[TF2] "Samurai" Bros - Meatloaf

a nail still counts as a sword, right?
#tf2 #soundsmith #gaming

[@uncleteapot9150]

Hollow Knight AU where instead of an empty vessel, the protagonist is just some random bug with a nailboard who's only immune to the infection cause he's fucking plastered 24/7

[@Apotheosister]

So, Zote?

[@lukadark9761]

@@Apotheosister Zote with a weapon that actually hurts the enemy xD

[@thenorfnonly3486]

No, Zote just accidentally ends up sticking a fang or something into his Shellwood nail, and actually becomes a fucking threat

[@lukadark9761]

@@thenorfnonly3486 dang it, this is it, this beats my comment by a long shot

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Alcohol kills germs right? Why nogt justt drinke alochol and kil the bacteroos

[@StickMaster500]

The Samurai Bros went down the wrong path on DeGroot Keep and ended up in this strange land were everyone uses a thing called a “gun”

[@darloufledestrucucteur346]

Another day' another stickmaster comment on a tf2 vid.

[@colasap]

Second reply before people realize it’s stick Master… This is what validation means now…

[@axeYDcfC7bF]

Tf2

[@adummyguy]

hmm gun

[@SuccubusStrikerUnofficial]

"Whot in deh bloughdeh heel is a goon?"

[@Ofxzh]

You should call short skits “loaf” and components for skits “meat”.

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

Make this the highest rated comment

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear of

[@TheTC]

@@AxxLAfriku Advil Lingerie?

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

@@AxxLAfriku go back to your crack shack please

[@NuclearRaven13]

@@AxxLAfriku Rope is in aisle 5, the bar stools are in aisle 9.

[@thomasoreilly857]

"A true samurai can make a weapon out of anything, even a board with a nail in it." -Samurai Jack, probably.

[@yelekiyelaine6748]

( fallout 4 me thinking super mutants had swords and not boards intensifies)

[@anarctickiwi]

Especially*

[@DinnerForkTongue]

I mean, the nail board is good. It can cleave something like 4 or 5 zombies with a swing. (MAJOR kudos if you get the reference)

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

Pretty sure Jack's used one of those at least once.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@yelekiyelaine6748 Hmmm, that's not quite what I meant. This is about another game. Specifically, a mod for said game.

[@slushysaturn]

It's good to know after all these years, Soundsmith is good at rocket jumping, yet somehow still not good at trimping, he's really been showing improvements though, he actually got past to the other battlements

[@zanwrightmfwr756]

Man if he's not good at trimping then I'm just not good at the game

[@slushysaturn]

@@zanwrightmfwr756 eh, he’s way better then me, and obviously has more experience, but weirdly enough trimping comes naturally for me, so don’t worry about it, plus, the game ain’t fully about skill, it’s fun, in the video they literally went around as drunk samurai scottish people against people with guns, and won, it’s funny man

[@purplehaze2358]

“Dipshit Lary isn’t a very good samurai, man.” - Sun Tzu, _The Art Of War_ -(Probably)-

[@Warga_indo01]

"stop making quote that i even don't say" -Sun Tzu (perhaps)

[@jessicawagoner1341]

@The Phantom AND HE KNOWS A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT IT THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!

[@GoogleBlocs]

AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO LIVING MAN CAN BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR

[@yoshyfoods]

(Cueue maniacal screaming)

[@DocPyro]

Gonna be honest, the moment i found the TF2 mod that turn Gib kills into ragdolls instead, TF2 has peaked in the fun-scale.

[@mikelettter6324]

Please, my friend, I need that mod.

[@garchompenthusiast]

Please don't leave us hanging on that-

[@Akunai_]

Just use tf_playergib 0

[@garchompenthusiast]

@@Akunai_ Okay, thank you!

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

@@garchompenthusiast the sauce got lost!! Go find it!

[@claytopolis]

5:28 Holy fuck that's me, That's my loadout and my steam name and i remember doing exactly that. I can't believe it. Well played soundsmith, you earned that kill.

[@yoshyfoods]

Hey nice

[@Brenanaz]

dont turn around

[@celloge6505]

Witch one

[@claytopolis]

@@celloge6505 the engineer

[@celloge6505]

@@claytopolis ohh heh you got killed by the fire axe

[@Avarice297]

Legend has it that soundsmith is still recovering from the damage of the inner weeb within.

[@beanz6970]

"I'm gonna lay." Engineer Team Fortress 2, 2021

[@rubywest5166]

The only engineer who'll ever be able to say that

[@memeticproperties4517]

Soundsmith tf2 is a Hollow Knight fan? That's kind of epic.

[@keithlee1007]

it is

[@boxcarz]

And a Warhammer 40k fan too (at least the orkz), as we learned from his MvM huntsman video.

[@xaviersalens606]

2:03 Hollow Knight reference and gag afterwards appreciated.

[@Mister-Bones]

It's not "monthly" meatloaf anymore Its "when ever I have the time and will to make it" meatloaf Personally sound, I dont care how far apart the loafs are, we all know you work hard to keep us entertained, and we thank you for everything. Keep being Awesome

[@ThatD1spynser]

Oh frick I feel deja vu

[@Devisidev]

He uh. He made a mention of they a while ago in a meatloaf episode why bring it up now?

[@ThatD1spynser]

@@Devisidev I just feel deja vu from the location of the comments, like mine is under this one when I am viewing from the default way

[@itsaturtle1689]

_mealoaf_

[@Mister-Bones]

@@itsaturtle1689 thank you

[@creamgravy1952]

I've had "AAAHH!! He's got a board with a nail in it!" as the description to my strange pain train for months now LMAO

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

that pfp is just perfect. it's cute, but the voice inside her head is just screaming.

[@hambonepng1152]

"Enslave humanity will ya"

[@bbridges0785]

Loadout idea: Loose cannon, any shield, caber. Use loose cannon to damage yourself to 30 health. Then, charge towards someone and blow them and yourself up with the caber.

[@Cereal251]

The Bazinga'd Loadout

[@Howthetoastcrumbled]

Samwiz1 V2 rocket

[@co5micwaffle742]

Bonus points if you manage to cannon jump under the 30 health threshold and market garden them with the caber.

[@schhur]

@@Howthetoastcrumbled yes

[@The_Tomfooligan]

“Brother Samuri, pleas don’t leave your sword on the floor” “Oh yeah, brother samuri? Stop putting my armor in the washing machine the reds brother samuri.”

[@Bomerrr]

I've been waiting for this for a long time! Thanks SoundSmith for keeping me alive through this tough pandemic.

[@bizzlemypickle521]

Hey its the funny tf2 post clip man

[@TheDrunkenGunsmith]

funny bomer guy

[@gotsomham]

Jee I sure hope you are good at 0.5 interp

[@bizzlemypickle521]

@@gotsomham comment that shit on a stary krow video dude

[@zachly6555]

Ey its my funny tf2 clips man

[@sovietpotato5843]

Soundsmith missed the chance to put a Michele Jackson joke on the moonwalking scout

[@thisnameisstupid9133]

Ok real talk, when a trolldier main plays any other class it is terrifying. Bro you aren’t supposed to touch the ground, I fear you now. 😂

[@kkay000]

1:53 Damn didn't have to drop that awfully hot coffee pot on that scout like that

[@ghostmason672]

Demoknight plays like little mac. Good damage, shit against everything else.

[@letlyashi5423]

and no reliable vertical movement til ya know how to do it, lest there be no chance

[@co5micwaffle742]

Add the fact that he's one of the few characters without any ranged attacks, so just spamming him out is super easy

[@hereticalpickle868]

@@letlyashi5423 the up special gets reduced height climb depending on how fast you are falling. Hence why it’s a good idea to save that air jump. Well, either that or it gets reduced efficacy in-air. Also, situational tip, if you air dodge up, it’s like a third jump for a lot of characters, like ness, because his up b takes a bit to send him up and can leave him pretty vulnerable to characters like sephoroth and the belmonts. Mewtwo also gets some out of it cus his up b can send him too far up if you’re too close to a ledge.

[@lorimorgan7279]

"One day, they will make a board with a nail that it's so large, it will end the world" - a wise man

[@madsssssssssssssss]

I've literally been watching a bunch of monthly meatloaf's during my sad times. I'm really happy to see a new one come up today c:

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Everyone one of your videos is a masterpiece- Also, thank you for being one of the last bastions of good TF2 content

[@thebossofsauce7534]

Soundsmith tf2 artificially inflates price of conservative rap

[@damienmaymdien6367]

You cannot inflate the price of something so priceless.

[@maxypookiedookie]

4:17 *" How it FEELS to Play Engineer in TF2, the sequel!!!! "*

[@bluprint27]

The best charm in Hollow Knight: a plank of wood.

[@danielmclatchie2053]

Mark of Drunkenness

[@lucascur9310]

"I slapped him 7 times then he just turns around and one shots me" -Soundsmith 2021

[@gugovojts2514]

Can't wait for a montage of all the spooky scout poses you collected so far.

[@medi2649]

I deeply appreciate just how well he remembers the specific details in Hollow Knight.

[@baconlord484]

Nothing can make me laugh quite like a good meatloaf of just screwing around

[@suursuits7637]

Hey Sound! I recently got a PC and after watching your videos for years I finally started playing TF2 and it is one of the most fun experiences ever. Every time I die i am laughing my lungs out, whereas other would have me taking deep breaths to calm my frustration. This game is great and has improved my life.

[@Slavesforsale1]

5:30 "With one well place blow you cleave his skull." KILL F R O D O

[@jacobharrison8064]

STRANGLE PIPIN

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

HE'S HOGGING THE BONG!

[@wizard_chicken1446]

The Hollow Knight joke had me rolling

[@rubberfaux2917]

Whenever you dont watch soundsmith videos for a bit and you see one it always brings a smile to your face

[@whirl3690]

One of your meatloaf videos was the final nail in the coffin for me getting Shovel Knight. In the Halls of the Usurper played in the background, and when I looked in the description for it, it was then that I realized it was Shovel Knight. Now after having played it, I can say that Specter of Torment New Game+ has been some of the most fun I have ever had with a singleplayer game. I considered getting Hollow Knight a few days ago but didn't have anything in my Steam wallet, I'm a fan of the Metroid series having played Metroid Fusion, Super Metroid, Samus Returns, and even AM2R.

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

3:07 Earlier today I got swarmed by 4 demoknights on 2fort, so I understand how that engie feels

[@hobgob]

6:53 us goblins approve of your acceptance of our kind

[@reagansido5823]

It must have quite the time investment just to photoshop the pain train onto the knight for a joke. Mad respect bro.

[@Viscidsquare040]

I like that it wasn’t even just putting the pain train on the Knight, but he actually put the knight’s nail from hollow knight into the plank

[@castle9165]

SoundSmith making fun of conservative rap and then talking about Hollow knight? I severely underestimated how based he was.

[@highsoldier420]

Soundsmith before he genocides all of Botswana: I must do the funny

[@block2533]

I love how pretty much every Meatloaf or drop of random clips is pretty much the same, and yet each one is so hilarious and easily rewatchable. The main reason why I love watching this guy Also, Mr Sound of the Smith, I just want to tell you to not be stressed about the content you make. Never pressure yourself to make something you don’t want in an unreasonable time to you. Do whatever you love or want to make, even if it’s not TF2 stuff, or something completely different. Take it from me, random KZbin commenter and shitpost lover

[@williamharper8745]

2:42 Call it the Bark of Pride

[@birdscout566]

Or patch of pride

[@titlepending6198]

1:26 what a strangely political joke for a tf2 funny moments video do it more, i like this

[@rubywest5166]

Came for the 2fort dickery, stayed for the fucking TRUTH BOMB about self proclaimed "centrists"

[@dr.ongobongo5448]

1:51 damn didn't know Soundsmith had brain worms 😳

[@garchompenthusiast]

They must be incredibly based brain worms

[@ignitadux4160]

@@garchompenthusiast how

[@Wolfbroa]

@@garchompenthusiastmaybe you need to go outside and actually interact with real people

[@DrXaiver]

Despite how tf2 has been lately you really make me wanna play the game. Your personality is just great man

[@snkerdoodles]

This series of TF2 clips has left me without the advertised meatloaf.

[@RepublicOfUs]

I think one of my favorite parts of SoundSmith's videos is him casually kicking alt-right assholes into the dirt and never once backing down about it.

[@doctordice2doctordice210]

Calling anyone who isn’t left a nazi isn’t really new nor badass

[@loumig]

Are these "alt-right assholes" in the room with us now?

[@bimblebob-or2xb]

soundsmith tf2 talks about conservative rap and my computer immediately blue screens. epic

[@Resident-of-Pluto]

Your computer is a conservative, you must burn it now.

[@sirtangerine1465]

Mark of the Drunk: Upgrade your Nail with a Board with a Nail in it. - Extends Reach by 50%. - Increases Damage by 100%. - Decreases accuracy by 75%. - Makes your entire Screen fucking blurry because you're drunk as fuck and it's hard for you to get sober enough to play the game correctly.

[@macdoodleer]

Instead of pale ore, you just have a bottle of deGroot rum.

[@theslamjamfrincisco2820]

For those wondering how sound was spinning so perfectly at 9:08 type +left in console(-left to turn it off)

[@zeta0590]

Thanks

[@LossyInput]

1:42 average r/politicalcompassmemes user be like

[@willowdrakon]

2fort can be good sometimes, bad most times (for my playstyle at least) Soundsmith's 2fort clips are enough to satisfy me lolol

[@T0TEN]

Nice

[@subira8518]

Nice

[@ravnji]

Nice

[@the_festive_gentleman]

Nice

[@TheActualMrLink]

3:22 actually if you look back, the Engineer had a Frontier Justice!

[@kittenchopper4646]

I wish I'd ever run into clueless snipers when gardening because they're all just incredibly paranoid

[@thenippleextractor]

hearing out of context bits of their conversations makes me wish for a meatloaf podcast

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

8:39 While it may seem strange what just Happened, it's actually quite simple. The Pyro Shark is attempting to scare off this young Black Striped Pyro that wandered on to it's territory, which they often do when looking for territory. The Black Striped Pyro attempts to intimidate the Pyro Shark, thinking it to be some kind of strange rival Black Striped Pyro also looking for territory. The Black Striped Pyro sees that the Pyro Shark is not giving up anytime soon, so it resorts to violence. By quickly scratching against it's axe, it creates very high pitched sound wave that Pops eardrums and stuns prey and competition. The Pyro Shark, being Amphibious, is not accustomed to high pitched sounds, so it's eardrums quickly explode. However, all mercenarys of the genus Pyro have a fatal weakness, the weakness being their eardrums. Pyros have terrible eyesight, very good scent organs, and excellent hearing due to the excessive amount of neurons that are connected to their eardrums. Unfortunately this also means that when their hearing is destroyed their brain also goes into shock and the pyro dies from lack of basic bodily functions being performed, which is what caused the Pyro Shark to die. Fortunately for the Black Striped Pyro they have resistance to high pitched noises so that they do not kill themselves when they attack, but because of the shape of the sewer the sound is amplified strongly and bounced back to the Black Striped Pyro a couple seconds later, popping it's eardrums, stunning it and knocking it unconscious. The Black Striped Pyro will wake up in roughly 27 hours, but by than it will be hungry and weak, and other predators love free meals. The Black Striped Pyro was young and didn't know it's own danger to itself, but unfortunately Black Striped Pyros are endangered and near extinction. Even though black Striped Pyros are fearsome predators they're also very intelligent and curious animals.

[@hereticalpickle868]

I like this natgeo documentary

[@samumohacsi]

Big fan of the centrist rap

[@StarflameCrimsonOfficial]

Everyday, I question how the hell does this man always have good matches.

[@spooderman4008]

I'm excited for when this series is just, M e a t.

[@schhur]

M E A T

[@thotslayer8392]

1:58 Scout word of the day: *suffering*

[@foxycraft1234]

2:10 nice didnt know soundsmith plays hk as someone who loves hk so much that i have hornet saying "get gud" as my killsound in tf2 i approve a lot

[@dopey473]

Can we just appreciate the little audio details SounSmith puts in like this subtle yelling of the engineer 1:19 I know this is a minor thing but sound design needs more love.

[@kingamphibian8645]

Conservative rap? I think you mean country

[@samlahr2276]

Bruh that r/conservativerap bit had me in tears

[@NotSeabaas]

Yo i was having a real shit week and this came out at the perfect time, ty Ethan ily

[@grandmademetrius9941]

The orange haired man has uploaded, praide the funny sound boyo

[@thomasway0320]

Kinda with valve would give us more medieval stuff, there’s nothing more fun than playing with a bunch of demo knights to me.

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

It's always a good day when soundsmith uploads

[@blizz44]

Those are some cool moves you pulled. Keep up the wonderful work! Your content is awesome

[@celtik_monke3839]

just finished my physics homework and get to relax to soundsmith pog epic vid big man

[@edchannelstudios]

0:51 Look mom! I'm in a SoundSmith video!

[@RhythmOSauce]

Funny how SoundSmith and Teal talked about Hollow Knight when afterwards SoundSmith killed a Demo whos name is "TheHollowKnight" at 9:59

[@zachchase9519]

I didn’t know I needed a new SoundSmith video today, but I definitely did.

[@lastwymsi]

Random AceTheOcarinaMaker appears in thr background then dips. Glorious

[@iguana9451]

“I’ve waited for 1- no 3 weeks for another tf2 video!”

[@LyuSapphire]

I keep thinking about how braindead some players can be, to the point they just do the same thing over and over again, especially thermal thruster pyros. In 2fort, if there's one, it's ALWAYS going through the sniper settlement, and everytime, I ambush them with a sticky trap, waiting to see if they ragequit or if they finally learn something from it.

[@Crazing]

or you just keep doing it hoping this time will be different... haha...

[@s_ludge]

i like to do it on purpose because its funny seeing the ragdoll mod i have installed go wacko mode

[@Rune-Thief]

And the scouts that try to rush intel even though a sentry or more is preventing them and they always die to it.

[@orange0666]

The 5 same people who keep playing spy on harvest

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Engineers and thermal thruster pyros are the most determined players ever, they will keep doing the same thing even if they die a dozen times

[@crocowithaglocko5876]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a demoknight should be able to fly But the demoknight flys anyway, because he’s too drunk to know what’s physically possible

[@rturner4205]

Stop.

[@ethangilchrist2electricboo145]

That attack -> disconnect combo at the beginning is just the next logical step beyond killbinding

[@charonsferryold]

That riff on r/conservativerap made my respect for you skyrocket lmao

[@D-S-G.]

We all know Larry, he was the most barbaric, reckless, and homophobic ronin in the feudal lands. His most famous battle is when he used his nail mace to shatter the wooden shields of the rank and file combatants, before tripping on a spoon and getting hospitalized for seven months. His wise words when he left the field was "Chick Fil A's sandwich is better than Popeyes's fight me"

[@squirrle3712]

Just wana say man I have never play TF2, but your videos bring me joy and make me wish I could join the insanity. Keep bring smiles to people's faces as long as your having fun. Like a brother i never met I wish you a long, fun, and loved life.

[@squirrle3712]

I have very recently join in on the insanity. I dont really get joy from other fps anymore.

[@pinheaddipshit_9596]

The editing in this video was on point

[@uh3what]

When he said these wouldn't be monthly he meant it lmao.

[@ezajayy]

YOU CAN TRIMP ON 2FORT???

[@TheStoneGol]

When they said "ADHD, Mixed Race, Sonic Obssessed" that I was being called out personally

[@TheTrashMann1]

“Don’t you lecture me with your 30 dollar haircut”- the heavy, 2021

[@jamiesnack]

i appreciate the """"centrist"""" dunking on this episode

[@jediscout7238]

8:44 you killed him with music

[@Cel684]

The amount of quotes you’ve made has helped my sense of comedy alongside my friends comedy, thank you SounSdsmiths Tean Fottress 2rd

[@Avossk]

that clip with the oblivious engie that you were chasing down with a fire axe was beautiful, it was like a really low stakes high speed chase

[@claytopolis]

that was me and i honestly didnt see him the entire time

[@haiku32]

feels like two old men laughing at something they’ve seen 100 times and trying to get a kick out of it

[@mienechooraceon9401]

Gee I wonder what Soundsmith things of his conservative viewers.

[@awenwraig]

SoundSmith says trans rights

[@Resident-of-Pluto]

@@awenwraig Based

[@ugotvectored1628]

WAKE UP EVRYONE SOUNDSMITH UPLOADED!!!

[@xpload]

A fooooolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic board with a nail

[@Craterfist]

Absolutely based Soundsmith

[@lexingtonbrython1897]

baked and breadpilled

[@thetsarofall8666]

Ok so soundsmith hitting that guy 7 times with the glove gave me an idea for a buff to the slappy happy glove Every consecutive hit after the first hit on the same player deals a mini crit.

[@bodhijordan7405]

Even better, make the damage scale even harder for each, so if you hit them enough you wind up with a 300 damage slap after like 7 slaps on one target

[@thetsarofall8666]

@@bodhijordan7405 hmm, lets say plus 15% damage for each consecutive hit? Maybe 20-25%?

[@bodhijordan7405]

@@thetsarofall8666 15% could honestly do a lot more than you’d think

[@thetsarofall8666]

@@bodhijordan7405 fair enough. The wiki says that the hot hand does less damage than the fire axe, with the damage spread between two consecutive hits per click (56 total damage per click, with it doing 28 per single slap) Assuming +15% for each slap (not each click), we get this figure: 1st slap: base damage, 28% 2nd slap: 32.2 (round down to 32) 3rd slap: 37.03 (round down to 37) 4th slap: 42.88 (round down to 42) 5th slap: 48.97 (round down to 48) 6th slap: 56.31 (round down to 56) 7th slap: 64.76 (round down to 64) So, with +15% per slap, you would be doing around quadruple damage per slap by the time you reach the 7th consecutive slap (assuming your target survives that long), with one mouse click resulting in around 120-140 damage total (64-75 per slap). Not bad, but like i said thats assuming the target survives that long. By the time you reach the 4th slap you've killed a base health scout (two mouse clicks). Thats actually a really decent buff, really incentivises targeting one player at a time with it. Now for technical stuff, lets assume hitting another player resets the counter, "consecutive" hits means hits against the same player within 2 seconds of the last hit, and that the damage cap is around the 4th-5th slap range.

[@nomuom2086]

Imagine having a nice day, then a goblin comes up to you says "You're not real", and you just die.