TEXAS (in Real-Life!!!)

"What's so great about dumb ol' Texas?"
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EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
Anaiah Belk
Dungeony
Kevin Zhu
Kristian Hogg
Rehird Shan
CAST
Christian Jay as SpongeBob SquarePants
Alyssa Kaye as Sandy Cheeks
Jonathan Baker as Patrick Star
JT Cofer as Mr. Krabs
Zachary Dean Pricer as Squidward Tentacles
Jonathan Chase as the Snotty Fish
Katrina Chase as the Weeping Fish
Alyssa Hartley as Nancy Suzy Fish
Zack Specht as Fred
Anaiah Belk as Pearl
Kia Cofer as Mrs. Puff
Carson Curl as Frankie Billy
"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" CREATED BY
Stephen Hillenburg
DIRECTED & EDITED BY
Christian Jay
CINEMATOGRAPHY
Kaden Kerby
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR & SCRIPT SUPERVISOR
Kaden Kerby
ORIGINAL EPISODE WRITTEN BY
Sherm Cohen
Vincent Waller
David Fain
SCRIPT ADAPTED BY
Christian Jay
COSTUMES BASED OFF DESIGNS BY
David Zinn
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[@Brian_Bendito]

Patrick “Yeah, who needs dumb old Texas?” Sandy “ What did you just say?” Patrick” Should I start running now?”

[@giantswingallday7001]

What’s so great about Dumb old Texas? What did you say?! 😠 Texas is dumb? 😕 😂 😂

[@adamssirenadventures6574]

Sandy" Don't you dare take the name of texas in vain.

[@ritchypoteau9220]

You go, Squirrel!!

[@kelonpie]

As person born and raised in Texas, you make fun of our state best be ready to run

[@ponshugo9991]

@@adamssirenadventures6574 Can I Sandy that Texas has a wonderful culture ?

[@bobbyjayjohnson3460]

The fact that you took Gov. Abbott’s picture for the Texas segment for Patrick to call stupid and compare it to Texas was absolutely savage AF!

[@raineddrain1184]

Definitely sums up the shit that governor has been doing with Texas lately

[@revaslatts4301]

ROASTED!!!!

[@darthstarkiller1912]

@@revaslatts4301 Personally, I would've gone with Senator Cruz. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! 🤣

[@revaslatts4301]

@@darthstarkiller1912 SHOTS FIRED!!!! 😎

[@llcoolt468]

If I'm not mistaken, I think they live in Texas.

[@jhcranmer]

1:53 That was just too perfect how Jonathan perfected the scene where Patrick runs along Jellyfish Fields, then trips and falls.

[@alyssakaye8588]

It took everything not to laugh in that take.

[@DgardsGaming]

Yep

[@ChristianJay]

@Alyssa Kaye woah, Ms. Cheeks is in the house! But she's not wrong. That was one of our last shots at that location and it was a hard one to nail. But fun fact: that shot is actually perfectly in sync with the original episode! If you line up the scenes side by side, will SpongeBob say the surf's up bit, chase a jellyfish, and will Patrick trip all at the same time. There was no editing tricks on that shot, except to green screen the jellyfish into frame. We just somehow nailed the timing 😂

[@supereder7973]

​​@@ChristianJay you can do a video of karate choppers?

[@nikkimoxley2460]

@@ChristianJay hi

[@ponshugo9991]

Next time Christian, you hear someone speaking badly of Texas, you better advise that someone to start running from one furious squirrel 🐿

[@Jessie670]

This isn't a KZbin video, it's a reenactment that is absolute genius! I was laughing and smiling throughout the entire thing. All of you guys did a fantastic job!

[@ChristianJay]

So glad you got a kick out of all our work (:

[@Jessie670]

@@ChristianJay Are you kidding? You have more respect and love for Hillenburg's masterpiece than Nickelodeon ever will.

[@chrisd9906]

@@ChristianJay I got a kick out of all of your work too

[@ericdalhoff3507]

@@ChristianJay I love the actress you hired for Sandy. :)

[@naufalmEZa]

The whole project screams 2014s KZbin

[@revaslatts4301]

Patrick: What's so great about dumb ol' Texas? Sandy: Your free trial of life is officially expired.

[@ArazjaMorris]

LMFAO😂

[@Bradleywood.249]

Are you saying that sandy a bit of a computer hack

[@Gmk4667]

You are respecting Stephen Hillenburg more than Nickelodeon!

[@crispinbohannon7996]

Yeah this is what we needed and Nickelodeon can Slip the Peeeeeeel.

[@Animateitem99]

​@@crispinbohannon79966:53 how can she hear

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

As usual I bet Stephen Hillenburg would've loved how much work and passion y'all put into bringing his animation into the real world.

[@Dragons_Warrios500]

Man, Stephen Hillinburg Must Haveing Real Bad Day At Texas

[@thepunkkingkingofthederps7686]

Now I can't help but think that's the afterlife

[@musicwiggle22]

Nice lol

[@markhecimivic9480]

​@@musicwiggle22 I don't like Ur pfp it scares me

[@eidoneverchoosen1171]

9:03 always love the explosion part of this episode.

[@revaslatts4301]

The one playing Sandy has a beautiful voice. Also, I say my tearducts sprung another leak.

[@tyler6643]

I'm glad the Spongebob Live Action Videos are back! Always a enjoyable time!

[@ChristianJay]

Hopefully we can get the next one out before August/September. School is winding down so I'm hoping to have a little more free time in the summer!

[@tyler6643]

@@ChristianJay Fingers Cross man! I understand that School is kinda stopping you...but regardless, don't rush yourself!

[@lightningcloudvii8972]

@@ChristianJay Do you have an idea on your next episode?...hint hint tell me hint hint 😀

[@Animateitem99]

​@@lightningcloudvii89726:53 how can she hear?

[@Creativethinkingproductions]

I love the replacement wording for the helmet just got a leak 😂

[@GemSurge95]

I love how much emotion Spongebob shows when begging Sandy not to leave. Great acting!

[@asiago9266]

7:21 “texxASSSS” and 7:51 absolutely killed me That chase scene was also golden!

[@LuisMorales-dk8hk]

Guys, you are amazing, Christian, Jonathan, Alyssa and every single friend, partner of this production, you guys ROCK!!!🙌🏻 Greetings from Mexico

[@Ant-Man-dx4qf]

This is too good. You guys go to great lengths to make this as great as possible. Love It!

[@StardustSparkless]

I wonder what the people in the restaurant thought about you filming live in there lol. I loved this so much, and the chase scene was everything I wanted it to be!

[@ChristianJay]

We actually got several of the restaurant patrons to say "Howdy Y'all" with our cast! If you look close, you can see one guy turned around in his seat smiling and looking straight at the camera. It was a ton of fun lol

[@prehistorichero2755]

2:28 Wow, the human version of Sandy's tears are much more powerful than Alice from Alice in Wonderland that which she even flooded an entire area.

[@meta527II]

That was awesome! Especially the chase scene, and Sandy's acting!

[@M.W.K6996]

Definitely the best episode with Sandy Cheeks!

[@carlyskolnik296]

My best sandy ep is karate island which is also my fave of the series but this one’s amazing as well

[@mikeprado30]

@@carlyskolnik296 My favorite one with Sandy is Prehibernation Week. Hopefully Chris & Co. will be remaking it 😁

[@carlyskolnik296]

@@mikeprado30 cool choice

[@MxCartney_Lou]

Whoever who plays Sandy is beautiful and talented props to the casting

[@giantswingallday7001]

Finally!! This will definitely be worth the wait!!

[@ritchypoteau9220]

After all the waiting!!!

[@ChristianJay]

UPDATE: Our next remake will be F.U.N. Hey, guys! Our patreon supporters get to vote on which episode we remake next! If you wanna help decide which episode we bring to life, go and support us on Patreon HERE: www.patreon.com/ChristianJay

[@LPU2MS]

Im sorry but my device is low on memory so I can't vote on patreon but what I'm voting for is the camping episode btw I'm first

[@ericdalhoff3507]

You're back!! Alyssa Kaye as Sandy, GENIUS!

[@jennifergo4562]

Campfire episode pls

[@ThisUpdateSucks]

*Can’t wait for you guys to convince NASA for the space episode*

[@ericdalhoff3507]

@@ThisUpdateSucks Alyssa Kaye... That's a good choice.

[@creative_storms5595]

These remakes are so good ahh! The acting and the voices are spot on. I found this channel a couple of years ago and i’m so glad I did

[@emmabellagrande]

Good job! I'm so proud of everyone! Texas was one of my favorite episodes! It's true that was born in Fort Bragg, North Carolina and my parents and I moved to Texas when I was only 1! So I've lived in Texas almost my whole life. I also loved the episodes, Bubble Buddy, Pranks A Lot, Rock Bottom, The Splinter, Wormy, etc. there's too many to list! 🤣😂

[@ChristianJay]

We moved from Hawaii on my birthday after living on Hickam Air Force base for 8 years here. I've been stuck in Abilene ever since (so like 15 years in June) 😂

[@emmabellagrande]

@@ChristianJay I've been to Abilene! It's not far from Fort Worth!

[@shelby5897]

I love reminding my dad about this episode since he’s from Texas, he’s not quite as mad as sandy but pretty close 😂

[@ItsLauz-pk9sb]

I watch your SpongeBob stuff whenever it comes out because everything’s so accurate to the real episodes. Good job 👍

[@AreaEightyNine]

This is awesome 👏

[@D.T.W.]

Most iconic episode I've ever seen from you guys 😂

[@ponshugo9991]

Even Sandy’s song 🎶 makes the wolves 🐺 howls

[@helenaprudenciado4388]

Your rendition of Texas made me laugh out loud. I wish my friend would do that and I would play as Sandy. Love the Greg Abbot reference in the Texas segment for Patrick to call stupid.

[@Magiclove99Abby]

I agree.

[@ChristianJay]

I am honestly surprised that I haven't caught more flack for the Abbott joke. Glad to see those who recognized him think he's a total dingus too lol

[@helenaprudenciado4388]

@@ChristianJay No problem, I love your videos.

[@Magiclove99Abby]

@@ChristianJay The best part he is even from Texas.

[@AJsBusVideos]

Love your remakes C. Jay! Especially the Graveyard Shift remake and this one too! Bravo! I can't wait to see what's next! I would love to see either Can you spare a dime or The Camping episode

[@RainSennin_ismyAlt]

4:59 Did not expect him to do that but props for being as close as possible to the original

[@MysticWolfMagic]

It's awesome to see another one of these. I'll never get over how you guys use sound effects from the show. It makes it so much funnier. Also I love those jellyfish kites!

[@ChristianJay]

We're actually gonna post a tutorial on how to make one yourself on our patreon! Super fun little project. I've already got a few of them hanging around my house 😂

[@MysticWolfMagic]

@@ChristianJay That's awesome

[@zacharyrenn-kagamine5910]

I love to see the camping episode in a live action next 😁

[@citriosis]

Why does it feel like no one is talking about "I ain't cryin'! The aspect ratio sprung a leak!", whoever wrote that deserves a round of applause.

[@RemakeOfTaShawn2851]

The best awesome In Real Life Remake of the SpongeBob Episode Texas ever made! Also love the Johnathan Chase Cameo in this too. Definitely an "Eye for an Eye" type of scenario of when Johnathan collaborated with you on his SpongeBob In Real Life 10th Episode, SpongeBob Meets His Human Self! Really love this because of it! Not sure when you two will do it again in the future, but I do know that the both of you will make a great team after everything thus far. Good & Amazing Work, Christian. Good Luck to you both on here & in real life, plus even hope to see another episode & next remade in real life soon!

[@Dragons_Warrios500]

Carl Johnson: Ah Shoot Here we Go Agian With A Texas Episode😂🤣

[@jangospencer3906]

This is so awesome! 🤩 This is truly fantastic! 😄 8:10 Love this part! 😃

[@edwardramirez96]

You guys did it again. I appreciate you’ve brought the SpongeBob Episode to live. The Director Stephen Hillenburg would be proud.

[@l00neyserg51]

I love how these remakes do nothing but improve from the last remake with new video features.

[@spongeycraftstudios4371]

9:23 that edit was smoother than butter

[@matthewobrien6618]

The "Texas" remake is absolutely amazing! It may have taken quite a WHILE, but I believe it was worth the wait! Awesome work as always! Also, if we're allowed to vote on the next remake just by commenting, my two favorite ones out of the four options are "The Camping Episode" and "One Krabs Trash". It would be appropriate for you to do the camping one in the late Spring or early Summer, and you could do the trash one for when J.T. Cofer has a bunch of free time.

[@ChristianJay]

So glad you enjoyed the video! Our patreon supporters get to vote on which episode we remake, but those options are pulled from what we see people have commented on other videos

[@themaskedshadefrom_memasik123]

It's like Ming Lee (Red Panda) chasing Mei and Ratchet in their giant red panda forms trying to get to the 4TOWN Battle Arena in Toronto.

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

It's so great to see your wonderful work is continuing to this day, and it just keeps getting better and better! Seriously, the acting and editing has improved so much, I LOVE IT!

[@ChristianJay]

Each video is a huge learning experience, especially this one! It was the first video where we really got to dive deep into premiere pro. Our first premiere video was our Spider-Man: No Way Home parody, but that was nowhere near the level of editing insanity as this one 😂

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

@@ChristianJay I remember you really tried to copy the episodes shot-for-shot at first. This one is somewhat the same but you made all the right choices in how you changed certain parts. The gag with the picture was really clever.

[@ChristianJay]

Yeah, some things we can nail and then there's just some wacky cartoon bit that we gotta get really clever with and figure out how to bring it to life in a fun and creative way! Its daunting at first, but figuring out the solution is pretty fun!

[@vanessasandoval96]

@@ChristianJay why don’t make the camping episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in this summer of June or July and most of you can make the campfire 🔥 song 🎧 and there is going to be a real life bear 🐻

[@foxbomber5]

Man, you guys make a bad day great. Thanks for another fantastic episode 👏 👏👏

[@ChristianJay]

Glad we could pull through (:

[@sofianavarrete3268]

YOU DID AMAZING RECORATING THE SPONGBOB SQURE PANTS EBISODE TEXAS

[@artisticalex1206]

Great job! Been waiting forever for another spongebob reenactment. I love how you made the woman who played Sandy sing and cry in where water came up like how it did in her helmet. Gotta say the girl playing her is a good singer. You think you could do Squeaky Boots, Pre Hibernation Week or Nature Pants?

[@erickbuckner4485]

Can you do those 3 episodes?

[@artisticalex1206]

@@erickbuckner4485 I have a lot to do in my life so I can't.

[@Britney_Ramirez21]

I swear every episode is a perfect gem 💛

[@yuliotchannel2978]

Sorry but i'm a bit disappointed Corban isn't acting as Squidward☹️ He's the most suitable so far! I hope in the next episode Corban will act as Squidward. Again 🙏 but overall this episode is good.

[@do-not-subscribe]

He moved, but we should give the new guy a chance.

[@yuliotchannel2978]

@@do-not-subscribe but new one not look amazing as Squidward ..

[@do-not-subscribe]

@@yuliotchannel2978 Maybe not, but it is what it is. I think he does a good job at portraying Squidward.

[@NiPyinhere]

You guys did an amazing job on this Spongebob remake. Also thanks for featuring my fanart. 👍

[@Deadgodfile1]

Can’t wait for the next one, I love what you guys are doing with classic SpongeBob.

[@megansutton9699]

01:30 He nails the Patrick voice

[@gadgettherobotstudios6055]

I loved the Girl Playing as Sandy, she sang pretty good ✌🏻

[@ultimateneek530]

The Aspect Ratio sprung a leak! Best line I ever heard!

[@entertainmentlife430]

Omg! So excited. One of these hasn't come out in FOREVER

[@littlelion5013]

She killed that song

[@everardogarcia8084]

I'm so glad you did this episode! This is actually my favorite episode of SpongeBob and I'm from Texas too XD. Thank you Christianjay! You and your friends are amazing! Keep up the great work!

[@kelonpie]

7:50 bruh.....I am dead!😭😆😝

[@t.m.writer1877]

🤣🤣🤣 OMG! This video really made me laugh a lot

[@kylecameron1230]

"Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!" - Sandy

[@MrGlittergirl554]

Awesome episode reanactment and that just goes to show you how you should never mess with Texas Stephan hillenburg would be so proud of you guys may he rip and keep up with these SpongeBob reanactments they are my favorite videos on this channel and you make the cutest SpongeBob I have ever seen

[@albedoconcaredben10]

I want the camping episode.

[@shycher8146]

Wow you guys did a Fantastic job. Christian Jay you play Great as Spongebob. This is the best Spongebob Texas episode, I really love it.

[@HackGameX294]

The improvising in this episode is beautiful.

[@jackver2006]

I think this is your best one out of all. Super amazing job on this, I really loved this remake. You guys should do As Seen on TV episode of Spongebob next, I think with your skills and talents, you can make that episode superior too. Keep up the good work!! 😀👍.

[@jgameruav3420]

8:37 - (🔥🔥🔥🔥 & 😅😅😅😅)

[@okhayden741]

Pretty late but this is outstanding. When I started watch your vids a few years back I was impressed, but man how far you’ve come. The acting, editing, cinematography. All just phenomenal. Stephen Hillenburg would be proud :)

[@DragnBoi65]

I really enjoyed this one. It was definitely worth the wait. I just love how much work you guys put into your videos. Keep up the great work. ^^

[@carlyskolnik296]

Same

[@idkanymore267]

This is the best long wait remake I've ever seen 2:43 is literally what im feeling about this remake i hope next will be one krabs trash.

[@davidmoreira8191]

5:31 That never gets old

[@t-nator8333]

Me: Sure boss, I can work some overtime this weekend. Also me 10 minutes after arriving: 3:56

[@sherynacosu2363]

You should consider the time to upload the video, because in Asia it's past midnight to watch😭

[@ChristianJay]

Checking out our new video?... at night! (:

[@sugarbxnny741]

I LOVE IT

[@ChristianJay]

I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE IT!!!

[@l00neyserg51]

Best remake ever. Got so many laughs out of this, thank you.

[@carlyskolnik296]

Same

[@9386AliG]

The chase scene was the best.

[@carlyskolnik296]

@@9386AliG agreed

[@RayD-TCG]

This was the best remake I've ever seen!

[@MrXslim]

That Was Awesome 👏🏾

[@ChristianJay]

*you're* awesome-er

[@lukeschmidt7136]

Would you believe that this was uploaded the exact day I got home after a trip to Texas?

[@ChristianJay]

I had it all planned out 😉🤣

[@actuandoandoconandy6237]

9:00 esa parte me mata de risa, encerio estos KZbinrs se lucieron, buen trabajo 👍

[@_vka_]

you really killed the spongebob part, keep doing what you do 💪

[@MidnightRose.]

Everyone give this man and all the actors a round of applause! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Victorgaming-mn2zc]

Fun

[@juankeen1219]

More like A around of I don't give a FUCK

[@ChristianJay]

@@juankeen1219 You gave enough to comment, which in turn pushes engagement for this video, spreading its reach to new and potential viewers, which only gives my channel more traffic, therefore leading to more ad revenue, which means I can make more videos that essentially leave room for comments like yours to claim how they "don't give a fuck" which finally just kickstarts the entire cycle all over again, only benefiting my channel in the end. That's quite a big fuck to give, Juan, and I thank you for it 💛

[@juankeen1219]

@@ChristianJay I am so sorry about that I love ur guys videos my little brother took my phone I had no I idea Till I saw this comment again very sorry

[@MidnightRose.]

@@ChristianJay r/murderedbywords Goddamn! 😂

[@sofianavarrete3268]

THE FUNNY PART IS WHEN E.H.K. CRYED THEN HANDS IN FISTS THEN HIT THE MACHINE WHERE HE WORKS

[@revaslatts4301]

You mean Mister Krabs?

[@d.h.lightningbolt4982]

This was really awesome, Christian! Totally worth the wait! You all did a really awesome job on it!

[@ponshugo9991]

I wonder how you guys created that jellyfish. Excellent episode, BTW

[@rae-raetheturtledemon.]

🎵 *The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb old stupid Texas.* 🎵😁

[@sofianavarrete3268]

WOW IM AM IN SHOCKED THAT SANDY CHEEKS CAN SING

[@sadhbhcorr942]

This is awesome and your team are so talented. You guys are hilarious and these episode are fun to watch. They are so nostalgic as well. I think next time you should do remake The Camping Episode because that's one fan favourite episode. But, I will enjoy which ever you do.

[@SeedotOrg]

Another masterpiece, pls more ❤️

[@autumngabel22]

SpongeBob: "Patrick, your genius is showing" Patrick: "Where?" 😅 This part gets me every time. It's hilarious... 😅

[@trevorcolby532]

11:37 Who needs dumb old Texas?

[@hopefranfam]

The Greg Abbot joke was great 😂

[@Janglin123]

I've been waiting for another SpongeBob remake. This was very good. 🙂 Better be careful what you say about Texas. 😊

[@MrWweytnafan]

Best episode you ever made Chris Jay my man!!!!! I Love Miss Alyssa Kaye since the episode “Christmas who?” Now she played One Of the most funniest episodes Of the first season and song a iconic song 🥲 🐿 hope is not the last time we see Of Sandy Cheeks maybe in the episode “Muscle Bob Buff pants” or “karate choppers” or “sandy’s Rocket” 🤩 And Jonathan still the Best Patrick ever played and the effects just like the actual episode and some improvements on someones I Will Watch It over and over until the next One appears 🥹 Congratulations on another succesful episode you guys greetings from Tijuana, Mexico 🇲🇽 hope consider my suggestions 🤗

[@ConquestOfJustice]

The production is absolutely fantastic and you can tell a lot of love went into this. Keep up the fantastic work, you’ve earned a new subscriber!

[@ChristianJay]

So glad to have you a part of the JayGang! 😁

[@ceruleanwalker1069]

This team is excellent.

[@audrypartida11]

Christian Jay, I really Like when you do real life Spongebob Squarepants Episodes. They make my day feel brighter and happier! Thank You!!!👍❤️ And I Love this episode that you did, Really Great Job. Yay for making one with Sandy!!!👍💗🌊🐿 (I would LOVE to see you do “The Camping Episode”,and “I had an Accident” cause I Love those episodes👍❤️)

[@johnmalish188]

Love the Greg Abbott reference!

[@johnmalish188]

I live near Santa Cruz, CA and there's the Boardwalk next to the ocean. That'd be perfect if you were gonna do an episode featuring Gloveworld....

[@revaslatts4301]

Patrick calling him stupid was hilarious.

[@maxhemenway]

6:49 Patrick “Yeah, who needs dumb old Texas?” Sandy “ What did you just say?” Patrick” Should I start running now?”

[@masonyoung7834]

I live in Texas