I understand why Vanoss doesn’t stream. His hilarious jokes will get him booted off.
@DWayne-_-3 жыл бұрын
He would get banned immediately🤣
@professortree93873 жыл бұрын
yeah i won't lie some of his jokes have been getting a bit darker lately
@Cheez-It3 жыл бұрын
@@professortree9387 yeah, and I love it lmao
@legohivemind3 жыл бұрын
*Edp has entered the chat
@dionelmejia80933 жыл бұрын
@@legohivemind did he brought any cupcakes
@iamjohnporter673 жыл бұрын
Vanoss knows how to ruin friendships and he's the type of guy who just loves to watch the world burn.
@atheist20253 жыл бұрын
That is too true
@animan-2643 жыл бұрын
No he loves to burn worlds
@hopefulsidney3 жыл бұрын
a true gemini
@Astrocraft873 жыл бұрын
@@hopefulsidney fuck zodiac signs
@hopefulsidney3 жыл бұрын
@@Astrocraft87 ok
@DavaaGames3 жыл бұрын
12:23 Vanoss has been getting really dark lately, and I’m all here for it
@AjaxHGV3 жыл бұрын
About time haha. This is the Evan i want to hear !
@betrayed1173 жыл бұрын
I spat out my water when I heard him let that one rip on Tyler's stream.
@Agent-kt9vq3 жыл бұрын
14:26 Brian immediately stopped himself from yelling "One Heart" cuz he knew Evan or Nogla was gonna end up giving him that last blow... Doesn't matter though, he peeped for content because Tyler got out of the nether and then the drowned with a trident finished what he started on Brian lol
@DirectorOfChaos92923 жыл бұрын
Payback for when he ko'ed Tyler on one heart
@enderdestroyer61893 жыл бұрын
Aegislash in one video: "doesn't even try to fight the bosses. You guys suck"
@irradiatedice983 жыл бұрын
Didnt he kill nogla on the purge server because nogla said he had one heart.
@johnsoapmactavish99213 жыл бұрын
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 yea because Tyler is totally not the one to kill everyone multiple times and then get butthurt when he gets pranked back
@noahst62543 жыл бұрын
Bruh spend some time outside
@ZombieSazza3 жыл бұрын
“You can have my stuff” “Oh great, 2 sticks and some cobblestone” “Actually it’s 13 sticks!” Evan sounded so proud of his 13 sticks!
@blazingdragon62323 жыл бұрын
*Nice haircut for a man that owns a $30,000 driving simulator*
@Skispp3 жыл бұрын
Yike
@meatloaf_gaming10163 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Miu_Skyline3 жыл бұрын
I knew Brian looked different just couldn't figure out what.
@infantry99033 жыл бұрын
Lol strait up Russian gangster haircut, all he needs is the blue addidas track suit.
@readyshowtime87433 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong though
@isaacmitchell32073 жыл бұрын
And this is why Evan doesn't Livestream with the group
@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx3 жыл бұрын
He'd just get himself banned. 🤣
@mrgost47803 жыл бұрын
"d deep in a baby"😂😂😂😂
@dhealy11763 жыл бұрын
It's so good to see Minecraft again, they should get everyone again to play it
@joeyno1373 жыл бұрын
Good luck getting wildcat lel
@lionguy89593 жыл бұрын
@@joeyno137 he’s already there
@martymcfly13123 жыл бұрын
@@joeyno137 ? he’s in the video
@joeyno1373 жыл бұрын
@@martymcfly1312 not totally enjoying it
@wkkqewqaver77663 жыл бұрын
If they are gonna do it its gonna mostly be streams and videos are gonna be stream highlights cus scripted videos and minecraft take too much time investment to acually do something
@living_perch52463 жыл бұрын
12:24 EVAN NOOO 17:00 EVAN NOOOOOOO
@bananas13183 жыл бұрын
the more raw and uncensoed these guys get the more i love them, theyve been my favorite youtubers for years nopw but i love the whole stand up comedy vibe they give, not by thier joke telling but just the way they dont give a fuck and laugh at humor tyhats supposed to cancel people lol
@SolidSapphire10183 жыл бұрын
I friggin love coming to this channel and getting to experience all the jokes that made me love game commentary in the first place when I was like 13 lmao. I've missed just laughing at dumb shit without being told to critically think about it. Thanks guys; needed the laughs!
@ShyShyTAS3 жыл бұрын
11:11 - Brian is right. It's the epitome of Twitch nowadays.
@johnsoapmactavish99213 жыл бұрын
It's so satisfying to see Wildcat get pranked. Dude gets super butthurt and mad when's he's pranked but has no problem doing it to others constantly
@hopeforhobixo51423 жыл бұрын
Fr, dumps a bucket of lava on people but can’t handle when someone does the same thing to him.
@johnsoapmactavish99213 жыл бұрын
Reason why I unsubbed from him and Basically. After the Among Us, Rust, and Pico Park videos they’re both really annoying and hypocritical
@coltsullivan97753 жыл бұрын
Dude I love that they’ve been coming back to their darker roots 😂 humor is coming back ahain
@Angelina299793 жыл бұрын
Yup! We love dark humor ❤️
@coltsullivan97753 жыл бұрын
@@Angelina29979 absolutely!! 😎
@wilmagregg31313 жыл бұрын
hopefully the world does the same and lets dark comedy actually come back and not the stay the current "post joke world"
@lilkat63143 жыл бұрын
Vanoss: I got your back Also Vanoss: Legit knocked Brian into the lava early on in the video. I'm getting mixed messages here Evan.
@badbloodkiller34713 жыл бұрын
when Evan says, "I've got your back," he means "got" in a hitman sort of sense, he gonna stab you in the back.
@ryanm.60053 жыл бұрын
Shmeg the Sorcerer needs to make an appearance in Alpha Betas. Perfect episode bad guy.
@dylanhernandez18573 жыл бұрын
Fuck no
@kill4M0e3 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes!!!
@theshenanigans34633 жыл бұрын
Bow to the glory that is SHMEG
@KingdomKey-ik4xk3 жыл бұрын
Great idea! They'd just need Milton to get on board with it!
@scoria03 жыл бұрын
12:23 and that’s why Evan doesn’t stream
@dionelmejia80933 жыл бұрын
He would get cancelled so quick if he did stream which sucks
@lonestarwolfentertainment71843 жыл бұрын
@@dionelmejia8093 I don’t think he cares if he gets cancelled.
@sirfantasy71403 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see alpha betas when you guys release more! Im so glad to that you won't be restricted with your creative freedom. Loved your content for years!!
@TheDoctor2500T3 жыл бұрын
Did you not hear this was just so they each could get a 30k racing sim
@sirfantasy71403 жыл бұрын
Oh crap you're right I don't know how that slipped my mind. They are gonna get sooo many racing simulators out of the Kickstarter.
@jaydonmagan46943 жыл бұрын
@@sirfantasy7140 Like, twenty-four.
@sirfantasy71403 жыл бұрын
@@jaydonmagan4694 That's like 24 more than the average person needs.
@caitiegiles45343 жыл бұрын
Happy to see more Minecraft! I’ve been binging everyone’s Minecraft playlists
@alertsnail3 жыл бұрын
Same with everyone too I watched all of noglas
@Rya_the_jaded_tenno3 жыл бұрын
Same
@t_mattox00783 жыл бұрын
Same
@deathwalker543 жыл бұрын
Watching Nogla's past Minecraft videos when I'm not in at work, will get to the others afterwards
@NovaMenno3 жыл бұрын
Hermitcraft: let's have some silly fun, let's build shops and we won't steal diamonds in those chests This server: you killed me, give me those fucking diamonds! And really, I love both equally
@ravenstorm49313 жыл бұрын
Minecraft is that game that ALWAYS comes back no matter how much time has passed
@LD-fc2jv3 жыл бұрын
“I’m a sneaker head” is the best line of all time
@MitchRapp013 жыл бұрын
Even gets edgier and edgier with each passing day
@zinciblezfide88273 жыл бұрын
Should we get worried?
@hayond6563 жыл бұрын
@@zinciblezfide8827 Nah
@zaltypiez84833 жыл бұрын
3:11 Evan sounded bass boosted for a second there.
@JimInTheseCrickets3 жыл бұрын
Wildcat kills Brian with lava constantly: funny moment. Brain kills wildcat once with lava: gets all mad and uses kill commands like a bitch 😂
@Malachiaya3 жыл бұрын
Wildcat is a classic example of 'can dish it out but not take it'. Fucking love the guy though 😂 imagine his rage if they all treated him like they treated Nogla 😂😂
@ares60543 жыл бұрын
well really wildcat immediately lost his stuff so yk. i feel like he had bigger reasons to be mad than them cause he actually lost items.
@nathanhogge59683 жыл бұрын
@@ares6054 stop making excuses
@hopeforhobixo51423 жыл бұрын
@@ares6054 well, Vanoss pushed Brian into a pool of lava and lost his shit. I don’t see him throwing a hissy fit and using the command to kill him.
@johnsoapmactavish99213 жыл бұрын
@@ares6054 vanoss pushed Brian into lava, you don’t see Brian acting like a little b*tch
@ChangeComics3 жыл бұрын
The whole streamer bit was hilarious
@theshenanigans34633 жыл бұрын
I loved how the names got worse and worse
@madlaugher33003 жыл бұрын
Nogla would be perfect as a janitor in alpha betas who gives good advice to the team
@bo-pf8oq3 жыл бұрын
You sure he should be the person to give them GOOD advice?
@madlaugher33003 жыл бұрын
@@bo-pf8oq he would Have a rivalry with that robot cleaner whose name I can’t remember
@lordofthebeans71993 жыл бұрын
Was does Bryan’s haircut make him look like a slavic gamer?
@vastolordes62723 жыл бұрын
Evan with no filter must be a funny good time lmao
@itsglada3833 жыл бұрын
*Jumps on wheat*. Brian: Not me
@jeremybk543 жыл бұрын
anyone else think his laugh at 12:26 starts turning into Panda's, at least until the snort?
@FlakkerDPS3 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys for keeping that spicy sense of humour with dark jokes. Hard to find in yt nowadays really. DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT
@garybrown20393 жыл бұрын
12:15 reminds me of some times where I’ve seen smaller youtubers read the profile name “Kurt , first name nick “ on live streams. When they finally realized what they said they were horrified.
@reichtanglevictor16943 жыл бұрын
What?
@garybrown20393 жыл бұрын
@@reichtanglevictor1694 the people who have that profile name try to get people to say the n word
@SavviiWatcher3 жыл бұрын
Nick k.
@renderzaulia12183 жыл бұрын
Wildcat : "You broke Nogla's brain" Always has been....
@thomasharrington14773 жыл бұрын
"sounds like your makin' allegations without any proof" the fuckin' shade!
@DamienDbar3 жыл бұрын
Tell me who the snitches are *entire chat snitches* Brian: I know what needs to be done but I don't have the strength to do it
@JSPena3 жыл бұрын
4:59 Brian legit sounded like he was being murdered.
@crcoghill3 жыл бұрын
see, Evan is like those Sour Patch Kids: he will ruin your life one moment, but reward you the next. than begin to plan to make it worse.
@lhair023 жыл бұрын
love they are poking jolly good fun at ASMR, it leaves me in stitches every time Terroriser goes full on into his observations about it.
@bonsonburner3 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or is the gang slowly but surely getting their jokes to be more dark humor. I like that!
@kiracomments-chca27473 жыл бұрын
3:41 "Corporate needs you to find the difference between deepslate and deepslate coal ore" they're the same thing - Brian
@badbloodkiller34713 жыл бұрын
10:12 Tyler: "You broke Nogla's brain." Do you know how redundant that is?
@jorgeunknown33233 жыл бұрын
I like how their darker humor now comes out now that we all grown up after watching all these years
@shugoki26473 жыл бұрын
10:36 Sounds just like the pufferfish eating a carrot meme!
@justmehere_3 жыл бұрын
omg it does, it sounds like the first lil bit
@docplays65083 жыл бұрын
I honestly love how unhinged and edgy Evan is when he is on stream
@mannym24193 жыл бұрын
"Making allegations without any proof" 👀
@damuff1nn4n363 жыл бұрын
Brain looks like thor with a scuffed haircut
@swervinservin71043 жыл бұрын
Hey, I love watching these vids everyday from all of you guys and I just got surgery so watching yall's videos make me happy 😊
@bigbangcityinc3 жыл бұрын
0:42 I dad-sneezed, and for one second I thought I jumpscared Brian... Then I realized why he began reacting like that
@jack1235ify3 жыл бұрын
I feel like today, a small chuck of Vanoss content is how much he can annoy Brian and what reactions he can get from it.
@DirtyRatandBananaman3 жыл бұрын
Love your vids bro and keep up with it soon they'll be a whole season of alpha betas
@jaredbrewer32223 жыл бұрын
4:53 it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up lol
@imunoriginal3823 жыл бұрын
12:23 Marcel will lose his mind if he heard this
@antipreis.e74173 жыл бұрын
the comedy is top notch, loved every second.
@vipolar2743 жыл бұрын
The outros always provides a satisfying ending to his videos
@Clint2028CODE23 жыл бұрын
I got the weirdest ad that just happened to be on an irishmans video... It was a 2 minute slideshow of potatoes in all different kinds of meals... No audio... Just pictures...
@annims85813 жыл бұрын
I remember watching noglas stream from the start till he started playing some pokemon game and I enjoyed every bit of except when he went brain dead TWICE for like 30mins, love ya content❤❤
@JMora-er7td3 жыл бұрын
Netflix has stuff like Paradise P.D. and Big Mouth, but they took one look at Alpha Betas and said, "Yeah, we can't let them make those jokes"
@jeffthefiller11843 жыл бұрын
Brian was in paradise pd also at least alphsbetas unlike big mouth isn’t borderline pedophilia
@ZodiacBoi3 жыл бұрын
you know brian you aint too bad at asmr, the snorting is not something ANYONE would do but the whispering...on point. now we have two irish men do asmr, you and jack
@brynly13393 жыл бұрын
Evan is a delight of chaos ☺️
@EclipseBloodVR3 жыл бұрын
Irish MrBeast doesn't exist he can't hurt you Irish MrBeast:
@its_ya_ma3 жыл бұрын
I love rewatching the same alpha betas clip at the start of Brian’s video
@FlashFox213 жыл бұрын
Brian make yourself a shield to protect yourself from the front. *burns from Tyler’s Lava Bucket*
@jadonchacon3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Vanoss is 75% the reason no studio wanted to give them total creative control
@mr.galapagos20533 жыл бұрын
So glad that we’re getting tirty tree minutes of alpha betas
@blizzardfog95013 жыл бұрын
Title: I've never felt so betrayed Me: that ain't common before
@MilkieMouse3 жыл бұрын
Nogla: "I can't keep defending this!" Hilarious.
@deathbranproduction80143 жыл бұрын
When they started making up those Twitter names, it just reminded me of their cards against humanity videos...
@Michaelengelmann3 жыл бұрын
Asmr helps me sleep, ever since 2017/18 and yea, sometimes I watch the soft core ones and it weirdly still helps me sometimes to sleep
@zdwolf6223 жыл бұрын
Hearing Brian say “33” is the best thing ever
@NoWay7313 жыл бұрын
9:11 that's frivolous fox incase anyone wondering for some reason
@cheeseismykryptonite3 жыл бұрын
Evan, you evil genius. For the content lol
@mirandascully94233 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate you posting longer and less edited videos. I always watch the whole vid. I don’t understand why all the others edit so heavily to keep it under 10 aha.
@TKGEnterainment3 жыл бұрын
4:50 Vanoss, Content Finder
@Phant0mPers0n.3 жыл бұрын
14:34 Karma for putting lava at the entrance of the portal
@Rya_the_jaded_tenno3 жыл бұрын
10:24 just saving this for when I feel sad 😅
@redhood74483 жыл бұрын
That haircut looks like those russian dudes in photos from the 90s
@deadlybuc42013 жыл бұрын
I like how nogla lies about not having the planks as he picks up 4
@Gramp3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Terrorizer is the only one to narrate the intro.
@SwitchAnimationsGacha Жыл бұрын
8:58 LMAO
@joshbolack77973 жыл бұрын
Of course Brian doesn’t include the first time he said a wheat was ripe but was wrong :p
@SomeThingLessBad3 жыл бұрын
If you think about it. In Minecraft, Buck actually has normal sized legs.
@ivo74113 жыл бұрын
Miss the non child friendly days💀💀💀
@tomahawkfourth92543 жыл бұрын
Vanoss is the type of person who would push his friends in lava while holding a camera recording it
@TUFprofan3 жыл бұрын
I love how they are all in their Alpha Beta character skins and then there's just...Nogla. Lol it was sweet in a way when Nogla got revenge on Wildcat for Brian. Schlimey and Snake's gotta stick together.
@siecefire56133 жыл бұрын
honestly i miss when they get together for the sole purpose of making moo rage :)
@wandanialimranbinwansula36162 жыл бұрын
Nogla: Telling Brian to stop doing ASMR Brian: Keeps on doing it
@andrescisneros42133 жыл бұрын
I'm loving uncensored Evan on your vids. And try to troll nogla next time trapping him in the nether
@capy41143 жыл бұрын
"I've never felt so betrayed" the video 3 days ago Lanai was watching Jack
@n1ghtfa1l3 жыл бұрын
2:04 thats how captain puffy was born
@tomahawkfourth92543 жыл бұрын
7:00 Noglas brain just goes brrrrrrr then crashes
@jaredwaltman99773 жыл бұрын
11:11 is where I died laughing, dude I havent had that good of a laugh in a while ;)
@TheGodofdrawing3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Karma. This had been a reckoning since the Call of Duty days.
@Miragemc13 жыл бұрын
Love it how I thought it was either gonna be Sark or Vanoss that betrays him lmao
@TheWeekendWarrior4903 жыл бұрын
Just downloading all of Evan's videos to my PC before he get's cancelled. Lol.
@sergiocutlip29293 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t able to get mommy’s credit card, sorry mr millionaire
@ZBurd3 жыл бұрын
not even a minute in and brian's a Madlad
@BlueAngel0083 жыл бұрын
12:13 this is that type of stuff that other networks wouldn't allow lol.
@roguefive1953 жыл бұрын
This was spicy😂😂😂😂 I was crying during the stream and I’m crying now😂😂
@DarkLord10387 Жыл бұрын
Brian just mined the rarest deep slate coal ore that’s nearly impossible to find