Thanksgiving Madness | Man vs. Turkey | Colby Brock

[@bellasbeargyu]

“that’s the turkey she said not to worry about”- Sam Golbach 2019

[@tabithahallows6116]

You know Tara is the only one outta the girls who could date Jake cause she's so into this XD

[@jackya.6802]

Where is Jake?

[@ayyysia5372]

@@jackya.6802 idk

[@avrilliabeeblez6694]

@@jackya.6802 im guessing Jake's the one holding the camera

[@svftmgc]

draco is babie omg

[@samanthamare16]

Right they are literally perfect for each other😂

[@dahliamardini4274]

kevin: how do u open this door...... tara: *opens door * kevin: !WITCH!

[@elleuiate6653]

I laughed so hard at that!

[@palomadelossantos6370]

It was Kevin who said it

[@aesfobe]

😂 that was one of my fav parts

[@kcalb3897]

Kevin said it not colby.

[@mckennamarconyak222]

tara: “it’s cuz i’m a woman” no one: colby: “what’s a woman?”

[@poi6049]

We haven't invented those yet

[@lilahlovesfnaf]

its cause he never met one 😭🤣

[@kathryncanaguier2557]

@@lilahlovesfnaf OH SHIT- HAAHAHA

[@kayleegentry1335]

That is kinda mean u guys

[@Hay_hay-cz7ni]

Honestly

[@Alyysssa]

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even Reggie dressed as a turkey: Mike: *”I’m pumpkin Dave”*

[@stefaniatocci2360]

Tara: “ Colby put some shoes on” Colby: “ We haven’t invented those yet”

[@viviannaburgos3908]

love that

[@khandexters]

Colby liked it😱😭

[@stefaniatocci2360]

Omg Colby liked it! That just made my 2020 and it hasn’t even started yet!

[@mental_rat929]

U GOT PINNED

[@emilytyner661]

I love how Colby said that and yet pilgrims wore shoes back then 😂❤️

[@morganpippin9092]

tara: It’s cause i’m a woman” colby: “what’s a woman?” whoever it was in the background: “we haven’t invented those yet”

[@eliwoods9461]

It was Sam.

[@maggiebrookebrownlee3864]

I think it was Sam

[@madisonsvlogs2459]

when did he say that

[@BlackWolf-xo3tx]

It was Sam😂 I love this fandom

[@Mariya.9.]

Sam said it

[@josettepsf6382]

Colby: makes a whole video based on a turkey Also Colby: I don’t even like Thanksgiving

[@chimchim5689]

"gEt OfF mE pUmPkIn dUdEe" "ITS NOT PUMPKIN DUDE ITS PUMPKIN DAVEE" ✊😂✊

[@shaye967]

ChimChim Army!!

[@rylesmonti5212]

😂

[@KC-gr7jo]

ChimChim LMAOO

[@pumpkinpie8393]

@@shaye967 please stop

[@chimchim5689]

@@shaye967 AYEEE OF COURSEE💜💜

[@cyclopsting]

Kevin: *teaching colby how to defeat the turkey* Nobody: Sam: *dances in the background whilst Kevin speaks of "the tube"*

[@madison3378]

colby: “wait you look familiar” reggie: *cracks knuckles* colby: “nAwT AgAyN”

[@Eden-ie7ng]

His not again was so funny

[@tamararichards7656]

Colby: “Tara” Tara:”I’m a girl” Turkey (Reggie):”I want to fight the girl” Tara:”wwwwyyyyyaaaaaa” Turkey (Reggie):”never mind” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kai-rh9he]

Tammy Baker 😂😂😂😂noice one

[@ry7774]

HIS NAME IS TURKEY

[@tamararichards7656]

Jimin's Jams whoops 😬 😂

[@briellahooker4534]

I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@makaylataylor4731]

No one: Not a soul: Not even pumpkin Dave: Colby: what is a women we haven't invented that yet

[@supyoolo8558]

u stole this-

[@anitajesiolowska-sobczak8188]

no

[@supyoolo8558]

@@anitajesiolowska-sobczak8188 YES SHE DID UGH

[@nouraaa99]

“Whats a woman?” -colby 2019 Edit: Omg guys i didn’t think it was that good but thx for the likes!🥰☺️✌🏻😚🥳😊

[@nowahh33]

Melanie_martinez wE hAvEn’T iNvEnTeD tHoSe YeT

[@yoovnas8160]

He doens't get that a lot that's why he forgot

[@yoovnas8160]

@Brooklynn Lackey that's true ..yeah maybe they didn't work out or they decided to just stay friends

[@lesbiansfordavidtennant]

Melanie_martinez WO MAN

[@KatieSzambelak]

No one: Mike: “I’m pumpkin dave”

[@herakawhenaedwards938]

stop w/these comments

[@KannKamiko]

Colby needs someone who has the same energy as Katrina and Tara xD

[@ahuman1205]

I agree and someone (cute) like sam 🤣

[@crustycheese1559]

Me

[@freyacurrie4503]

So true xD

[@derangedstylus]

I do, I have the same energy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@saraj7539]

Combined.

[@oliviacueva5035]

colby: i don’t even know how to explain to you what this video is me: it’s okay. i don’t even know how to explain my life.

[@giannapeck]

Olivia Cueva mood 🙃

[@montythealien2327]

MEEEE

[@maggievick9850]

That is so relatable

[@arilynmerrill8615]

Don’t have a life so can’t relate 🙃

[@rachellathem]

me

[@bellasbeargyu]

“what’s a woman” *sam quietly* “we didn’t invent those yet”

[@swans19]

"He's nothing but a fake goth" Colby Apple seed rises in anger I swear I love them

[@amandabutterfly151]

lmao when reggie called him a fake goth i expected colby to scream “it’s not a phase”

[@katrinarhoads6068]

except he just gets up looks at him and its him lmao

[@mxchi._]

colby: this is the worst video i’ve ever made unsubscribe the whole fandom: this is your funniest video yet

[@Traphouseedits]

Tara: it’s cause I’m a women Colby: what’s a women? Sam: we didn’t invent those yet I LOST IT 😂😂💀

[@gr4ys0n13]

Sam and Colby // trap house edits! 😂 same

[@lambchop9225]

OMG YAS😂😂

[@myloveisalagoon]

no one: literally not a single soul: mike: "i'm pumpkin dave"

[@victoriataylor6571]

Colby: "plz dont unsubscribe after this" Me: its why i follow you Colby😂

[@brookesintobin]

Same

[@reesejalyn9356]

that’s what i just said 😂😂

[@kathryncanaguier2557]

"I"m looking for a Turkey that can clap without his hands." Colby Brock - 2019

[@Lenixotheweirdkid]

Ayooooooo wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazminmacias8465]

Colby:“What is a woman” Me: “ What am I watching”

[@melaniecollins7536]

And this is how boxing became a thing "Put on some shoes." "We haven't invented those yet" *the others are wearing shoes*

[@annienava606]

Even the 🦃 Turkey

[@annienava606]

Even the Turkey 🦃

[@annienava606]

Even the Turkey 🦃 🦃 🦃

[@marsipan2569]

Reggie: He's nothing but a fake goth Colby: *gets up* Me: oh- shit just got real

[@maceyreynolds4947]

this was the dumbest, yet most entertaining video colby has ever made. don’t y’all agree?

[@AvFUSH]

Nah it's just dumb

[@anneliese8131]

@@AvFUSH hater leave nobody likes you hater

[@xeno1032]

@@AvFUSHand entertaining

[@Alyysssa]

Reggie: *exists as a turkey* Sam: that looks like my grandma.....

[@scarlettalexander44]

Candy girl 27 hotgrandma.com 😂😂(Reggie’s tik tok username)

[@bonginator50000]

i love Sam hes so random

[@a.nicole9876]

Nobody: Colby: “we haven’t invented those yet”

[@honeypooh6906]

No one: Literally no one: Mike: “I’m Pumpkin Dave.” 😂

[@justemilyroe]

HoneyPooh yes.

[@NG123i]

HoneyPooh wdym mean by no one??!! Why does everyone say that

[@whoscandyo]

They mean nobody is talking like straight silence then Mike says that.

[@al-pf3pc]

Lol 😂😂😂 true

[@herakawhenaedwards938]

m so sickof these comments

[@abby5577]

Nobody: LITERALLY NOBODY: mike: "I'm pUmPkIn DaVe"

[@where_are_the_babes9168]

Colby needs merch that says “we haven’t invented those yet”

[@jodieoliver6597]

Crazy Loner omg yes

[@liliasfukk]

he hasn’t invented those yet 💀

[@solariummars6956]

Crazy Loner hell yes

[@Taylor-pi5gi]

YES

[@autumn.williams2705]

That be hella hilarious

[@InactiveMS]

Colbys family on thanksgiving: "and we pray for colby to be safe in LA and have a wonderful thanksgiving" Colby on thanksgiving:

[@chloe5717dvd]

I feel like he’s gonna get an eviction note... “we are evicting you, because you and your friends are chasing a strange man dressed as a turkey gobbling, and screaming, around the complexes”.lmao😂

[@loading6258]

Lmaooo

[@eatmyahs7603]

Everyone: So, Colby how random do you want this video to be? Colby:Yes Mike: I’m pumpkin dave

[@jasminelizarraga6901]

No one: Not one single soul: Not even Satan: Colby: "nOt aGaInNnN"

[@ronniemayberry4295]

Colby and Kevin finding out it's from the turkeys butt: Nobody else: Not even pumpkin Dave: Sam: mm left cheek

[@Lauren-pp5rm]

No one: Not even the demons haunting Sam and Colby: Not one single soul: Mike: "i'M pUmPkIn DaVe!"

[@rat-tasticlad3549]

Everyone else: *laughing at the whole thing* Me for most of the video: "where is jake and what did pumpkin Dave do with him?!?!"

[@emmadunnn]

the main theorist he’s filming

[@rat-tasticlad3549]

@@emmadunnn I know.

[@emmadunnn]

the main theorist oh I’m dumb

[@tatianagois4865]

He the one filming

[@rat-tasticlad3549]

@@tatianagois4865 I know....its a joke.

[@giannapeck]

Colby: dresses up like pilgrim Kevin: dresses up like detective Reggie: is a turkey Colby: GRAB THAT TURKEY!!! Everyone: lets the turkey run Everyone: makes a plan

[@lunarist17]

No one: Literally no one: Colby: wE hAvEn’T iNvEnTeD tHoSe YeT

[@planet.rennnn]

Reggie **Low voice**: I want to fight the girl. Tara: HwAaAaAaAaAaAaaa Reggie **Low voice**: Nevermind... 7:32

[@emmadunnn]

No one: Not even pumpkin Dave: Turkey (Reggie): REeeEeEeEeEEeRrEeReaeRearRRrRarRa

[@caitlynvol6]

Reggie - “Get off me Pumpkin Dude” Mike - “It’s not Pumpkin Dude. It’s Pumpkin Dave” Me - Turkey dude, you just messed with the wrong person

[@underthemilkywayy]

man vs turkey fight colby wins: colby: they had us in the first half ngl

[@lucifershotmom]

Tara: Colby put some shoes on! Colby: we haven’t invented those yet Me: wait yeah they did😂

[@pogchamp7595]

This is how many times Pumpkin Dave said “I’m Pumpkin Dave” 👇👇

[@rice_gamer168]

Why Don't We Imagine he said it 4 times

[@rice_gamer168]

Melanie Baby do u have snapchat

[@ashtonhernandez7480]

“I am the color orange.”-Xepher 2019

[@smp11077]

Ashton Hernandez When they each said their names, I laughed so hard! Especially when Xepher said her name.

[@samurai1347]

And this right here children is why you don’t do crack .

[@stephanierodriguezd751]

Samantha Vela BAHAHAHA LFMAOAOOA ME

[@ry7774]

tell that to arzaylea

[@yoovnas8160]

And that's on crack.

[@kirstenlucero1816]

And you know this by experience????

[@samurai1347]

Kirsten Lucero umm...you see what happened was...🤣

[@mckenzietrevino4154]

Tara-"its because i'm a woman" Colby-"what's a woman?" Sam-"we didn't invent those yet" me-"lmao"

[@bellasbeargyu]

“detective blackman” *colby trying not to laugh* “i like that name... it suits you”

[@ametb]

love how in character reggie, tara, kevin and colby were

[@jocelynnakamura7120]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Colby running on rocks with no shoes on

[@bogyjemm8672]

What do you mean WE HAVEN'T INVENTED THOSE YET!!!!

[@werefriends8993]

Pov: you're their neighbors and you look at your window and you see some young adults dressed as random things

[@lostanguishbladelord2461]

Turkey Reggie " See, he's nothing more than a fake goth" Colby: rage mode activated -cute , hot- Yeemos celebrate thanksgiving (gone wrong) (got stuffed) (Halloween says hi) (the Witch 2015 says hi too) Reggie makes a cute turkey ( learning to fight to go on a thankskilling 2008 spree ... gobble gobble mfkr) lol

[@bajanyaoikaizer6902]

Emo and Goth Mystery XPLR buddies vs Evil Demon Turkey on Thanksgiving

[@ry7774]

"what's a woman" "we haven't invented those yet" this is big brain time

[@dnaieldaniel2381]

epic

[@tomohawkwierdo67]

Yeah! Just one question.... what's a brain?

[@ry7774]

@@tomohawkwierdo67 wait a minute....wHaT iS a bRaIn?!??

[@AjWolf_YT]

Riiight??? 😆

[@mahiehielehuakia7530]

Xepher: "I have no idea what's going on" Literally me pausing the video at random times just to ask myself that question

[@callcode3264]

aayyee dat aint xepher

[@meatmagician]

Me before watching this: oh this shouldn't be bad Me after watching this: wHaT's A wOmAn?

[@miraclebilke5495]

The most LA thing I’ve ever heard! “It’s cold, it’s like 45 degrees outside” Colby Us in Wisconsin “It snowed in April. It’s 18 degrees outside. HEATWAVE!!”

[@TiffaniAnnTravels]

Miracle Bilke yup. And we got like 6 inches of snow on Halloween. Kids still went trick or treating

[@poinpoin2988]

Same

[@Amy-zj3bp]

It's 1 degrees here in England

[@ry7774]

omg try me im in louisiana and i cant hande anything below 60 degrees XD

[@whoisriv]

nobody: absolutely nobody: still nobody: me:dies laughing at Reggie wearing a turkey costume and going backwards into the garage🤣

[@mykalahmccoy4983]

Emma same 😂😂

[@andrea5960]

No one: The comments: Colby stans who are also 5sosfam coming for arzaylea ( including me)

[@kav1949]

I really wish there is 0 Relation between her n colby

[@harrytomlinson5438]

OmG YEs

[@tararicchello]

Same omg

[@noname-mx1vc]

she’s not in the 5sos fandom anymore why you guys still care?

[@tararicchello]

no name because we also care about Colby and don’t want her toxic ass there

[@emeliaryan2698]

No one: Literally no one: Not even a single soul: Kat: *laughs* its giving birth😂

[@chishiyaspartna3433]

Xepher is a whole mood “I have no idea what’s going on” Lmao same. All the time

[@MLC_-zf9rl]

The 68 people who disliked this was trying to hit the like button while laughing

[@AddieLouThe3rd]

I think so

[@Kai-rh9he]

It's now 158 dislikes

[@littlelyrics3552]

MLC1018 _ honestly tho ✊🤣

[@kc_4_life523]

Colby: *talks about how amazing he did* ... Colby: *misses the door handle*

[@ThePlotInMatt]

Absolutely nobody: Reggie: *i want to fight the girl*

[@venus6759]

Tara: screeches and whips her hat around Reggie: Nevermind That part had me dead💀😂

[@race10ftw]

So they haven’t invented shoes or women yet, but they invented a punching bag and a skateboard?

[@Looplooplooploop176]

Race10 ftw Sounds about right🧐

[@magsarreola6798]

It’s just a joke something to laugh about

[@NAOMI-qn1dy]

Why you gotta overthink it? It ruins it tbh

[@katelyndordell8123]

Race10 ftw ok boomer

[@annalysewood9829]

IKR

[@notdane5885]

No one: Colby: Not even Kat: Sam: and I'm dressed like a baby Pumpkins: Turkey: Reggie: bOsS bAbY

[@absilentgamer]

"A baby's got to do, what a baby got's to do." - Tommy Pickles

[@genesishernandez5229]

8:16 sam looks like his about to fight the turkey even tho hes not fighting the turkey lol

[@jasmineschillace4080]

I’m not 100% sure what I just spent the last 11 minutes of my life watching but I don’t think I’m mad about it

[@yungxplr]

Me: colbys intro isn’t weird for once Also me: I spoke too soon-

[@gracichandler8652]

@Lady Ashlyn colby san i-

[@yungxplr]

Colby Brock I love u

[@louise-_-2880]

Reggie: get off me pumpkin dude Mike: it’s not pumpkin dude it’s pumpkin Dave

[@notmajo]

lmao arzaylea trying so bad to stay away from the cameras 💀

[@d4nik409]

no one: not even a turkey: Mike: Im PuMpKiN DaVe

[@amirialikesedits]

Imagine walking out of your house and seeing this, I-

[@elleuiate6653]

NGL I'm as crazy as they are if not more so, so I'd probably ask to join in or I'd hopefully already be friends with them and be a part of it all ready LOL (a girl can dream)

[@kisses-a4045]

I think Colby should try to do a "try not to laugh" video next everytime he does he takes a shot?? Itll be a hard one 🤣 ALSO Can Tara just be their mascot already?? She so cute and tiny 🤗

[@anonymoususer7387]

LOL try not to laugh would be awesome

[@sophialeia182]

Nobody: Not a single piLgRiM: Mike: *im pumpkin dave*

[@yalitzanunez2076]

COLBY LIKED!!!

[@babysterling]

Stormy Thursday lmao

[@hisokaswife2056]

How do u feel COLE ROBERT BROCK LIKED YOUR COMMENT, Tell me how u feel

[@koac9699]

Maurice Montgomery lol he replied to mind and I’m dying of laughter becuase of what he said

[@sophialeia182]

GUYS COLBY IS LITERALLY HE LOML I CANT BELIEVE HE NOTICED ME LMAO

[@totallynotryan9107]

*Conspiracy theory* The turkey was actually Reggie the whole time...

[@pacopavon1469]

xepher was the literal mood she had no idea of what was going on and in the back ground she looked like she didn't want to be there lol

[@karissakay01]

“Colby Appleseed” -Colby 2019

[@saraivillatoro7600]

Colby:”what’s a women” “That wasn’t invented yet” Also Colby:”was that a...skateboard...was the turkey just riding a skateboard?”

[@twintelepathy4491]

They haven’t invented women but they invented. It’s hell.

[@yuhgetintoit7596]

I was literally talking to myself about how Colby should release hoodies- here we are now

[@tessaspicer8964]

No one: Not even god: Everyone in the comments: No one: Not even God: Colby:What’s a women

[@stawberry8339]

mood

[@milesisacutebitch7540]

I've never related to anything he's ever said more in my life

[@shelbyzaccagnini758]

Xephers meee! “I have no idea what’s going on”

[@jasminelizarraga6901]

No one: Not one single soul: Not even Satan: Mike: "iM pUmPkIn DaVe"

[@NoOne-bi1te]

No one: Literally no one is talking: Sam: It looks like my grandma

[@lovkai_8]

Xepher: "I have no idea what's going on" Me: Same

[@Kai-mq6yj]

no one: me: rewatching at 4am when everything is 10 times funnier, all i can say is i can't feel my face from laughing and I am crying now.

[@megsconley792]

when Kevin yelled "YO! APPLEDICK!" I wheezed 😂😂😂

[@vaanilla]

tara: colby put some shoes on! colby: we haven't invented those yet 😂😂😂

[@tiffanymela3117]

😂😂😂

[@anaangels6444]

Lmaoooo this just made my day Colby: "wait u look familiar" Reggie: (cracks knuckles) Colby: "not againnn" 😂😂😂😂

[@AaronMisterWitchyBitch]

I was waiting for someone to talk about this! Yeeeeaaah!!!

[@MyaEdwards-s7s]

Its thanks giving today and I have decided I have to watch this every thanksgiving

[@flo8800]

"That's the turkey she said not to worry about" Sam 2019 😂

[@ariannan825]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even a single soul: Colby: let me make a video about thanksgiving madness

[@chesnieweidner4905]

*Kevin repeats what Tara said* Tara: It's cause I'm a woman. Colby: What's a woman? Kevin: What? Sam in background: We didn't invent those yet. 4:00 I have never laughed harder from a frickin' video...

[@pixqi]

everyone: aRzAyLeA (honestly hate her aswell tho) me: in tears watching them being freaking weirdos 😭😂 honestly this is why i love them sm 😭😭

[@a.a.1406]

ME TOO!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@shabz6660]

Colby: what's a women? Also Colby: we haven't invented that yet! Me:😂😂