That BIG Pacific Islander Kid

[@dboydev]

i remember my little 15 year old 6'2 Samoan cousin coming home telling me about his first day in a new school in NZ. The Coach found him during lunchtime and handshake hugged him in tears.

[@Dogselfie]

Bruh 😭😭😭

[@dianehumffreys9487]

Why was he in tears, finding someone like that is pretty normal cuz

[@satui2807]

@@dianehumffreys9487 You may be right, when I was in year 7 (this was my first year playing for the school rugby team) we had massive players over 6ft and this one guy named Charome was even 6”4, and the scary part is they were year 8’s.. Just one year above me. And still that tall.

[@Caesar00Chan]

Even if you’re a kid, if you’re 6’2”, that ain’t no child, that’s a grown ass man 😂😂😂 (Jokes aside, that’s wicked to be 15 and already cracking over 6ft)

[@Rumym8]

@@Caesar00Chan im 23 and im 1cm into being 5 ft 5 im so small lol

[@ritxual-8719]

Man he just gets better and better with these skits lol

[@karmaneksvk]

facts

[@lightfoot.2000]

Actual 😅 all daze

[@tera_mitchy_yt6798]

Yessireee

[@Yeah_Nahhh]

Agreed!

[@blakebarnes8618]

Totally agree with you mate

[@mattfalk8493]

As a New Zealander I can confirm this 100% how school rugby teams are chosen..

[@PressedCharges]

jak

[@urdad.5734]

jak

[@comm04bangr98]

jak

[@Ouhayottoko]

Stfu you play handball

[@littlevicecity9075]

Fk up you play tag

[@eatingsnowman]

As a New Zealander I can confirm in years 7&8 there were 6ft 100kg islanders in the school rugby teams

[@IllBeBackG]

It's kinda funny I'm in year 7 and 6ft 1 and 100kg

[@cockroachman27]

@@IllBeBackG you don't have any islander in you do you?

[@IllBeBackG]

@@cockroachman27 no I don't I am from Europe

[@cockroachman27]

@@IllBeBackG the Balkans?

[@Jzcmnbk]

Easy.

[@ewokssfan1642]

We need a footy sequel to the kid that doesn’t look their age. Yusuf and this Bloke will fucking dominant.

[@ShakTV]

what a clash on the footy field that would be

[@IllBeBackG]

We need it

[@melloshreader]

True😂🤣

[@FredricksonZak]

@@ShakTV brother, us blokes under 30 know we had that coach, we all did hahshahaha

[@themaster7552]

@@ShakTV do you like AFL or NRL more?

[@anon17472]

I used to ref junior Rugby and one of my enduring memories is of a tiny Japanese kid taking on a massive Samoan kid head on. He got steamrolled of course but that little fella had some balls.

[@Johnjay123]

Don’t you think Caucasians are bigger than Samoans?

[@anon17472]

@@Johnjay123 I'm sure some are - on average though, no

[@sincerelyshimmer]

@@Johnjay123As a Samoan girl, I’m here to tell you, naturally, that’s usually a no.

[@Ronaldtighe2]

"I don't think we've won in the past 2 years or something" So gold coach😂😂

[@ShakTV]

the school sucks needs some Vatu!!

[@hamiihaka]

ya'll should get me to come in i'm 7'8 and 240 kg

[@moey6942]

Islanders are just built different 💪🏽💯

[@Dantheman-nf9xk]

For real 💪

[@Looking-great]

Yep they are warriors.

[@advanceaustralia386]

They ate the little fellas.

[@trancemadmaz]

@@Dantheman-nf9xk For real bru 💪

[@FOE-LEKA]

@@advanceaustralia386ahahahaha dead

[@lukeplayzgamez6414]

As a new Zealander this is extremely true 😆

[@jesse6779]

rugby was always fun till there was a 7ft 180kg maori on the other team in year 6

[@ashleywootton9556]

@@jesse6779 true

[@Samoan_Metalhead]

That Maori accent on point. Just need to add "eah" and "bey" in your sentences 😂😂

[@monkeyd6716]

And churr

[@S3verusMyG]

@@monkeyd6716 And Bro, And G, Maybe even Jeeza

[@jazzabighits4473]

and "cuz"

[@thedoyla]

Awwww not even ow!

[@kairuse659]

@@monkeyd6716 definitely a couple of churs

[@turuff7114]

The "what do they feed you" always cracked me up and left me puzzled growing up my answer always was the same as you 🤣🤣🤣

[@pro_lapsed7613]

Man this is 100% the experience you get growing up in north Qld. Under 15s in cairns going up againts the Thursday island boys was rough like trying to tackle a coke machine on legs and they were just the wingers

[@mccloudy6402]

100K!!! Congrats Shak! Been supporting for a while now and it's amazing to have seen your progress over time, keep up the good work mate! 💛

[@HoldTheBall]

As a Polynesian.. Great skit lmaoo You had it down to a tee bro. 🔥 PS: need more of this fella lol

[@aymzy1]

Hey @Hold The Ball, I have a question: Would you be able to make a "lebanon team 2022" for this year's rugby world cup? I'd love to see my national teams' squad this year. If you can't find the team or do the video, it's alright I don't mind if you don't want to. 🇱🇧❤🇵🇫

[@HoldTheBall]

@@aymzy1 Still got it planned bro. 100%

[@comm04bangr98]

All the bongas at my school are just fat 😂 and the 5 muscley bongas are just gay pretty boys 😂😂

[@alamai7799]

@@comm04bangr98 you descended from us you boonga

[@comm04bangr98]

@@alamai7799 nah mbro not a coconut saying Czzzzdafuckk yo and giving everyone a hiding for no reason, I ain’t nothing like you fobs

[@endercubing8006]

These videos are so bloody relatable lmao 😂

[@hamishsinclair4202]

“Yeah that’s not what I meant but okay” 😂😂

[@michaelwong8878]

The fact that he's a 6'6 128kg 8th grader playing fullback I can't even imagine how big his prop mates gonna be😂

[@Fergus1652]

Year 8 is the same as 7th grade.

[@angusjennings7765]

Man I can’t believe how your impressions are so on point!!! There was a kid like that in my class once and he was double my size, and I was pretty tall for my age as well. 😂

[@skullcrusher5424]

islanders having fucking bear builds fr

[@ratherbefishin1992]

You've got a great variety of ideas Shak, one smart cookie. Your skits are hilarious bro keep it up🤙👌

[@theuso59]

Risen, risen from the depths 🤣🤣🤣 the accuracy of this skit and accent is gold mate

[@jayaustin8091]

Go the WARRIORS😛😛😛 You forgot to mention eating corn beef and hangi💙💚❤ Love the clip had me in fits😂😂😂

[@ginlatu8244]

The long Polynesian for me! Lmao we all have these struggles as islanders 😂💯

[@johnt6022]

Shak, you really need to star in a comedy show!!!.. You are by far, the funniest and most talented guy I've witnessed on KZbin

[@scaryhairylemons9911]

“sounds good g” hahaha all the cuzzies

[@isaakvandaalen3899]

I'm not small for my age, and when I was 19 I got a part time job at a warehouse. I met a Maori kid who was 16 years old, half a head taller than me, and benched something like one and a half of me. Now genetics isn't everything. *But it sure is something*

[@felicitycooke3610]

Seriously how do you take of that kiwi ascent? Your really talented 👍😊😂

[@ShakTV]

still needs some work but its all practice

[@philb386]

@@ShakTV Its passable south Auckland Shak

[@yuukimasamura5143]

**you’re** really talented.

[@borris3768]

Kiwi accent is as easy as an American accent

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

​@@borris3768Not quite American accents are by far the easiest.

[@silvermc4hyt939]

These videos make my day better , thanks so much shak and congrats on 100k!!

[@T4k3n-by-k1ngz]

All these islanders and Māoris probably laughing at this keep up the good work bro

[@memes4u378]

As an Aussie kid I can confirm this is how teams are chosen

[@Filzkiiz]

YesSiRr!! Yehhh... fUkKeN Oouff braz!! Lol!! You too funny ShAk!! Definately look forward to watching the NEXT installment to this....

[@okbutjikook]

He nails all these roles perfectly 😂😂💯

[@Idk-id8nv]

“That sounds mean sir” 😂😂

[@ryanazzopardi4318]

This could be the best thing I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@Astrogamezz]

As a New Zealander The Pacific Islanders are about 6’3 at 11 years old. They are scary..

[@Johnjay123]

Are they really that big?

[@ult_footy1]

So accurate lmao, These ideas keep getting better holy loving these vids so far keep it up Shak!!! 👌👍🔥

[@Kiwiasbrooo]

Left the most important thing of the list when you asked what he ate. Its all about the taro haha

[@thecountysfinest]

"yeah we eat meats, breads, pasta, fruitloops" 😂😂

[@youtubedeletedmynamewhybother]

I was a smol white boi back in school and i remember coming against this team in the "grand finals" we had one day. I swear they hand picked lads straight out of jail. The opposing team consisted of 100% 6 foot tall man children that could probably work as a security guard. This was year 6. We got fucking wrecked, and the reff was dirty as fuck against us. We actually didnt have a snowballs chance in hell.

[@lulupompy12]

LMFAO...THIS GUY KILLS THE New Zealand accent...the name ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂..

[@oteleiosefa3509]

“Since 1976, when I was playing for this school, there’s no heart anymore”😂😂

[@MrNotesofmusic]

Mate I remember when the break for year 8 was over and we started school and the Tongan, Samoan and New Zealand boys came back looking like units.

[@zPabloZB]

Your accents are legit masterpieces!! ,🐐

[@jameswilliam2708]

Played 7s in the Army. Whenever there’s a whisper of rugby, Fijians seem to sprout up from the ground. Somehow even the small ones hit like they weigh 130kg.

[@Lysteez]

U are so good! Keep it up bro

[@Degrees-ci4wd]

I swear shak can do every accent

[@lenitafunai7792]

"Can I play fullback sir" What every island prop would say when joining league or union lol😂😂

[@eligrabbe9970]

always some 6ft2 islander thats the fastest on the team and has broken too many bones

[@ammanurrahman350]

He's on point friken EVERYTIME!!

[@dannydeadlifts]

this whole skit is chef’s kiss 🤌🏽🤌🏽💋

[@tomjones4451]

Back in the old days I was in year12 and a year 8 student was bigger and wider than any year 12 student…Naturally big and strong, gentle giant!

[@HypeRatt]

It's like Gandalf meeting a Hobbit for the first time 😂

[@andysmith6218]

Froot Loops 🤣🤣🤣 Fkn hilarious.

[@jamesr5741]

I needed that laughter, cheers Shak!

[@shxrks07]

As a Kiwi This skit is straight up facts

[@urphakeandgey6308]

You'll see some huge islander and they'll straight up be like "I'm the small one in my family!"

[@Sam-jl4yi]

Every video is on point and funny as! 😂 Keep up the good work mate!! 🙌

[@BH-dsk]

Same here in Australia. I remember many years ago rocking up to play under 12s rugby league, against St Marys, and a towering 6 foot+ 95kg Tony Puletua appeared from the dressing rooms. We were all hoping he was the coach. But no he was the front row prop. We averaged 55kg. I think he scored at least 8 tries that day, we bounced off him like we were tackling a tree trunk.

[@james_plays6175]

Yo that voice was perfect

[@gayassmf1580]

As a kiwi is wasn't but okay

[@james_plays6175]

@@gayassmf1580 eh sorry but I thought it was half perfect

[@downiegaming9709]

@@gayassmf1580 lmao yeah its a stereotypical voice like alot of kiwis i know their accent is no where near that strong

[@james_plays6175]

Ikr bro it’s just like what Americans think of aussies they do the dumbest voices but we don’t sound like that I get what u mean G sorry

[@SlinnbobGames]

In England, i went to school with a pacific island lad and in year 8 (age 12/13ish) he was running 100m in like 12 seconds ffs - dude dislocated his arm during a rugby game, popped it back in and tackled me with 1 arm.

[@donnybrascocoliogne819]

😂😂 Dis Goiiiiiii......Awesome skit, yep us Kiwi Poly love K.F.C - "KORNPEEF FWIEEED CHIIIKEN😂😂

[@slickz3843]

Guy is a bloody legend

[@JS50108]

Hay Shak, could you please do some more videos on Lazy and dumb Aussie high school kids. That will be great fun. Thanks

[@cockroachman27]

I would like to see more of this as well

[@elgordo9031]

Want to reminisce again brother? Bring back da ole days hermano?

[@RugbyChamp378]

That is 100% true every team that i have played in always passes the ball to the big pacific island kid

[@icell360]

Congrats on 100k bro. keep up the good work👍

[@ShakTV]

thanks brother

[@mikeoxbig1978]

I remember when I was playing for the first XV at school we had a game against an invitational team from a Fijian school. These "kids" were physical freaks with moustaches and beards! Our coach did his nut! Started demanding birth certificates! 🤣 They were huge, strong and fast but luckily not very coordinated and organised. We won.

[@S3verusMyG]

Fiji is like the discount Tonga, which is a Discount Samoa, which is a Half Priced Aoteroa.

[@682ariki]

@@S3verusMyG 😂😂

[@Dogselfie]

@@S3verusMyG fijis better than samoa and tonga tho😭💀

[@doctorfate2641]

Facial hair is kinda normal for the young ones here

[@horcee1464]

@@S3verusMyG 💀💀💀

[@charlescraig8994]

"The is your family big joke" cracks me up

[@Footy_editz9]

The way he says “Riiiiiiiiise it from the depths” with his actions are so funny 😂 this is my 9th time watching this video

[@Jzcmnbk]

"6ft6... 128 kilos" 😂😂😂

[@phaze5080]

Mate as a New Zealander this is 100% true if your not 6ft and 90kgs at yr 8 you got no hope in rugby

[@TheILoveScotch]

As a new zealander islander Australian i can confirm that I am a chinese

[@Huimatewaka]

How dare you !!!!!!!!!!!!! be 100% correct in all ways lol i know the Fakatinis they some big boned cuzzys hahaha....absolutely bang on Brother thanks heaps for the laugh.

[@stavio12]

Sir, I'm sorry to distruct you...🤣🤣🤣

[@user-dh5gi7yr2o]

They sound always like they dont wanna hurt your feelings

[@gigavex9824]

Sound Kinda Like Umm Jonah from Tonga Kid Shak ur The best Skit guy in this universe I look up to and laugh when U make any video

[@Soulwander818]

Yeah, it sucks how they took Chris Lily's works like Jonah from Tonga out of Netflix.

[@FyForiza]

congrats for 100K!

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Ladies and gents, we shall one day be able to say we were fans of this bloke before he became a huge star.

[@quandaleabduljabbar1276]

The fruit loops everytime, its bloody amazing

[@ShakTV]

very tasty

[@quandaleabduljabbar1276]

@@ShakTVvery tasty very true

[@djthfc6045]

never forget a u14 pre-season trial when this Polynesian man got out of his car, laced up his boots, and took the field.

[@falconmclenny7284]

Married into a kiwi family.. this is scary accurate. Some hard people.. until their mum calls.

[@Aussiestreet_media]

The lanyard that says “Staff” just really gets me

[@tremainemulitalo9371]

Thanks for mocking us 😂😂 loved it!!

[@CTprogamer13]

As a moāri/kiwi my rugby coach is exactly like this but kiwi version and not just my team but every other team

[@jaylenvesi8859]

I have the body of a Samoan and the pride of an Italian, so imagine the command I project onto the field. Suffice to say that I know the power that we Islanders can project around us, and that our high affinity for the game often puts us into an elevated position over others. My birth to a wealthy Italian mother only put even more expectation for myself as it was my ancestors who paved the way to Western civilisation, and it is thus so that one who stands before me, stands before the legacy that is shouldered by the great legacy of my people. No training can overcome my immaculate strength nor will my honor permit any to triumph over me. This is the power that he who is blessed with a strong father and prideful mother commands, and all who know of it will bow before it. This is my vow.

[@potaka79]

Tu meke bro.. Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@taftaletua3670]

"Oh thats not good ay" 😂😂😂😂

[@jamespitcher6936]

Love how the massive islander kid is just supernice 😂

[@batteytehoukamau9962]

“ We’re do you think your going “ lol

[@Xwisit]

Hahaha fck me bro. All your vids are a true representation of what Australia truly is.

[@JV-im8zy]

Bro I would find it hard to believe you’re not Pacific Islander yourself 😂😂😂

[@DaREALMocker]

as a new Zealander half Māori i really love the New Zealand joke he put in here lol

[@Tyrone003hi]

Islanders are one of the nicest people you’ll meet

[@tortor0782]

As someone who went to boarding school in Queensland, I can vouch for this vid. But the PNG kids were even crazier on the rugby field 🤣🤣🤙😎

[@WalkingW258]

Bloody ripper vid man keep it up mate!

[@Martinezelprimero]

Lmaooo the teacher is dumb XDDD 0:59

[@shaydtiueti1557]

I can confirm this is truth. Accuracy 1 hunnit gee ,🤣🤣👍

[@pippypheloung2955]

These vids just keep getting better and better

[@Jet721plane]

2:46 mr garrison lol

[@BBButters]

Thought he was gonna go with the " I'm in year 8.......but I've been held back 6 years"

[@tma78]

1:36 Raro and Taro!