Tesla's Robots Are Insane

[@Jobi17tsc]

This chat has zero brain cells

[@ihsandfkrurrozi]

they are 🤖🤖

[@LifeEnjoyer463]

@@ihsandfkrurrozi That is an insult to robots

[@TheReelStuff]

I stopped reading chat like 4 years ago

[@Icetea-2000]

You just realized?

[@jershonruban5954]

Why do u read the chats tho?

[@CamAlert2]

You all thought Elon was playing when he said he was bringing us catgirls 💯

[@ArtwellI]

Nah he'd probably do it. He has enough money to waste

[@justinliu1014]

Yup, anything he wants to build he can do. That's so lit, bros playing in creative mode ​@@ArtwellI

[@xxstealerxx]

@@justinliu1014 wow he's so lit cus he's a billionaire poggersss

[@BenitoFan760]

I want 3

[@every1sucks]

but i want catboys

[@SavaTimo]

My grandma was born in 1943, in her lifetime we went from not even having computers to having robots with arms and legs that can move around freely and do house chores and electric cars that drive themselves for pretty much dirt cheap (if you don't include the price of the car). It's crazy what we will see in our lifetime.

[@3793loop]

And remember this accelerates, so what will happen in our lives will be much, much more when compared to the past. It'll only get more unimaginable!

[@strandkorbst9643]

Ok just ground yourself for a second here: Elon just told you some bs like he always does. It’s not going to be cheap. The robots won’t be able to do chores. Stay realistic

[@3793loop]

@@strandkorbst9643 "some BS like he always does", what the same man who has the only company in the world that has a reusable rocket system (falcon), that has been successful 300 times without any competition (including nations) yet. Even if Elon is optimistic in his timing, his will is unlike anything else

[@xxstealerxx]

If you think Elon was responsible for that instead of the thousands of people employed at SpaceX and NASA you're delusional. The guy is just rich he isn't the one behind this stuff. Stop meatriding ​@@3793loop

[@Gallowglass7]

I am in my early 30s, and my grandmother was born in 1917. It is absolutely insane how far we have come in such a short time. We ain't see nothing yet. The next 10-20 years are going to be mindblowing.

[@Animeke-san]

Robot maid would go hard.

[@shalerr5513]

would make me*

[@manuelchaden6410]

One job conquered...

[@ML-ze1ji]

Roboussy

[@ML-ze1ji]

@@Animeke-san Roboussy…

[@stray_camel]

I'd go harder 😊

[@sp6ce847]

The human robots are things we would've seen in shows, movies and such. The fact that it's becoming a reality is crazy to me

[@xxstealerxx]

In 15 years

[@pinguwingu7690]

Trust me, if anyone is going to make functional humanoid robots it isn’t Elon. He’s behind on robotics if anything. Boston Dynamics got way better robots.

[@cr0wN_]

@@xxstealerxx Nah this shit is going to be future way sooner. Same we thought about AI and how goofy it was 3 years ago. Look at it now.

[@Boschx]

​@@cr0wN_Its goofy af still

[@light8258]

@@Boschx don't look at the current status, look at the rate of progress. 3 years ago Tesla had a human dancing in a suit, now they have robots that can serve drinks and work in their factories. Yes, they are already working in Tesla factories. It's not 15 years away.

[@gordanramsey3195]

PLEASE put me in a car with a flatscreen tv that i can down a bottle of jager, arrive at the club, it park itself, I call pickup on app, and it take me home while I'm hanging on with my road beer.

[@mikefun7482]

true visionary, HOLY

[@manuelmoralez2257]

Please let it have a snack department that you can pay a lil like a vending machine 😂

[@digzrow8745]

you can already do that right now if waymo is in your area

[@gordanramsey3195]

@@digzrow8745 no waymo just dirt roads

[@patricknotstar176]

I'll be dead soon, i will not be a part of that future

[@mezzops1716]

0:50 finally a car xQc can drive

[@SLIMMELONBRO]

these robots not lasting 10 minutes in detroit

[@theblackspark2644]

Clearly, they need a self-defense module.

[@AstralTitan]

​@@theblackspark2644 and that's where it all starts going down the shitter

[@change15893]

@@theblackspark2644most definitely will not have self defense in the system. Sued out the wazoo if it kills someone accidentally

[@infinitehexington]

@@change15893 nope, not at all, we will defend their rights if they do

[@bohguss]

Underground jailbroken robot fight club is going to be SICK!

[@egggge4752]

Terrorists: Yes, we are jailbreaking robots to... fistfight... yeah...

[@AkTeamTV]

CANT WAIT FOR BANGBUS SPECIAL WITH THE TOASTER DRIVING AROUND WHILE ROBOTS FILM!

[@L1GHTiscool]

💀OH HELLL NAEWWW

[@Crodas535]

Extra spacious 😂😂

[@zaucex6030]

I promise you we are going to get to a point where some people will abuse their robots and people are gonna feel a lil wierd about it bc its not a person.

[@DatGuyArad]

So detroit become human?

[@NaClO]

Have you played Detroit become human?

[@kylethickium2710]

@@NaClO in 20 years when I'm 40 robots will be wayyyyyy more then what Elon just showed, so when not if people abuse their robots we might have robot activist's unironically.

[@stray_camel]

@@zaucex6030 what’s the definition of abusing a robot tho

[@Travixty]

Actually going to become I, robot

[@LiamCuthbert]

elon out here about to make real jonny cabs from total recall.

[@xxxxx409]

too bad the Tesla roadster that was unveiled 6 years ago WITH 5,000 DOLLAR REFUNDABLE PREORDER DEPOSITS LMFAOO (legal scammer btw) still hasn't been made but u think ROBO TAXIS AND ROBOTS WILL BE MADE LMFAO are u high?

[@ap3xls329]

@@xxxxx409when people like you are terrified of change and failure of course progress is going to be slow

[@bad.D]

robovan? no, robooba GYATT

[@Plontle1]

“People like driving cars” bro only drives his lambo once a week, surely he knows how how enjoyable it is to be stuck in standstill traffic to and from work every day

[@arabiclasaga6180]

So true. A take from someone who didn't have a driving license for the better half of the decade

[@change15893]

“People like driving cars” removing a hobby for the benefit of society is the smaller problem we have. These automatic cars can solve so many problems. Cheap transportation, you probably won’t even have to own a “robo taxi” just a cheaper Uber

[@outsomnia]

@@change15893 Also you can still keep your hobby, you just have to do it on race tracks, off-road or somewhere else.

[@tyler.walker]

Electric cars, self-driving taxis, household robots, reusable rockets, worldwide satellite internet, computer brain implants… It’s kind of insane how much this guy actually manages to pull off, even if his timelines are a little ambitious.

[@egggge4752]

Its actually insane that of the 100 projects he poured billions into only like 5 actually worked because of clever engeneers (elon cant even tell you how to make an alloy).

[@GreatTaiwan]

@@egggge4752 back to church jealouse boi

[@BakedTates]

@@egggge4752500 years from now most people will know about him and how he innovated in the 21st century. 50 years from now only your immediate family will know you existed at all

[@alexx8060]

@@egggge4752 you're acting as if, without elon, those engineers would have done these amazing things anyway. The fact is that Elon, whether you like him or hate him, is the visionary behind these companies and without him these technological achievements likely wouldn't exist. Also look at how many other billionaires exist that havn't done even a fraction of what Elon has with all their money. Even though I personally dont like some of the things Elon does and says, you can clearly see that he has a vision for the future that other people in a similar position lack

[@angulinhiduje6093]

crazy how elon wasnt the first to do any of this except the rocket, which to be fair, was genuinely impressive

[@bryce4443]

People thinking the set and stuff doesnt look even a little cool is just lying their asses off.

[@asassaas9935]

they just hate Elon Musk, he could find the cure for cancer yet these idiots would still complain

[@meyomix2816]

woah careful there you almost chocked on elons chode.

[@OfficialCANVAS]

Ye for a 8 year old it is kinda cool. But what are al the adults doing in the room?

[@bryce4443]

@@OfficialCANVAS bro just turned 18

[@Trizzy-]

@@OfficialCANVASjust don’t forget my ketchup packets when u clock in tomorrow.

[@MannYSJ1080p]

Can these robots throw hands?

[@lumineer_3]

Imagine having a robot explode in a public area like bro this shit is dangerous

[@p_roton]

@@lumineer_3 bro every tech can explode and kill u when u are close to them 💀💀

[@Ronin.97]

@@lumineer_3 wait til I tell you about these fckin pagers

[@kobbsy7441]

He did say “whatever you can think of”

[@LilRedRasta]

Yes. After they've cut them off.

[@SagerWang]

its over

[@FlightReactsFan911]

nah it just started BatChest

[@cadenceew7933]

Maybe when they actually start shipping functional models in 2050.

[@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422]

Exactly Tesla stock TANKED after this shitty presentation

[@sakshamShukla_]

@@cadenceew7933 2030 max.

[@xXAGGINSSAMODNAXx]

Just think about the fact that those things are mostly made out of literal fucking rocks and sand

[@bababab6906]

I can fix her

[@stray_camel]

I mean, everything in the universe is basically made out of the same things.

[@CEOFluxii]

u mean plastic and metal?

[@jamiemb17]

So are we, I mean not rocks and sand, but just random shit that spawned in however long ago

[@user-xt8gc9sv7o]

Don't forget the divine spark of energy.

[@mrragnaro3930]

we dont serve clankers in this bar!

[@tan_ori]

Xqc haven’t see the v3 hand they demoed yet, doubles degree of freedom from 11 to 22.

[@ilkkuPvP]

41:06 Why is bro on the right looking at the Robot like that

[@dr.dillon0]

This chat has absolutely zero brain cells

[@shanekenny9082]

Including you bucko

[@ivansoto9723]

I don't see how driverless cabs is going to solve LA's traffic problems at all. LA needs to consolidate it's traffic by vastly improving it's public transit instead.

[@wally7856]

Build 1 more lane. That will solve all your traffic problems.

[@xsct878]

Consolidating a lot of traffic which is single occupant driven vehicles into these robotaxis will help reduce the amount of "vehicle" on the road per person and improve traffic flow, nothing different from how a bus or tram is more efficient than your typical car traffic, but it will help a little.

[@4alue]

@@wally7856 then build another lane

[@wally7856]

@@4alue Yes. Every time you have problems, re-do what I posted. It's the only rule you need to know about traffic.

[@tissuewater]

@@wally7856 I played cities skylines enough to know building more lanes or roads won't fix traffic jams

[@LoliPolice-bf7mw]

20 cents per mile is insanely cheap. Imagine having a car where you don't waste time driving and can instead do work or play games, is far safer and quicker (less traffic), and cheaper than many combustion engine vehicles. I say that within a decade of these taxi cars being released into all of the US, half of all vehicles on the roads will be a tesla. Especially if roads have mag chargers built into them. Having vehicles which can drive 24/7 with low maintenance cost and no human cost will drastically reduce prices of goods to the point people can actually live like the baby boomers had it.

[@ML-ze1ji]

7:57 Most people drive cars to get to their destination or job. only select few use it for fun like you. you just got a driving license and i bet you drive once a week for fun but most people drive every day to go to work

[@battlefieldP4Fbeta]

true, but i'll never give up on driving a ICE-car, even though its dated tech. It'll just be evolving in other ways, like steam-engines or turbines did. At least thats how far my smooth brain can look imagining things. Cheers to the present i guess brother!

[@xxxxx409]

9:53 "when will it be available" Tesla roadster has left the chat

[@November_evening]

Why, what happened with it?

[@xxxxx409]

@@November_evening exactly.

[@xxxxx409]

@@November_evening nothing happened lmao. it NEVER came out yet the DAY it was unveiled he opened up 5k refundable preorders?!? My dad was part of the naive majority that put 5k down. He took it out a year and half later but had to wait 6 weeks. The problem is Elon is essentially given an interest free "loan" by his customers. Obviously X didnt mention anything because he's a dumbase but thats okay.

[@sakshamShukla_]

Roadster is the least priority product for them. Why make a product for very small market when better opportunities are there.

[@xxxxx409]

@@sakshamShukla_ why promise it in the first place with a 5k refundable deposit for pre orders on day 1 LMAO? He got an interest free loan from his cult-like fanbase instead of going to the bank. He WILL do the same for the cyber taxi and robots.

[@xxxxx409]

Remember when Elon opened PRE ORDERS with 5k DEPOSITS for the Tesla roadster that was supposed to be released 6 years? I do! And it STILL hasn't been released lmao

[@ap3xls329]

Bro posted this 3 times give it a rest lol

[@realDNY]

Meanwhile some indigenous tribe just living.

[@DB-kl7bb]

this video is better without xqc's annoying negative ignorant comments

[@wyattc.4455]

Every video is. But it’s more convenient to press on the recommended reaction video than to look up the original video.

[@downunderdog]

Bro i swear Xqcs ideal world is a world that never evolves past what he knows growing up in the 2010s, the guy literally hates on any innovation, anything new whether its tech, music, fashion, X seems to be very reluctant to embrace any new ideas or change, I mean the guy still wears Gucci track suits like he lil pump in 2017

[@developingsimplified2506]

No views is crazy

[@synthesis4030]

Elon-There’s no steering wheel or pedals Crowd-Woooooooooooooo Me- 👁️ 👃 👁️

[@OK-ri8eu]

7:35 totally not a good comparison, like elevators do not to make decisions like cars would need to, they just either go up or down.

[@coooolibri]

they all watched too many scifi movies, that is for sure.

[@shanekenny9082]

Agreed, its absurd.

[@DDracee]

what are they powered by though, Grok? rofl tbh the people that will win the robot race are the ones that make blank robots so companies can put their own models in them, like that chinese one (forgot the name), or figure 1, or nvidia's bots tesla's trying to make an all-in-one solution which means using their own models and it's really not going well (thus why the bots were remote controlled for this event), and seems like they'll never settle towards contracting/licensing others

[@tan_ori]

The brain architecture is not figured out yet by anyone, no one is sure of the correct approach

[@jothepro1013]

The important part of the brain architecture is the ability for it to navigate in the real world. The persona, look and way the robot talks are all minor things that can be easily changed. Achieving 3D artificial vision visa camera only is the biggest milestone

[@Aemond-qj4xt]

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about elon has the biggest gpu clusters to train on if their ai team can't train these robots then no one can

[@DDracee]

@@Aemond-qj4xt the hardware isn't even the bottleneck for AI right now, it's the power consumption, that's why companies are starting to buy near 1GW private nuclear powerplants plus having the hardware doesn't equate to having the personnel, you can have all the hardware in the world but you won't beat real research teams coming up with new algorithms, google openly admitted that open source would trump everyone in the end because of this, meta is one step ahead and is leveraging open source for their projects did you know Grok2 was just open source model Elon grabbed off huggingface and slapped a new name? the text portion was llama from meta and the image portion was flux lol

[@Aemond-qj4xt]

@DDracee what are you yapping about

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

The future

[@donaldmcronald3543]

Imagine if those robots do end up evolving to dominate us and that was their evil introduction lol

[@skaterdude14b]

Waymo underpromised & overdelivered

[@tyler6695]

35:10 lil bro said "thank you" to the robot 💀

[@xXBEASTREVOLUTIONXx]

"Lil bro" LMAO Dude is like 40.. what are you thinking hoolyy Inb4 "Its not that deep bro"

[@amirhosseinetemad3094]

saving his life when they start building themselves and declaring a war

[@iscrampad2194]

@@amirhosseinetemad3094and using our body heat as a way to extract and harvest energy

[@MikeyGaming]

This will change tourism and exploration. In a few decades you will be able to control one of these in VR and go places too dangerous for humans.

[@telli5868]

Zuckerberg is becoming more human as A.I gets better and Elon is becoming more robotic as his robots get better

[@polysemy_]

we robot bcs it can't be irobot, classic.

[@polysemy_]

probably could be actually, he's got the money 💀🚅🚅🚅🚅🚅 train lookin ahh vehicle.

[@rdrgzzzz]

why its all arround with ai generated comments bruh?

[@piotrmorag2597]

Nice to see X enjoying stuff like that 🙂 42:33 It happened 😅😎 43:50 Actually a billion $ idea 🤩👍

[@spoder552]

Optimussy 😭😭

[@sharpshooter--00]

just give it 5 years for improvements day to day after collecting so much data , it will be almost undistinguishable from humans

[@orangejacketj7428]

WOW

[@spiritle9284]

4 viewes after 1min on the main chanal LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO hahah aah!!!!

[@lilgensho]

not even a big fan of elon but holy fuck this chat is unbearably annoying

[@mw5399]

technically if those vehicles will be 30k then xqc can buy about 3300 vehicles and create an AI army

[@frankie1525]

🎉

[@LR-420]

I just need a robot to clean my one dish after I get done using it

[@pinguwingu7690]

Dish washer. Solved.

[@HASHBAR710]

Imagine buying a Taxi and never driving again. If that doesn’t sell idk what will.

[@JoelDavis13]

I watched the same stream and the audio was fine. I think he just needed to refresh! 🤦‍♂️

[@boy123838]

Elon Musk: hey guys I developed time traveling. Xqc: yeah but you said you would do it in 4 years but you did it in 6 years. So it does not count. Facepalm.

[@LuckyImp]

blud wouldnt stop talking i couldnt hear elon my god.

[@AlexandLam]

Wowowo

[@Trixless]

Chat so how long before one of these can give me backshots?

[@StuunZ]

Living through the most important time in history right now, other than maybe the conception of Adam and eve. I'm so glad someone like Elon popped out of nowhere and decided to change the world forever. It really is mind boggling.

[@Devondavis-fm2dz]

🔥🔥

[@SchrödingerKousae]

Elon out here working on the real-life adaption of Cyberpunk 2077, god damn

[@jimmyletv]

Both robotaxi and the van/RV needs to be bullet proof like the cyber truck.

[@Snuwi]

the robots dancing look even worse with the distorted music

[@egggge4752]

Nah the robots will cause the meanest house fires when their lithium batteries explode.

[@wimthetim]

New jobs yes. But no where near enough jobs for everyone. Thats undeniable

[@debugprofilebegin]

bro really fell off

[@hsqqq]

116 like in 34 mins 💀💀💀

[@jacobcorcho2518]

2k views in 30 minutes lmao

[@julianviveros6594]

Shut up…

[@arsenbabaev1022]

First he invented THE TRAIN, now its THE BUS.

[@hako9393]

«Ok but what if someone poops in the car🎃» -Someone from chat 13:35

[@ssypherzi]

Brainrot chat

[@austiniscoolduh]

wait they actually named it 'We, Robot' in reference to the robot movie "I, Robot". That's hilarious.

[@ricklary5770]

I’m gooning to this

[@shockhuman7642]

engineers be like

[@legit-winz2057]

pic or bs 😋

[@qskar8763]

I saw a guy in the chat who said "Self driving less people paying attention on the road" I just wanted even one to know...

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

Xqc's eyes going in different directions in the thumbnail lmao.

[@daroth7127]

Elons presentations are structured more like a philosophical lecture on technology and the future rather than a shilling concert like apple does

[@John-Is-My-Name]

I just find it funny how Elon always have said AI outcome will most likely be a bad one. but now that he has a new AI company he is starting to say the positive outcome is 80% likely.

[@Foyls]

6:30 rare good take from mr cow

[@sacrificialbond]

Yeah i’m ngl the fall off comments are becoming more and more true

[@imviciously]

I like the bus ngl

[@arvy7765]

Looks kinda like the bus in Detroit become human Aware

[@BlondeIsAnInvestment]

What happens if someones dog pees in there?

[@shironcafe]

Pull it out before it starts leaking mercury. Pull it out before it starts leaking mercury. Pull it out before it starts leaking mercury.

[@TTTRick1]

the car becomes your office .

[@a389whjf]

twitch streams in 2027, XQC has a robot next to him doing a podcast together

[@Godmcgod]

robot occasionally throws shade at xqc for not cleaning his room

[@jordanwright3024]

When he says “who is wants to go back to tipping baristas” i kinda would because i have a crush on mine

[@scaryshtfinders]

Why do people actually think that self driving cars are a bad thing, that would literally save millions of lives over time if it was reliable.

[@ayoCC]

Band together, find roommates, save money, put money in the SNP 500 and grind for 5 years, you don't need to be some superstar engineer, just work a regular job, stay away from debt, and you can have assets and be in the minor owner class before things go downhill

[@DelayEdits]

it's literally gonna be irobot, you all saw that film right?

[@flamezodiac5736]

Sooo.. jobs first to go: Bus drivers, Taxi drivers, Bartenders.

[@voidworth9004]

she ordered 2 drinks that robot just said "yeah rock on" smh future gonna be very frustrating

[@joethepro4593]

carlos messa thinks you're a baddie

[@13orrax]

he should put telsa bot of starship test launches and program them to be scared of flying

[@downunderdog]

Bro i swear Xqcs ideal world is a world that never evolves past what he knows growing up in the 2010s, the guy literally hates on any innovation, anything new whether its tech, music, fashion, X seems to be very reluctant to embrace any new ideas or change

[@Vielpi]

China did all of this and has it operating RIGHT NOW since years already

[@schtendo4464]

"Think of like, an uber driver but instead they tend to a flock of cars" yeah cool idea dude, unfortunately, Uber drivers can't afford 10-20 cars

[@chelovekpauk7319]

ok but hear me out...

[@amirhosseinetemad3094]

robots finding out how to build themselves and starting a war is real

[@peterpumpkin7745]

They look like peacekeepers from the hunger games

[@conusx]

this white boi is unhinged

[@delayeedbms]

imagine the whole world had just one road

[@ItsAkile]

I know Erobb was bricked

[@daniert2074]

ngl but the robovin could be a nice making it into a house van

[@JERKYLINE]

16:58 so it can carry about 5 average Americans