She might break up with me after this Mario Kart session...😢

[@dragontalon9158]

"She told me it was either her or the victory in Mario Kart. God I miss her..."

[@zandermeyers1236]

It was either me or the dodge build

[@em8304]

@@zandermeyers1236 I'm guessing you play payday 2 or watched TheRussianBaggers Payday 2 video

[@katt1172]

Russian badger?

[@FunkDrWoo]

That is a clear TheRusssianBadger reference

[@ilovetravie2013]

@@katt1172 he is funny KZbin man

[@laughingstock2539]

Lanai is dating the man known as "the terroriser", she knows what he's capable of. She came prepared for this lovely relationship

[@dawnieangel76]

Yeah, but did HE? I mean...yikes! She can be.... abrasive.

[@imslothed]

@@dawnieangel76 what 😃

[@dawnieangel76]

@@imslothed She's screams, curses & insults Brian a lot while they play. During DBD too. Just seems a little intense. 🤷‍♀️

[@imslothed]

@@dawnieangel76 Perhaps it’s just for youtube or maybe it’s just a personality joke thing

[@dawnieangel76]

@@imslothed Well Christ, I'd hope so. 😮

[@sucukbeste1089]

I believe that Brian is the kind of person that would kick people off cliffs screaming this is mario kart

[@TheCool_Man]

No, he’d watch somebody climb a mountain but stop them from reaching the top

[@nickzakrath7080]

Brian: THIS...IS...MARIO KART!!!

[@rawansinger77]

That sounds about right lmao

[@najrenchelf2751]

The only reason I don’t believe it is because I‘ve been subscribed long enough! 😹

[@rawansinger77]

@@nickzakrath7080 I raced him for the first time. Man I love making him mad! I didn't win but I got third place.

[@alexgamingforfun6453]

Just by reading the title I already know that Brian is going to be at the VERY LEAST be sleeping on the couch for an unknown period of time.

[@sweaspurdoddd5466]

It was worth it

[@josephoneill3532]

Your to kind at least the dog bed

[@beautiful_nightmares9]

For real bro

[@nickzakrath7080]

You may have lost your girl, but you kept your gaming crown. Now that's what I call a pro gamer move.

[@SummerTSD]

Love

[@zacharyzwigart4455]

did he take it from the drift king himself?

[@martinegornail8089]

But at least we got the clip boi

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Lmao

[@Jokester1990-ri3jl]

Wait did he really broke up? I’m confused

[@nrnsclark94]

Lanai screaming "NOT AGAIN!!!!" Holy shit sounds like she was getting brutally murdered. Poor Lanai

[@TheCool_Man]

Brutally murdered again...

[@backwardsblueshell9718]

@@TheCool_Man she had a self revive

[@PREGAMEDISCHARGEENJOYER]

Alternate title “Speed running Mario Kart and my divorce!”

[@brickbro0561]

Or “I’m sleeping on the couch tonight”

[@shyunicorngamesandvlogs6310]

Or Lanai dating Luigi now?

[@t_cheating8239]

Brian: *Breathes* Lanai: Peace was never an option

[@rentin1951]

Brain?

[@nite_fyre98]

@@rentin1951 brain Michael handbrake

[@8ight299]

Credit to the editor making their voices high pitch when they got thunder struck

[@mikkelnpetersen]

And muffled when under water.

[@Floofypoof6443]

You been... THUNDERSTRUCK

[@mikkelnpetersen]

@@Floofypoof6443 "Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening"

[@mrnobody8316]

@@Floofypoof6443 Nice one

[@mattkowal90]

Terroriser will never lose Lanai, she just gets competitive during games. She's got to be much more different when she isn't behind a keyboard or controller. Both of them are beasts and savages by far.

[@Kedragneel]

When Lanai gets angry she sounds like Asuna in Sword Art Online Abridged

[@John-Stark]

Definitely gets as sassy as her...

[@vinjarenstudios8759]

To me she kinda sounds like bigjigglypanda

[@razorlee2064]

RIP the Legend jade. He won't be forgotten 11:41

[@ash26gg3]

Is she a girl or a boy?

[@brysebarnes6307]

@@ash26gg3 girl

[@shungiteman3005]

@@brysebarnes6307that’s a dude

[@cameronprice4922]

Can’t wait to see Lanai scare you while you play phasmaphobia or help wanted. XD

[@appleuwumer]

She has before I'm sure she'll definitely do it more after this! Lmaoo

[@Kleigen]

0:00 Not even 3 seconds... 0:51 *Ba dum tss* 1:40 And it begins 7:20 Prepare the divorce papers ... and an iron underwear. 10:02 The Terminator wins 10:37 Never seen these afterburners running that high 11:40 Here comes my Trap Card *NOPE* ...but actually, yes.

[@MrTBE93]

Leaving a like for all the days Brian was to sleep on the couch...R.I.P

[@WinterPhoenix]

If she didn't break up with you after the Dead by Daylight videos, I think you're safe

[@cyberwarrior5939]

Wait can you tell me what happened or at least give me a link to the video because you peaked my curiosity

[@nooneatall2364]

The Irishmen (almost) always win. Plus I always love the “Ah-a-a” from Jurassic Park

[@45TRANSFORMERSFAN]

RIP Jade for the biggest fall from grace I've ever seen in Mario Kart XD

[@April_Sylveon]

Ya know after spending all day sad and crying for no reason this put a smile on my face so thank you brian

[@diratiel9169]

10:00 Yes, Brian! Fight back! They don’t own you!

[@killerdoxen]

7:20 That rainbow road finish!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[@lucasmunden5079]

Here's the title of the video!!!

[@jakighcolburnchannel3584]

That’s the definition of getting Mario karted

[@MegaSnek97]

11:40 That's what I call "Comedic timing."

[@JosephHk743]

That max range boomerang snipe at the start was such a catalyst for this whole video. My goodness, this session was hilarious.

[@rubilina1357]

I’ve really been liking that it seems like chat members have been talking in a group chat. Just adds a different dimension to the game with more people. Would love to see more sessions like this, but will happily watch Brian play Mario Kart any time in any format!

[@KarnageGaming]

Can we take a moment to appriecate lanai for actually playing this. Nobody has the balls to face brian anymore and i love the rage that brian creates lol

[@gabegrether8647]

He is the Joker of Mario Kart. Not only does he get jollies from hurting ppl, but he also strives to create as much chaos as possible by doing so.

[@brickbro0561]

@@gabegrether8647 You say chaos; I say Content.

[@gabegrether8647]

@@brickbro0561 That was kinda my point. Chaos is content for Brian in this game. And I just can't get enough of it.

[@brickbro0561]

@@gabegrether8647 Same.

[@gabegrether8647]

@@brickbro0561 Like I said, Brian is Joker, Mario Kart is his Gotham, and Lanai is his Harley Quinn.

[@chiefbench9082]

11:41 that’s something you would hear in a cod match

[@isaaccabello4036]

I like how Brian is in the basement meanwhile Lanai is upstairs and she calls him out on it 😂

[@Commander6727]

That exchange at 3:40 was just perfect 😂😂 and Brian’s reaction as well gotta say I like it when they play Mario Kart together and just target each other for fun

[@luchoman91]

Watching this couple "fight" is far more entertaining than that one gaming couple. You know who I'm talking about.

[@OutlawWalker]

Game grumps?

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

1:06 to 1:12 Squeaky bros part 2, Electric Lanai Boogaloo.

[@draino2341]

I love these videos, thank you Brian, you have helped me get through these past couple of months and deal with some shit I have goin on.

[@Fizzleno]

Brian yelling it's a habit it's about to be a habit for him to sleeping on the couch

[@kimberlybrazzi6976]

4:23 - 4:28 Why is no one talking about this? This is hilarious 🤣

[@nightcorelucario2218]

5:08 oh Ms.Vixen you taste so good

[@BanossCalibre]

Wait a minute I thought it was mr vanoss

[@BanossCalibre]

Or mr calibre

[@Bananazu2411]

Just as I was binging these, perfect timing!

[@takuya2010100]

When Lanai takes charge in the bedroom: "Turn, you dirty bitch!" Brian: "I'm in danger"

[@bradlawonn9042]

I love the promise and pleasure at 7:02 to the misery and anger at 7:24.

[@thedoctor0272]

If the relationship survives Mario kart... put a ring on her

[@finn4012]

I never knew until now there were clips at the end. My god they’re going to be good

[@gorgomaniac8166]

10:37 Super Saiyan transformation XD

[@thegameolorian3797]

As soon as I saw "she might break up with me", I was like, come on, man. Really?

[@lordhydra772]

If only Anthony was here to add more chaos and screaming...

[@ceu160193]

It's bad for his hardware, so I hope Anthony never has to endure Brian again.

[@lucasputich2896]

The best thing is watching Brian make everyone mad

[@YuriyZakk]

still can't believe I met brian back in twitchcon, kinda felt bad cuz he was tired but still took a pic with me. Thank you brian.

[@triples3273]

"I'm gonna go play something I'm good at. I'ma go play Call of Duty." Ok, why don't you play Gun Game against Brian? 😂

[@gabegrether8647]

Lanai might rage worse than Wildcat if that happened, cus we all know how Brian gets...

[@Jackie-th4ph]

She had a world record in call of duty WAW free for all

[@warkid2013]

Thank you Terroriser for this amazing video. Thanks for the nostalgia of making panda and tyler rage so hard

[@psykhosev]

Imagine if RT "The Drift King" joined these just to bully Brian. Both Brian and Lanai would possibly radiate the same anger energy that he may not sleep on the couch out of her feeling pity for him.

[@nigeljones8519]

Well looks like someone is going to be sleeping on the couch tonight 7:20

[@mikkelnpetersen]

11:40 *Brians brain:* "EVASIVE MANEUVER"

[@hishaamdevries]

with how hazardous is raging, and how he speaks when he rages, it sounds like panda join the race

[@jrider9168]

Now I'm just waiting for a video to be titled, 'Lanai took the dogs...'

[@DanielReyes-jr7ps]

I saw the little Toon Link from last time, up the walls in 11:54. Nice.

[@patcole7038]

Maybe this is why Skynet tried to destroy humanity lol, he couldn't win at Mario Kart and raged XD

[@morganfranklin5120]

I stayed until the end of the outer just to hear Jade say it! 😂😂😂😂

[@stevenpeven258]

So Brian, how did sleeping on the couch feel that night?

[@infinitedarkk]

“She might break up with me after this Mario kart session” Me: what did Brian do this time?

[@garesgaming7381]

0:15 Waluigi get off of the track and just reappear out of nowhere wtf

[@kenzieuchiha1191]

4:01 Jeez Lanai sounded she was being tossed off a cliff 🤣

[@John-Stark]

"It was either her or the W... God I miss her..." Brian probably

[@HevyEcho]

Bruh the perfect timing I’ve been watching all your Mario kart vids then after I finished them all, I see this.

[@DracoExspiravit]

13:21 that crazy 8 bomb hitting the Bananna was unfortunate but hilarious

[@wasabi._.8614]

Yo the little details I’m editing of the voice change when lighting strikes is dope

[@Ge0rdieDan_]

Haha he actually used it for the outro.What a legend!

[@wackojumey]

"Do you see what you get, Gio? Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?"

[@mx.l0verb0y]

I was genuinely concerned by the title-

[@Aonoexorcist100]

@Terroriser on 7:49 the game sometimes gives people starting coins, (depending on what place you finished in last race) so they have more of a chance at getting first, haha

[@jacob_90s]

Omg they really are the irl version of Asuna and Kirito from SAO Abridged

[@TJ-qo2xu]

My chest hurts from laughing omfg

[@superior2096]

There's nothing quite like watching friends torture each other in Mario kart on a nice hot afternoon.

[@turner4675]

Props to the editors for making changing the voices depending on whats going on

[@FetishonyoutubeURL]

12:10 Reminds me of that card from brian’s cards against humanity video.

[@jarrettowens6073]

1:07 Instant Karma!

[@LordXalgeath]

I guess Brian is getting a taste of his own poison in this video.

[@Is_mail22]

7:02 what..? Insert earthbound theme

[@generalmango6818]

Brian's outro music is still so flipping good no matter how many times I hear it

[@Salemskaiju]

I love the Dennis Nerdry "Uh Uh Uh" edit 😂❤

[@alonsovenegas4444]

Lanai struggling to race in 150cc: Me who has 1st place trophy for every race track in 200cc: PATHETIC

[@pyxzik]

“oh godamn it” Lanai 2021

[@kdospapaj]

Ewing is the new jiggly when it comes to raging LOL

[@axesoccer7887]

I’ll get the hotel reservation prepared for you Brian.

[@sebatroniczero2718]

Brian saying that’s never happened to me and I went down on in the same sentence is everything

[@theclassicpro8797]

Terroriser with his terminator persona hitting skynet at the finish line is pretty much the movie, right? Hit'em any harder with it and it becomes canon😂

[@hattersmadness4701]

I love Jade's Line.

[@Taurus_Dragon]

13:20 Ms.Vixans drive off is the same place that Panda drove off many years ago!!!

[@HeliosSoliace]

My friend, you better take her out somewhere as an apology

[@firenightowl2171]

Love your videos man, keep up the good work.

[@adub_gaming]

I'm living for this new group Mario kart vids!! 🙌😂

[@Countryguy5967]

Dude you have to make more videos like this. I die laughing every time 🤣

[@rockthecasbah420]

13:17 brian's bomb in his crazy 8 hit the banana in front of him and blew up his items, that's some shit luck but that one green shell before was beautiful

[@oscarpederson]

Best video clip ever. I laughed the entire time. The only way to top that is if you got panda in their too.

[@JustGreg-sj8jd]

She won't over a game but if she does you got us

[@pumpdaddyl2001]

I felt so bad for Jade I cried too much XD

[@roy-id2xw]

Gio with the chad combo respect

[@captainspaceman1]

An idea for future Mario Kart mayhem. A game mode where one player is neutral. We'll call them the citizen. The citizen needs to get first place. The rest of the group is split evenly between heroes and villains. Heroes escort the citizen safely to the finish line while the villains try to stall the citizen and overtake him.

[@roberthohman4637]

Mario kart may be brutal on your friendships....but we all know the pain brought about by monopoly XD

[@inspire4179]

10:36 Someone just went Super Saiyan!

[@dumbass2584]

Dang, Brian sounded like he was really getting jealous of Hazard >.>

[@Abbojnr]

"And when I killed your brother, I talked... JUST... LIKE... THIS!"

[@danjustice6397]

Terroriser fighting skynet just like the movie

[@flameboom2730]

Brian: You can the breaks to slow down to not Drive off the track Everyone else: O I thought that was a foot rest