My niche fragrance is called trying to replicate rubbing one out in my run down chicago apartment 1939 before the prohibition officers bust down my door for gambling and drinking too much
@Thaddeuth8 күн бұрын
Layer sadonaso with seminalis and inexcusable evil lmao
@BrB04245 күн бұрын
Jazz club
@LaurinRaphaelАй бұрын
Im not in the fragrance community but I feel like some fragrances are just not supposed to smell good but to let you experience an interesting situation through your sense of smell
@pixie7639Ай бұрын
Exactly they tell a story
@elijahpruitt6536Ай бұрын
which is why I love alot of the tom ford fragrances its a journey with your nose
@jasonolyver6430Ай бұрын
@@pixie7639 you're paying a premium to smell sewer and heavy smokers' sweat, dirty underwear and decomposing bodies...yeah...so artsy, very demeure
@VMAdventures8827 күн бұрын
@@elijahpruitt6536 While I love Tom Ford, they are not exactly what the OP talks about.
@elijahpruitt653627 күн бұрын
@@VMAdventures88 well yes I know I just had to mention the goat tho
@leoambard3134Ай бұрын
zoologist perfumes are not supposed to smell like animals they’re supposed to smell like the idea of an animal. penguin for example is minty and fresh. penguins irl smell putrid, fishy, and musky.
@KosidussАй бұрын
this is the most furry coded shit i've ever read
@superyellowfirecar3158Ай бұрын
they all smell like shit
@snowrs1Ай бұрын
The OG Rhino is one of my favorite scents
@UmiChan358Ай бұрын
Rabbit looks awesome, the notes are gourmand
@daria7369Ай бұрын
@@Kosiduss tf there just saying the truth
@hellacool2kАй бұрын
i love that the most weird and obscure fragrances are made by romanians
@1xJOx1Ай бұрын
Literally the worst reaction was to etat libre a french house with a French perfumer. Are you okay 🤡?
@hellacool2kАй бұрын
@@1xJOx1 who was talking about reactions? toskovat appeared 3 times in the video and adi ale van once. it was just a thing to say cause romanians aren't acknowledged for other thins than stealing
@1xJOx1Ай бұрын
@@hellacool2k two brain cells fighting for the first place... MOST is the highest rank within a value. THE MOST intense reaction was etat libre. That three frags are represented in this list are made by Romanians is only limited to this list. There are thousands of frags and you make such a dumb deterministic statement 🤡 🤡 🤡
@hellacool2kАй бұрын
@@1xJOx1 holy fuck you need to get outside
@nathankeane3285Ай бұрын
@@1xJOx1 what is your problem lmao
@vivid559120 күн бұрын
inexcusable evil isn’t even close to the worst smelling fragrance. i implore you to check out sombre by strangers parfumerie and have your world flipped upside over
@whimsicalwizardoh16 күн бұрын
what is it?
@chadrickbasedman98714 күн бұрын
@@whimsicalwizardoh from fragrancenet: “I had to scrub it off after just under half an hour. This one is truly repulsive. It smells like you've gotten way too drunk on cheap fizz, before then vomitting violently out of both ends in the most disgusting service station toilet that you could run to fast enough. A toilet, I might add, that reeks to high heaven of many days of piss, uncleaned toilets festering in a small stuffy, airless hot cubicle, which they have attempted to cover up with some sort of harsh floral scented bathroom deodoriser. Honestly, a real ride... but not one I want to take again in a hurry.”
@whimsicalwizardoh13 күн бұрын
@@chadrickbasedman987 gonna wear this along with inexcusable evil for my job interview
@kkonaice7 күн бұрын
Planning for burial, unwound, big black, red house painters, agriculture shirt, weird fragrances. Hell yeah.
@JM12044Ай бұрын
Comme Des Garçons makes great stuff. I own concrete, rouge, Avignon, and Kyoto. They’re definitely not boring, but all are wearable. Plus they do incense like no one else.
@thesegreydaysАй бұрын
Concrete and rouge are on the boring side
@JM12044Ай бұрын
@@thesegreydays I mean I don’t really know of anything else like them?
@miracleyacht__1538Ай бұрын
How would you say does Avignon compares to Kyoto?
@JM12044Ай бұрын
@@miracleyacht__1538 Kyoto is more “wearable” than Avignon. Avignon is much more churchy incense with smoke such as a more lit incense and Kyoto is a touch sweeter. Both are great though and maybe sample both first. Kyoto and Avignon are definitely the best out of the incense line.
@JM12044Ай бұрын
By wearable I mean safer. Especially if we’re talking about an office setting.
@MenchieExtraktАй бұрын
I haven’t tried the weird perfumes you’ve mentioned, but tried a bunch from Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs. They sometimes don’t even list the notes,’instead they use stories, poems, and scenes. For Halloween last year, I got All of their heads fell off, Carved wooden alchemy lab, the Witches have a fire again, and Snooty Bat. Very interesting experiment. They’re a gothic brand found in 2000. Their perfume oils are like below $30, so it’s more accessible than regular perfumes. They’re also really fun, not taking themselves too seriously, with perfumes like Vampire Milk, Traditional Sheet Ghost, or Vintage Pumpkin Blow Mold.
@zoethebear15 күн бұрын
Secretions is different when it’s on your skin. It starts out and you’re not sure what’s happening. As it fades down, it becomes almost ocean-y but funky and then it’s like rusted metal and milk and pennies. I enjoyed this content. Love the Slint cover (?) at the end.
@SixBowlSage5 күн бұрын
no way you put it on.
@zoethebear5 күн бұрын
I totally did. I’m not saying I’d ever wear it, but there are some points when it smells quite good. If only it didn’t stay on you for a week after. If you haven’t, you should review the Alaska Thunderf••k fragrance. She’s a drag queen from Drag Race. I think more people need to know about it. It’s like a high end frag for an insanely good price. I wear it as my signature scent now with Gucci Rush as a secondary.
@peacebone420Ай бұрын
You really need to let the fragrance dry down for like 30 sec to a min before goin right in and smelling them and then come back after an hour to smell the dry down because the dry down is the most important part of the frag cause you live with the dry down more than the opening.
@ayewhaddupdoe26 күн бұрын
That part. I'll tough through some really ugly openings for a good dry down.
@xjinbreb1405Ай бұрын
Your fragrance video from last year got me into niche fragrances. You talked about Concrete from CDG, i went try it and my life is not the same ever since. I’v tried about 200 and bought almost 50 fragrances since.
@karstenkroeningАй бұрын
Hell yeah man :)
@bbmbmbbmmbmbm28 күн бұрын
do u like concrete??
@mains8913Ай бұрын
Age of Innocence is one of my all time favourites, crazy interesting scent, love it for raves
@warmfridge85620 күн бұрын
Yess glad someone else loves it!
@luervo26 күн бұрын
Loving your Agriculture Tee. I enjoy when people around fragances are into underground music, which gives you a special perspective I think. Keep it up!
@luervo26 күн бұрын
By the way, on this path, I recommend Death by Blackbird (in collaboration with with Cold Cave)
@FrancoBatmanАй бұрын
Thanks youtube algorithm, great great vid man!
@maxad117Ай бұрын
just made me want inexcusable evil even more smh
@warmfridge85620 күн бұрын
Just ordered it lol
@tonyjenssen4157Күн бұрын
@@warmfridge856Verdict?
@nonuser_1Ай бұрын
Agriculture merch. I am listening and LEARNING
@duhduh1427 күн бұрын
Your chill commentary and character plus the brainrot memes that pop up randomly is my niche humor
@wormsinwombs3 күн бұрын
I had no idea fragrances could be so unhinged.
@boywithahaloАй бұрын
Demeter makes a lot of specific one-smell fragrances for pretty affordable prices, I own a few including Paperback, Thunderstorm, Dirt, etc you can layer multiple or add on top of more conventional fragrances to add personal characteristics!
@polyfagmentedАй бұрын
The longevity on their fragrances sucks though :/ Lasts like 10 mins max
@meganwalker272 күн бұрын
@@polyfagmentedI don't have that experience with the ones I've purchased from them 🤔
@lkim3937 күн бұрын
Not to torment you further but this video was really entertaining and I think there are some less unpleasant but equally weird frags you could continue the series with. Some that come to mind are Ganymede, T-Rex (you mentioned), some of the ultra-specific Demeters (like the first responder perfume, the astronaut/space one, etc). I enjoy some edgy niche frags just to sniff them when I'm bored -- like Zoologist Bat, the current formulation -- but it's just funnier having someone else review them before I waste cash on a sample.
@jacobnoska344327 күн бұрын
Bro and the planning for burial?! The Flenser moment
@cowboy4jesus3N13 күн бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this commentary. Well thought out and articulate. Checkmate.
@Mike-yy4llАй бұрын
I have pretty big collection of fragrances and my favourite one, Encre Noire, smells exactly like funerals. I also had CDG Zagorsk - dmells like church and CDG Odeur 53 - concrete. Also had some rare fragrance that smelled like burning aluminum.
@justevan87721 күн бұрын
How is something supposed to smell like church? Does it just smell like incense wood and leather?
@Mike-yy4ll20 күн бұрын
@justevan877 Frankincense, labdanum and wood.
@Thepeug26 күн бұрын
Thanks for doing this so that no one else had to!
@Friends_and_fragrances25 күн бұрын
This was fun, I love a few of these houses genuinely. Kerosene and Zoologist are so weird but cool
@positive.juice.apartmentАй бұрын
ya know what i smell? good content
@peacebone420Ай бұрын
A really good fragrance that smells like wet concrete is For Him by Narciso Rodriguez its discontinued but I have a bottle that's about 3 quarters full I love it on a rainy fall day.
@beavisbonceАй бұрын
Secretions magnifikez lol it’s actually lovely on skin, coastal and coconut I wear it a lot
@Tandle779Күн бұрын
Casually using October All Over as transition. Based taste and approved
@KevinCdva19 күн бұрын
You should’ve tried Triton by Blackbird. It was one of the very first niche fragrances I tried when I started trying niche fragrances, I had such a repulsive reaction. Ten years later, I tried it again and I fell in love with it.
@tophateyeball719823 күн бұрын
I actually have the But Not Today flacon and I do not find it that extreme. Strong leather smell, not that metallic to me, some musky notes underneath. Maybe it just works well with my skin but I really like wearing it (whereas e.g. patchouli absolutely doesn't work for me, although I like it on others).
@aoif107515 күн бұрын
but not today being placed after the toskovat fragrances is crazy…. but not today is really not that obscure; once it dries down it smells gloriously carnal and alluring. will definitely be trying that red house painters one tho loool
@alextoie234122 күн бұрын
Did he put all fragrances on the same card? Wild
@takemyjobpleeez17 күн бұрын
Streamed Rainbow by DS&Durga is somehow a little unsettling. It does have a nice light sandalwood component.
@takemyjobpleeez17 күн бұрын
My favorite Cdg scent is Odeur 53 (Odeur cinquante-trois). I also have Commes des Garçons Eau de parfum (1994): a very hot and spicy rose. Very medicinal.
@JacobCarlson20 күн бұрын
Where'd you get your samples?
@Jason-MoonАй бұрын
Fun fact: Kerosene is a guy who started out doing fragrance reviews on KZbin, just like you're doing now.
@snowrs1Ай бұрын
That seems like a lifetime ago….
@Jason-MoonАй бұрын
@@snowrs1 he was always in the shadows and soft-spoken, and it's funny that he was obsessed with CK shock, since he makes such artistic and unique fragrances.
@Channel.106125 күн бұрын
I was not expecting Planning for Burial
@oilpaint717320 күн бұрын
there’s a handful of “ink” fragrances out there. Most use vetiver to achieve that “ink” like smell.
@twistedtoothpick2 күн бұрын
Subbed because Misato was mentioned.
@meganwalker272 күн бұрын
And I thought my mix of saffron, tomatoes and earthworm fragrances from Demeter was odd....😅
@i1v03mu5ic13 күн бұрын
red house painters fragrance speaks to me
@klokwerker740418 күн бұрын
I SAW THE AGRICULTURE SHIRT IN THE THUMBNAIL LETS GO
@karaboga5984Ай бұрын
Inexcusable Evil is supposed to smell like the WTC on 9/11, hence the name.
@codi008826 күн бұрын
😦
@b8IIin18 күн бұрын
I have no idea what must've happened in that person's life where they got to a point they made a cologne that replicates the smell of 911
@user-qf6dp4zf4p18 күн бұрын
@@b8IIin Its not, I don't know where this person got that info from lol. Its just supposed to smell like pure negative feeling, and the tragedy of war. Like frantically walking through a medical zone hoping to find someone you know, smelling the cold sterile iodine and the blood/flesh of the injured
@wasnotgod21 күн бұрын
Love the Big Black tunes.
@ryujinn8531Ай бұрын
Last fragrance might be didy's personal favorite 🤣🤣
@breather8696 күн бұрын
1:12 never expected to hear planning for burial in a video about niche fragrances
@LikwitSwords3 күн бұрын
Thanks for the video. I was going to buy Oduer 71 but not going to anymore since it is mild
@cadaver733429 күн бұрын
Please tell me where u got a sample of inexcusable evil, I've been trying to get my hands on it for so long. Also please do a part two of this series, loved this video
@cadaver733429 күн бұрын
Also you should try the Orto Parisi line up
@agak22927 күн бұрын
You can probably find people selling decants on social media
@oliverriezebosАй бұрын
I’m very deep into niche fragrances, this is the type of stuff I wear daily. The art of underground perfumery is so beautiful, so interesting. My favorite type of perfume is animalic perfume (smell of animals like barnyard, fur, piss), it makes me realize how much I appreciate nature and how primal our sense of smell is
@beaner217Ай бұрын
You're the hoe repellent
@ti2809Ай бұрын
"look how deep i am smelling stinky! Look at me! Look how cultured smelling my dumpster filled with rotten meat makes me! I am peak culture! My bowel movements smell of resinous ouds and i feel enlightened smelling my fecal essence" T. you
@oliverriezebosАй бұрын
@@ti2809 oh look here we got another one that can’t accept that some ppl like more unconventional things 🫵 on a fashion channel too
@okimy3668Ай бұрын
I appreciate that you like the art, and want to show its many faces, but what you describe certainly is... a choice I guess. But as someone who had a flatmate that was into horses, I can't say I found that smell pleasant. And it didn't grow on me either
@oliverriezebosАй бұрын
@@ti2809oh look, someone else that can’t accept that some ppl like more unconventional things 🫵 on a fashion channel too
@DaturaCartАй бұрын
i genuinely love this video so much
@Jujyfruits20 күн бұрын
man, you didn't even try out Sombre by Strangers Perfumerie which has a reputation for being worse than all of these and has "vomit" among the listed notes.
@vivid559120 күн бұрын
i commented this exactly and clicked newest just to see this ahah, i second this
@Jujyfruits19 күн бұрын
@vivid5591 even the creator says he can't stomach that fragrance!
@RationallySkeptical23 күн бұрын
17:54 With that lead-in, I was expecting Joop!
@The_Cherokee_Gypsy16 күн бұрын
This was dope!!! Let’s do some more if you can!! I’m a die hard frag head, and this is such a wicked concept!!
@xshito-qu1wu22 күн бұрын
Beaufort London also makes tough ones, but they're kinda wearable i think.
@jordillo7778 күн бұрын
Now let's see you come back to these in a month ;-)
@mbsfashionАй бұрын
17:50 crazy sneak diss with the song choice 😭
@peacebone420Ай бұрын
Zoologist is a really good house.
@immanuelnona20 күн бұрын
Love this vid, Mag-neh-feek is how magnifieques is pronounced btw!
@the_CHAR_officialАй бұрын
I'm looking for a non synthetic replacement for CDG wonder wood. Anyone have some recommendations
@alyssaemiko3 күн бұрын
Try Ambilux by Marlou. My personal testimony: I’ve been into niche/indie fragrances for a while and when I first tried Secretions, it didn’t phase me. Ambilux, on the other hand, made my eyes start to water and my hair stand on end. It is SO bad.
@anaclaranascimentocoutinho882 күн бұрын
Have yall heard about granado? Its a perfumery from my country, brazil. I loooooove the extremely different perfumes that they have
@slnted8549Ай бұрын
Missed opportunity for Mississippi Medicine by DS Durga
@dailydriveasmrАй бұрын
you put me onto cdg concrete some time ago, I’d blind buy any fragrance you hype up 🐐
@antonimosanonimos89707 күн бұрын
Umbre it’s an slightly animalic coffee fragrance with warm resinous nuances and a bit of tobacco. So it a bit sweet on its drydown. I find it very easy to wear, very nice. It doesn’t smell like war or blood or bullets lol. But not today it’s inspired by the scene in the Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal Lecter tells Clarice: “You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today”. It’s daring but not as repulsive as it might seem. Kinda old school old lady fragrance. Secretions Magnifique is not that horrible. Just unwearable, smells very metallic, but milky and salty at the same time. Just a funny fragrance but nothing to wear.
@westonthehistorian2817Ай бұрын
Someone please tell me the names of all the songs used
@FishcakeАй бұрын
holy shit agriculture shirt!! best band I saw this year.
@tybagley1916 күн бұрын
Zoologist makes amazing colognes. Panda is great
@marecrisium950618 күн бұрын
You should try Tonerre by Beaufort London. That's a real challenging one, but I love it.
@sarahannferrigan2 сағат бұрын
I want a perfume that smells of freshly peeled parsnips.
@CarlAugustHermansen-fu4psАй бұрын
This would have been a perfect scent bird add
@franzhanz894525 күн бұрын
My favorite perfumer is Mr. Etat libre d'orange!
@manfredmarАй бұрын
Agriculture merch 👀
@jacobnoska344327 күн бұрын
Love the Agriculture shirt!!!!!
@ri18765 күн бұрын
now i just wanna find a fragrance that smells like the interior of your uncle's 1993 chevy Tahoe
@additional__detailsАй бұрын
You have to get your hands on slumberhouse, the ccp of fragrance.
@oliver21.26 күн бұрын
Yo wtf, reading Nuvolari I instantly thought of Tazio Nuvolari, crazy that it's actually inspired by races of him 😂
@therealMrMisantroopАй бұрын
SOMBRE by STRANGERS should be on that list. would probably be number 1 on your list :)
@INDIGO_BABY-xj5de5 күн бұрын
There is a perfume that s supposed to smell like a rotting corpse, in theory it would protect you in the walking dead universe It’s that bad
@ianroberts56838 күн бұрын
@05:08 any man who works around cars know the best men's car fragrance is simply 2 stroke premix and used motor oil directly on your skin
@freeastralrealm3102Ай бұрын
I wonder if Toskavat made this video
@TheMrjleezy10 күн бұрын
You have to try Sombre by Strangers Parfumerie. It puts everything here to shame. Smells like the cover of a Cannibal Corpse album.
@Randy_GentryАй бұрын
I don’t want to smell it but also strongly want to smell it at the same time.
@wxsp300Ай бұрын
Zoologist is inspired by the animals habitats, not by the animals themselves.
@riikonen18848 күн бұрын
Good music taste bro
@joelroberson402725 күн бұрын
Love this video
@sireggreenАй бұрын
banger vid
@rainking-jx9ewАй бұрын
Watched this while eating a banana for breakfast.. lost my appetite for the entire day. 💀
@xanderpromeoАй бұрын
Leave it to Bushwick hipsters to wear a Michelin Man frag! I’m dead!
@neurorot20 күн бұрын
Track list?
@beno5262 күн бұрын
The one before Dodo is Unwound - October All Over
@justsomeguy971320 күн бұрын
I need to buy all of these so I can try them myself 😂
@giovannecosta884119 күн бұрын
great video, pls drop the tracklist
@FraterIgniUmbra-ci7gvАй бұрын
Bro.. What's the track list? Some of them sound Hella good
@karstenkroeningАй бұрын
whiskey and wine- planning for a burial stones in focus-aphex twin the power of independent trucking- big black racer x- big black October all over- unwound medicine bottle- red house painters bite the bolster- ramleh hamburger lady- throbbing gristle orchards of a futile heaven- the body say it- tory lanex bite-prison religion
@evolet307920 күн бұрын
Best smelling metal head
@7nebroso539Ай бұрын
at least you will never be forgotten by wearing these fragances
@tonyjenssen41578 күн бұрын
You’ll make a heck of an impression on your employer when you are at a job interview.
@lukawalliКүн бұрын
A friend of mine recently got a sample of "Nekro Dellamorte" by Prin Lomros...along with "Sombre" (also by Lomros) probably the worst scent I've ever experienced. It smells like vomit, piss, death, among other stuff. Highly recommend 🤢
@PearlsratАй бұрын
Are you in the EU?
@lakevacmАй бұрын
Try some of these for us. Thanks 🙏
@Sylykyn19 күн бұрын
I'm working on a fragrance called Lighter, it smells like burnt hair.