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[@shannondawes2620]

"Flashing their palace" is now most definitely my new favourite phrase 😂

[@GretchenJP]

Totally mine too. I'm gonna use that on my next date. "Yo... you want I should flash my palace, boy?"

[@5oclockbanana412]

Shannon Dawes Ummm, I'm sure he said 'pallet'. Joe? 'Palace' or 'pallet'?

[@nspector]

+Jody Penner "you want I should" must mean you're from NYC. Yes?

[@YaYa-lz1zt]

LMAO Palace!!! What an awesome word!

[@mariamyupperz7614]

Shannon Dawes omg I thought he meant phallus... n I'm like wait wrong genitalia

[@AlexandriaJeter]

Him describing the tool a gynecologist used as a car jack had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@cryptidofthemarshes1680]

Allie Jeter OH MY GOSH XD

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

I'd never thought of speculums that way before, and then he said it and now that's exactly how I think of them lol

[@Hope-rk2pt]

Allie Jeter girl sammmeee

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

Allie Hallwirth Yeah, I should stop drinking while watching Joe, just spit my covfefe on the carpet... 🤣🤣🤣🤣☕️⚰️

[@amandawhittaker3833]

Literally hysterical 😂

[@ricketycricket4361]

when Joe said "Anime Porn", I lost my shit.

[@z3ni812]

eagegae Vgeagagea what if he said hentai 😏

[@Miguel-wj2bd]

Lol

[@hyena964]

eagegae Vgeagagea I remember he talked about this on his podcast 😂😂😂

[@phoenixazri3528]

same

[@skyerose6427]

The first story... I'm watching this in the middle of class and it's completely silent and I'm just wheezing in the corner. No voice, just breathing. I have two people looking at me. THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME JOE

[@makaelah1031]

Piper Jackson 😂😂 when I can use my phone in class that will probably be me

[@nekodawinng596]

Piper Jackson that's exactly what I'm doing right now😂

[@LAvenus79]

ROFLMAOLOL!

[@potionseller2083]

Piper Jackson that's disrespectful

[@fellarella67]

THIS IS ME RN

[@BigBadroid]

"All the cartoons have sex, but the voices are real" *dead* 😂😂😂

[@gabbydiomand1223]

Lmaaooo

[@sanchezbruno2705]

At least it is an on spot description

[@tonywalker62203]

But hentai is an anime it's not a cartoon though😅

[@henriquefernandes3447]

I could listen to Joe all day and I would never get bored.

[@trialmix5007]

I've re-watched almost all his videos lol

[@cutecupid9726]

Henrique Fernandes I rewatch all of vids almost everyday.

[@shockwaveey]

Henrique Fernandes vote joe for President #2020

[@DonkChlonk]

Henrique Fernandes i agree

[@lonely.toaster]

Then the basement yard is for you

[@TheRyan]

I'm a simple man. I see Joe Santagato on my feed. I click the video and I leave a like.

[@wendysenechal5211]

The Ryan and a comment

[@shanejohnson1946]

Wendy Senechal hi

[@Coolgoy69]

mkay

[@chandlerbrewer174]

Good man

[@Anti-HyperLink]

The Ryan That's stupid.

[@trophyheadmvp]

Holy shit I was dying during the gynocologist bit 😂😂

[@TylerNovakYT]

So was the women flashing their palace.

[@Mani-pi3ou]

'Flashing their palace' 😂😂

[@cellobebejr]

When Joe said "flashing their palace" I fucking lost it

[@ABC2691]

lol me too 😂😂😂

[@BrightSmilz]

This is why I love this channel, Joe actually makes me laugh out loud 😂😂🙌

[@michelemarmelo3699]

Kaschan right!! I've cried from laughing so hard

[@angeliquebreland8084]

Hey add my snapchat upeesuk31 your cute

[@LoveyLovesVideoGames]

Kaschan same brother he’ll yeah brother

[@Melissagodoy1611]

I watched one of his videos and i even had tears in my eyes

[@Cexxxy]

Please make longer and more videos you're honestly my favourite KZbinr ever

[@bitchkiller4438]

Coiz quality>quantity

[@natayeholyfield9877]

Gang Gang to be fair he makes one a week so the math there doesn't work

[@natayeholyfield9877]

But yes he still is amazing

[@trialmix5007]

Takes time to make videos, It would be cool for him to upload more though.

[@GretchenJP]

Yeah, he needs to make a movie.

[@YouCanCallMeJenny]

"It's not like women are coming in and flashin' their palace" .... Gonna have to find a time to use that.... cracked my shit up.

[@khaleesiSG]

"Deep sea diving." 😂😂😂😂

[@chillnation]

I've seen that exact guy you're talking about on the subway haha

[@JoshswhipsandlanyardsJWL]

How?

[@lonely.toaster]

By looking

[@Knotzer3233]

What

[@scrape559]

That's a very casual delivery of some super fucked up shit there bud

[@migo369]

@@scrape559 Imagine Joe says hes lying

[@MariaChavez-md1et]

A car jack 😂😂😭 "For the same reason I don't wanna know what McDonald's nuggets are made of" 😂 Perfect comparison 👌

[@oncerand_directioner]

Maria Chavez Only Joe would think to compare those 2😂

[@Bacxaber]

Bruh, I've never heard of you and this was the first video of yours I stumbled across. *Dude. You're funny as Hell.*

[@NonTelevisedEvent]

Bacxaber yeah I've been watching his videos since he had like 80 videos on his old channel. You shoulda been there man, those were the shows.

[@TheReZisTLust]

Why asterisks?

[@Bacxaber]

Failed attempt at bolding the text.

[@nicholasvazquez6086]

His old channel was fucking golden. That high school problems video was the first one I ever watched back when I was still in high school and that shit was too true

[@shanejohnson1946]

i know this will probably get lost in the youtube comments but when im hone alone i like to go into my mom's garden, cover myself with dirt, and pretend im a carrot

[@wendysenechal5211]

Johnson Gaming wtf hahahahaahn lol

[@embrenorman9120]

Johnson Gaming I guess that's one way to pass the time...

[@airsommeil7914]

Johnson Gaming hahahahahahahahahaha whyyyyy😂😂

[@davidhanna8100]

Johnson Gaming what the fuck?

[@saygracelee]

Johnson Gaming WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@xFlea]

90 or 14 HAAHHAHAHAAH

[@amandadube5210]

ik same

[@bignol4037]

I love the part when he said, “It’s fine, it’s not fine, but whatever”😂

[@uncutangling]

***Thanks For Axing***

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

Uncut Angling Axin

[@a5a2sniper]

Uncut Angling didn't expect to see you in the comments Aaron weeeeeebeeeeeeee

[@erikbrodersen4718]

Uncut Angling what?! My favorite fishing KZbinr on joe santagato?

[@vaporwave-man]

@@erikbrodersen4718 ""Thanks for Ass King"

[@miiasaurous]

a couple of days ago, this guy in my class started describing why he was interested in bestiality and NO ONE WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID BEING A FURRY WAS THE GATEWAY TO IT

[@maggiemusic777]

When I go to the gynecologist, I just "flash my palace", idk about you guys

[@deloresmarks7981]

Maggie bwahahahaha that shit made me laugh so damn hard. I'm squealing quietly into my sweater right now.

[@RhonnieBee]

I feel like that sentence alone made this for me haha!!

[@monetorr8498]

Maggie oh god hahaha the deep sea dive part got me where he put his whole fuckin leg up. I really hope he doesn't actually dive like that....😂

[@rosalindaperez246]

when he talks about cranking the speculum like it's a fucking carjack I just about lost it 😂😂😂

[@ginamdaisley462]

Rosalinda Perez was thinking the same thing like it's a fuukin clamp lmao

[@midnightsdarling80]

Ugh! This should of went way longer 😂 hilarious as always!

[@maddyd3153]

"I hope he doesn't pull that 9in snake out" lmao

[@faithwings8]

I remember you telling that train story on SDK!

[@sarah-kd1bp]

Melly851 ohh so thats where it was?

[@tahersyed6385]

Melly851 can u guys check me out I'm new my goal is 50 subscribers plz subscribe

[@carsonmccord6226]

Melly851 same

[@shanejohnson1946]

Melly851 me too!!!

[@elly1689]

But still h hilarious 😂🤣

[@kay12]

I will forever refer to going to the OBGYN as "flashing my palace" from here on out. You're a national treasure, Joe.

[@TylerNovakYT]

"I'm nine inches of solid steel when I'm happy." That is the best pickup line *ever*.

[@chip7090]

when you said you wrote "titties" on the board I laughed so hard

[@therican5728]

Loving some old Joe videos. 12.20.2020. Merry Christmas everyone.

[@MDoubleM.]

I know you probably won't see this but your the reason I started making video of my own joe! Love from Ireland

[@MDoubleM.]

:)

[@onnabean6650]

Mikey Meegan aw

[@jameskearney2989]

Mikey Meegan Im from Ireland too! (Literally)

[@AkA-hy6du]

Mikey Meegan lets see what you got. See mine too

[@MDoubleM.]

Sweet bro!

[@chad6065]

In Italian Santa means "holy" and Gatto means "cat" (gato, the exact spelling, is "cat" in Spanish) . . . You make great content, Mr. Joe Holy Cat!

[@aidarsmusic8588]

Santa is for female, male is santo. And Im not even italian to know that

[@christinavernon2277]

Damn new york city. I always wondered what it's like there. now I know. Glad i live in wisconsin

[@kaiseeb]

christina vernon just eat your cheese and be happy

[@hu5kyy280]

christina vernon Manhattan is a pile of trash. Certain parts of Queens suck, but I live in a good part of Queens. It's kinda fun taking the train, but there are a lot of wackos. It's funny.

[@jamesnubz]

christina vernon be Lucky you didn't have to live there.. i still suffer from flash backs

[@Anti-HyperLink]

christina vernon Why are you glad?!

[@nilusohat]

It's not that bad lol. There's actually a lot of things to do.

[@laylasaher3872]

Can we just talk about the fact that he said "flashing their palace" because omg I'm dying

[@kevinbastedo3004]

Have a safe flight. I know how much you love to hear that Joe!

[@neochaos03]

I WISH you would sort that mark out on your wall behind you, it always tricks me into thinking it's my monitor that's dirty.

[@nspector]

By the time he gets rid of it, you'll miss it.

[@XCCON2009]

he's moving soon.. so it'll be gone before we know it.

[@justsquidding]

OHMYGOD SAME

[@TylerNovakYT]

Welp, he's officially moved. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

[@neochaos03]

No, I don't like red brick, I miss the mark on the wall.

[@tashidapandawolf4657]

So no ones gonna mention how he was gone for a whole extra week? Fair enough

[@kentiastrickland2556]

TashiDaPandaWolf FUCKING. DUDE. IKR.

[@ravenwraith1017]

TashiDaPandaWolf he said on his twitter he skipped a week due to valentines day. Apparently thats a holiday now.

[@PersephoneDaSilva]

TashiDaPandaWolf Valentine's Day, fuck nugget.

[@grumpyshadowcat4047]

Only 90's kids remember

[@tristanmiller9571]

Apparently he wanted everyone to spend it with their loved ones, and probably wanted to spend his with his girlfriend. How dare he.

[@candypopxo1]

He honestly is one of the only KZbinr that never fails to make me laugh XD 💜

[@toomanyfandoms5500]

Can you please do more of these?? IM WHEEZING

[@redrosesociety623]

ok honestly. you and Brandon rogers should collaborate.

[@supernerd2333]

Yes

[@emperor-cheeseburger]

Oh god yes

[@scoobylover04]

Lmaooo Joe's videos always make me laugh

[@jefereefan8748]

HAPPY 25th JOE ! Love u !

[@cainephung781]

Im gonna even act like I'm a hero, but I will use an old lady to shield myself 😂😂👍👌

[@magnels1878]

God, I love how you can make yourself and me laugh so hard we can't breathe sometimes. Before my parents passed away all 6 kids in my family always ended up at our parents house after work on the weekends. We used to have so much fun. I remember how much we laughed. We were alot like your family. I miss that so much. So, thank you for just taking the time to be silky and give me an eye watering, can't breathe, about to pee my pants, slapping the table trying to tell my son why I'm laughing like a crazy person but can't talk because I'm laughing too hard.

[@noahlakatosh1941]

Pause at any moment in this video and you'll have a meme

[@niceneasyraps]

Go Joe, Santagato!

[@anneg7971]

why the comma?

[@djoser1510]

jeremy soffen Because this person is probably Canadian, and Canadians are nice to all punctuation marks.

[@niceneasyraps]

jeremy soffen okay so it's like a pause. Santagato rhymes with Joe, so it's like Go Joe, Damagio. Except, Santagato. Also, it's how we do it in Canada.

[@niceneasyraps]

mokiio you are correct

[@afkable6241]

" she could've 90 or 14, they don't age, they amaze me!!! "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@afkable6241]

Its called hentai though (anime porn)

[@SarahB1234]

never seen this guy before and im cacking myself 40 seconds in

[@BriANNaBabii1125]

Your answer to the first question had me CRYING that may be my favorite story you have ever told

[@leonaabihabib7543]

studying for mid terms and came here to have a laugh. thanks for being my stress reliever Joe. you're the best.

[@andresislas9743]

How do u do to be so funny?!! great video man, thanks for making me laugh!

[@omarcaan7039]

Andres Islas ngl idk if I'm as funny as king joe but I reckon my vids would entertain ya :)))

[@TylerNovakYT]

Self Advertising FTW! (Please subscribe to my channel for awesome vids, and I'll give you a donut.)

[@meglove6214]

Joe, you should do a whole entire video of just weird subway stories, for us country bumpkin people that never go to big cities! 😂 freaking hilarious, loved it

[@NoName-rq8ec]

Anime porn..where noises that you hear are real.

[@stevenweiss7566]

Dude you bring tears to my eyes frfr you are funny as fuck.

[@AJ-si4he]

1 year ago today, I start watching Joe Santagato. I'm so glad I came across his channel ❤

[@tinglytsasmr]

Only dedicated Santagato Family fans will get this joke: It's in Germany...

[@willydiba1961]

TIJANA MILADINOVIC Keith in catchphrase with belgium

[@tinglytsasmr]

WillyDiBa yup :-D

[@deadlyfire4696]

TIJANA MILADINOVIC BELGIUM

[@TylerG60]

BELGIUM!!!!

[@aidenbrown9131]

"I just wanna eat the nuggets!" -Joe Santagoto, 2017

[@artemis1154]

The car jack part really got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahrafnson1093]

You should do another "Ask the Santagato Family"

[@latoyaforever]

OMG. Your videos always kill me 😂😂😂

[@boredtaco4417]

anybody else just binge watch his oldest videos Cuz I hope I'm not the only one I love his videos also like if you feel the same

[@LastLostWonder]

hi random people strolling down the comment section have a great day and night

[@X333Dylan333X]

Lost Music STFU sooooo original

[@amandajay666]

Thank you

[@pmp3486]

Notification squad where you at 😎😎😎

[@emmasayshaii1100]

Random Random here bro

[@timscott5782]

Random Random here

[@tahersyed6385]

Random Random can u guys check me out I'm new my goal is 50 subscribers plz subscribe

[@shanejohnson1946]

Random Random never clicked on a notification so fast

[@argenysgarcia5100]

OneWaySourceEA 😂😂 this sht was funny

[@katelyn833]

Your stories are the greatest. I could listen to you all day, I swear.

[@joellelavoie6511]

"Sea deep dive in there" LOST MY SHIT 😂😂😂😂

[@OurstheLife1]

The funny part is Joe thinking the McNuggets are made from chickens.

[@crossfire6098]

I almost shit myself laughing to this

[@moifikea8288]

he actually wrote "anime porn" instead of hentai? What is this? An *amateur* weeb? because even my little sister coud have done better...

[@TheReZisTLust]

A troll

[@keyonnaanderson6934]

Right

[@sarahdanielle2128]

why is you mad tho

[@Takabaka07]

@@sarahdanielle2128 it a damn joke only us weebs would understand

[@leonb7747]

Maybe because the story is so old that the term "hentai" wasn't common yet?

[@Airdreanna2]

I wish these were longer. You always make me laugh when i have a shitty day

[@FaithAnswered]

I've been waiting for another one of these, Thank you Joe!

[@SMoonTeam]

Best train ride ever😂i would have laughed to Joe 😆

[@misslaciface89]

Flashing your palace. Omg 😂

[@8hollyj]

damn! I'm mad I missed the posts about you asking us to ask you questions! but lmao , great video as always!

[@daniellethornberry8670]

I'm coming here to watch your videos everyday. Thanks for cheering me up. I look forward to my free time to laugh w/ ya.. Please make more videos. Much love.

[@rachelwallace5691]

dude every single one of your videos make me cry from laughing i want your humor

[@bryancorona1184]

He only answered like 4 questions 😂😂 next time do more.... Please lol great content

[@rachelc6423]

"flashing their palace" OMG hahahahahaha

[@audreyk7447]

omfg Im lying in bed dying laughing😂😂 This made my day lol

[@ashleykikunda17]

Being a faithful listener of the Basement Yard, I already knew the two first stories. But man, it never stops being funny! Especially when i can see his facial expressions while telling them😂

[@ashleyknobel9858]

You completely crack me up, you have seriously made a terrible day much better so thank you☺

[@OddlyTugs]

What the fuck is up with that light switch?!

[@OddlyTugs]

Not that, for me it's fuzzying around. This is happening in other videos as well it's probably just me. Some bad decoding.

[@bluemoose5684]

Maybe you need glasses.

[@OddlyTugs]

Actually I just figured out the problem, and it's repeatable. Just switch the video to 240p.

[@jacobgoldstick2783]

Or just watch it in HD? 240? who the hell watches videos in 240 lmao

[@OddlyTugs]

Was on 4G data and therefore watching in 240p. When I came back to reply with good net I had 1080p and noticed the difference.. Not everyone has access to good net either. There is an issue with youtubes lower quality codecs and that light switch.

[@willbrown2059]

Did anyone notice his hair colour

[@nspector]

How do you mean? It's different?

[@Pendragon88]

ShadowMaker Gaming I think it's just the light making it ready/brown

[@da0701]

I was in the subway once and this guy was walking around and screaming at everyone and as he was screaming at me I'm still laughing and one guy standed up for me and I'm still laughing 😂

[@sunbeambae]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!!!!!

[@sandydiane6705]

you were born for just natural entertainment! I have never watched someone I do not even know for hours!! Being sick at home, you still have just made my day.! I've shared your stuff with about everyone I know. They love ya too! Thank you for just being alive! we love ya!! n you're welcome..

[@Kittenzyln]

Nyc subways are fucking crazy, I don't get how people won't laugh. I laugh so hard on the train cuz us New Yorkers are absolute assholes 😂😂

[@grahc0293]

Sometimes I can get away with listening to this in the background at work. This episode was not possible. Too funny.

[@JustinYEET-no9wn]

5:12 KILL ME 🤣🤣

[@juliakanicki5334]

His videos are so great because he's so good at telling stories. super entertaining

[@And3rson1294]

I've heard the subway story 3 times now between the podcasts and the vids. Cmon Joe!

[@xBLXCKBRD]

Seriously..? 4 questions in one of your longest ever videos? Just 4??? COME ONNNNN!!

[@tayalovex3]

LMFAO new yorkers have seen everything

[@DorEnErnil]

"...flashin' their palace..." #deceased

[@gabbie3174]

I need to save this video or put on a playlist or something, this was hilarious

[@ivannaz3649]

Travelling back in time and reliving how fucking hilarious Joe is

[@Iucifers_dad]

why wasn't there a video last week?

[@samanthamartinez6048]

Charlotte Boyd he didn't upload because of Valentine's Day

[@ThisGuyDrives]

Charlotte Boyd why don't you watch his VLOGS

[@Sayeedig]

Charlotte Boyd oh...my bad

[@Iucifers_dad]

Random guy On KZbin hahaha its all good buddy

[@cutecupid9726]

Charlotte Boyd Joe said he doesn't post on holidays.

[@itsamejerry163]

Made the mistake of eating while watching this.

[@ILikeToWatchTodai]

DO MORE OF THESE

[@viziq9701]

never laughed so hard. seriously the coolest guy on youtube. just hilarious.

[@leighabrown9098]

“Flash my palace”....I’m dying!!!!🤣🤣🤣