That BIG Pacific Islander Kid

Bigger than every adult at age 13
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[@mattfalk8493]

As a New Zealander I can confirm this 100% how school rugby teams are chosen..

[@PressedCharges]

jak

[@urdad.5734]

jak

[@comm04bangr98]

jak

[@Ouhayottoko]

Stfu you play handball

[@littlevicecity9075]

Fk up you play tag

[@dboydev]

i remember my little 15 year old 6'2 Samoan cousin coming home telling me about his first day in a new school in NZ. The Coach found him during lunchtime and handshake hugged him in tears.

[@Dogselfie]

Bruh 😭😭😭

[@dianehumffreys9487]

Why was he in tears, finding someone like that is pretty normal cuz

[@satui2807]

@@dianehumffreys9487 You may be right, when I was in year 7 (this was my first year playing for the school rugby team) we had massive players over 6ft and this one guy named Charome was even 6”4, and the scary part is they were year 8’s.. Just one year above me. And still that tall.

[@Caesar00Chan]

Even if you’re a kid, if you’re 6’2”, that ain’t no child, that’s a grown ass man 😂😂😂 (Jokes aside, that’s wicked to be 15 and already cracking over 6ft)

[@Rumym8]

@@Caesar00Chan im 23 and im 1cm into being 5 ft 5 im so small lol

[@eatingsnowman]

As a New Zealander I can confirm in years 7&8 there were 6ft 100kg islanders in the school rugby teams

[@IllBeBackG]

It's kinda funny I'm in year 7 and 6ft 1 and 100kg

[@cockroachman27]

@@IllBeBackG you don't have any islander in you do you?

[@IllBeBackG]

@@cockroachman27 no I don't I am from Europe

[@cockroachman27]

@@IllBeBackG the Balkans?

[@Jzcmnbk]

Easy.

[@ritxual-8719]

Man he just gets better and better with these skits lol

[@karmaneksvk]

facts

[@lightfoot.2000]

Actual 😅 all daze

[@tera_mitchy_yt6798]

Yessireee

[@Yeah_Nahhh]

Agreed!

[@blakebarnes8618]

Totally agree with you mate

[@ewokssfan1642]

We need a footy sequel to the kid that doesn’t look their age. Yusuf and this Bloke will fucking dominant.

[@ShakTV]

what a clash on the footy field that would be

[@IllBeBackG]

We need it

[@melloshreader]

True😂🤣

[@FredricksonZak]

@@ShakTV brother, us blokes under 30 know we had that coach, we all did hahshahaha

[@themaster7552]

@@ShakTV do you like AFL or NRL more?

[@anon17472]

I used to ref junior Rugby and one of my enduring memories is of a tiny Japanese kid taking on a massive Samoan kid head on. He got steamrolled of course but that little fella had some balls.

[@Johnjay123]

Don’t you think Caucasians are bigger than Samoans?

[@anon17472]

@@Johnjay123 I'm sure some are - on average though, no

[@ASH1ER2747]

"I don't think we've won in the past 2 years or something" So gold coach😂😂

[@ShakTV]

the school sucks needs some Vatu!!

[@moey6942]

Islanders are just built different 💪🏽💯

[@Dantheman-nf9xk]

For real 💪

[@Looking-great]

Yep they are warriors.

[@advanceaustralia386]

They ate the little fellas.

[@trancemadmaz]

@@Dantheman-nf9xk For real bru 💪

[@FOE-LEKA]

@@advanceaustralia386ahahahaha dead

[@Samoan_Metalhead]

That Maori accent on point. Just need to add "eah" and "bey" in your sentences 😂😂

[@monkeyd6716]

And churr

[@S3verusMyG]

@@monkeyd6716 And Bro, And G, Maybe even Jeeza

[@jazzabighits4473]

and "cuz"

[@thedoyla]

Awwww not even ow!

[@kairuse659]

@@monkeyd6716 definitely a couple of churs

[@lukeplayzgamez6414]

As a new Zealander this is extremely true 😆

[@jesse6779]

rugby was always fun till there was a 7ft 180kg maori on the other team in year 6

[@ashleywootton9556]

@@jesse6779 true

[@michaelwong8878]

The fact that he's a 6'6 128kg 8th grader playing fullback I can't even imagine how big his prop mates gonna be😂

[@Fergus1652]

Year 8 is the same as 7th grade.

[@pro_lapsed7613]

Man this is 100% the experience you get growing up in north Qld. Under 15s in cairns going up againts the Thursday island boys was rough like trying to tackle a coke machine on legs and they were just the wingers

[@HoldTheBall]

As a Polynesian.. Great skit lmaoo You had it down to a tee bro. 🔥 PS: need more of this fella lol

[@aymanmourad8459]

Hey @Hold The Ball, I have a question: Would you be able to make a "lebanon team 2022" for this year's rugby world cup? I'd love to see my national teams' squad this year. If you can't find the team or do the video, it's alright I don't mind if you don't want to. 🇱🇧❤🇵🇫

[@HoldTheBall]

@@aymanmourad8459 Still got it planned bro. 100%

[@comm04bangr98]

All the bongas at my school are just fat 😂 and the 5 muscley bongas are just gay pretty boys 😂😂

[@alamai7799]

@@comm04bangr98 you descended from us you boonga

[@comm04bangr98]

@@alamai7799 nah mbro not a coconut saying Czzzzdafuckk yo and giving everyone a hiding for no reason, I ain’t nothing like you fobs

[@angusjennings7765]

Man I can’t believe how your impressions are so on point!!! There was a kid like that in my class once and he was double my size, and I was pretty tall for my age as well. 😂

[@turuff7114]

The "what do they feed you" always cracked me up and left me puzzled growing up my answer always was the same as you 🤣🤣🤣

[@felicitycooke3610]

Seriously how do you take of that kiwi ascent? Your really talented 👍😊😂

[@ShakTV]

still needs some work but its all practice

[@philb386]

@@ShakTV Its passable south Auckland Shak

[@yuukimasamura5143]

**you’re** really talented.

[@borris3768]

Kiwi accent is as easy as an American accent

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

​@@borris3768Not quite American accents are by far the easiest.

[@mccloudy6402]

100K!!! Congrats Shak! Been supporting for a while now and it's amazing to have seen your progress over time, keep up the good work mate! 💛

[@hamishsinclair4202]

“Yeah that’s not what I meant but okay” 😂😂

[@endercubing8006]

These videos are so bloody relatable lmao 😂

[@isaakvandaalen3899]

I'm not small for my age, and when I was 19 I got a part time job at a warehouse. I met a Maori kid who was 16 years old, half a head taller than me, and benched something like one and a half of me. Now genetics isn't everything. *But it sure is something*

[@usosaunoa2993]

Risen, risen from the depths 🤣🤣🤣 the accuracy of this skit and accent is gold mate

[@ratherbefishin1992]

You've got a great variety of ideas Shak, one smart cookie. Your skits are hilarious bro keep it up🤙👌

[@dimann1090]

This is 100% accurate, captured the island accent and disposition perfectly lol

[@johnt6022]

Shak, you really need to star in a comedy show!!!.. You are by far, the funniest and most talented guy I've witnessed on KZbin

[@jayaustin8091]

Go the WARRIORS😛😛😛 You forgot to mention eating corn beef and hangi💙💚❤ Love the clip had me in fits😂😂😂

[@ginlatu8244]

The long Polynesian for me! Lmao we all have these struggles as islanders 😂💯

[@ult_footy1]

So accurate lmao, These ideas keep getting better holy loving these vids so far keep it up Shak!!! 👌👍🔥

[@zPabloZB]

Your accents are legit masterpieces!! ,🐐

[@Filzkiiz]

YesSiRr!! Yehhh... fUkKeN Oouff braz!! Lol!! You too funny ShAk!! Definately look forward to watching the NEXT installment to this....

[@mikeoxbig1978]

I remember when I was playing for the first XV at school we had a game against an invitational team from a Fijian school. These "kids" were physical freaks with moustaches and beards! Our coach did his nut! Started demanding birth certificates! 🤣 They were huge, strong and fast but luckily not very coordinated and organised. We won.

[@S3verusMyG]

Fiji is like the discount Tonga, which is a Discount Samoa, which is a Half Priced Aoteroa.

[@whoistino]

@@S3verusMyG 😂😂

[@Dogselfie]

@@S3verusMyG fijis better than samoa and tonga tho😭💀

[@doctorfate2641]

Facial hair is kinda normal for the young ones here

[@horcee1464]

@@S3verusMyG 💀💀💀

[@silvermc4hyt939]

These videos make my day better , thanks so much shak and congrats on 100k!!

[@jamesr5741]

I needed that laughter, cheers Shak!

[@youtubedeletedmynamewhybother]

I was a smol white boi back in school and i remember coming against this team in the "grand finals" we had one day. I swear they hand picked lads straight out of jail. The opposing team consisted of 100% 6 foot tall man children that could probably work as a security guard. This was year 6. We got fucking wrecked, and the reff was dirty as fuck against us. We actually didnt have a snowballs chance in hell.

[@Sam-jl4yi]

Every video is on point and funny as! 😂 Keep up the good work mate!! 🙌

[@T4k3n-by-k1ngz]

All these islanders and Māoris probably laughing at this keep up the good work bro

[@memes4u378]

As an Aussie kid I can confirm this is how teams are chosen

[@okbutjikook-8061]

He nails all these roles perfectly 😂😂💯

[@scaryhairylemons9911]

“sounds good g” hahaha all the cuzzies

[@urphakeandgey6308]

You'll see some huge islander and they'll straight up be like "I'm the small one in my family!"

[@lulupompy12]

LMFAO...THIS GUY KILLS THE New Zealand accent...the name ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂..

[@dannydeadlifts]

this whole skit is chef’s kiss 🤌🏽🤌🏽💋

[@VT97Calais]

@shakTV loving the regular video postings mate such a legend !

[@nathansoutbackfishing]

Love ya work bro

[@Astrogamezz]

As a New Zealander The Pacific Islanders are about 6’3 at 11 years old. They are scary..

[@Johnjay123]

Are they really that big?

[@Idk-id8nv]

“That sounds mean sir” 😂😂

[@WalkingW258]

Bloody ripper vid man keep it up mate!

[@ammanurrahman350]

He's on point friken EVERYTIME!!

[@tremainemulitalo9371]

Thanks for mocking us 😂😂 loved it!!

[@Kiwiasbrooo]

Left the most important thing of the list when you asked what he ate. Its all about the taro haha

[@Red.OG.]

Love your work bro, like the different variety of nationalities… would love to see you do a skit with Jimmy Jackson

[@eligrabbe9970]

always some 6ft2 islander thats the fastest on the team and has broken too many bones

[@j2_trappyjerry828]

We need a part 2 this was really good

[@Degrees-ci4wd]

I swear shak can do every accent

[@donnybrascocoliogne819]

😂😂 Dis Goiiiiiii......Awesome skit, yep us Kiwi Poly love K.F.C - "KORNPEEF FWIEEED CHIIIKEN😂😂

[@IVOR_TRAPSKI]

Chur g this is on shak 💯

[@skrooge2563]

Hahaha yeyah nah this is crack up bro funny asf got the accent n slang n everything🤣🤣

[@Aussiestreet_media]

The lanyard that says “Staff” just really gets me

[@lenitafunai7792]

"Can I play fullback sir" What every island prop would say when joining league or union lol😂😂

[@yallahcuz]

congrats on 100k shak your content is top notch

[@Huimatewaka]

How dare you !!!!!!!!!!!!! be 100% correct in all ways lol i know the Fakatinis they some big boned cuzzys hahaha....absolutely bang on Brother thanks heaps for the laugh.

[@elawz3364]

The impression is pretty good and funny 👍🏽chur chur ma bro

[@olsenia3731]

more episodes of vadu please hahhaha... this is gold

[@ryanazzopardi4318]

This could be the best thing I've ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

[@sandraharbieh6662]

I love ur videos there so funny and entertaining Pls do a video of the lebo parent teacher interview

[@potaka79]

Tu meke bro.. Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@oteleiosefa3509]

“Since 1976, when I was playing for this school, there’s no heart anymore”😂😂

[@thecountysfinest]

"yeah we eat meats, breads, pasta, fruitloops" 😂😂

[@rosekahla9116]

Bro shak your such a good actor and your voice is on point

[@musicislife927]

That impression is scary spot on 🤣💪🏻😁🤙🏻

[@lochlannharlofalzoncook707]

Vovin the uploads man theese arefire

[@shaydtiueti1557]

I can confirm this is truth. Accuracy 1 hunnit gee ,🤣🤣👍

[@jameswilliam2708]

Played 7s in the Army. Whenever there’s a whisper of rugby, Fijians seem to sprout up from the ground. Somehow even the small ones hit like they weigh 130kg.

[@waiszale]

😄😄😂😂 your kiwi accent is on point bro 🤙🏽🔥🔥💯

[@JS50108]

Great stuff. Loving it. 👍👍😂😂

[@djthfc6045]

never forget a u14 pre-season trial when this Polynesian man got out of his car, laced up his boots, and took the field.

[@mikaela23905]

Shak never fails to entertain

[@Footy_editz9]

The way he says “Riiiiiiiiise it from the depths” with his actions are so funny 😂 this is my 9th time watching this video

[@rimawihone]

love Vaaduu! More!!

[@sethmaggs2190]

Congrats on 100k shak!

[@Aussiestreet_media]

Congrats on 100k subs shak!

[@dani83red]

🤣 I love the camera angle. So good!

[@icell360]

Congrats on 100k bro. keep up the good work👍

[@ShakTV]

thanks brother

[@BrokenSilvia]

Only found out about you through Mohammed Bond, dude you're killing it! Absolutely hooked

[@OverlordViciousKiwi]

Straight up facts from the SCC 275

[@jamespitcher6936]

Love how the massive islander kid is just supernice 😂

[@pippypheloung2955]

These vids just keep getting better and better

[@hi79cruisers90]

This is hilarious their needs to be a part 2

[@jmariii1145]

congrats on 100k!!!!

[@garthcooper2832]

Nailed it! So good.

[@tma78]

1:36 Raro and Taro!

[@moey6942]

These are too good bro 😂😂

[@SlinnbobGames]

In England, i went to school with a pacific island lad and in year 8 (age 12/13ish) he was running 100m in like 12 seconds ffs - dude dislocated his arm during a rugby game, popped it back in and tackled me with 1 arm.

[@andysmith6218]

Froot Loops 🤣🤣🤣 Fkn hilarious.

[@tortor0782]

As someone who went to boarding school in Queensland, I can vouch for this vid. But the PNG kids were even crazier on the rugby field 🤣🤣🤙😎

[@BH-dsk]

Same here in Australia. I remember many years ago rocking up to play under 12s rugby league, against St Marys, and a towering 6 foot+ 95kg Tony Puletua appeared from the dressing rooms. We were all hoping he was the coach. But no he was the front row prop. We averaged 55kg. I think he scored at least 8 tries that day, we bounced off him like we were tackling a tree trunk.

[@enjinman]

This guy is a legend 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@charlescraig8994]

"The is your family big joke" cracks me up

[@bradmayers9204]

Underrated asf!!

[@couchbuddha]

More of this please!!!!

[@oceanman1687]

Yeah man, pretty true. Choice video too, it was great.