Good Omens: Lockdown

Made on (or very near to) the 30th Anniversary of the original publication of Good Omens.
© Narrativia / The Blank Corporation 2020

[@apolloismydad]

Bro got rejected so hard he decided to skip pride month

[@OctoJuice]

HELP I JUST REALISED

[@timetraveller267]

You not familiar with the story then?

[@fluffy6670_]

HQJSHHEWJVWJQHS

[@fluffy6670_]

HQJSHHEWJVWJQHS

[@justyourlocalrat_]

+

[@liahbobita]

"i could hunker down at your place" "slither over and watch you eat cake" "goodnight angel" the amount of PINING crowley

[@SSMp315]

will graham please interact The fanfics were so weirdly spot on

[@KnightsaysNi]

Right? Forget a singlular pine tree, he's a bloody forest. XD

[@maz2563]

Oh hey Will, I thought you jumped off a cliff

[@liahbobita]

@@maz2563 well, they didnt find any bodies

[@matthias7968]

Ahh

[@orion_moonz]

"Goodnight Angel" IM DEAD, like- the fact that Crowley's only two options of what to do during lockdown is a)spend time with Aziraphale, or b)sleep until July

[@valivalu]

OMG YES AJFKSBFKE

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

@Algercos - I somehow read that as “sleep with Aziraphale”

[@lichofthewoods1132]

bad news: July happened and everything's still messed up, I guess he needs to go to the bookshop now...

[@thatonemoominfan]

@@charlotte_sometimes_ AKKAKAJSJAJHSHSBDG uh

[@beckyritter7983]

You can tell it's hard for Aziraphale to say "no"...

[@hannacross280]

You can tell Aziraphale really works customer service by the absolute delight he has in his voice at "I've never had SO FEW CUSTOMERS!"

[@claire7256]

In the books he intentionally drives people away from the store because he doesn't actually want to sell his books

[@alherx999]

he could've also sell some school supplies just to keep his books though 😕

[@cookiecat7759]

@@alherx999IKR LIKE ADD SOME STUFF IF YOU DONT WANT TO SELL YOUR BOOKS LMAO

[@tiffcatmeow]

@@alherx999 limitless access to anything in the world plus no income worries. I’d have a library museum too. 😂 i’d never part with my favorites, or even the good ones i disagreed with.

[@FrolleinFroschbein]

​@@tiffcatmeowif I remember properly, he did have to sell a few books once in a while to keep up with the cost.

[@buccy9841]

"I could slither over and watch you eat cake" "Goodnight, angel" THEY'RE MARRIAGE GOALS

[@madison-Roccoa-drake]

They're soulmate goals

[@plutomoon2681]

They areeeee and im totally not crying right now because im so in love with their love...

[@jhoannaestrada5624]

“I’ll see you…when this is over” Michael Sheen, how dare you use that much disappointment at the realization that Aziraphale has no idea when he’ll see Crowley next

[@perkidanman]

Whenever the lockdown ends I hope they do a follow up where Aziraphale and Crowley get to share all those cakes and wine.

[@qwertyCandy]

@@perkidanman Pretty please, I need something to look forward to...

[@mich5124]

Lockdown needs to end soon so that Crowley can see his angel again :(

[@Syn2.7]

With my like, there are 666 likes... If You know what I mean

[@lorendaemon7945]

They've definitely cracked by now lmaoo.

[@avajones6835]

I love that Crowley admits to staring at Aziraphale all the time with the unforgettable “I could slither over and WATCH YOU EAT CAKE” line.

[@flintfoster8010]

Fr

[@ophelielindell7205]

Adorable, does'nt it ?

[@Sinvention]

This reminds me of the scenes in the Ritz where Aziraphale is eating and Crowley is just enjoying watching him haha!

[@Sudgilicious]

I love that line 😭

[@atriyakoller136]

Boy is there new info for everyone!

[@emppu1012]

Now I'm just imagining Crowley getting ominously close to people who are not wearing a mask and handing them masks and hand sanitizer while glowering

[@Open_Air_Museum]

You don't know how much I LOVE this headcanon 😂😂

[@Grim_Sister]

Crowley grumbling about anti-vaxxers 😂

[@anitanielsen1061]

And do it specifically to piss off anti-maskers lol

[@yeOldeThorne]

Certainly sounds like something Crowley would do

[@nw3949]

Just curious, is anyone here still under the impression that masks are actually effective?

[@ladyhedgehog18]

"I could silther over and watch you eat cake." - Crowley 2020

[@Lastielion]

It is a masterfully seductive line.

[@uzumakikat13]

literally the setup for half of all good omens smutfics jfc

[@raymondcroteau]

Even more hilarious when you remember he was the snake that tempted Adam and Eve. Did them a good favour, in the end, really. Better than being thoughtslaves in the garden just prancing about doing nothing.

[@SSMp315]

ladyhedgehog18 He exposed to watching Aziraphale eat cake wtf

[@leeshajoi]

[Hozier's "From Eden" intensifies]

[@saustars]

there is more cheeky flirting and love in these 3 minutes than in most heteronormative film scripts

[@saustars]

@Noot Noot yes 😔

[@Harukurochan]

Truth

[@valkyrie-randgris]

To be fair, a painful amount of said heteronormative film scripts still have PLENTY of queer flirting in them. (They just refuse to capitalize on it or admit it in any way.)

[@devon6236]

Very well put.

[@Harukurochan]

SF442 This is true, but sadly mainstream media is full of cowards who are worried about upsetting the heteros and queerphobes. 🙄

[@kimberlycroteau86]

I've listened to this several times, but I think this is the first time where I've truly appreciated how much Aziraphale is trying to get Crowley to come over without outright asking him to. He's "shouldn't you be out and about making people miserable," and when Crowley says they're miserable enough, Aziraphale specifically points out, "I'm not," as if to say "come and make me 'miserable'." And then Aziraphale turns down Crowley's offer to come over by stating that "it would be against all the rules," which he knows is like catnip to a demon. Plus, he mentions the burglary. Out loud, sure, he says he handled it, but the subtext is, "We need to fight together, which means we need to BE together." Sometimes, I just can't get over how good the writing for series is. Three and a half minutes and you can perfectly understand the situation AND the characters' personalities.

[@StarlitSwamp]

That was clever ! It’s such a shame that Aziraphale’s attempt at an angelic temptation was too subtle for Crowley to get the hint...

[@_p_s]

this is such a good take. aziraphale throughout the centuries has flirted incredibly subtly just like this!! too bad crowley doesn’t pick up on the hints and aziraphale isn’t bold enough (yet) to match crowley’s forwardness 😭😭

[@LifeInPink999]

@@StarlitSwampCrowley’s temptation didn’t work either and he wasn’t subtle 😂

[@bl-sensei8650]

If they’re not dating yet it’s actually Crowley’s fault lmao Az would be looking at him with hearts in his eyes and be like “We can’t, it would be against the rules~” and Crowley would reply “Well ok, bye.” Crowley ! You brainless wiggly noodle !

[@WaterNai]

@@LifeInPink999 Crowley needs to be more subtle for Azirphale, make it seem like a good idea, instead of a bold temptation he should say no to.

[@alii-tea1154]

Ok but the fact that now in 2023 season 2 is actually being released in JULY as Crowley mentions at the end, loved it.

[@holeyvoleyvance]

i was JUST going to say this :))))

[@deny005]

He didn't say /which/ July :0

[@ClockworkChainsaw]

I clicked this thinking it was in relation to the writers strike

[@tiffcatmeow]

@@ClockworkChainsawand aren’t you glad you did? 😁

[@ItsJustZenzo]

So..how we feeling about the ending 🥹

[@orangey_orangey]

The whole video is a “I miss my boyfriend” scenario

[@yurikatsuki6611]

*I- y e s facts*

[@funnyferret6064]

I miss my HUSBAND.

[@SSMp315]

I MISS MY SOULMATE

[@LatinaVixen91]

Ugh Aziraphale and I are on that boat

[@jubiKaL01]

@@yurikatsuki6611 you do realize 30 minutes later the angel caves and invites Crowley over

[@elainez4665]

Crowley: **offers to come over** Aziraphale: *_GAY PANIC_*

[@thelittleprince7072]

i...i...i...i...i...im afraid...

[@deekjokes1923]

Aziraphale really likes following rules, but he’s proven that he likes Crowley more- so it’s just an excuse 👀

[@fatlittlekittens7297]

Lol

[@kashmir6672]

You noticed that, too, huh?

[@mariag.8242]

Introvert’s panic? Sounds like he’s quite content with his books and baking and he has his own booze

[@ampersandcastle1091]

Aziraphale: *master of baking* Michael Sheen in GBBO: *peels an onion with a potato peeler*

[@lavender3609]

I'm sorry, he was in *wHAT* and he did *_wHAT_*

[@shellsel]

@@lavender3609 GBBO Great British Bakeoff, Michael was chaotic (good)😂

[@lavender3609]

@@shellsel Wow.

[@ptcreations8947]

No he didnt?!?! Lmao. I can so picture it lol

[@imreallycoolipromise3549]

this is my favourite comment

[@orion_moonz]

is nobody going to talk about how Aziraphale has a picture of crowley on his desk tho

[@asterin8785]

YESSSSS

[@jillstephenson]

Of course he does, that's his HUSBAND 😂

[@madison-Roccoa-drake]

@@jillstephenson "soulmate"

[@madison-Roccoa-drake]

@HQ that works out great

[@maryelizabeth6797]

It would be more surprising if Crowley had a picture of Aziraphale on his desk.

[@lilyminer9164]

Crowley: *is a demon* Also Crowley: “I’m not going to try to make peoples lives worse!”

[@laurahibble5947]

He has always been a pretty rubbish demon.

[@katinka01114]

Crowley is...mischievous, and annoying and troublesome. But he is not, per se, *bad*.

[@8Rincewind]

@@laurahibble5947 he helped make the M25 the way it is and took out mobile communication in London. That sounds pretty evil to me.

[@laurahibble5947]

8Rincewind, that sounds like mischief territory to me but, being Australian, I’ve never experienced the M25 so I might be wrong. As for the mobile communications, I find that quite relaxing. He also made a turncoat of the antichrist and is cosmic BFFs with an angel, so theres that.

[@8Rincewind]

@@laurahibble5947 I was kind of joking and so was the book / film. A big part of the story is that neither angels nor demons are particularly good in the long. Crowley in particular says that he didn't fall, he just "wandered vaguely downwards". A defining trait of Crowley and Aziraphel are how much they love humanity and his they've embraced it. Whatever the case Crowley does seem broadly quite good at doing "demonic evil". His redesign of the M25 actually resulted in it going on fire. His explanation of his acts do make a lot of sense. You might supposedly value losing your mobile network, but many people depend on it and will become very angry if it goes down. Millions of people in London being slightly to extremely angry, is sure to make thousands of people less virtuous. In contrast, a demon tempting one priest with a prostitute is relatively small scale.

[@OliviaHennis]

His "Goodnight, angel" is the softest thing ever.

[@TakemishiTakahashi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dumbeetle]

I bet he didn't want to hang up

[@brunoscuiller818]

Just saying, my "like" is the 666th. Not important, but just in this case, I couldn't not do it !

[@chiroptera626]

I know, I swear it was like kittens and goose feathers

[@malphas24]

@@brunoscuiller818 I'm pretty sure you had no choice.

[@hannah-kb2rm]

Bro the fact that Michael and David can make it to where you can hear how much Crowley and Azi miss each-other just from from their voices makes this even better..and that “goodnight angel” 🥺

[@aliceramdom.s]

yes

[@mariap.3549]

Oh gosh, now I'm crying again...

[@Cerise4697]

Came back to relisten after s2 and BOY does this hit differently. Aziraphale sounded so disappointed to turn Crowley down even though he’s the one doing it himself. They’ve always been like this: they know exactly what they want from each other, but Aziraphale’s never felt like he could act on it. It’s always on Crowley, the one with more relative freedom, to begin the temptation, and on Aziraphale to deny himself.

[@yulunda]

That's exactly what I can't stop thinking all the time. Azi is always the one who turning down the temptation and unconsciously waiting for Cro to ask him again.

[@Whysoaphasinstructions]

DONT MAKE THIS SAD I CAME HERE TO COPE

[@meagan4605]

THE SOFTNESS WHEN HE SAID "GOODNIGHT ANGEL", NEIL HAS MURDERED US YET AGAIN

[@arson_cloud3801]

He has, hasn't he?

[@SSMp315]

Meagan Bass I’m not liking this comment because, look at the number: ‘696’ it would be a crime

[@Sinvention]

So glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I've replayed that part so many times, I think I'm dead. 😂

[@Synthonym]

"I could slither over and watch you eat cake"

[@user-jq9ml2bs1z]

Girl, I am here after watching season 2. I am more dead than you, literally cried my eyes out. I am from Ukraine, btw

[@nineaetheria]

Aziraphale, a whole angel: hey aren't you supposed to be tempting people to go outside Crowley, a whole demon: PEOPLE MIGHT DIE

[@SSMp315]

nine Lil’ bit of themselves in each other eh?

[@nos5915]

Nine! I should not be surprised to see you, O Mighty One. ALL HAIL!

[@magpiewench]

POOR INEFFABLE HUSBANDS

[@nineaetheria]

@@nos5915 next GO song is just about Aziraphale baking

[@chris999999999999]

Crowley didn't fall he just sort of sauntered vaguely downwards.

[@goodoldfashionedangel]

Things I noticed that Aziraphale has in his bookshop that I cry over: 1. One of Crowley's feathers 2. Photographs of Crowley 3. Letters either to or from Crowley 😭😭😭💙💙💙

[@s.sumbrella7616]

Literally a married couple

[@goodoldfashionedangel]

@@s.sumbrella7616 they totally are! And now we're getting a season two!

[@kroxel6185]

Where is the feather?

[@goodoldfashionedangel]

@@kroxel6185 2:15 🥰

[@kroxel6185]

@@goodoldfashionedangel thx! I literally didn’t see it before

[@QweAsd-nr8xg]

Crowley be like: _• Go to see Angel [ × ]_ _• Sleep until I can go to see Angel [✓]_

[@TheGwenAlcock]

No one: Neil Gaiman: Let's imagine Lockdown for Aziraphale and Crowley. The world: *collectively gasps, and hearts growing 3 sizes*

[@SSMp315]

Gwen Alcock Sudden spark of Cake delivery everywhere

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

What if I...send you cake and a case of something drinkable?? 😳👉🏻👈🏻

[@Isrjisoneavalable]

When authors start writing fanfic of there own work 😈😇

[@matthias7968]

😂

[@Stella-mo8qm]

"HEEEEEELP MEEE I'M FEEEEEELING!"

[@GarnetGem]

we need to get ONE thing straight: they aren't.

[@diamaf]

More like they aren't?

[@GarnetGem]

@@diamaf yes!! thanks

[@cisforcringe5645]

you need more likes

[@shoepixie]

I'd adree but the whole host of labels don't really apply, do they? Not to them. They're them, though, and they've a thing I adore. that I do know.

[@GarnetGem]

@@shoepixie true.

[@courtneymower9691]

How...is Crowley....an immortal being....bored after a few months. How is Crowley...so sad about not seeing Aziraphale for a few months. They're in love your honour.

[@lavender3609]

Yes, yes they are.

[@martinaromerov.1342]

In the book, it's said that Crowley hates boredom and will sleep through what he considers the most tedious eras of history - he actually slept through the entire 19th century - and in fact loves the 20th century because there's always something happening. So yes, it's no surprise that he'd find quarantine completely soporific!

[@RyuSensei42]

He's used to having humans to keep his attention. Say what you like about humanity, but they're rarely boring.

[@letolethe3344]

I love so much that Crowley "doesn't have the heart" to really hurt people more. Crunchy on the outside, soft and buttery on the inside.

[@AbundantlyHappyLisa]

what a wonderful description!

[@JalapenoCat1933]

Ooo like a piece of cake

[@sandfordsmostwanted687]

Headcanon: Crowley and Aziraphale ARE living together - they're just on different floors of the bookshop and Crowley is too lazy to walk downstairs

[@vinnox]

I FULLY SUPPORT THIS OPINION

[@bubble992]

Too lazy to saunter vaguely downwards? That's a new one for him

[@claremiller9979]

Headcanon accepted

[@matthias7968]

Ahh

[@valka_arialitan]

layzy ? naah crowley would do anything for his angel.

[@katiecat6438]

"tHaT wOuLd bE bReAkInG tHe RuLeS" yeah no crowley's coming over

[@headraline]

right? he so totally came over like 15 minutes later, aziraphale probably called him back and said something like "but hypothetically speaking... _how_ would you? slither over, I mean. I-I-I mean you can't go driving around with the lockdown and--" Crowley just casually went: "yeah no, stay on the line, angel" and went through the phone line boom. ♥

[@cperez1791]

@@headraline oh, genius!

[@apollo9671]

@@headraline and then he fell asleep watching Aziraphael eating cake and then they both fell asleep :)

[@Saffoe]

Coupled with the "shouldn't you be setting a bad example" I feel like that was Az's subtle way of suggesting this would be a very demony thing to do :P- break the rules and come over.

[@Another_Opinionated_Account]

albadoesthings right! He’s a demon, if he needs to change his atomic structure for emergencies (which this is) he totally would

[@tasha1955]

Now I'm just imagining Crowley waking up in June, looking outside and screaming "FUCKKKKK"

[@freowyn6415]

Aziraphale: Here are ten different reasons why you should come over but PLEASE don't ask me if you should because I'm legally required to say no

[@davidw.2791]

I’ll bet he was also behind the “BE A SHAME IF YOU DID X Y AND Z TO YOUR GRAPR CONCENTRATE” people during USA Prohibition. 😂

[@sabrina-9795]

"I'm bored, I'm so very very BORED. transcendentally bored" Crowley is such a mood

[@flanplan5903]

In all fairness, who doesn’t feel like him after a while.

[@shirleyjara49]

Are those Daichi and Suga? 💖💖💖

[@sabrina-9795]

@@shirleyjara49 yes it is

[@andreagriffiths3512]

In Lockdown 6 and nearly at the end of Aug 2021, Crowley is def my mood. I’ve learnt patchwork in lockdowns 1&2 Earned virtual challenge medals during lockdowns 2-4 Panicked through lockdown 4 because will my 5 night staycation happen? (It did…just) Worried through lockdown 5 - started a week after I got back from my vacay and gave me bills - tax bills, holiday bills, and suddenly no work=no pay Lockdown 6? I’m in a mire of chest-deep quicksand. Hope is mostly gone and what little remains is dying fast. There’s nothing to do, nowhere to go, every single thing takes hours if it gets done at all. Apathy, tiredness, doomscrolling, insomnia, sleep - rinse and repeat. What day is it? Who knows? Who cares? What does it matter anyway?

[@andreagriffiths3512]

@Jessamyn Rising thank you for your kind words 💕

[@heyitsJaclyn]

Crowley: i’m setting my alarm for June *Azi says no to him coming over* Crowley: ...i’m setting my alarm for July 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katiearbuckle9017]

So see he is Working, everytime he Sets his Alarm a Month ahead after talking to Azi. He adds a Month to Our Quarantine.

[@SSMp315]

Katie Arbuckle By that knowledge it will never end

[@katiearbuckle9017]

@@SSMp315 I am ironically still in Quarantine.

[@Sentientmatter8]

Why did he say no :(

[@KieranH612]

He wanted to celebrate Pride with his husband :'(

[@eceidil4961]

Crowley's whining "ah" at 3:02 when Aziraphale says he can't come over is SENDING ME. It's so painfully obvious how badly he wanted to see him

[@aurora_skye]

Omg I didn't hear it before 😭

[@beelzebublovers5809]

Crowley: “it’s got to be over by JUNE.” Me, almost in August: *crying uncontrollably*

[@mr.fahrenheit9026]

Now, almost into October: *sobbing like my life depends on it*

[@beelzebublovers5809]

Planet Jena valid

[@allenc.2436]

September and still ughhhh

[@storytellingsnek5255]

Me nearing Halloween in Argentina: *cackles*

[@mirandaagui2363]

@@storytellingsnek5255 mERRY CHIRSTMAS

[@Ichigo4ful]

who else believes, that after this Crowley slithered over brought a bottle of wine and was like "What? I`m a demon I break rules all the time."

[@sreshtavulla6927]

CANON!

[@GiovannaAnnette]

LOL, not just a bottle, but a whole case!

[@cornishphilosopher]

Yes! This!

[@marybrown2723]

I wish I could believe, but it’s so sad. Probably he wouldn’t cause he’s trying not to disappoint his angel...

[@RainaRamsay]

Headcanon accepted

[@Hireiuta]

Aziraphale: [sends his sweetheart a million subtle invitations to come over during lockdown] Also Aziraphale: [turns him down]

[@rileymichael2694]

Blueroses crowley probably showed up some time after anyway because “I’m a demon, I break rules all the time!”

[@kachowdove4519]

Aziraphale is like a Victorian lady, just waiting for Crowley to show up uninvited with a case of wine and a dejected look on his face.

[@bluebluefreaky]

@@kachowdove4519 totally

[@bluebluefreaky]

@twheels I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@SSMp315]

Kachow Dove God I hate and love how this makes perfect sense

[@esmewayne318]

Remember: Crowley is living in his car during this and Azirapheal doesn't know

[@deedee4955]

how do you know that he doesn't know. i'm confused.

[@HN-kr1nf]

​@@deedee4955he never knew in s2

[@DarkBandicoot]

@@deedee4955 What HN-kr1nf said, but to clarify further, Neil confirmed that Crowley never told Aziraphale. Had Aziraphale known, you know damn well he would've let Crowley stay with him.

[@mariafloyd4879]

no. no no no no no please why did you have to remind me of this no no no no

[@svarakissoon1189]

this hurts so much

[@soulcornflake1]

Love how Aziraphale is tempting the Demon to go do evil. LOL

[@cookiecat7759]

LMAO

[@EvilWizard2001]

hi soul cornflake you have a great name. :o)

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

And also to come over by saying "I have to eat all these treats with no one to sit and watch me AND there were burglars!"

[@landmerry_6742]

I mean if Crowley took him up on that it'd mean he could also get out and about “thwarting the adversary”, and then they could meet.

[@JK-ot6ek]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Michael Sheen being able to pronounce SCHWARZWÄLDER KIRSCHTORTE properly? 😌👌

[@saraperlstein]

I know! I was so impressed!❤

[@Drawingmoony]

It was surprisingly good

[@andreaeray]

I

[@emgetonka]

It's looking unbelievably delicious!!! I have to try it myself sometime.

[@JK-ot6ek]

@@_ghost.pit_ Because he sounded so excited about it when he said it. I thought caps would do that justice but I guess your inner voice screamed it at you when you read it ^^" (Also I don't know if I can format text in YT comments to italics)

[@paigeproffitt1830]

can we talk about his “ goodnight, angel”??? just a bit??? it’s so soFT

[@daninb8939]

It is so fluffy I wanna die!

[@martinawolf2983]

*Cries in a corner* I'm FiNE! lEAvE mE AlOnE!!!

[@kachowdove4519]

It reminds me of when he said "get in, angel" in the t.v. series

[@LayneBenofsky]

heh.. Take it up with the writer. ;)

[@jennyli1428]

It’s just so sweet that Crowly calls him angel all the time. Although Aziraphale literally is an angel but still...

[@moodyhades]

Crowley: *offers to come over and help aziraphale eat cake Aziraphale: *gay panic* Heaven and hell listening in: "their still friends right....? last thing we need is a...what do the humans call it. A power couple"

[@CocoRegardless]

Lmao, heaven and hell better get prepared for the ineffable husbands

[@heather2701]

@@CocoRegardless Okay but can you imagine a forbidden love trope

[@lavender3609]

Hahaha-

[@moodyhades]

@@heather2701 RIGHT

[@seratheeducatedfeline4227]

Crowley’s random noises are absolute gold, not to mention how he just answered with “what”, and how defeated he sounded when Aziraphale didn’t instantly accept is offer to come over.

[@elianarazon7373]

Aziraphale: you should go outside, you cant get sick Crowley: okay i'll go there Aziraphale: oH nO wE aReNt AlLoWeD tO Do tHaT

[@starshinekarina]

Eliana Razon Right?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND, Aziraphale!!

[@kashiichan]

Old habits, I think. Crowley can break the rules, but Aziraphale can't. (Yet.)

[@kentonbaird1723]

And Crowley is actually kind of breaking the rules of his demonhood by following the rules. He's rebelling by NOT rebelling...METAREBELLING!

[@kikopaws9663]

XD

[@ceejno7861]

His gay heart went into a panic when confronted with the idea of being in lockdown TOGETHER for an indeterminate amount of time.

[@bushidotestu1997]

When the demon does a better job of maintaining social distancing laws then most humans

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Well, I mean-Those Daemons/Demons..You know you to either have to (in order to cause most mischief and chaos in the world) invite or demand them to be released onto the world/to come to your domain (again,that's also old-school vampiric rules/ritual as well,honestly)..Also,I may put this out as a bit of a stretch here,but..I guess the LAST time (other than back in the garden of Eden,of course) Crowley went a bit..let's say,a bit TOO loose on the coaxing of venerable innocent souls back in the day-With _his buddy/accomplice Aziraphale_ around?! Really..?- I guess the result wasn't too pretty,I presume.. And to think- _other than the fact that Azira and Anthony J. Crowley ARE technically immortal beings_ (more-or-so the less,agents of God and Lucifer,nonetheless!) and therefore,can't really get sick and all by this thing that's going on,but..- God,Lucifer and the other workers/agents in their respective domains (_*Probably*_) have got a LOT of fricking work to do, _if you catch my drift,so to speak.._

[@Joe-sn6ir]

social distancing is stupid. why people are freaking out over this flu thing is also stupid. but people are stupid and they let the idiot media influence them.

[@sofiyasharova6072]

YEESSS!!!!!!!!

[@Topaz_the_clown1987]

@@Joe-sn6ir like you let the internet tell you its fake, exactly stfu

[@lavender3609]

It's quite sad, really.

[@shreyagokhale7005]

Is anyone crying over this after S2? Me too😭

[@ChoccerMalk]

Watching this to heal 😭

[@writingbeginner]

Yes 😭😭 why did he say no 😭

[@SamanthaDroshanel]

@@writingbeginner 😭😭IKR?? The dagger gettin deeper in my heart

[@lindildeev5721]

​@@writingbeginner Let's just wait a few years: Aziraphale starts feeling completely depressed and lonely, takes a look at the Earth (or just go back to Earth) and sees how much he hurt Crowley. Realising how stupid he was, Azi flies to his demon and stops Crowley from killing himself with holy water. He does the dance, Crowley forgives and they organise a little party in the bookshop during which, they finally dance a gavotte.

[@normalguy246]

the creators of Good Omens are fucking _experts_ at playing with viewers' hearts with dialogues like these. you guys are TOO good at this. which means that one of you has to have an AO3 account.

[@misscherrypie7788]

It’s Micheal.

[@yeOldeThorne]

Brb gonna go look for Neil Gaiman's AO3 account

[@Oreoss]

micheal with his ao3 is at it again!!… *sniffs while watching the episode of ep 6 season 2*

[@tiffanynichols7374]

It's absolutely Michael.

[@MeiUsami]

1:30 Aziraphale is literally WRITING A LETTER to Crowley WHILE speaking with him

[@insertname1857]

Masza Jacko and someone else commented that the sealing wax colour means hopeful lovers and my HEART

[@cassianmiller-felix2657]

There is a reason Ineffable Husbands is my otp

[@SSMp315]

Masza Jacko Aziraphale you Victorian ankle tease please it’s been 6000 years give Crowley some relief

[@ShayTheBean]

"Write my letter, feel much better, use my fancy patter on the telephone" 🎵

[@ThatOneTeen288]

​@@ShayTheBean "OHHHHHHH LOVEE OHHHHHH LOVVEERRR BOOOOOYYYYYY"

[@Goleon]

Aziraphale: “I’m not miserable.” Crowley: - hopeful love like tone - “Really?” Me: Crowley, your crush is showing again.

[@margheritaparacini7729]

AGAIN?? ARE YOU ACTUALLY IMPLYING THAT IT EVER DOESN'T?

[@Goleon]

Margherita Paracini - It rarely happens but it does happen.

[@philliproth5012]

Based on what is established about their nature within the universe (no sex/gender, appart from them choosing to be male- or female-presenting; no such thing as reproduction), it appears that both angels and demons are generally ace and panromantic. Furthermore, based on their treatment of each other and their zero fucks given about gender, norm or sides, I choose to believe they _are_ in a romantic relationship, that just doesn't exactly *work* the way humans would imagine it to. In their form of existence establishing such a thing as "boyfriends" was just completely irrelevant, they just love each other, whether in the way 99.9% of the fanbase obviously perceives it or any other.

[@margheritaparacini7729]

@@philliproth5012 *banging pots and pans get your queer platonic relationship today! Comes with plants and books*

[@gio-ve7vn]

@@margheritaparacini7729 **raises hand** I'll take one!

[@AsbestosMuffins]

I always loved how Crowley is a utilitarian demon, prefering the things that make the most people collectively miserable are as opposed to making one person really really miserable. that or i always loved his laziness

[@rosemdhar4767]

This is the way it's written in the book... you have surmised the situation well

[@MrEvans1]

There is also a mention in the book that the humans are so good at finding ways to destroy each other and spread suffering that he just gave up and now is just receiving the awards, sometimes for events he wasnt even aware of.

[@Cydianwood135]

@@MrEvans1 The Spanish Inquisition LOL

[@stevenrasche3159]

@@MrEvans1 I haven't yet finished the book, but it wouldn't surprise me if he got credit for events he still wasn't aware of after he got the award for doing them in the first place.

[@eiffapearson4628]

I love that a well known author took his time to give us this

[@eiffapearson4628]

Also that the actors got roped into this

[@Bremen25]

They were probably all texting each other about being bored during lockdown and came up with this.

[@CallistaZM]

@@Bremen25 oh they came up with more than this, check out Staged, if you haven't already, a lockdown project David and Michael did together with their families and some friends

[@aziraxiv]

"Good night angel...." Me: *the tiniest of squee*

[@alishaeyre2682]

i squeed too

[@Jchathe]

Me toooo!😊

[@emmahartman7724]

The WAY HE SAID IT omg

[@nickyaerobones]

1. Play that bit through a good speaker while 2. RECORDING IT ON YOUR PHONE ! 3. Set as your message alert or summat. 4. SQUEEEEEEEE TO INFINITY ! MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 😊

[@inmyvalentinowhitebag2502]

I’m sorry but Neil isn’t even being subtle anymore I’ve never felt so much gay energy in my life

[@Sentientmatter8]

"I could hunker down at your place... and watch you eat cake." YUP

[@Lowcast94]

@@Sentientmatter8 Cant it just be about cake?? i mean damn cant let good cake go to waste

[@captainteeko4579]

He was subtle to begin with? LOL

[@captainteeko4579]

Alejandro 2333 angel food cake sounds quite suggestive also considering why the fuck would Crowley JUST watch him eat cake. He’s done that before at the Ritz and well... the didn’t just watch it was a whole stare down of intense proportions. So for Aziraphale maybe yes cake but for Crowley... ANGEL cake 😉

[@Celtic_Blade]

Seriously...not even gay and I kinda want to join them...the celestial energy transmitted over KZbin has turned me a little.

[@AwakenedImagination]

Crowley: “It’s got to all be over by JUNE...” Me: *laughs in present day June* **Edit**- If I ever need to know the current month I can always count on the replies to this comment to have my back.

[@TheSylvirr]

*laughs in future August*

[@dex9428]

Laughs in almost September

[@btarik.maulana4199]

imagine Crowley's dissapointment when he wakes up in July.

[@emmytheidiot5802]

*laughs in nearly september*

[@Sabbit]

*sweats in almost September*

[@snowfrosts]

came here to heal my soul after season 2 😭

[@todayisgreen]

ur not alone 😭

[@Clau1982]

Same 😔

[@andrearamirez700]

yesssss same here! 😭

[@bread425]

😭

[@ludovico4424]

🤝

[@Lonelywillow]

I love that there are these little hints of book canon in this, that never got explored in the TV show. Like Aziraphale not wanting to sell his books, or Crowley sleeping through bad eras of history. It's such a delight.

[@COMALiteJ]

Did you notice the Easter egg with the globe?

[@loganbishop5605]

Whomever posted this sounds like Aziraphale learned how to comment on youtube

[@s.j7423]

@@COMALiteJ the globe?

[@Lonelywillow]

@@COMALiteJ You mean that it showed the Earth is a Libra?

[@ItakEliza]

@Lonelywillow could you please tell me, through which bad eras did he sleep? Not read the book :)

[@Ziraley]

Why is everyone so calm about Crowley suggesting he could slither over to Aziraphale's place.

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

Kayleigh De Burca I agree lol

[@RoseGJH]

Imagine is crawley actually got to 'slytherin'

[@desireeburgunder3319]

WHO SAID THAT ANYONE IS CALM

[@Drawingmoony]

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WAS CALM

[@Ziraley]

EVERYONE PANIC

[@greenherbb]

I still can’t get over Aziraphale giving Crowley ideas and Crowley shutting him down because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone

[@mariakowal1915]

OK, so I come back and listen to this about once a month because what else is there to do, and I've come to the conclusion that "I could slither over and watch you eat cake" is *the* sexiest proposition ever delivered, and to be perfectly honest I would have been just as flustered as Aziraphale and rejected the advance out of sheer panic because of the overwhelming sexiness of it. I see you angel. I see you.

[@svarakissoon1189]

agreed

[@goliathxanatos706]

This is now canon. Crowley doesn’t want people to die to the corona and Azidaphale punishes burglars with cakes.

[@theboogeyman2590]

I should go rob Aziraphale some time.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

It’s definitely in character for them

[@ChillyTheIceCucumber]

Well, to be fair, COVID deaths means Crowley is stuck inside longer.

[@firmabymel]

@@theboogeyman2590 Can i go with u?

[@theboogeyman2590]

xX By: Mel Xx sure why not

[@taliasnow213]

“ThAt wOuLd bE bReAkInG aLL the RULES... hint hint... you’re a demon... you break rules...” *cough*

[@witnessthewhaminitsmostpur9711]

And Crowley just doesn't get it!

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

Omg ur right

[@envyfangirl]

I seriously thought Crowley would say something like, Yes, I'm a Demon, I break rules, but noooo!! Clueless.

[@danzap3844]

Djinns are laughting.

[@JoRiver11]

Crowley was just hanging out with the wrong people.

[@Ari-dq3qb]

2:59 Aziraphale.exe has stopped working

[@Jules-916]

If Aziraphale had a mukbang channel, Crowley would secretly be donating every day

[@MsCraw101]

TRANSCRIPT: *phone ringing* C: What. A: Uh, hello. It's me! C: I know it's you, Aziraphale. A: Yes, well, just calling to see how you were doing in lockdown. C: I'm BORED. I'm so very, very BORED. Transcendentally bored. There's nothing to do here! I've decided that if I can't think of anything to do within the next 2 days, I'm gonna have a nap, and I'll set the alarm clock for June. It's gotta be all over by June, innit? A: Um, look, if this isn't a silly question...oughtn't you to be out and about? Doing things? C: Out and about? While we're all meant to be staying home? A: Well yes, but you're a demon, you've got a job to do. Obviously you aren't actually going to get ill or even spread a disease, but you could set a bad example. Get ominously close to people, tell everyone there's a party going on or something. C: I--I COULD do that, I mean I COULD, but if I did then...weeeelll, people might follow my bad example and get ill, or even die. And I know I ought to be making people's lives even worse, but everyone's so miserable cooped up right now anyway and I just, well, don't have the heart for it. A: I'm not miserable. C: Really? I suppose you're off nipping around London doing miracles for people from a socially approved distance. A: Oh no, I can't do that. We're all meant to stay at home. I put up the closed sign on the window, and I've been catching up on my reading. Do you know, I've never had so few customers, not in 200 years! Although there were a few young lads a couple of nights ago who broke in through the back and tried to steal the cash box, but they soon saw the error of their ways. C: Did you smite them with your wrath? A: Well I certainly gave them a good talking to, and I sent each of them home with cake. C: Cake. A: Quite a lot of cake, actually. C: Eeeeh...I'm going to regret asking, but...? A: Well all the restaurants and cafes are closed, but it turns out I have a whole cookbook section here in the bookshop. And I got peckish. I've now baked bundt cake, sponge cake, angel's food cake, four different kinds of sourdough loaf, schwarzwälder kirschtorte - although I had to miracle in the cherries - and then once I've baked them I have to eat them all myself. Which is why I was so delighted-- C: To send your burglars home laden with baked goods, yes, I follow. You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle of, a case of something drinkable. A: *stammering* I'm afraid that would be breaking all the rules. Out of the question! I'll see you when this is over. C: Right. I'm setting the alarm clock for July. Goodnight, angel.

[@AnaisDemi]

to the top! someone asked for this, I hope they will see! thank you!

[@gaywardsons]

Thank you so much for this

[@deborahrodrigues8712]

THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANGEL OF THE SUBTITLES. YOU SAVED MY DAY 🖤🖤🖤🇧🇷

[@momoi8316]

Thank you for your job... I couldn't listen to whole without subtitles...

[@kyommm]

Thank you SO MUCH! My listening skills have gotten oddly worse since quarantine started, I needed this

[@erlitaputranti9321]

I am so not okay. Crowley's "I could slither over" killed me. I need a drink.

[@lemontea3661]

Erlita Putranti GRAB ONE FOR ME TOO PLEASE

[@888ananka]

...or ten.

[@lemontea3661]

COMALite J I got the screenshot of 666, we good boys

[@gateauxq4604]

Im sure Crowley would provide. Just leave the door cracked...

[@ronaleelopiga2927]

QUITE EXTRAORDINARILY AMOUNTS OF DRINKS, if you will! XD

[@every827]

2:52 "Watch you eating cake" can we please appreciate how perfect these 3 minutes and 40 seconds have been?

[@haeherfeder0221]

Coming back to this for comfort after S2 destroyed me…

[@tonymongoose2481]

Imagine a podcast like this and with them just hanging out and chatting about all the stuff they’ve gotten up to throughout history and stuff like that

[@k8bls]

Tony Mongoose There is a single episode podfic on youtube where it’s like they started a podcast together! it’s like an hour 30 long called “it’s a new craze”

[@tonymongoose2481]

Ah omg that’s awesome I’ll defo check that out! :D Thanks for the recommendation

[@b7kerravon]

@@tonymongoose2481 It's truly awesome

[@MariMiniattL]

David Tennnat did do a podcast. Called "David Tennant Does a Podcast". And yes, Michael Sheen did do an episode. But the Ian McKellen one is delightful too

[@tonymongoose2481]

Mari Miniatt Ah yes I’ve heard that, it’s good :)

[@kingsaracoon9594]

"I could just slither-" me: HERE FROM EDEN JUST TO SIT *OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR*

[@insertname1857]

Sarah Simone THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST SONGS

[@sallyannlady]

*Proclaimers in the background* ... "And I would slither 500 miles and I would slither 500 more..."

[@Rachel-kr1jh]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

sallyannlady JUST TO BE THE SNEK WHO SLITHERED 1000 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

A PICNIC PLAN FOR *YOU AND ME*

[@rhiannoncrim5655]

So Crowley when it comes to evil draws the line at people getting hurt. He just wants people mildly pissed and inconvenienced but not get hurt or die

[@anonymaton948]

I think it’s more “there isn’t much I can do to make them more miserable than they already are.”

[@202cardline]

Alternatively, he is written as a naughty little ma-m mangeldemon *instead of evil

[@Skyyyy-yh1zf]

I really want to see Crowley and Aziraphale baking something that would be adorable

[@TheBlackSquirrel]

Pestilence came out of retirement because they missed Armageddon and felt forgotten, that's why we're in this mess.

[@cinnaisweird1792]

Pestilence was like "You incompetent twats"

[@spilecka]

I was genuinely thinking that about a month ago....Pestilence was content enough to ignore a book saying he's retired, but the miniseries was a step too far...."Retired? I'll show YOU retired..."

[@BrooklynMcupkiller]

I sent a headcanon like this to Neil Gaiman on Tumblr, he agreed. So people decided to jump on there and scream at us for taking the state of the world so lightly.

[@sofieroskova6223]

I literally said that in a fanfic I wrote a few weeks ago :)

[@kingsaracoon9594]

*Armageddon fails to start* Pestilence: fine, I'll do it myself

[@samseverin5877]

The JOY when Aziraphale talks about how few customers he has is KILLING me.

[@andreaeray]

He's not so much a book seller as a book collector!

[@caradrake]

I remember a scene in the book where Aziraphale goes out of his way to not sell books.

[@subtlefire7256]

@@caradrake Yeah, there's a whole paragraph about Aziraphale's techniques, like unpleasant smells and unpredictable opening hours, "every means short of actual physical violence"- so I take it that psychological torture is alright, lol - and how he only ever sells something when he absolutely has to.

[@HappyPhantom668]

He actually pronounced Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte so well, I’m floored.

[@davidw.2791]

2:31 Well we now know he can speak any language other than French divinely perfectly❤

[@user-rp3ed9wh2h]

'I could come over and watch you eat cake' Aziraphale.exe has stopped working.

[@summerevening421]

WHY DO THEY SOUND LIKE THEYRE IN BED TALKING AND THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

EYE-

[@lillyanne7277]

@Summer Evening your comment gave me the mental image that they are laying across from eachother, both holding phones, starring at eachother while conversing.

[@yve6177]

Aziraphale: Bae come over. Crowley: I can't. We're in lockdown. Aziraphale: .....i have cake. Crowley: omw

[@Felix-wo3ew]

the cutest thing is, that he is not interested in eating cake, he just wants to watch Aziraphale eat cake

[@dbzcupcake]

Aziraphale: JK babe I'm just tempting you.

[@Alinor24]

He could just miracle himself to the bookshop.

[@justtippinmytophat2u647]

A general summary

[@romanpurple9352]

Crowley: “It’s gotta be all over by June right?” Me: *Laughs in 2021*

[@snarkychicken]

It's almost september and we're still dealing with Miss Corona's daughter, Delta

[@yunamchill9169]

@@snarkychicken And apparently her son is being developed in Peru! Gods have mercy, when will this ever end?

[@inazuma2332]

*laughs in almost 2022

[@montythesnake7860]

@@inazuma2332 *laughs in 2022

[@LiXa_5]

Crying in 2022

[@mormoon_]

devils representative on earth: “good night, angel.”

[@rileyharmon2290]

i think we all know how absolutely ecstatic Michael was to film this audio

[@arson_cloud3801]

Yas XD you can just imagine it cant you? XD XD

[@SSMp315]

Riley H That one vine where that guy is like; “hihi HIHI” *flops on couch* “Ryan~”

[@lunehowls]

WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THEY ARE OKAY AFTER WATCHING THIS???

[@flummoxedgiles]

RIGHT?? ALL THE COMMENTS ARE JUST CHILLING IN LOWERCASE AND I'M LIKE ??????

[@medalia7622]

flummoxed angel MOOD

[@SMoyo-md1uc]

I'M NOT OKAY!!!!!

[@katerinam7653]

definitely not ok here...I am crying in a corner ...I miss those 2 sooooo much

[@lemontea3661]

Bro I started crying like 30 seconds in

[@dragonphoenix1013]

If I didn't know anything about Good Omens at all and I stumbled upon this, I would've thought that they're distant lovers missing each other and trying to catch up via midnight calls to make up for the affection and see how they're doing without the company of the other. Wait a minute-

[@andrearamirez700]

*Crowley waking up from sleeping on the ceiling* _What's that smell? Is that cake?_ *Gets up and finds a certain angel in his flat* Azira: _I was just checking on the plants, oh dear is it July already? : )_

[@curly213]

crowley: *sees evidence that aziraphale had been camping out at his flat the whole time he was asleep*

[@Hetaliafan85]

Broke: "Aziraphale and Crowley would never be separated during quarantine." Woke: Good Omens (TV) takes place in 2021 Bespoke (also not my joke): They are calling in different rooms in the shop to throw the spies off their scent.

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Shannan Peck Pestilence: wilin during retirement

[@kebah11]

Hahahahahaha

[@spookysarah7777]

Am I the only person who thinks Crowley would love animal crossing? He can garden to his hearts content, organize everything all nice, annoying his neighbors to do some light evil... find people's dodo codes and plant pitfalls on their islands.... that would be nice.

[@helenl3193]

I think he'd enjoy the Untitled Goose Game as well! 😁

[@abithefallenhuman921]

And Aziraphale would play Doom Eternal

[@darastarscream]

No way. Have you seen how he treats the houseplants? Crowley'd be that guy on The Sims coaxing his sim people into swimming pools and erasing the ladders so they can't climb out.

[@abithefallenhuman921]

@@darastarscream no, in this vid he doesn't want to make everyones life worse.

[@darastarscream]

@@abithefallenhuman921 Now I'm imagining him calling up Aziraphale and ranting for an hour over what a demonic jerk that racoon is.

[@lars.equals.laurentius]

the way crowley says good night angel i am ILL

[@arttheclown9114]

I know it's been 2 years since but they both sound so happy/excited to talk to each other in their own ways and it's so cute

[@FlashakaViolet]

You’re trying to tell me Aziraphale and Crowley wouldn’t spend quarantine together? I don’t believe it, sorry.

[@maurinet2291]

They might though. Because Aziraphale is such a rule follower. And who knows if they actually moved in together after Good Omens.

[@split776]

@@maurinet2291 I mean, if you take Word of the Author, it's canon for the book that they live together in a cottage on the South Downs

[@Julz34]

Maurine T they share a cottage in the South Downs according to Neil.

[@nc375]

I CANT I was like WHY DID CROWLEY JUST SAY ALRIGHT ILL STAY HOME LIKE WHAT YOY SHOULD BE GETTING YOUR ASS TO AZIRAPHALE'S PLACE HAHAHA

[@beatrizgonzaga2694]

OMG WHEN DID NEIL SAID THAT?

[@MsCraw101]

We all know Aziraphale didn’t last 24 hours before breaking and having Crowley over. 😂 This is beautiful, massive thank you to everyone involved.

[@IneffableFoxy]

24 hours? Maybe 24 minutes.

[@martinawolf2983]

@@IneffableFoxy More like 24 seconds: the time Crowley needs to realize: "Wait a moment. I am a DEMON! I can do MIRACLES!" and Crowley "puff"s over to Zira's place with macaroons and champagne, a grin on his face and says: "Hello, Angel."

[@sarajeanb80]

He's the one who called Crowley, after all.

[@Sairin13]

Aziraphale discovers Devil's food cake and brings some over

[@taitewyld3657]

No wonder he was bored dude was stuck in his car😂

[@screeb0746]

You can hear: The *gay panic* in aziraphales voice And the *please love me* in crowleys

[@Realisticallyliteral]

You're telling me that at the announcement of lockdown Crowley *didn't* : grab his plants, get in his Bentley and speed to the bookshop?

[@danielabenitez1264]

Hahahahahahaha take his plants. Hahahaha. That's the best part. I can almost see Aziraphel perplex at all those plants, and Crowley just: "We've decided to quarantine here. Maybe reading to my plants will make them more beautiful, and without LEAFSPOTS, DID YOU ALL HERE? I haven't tried that. Give me your best books".

[@dayschange2]

"Oh no, the lockdown is in effect and I'm already here. I guess I'll have to stay. Good thing I conveniently brought all my plants with me. :)"

[@jackfables3470]

Not his fault : He had to wait for his plants to *'GROW FASTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'*

[@plutomoon2681]

That does sound like exactly the type of thing Crowley would do- of course Aziraphale would initially be upset with him, but i like to imagine that Crowley eventually conviced him to let him stay because it'd be double the bad going home again. HKFHJDKSL I LOVE THEM SM

[@sarinabina5487]

@@dayschange2 someone needs 2 make art of this (me)

[@Elphie325]

"To the world..." I definitely didn't cry. Nope. Not me. I'm not crying, you are.

[@kentonbaird1723]

Held it together, right to that point... gods dammit.

[@nickball4071]

"why is it raining?" "It's not raining, sir" "Yes it is" "My mistake, Sir, it's pouring down"

[@Elphie325]

@@kentonbaird1723 I was doing so well. And then... all the tears.

[@Elphie325]

@@nickball4071 Torrential in my house...

[@kentonbaird1723]

....I miss Terry Pratchett.

[@AnaLogical-rx1oj]

The "I I I I I I" and the softness of that "goodnight angel"

[@OtilliaMarr]

THE FACT THAT THIS WHOLE TIME CROWLEY WAS LIVING ALONE IN THE BENTLEY AND WANTED TO STAY WITH AZIRAPHALE 😭😭 AZIRAPHALE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS HOMELESS A A A A A A

[@deedee4955]

why do you think he didn't know? did he said it? i missed something?

[@OtilliaMarr]

@@deedee4955 neil confirmed aziraphale didn't know he was living in his car through covid and season 2

[@deedee4955]

oh okay. thanks@@OtilliaMarr

[@alur_chip8271]

i can already hear the fanfic writers typing away, and i , for one, am *living*

[@goldalinasternchen6971]

I actually wrote a Fanfiction which is compliant to this a month ago. ("He's my boyfriend" on AO3 in case you like angst)

[@leah-marie1241]

@@goldalinasternchen6971 Is it he's my boyfriend stay at home, mates. Lovely

[@Sairin13]

I wonder how much subtext you can wring out of "I baked you a cake"

[@oscarr2151]

"Transcendentally bored." Yeah, that's lockdown.

[@grace3112]

0:41 “it’s got to be all over by June” *cries in august*

[@sophiasmith8563]

*Cries in September*

[@murdermcmurderface]

*cries in 2021*

[@waawa3096]

*Cries in April 2021*

[@yunamchill9169]

*cries in September 2021*

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

*cries in 2022*

[@neenapashchenko2922]

This is how it took them 6000+ years