Terrible Mall Commercial

[@zucc9944]

Some days I’m a haircut girl. Sometimes I’m a come get yourself an outfit girl

[@MsKimba18]

Longjumping Piano that’s deep

[@sincerecinnamon]

Somedays im a boots and pants person

[@mike2652]

Longjumping Piano I’m a boots an pants guy, mice elf.

[@fate3300]

Longjumping Piano some days I’m a boots and pants guy

[@theisopod-k6y]

On key, and then just dead, I'm assuming.

[@pey10shel10]

Haircut girl did not have to try to hit some notes but my god she did

[@ceebee8711]

and it's not even like it was bad she slayed for no reason

[@kristyn9977]

I actually liked it she sounds good

[@Hell_and_Back]

that’s why they played her part 3 times and only hers

[@mimimann7400]

group video projects be like

[@danwordgod2017]

Can confirm.

[@BaddaBing2001]

Let’s face it. The hair cut lady stayed up all night perfecting that one damn line. She played it like this was gonna be her break to Hollywood. In the event she does make it to Hollywood she’s gonna use this commercial on her resumè.

[@LowdownBoy]

What a freak... Who gets cheek piercings? Also, gauges... Ew.

[@_space_cat_]

That lady shows more talent than half of the Hollywood. But even if she's not gonna get a role, she can be a hair and makeup artist for some star instead. Good for her to be that versatile.

[@harmie1743]

That’s insulting. She didn’t need to stay up all night to perfect her single line, she’s just that good.

[@ecstasy.]

“Top 10 most lyrically complex songs ever made”

[@ConorDaRobin]

"No"

[@syd_barrett_lmfao]

“Yes”

[@foffy1264]

"(Sounds)"

[@WassimEdits]

*"Haircuuuuut"*

[@hadd9000]

*top 10 "greatest" beatboxers ever*

[@junk5501]

The "Haircuts!" lady sounds so into her role. It's a shame the denim lady doesn't share her enthusiasm.

[@RBG9000]

Jack Graham she did better than get yourself an outfit

[@ant-pn3vg]

Jack Graham the backpacks girl too aka Miley Cyrus

[@StephenLengelMusic]

You mean Miley Cyrus?

[@ryanhughes8400]

The guy saying boots and pants sounds like he wants to kill himself.

[@brianwene1982]

Ryan Hughes What a way to go...

[@AreosOriginal]

the beat boxing community has been mad quiet since that guy did the background music

[@thequeendream6162]

BYE-

[@viswajitbala7924]

(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے

[@LaurenceAdams]

Facts

[@1keico]

*Swissbeatbox intro intensifies*

[@Bugsitogamer]

Yeah, mourning...

[@whalu4664]

“Get yourself an outfit” won the idgaf war

[@lain3386]

LMAOOOO

[@mxhina777]

FRR

[@JackMeoff46]

Imagine working at a strip mall in Missouri. Their dead eyes made sense once I found out where East Hills is located

[@WHATDOINNNG]

She wasn't paid enough for this

[@ohlucius]

everyone one else: *awkward as hell and say their line* the one girl: *haircut~~*

[@somemong989]

Her singing was on point.

[@ghost_animates7926]

Backpack girl: inhale* *BACKPACKS BACKPACKS COME GET YOUR BACKPACKS*

[@margaretsloan7163]

distant no the most aquward moment is when the girl says get yourself an outfit

[@kidreviewsmodels460]

*get yourself an outfit*

[@redfreddy6640]

Kill me

[@user-mf7zc3bl1z]

The 'get your outfits' girl looks and sounds like she's being held hostage

[@emmawatson7695]

Indiesonglyrics That is the funniest thing I've heard in a loooonnnnnggggg time!!!! 😂😂😂

[@talkingharvs]

Indiesonglyrics XD

[@jboothroyd6531]

Trust in Allah

[@ofir20503]

no?

[@maysamsharifi2686]

Indiesonglyrics haha tru

[@masonlandry9284]

New shoes! *long pause* gETyoUrSelfAnoUTfiT

[@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894]

Denum.

[@orangedrawz7209]

boOtS anD pAnts

[@christinabrinkman1778]

HAiiirrCccuuutttt

[@i.p8230]

@@orangedrawz7209 and boots and pants

[@PotaJoe]

@@i.p8230 NEW SHOEEEESSSSS

[@vitamin_cplus]

boots and pants guy made a bigger impact on my life than any retailer commercial i've ever seen

[@glamrockfoxy6667]

Get yourself a backpack got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@birdwatching_u_back]

He looks like a 50/50 cross between Hank and John Green

[@shrimpy420]

high school musical 5 leaked trailer

[@rig0rmort1s]

Seth Collazo lmaooo

[@logangeisbert2114]

Seth Collazo hahahahahahahahahahhh

[@jaclynzinck4241]

looks good lol

[@Fun_with_a_gun]

Damn they went on budget this time ...

[@EnzoTheBaker]

I'd watch the hell out of it if this was the singing cast. Best musical ever

[@niteclef]

I like how even after it ends it still doesn't stop, it refuses to end.

[@fuzzbone]

i like your hat

[@novitafirmanto2779]

*Haircut*

[@bigqockold-859]

muffin jotaro pikachu

[@markonino12]

It's like the song they never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend.

[@dooda3560]

HAIRCUTTTTTTTTTTT

[@Thishandleisnotavailabletoo]

Boots and pants guy sounds like he's being bullied by backpack girl

[@mauigio]

They end up living together as sister roommates because neither can find a decent MAY EN

[@alyoooh]

This is just a cringe commercial for a mall yet your starting to give the characters a backstory and lore

[@GoogleGoogle-fd6do]

That guy is 100000 gay

[@capturesintime639]

Omg wait the office *who* bitch

[@trinitrojack]

Backpack girl only shows up once. Who's the real bully here?

[@angeaievci]

The haircut girl is my new idol, the pure talent she brought to the table in that one word made a tear form in my left eye. Truly inspiring. I hope one day I will get the honor to have a haircut done from her

[@paiger6058]

I know she did not waste her chance

[@fivelow621]

Haircut carried, for sure

[@TommyEdits124]

Haircutt

[@sunnyisfictional]

wow, i wish i had a left eye too

[@sunnyisfictional]

dammit now that my pfp isnt me this joke doesnt make sense. for context i literally do not have a left eye

[@Blueybeak]

I cant stop laughing at the ""beatboxing"" in the background

[@jt8892]

BoO.MmITyytbOo *spit* BOmmmoity

[@red_dickfigures]

YOU CAN HEAR THEM SPITTING I-

[@PopYTP]

Pppbppbpbpbbpb pffpfff spit pgpgpcoggkghkdkd

[@jaydencooke1805]

It sounds like one person trying their hardest to beatbox while someone else spits in the mic every once in a while

[@danespilman8213]

That’s my local mall which makes it worse

[@andreacalzoni2439]

No one talking about the background beatboxing? It's the real thing behind this masterpiece!

[@jaclynzinck4241]

Top 10 Anime Songs

[@lblancey]

Honestly seems like it was in front

[@crust4745]

Whoever is just straight up spit on the mic at 0:14

[@binglebongled1ngledangle]

I heard it too

[@THE______TRUTH]

Nobody is talking about the fucking girl who looks and sounds identical to Miley Cyrus.

[@kristy_krab_pizza]

The “boots and pants” guy seemed like he didn’t want to do this

[@DeniseKazooie]

i think it's 0:15

[@aniyaturner6]

@@DeniseKazooie definitely

[@aniyaturner6]

@@DeniseKazooie she was probably had a gun being pointed at her direction

[@janiapayton1821]

Boots and pants andBoots and pants andBoots and pants andBoots and pants andBoots and pants andBoots and pants and

[@CrimCrim]

And the “get yourself an outfit” lady

[@SleepyDrone6402]

I like that it just threw in one last haircut in there before ending it off

[@flicker1014]

I aspire to be haircut, but in reality, I'm get yourself an outfit 😔

[@lemon4de549]

😆 omg

[@saki_s4n0bashi]

damn that’s tough i’m bAcKpAcKs BaCkPaCkS cOmE gEt YoUr BaCkPaCkSsssSSsS

[@sentient5]

ᵍᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗᶠᶦᵗ

[@cringefailtastic]

Im "deniiim". I got the right Idea, im just a lil confused

[@midobula4797]

K

[@intreoo]

The haircut lady carried the entire thing

[@lovely.stinkbug3157]

ong

[@neoretro5328]

Just be glad you didn’t have to carry her.

[@unclegardener]

@@neoretro5328 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoLD-ec1bw]

@Neo Retro y’all do anything to make a fat joke 🤣

[@Glibzer]

@@neoretro5328 Brooooo

[@socks255]

the guy who said “boots and pants” looked dead inside

[@madssc9601]

Boots and pants and boots and pan

[@betterthanyesterday3912]

It's called HIV

[@valtiel6913]

@@betterthanyesterday3912 LOOOOL

[@FiftiesDad]

Matthew Kuiper cheers for making me crack up

[@joedoe5189]

Dead? You mean brain”dead” dumb.

[@yeah_ImAFish]

That transition from “Haircut” to “New Shoes” is superb

[@xenoslyce1781]

Director: How much money do we have? East Hills: No.

[@miibrawler4876]

They don't have any money. Just Denim, Haircuts, Boots and Pants, Backpacks, 20 year old "New Shoes", more clothes, and another haircut

[@daowee7293]

The director was on a 300 dollar budget

[@streetbike_jpod]

This makes me laugh too much 😂

[@imthatmysticgaming9341]

NO IS A NUMBER?

[@martinbefartin]

Oof

[@peter_panda3069]

When miley cyrus says "come get your backpacks" you go and buy backpacks

[@sharkie9975]

What if I don’t

[@tempest6369]

Piper Rose *y o u d i e.*

[@sharkie9975]

Alastor oh shit

[@VaporWolfYT]

@@sharkie9975 she hits you with a wrecking ball

[@160x47]

NO WAY THAT WAS HER I DIDNT EVEN KNOW BRUH

[@unspokenrizz555]

The "get yourself an outfit" girl looks so awkward like she's held at gunpoint

[@eoincahill6030]

he heh heh

[@squidward6317]

She probably was

[@ziuniverse]

Marina Joyce

[@stormtroopergamer5024]

She probably did not want to do act in the commercial so they forced her.

[@the-bruh.cum5]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZCvpJ6fjbZqacU

[@auraax.]

haircut lady ate that up. carried the whole commercial😍

[@thecinematicmind]

Unanimously agree

[@fakeskeet1762]

the guy beatboxing in the background is phenomenal

[@samueldantas2702]

pay attention only to him, looks like he is spitting a liter of saliva on every second

[@Marie-fx2qp]

Hes the chosen one of East Hills

[@jrock878]

@@samueldantas2702 i dont see anybodyin back ground?

[@admiralmemes1604]

He sounds gay

[@Marie-fx2qp]

@@admiralmemes1604 dont disrespect him. You cant beatbox better than him

[@Mamamunchy]

Director: how much money do we have? East hills: what’s money?

[@mahaliajean-charles9544]

OMG! How does this comment not have way more likes? This is golden hilarious 😂

[@kubz1570]

Choose your fighter: >Denim >Haaaaircuts! >Backpacks backpacks >Boots and pants >New shoes >An outfit

[@madssc9601]

Secret unlockable character: guy beatboxing

[@YourAverageNormalHumanBeing]

HAAAAAIRCUTS IS MINES! *COME AT ME BRO*

[@jt8892]

Dlc: GeT yOuR sElF aN oUtFit Only 9999999$

[@jt8892]

SELCET YOUR FIGHTER *intense beatboxing*

[@yotengo2807]

microphone

[@ChaR_OfTheK0Rn]

“Get yourself an outfit” Is forever burned into my memory

[@samuschillin]

I was reminded of this video today... i repressed this memory for so long and now it haunts me once again

[@upkarpt.2801]

Can we talk about the intense beatboxing in the backround

[@siloadventures1552]

That was beatboxing? I thought that was a homeless guy fapping

[@kehz2884]

Silo Adventures 😂😂

[@ran2fye]

@@siloadventures1552 oh hell naw 🤣🤣

[@coldwarfare1429]

That is one loud ass fap

[@yeethittter1285]

Please link me your pfp. I start laughing every time I open my eyes and see it

[@Cool_Adrian7]

Everybody: *singing* That one lady: gEt yOurSelf aN oUtfiT

[@dauerhaftgeschlossen7964]

She tried to rap!

[@wet.wumpus]

That’s always the bit that gets me she’s either feeling anxious around a camera or she’s on the verge of tears

[@incorrectinfinity2341]

D E N I M

[@Cool_Adrian7]

Boots and pants and boots and pants

[@incorrectinfinity2341]

New shoes!

[@everett7026]

this is how much effort i put into my school projects

[@Theglorg]

So you pull footage right out your butt and throw some glitter?

[@funnyduckling2697]

I Feel you

[@domainexpansion-boosiefade]

robo bitch this would actually be a good school project

[@NameOFFIClAL]

The beatbox in the background keeps getting me

[@gavin773]

East Hill Mall: **purchases 30 seconds of ad space** Completed Ad: **is 28 seconds long** Solution: hAirCUT!

[@thatchysaurus5673]

Gavin Making *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

[@aspennvv548]

Gavin Making lol so trueeee

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

this explains so much

[@brandonbreyer3118]

"Yo, pass me the aux cord." "You better not play trash." *me:*

[@makayliebowen5262]

Brandon Breyer same😂😂

[@cly_]

CAWM AWN AN GET YOSELF AN AWTFET

[@camnicole900]

That haircut lady is really proud that she can sing

[@chiefqueef2818]

Camryn Jensen that’s what she thinks

[@blippitybloppitybloo9817]

Camryn Jensen probably

[@carlosponcedeleon3903]

OMG so accurate

[@youngscoobersv.2383]

Camryn Jensen yeah 😂😂

[@neeoigeo3229]

"Alright your budget for this commercial is 5 bucks and a chick fil a gift card and you have to make it by this afternoon"

[@kyliethefox9351]

the girl with backpacks actually sounds like she cares

[@advantgardeboy2007]

Haircut girl does too

[@giantpinkcat]

I dunno, the New Shoes Lady looked pretty Enthusiastic

[@svlmarle6743]

Get yourself an outfit girl was doing great.

[@NarutoUzumaki-cr8bu]

Solmarie Suarez get yourself an outfit sounded like Cardi B without autotune

[@littlevaporeon1081]

What about boots and pants?

[@coke199videos]

The guy in the background beatboxing is probably spitting out an entire ocean

[@thecodfather7109]

Lmao 😂

[@Njbear7453]

That might be the worst part of the commercial

[@bellabozo5314]

Everyone: on key Random girl: gEt YoUrSeLf An OuTfIt

[@respectfulgamer7232]

No one was on key. They're all horrible lol

[@endohtheworld]

Toxic Gamer well the haircut lady’s vocals were pretty good

[@respectfulgamer7232]

Yeah sure. And the little girl was fine too I guess.

[@rainah15]

Despacito SHUTUPSCDFIOJKN hhhAAAirErcHuuT

[@garryconnor1023]

HA.

[@Hamster-py2lf]

I feel like back when this commercial originally got popular, everyone involved in it stared back on it in embarrassment. I have a feeling that nowadays they laugh about it and see it as just a funny memory. It's weirdly wholesome.

[@Mhasper]

Ikr i was thinking about this too

[@Blank258]

*Top 10 Rappers Eminem was too afraid to Diss*

[@JDP2104]

1-7 are the people from this commercial

[@aloeveil]

I kinda think number one should’ve been number 7

[@serpentetdimanchecestunbon7280]

Yes

[@itslegitryan7823]

😂 😂 😂

[@KosTis]

500th like yay!

[@sophiakogelschatz9478]

“What key should I sing in?” Director: *YES*

[@totalrahabilitation2178]

Sophia K. Yes Sucks yes pack come get your yes pack

[@sophiakogelschatz9478]

BlueBear _. Bro you can’t be talking you post trash videos so you can just get money to pay for v bucks besides I don’t play fortnite bc it’s stupid and a waste of my time like writing this comment to a little kid

[@edgymemelord4205]

I can’t like because it’s already at 420

[@uhetsberger]

H sharp

[@Dylan-Frost]

They're not even singing in any specific key they're just akwardly saying it

[@mateo6025]

Man beatboxing in the back really said: “bOOMppTtTT”

[@luisaf1836]

My mans was doing pf snares and bmg’s

[@PantsYT]

no he just farted a lot

[@Rilekilla]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thugshakergovernment]

No it was poOombOomPpTtt

[@Blueybeak]

I laughed out loud at this thank you

[@DEMANATI]

This has more passion and soul than corporate ads lol i prefer this cause its made by everyday normal people

[@__crispyyyy]

The fact that it ended on "haircuts" really makes me wanna just give up on life.

[@seachelle2316]

「The Spider.」 Honestly my dude, same

[@rubiisun]

when you get a green screen for christmas

[@s4har4]

When your grandpa falls off a flight of stairs and gets terminal brain damage

[@imppro]

@@s4har4 epic

[@gavin773]

When you get a green screen from East Hills for back to school

[@clementinetwd6366]

Emery bingham *cough *cough

[@nincada_]

honestly same

[@xX_ewwwewwie_Xx]

0:18 I need those jeans tho

[@Smamsmamamamart]

No you fugging dont

[@ltjuice3733]

Producer: how loud do you want the beatboxer to be Mall owner: yes

[@avarodney6208]

Boots and pants guy gives me life

[@Terrtail]

the backpacks lady is more manly tbh

[@tookieran]

0:15 me talking to my friends about school edit: Boots and pants guy really doesnt want to be there

[@oofkid1234]

.-.

[@bazztard64]

Nobody wants to be there

[@butter_dracula]

Same

[@CandidaRosa889]

This has been buried in my brain for 8 years for me to suddenly find it again

[@LegendaryUchiha1]

MY NEW ALARM CLOCK RINGTONE

[@fullbuster5337]

kaneki kun SAME

[@LegendaryUchiha1]

G U R I N U U - w - XD

[@Videymann]

kaneki kun lel

[@jaycoolin8035]

how?

[@LegendaryUchiha1]

MachoXCamacho screen recorder, then convert the file to mp3 and download an alarm clock app and most let you choose your own music so then i used this after i converted it

[@undle1406]

Is no one going to talk about the absolute *_legend_* beatboxing this whole commercial

[@vintage_doll]

Kirby4042 lol that's what I was thinking too

[@윤아-w6p]

Kirby4042 Everyone is talking about *_HAIR CUT_*

[@MusuemBucket]

The “get yourself an outfit” was already bad enough, but that “haircut” after when it “ends” is just on another level.

[@moonwitch5504]

why did you put quotation marks on “ends”? annoying

[@MusuemBucket]

@@moonwitch5504 I would change it, but I’m gonna leave it as it is since you’re annoyed

[@moonwitch5504]

@@MusuemBucket nice try lol.

[@irmanoemi344]

*TOP 10 SINGERS EMINEM IS AFRAID TO DISS.*

[@avadefee]

Reviews Xpress how do you get that bold text

[@ketchup2718]

*you thicc*

[@Mika-tg9bi]

#1: Boots and pants guy

[@RONALDII0]

This is getting *Old*

[@thatsmyopinion92]

i bet the haircut lady posts minion memes on facebook

[@nehptunes]

brickworldie 777 she looks like she does

[@YTTER]

@@nehptunes it was a joke that the actully does

[@anna-mm8dj]

LMAO

[@marinafeeney141]

thatsmy opinion 😂😂😂😂

[@eexuaa9736]

True

[@thisboyisshook3953]

my friends and i doing our final project a day before the date of delivery

[@amary3146]

Lol

[@juliaolstad9091]

Omg that's funny and true

[@hxest]

My friends and I*

[@Crunk9]

Same lol

[@hxest]

Chris Hart I rarely correct grammar, only in comments.

[@dtownjay]

the “haircut” at the end of the video had me dying 😭😭 0:27

[@star_daph4]

OMG I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT LMAO

[@akagrimreaper6702]

The haircut woman needs to become a singer ASAP

[@Meijera]

So does carousel girl

[@sammsarabefr]

and backpack girl

[@justsomerobotickrabwithint9326]

So does the boots and pants guy

[@CJ-wt3rh]

And the get your self a outfit

[@jaygdad]

@@sammsarabefr absolutely not

[@rayofsunshine8357]

I like how at the end they added "haircut" for no apparent reason Edit: why did I get so many likes for this stupid comment.

[@sanderflop]

It’s sounds great, that’s the reason

[@yeethittter1285]

She was the only good singer

[@HiveDes]

GIT URSELF EN OWTFIT woulda been funnier tho

[@renegadeyogi7295]

I think because she had the best voice so they could end on a high note

[@icant9572]

Get a new hairstyle for back to school bleh.

[@chunghastan758]

0:08 miley cyrus before *”fame”*

[@LittlestGloria]

Rainbow Jigglypuff Is that actually her? It looks so much like her so I’m confused lol

[@smokes3974]

I want to know too

[@butter_dracula]

Lmao

[@angelique5804]

I KNEW SHE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE

[@Lea-cw7et]

LittlestGloria no no she would of been hannah montana

[@BruinsBrawler]

Girl at the beginning: Sets the tone for everyone. Denim girl: Didn't want to do this commercial but her boss forced her to. Haircut lady: Gives it her all and carries the entire commercial in all her glory. Backpack girl: Wasn't invited to do the commercial but showed up anyway. Boots and pants guy: Just doing his part and being a team player. New shoes girl: Goes the extra mile but still falls flat. Get yourself an outfit girl: Was asked to do the commercial last minute and has no idea what the hell is going on. Tries her best to wing it but fails miserably.

[@Jose-rc3bb]

*Looks like a school project done at the last second*

[@robandbeth8111]

TRUE HAHAHA

[@Laila-gl5rv]

Lol

[@claire-ez9qn]

😂😂😂

[@Tankohh]

Me 😂

[@richerDiLefto]

This. 😂

[@yamiz7929]

*HAAIRCUUUT*

[@someoneiguess6317]

BACK PACKS BACK PACKS COME GET UR BACKPACKS!

[@yamiz7929]

zuzi . BOOTS AND PANTS N BOOTS AND PANTS

[@quazar]

NEW SHOOEEESSSS

[@juliaaajames1259]

Get yourself an outfit

[@soobiebadoobee]

denim

[@Booga04Minecraft]

What concerns me more is that someone actually thought this was good enough to release to the public

[@Mr371312]

this is fine =)

[@awaste]

you have a minecraft picture

[@TheDiamondzZ]

Mikio Amano I'm Senpai Now so what’s the problem?

[@abrahamterry9445]

@marianne mccrank east hills Mall is a real place in a town about an hour out of Kansas City

[@spritememeberry5492]

@@awaste whats wrong with that

[@Eldrich09]

The editor doesn’t need an Oscar, he needs to be put on house arrest.

[@Meijera]

she protecc she attacc but most important she give out backpacc

[@vivi4562]

Meijera2021 lol

[@Rogi6XD]

hilarious and original

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Fuck off

[@nohintshere]

*BACKPACKS BACKPACKS COME GET YO BACKPACKS*

[@Redwallfan_1]

THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY IT DOES NOT HAVE TEN THOUSAND LIKES.

[@unlistedaccount14]

I love how the haircut lady was so enthusiastic like this was some big break in her singing career😂

[@melissag1364]

I think Mr. Bootsth and Pantsth had potential as a true artist.

[@rainycereal1218]

Haircut Lady: Hi, I'm haircut Lady. And this, IS MY BIG BREAK IN THE MEDIA

[@Gorguruga]

Ever heard of a barbershop quartet? Live singing used to be part of the whole haircut experience back in the day!

[@mooominpapa]

@@Gorguruga Is that true?

[@garryconnor1023]

BBZ TRUE

[@TheRealNeoThe]

The Virgin "get yourself an outfit" vs the Chad "Haircuts"

[@PopYTP]

The outfit girl ruined tge rythym

[@Deadvss]

I don't know which is worse The singing Or the beat boxing

[@leonsalgeuro]

+The real Drake The Singing, it must be the singing.

[@chefboyartees5156]

That beat fire af whatcha mean.

[@Avi-ofc]

I dont know if thats even beatboxin... i mean thats on a next level of shit.

[@Jackiemoto_]

its the singing

[@thatoneidiotxav]

both

[@beachbum23]

Dude miley cyrus is selling backpacks now

[@vinceyboy9404]

i started crying in maths today, and all i can remember is that someone just whispered "haaaiiir cuuut"

[@princesssharkkisses5993]

Holly Baldwin LMAO

[@nohintshere]

Holly Baldwin LOL OMG LMAO

[@KomaValorina]

I won a maths debate.

[@MidosujiSen]

Haircut lady was trying to save this, but alas the power of one person was not enough.

[@moisesherrera4372]

The *get yourself an outfit* lady is trying so hard not to laugh

[@xyeonal8384]

I would be doing the same

[@christiangarcia262]

Handsome Squidward nah bro it's "BACKPACKS BACKPACKS COME GET YOUR BACKPACKS!"

[@harshines828]

Handsome Squidward lol🤣

[@harshines828]

Handsome Squidward I’m your 580th like!

[@ಥ_ಥ-ಫ5ಮ]

*B O O B S AND PANTS*

[@Tybreezy007]

Yes

[@hoodedmaniac3602]

He sounds gay

[@jaclynzinck4241]

the one letter makes a huge difference

[@jysethia]

*I CAN'T UNHEAR IT ANYMORE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE*

[@carlossfiesta]

@@hoodedmaniac3602 coming from a gay, pretty sure he's gay

[@alexis-eb9nq]

i can hear the beatboxers *B R E A T H I N G*

[@lillyaug]

OH I SPIT OUT MY DRINK-

[@boxalister]

NOW I CANT UNHEAR THEM

[@hannahofhorror]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@nataleeisjustchilling2737]

I CAN’T UNHEAR IT NOW!!!!!

[@martinbefartin]

And I oop

[@brandonspielman6071]

Still better than the walmart brainrot ad

[@onepageofmisery6637]

As someone who lived in the area where the commercial was taking place, I feel a mixture of pride and shame. Whoever made this did not anticipate this to be the commercial equivalent of The Room.

[@freakshowkena]

Is that mall still open?

[@trevorbressman6717]

Yes the mall is still open. And the owner Steve Craig paid like 50 bands for that masterpiece and then clicked the full send button

[@olidon96]

where is this? “get yourself an outfit” lady specifically reminds me of women i’ve met growing up in texas lol

[@viktorvondoom9119]

​@@olidon96 East Hills, Saint Joseph, Missouri. The name of the mall is right there on the screen since you are literally watching a commercial for it 😂

[@Renne308]

I’m like 80% positive they did intend for this to be the The Room of mall ads, like the Flea Market Montgomery; problem is it’s much harder to make intentionally charming bad shit

[@lydiamichael7800]

*H A I R C U T*

[@sawsiriv]

*beat keeps going and everyone is doing okay* *silence.....GeT yOuRsELf aN oUtfIt.*

[@respectfulgamer7232]

No one was doing ok though :p

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

@@respectfulgamer7232 I don't know man, that hair dresser seem to actually care about what she was doing.

[@respectfulgamer7232]

Oh goddamn why did you remind me of this cursed video... Well yea, I guess you're right.

[@mike2652]

HAIRCUT!!!

[@ChezFeroce]

The haircut lady held this performance together.

[@griffon106]

imagine working your minimum wage mall cashier job and they come in and tell you to do this shit 😭😭😭

[@heyheyheizou]

i wanna be the one who asks people to get backpacks or else

[@theletterd]

On god I’m leaving for the rest of the day 💀

[@Saukingalpha]

If they let me do coke.... I would this for free

[@MisterRawgers]

That’s clearly exactly what happened lol. Not to mention absolutely zero audio engineering went into this commercial. It’s like Apple movie maker or whatever it’s called mixed with garage band 😂

[@blackcarbon6007]

I used to work at that Journey's and the "backpacks" girl was my manager. She asked if I wanted to instead but declined, tfg🙌🏽

[@audrey8919]

*it's that time of the year again*

[@sugarbunnies11]

gingerbread man BACKPACKS BACKPACKS

[@emily5689]

gingerbread man your profile pic is me right now Bc im on the bus to school

[@hillaryclinton.yeahimfamou2014]

gingerbread man I'm proud to be the 420th person to like that.

[@landodjango8107]

Its time to go back in time to be the 69th... -kill me-

[@Cuberates]

It's the most wonderful time of the yee

[@aoliravioli]

The backpacks girl was way too into it

[@swagerdager6931]

B A C K P A C K S B A C K P A C K S C O M E G E T Y O U R B A C K P A C K S

[@IsMonic]

To be fair this is a much better commercial than anything I could do.

[@GodotOfficial]

The budget for this commercial must have been $1.20

[@shivarampersaud2332]

Seems pretty much free to me lol

[@derkommissar4986]

Godot with the mic its some $20.20 if you buy one at the flea market

[@awesomesaucer7063]

And a pair of new shoes

[@NaiefThegoony]

Godot how what did they spend it at

[@orangeman1379]

agreed

[@wabacake9937]

I laughed for ten minutes straight at how she said "Get yourself an outfit"

[@pineli6752]

It just doesn't fit.

[@aajkdndkdnekwn]

If you laugh at something for more than 30 seconds please get help.

[@cherrygirl1569]

Me too

[@mybirbmemesareawesome436]

Play 0:16 at 0.25 at playback speed

[@groggyacorn7067]

@@aajkdndkdnekwn wtf?

[@sixtoflores6886]

"gEt YoUrSeLf An OuTfIt"

[@savannahvogel2006]

Sixto Flores she can't sing ... Like at all

[@toefungus8164]

i relate to her

[@jinsoulsbleachedhair]

Sixto Flores but she actually sounds depressed

[@sixtoflores6886]

Bowtastic 50 ikr

[@jimenaurias1787]

Sixto Flores me

[@itsmrclutch]

My mall that is demolished now, made more money while it was closing than this commercial probably ever did

[@natsby4life842]

Haircut girl was the only one who could sing so they used her as much as they could lmao

[@ChrisJohnson-ez3mz]

Cuz like… WHERE IS HER AMERICAN IDOL OFFER LETTER😤😤😤

[@laarman.]

The baby could sing pretty well too

[@pokkemuur6539]

@@laarman.trueee

[@flokiartz5813]

Hahaha true😂😂

[@luckylunayre7918]

​@@laarman.She really couldn't let's be real

[@RalJan]

` R I C A U H T

[@yvngxshady]

BoOtS aNd PaNtSBoOtS aNd PaNtS and boots and pants

[@anonymouslux]

Chris The Little Guy neeew shoOoOes

[@550arizona]

Get YoUrsElF bAcK tO sChoOl E A S T H I L L S..... *_haircut_*

[@pigeonb3443]

O P I D E C

[@Mothalas]

550arizona l

[@pixelmentia]

I liked “Get yourself an outfit” girl best. She knew the assignment, came in with her outfit, and failed on every level. The amount she was off beat would make a quantizer self-destruct. AND to top it off, she held up something no one would ever wear casually. It looks more fit for a Disney Princess cosplay. Incredible performance.

[@vapour_wav2]

lmao

[@Sckeza]

Hey she wasn’t off beat! She was simply using a jazzy and unique rhythm

[@yoshisarethebomb]

I’d kinda wear it

[@Faine8]

He's hardcore simpin

[@yoshisarethebomb]

@@Faine8 bro he’s just being nice how is that “simp”

[@luanminitti1177]

Alright guys, so I just checked East Hill’s website, and unfortunately the only store that survived since this commercial came out was Rue 21. Which, to me, is shocking since Rue closed down almost 10 years ago where I live. But I truly hope all these people, including the little girl singing who’s probably a grown woman now, are all doing so well in life. Especially Ms. Haärcutz, who sang so passionately, you would convince me she became a stylist because singing didn’t work out; I hope she’s doing what she loves.

[@melodibrownarchive7734]

ms haarcutz 😭

[@John_Schmitt]

Soon, even Rue won’t be there any more 😂

[@luanminitti1177]

@@John_Schmittand we’ll only have this commercial as archives of the pinnacle of East Hills Mall

[@his.worst.nightmare]

actually off Broadway shoes is still here! but rue21 left a bit ago :(

[@tacpahdza]

Lol ​@@melodibrownarchive7734

[@happycowz1901]

Lmao the mall commercial company said "we need something to actually catch the eye of the watchers. I know!" *puts haircut at the end again*

[@logantarutis42]

i didn't know miley cyrus sold backpacks

[@homelesspcguy883]

I didn't know

[@leonsalgeuro]

+DopeRomance Miley loves backpacks

[@DoomcaliberGamer]

DopeRomance

[@ajinxedjoey]

Dope

[@Professional_Machine_Fucker]

DopeRomance Boots and pants and boots and pants

[@synflwr]

0:15 When you forget your part in the school presentation anf have to awkwardly carry on even though you don't know what you're doing.