[TF2] Bad Weapon Academy: Ullapool Caber

[@fishstickonastick-gaming]

OK a correction needs to be made here. I say in the video that the 55 base damage and 83 explosion damage adds up to 123. I honestly don’t even know how I fucked that up, I wasn’t even sleep deprived when I wrote that. That actually puts the theoretical damage at 138, which honestly just confuses me as it should one shot light classes if that’s the case, and apparently sometimes it does? This thing is horribly inconsistent so I hope you can forgive me for making these mistakes, I wrote it based on my experience more than the actual Wiki stats.

[@CoDWikiTMOI]

From my experience I can usually kill snipers or scouts in a shot if I can get to them

[@e2b265]

I’ve never one shotted a light class while knowing they have full health.

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

The caber extra balancing:make it crits on blast jumping. First explosion will mini crits instead of crit

[@thedotgiver2820]

.

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

@@thedotgiver2820 helo dot giver

[@elsgare8485]

Don't be silly, clowns aren't rea- "Don't kick the hacker, we need him"

[@mistasfavouritememory2966]

who the fuck says clowns aren’t real

[@elsgare8485]

@@mistasfavouritememory2966 ur mom

[@ezukielnowy8886]

Dayum

[@elsgare8485]

got'em

[@Solarballs77]

@@elsgare8485 lmao

[@WEndro333]

Ullapool's taunt not doing damage pisses me off so much.

[@scarymeunster9095]

I know. It feels _SO obvious._

[@imbasing]

ullapieneneness S S

[@maxmuller8633]

ALLAHPOOL!!!!

[@snowy2619]

Max Müller 😐🤨

[@maxmuller8633]

@@snowy2619 Suicide bombing poor enemy sniper is fun.

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

"Dont kick the hacker we need him" -Antlers,the art of war

[@boobgoogler]

dino nuggies guy

[@jonathanmckarlison1203]

Frogue

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

[REDACTED]

[@typhus6427]

Time stamp plz

[@therat2426]

@@typhus6427 0:42

[@davidmadiar3928]

If the caber had reliable hits and could be replenished with a large ammo pack I'd use it all the time

[@олегпетухов-п6р]

Engines would disapprove...

[@snickersmyknickers5120]

Engine

[@Canukles]

Yeah you'd make the caber the most hated weapon of every engie main, it's bad enough when a sticky jumping demo stumbles over one in setup on their way to spam into spawn

[@davidmadiar3928]

Well it does need to be refilled with something other than the ammo box

[@APerson-ws4cw]

making it rechargable with ammo crates seems justified imo, though if it could do that maybe just make it unusable as a melee when not charged to compensate

[@bananabread3360]

"And heavy is doing what I can only assume is regurgitating his sandwich and eating it again" Wrong. the heavy has a tiny scout in his pouch which makes him sandwiches when he runs out

[@D8W2P4]

"Wrong. the heavy has a tiny scout's mom in his pouch which makes him sandwiches when he runs out" FTFY

[@vivelespatat2670]

@gamer the general randomness in the TF2 universe doesn't like this

[@charliegreco616]

Pretty sure it's a mini medic, how else does the sandwich heal bullet wounds

[@bananabread3360]

​@@charliegreco616 so, a pocket medic?

[@jargozle5393]

@gamer Maybe but what if its a living sandvich which has high regenerative factor.

[@Plant_btw]

The thing I want to see is a 100% chance to do 125 damage, be able to recharge the caber by picking up a large ammo packs, and I _really_ want it to taunt kill

[@schavi3526]

Yeah, maybe even make a recharge time, like the razorback. Make the crits always be minicrits random crits tauntkill reduced self damage and incresed damage overall.

[@Newbmann]

Honestly you also should probably be able to surf your own explosion to some extent instead of just getting sent upwards so you could potentially use it as a risky escape option.

[@johnnybofficial]

Okay 100% chance to do 125 damage but make it to where it makes demo juuust slow enough (with shield) to not be able to chase down a scout running away. Otherwise it would pretty much be a hard scout counter

[@Newbmann]

@@johnnybofficial let's face if a scout gets hit by a player CHARGING IN A STRAIGHT LINE he should die since we'll he will die now anyway due to crits assuming there hot using the tide turner.

[@Newbmann]

@Jo Hail uh just make it so the taunt does damage it allready has a animation that would make sense.

[@thonker7848]

0:42 “dont kick the hacker we need him” Seriously man?

[@primordialsun]

At least he's honest. He knows he can't win without cheating.

[@GhostofFarta]

My casual teams suck so bad we'd fail to kick the bot and end up losing anyway because nobody did the objective

[@l0nkzolda202]

That's low. . .

[@TheSleeplessSleeperAgent]

My therapist: "people aren't that stupid" Antlers: "don't kick the hacker, we need him" My therapist: "I stand corrected"

[@yobber757]

their hackers in a million pieces he got cabered

[@SlurpyTheDog]

“Antler”, (someone from the intro) says the following 3 things. “No cause imma boss” “And you a fat.” “Don’t kick the hacker we need him.”

[@353-d8o]

And a guy called government did 9/11 said I'm just big bonored that server is ass and filled with retards

[@Spubbily01]

He's speaking the language of gods.

[@underkanal3656]

@@353-d8o " *I'm not fat,i'm just big boned* "

[@medicindisquise4271]

Everyones talking about Antlers but I'm unreasonably miffed at APersonYouMetOnline throwing shade on his perfect caber kill by saying it was a random crit when caber doesn't even random crit 14:30

[@Anonymous-73]

🤡

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

He is a clown, just the fact he is running soldier with a pocket medic should tell us that.

[@shaynehughes6645]

Does he know? 😳

[@purplepenguin4315]

16:10 "I know he's not that drunk" demoman is so drunk he killed bloodsucking robots with alcohol poisoning

[@lebird1559]

WITHOUT ALCHAHOL

[@acidwizzardbastard]

Not just alcohol poisoning - Demo is so drunk that his blood _is_ alcohol.

[@THECAKEISTALKING]

Im sorry, but I absolutely need to see this for myself, do you know of where this is from?

[@itscznben8728]

when does it say they suck blood?

[@williamfiore7545]

lmao did Fish forget that Demo's body became a distillery? his blood literally fermented into alcohol, and when a bunch of weird bowl lookin ass robots stuck their needles into h to take his blood, they, just as you said, died of alcohol poisoning, because they sucked up so much drunk liquid blood

[@juckya9660]

Antlers: "Don't kick the hacker we need him"

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

He's basically asking to get kicked too. If I were on his team, I'd kick him first.

[@bonzai8664]

I hate people like him, even when loosing you always kick the bot

[@g44tts12]

Im pretty sure they are joking

[@xx_lunchmeat_xx752]

kick him 1:out of the game 2:in the painis

[@xavibun]

On ctf of all gamemodes too.

[@dolsimon]

"The fuck this guy in particular stick" Thank you for this beautiful quote!

[@chinthescrew4907]

10:05

[@r10101]

0:42 It is painful to know there are people like that in the chat. 14:40 ...damn, the Caber really is that forgotten.

[@rattle_me_bones]

I was just about to comment about that Galoomba in 0:42. What a trashcan.

[@commanderboom2626]

People who don’t kick hackers and bots deserve to be banned (temporary, maybe a few weeks?) and have their backpacks deleted. They are pure and utter trash and it’s worse when there is a team of them.

[@potahtwah9591]

Nothing was worse than when we had an irc bot, and 4 people of my 7 player team refused to kick it.

[@jagermantis]

I hope that guy gets cancer

[@Anonymations]

Jesus, calm down everyone

[@dragonheart1236]

11:06 so wait..... You're telling me, the wooden shield with the big spike on it, does less bash damage, and the full metal shield does less defense? What!?

[@willywillington9252]

that's TF2 for ya

[@godofportal5905]

yeah you do more damage bonking someone with a circle then charging into a player with a metal spike

[@-RandomStranger-]

Im late, but you can actually choose for your splendid screen to have a spike on it as a cosmetic feature

[@rodrigatorx2266]

The one called the "Chargin Targe" is worse at chargin, and the one called the "Splendid Screen", is less tanky. Name and appearance very much does not line up with the effect

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"He's not that drunk." You underestimate the Demoman's drunkenness. This mistake will cost you your life.

[@SomeCleanTrash]

The caber in a nutshell: Before: "This weapon is too OP, pls nerf it" After: "This weapon is shit, pls fix it"

[@jaderabbit898]

There's only two ways with Valve. Go OP or go no P.

[@luckysayshmm]

It was a good weapon before the nerf

[@windowsxseven]

The community has succeeded in its goal of getting all weapons balanced equallly. Equally shit

[@raito6689]

@@luckysayshmm Should have just nerf the crit to mini crit. That thing is destructive.

[@tgoas9142]

@@raito6689 The reason it was OP wasn't because it did crits. It was because it did 150 damage in 1 shot, so you could instakill medics. The only real use it saw was with the sticky jumper, so it didn't matter that it did critical hits.

[@masterzoroark6664]

So As a relatively veteran sniper I too miss the days when Kaber was a sniper terrorizer. It was the cold shower for all the new snipers to teach them to pay attention. Akkin to spies, but counterable only by being aware of your surroundings

[@wiggle143]

This is some really good insite tbh

[@korhol2065]

It was harsh but manageable

[@ThatBox_]

This. I remember my first 50 hours learning to unscope on 2fort as soon as I saw the cyclops set two stickies down from around the corner.

[@codman09]

change name

[@pizzeria_mayhem8736]

You know TF2 is a chaotic game when people don't pay attention to the flying demoman with a WW2-era grenade in his hand with the intent to beat you with it

[@alexlokanin3312]

"dont kick the hacker we need him" wow, Antlers, that is just low

[@jakman8515]

Yeah kick antler first then kick the bot

[@thaiangquoc9505]

Nah keep him then bully him over and over and over

[@timtaylor8577]

"I hate random crits" -APersonYouMetOnline after dying to caber

[@Nadex995]

>"unreliable suicide bomber" >looks at loadout lmao

[@Shaun_Jones]

I wasn’t paying attention to the loadout, he’s using the old culturally insensitive demoknight, isn’t he?

[@CAMSLAYER13]

Its even better on a full moon when you can have the plane cosmetic as well

[@PedroThePanda64]

Inshallah the payload will be delivered

[@snooze2699]

@@CAMSLAYER13 that sounds like a threat.

[@azurabbit12]

Ew, yikes

[@Anonymous-73]

It would be cool if the Ullapool was 1: able to naturally come back after a certain amount of time 2: buffed with substantial knockback

[@MurdokEXTRA]

1 - that or if you could have a spare caber for a second hit.

[@azerithboxxed4339]

I love how the bots went from: “oh they are going to kill tf2” to “haha funnie caber go boom and cheater die”

[@largeoctahedron]

Well, it’s 2021, and they’re back to killing the game.

[@epicguy228]

@@largeoctahedron That's because there aren't enough Caberknights.

[@ariesthefool]

@@largeoctahedron nah their pissing people off but other then that you can just join a community server and boom problem pretty much solved. at this point nothing short of valve removing the game from the store front is likely to kill the game and even then I bet another version of it would take its place anyways. anyone trying to stir up a riot by claiming a game is dead when it clearly isn't if you just join a community server decent enough to have anti cheat enabled or mods not brain dead and even if one cheater does show up so long as the mods ban them fast enough its not gonna really matter. In truth I sort of wish TF2 would die because that would force the cheaters to find something else to ruin with their lives because its painfully clear that unless valve actually does something for once there is going to be a guy in 2026 going "the hackers are killing TF2! no really this time!".

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@@ariesthefool community server auto aim snipers: am i a joke to you?

[@boomeronet7888]

The general quality of the bots is decreasing making them straight up miss multiple shots in a row which is nice because now we can actually fight them without having to drop everything and go vac medic with a pocket

[@aidanhuffman1869]

I like that these are coming out fast, but please don’t overwork yourself. I saw your post about paying your rent, sorry man :/

[@loreleiflare7388]

They're doing a good job in putting out steady content, but I think they'd be smart to stick to once a week now at most, so they can establish a steady, sustainable presence without hurting themselves!

[@phdincardiology]

Also KZbin isn't a good option for income, with all that and this copyright stuff its very inconsistent.

[@loreleiflare7388]

@@phdincardiology Video games are easier to work with than film and TV shows, and Patreon can work for some people. If you want supplemental income through vidmaking, or want to do freelance videos, it's really the only place to start out.

[@mathieu3318]

if he needs money then he just didnt have to buy expensive shit on tf2

[@loreleiflare7388]

@@mathieu3318 People in financial straits are still allowed to buy themselves nice things from time to time, jeez.

[@alchoholicape9269]

"Dont kick the hacker we need him"

[@theBrid-gv8je]

:(

[@Seasmus99]

:(

[@avonheart]

:(

[@bruhitsdave7957]

:)

[@theBrid-gv8je]

@10_p9 thank you

[@readuth1488]

I once saw a Caber Knight on Hightower get 30 killstreak. Truly a god amongst men.

[@codered6086]

Exactly

[@scooble_]

How 2 use caber: switch to eyelander for your own sanity.

[@jeannienorris8512]

lmao

[@Xhepyxopila]

me when no eyelander :( ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⠉⠛⠉⢉⡙⠋⠝⠋⠉⠉⣉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠡⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠠⡀⠀⠀⠐⠆⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⣶⣾⣷⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⡶⣶⡄⠠⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡾⣿⣿⣿⠁⣾⣷⠀⡀⣰⢿⣿⣿⡏⢑⡽⡆⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠸⡃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠀⡄⢿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠙⢎⣛⣛⣋⠾⢃⡼⢡⠈⢦⣙⡿⠛⣫⠜⢁⢤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠑⠂⠤⠀⠤⠔⠉⡇⠈⠈⠢⠤⠉⠩⠤⠐⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⡇⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⠀⣤⠀⠀⠈⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡆⢰⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢄⣿⡏⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⠉⢹⣿⡠⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⢿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢿⣿⣧⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣜⠛⠛⢛⣛⢹⣾⣯⣗⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

[@mewmew8932]

WE DON'T NEED SANITY, WHERE WE'RE GOING

[@scooble_]

@@mewmew8932 Least unhinged TF2 player

[@chungaplea3323]

2024 fish would argue for the Persian persuader

[@titanlord9267]

Fun Fact: Sentry Busters use the Caber, as they are just a caber demo with more health, and they can also taunt, using the Demoman's movements while doing them

[@mistershadier8577]

Hey Fish it’s great watching your TF2 content coming from someone who found you through your creepypasta stuff great watching you

[@mistershadier8577]

Daniel Smith it’s good mostly reviews and a few TF2 streams

[@jp5834]

HOLD UP WAIT HE'S THE MARIO KART GUY?!?!?! I'VE BEEN SUBBED TO CREEPY FOR MONTHS AND NEVER KNEW THIS WAS HIM jesus dude holy crap. Subbed to creepy, joined his discord, found this channel later... holy crap man

[@mistershadier8577]

JP Mario Kart Guy? No he’s just Fish Stick on a Stick check the Channels on his Channel it has his original Creepypasta one

[@jp5834]

@@mistershadier8577 oh no yeah i was thinking of creepy produce lmao. Yeah im a dumbass. This is the guy i was thinking of kzbin.info/door/cRvRNQbilb8-ERPKpHaMFg

[@mistershadier8577]

JP oh thanks

[@RTheStoryteller7]

"Unreliable Suicide Bomber" is probably the worst title you can get out of context

[@themaddoctor1741]

Wasn’t there a puppet who’s story was that? Akmad or something like that

[@VitZ9]

​@@themaddoctor1741 You mean that guy with the ventriloquist puppets?

[@yazidefirenze]

@@themaddoctor1741 Jeff Dunham. And it’s Achmed the Dead Terrorist. The catchphrase of “Silence! I kill you!”

[@silentdebugger]

10:59 "wait is that the real fsoas" "no"

[@Rexvivor]

soo, basically, a demospy, don't let them know you're there, have them distracted, you need to sneak up to them, and no guaranteed kills

[@epicguy228]

That or what I like to call "I plan on dying tonight, how about you." The name is self-explanatory.

[@thaiangquoc9505]

Then run all the way back to resupply just for the damn caber

[@erikemmanuellopezchavarria7020]

I”I think hes not THAT drunk” *Killed robots because of all the booze on his veins*

[@spartanwar1185]

He is the scottish embodiment of "drunk"

[@sethleoric2598]

His body produces it's own alcohol

[@concorde837]

Man, tf2 lore sure is spicy

[@cynicalskeet3398]

*went into a delusional coma once people started making him drink water instead of booze*

[@cyceryx]

@@sethleoric2598 literally, in the comments his organs are a literal distillery

[@Holenpense]

I don’t know if it’s just me or not but I think every single weapon in tf2 is either good,broken,or a total meme edit:Or maybe a nvm only(Also I don’t think the shortstop and the Darwin’s shield are weak,they are just not too good)

[@soupedcan3532]

@You are Heavy Weapons Guy, and I am your weapon. Gas passer is technically broken

[@Jeush]

@You are Heavy Weapons Guy, and I am your weapon. yeah, something that breaks mvm, but is a joke otherwise

[@cookie-qb6mu]

idk man the ambi is pretty bad lol

[@RadshyguyRadish]

Bison, sandman, fan-o-war, gas passer, darwin's danger shield, base jumper, gas passer, eviction notice, and the red tape recorder are some good examples of weapons that are just unusable garbage that aren't even funny imo.

[@michaelzhang7098]

Meme Man I’m a heavy main and I think that the ambi is good if you have good aim, if you can reliably hit headshots it’s genuinely broken.

[@Shadrio]

A cool, aesthetic thing they could do is that if they ever implement a recharge meter for the caber is that the Demoman replaces the original explosives with a pipe from whatever primary he has equipped and tape. No added benefits depending on the primary he has equipped, just something that could explain why the explosive melee is back.

[@cubicengineering4715]

That is an absolutely brilliant idea. The only question is what to do when you've got the booties equiped. I think a landmine would probably be fitting.

[@itscznben8728]

@@cubicengineering4715 he has grenades on his model

[@sud1881]

@@itscznben8728you could even make the caber draw 1 ammo from your grenade launcher and if you have the booties then you can’t refill the grenades you take off your model

[@skinwalker69420]

​@@sud1881ok compromise: you can refill ammo for it, you just need to pick up another explosive weapon off the ground (rocket launcher, sticky launcher, etc) to refill it and only when it's charged up

[@Engiepie]

15:26 I fucking died laughing at this picture its just too real

[@JohnDoe-pb3xn]

The engi holding a pistol to his forehead and the demo’s smile makes it hilarious.

[@beknown63]

“Don’t kick the hacker we need him”

[@yuddpudd]

Honestly I fucking hate people like that

[@lok4890]

@@yuddpudd he was probably joking.

[@robloxfan4305]

@@lok4890 i don't think he was joking

[@CarlMax001]

Can I get a timestamp?

[@darknessdarkrai4549]

Time stamp?

[@jacob5169]

"Let me festivize it!" If you eventually make shirts, this should be one of them.

[@ghoulofmetal]

"the fuck this guy in particular stick" is such an amazing line.

[@vorpalweapon4814]

The caber can actually still one shot light classes, you just need to crouch on the ground while swinging it to get the oneshot.

[@fishenthusiast603]

I absolutely love the door stuck reference. I was watching it like an hour before watching this video and a smile appeared on my face immediately

[@Moss_Dude]

When I land a caber hit, I'm satisfied as long as somebody dies. That includes me.

[@vivelespatat2670]

You masochist.

[@epicguy228]

That is how you use the Caber. There is no exception.

[@masterzoroark6664]

That is a mentality of a 40k ork tbh

[@Moss_Dude]

@@masterzoroark6664 No idea what that means but I 100% agree with you. I was playing Caberknight yesterday as a matter of fact! Instakilled 2 heavies!

[@sansthesumorai3295]

yeah same also what is a caber

[@Mortarion32]

When i was new to tf2 i tried to taunt kill a demo crouching on degroot keep i kept pressing G more than 5 times and repositioned myself to hit him properly, I still do remember it.

[@thebigbagel7798]

I still use the caber to terries snipers so when it doesn't work i just whip out the pipe launcher.

[@rancid7182]

If u have a friend ask him to fire a scorch shot or two so u don't do enough damage for them to run away. Then sticky jump and caber it's so fun.

[@Fatsaver]

Old Caber with crits: 300 damage. ''Nerfed'' Caber with crits: 390 damage.

[@bennyoc714]

10:05 “The fuck this guy in particular stick” I fucking died Lmao

[@AGenericAlias]

0:36 The virgin myg0t bot vs the giga-chad caberknight

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Vs Wizard Pan fanatic

[@anudee7142]

antlers: "Don't kick the hacker we need him" us: why are we still here just to suffer

[@mvl666_darkrio]

0:41 "Don't kick the hacker we need him." *Hacker is dead*

[@theworsttf2player643]

Antlers: Dont kick the hacker we need him Me: _Y o u ' r e A D i s g r a c e T o T h e U n i f o r m_

[@konsuno8143]

"dont kick the hacker we need him" i love the chat sometimes

[@hipposeducer28]

"bad weapon academy" solar light with 100 kill streak: allow me to introduce myself

[@TCTphantom]

Snipers: Nooo!! You can’t just sticky jump and make my life hard!!! Pre gunmettle Demo: Haha caber go burrrrr

[@Newbmann]

Ha cannon go BOOM

[@ghostrider4109]

1:34 that nostalgia critic joke actually funny to me

[@1992jkwj]

"dont kick the hacker we need him" im actually speechless

[@cowboycurtis4944]

Holy shit, that Nostalgia Critic joke was perfect. I lol'd

[@sosecherofsky7985]

Ive been telling people fish sent me all week, I love spotting opportunities to charge into lone soldiers and demo's for an instakill.

[@thesupremepotato7850]

"**DEAD** Antlers : dont kick the hacker we need him"

[@Kmn483]

There are two things this weapon lacks, reason to use it, and consistency. Lets fix that. New stats: Explodes on first hit Recharges after 15 seconds Deals 50 self-damage on explosion (Slightly down from 52-56) -15% damage (Hidden passive from live) 20% slower firing speed (Same as live) This weapon deploys 50% slower (Down from 100%) Mini-crits instead of random critical hits (Instead of completely disabling random crits) While these are major buffs... it's still worse than stock bottle usually, but retains that powerful first hit and gets it back every 15s. Here's the break down: Base dmg is 130 on explosion/55 otherwise, vs 65 stock. And a minicrit on busted deals 74, far below stock crit 195. (-61.5 dmg less on average after first hit, based off 30% crit rate) A minicrit explosion would do slightly less damage than a regular crit on stock. (185 vs 195) This gives it the one niche that on average, the first hit deals an extra 65 dmg on non-crit but -10 on (mini)crit. (42.5 more dmg on first hit on average) The biggest perk of this weapon is the ability to 1-shot shield bash crit an over-healed heavy (which is currently in live, but requires going all the way back to spawn to get back) at the cost of 50 hp, a 15 second recharge, 20% slower attackspeed, and -62 less dmg avg subsequently, most notably not being able to 2-hit light classes w/o crit. Outside shield bash its 130 dmg hits can 1 shot light classes w/o crit, at the cost of 50 hp though, 15s recharge, 20% slower attackspeed, and not being able to 2-hit light classes w/o crit. So what do you think? Plenty of drawbacks, but its first hit packs a punch. Viable among knights and normal for two different reasons.

[@353-d8o]

So you can 1 shot 90% of classes in the game and just wait 15 seconds between valve hire this guy

[@Hankstone11]

11:02 "wait is that the real fosas" *types no* KZbinrs denying their own identity will never not be funny to me.

[@Shaun_Jones]

10:05 well, I now know what I’m naming my caber.

[@poopyjoe7435]

nah rename it to "kanye" and rename the description to "you know what they both have in common? everybody misses the old version of them"

[@thespectacularspider-man2549]

0:42 "Don't kick the hacker, we need Him."

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

I almost spilled my Panadol Hot after the "secret weapon; the fuck this guy in particular stick"

[@sergeantgates2922]

I was testing the caber with my friend and for some reason it does 126 while crouching for some reason? I'll test this again later, it also seems that you have to be really close when crouching and hit a certain part of their hitbox for it to work.

[@johnkolk]

0:42 "Don't kick the hacker we need him" -World's biggest incel

[@sundae1795]

0:42 "dont kick the hacker we need him"

[@Tuskor130]

The amount of damage the Caber needs to be fun again is less than half the number of years it's been bad, and that's really sad.

[@GeorgeCowsert]

If the caber simply recharged over time it would be a really good option. Not the most utility, but sometimes being able to deal massive melee damage could be amazing.

[@gxngxbdu]

"Dont kick the hacker we need this"

[@BigRem23]

Love the MvM music for when the bot comes at the start.

[@papapapuli1371]

I can’t wait to say “I used this loadout before it was cool.”

[@Germ357]

0:42 you know this guys a try hard that sucks at the game

[@pichass9337]

Those two contradict

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Tip:When the bot is still on the enemy team,just start poking fun at how they cannot win without him. That should motivate them.

[@tomasaho5079]

It´s a joke you kangaroo lover.

[@IBeforeAExceptAfterK]

I'd kick that asshole first to be honest. Maybe it'd teach him a lesson.

[@Germ357]

Oh BTW not associating try hards with any bad stereotypes

[@jerry-ke5ur]

Do the shields with the explosion resistance (chargin targe) also reduce the self explosion damage from the caber?

[@Techhunter_Talon]

8:49 Definition of awkward. Jumping in thinking you're about to meet the enemy team and you find out that just around that corner is a bunch of players who have gone friendly. XD

[@yourlocalgardenvarietyidio1030]

I would use splendid screen over other shields as it has a reduction in how long it takes for your charge to refill and it's still has crits so you'll have an easier time getting to spawn with it

[@MarouaneTF]

Well that was quick wasnt the previous one like 4 days ago

[@abuckarooboyo7104]

I see we both got profile pics from memes made a long time ago

[@MarouaneTF]

@@abuckarooboyo7104 you a spy

[@danisiwa]

"Bad Weapon Academy: The Ullapool Caber" *laughs in demomeme*

[@ChompDude]

Caber is like Market Gardener. It won't make you top score and relies on crits to be effective but damn when you finally get that hit with it...fun and satisfying.

[@charliegreco616]

"the fuck this guy in particular stick" I'm gonna name my caber that that's real good

[@zach-tg9ug]

Did that guy actually say "dont kick the hacker we need him"Wat

[@cyliim540]

engineer gameing doesn't like demoman all that much due to them destroying his sentries but does enjoy seeing them try to run at sentries with the caber

[@kapakankouluruokajatulitik6304]

12 second ago I am speed

[@zester000]

@Zeyek KZbin says it has no views rn

[@bl1tz533]

50%

[@AirKangLocker]

Wunananananananana

[@bjmax3045]

11:48 what's with the line/rectangle looking effects in this clip? i've seen them too when i've played but i don't know what they are. How do these appear?

[@Aang139]

Love the 14:40 complaint about random crits in the case where it was a guaranteed crit.

[@williamrosenberg8382]

1:58 the sticky jumper was nerfed, you used to be able to place more than 2 stickies with it

[@iceydiver]

I thought you could have the normal 8 stickies with it

[@itscznben8728]

That’s stupid.

[@oilimenoruega7836]

"Don't do it Caber Knight!!! I have the high ground!!"

[@TheMinecraftWinner]

"It's over [Caber Knight], I have the high ground!" "You underestimate my power" "Don't try it!" _Tries it and explodes everywhere_

[@nikodoge99]

Funny enough, my first random drop as a player was a caber.

[@Shaun_Jones]

I shit you not, my first pyro unlock was the volcano fragment.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@Shaun_Jones the game just hates you

[@inkotheblinko]

I am unironically a caber knight main from this video and Toofty's video. Thank you so much for the tips

[@MeesterTweester]

I tried using it with Iron Bomber and Splendid Screen like you said, and it makes it actually usable. There's a shield to boost it with a mini-crit/crit, and a grenade launcher so you can actually deal ranged damage and grenade jump.

[@danielsurvivor1372]

0:12 You actually did 165 damage to that scout, and I even managed to somehow get a whooping 2 1 5 damage from crittted ullapool while charging. Idfk how this thing works, I guess somehow it maybe does more damage if your target is literally point blank near you? Also I wasnt able to recreate my 215 damage shot, one or two times I managed to get 165 dmg(???) and mostly 135 damage, they totally did sumn to caber and it succ

[@Tekkonecko]

Maybe from shield bash?

[@technicolormischief-maker5683]

Interesting idea for the caber, numbers can be changed for balancing purposes: - Make it so that if the caber has been switched out for roughly 5-10 seconds, the explosion will regenerate; switching to it will reset this timer - Every time the explosion is used, the regen time increases by 5 seconds; this is shortened when picking up ammo and reset if demo goes to the resupply locker, meaning that he will have to resupply at _some_ point, but that the point when he does it is up to him to make the judgement call Alternatively, you could just make it so that he has a few spare cabers on hand to use before needing to resupply, since that makes more sense in terms of rationalizing how he gets ahold of them.

[@Yes-mh3tl]

0:42, find this guys steam

[@MisterCake]

this i had in mind and thought on just posting my idea here Buffed caber type to: +30% blast radius (over rocket/grenade) +replenish explosive from collecting ammo, like spy's watch. +Deals more explosive damage when you're below

[@StrawberryShmello]

I just saw the vote kick for mygot and I just got some serious PTSD

[@vmxkarelyn_0842]

My suggestion on the caber new stats : Pros : Deals 125 explosion damage Cons : On hit : you'll die. No random critical hits

[@TheBigTopaz]

This video is probably the most impact any video has had in how I play a game, after I watched this, I started playing Caberknight as a joke and now Demoman is my most played class after I’ve tried many other play styles for Demoman

[@rafaeloyarzun6337]

3:37 a fun fact is that the Backscratcher has so much damage that it can 2 shot a medic and with a single crit you can 2 shot every class except for an overheal Heavy, an overheal Soldier with the Battalion's backup and a full Demoknight with 3 or more heads.

[@DaBumo]

getting a caber critical hit is one of the best feelings in the entire game and overhealed kuni spies also can't just run away which is always nice

[@dracoborne2648]

"You also got your secret weapon; the fuck this guy in particular stick" Fucking killed me.

[@RodrigoMacielCosta]

A recharging ulapool cable would basically be the demoman sticking a new 'nade on top of the stick.

[@mrsentrybuster]

"Dont kick the hacker we need him" I saw that. That's no good.