Thanos vs John Wick (mistakes were made)

[@ForgottenHonor0]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the perfect example of a "Nappa nope."

[@DakElia96]

I love that little whimper.😂

[@Dozerthefarmer]

Haha. He should have done the “hello Nappa” “Mr Wick” “Working today Nappa” “I was” “Take the rest of the day off” “Thankyou Mr Wick”.

[@bigbrobluesman7442]

This reminds me of something but I can't remember I'm thinking a spy movie but I might be wrong

[@dragonxlove]

@@bigbrobluesman7442It’s literally part of John Wick. He asks the guard out front to take the day off. He thanks Wick and leaves.

[@TJCID22]

Ok so we've learned 2 things from this fiasco. 1) We see Thanos again when the Avengers find him which means John Wick made the same mistake as Thor and didn't go for the head, i.e. didn't confirm the kill, just assumed what he did was enough. and 2) We now know WHY Thanos was a shell of a man when the Avengers found him. It's sort of like those "A genie can't kill you, but you'll be surprised what you could live through" kind of situations.

[@staris3712]

In all likelihood ACME had already revived John Wick's dog before Wick got to Levi, ensuring he wasn't harmed in Wick's revenge. So all John Wick was really doing in going to see Thanos was to ensure Thanos was warned to never do it again. Sure a dead man can't kill your puppy but when any other vilian gets that temptation you know a word or warning from Thanos not to mess with Mr. Wick is damn near pricessless.

[@TJCID22]

@@staris3712 Unless you're a Yauja. You can bring a dog back from the dead, but you can't fix stupid.

[@isdrakon9802]

I'm sorry this is Mr headshot. Even if he shoots someone he still will double tap your head just to make sure

[@old_timey_prospector]

Your logic is solid, but a thought occurs: Killing a man is a simple task, even when there are a hundred other men between you and him. But, to kill a demigod? Let us say that while death of the body would surely not be preferable, death of the spirit would be completely unbearable. In this regard, John Wick caused the death of over half of the universe, albeit vicariously. Pretty sure that puts him in the running for top spot at the Sassys (like the Emmys, but for assassins).

[@Asmobius0]

We also now know that John's probability altering powers likely overrule the infinite stones. Even they couldn't change that 0% death chance, or the 100% success rate.

[@Tyfreaky13]

Lol, John Wick is a cosmic level threat, to a cosmic level threat.... Yeah, that checks out.

[@ericdravenashecorven]

Really goes to show the guys in the movie series really stood no chance whatsoever against John Wick.

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

This is clear proof Nappa has learned and grown since DBZ. He knew when John Wick showed up he was out. No idea why, but he did the smart thing. He took off in a claim orderly manner. Nappa is smart.

[@vdsora32]

That's a fair reaction to John Wick. You don't know the reason he's there but you definitely don't want to find out.

[@morgantaylor84]

John Wick walks in. You don't know why. You don't know how. You don't care, you just leave because he's ignoring you, and you know he's ignoring you because he didn't try to on sight you.

[@darthdead97]

@@morgantaylor84 i do want to know. but i don't want to be the reason.

[@smoothmasterz]

Pulling the mic up to mirror the random goon putting the earpiece away when Wick spared him was a nice touch.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi)..Yes..that was on purpose

[@Anebrd]

That last bit during the credits made me laugh the hardest.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) We saw the comment from a viewer and had to make it.

[@angrydalek]

Its interesting to note, that Thanos has access to both the villain and hero helplines. This reinforces the idea that Thanos is chaotic neutral.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) *Not hero support* Eh? Nah, he straight up villain 🤣

[@nathanmielenz8875]

Thanos is not Chaotic Neutral; Thanos is clearly True Neutral - perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@jasal5877]

​@@nathanmielenz8875No this version of Thanos is clearly lawful evil. He prioritized his ideals over the lives of innocents particularly considering he removed pilots from planes and drivers from cars with no regard for passengers or bystanders.

[@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end]

From society’s stand point he is a villain, from life itself’s stand point he is doing what needs to be done to preserve life as a whole

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end not exactly, because by removing all life, he doesn’t in many regards, there isn’t a freeing up of resources per se as those particular resources are created by life itself. Removing half of plants removes half of oxygen producers for examples, and with a halved population, in many cases, those resources that are actually freed up don’t help anything becstse they’re now harder to reach, which leads to further death. Better idea would have been to use the gauntlet to double things for life to thrive easier/better, then to simply remove half of the life that already existed.

[@mysticlight5888]

as soon as I heard "He just walked in", I knew Nappa noped the f- out because he knows despite him being a warrior race that gets stronger near the brink of death, He isn't taking ANY chances with Mr.Wick

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) I was left high and dry too 😆

[@mar71n32n0v1lLL0]

"Brink of death" means nothing when you go from "fully alive" to "absolutely dead" faster than an eye can blink, and you don't even realize it happened... when John Wick is invovled, everyone is in the brink of death, by default.

[@dusktiger112]

After John wicks leaves. Antoine:Could have been worse John:How this could have been worse Antoine: it could have Doom Slayer’s bunny Daisy.😅

[@mr.e6289]

*in another universe* Thanos: "why do i hear a nine string.... and where is the 'rip and tear' chanting coming from"

[@bigbear4120]

​@@mr.e6289God himself appears next to Thanos looks at him "you done goofed" then proceeds to conjure popcorn and enjoy the show.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Grabs some popcorn as well

[@observersts4494]

Isn't doom and Isabella married if so what if the snap got rid of her🤔

[@orionstickguard790]

@@observersts4494 you just give them more ideas.

[@TheLovelyMissBeans]

That was the wisest thing Nappa has ever done.

[@ChrisPrice12]

ACME security has a very specific set of procedures when John Wick shows up: Every man, woman and nonbinary for themselves. Nappa just forgot to hit the alarm when he made a hole in the wall getting out of there. And John found some new favorite guns in the form of the Series 4 De-Atomizer and the Noisy Cricket that I'm sure Levi was happy to give him for free with a promise of free ammunition for the rest of eternity.

[@talieclandestine9155]

Existential Threats: Excellent choice, Nappa. I hate filling out the employee death and dismemberment forms when Mr. Wick decides he needs to visit. Especially since Mr. Norris isn't available to reign, Mr. Wick, in. That fight was epic. The only time either one has fought to a true draw.

[@TJCID22]

Dude, if you think the damage to the office is bad with John Wick going through it, how bad do you think it'll be with John and Chuck duking it out?

[@talieclandestine9155]

@@TJCID22 Extenstential Threats: We had to rebuild. Three employees in Building Maintenance had mental breakdowns. It was the "clique" nobody liked, so not a big loss. Though, it did take awhile to find every pocket universe people fled to. Bit of an overreaction. If they don't intend to hit you, they won't.

[@marywilliams5347]

Goes to show you never ever cross John. You especially don’t kill his dog or steal his car.

[@mr.e6289]

you know i don't think they would have had as big a problem if it had just been the car.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Yea, the car would have been an easy fix..dog..not so much

[@tetsatou2815]

@@villainsupport Car wasn't the issue. It was the memento in the glove box that made the car relevant. If they'd left that, he'd have just let the car slide. As long as that card was still there, though, you're now on the list of chores to clean up.

[@tmduke55221]

@@villainsupport We all saw what he did to that guy in chapter 4. Respect a guy who could have been shot kill the guy who was about to shoot the dog of the guy who was going to shoot John.

[@S_Evenwar]

They left one thing out. John Wick has the uncanny ability to make allies out of potential rivals. How many people who could have collected that bounty and just went, "nope. He's my BFF now. Fuck you and your table." Add that on top of subconsciously controlling probability. I think Thanos lived to the beginning of Endgame because Wick did something unspeakable with a pencil and Wick got his second dog back. He has that dog even in four. It is the dumb ass Russian mobsters's son that killed his puppy from his wife.

[@jotheunissen9274]

When John asked Thanos who told him the Soul Stone was in a dog my first guess was Deadpool Deadpool would absolutely pull something like that

[@williambrown319]

Nappa see John Wick. "I want none of that smoke"

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) I don't blame him..but he could have warned me!

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

Thx for putting these together, I always seem to miss one or two in the sagas.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Plus, I changed the order and added to it

[@articusramos808]

Man never thought i seen nappa get scared that badly

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) It doesn't happen often

[@AlternetRedSkys]

Even nappa fears John wick.

[@kemix1006]

Look man, we all give Nappa shit, specially for the Kirbuu/All For Kirbuu situation. But the man's smarter than he looks, the second he saw Wick, the second he knew he needed to GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

[@LairdErnst]

Nappa gave Homelander a beat down without even trying, but even he won’t mess with the Baba Yaga when he walks in. Noice!

[@Zagaroth]

are - are you trying to earn a horrible death? Look, they are both forces of nature, but their personalities, methods, motivations, and specific abilities are entirely different. Mr. Wick wouldn't bother to respond to this statement in anyway, but if Baba Yaga finds out about this comment and decides she's insulted, well, let's just say I would not wish to be in your vicinity.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@Zagarothwho takes who out the baba yaga or John Wick

[@Zagaroth]

@@painvillegaming4119 I'm going to have to go with The Witch on this one (and please note that she does not consider that term an insult, it is her due). 1) To the best of my knowledge, all Baba Yagas are the same Baba Yaga. She's *everywhere*, your universe or planet of choice does not matter. 2) Mr. Wick has limits, lines he will not cross, things he will not do. Baba Yaga does not. The only reason it takes time for her targets to get done in instantly is because she prefers the personal touch, and sometimes the state she leaves her victims in is much worse than merely being eaten alive. 3) The gods themselves step quietly around The Baba Yaga, and do not get involved in her business.

[@LairdErnst]

@@Zagarothyall know I meant John Wick when I said “the Baba Yaga”, right? At no point did I even remotely refer to the Slavic original.

[@Zagaroth]

@@LairdErnst actually, i did not. I have not seen any of the movies yet. I was not aware that there was a connection between that name and John wick

[@TheIrishWanderer2166]

Me, the acme employee in charge of the gun vault: Ah, hello Mr. Wick, is this a social or business call? John Wick: Business, I'm going to need the best firepower you've got. Me: Understood Mr. Wick, allow me to show some of the most recent developments in plasma rifle technology, and you can pick out whatever suits your purposes from the modern classics of firearms. John Wick: Thank you. Me: My pleasure Mr. Wick, please follow me.

[@Psykolord1989]

Nappa: Proud graduate of the Francis school of Surviving John Wick. Thanos (???-2023): Proud graduate of the Iosef Tarasov Memorial College of Pissing Off John Wick.

[@andreburger1981]

Love this!!! "Totally, completely, (mostly), Neutral.."

[@TheEljoel]

All employees just were nope nope nope don't even warn levi

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Right?! Like, come on, a little warning would have been nice

[@TheEljoel]

@@villainsupport too many pencils near by silence was the best answer here

[@MissPuppy468]

The only one who spoke gave directions to Levi's office. (And then briskly left in the opposition direction)

[@thearmoredgamer9912]

Ok Now I'm honestly curious of how a doom slayer version of this scenario would play out With Thanos Likely seeking new minions He goes for some demons and it leads down the rabbit hole of angering a certain marine for Centuries up until he becomes the slayer.

[@rebeccacopp3652]

Imagine: the avengers arrive after John Wick is done with thanos.

[@legion4022]

Mr. Stark:What the Hell happens here? Cap: I don't know and I have never seen anything worse. But look, there are the Stones, we can reverse the snap. Thor going to Thanos remains just to notice that the head was removed via pencils and just says: Well, someone indeed went for the head.

[@JohnnyPetriello]

Nappa is like nope. I didn't do it. 😂 LMAO

[@DimitriKurkov]

Remember. Acme had a Shenron on speed-dial, can put an end to a multi cosmic entities temper tantrum, is on first name basis with Whis and Beerus among other things, and John still managed to scare the crap out of them.

[@painvillegaming4119]

Mister Wick while a normal human when motivated nothing less than God could stop him

[@xaivierallen4020]

@@painvillegaming4119 mister wick is only human until motivated afterwhich nothing can stop him the reason God is dead is Jon wick killed him

[@rpharr5253]

Asking HR & Lawyer team want touch if Mr John is in the Building

[@DownTwisted]

John Wick, Constantine and Neo walk into a bar.

[@TJCID22]

Hm, Nappa made a good call.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) We all did, rebuilding the office would have sucked

[@kjohnson9306]

Oh damn, you need to make a multi-versal court rep video.

[@fat_hercules]

Along with everything else, this means that John, Levi, Nappa (thank kami), and John Wick survived the snap! No word on All for Kirbuu+several minions, or on Screw from Accounting.

[@samschellhase8831]

I thought it was going to be a situation of the snap accidentally killing John Wick’s dog, and Wick seeking revenge after the fact

[@tatepatrick3095]

I feel like it would just be easier for Thanos if he just makes John’s dog come back and he could probably just use the same reality stone to make money the Acme employees or bring them back

[@awolf876]

And this is how you scare Nappa 😮

[@MeelogMalterion]

"well now hes going to inherit all of bonds toys when he strangles him with his own shoe laces or something"

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) thanks, saved, and will add that in a future video

[@BuhoPnu]

Actually, Death Battle had Mr. Wick and Mr. Bond fight. Mr. Bond won.

[@MeelogMalterion]

@@BuhoPnu not in this universe

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

Hummm.... Levi spilled the beans about 🤬 Thanos to Wick. The purple blob now can't find the gauntlet..... (Deep, dark female voice, sorta like a female Ultron) Interesting, very interesting.....

[@TJCID22]

This is an older video, just a trailer before the premier.

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

@@TJCID22 I'm a Marvel fan. We are always theorizing and speculating. Don't spill the fun.

[@lockwoan01]

Got to laugh at Nappa at the end. It was like, "Wait, He's Here!" (Run away.)

[@grandmaonline2450]

Lmao @ Nappa noping the hell out of there 😂

[@RAPTOR948]

Nappa used training with Homelander as his excuse to get out of work. John Wick walks in your door, you'd best get out of his way! If he thinks you're responsible for his woes, you're fucked! Thanos is still fucked. And if I recall correctly, Thanos saw in a clip how he would die. But only one way, since he saw an alternate version of himself die, then it does suggest John did get him, but Endgame is a reality in which Thanos eluded death... But only for the moment...

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

*YOU DESERVE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU. YOU KILLED LOKI!*

[@jakantogenie]

John Wick John Constantine John Henry When your name is John you are instantly GOATED.

[@khathaway414]

Not sure the Infinity Gauntlet is strong enough to fight the power of Wick.

[@Astro1997-2]

Why is it that the idea of John Wick in space just sounds hilarious but awesome at the same exact time

[@michaelscott6022]

"He needs to get the Infinity Stones as fast as possible." "So he can wipe out half of all life in the universe?" "No, so he can stand half a chance."

[@rockinbells8351]

Ok, now to traumatize everyone. Imagine John Wick as a saiyan. Now imagine him with Broly's power level starting out. Your welcome.

[@samvanroon5041]

Wow! I didn't expect one of my comments to actually show up in one of these.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) We loved it so much we had to include it!!

[@Wondrrboy]

And of course with Napa leaving for a few days has nothing whatsoever to do with a suspension for him being involved with the security of the building and letting a threat walk in. Also, I thought Acme was supposed to exist outside of reality or at least have protections in place in case of reality altering events.

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Acme does exist outside of reality. If John Wick wants to be there to settle a score, he will be there. Logic is far more malleable than his dedication.

[@devinschuhs798]

Be a crazy day at the office if Deadpool encounters Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. But I do love this video, just keeps showing us how not to mess with the Baba yaga...Mr. wick

[@infrnolord1136]

Image in John wick went to doom slayer for guns and help

[@kellyevans3254]

Let’s all take a moment to recognize that Napa would steamroll homelander in a fight, Napa is just being a good friend trying to train the overgrown man child that is homelander into a passable warrior.

[@nicolae216a]

This is gonna be fun!!!!

[@mikehickey7383]

Aw dude, the funniest yet.

[@kimberlynroberts7059]

Levi yes you did send Thanos after John's dog!😂😂

[@vtbubba485]

John Wick would simply walk into Mordor to prove a point to Sauron.

[@mulgra]

I wonder if Mr Wick has ever tried to get a sandevistan from Cyberpunk

[@aaronalkor]

Should’ve said “Go after a Johann.” Because Red Skull, guardian of the Soul Stone, is named Johann Schmidt

[@josephrankin9406]

You know there's nowhere you can hide that he can't find you ... right ? . The probability of him finding what he needs to find is ... high ... very high ... 😕🤘 Good luck ...

[@JonathanBundy]

The Doom slayer as entered the chat

[@jeremyowens37]

I'm sure Nappa would have done the same thing if he saw Sam Fisher from Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell stroll in the office.

[@JeremyWeilage-uj6kz]

I would love to see john wick with the infinity gauntlet

[@Atalas5]

you know... I would love for the judge of the multiversal court to be an actual kangaroo

[@koalafromtomorrow5656]

There would be funny and make sense As Acme is from lonney tunes there is that kangaroo with toon force

[@wrenchbender66]

I am binge watching these. They are hilarious. But someone basically telling Thanos "run!" It's hilarious

[@XeviousvSBlackmanta]

So what we learned is Mr. Wick is a combo of: Domino, Longshot, Punisher? Very nice.

[@frantisekvrana3902]

1:15 You told him to go after a John. 2:45 Couldn't Thanos just snap his fingers and conjure the money? That ought to be a much lesser miracle than erasing half of the living beings in the universe.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) I bet doubling all the rss in the know universe would have been a lesser miracle or even making a single planet have a respawn ability of rss that the whole universe could benefit from..or creating a element with near limitless (Tony stark) power that would solve ...oh wait..I don't write for marvel what am I doing? Yep, it would have been so much easier, but Thanos is stupid, smart

[@koalafromtomorrow5656]

​@@villainsupportI am sure you know in the comics he is a simp for lady death

[@Thirdbase9]

What happens if Chuck Norris kills John Wick's dog?

[@EternalAnkh]

Using "probability field manipulation" to describe plot armor is hilarious. Wheel of Time did it first though.

[@SuperBossGiovanni]

I love the explanation that John Wick unconsciously alters probability so that he always comes out on top

[@ShadowDragon8685]

I bet Keanu Reeves has seen this by now and got a hell of a laugh out of "... The _hell_ is John Wick doin' here?!"

[@jaskim5723]

Do you really think John Wicks “power” would allow him to be snapped?

[@zaelheimricht4978]

I expected a *"Oh."* when you asked who the dog belonged to.

[@ScrappyTheKnell]

John Wick, Kevin McCalister, and Ms. Frizzle walk into a bar...

[@isaiahjohnson2933]

AWESOME VIDEOS❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@neonation7968]

Nappa: well whomever John Wicks here for are already dead so it's time to head out for a couple days so I don't have to help with cleanup.

[@davidturney2975]

The only thing that could rival this is Doom guy trying to find the guy that killed his rabbit

[@Drago-957]

I know I’m late, but I loved asking Thanos to leave David alone for a year. Guy really needs a break.

[@SH-qs7ee]

Removing John Wick from reality won't work; he will just tear his way back into reality, and be really pissed off

[@joeblack6379]

Hear me out. Snap Daisy back to life.

[@MeelogMalterion]

so who told Thanos the stone was in Wicks dog? Deadpool?

[@funichigo]

Levi 0:55 bro got off easy at the end 😂

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) HEY! THERE IS A NOTE ON THE VIDEO!! RIGHT AFTERWARD READ IT!!! ...Please

[@funichigo]

​@@villainsupportLevi you're still partially responsible for that outcome you sent Thanos after a loved pet. Big props for trying to help David though you did more for him than any superhero.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Now I made it clear, it was supposed to be Thanos own pet or loved one!

[@davidcollins5184]

Given cosmic probabilities.... how long would a poker game last between wick and domino???

[@leyrua]

Well, he always wins, and she siphons the luck from everyone around her, so either way, there will be massive casualties surrounding the match.

[@AXE2501]

I almost want to see perfect cell’s reaction to John Wick and the so called meltdown after.

[@kimberlynroberts7059]

Levi this is totally your fault 😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@tacticianM]

John killed a saiyan with a F..king pencil so nappa was smart

[@kraigshall]

so John wick makes Napa play the brown note. yeah checks out

[@neah9060]

Option 2 : snap his dog back to life, and make it immortal as apologies

[@ZeldaNiceboy]

John wick does not need infinity stones he needs a pencil

[@anandusnair5200]

be happy Thanos did not kill THE BUNNY

[@adorkmoreon3599]

Oops. Big ol' whoops.

[@valerixcrim3716]

I love the meme, after all John Wick really just might be able to terrorize planetary, galactic and reality class treats.

[@joemckinney3514]

Need an anti-hero support for guys like John Wick and Deadpool

[@DamonCummings-yg7ds]

Leavi man this is d from security I'm taking my three month vacation day I just saw doom Slayer walk in on the north gate with Isabel's bow tied into his armor, give my regards to thanos bye

[@deniser9625]

For a multiversal company they have a surprisingly few number of employees I took John's number times it by 2 and that's only 4,926 employees

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) John has several clones as well

[@endelosecosplay1302]

Sooo how long till we get the follow up video of Thanos getting owed by John Wick.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) 😆 I think we all know how it ended

[@legion4022]

​@@villainsupportwould be nice to hear if ACME send a cleanup crew after Mr. Wick was done to get rid of the mess and just hear distrought discriptions

[@cardengixoth6878]

But... Saiyans are immune to bullets, and knives... John would've had to gain access to the ACME armory to be a threat to Nappa....

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) *Meanwhile, goku gets hurt by a rock*

[@RussellStClair-cy1vu]

So when Thanos snapped did he happen to snap Chuck Norris or his Kraken ? And is John going to tell Chuck his daughter died and Thanos killed the dog too ? And can Chuck Norris be snapped or is his beard snap proof ?

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) All that was left was his beard, and that grew another chuck

[@RussellStClair-cy1vu]

@@villainsupport oh SHIT ! So the rumors are true Godzilla is Angry Chuck beard ! That explains everything !

[@laufsteakmodel]

Well. Nappa is pretty weak after all.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Couldn't he gain John Wick as an ally if he used the stones to bring back the dog AND the wife?

[@TheDoodOfAwesome]

Now I really want to see the fight between Thanos and john wick

[@koalafromtomorrow5656]

What fight it be a One sided massacre with Thanos loseing