TF2 Evil classes be like

[@NobodyEvenReadsNames]

Finally got around to making a part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJjHhnltmttmrdU

[@stupidratt]

i read names

[@redraptor6749]

"This thing is on auto pilot, son!" Is genuinely normal and it's funny

[@CipherWavesMemes]

"Evil Pyro" *Actually talks*

[@NobodyEvenReadsNames]

why didn't i think of this 😭

[@thegyroneer32]

@@NobodyEvenReadsNames what’s actually evil is that the pyro and spy have the same VA.

[@streetlightstray1568]

he just pulls out the _"hello mario"_ voice

[@johanloubser8138]

No he acts nice but thinks EVIL

[@burningsinner1132]

If you listen hard enough, everything pyro says is understandable and he is actually very down to earth, even if a bit salty guy.

[@manoflego123]

I love that almost everyone is a good person being kind in this but Sniper is calmly telling us all that he lives in abject poverty and is struggling to put food on the table.

[@yogabumm]

That's why he lives in a campervan. He can't afford a house.

[@Dr.Oofers]

“Almost everyone in this is a good person.” 2 people actually say something nice; 3 if you count pyro.

[@realPurpleOrb]

@@Dr.Oofers Pyro does want to murder you in this though

[@pqcowboychanel]

@@Dr.Oofers “brotha I help people”

[@apenasumabatata4741]

I hate THIS DOCTOR

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

Evil Heavy: "Entire team is adults!"

[@cabbageman7554]

oh heló Csubi

[@toxictoast1760]

Entire team is menn

[@Botka1115]

Nos üdv!

[@AntalBoti250]

Csubi pog

[@1FenFen1]

"small amount of team is adult!"

[@bigdapramirez6157]

"Some people can outsmart boolet." *"I have yet to meet one that thinks they can outsmart me"*

[@DaRealBruner]

and it sounds equally badass

[@nakedmario9359]

The heavy with holyday punch after stoping an uber push be like

[@corruptofficial8638]

Oh no Heavy is Kingpin.

[@HellishSpoon]

Very lex luthor line

[@JackSpadeVT]

🤓

[@SodiumNuke]

Good ending: Spy didn’t get blood on his suit

[@cupcaketf223]

So there is no Christian brutal sniper anymore, right?

[@Earthium]

POV you work at a laundromat and cleaned Spy's expensive suit.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Which means he lets you live if you hide

[@sussyfansusy4281]

yay :DDDD

[@roke328]

bad ending:heavy hate doctor :(

[@greasley4024]

Evil Engineer: "I solve impractical problems" *Gets a degree in philosophy*

[@TastyChicker1L17]

problems like what is beauty

[@kristyandesouza5980]

Because that falls within the purview of my thesis on philosophy conundrums.

[@Claudius_Ptolemy]

Evil Saxton hale: "Let's go save some hippies"

[@NobodyEvenReadsNames]

Evil Merasmus: "Genius! Lose the gargoyle!"

[@ultvbruhxdddd]

IM CRYING AND SHAKING SAXTON HALE WOULD NEVER SAY THIS

[@icygaming6422]

Evil Administrator: your friends are all alive, bad luck

[@JcoleMc]

Evil Civilian : lets Get to the bad part ! If you die we get a five cent deduction ! Slow it down will you ! Make me a mortal Doctor ! Bad day my over paid women

[@mercce6750]

@@NobodyEvenReadsNames Evil Merasmus: "I... didn't meant to do that."

[@mrdreamy1747]

Scout really is a hero. Grass dies, birds stop, sun darks, and yet he helps people.

[@bobmcguffin5706]

A Knight in Sour Armour. Knows the world is rough and bad and awful, but pulls through and helps anyway because it’s the best he can do

[@ChillestOfBalls]

Scout was able to outrun the darkness, when the sun went dark, the grass immediately died, the bird suddenly stopped The world was brought into an apocalyptic scenario almost immediately, scout being one of the few who was able to escape, aims to help those who are still alive

[@MILDMONSTER1234]

@@ChillestOfBalls this goes hard

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

@@MILDMONSTER1234 agreed

[@ZombieEngineer1]

Evil scout makes normal scout look bad

[@humanlike69]

Spy: "Oh Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Nobody." **Cries**

[@l8ralt3sh22]

Evil Spy cant get over his grief.. but we cant too **more crying**

[@jejemon773]

Evil spy: Oh soldier, Theres nobody gonna replace you. Anybody. Laughs rip rick may Edit: This stuff is no insult to anyone in any way, Im just making the same comment in the opposite for fun. I even saluted for rick may so no worries.

[@imfullofsandwichesandimcom2301]

@@jejemon773 what.

[@LucyWest370]

@@jejemon773 people still be sayin this lol

[@p40663920]

@@LucyWest370 yea. stupid rip rick may lol. They need to stop

[@SirVyval]

"This is not a bucket." "Dear Satan." "There's less." "Yes..."

[@pidbul530]

"It contains a living nightmare of some women here. Scout. You did throw out everyone's dying wish?"

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

@@pidbul530 Not at all!

[@pidbul530]

"Prepostorous. Simpletons, desynchronize your death watches"

[@arie_hdyt5378]

"Bad news, we're dying, we are not going to live forever"

[@thomasd3104]

“I have done everything but teleport bread for a thousand years.”

[@Snickerway]

“It’s easy work, indoors” Snipers on Turbine

[@fleshwebber1757]

So, the skeleton was still here, and the doctor was quickly found. That's how I kept my medical licence.

[@chypethechilean]

that's how i got my medical licence

[@jonsku6662]

Oh be such a baby, ribs don't grow back. (whispers to birds: yes they do)

[@nikobg4593]

The good ending

[@Ksu8O8]

Medic if he was lawful good

[@jonsku6662]

Spy: Heal me. Medic: Right away

[@ElectroLXR]

Evil Heavy: eats salad Evil Scout: Terrible hustle, no fun, next time eat a sandvich!

[@alexanderglex4600]

Wow evil scout wants heavy to become less healthy so he can have more fun bullying him.

[@reshirockzero4869]

Evil Heavy: **Eats a salad**

[@pr0gurt]

Next time eat a sandwich

[@jakubgrono9070]

Vomits a salad*

[@daedricwinters2979]

"Bad hustle skin-and-bones, next time, eat a sandvich"

[@Pixelcraftian]

_”You know, hiding will save you.”_ I sure hope it does!

[@cyanthelouie]

famous youtuber comment has 3 likes only

[@brothergokusan]

Cool.

[@jarate173]

-the cloak and dagger spy

[@meliksahgulmez9664]

Evil engineer: "I'm not an engineer, that means I don't solve problems."

[@gabrielfehlau8626]

And he knows the definition of beauty

[@kalimatronix]

"I'm a philosopher, that means I solve problems. Problems like what is beauty" Edit: typo

[@DoktorVicTim]

I'm a Nongineer, and that means I create problems.

[@Auditormadness9]

*I'm an engineer, that means I don't solve problems.

[@OutofTimeDateMind]

"...that means I create problems."

[@Sukharb]

Evil medic with second opinion: Second opinion: "Heal all you friends." Medic: "Oh, bad idea!"

[@yezki8]

You should have made pyro speaks a clear crisp royal british accent

[@SpahGaming]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5evnJyDZ7GgpNk

[@user-vb3bj1ky4k]

@@SpahGaming l saw tô much

[@goob3005]

Try the bananas darling, they're dashing

[@yezki8]

@@SpahGaming Good Lord...

[@die-sas7462]

Spanish could work as well, understandable if you can speak Spanish

[@dankoboy_]

Evil Medic be like: "And that's how I gained my medical license."

[@SidusuC]

“Next time eat a deep fried oreo” - Evil Scout.

[@jonsku6662]

"You thin, haired good guy!"

[@PootisPlayer]

“I. Puke. Your. Sandwiches! I throw ‘em up!”

[@devmil2735]

“Bad hustle skin-an’-bones, maybe next time eat a bucket of chicken”

[@breadsqueeze27]

reading those three words alone gave me 2 million calories

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@breadsqueeze27 lmao

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Evil Heavy: "I hate this doctor!" me, a Medic main: "par for the course..."

[@Mik3l24]

So: - evil Scout is a volunteer who helps people in natural disasters and wars - evil Soldier is a rude, but healthy on the mind grandpa with a distaste for the US - evil Pyro is a mature waterbender (my idea) - evil Demoman is religious and sober - evil Heavy has latrophobia - evil Engineer is a minimalist drone designer - evil Medic is a well regarded battlefield medic who refuses to carry any weapons - evil Sniper is a financially struggling e-sports player - evil Spy is an honest father We're in a surprisingly good situation here overall...

[@alexanderglex4600]

Holy crap never thought about it that way for scout. He really is describing an apocalypse and he still says he helps people. What an evil saint

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

@@alexanderglex4600 I like to imagine Evil Scout as someone that genuinely wants to help people, but ends up killing them by accident.

[@xxsegaxx]

Evil Scout probably has self esteem issues too

[@laranitaloca6913]

​@@xxsegaxxi mean normal scout has them as well but tries to hide it by being egocentric, a lot of people do that lol

[@xxsegaxx]

@@laranitaloca6913 Then fake self esteem issues

[@idcgaming518]

I just realised, evil medic literally just wants to heal... making him a good guy by our standards.

[@itexplodes3824]

...which sort of makes Heavy the only actually evil Evil Merch

[@Arts_LoverLWL]

Actual hero, nothing but his burning passion to see the world a better place "oh keep whining, ribs don't grow back"- "yes they do"

[@cross977]

Well, unless the uber mechanics changed too, the mercs still have essentially a giant fork in their hearts so uber can go off

[@janko1]

Evil spy be like: "Yes, that would be your father!"

[@Tuntor689]

In the context of Spy being Scout’s dad it does still make sense

[@JosephStalin-vo6gi]

Spy: So listen up, boy! Or p***ography starring your father will be the second best thing that happens to you today! Scout, looking at Soldier and Heavy watching the photos: Take it!

[@link3248]

Hahaha! Why this sounds funny

[@sanstheskeleton9874]

@@JosephStalin-vo6gi that sounds like a good threat

[@Moxilock]

The narcissist, president of his own fan club

[@pizzacarter9777]

Evil scout: Tries to help people in the apocalypse Evil soldier: Becomes an honest man Evil pyro: ??? Evil demoman: Starts seeing the good in people Evil heavy: Becomes an honest man as well Evil engineer: Gets tired of doing things manually and promotes anti-violence Evil medic: Sees that healing rewards more than hurting and calls people beautiful Evil sniper: Keeps his bad job because it’s easy and is looking for more work experience Evil spy: Thanks you for cleaning his suit

[@syppy7416]

I love that idea for Evil Scout

[@theshermantanker7043]

I don't think soldier is dishonest

[@nakedmario9359]

Honestly sane soldier doesnt feel right for some reasons

[@Lili_4598]

​@@theshermantanker7043 "Evil"

[@aidansharp5244]

Evil Soldier is a communist hippy, who actually got into every military branch.

[@ИгровойРай-ф9п]

0:41 POV: You a manager of Spy's favorite laundry

[@Sorrelhas]

Evil Engineer be like: "I'm here to find out what is beauty"

[@bruhdude3493]

Evil Sniper be like: "Professionals don't have standards"

[@nordicnostalgia8106]

Sound a lot like the regular sniper. He’s not polite at all

[@Garbo_trashcan]

be an asshole be useless have a plan to be killed by everyone you meet

[@LegoWhisbecauseyes]

Be lazy Be untalented Have a plan to steal every post you see

[@apenasumabatata4741]

"Standards? Listen mate, you know who has few standards? Blokes that care about their wife with a golf trophy. Professionals have feelings."

[@whisperoftheworm6479]

@@apenasumabatata4741 be rude don’t be efficient and have a plan to help everyone you meet

[@johnroche]

Evil engineer be like: *head sinks into torso* "Yep."

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

Took me a minute to think about that one. That's hilarious

[@GottaBGlitches]

Evil Pyro: thinks he's burning people with a flamethrower

[@thegunnitgamer5716]

He's really giving them candy

[@lGeMetz]

@@thegunnitgamer5716 he's giving children free candy

[@bekonb]

In pyrovision: thinks he burns people* In reality: throws bubbles at babys*

[@benzicol]

@@lGeMetz 🤨

[@Predator20357]

*Charging at Heavy with a axe* Is actually giving a bug baby a huge lollipop.

[@E_blanknamehere]

Evil medic be like "That's how I GOT my Medical License"

[@Moxilock]

"I did not teleport bread" "How little?" "I have done everything except teleport bread for the last 3 days"

[@sonnycrockett6992]

WHEN?! WHEN WEREN'T THEY RECIEVING IT?!

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

*SOB SOB SOB* “I DID NOT TELEPORT BREAD!!”

[@bucket321]

'Bad news, we are dying. We aren't going to live forever'

[@sonnycrockett6992]

@@bucket321 I said that! I said that we are filled with tumors.

[@biraptor6205]

AAAAAARGH! WE CAN TELEPORT BREAD EVEN MORE!

[@Diamond_Meat]

evil pyro thinks he’s killing people in a burning hell scape but in reality he’s just chilling in a flowery field giving people candy

[@Banana_BOI1]

Oh god I’m shaking and cryin rn. I’m a Heavy main. Heavy would never say “I hate his doctor”. Evil Heavy is truly despicable

[@lGeMetz]

He's called evil heavy for a reason

[@itexplodes3824]

the abject horror... The mere thought... He would never...

[@cz_Fenix]

Nobody's talking about how this guy's a Heavy Main. Don't see many Heavy Mains.

[@dadmitri4259]

I just realized scout is saying that, even in the darkest of times, when everything is dying and there is no light he's there to help

[@Chad_Milk]

Evil TF2 be like: Didn't updated localization files

[@JohnAce-8]

Gets major updates everyday

[@silksongoutyet]

@@JohnAce-8 evil tf2 sounds great

[@KopperNeoman]

The updates are all pay to win and the same political propaganda you find everywhere else.

[@silksongoutyet]

@@KopperNeoman noooooooooooo

[@yogabumm]

The heavy update comes tomorrow, but it just deletes the heavy

[@somerandomgamingchannel8477]

Evil Ms.Pauling be like: Scout, I don't have a new contract for you

[@Captian_J]

Evil administrator: mission doesn’t begin in 60 seconds

[@Captian_J]

@Crow that is evil

[@JohnAce-8]

But evil Pauling date with Scout

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

@@Captian_J *Team spawned, you summoned them all!*

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_*(You can now play as Saxton)*

[@uminoro0776]

Evil Heavy: What's that, hot-dog? Save them all? Bad idea!

[@link3248]

Evil administrator: enemy has returned the intelligence to our base!

[@SiegeMoron]

"Oops, I stole wrong one"

[@Dexieboi2013]

Evil aimbotter be like: "Turns off aimbot and plays the game normally"

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

So basically everyone with a brain

[@BabyGhast4]

When medic is so evil that his “evil” version is actually less evil than his regular version.

[@jazon80r13]

Evil Pyro: "hello good friend. I am the pyro"

[@nakedmario9359]

Not gonna lie evil pyro would be hillarouse he think he destroying everything and killing everyone but in reality he giving lollipop to the enemy team and helping kitty getting down from three

[@elfascisto6549]

@@nakedmario9359 He wouldn't get hired then. If you gonna put a delusional maniac on your team at least have one that actually kills people

[@FoxCoffee.]

Evil administrator be like: Shame on you, you were taken additional time.

[@memedude8303]

evil blutarch and redmond mann be like: no we wont fight over worthless dirt resulting in a useless war lasting decades. instead we will use the split land to built successful companies

[@Luna-Lux]

Even worse, they'll work together and get along

[@chypethechilean]

@@Luna-Lux then gray mann joined in and helped them as well

[@AngryCaesCorporation]

I'm relieved we don't live in such universe. What a dreadful thought..

[@Predator20357]

@@chypethechilean His father saved him from a group of nasty birds during childbirth

[@cloudynguyen6527]

In this alternate universe, the 9 mercs become 9 employees

[@LokiThePug]

Evil Spy: I guess I was always on your side

[@combinemetrocop4213]

I guarantee you'll go hungry. Join the combine forces, lads.

[@RandomIndividual844]

the fact he also voices the citizens makes this way better lol

[@combinemetrocop4213]

@@RandomIndividual844 I think he should have been a voice actor for metrocops as well.

[@RandomIndividual844]

@@combinemetrocop4213 Australian Metrocop coming to kick your @ss

[@combinemetrocop4213]

@@RandomIndividual844 because civil protection is made of untrained citizens.

[@RandomIndividual844]

@@combinemetrocop4213 True but I think it would get rid of that menacing type they tried giving to the civil protections

[@theknightofashes8209]

Evil Heavy: “I don’t like Sandwiches”

[@knatspray]

I didn’t expect Scout menacingly saying “I help people” to be so wholesome

[@selinawalsh9075]

Weirdly, combined with the first bit about everything dying, it somehow gives him some characterisation, seeming to be some kind of nihilistic healer, who still tries to help his teammates.

[@GeneralCane]

"I guarantee you'll go hungry." Don't know why but that one made me laugh my ass off.

[@NobodyEvenReadsNames]

That's one of my favorites too. Poor dude is just in poverty

[@RhythmOSauce]

“Diagnosis, haha, you’re alive!” -Evil Medic

[@OatBread]

Fricken snipers line: “you’ll go hungry” lmao

[@pokelordomega1701]

"you know, hiding Will save you." -the class who's gimmick is literally hiding

[@rickyrackey7930]

Evil Soldier be like: “First one alive unlock the door!” Evil Spy be like: “I’m on your side.” Evil Demoman be like: “I’m Healthy.”

[@Notquitekris]

Evil Pyro be like: **has legible speech**

[@-Raylight]

Evil Spy be like *"Well, off to visit your father"* Oh wait-

[@maxito1214]

Evil Heavy: “Look at all these Enormous, Giant, Big Babies running at sandwich!”

[@cryojack1337]

Men, not babies

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

@@cryojack1337 The original one liner is "Look at these itty bitty men running from SANDVICH!" so this is correct in terms of opposite meaning

[@icefrout]

"Thank you, your help was appreciated" - Evil Demoman

[@glacialblast2588]

Evil medic is literally me when a play support characters.

[@mintycandyyumyum]

"I appreciate your helped yknow" Evil Demo

[@meem5415]

Scout: that spy is one of us Soldier: you are beautiful, you are everything but not a bunch of cowards! Pyro: mmph, mmmph. Demoman: Ooh I'm not going to beat you so you don't have a Twich! Heavy: I don't like this new weapon. Engineer: Yes (instead of nope) or " did your father teach you to play with matches?" Medic: I'm not fully charged! Sniper: now this, isn't a weapon. Spy: Your worthless sandwich will save you now, thinny!

[@fleshwebber1757]

Spy is trying to save light weapon guy from anorexia.

[@FranciscoLopez-pr7dm]

@@fleshwebber1757 spy is such a nice guy

[@thefrenchkiwi9435]

Wouldn't the evil engineer say "Yep"?

[@Papermin6927]

You know that by evil Soldier's logic, we are all still cowards, right?

[@glitchtrap_gaming6577]

You got evil Pyro incorrect. He would say actual words instead of muffled noises

[@sin-t]

Evil Spy: This is not a bucket Evil Soldier: Fuck Satan Evil Spy: That’s it Evil Soldier: Yes!

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

Evil scout: I don’t eat your sandviches, you eat them up

[@theawesomeike6085]

Evil Heavy: What sane man sends adults to make peace with me

[@taboret3280]

Evil sniper: dont need a dispensah here

[@Clam_Rhino]

“Grass dies, birds stop, sun darks, and brother, I help people.” Unironically hard

[@Mr.nesser]

Evil Miss Pauling: "I don't have a job for you" "Horrible work, no reward" (In expiration date) "That was absolutely no fun!" (Instead of that was so much fun after they baked the bread monster)

[@4yzhoi]

I get only 364 days off a year!

[@Mr.nesser]

@@4yzhoi that's a good one, a really good one actually

[@4yzhoi]

Thanks

[@anch5399]

Scout accepts the mortality of everything and does his best to help others. So wholesome.

[@windwind3170]

Evil Demoman be like: "I hate cheap whiskey!"

[@dinosatay]

"it is good day to be alive" "pow, you are alive" "i am alive"

[@morquechoariasjorgealejand5408]

Evil Demoman: "I Dont did it like this" *Shoots himself*

[@creativeusername7366]

“Wave hello to your head, my good gentleman!” -Evil Sniper

[@2passing]

Evil Heavy: “it’s not a good day to be dead. Evil Engineer: “Pew, you are not dead.” Evil Heavy: “I AM NOT DEAD!”

[@bekonb]

Evil Engineer: POW! YOU ARE ALIVE Evil Heavy: I AM ALIVE!

[@BAGELBURGERMEAL]

@@bekonb Evil Spy: **GASP** The Heavy is alive!

[@TheRadianceSun]

THE HEAVY IS ALIVE!!!!

[@acolossalangrybook3169]

but why is the heavy alive

[@yogabumm]

I do know

[@derpypotato677]

Evil doctor: isn't a maniac Me: hol up

[@demo9299]

Negative Sniper: I'm the peasant of Australia. Negative spy: so I'll visit your father Negative engineer : Sometimes you just need more guns.. Negative spy: crying is the worst medicine Negative heavy: Stay! Sta!y Stay!

[@yaboirezzy]

Demoman: I'm a beautiful jolly fairytale with a happy jolly opening!

[@littlebigb5370]

Good ending: Ze hurting isn't as rewarding as ze healing. Bad ending: Ze healing isn't as rewarding as ze hurting. Neutral ending: Ze healing and ze hurting are equally rewarding.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

Worst Ending: Neither ze healing or hurting are rewarding

[@EC0191]

"Sniping's a bad job mate" Well almost everyone sucks when they play sniper... especially when there's twelve of them.

[@silksongoutyet]

Usually when there's twelve of them, they're actually boys that do a dman well job at sniping so idk man

[@astroboy512]

@@silksongoutyet Usually when it's 12 of them, they are bots

[@requiembrother2743]

Evil announcer: **"get away from that payload"**

[@zerro6401]

Evil Demoman: "I needed your help y'know"

[@crabcrab7213]

:)

[@silksongoutyet]

Nice pfp

[@zerro6401]

@@silksongoutyet thx for reminding me that silksong isn't out yet

[@silksongoutyet]

@@zerro6401 :(

[@oneofmanyalexs]

Evil medic: of course I still have my medical degree, why do you ask?

[@urifrid6767]

Evil pyro just speaks normally and everyone can understand him, and he shoots ice

[@pr0gurt]

Mr freeze

[@crawlinggoose]

Evil Engineer be like: Drunk on the battlefield is the only way to be, son.

[@lollermann]

Holy shit spy took his suit to a dry cleaner, how evil

[@mathgeniuszach]

I can imagine reverse pyro as a sociopathic murderer that in trying to kill people internally actually unintentionally helps them in every way possible

[@medicmist]

The hurting is not as rewarding as the healing Would you like a second opinion? You are also beautiful -Evil??? medic

[@leeru1413]

Evil medic is ironically more kind then the normal medic

[@mr.plaguedoc2880]

Evil Pauling be like: “scout, do this loudly”

[@NobodyEvenReadsNames]

😳

[@udrubudrub]

Evil Mannco: Fair lootboxes that are cheap and don't piss you off

[@NobodyEvenReadsNames]

Evil crate: contains an unusual

[@cyanthelouie]

evil unusual: doesnt have unusual effect

[@Gmodfan750]

@@cyanthelouie Evil hat: Has an unusual effect.

[@Predator20357]

Evil Pyro be like: *Coherent Calm Voice with a manly wallet in his locker* “I don’t like fire that much” “I’m a heater in your icebox” “Get off the point you brave men!”

[@awesomemax-wd5lj]

Evil Mann Brothers: “We have to decided to grow two more braincells and SHARE THE LAND.”

[@timmyturner768]

Evil Valve: I give tf2 consistant updates!

[@JosephMendoza1054]

Evil teams be like: "We failed! We failed 'cause we're enemies!" "DON'T. STAND. ON. THE. POINT! PROFESSOR!" "(not muffled noises)" "Goodbye to the dominatening!" "Sanvich do not make me strong!" "Sometimes you just need more gun." "Let's go not practice medicine." "Hahahaha! Bloody hell, you're FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC!" "Oh, Soldier. Who will they ever find to replace you? No one."

[@ewamenamiesz]

evil heavy be like: _sootip_

[@arjaycook7612]

"What aren't you? A rookie of his hate-club?" "Yes. That would be your father."

[@cyanthelouie]

proceeds to throw sfw images

[@manologamerss5801]

​@@cyanthelouieIt's just BLU Spy tossing throwing knives at an image of the RED Spy.

[@blastybeat8653]

"Doubtfully, and then he wont be here to avoid us so dont listen up girl or Bible starring your father wont be the first best thing that didnt happen to you yesterday"

[@BURZUMY3ah]

Every other class: The opposite of the og class. Sniper: Yeah mate, my job's teribble

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

Evil NobodyEvenReadsNames be like: LiterallyEverybodyReadsNames

[@Whatiseatmealbruh9002]

"the hurting is not as rewarding as the healing" that actually kinda hit hard

[@thegunnitgamer5716]

Scout, Medic and Sniper are much, much more helpful in the iteration: Scout and medic literally help people as their day to day job, sniper gives career advice. Spy on the other hand, is very polite

[@royalsoldierofdrangleic4577]

It's kinda funny how this meme makes most TF2 classes good people

[@jonsku6662]

Demoman: "I feel nothing! I know nothing!" Medic: "I think there is something to worry about..." Heavy: "I haven't gotten too young and small for this." Scout: "You're like a casually driving car in sped up recording, like I'm not watching you fly through anything!" Spy: "Just pick your weapons up and come over here." Sniper: "Now this isn't a knife"

[@arrogantbastard1438]

I now have the mental image of Sniper holding a banana

[@jonsku6662]

"It pays 400k to not fire this weapon for 12 seconds" ... No, wait, that still adds up with the original version...

[@thedanation]

@@jonsku6662 heavy after taking a microeconomics class and learning about opportunity cost

[@totallynothyper964]

"Ah, that's not apples, mate."

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@jonsku6662now I want see a short where heavy doesn’t use his minigun for a day and magically gains millions in the course of minutes