That friend who wants a zombie apocalypse to happens

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LongBeachGriffy

LongBeachGriffy

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@user-ex3zb3tq5w
@user-ex3zb3tq5w 5 ай бұрын
Zombies giving you brain is quite the plot twist
@iMeta4
@iMeta4 5 ай бұрын
I feel like that's a bar.
@jonchapa5404
@jonchapa5404 5 ай бұрын
You gotta deteeth them first.
@maybetomorrownewmaker
@maybetomorrownewmaker 5 ай бұрын
Poetic irony
@toxicgracie3772
@toxicgracie3772 5 ай бұрын
​@@jonchapa5404It'll feel good?
@WhiskerDooz
@WhiskerDooz 5 ай бұрын
I fw them gummie grannies ​@@jonchapa5404
@AverageJoe_15
@AverageJoe_15 5 ай бұрын
The dudes who want a zombies apocalypse are the same ones who don’t know what to do with themselves when the power goes out
@IIIISai
@IIIISai 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@MiahV007
@MiahV007 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ernestomoreno4409
@ernestomoreno4409 5 ай бұрын
Also the ones that think they know what to do but just make the situation worse.
@trophyscene5015
@trophyscene5015 5 ай бұрын
Well I was born in a different generation so I'd be perfectly fine without internet and cell phones, and I too am waiting for the fun of a zombie apocalypse to happen. I still buy physical media and don't use "digital only" stuff as much as possible so... as long as I have some kind of generator or battery power there would be plenty to do lol. Guns ✅️ MREs✅️ DVDs and portable player that takes batteries✅️ Survival gadgets✅️ Crank powered Radio and TV ✅️ Let's gooooooooo! 🔥🍾
@whitebwoi
@whitebwoi 5 ай бұрын
@@trophyscene5015 Yup you'll be the first to die, I hope you have a deep sports/military/martial arts background otherwise you're gonna be one of negan's h03s
@akshatsingh9071
@akshatsingh9071 5 ай бұрын
"Zombie" seems to be his new favourite Brazzers category
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 5 ай бұрын
On the dead homies
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 5 ай бұрын
@@frankdrebinn It already exists
@domonickrayford6181
@domonickrayford6181 5 ай бұрын
Gets the job done every time!
@h4xagon909
@h4xagon909 5 ай бұрын
why do you know that this exists? there sum u aint telling us?
@rosalinamacarita01
@rosalinamacarita01 5 ай бұрын
​​@@h4xagon909What *doesn't* have r34 at this point? In order to not have it you must be either non existent or underrated/irrelevant as fūck
@EjRidenhour
@EjRidenhour 5 ай бұрын
Growing up I always wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen until I realized if it’s a virus instead of the actual undead we have to worry about mosquitoes
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 5 ай бұрын
Nuke apocalypse is better
@RashaunEatOreos
@RashaunEatOreos 5 ай бұрын
Facts!!!
@umaru1942
@umaru1942 5 ай бұрын
that depends on the mosquitoes functioning normally despite the virus, which could not be the case, they could just drop dead from it
@johnsober
@johnsober 5 ай бұрын
Mosquitoes can't transmit HIV for example The virus just gets digested by them. Organisms being a vector isn't a given: it requires the virus evolving to be able to be transmitted by them. But yeah, if there are multiple vectors in addition to zombie humans, it'd be dunzo, especially if the virus doesn't affect the vectors. That'd be some plague inc type ish
@raizo-kp7pz
@raizo-kp7pz 5 ай бұрын
Having kids can change your mind too
@TheTrueRandomGamer
@TheTrueRandomGamer 5 ай бұрын
You know they're gonna be the first to bite it, no pun intended.
@lostonthemoon5074
@lostonthemoon5074 5 ай бұрын
Intend your puns, coward
@EerilyMidnight
@EerilyMidnight 5 ай бұрын
They say that they want a zombie apocalypse but will get scared as hell when they see a zombie or even regret what they said
@riakitsune2762
@riakitsune2762 5 ай бұрын
I think zombies would be a neat apocalypse
@SupportMurray24759k
@SupportMurray24759k 5 ай бұрын
Fa real
@dionstewart7394
@dionstewart7394 5 ай бұрын
Nahhh, you intended that pun. Get the fuck out of here and take this like with you homie.😂
@G4atw
@G4atw 5 ай бұрын
“Kobe of the apocalypse” 😂😂😂
@TheDecafec4
@TheDecafec4 5 ай бұрын
😂
@nont18411
@nont18411 5 ай бұрын
So a helicopter falling from the sky then
@Galaxy-MediaX
@Galaxy-MediaX 4 ай бұрын
​​@@nont18411why 😔
@VIRAL..
@VIRAL.. 5 ай бұрын
Joke aside whos thinking about ass in a zombie apocalypse 🤣 we don't want no zombified diddy roaming around
@javonnixon8470
@javonnixon8470 5 ай бұрын
The people who given up on surviving a zombie apocalypse because even if you survive a zombie apocalypse the world after isn’t gonna be a world you would want to live in
@caiden3396
@caiden3396 5 ай бұрын
Characters in TWD did with non zombies. The zombies smelled bad, though. And I'd imagine the non zombies may not have smelled good. Although, they could have rinsed with clean water which is better for the skin microbiome anyway (though soap is good in some cases). And they could have cleaned their mouths with sticks, hair, and food they foraged or other stuff. They probably didn't, though.
@IIIISai
@IIIISai 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@IIIISai
@IIIISai 5 ай бұрын
@@caiden3396 just say humans god damn lol, and yea realistically everybody got skin infections amd dandruff idk why the show makes them look all clean
@RetreatSequel
@RetreatSequel 5 ай бұрын
🙋‍♂️
@de_plum123
@de_plum123 5 ай бұрын
“Zussy’s”
@Darkyryus_
@Darkyryus_ 5 ай бұрын
More like Zussies
@vagabond4576
@vagabond4576 5 ай бұрын
Zusseys. Spell it right.
@de_plum123
@de_plum123 5 ай бұрын
@@vagabond4576 🤓
@siedahholmes5031
@siedahholmes5031 5 ай бұрын
I snickered at that part🤣🤣🤣
@CheemengeRa
@CheemengeRa 5 ай бұрын
@@vagabond4576zussy’s *
@OwentheKingofDudes
@OwentheKingofDudes 5 ай бұрын
Everybody thinks they're gonna be the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding badass who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans. Nobody thinks they're gonna be the guy in the survivor group who is nursing their bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them.
@IIIISai
@IIIISai 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@PrinceClxoud
@PrinceClxoud 5 ай бұрын
​@@IIIISai American badass
@tiberianexcalibur
@tiberianexcalibur 5 ай бұрын
I don’t think we even have enough ammo to defend ourselves if we lived in the cities.
@Barthenn
@Barthenn 5 ай бұрын
I personally never understood those people that protect someone that has been bitten doesn't matter if its a love one or not. That person has been bitten its over.
@tencents6
@tencents6 5 ай бұрын
Nobody thinks they're gonna BE the bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them, or until he's killed by that friend who's actually the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding bad@$$ who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans.
@supergaymerman
@supergaymerman 5 ай бұрын
"Walking Dead season 1 mentally disabled racist zombies" 😂😅🤣
@caiden3396
@caiden3396 5 ай бұрын
He's not wrong.😅They were racist.
@Kami_26
@Kami_26 5 ай бұрын
that's a lot of adjectives.
@rixardinho7791
@rixardinho7791 5 ай бұрын
@@caiden3396 The only difference is that they are already dead 💀💀💀
@rixardinho7791
@rixardinho7791 5 ай бұрын
Best part of the video lmaooo
@MichaelJohnson-uz5is
@MichaelJohnson-uz5is 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JCainefdp
@JCainefdp 5 ай бұрын
I visited Long Beach a few weeks back, and I actually ran into Griff at a Panera Bread. I asked for his autograph, and he promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 57 seconds, after which he released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma. Keep up the great work Griff.
@millionshadesofdarkness2165
@millionshadesofdarkness2165 5 ай бұрын
Griff my goat doing gods work
@crongusclips7836
@crongusclips7836 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Aussieduderivs1
@Aussieduderivs1 5 ай бұрын
I saw Longbeachgriffy at a grocery store in Long beach yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@wendellvaldez3662
@wendellvaldez3662 5 ай бұрын
Yea he gave my girl a couple of back shots and made me watch (looked me in the eyes the whole time)
@MonkeyDLuffy-zk2up
@MonkeyDLuffy-zk2up 5 ай бұрын
​@@Aussieduderivs1 Where is this fabricated story from? Saw someone say the same thing word for word a long time ago about Bill Gates 😂
@echoingmelodies
@echoingmelodies 5 ай бұрын
"speak for yourself" got me dyin 😂😂😂😂
@AlfonsoWhitfield-Joyner
@AlfonsoWhitfield-Joyner 5 ай бұрын
I swear the facial expression to. 🤣
@theJuicmanisbak
@theJuicmanisbak 5 ай бұрын
That Tiffany Haddish stray was uncalled for and also valid
@Fredrique66
@Fredrique66 5 ай бұрын
Maaaaan
@artemisagrotera9230
@artemisagrotera9230 5 ай бұрын
dont forget schumer, id probably blow my brains out before taking that drastic measure
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg 5 ай бұрын
Love the amy schumer stray
@theJuicmanisbak
@theJuicmanisbak 5 ай бұрын
@@mandreadfg everybody loves an Amy Schumer stray 💀
@arjunks316
@arjunks316 5 ай бұрын
I thought people loved Tiffany Haddish. What happened?
@Ares-x23
@Ares-x23 5 ай бұрын
“NOT THE WORLD WAR Z ZOMBIES OH HELL NAW”😂😂
@agoins
@agoins 5 ай бұрын
Yeah we'll all be cooked 😂
@nnahmelody2858
@nnahmelody2858 5 ай бұрын
Those were on another level 😤😤
@WillsWorld29
@WillsWorld29 5 ай бұрын
Instant death 😂😭💀
@jeff-8511
@jeff-8511 4 ай бұрын
They are way too fast
@SteveSkits
@SteveSkits 5 ай бұрын
Those be the first friends that die...zussies was crazy btw lol
@agoins
@agoins 4 ай бұрын
Death by zussy 😂
@Marku912
@Marku912 5 ай бұрын
"Man, a zombie apocalypse would be soooo fun!😃" People act like they wouldnt be pissing themselves if a zombie were to walk up. Also, the exhaustion and paranoia from being on high alert 24/7. Lastly, worrying about running out of supplies and having to find more.
@V_ii
@V_ii 5 ай бұрын
There's a lot of idiots in the world.
@agoins
@agoins 5 ай бұрын
See it took me 5 mins of scrolling to find your comment. I knew you wouldn't let me down 😂😂😂
@alisterfolson
@alisterfolson 5 ай бұрын
Plus groups like The Governor running around
@cheemthief
@cheemthief 5 ай бұрын
bruh ive fought crackheads a zombie is basically the same thing except they prolly have aids or something .
@approximateknowledge5577
@approximateknowledge5577 4 ай бұрын
And all the digestive problems from a lack of sanitation and possibly not properly boiled water.
@TheMallachiv
@TheMallachiv 5 ай бұрын
I used to want a zombie apocalypse, but then I realized I was just severely depressed and overwhelmed and wanted the rest of the world to feel the same way I did. Because I would be used to that feeling and everyone else would be uncomfortable. Also I used to collect knives.
@mingus445_gaming
@mingus445_gaming 5 ай бұрын
this is pretty much why people want that yeah
@ArchlordZer0
@ArchlordZer0 5 ай бұрын
People who want zombie apocalypse never thought about what it means to live in an environment without access to medicine or doctors.
@FeelsGrimMan
@FeelsGrimMan 5 ай бұрын
I don’t think that’s true plenty of them are American
@bbbbbbb51
@bbbbbbb51 5 ай бұрын
I've survived this far without any of that. I'm good
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 5 ай бұрын
Basically. Some aspects of modern society kicks my ass on a regular basis. I fuckin hate work and bills, but I (and most people in this comment section) still have access to an ER, over the counter medication, hot water, air conditioning, a roof over my head, the internet, access to clean water/vehicular transportation/a functioning mobile infrastructure, a washing machine, grocery stores, a fridge/freezer, emergency services. I’m barely making it WITH all those creature comforts. Ain’t no fuckin way I’m not blowing my brains out the moment I lose all that (even in a real life/realistic apocalypse situation) and it becomes crystal clear to me that it ain’t coming back any time soon. Fuck that noise. Ain’t no way to live (no disrespect to my third world and remote tribe brothers and sisters, but you can’t miss what you never had 🤷🏽‍♀️)
@kevthepoet
@kevthepoet 5 ай бұрын
Also they dont have friends and hate their family cos imagine if nearly everyone you knew was dead or zombiefied... if they want that they must have no friends or no compassion.
@Malali16
@Malali16 5 ай бұрын
​@@bbbbbbb51 you never had your shots?????? Boyyy you gonna get polio
@Doc_Beaty
@Doc_Beaty 5 ай бұрын
Zombie Ice Spice getting filled like a Twinkie
@Jdxxt
@Jdxxt 5 ай бұрын
Oh nah
@MultiStormify
@MultiStormify 5 ай бұрын
BRO
@ghostbumps1474
@ghostbumps1474 5 ай бұрын
OH HELL YES
@MrGoddlie
@MrGoddlie 5 ай бұрын
on Diddy
@Gulogulo7387
@Gulogulo7387 5 ай бұрын
🤢 🤮🤮
@ostentatiousbeats
@ostentatiousbeats 5 ай бұрын
"ain't no way that's the only thing you got out of everything I just said" I fuckin felt that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@braferaser1730
@braferaser1730 5 ай бұрын
The biggest problem with a zombie apocalypse is that when it happens there is no way it would go anywhere near extincion level territory if they were too weak, but if they were too strong nobody would have fun.
@oswaldoramos5576
@oswaldoramos5576 5 ай бұрын
egregious back shots is crazy 💀💀💀💀
@winetimewithnic1321
@winetimewithnic1321 5 ай бұрын
Bruh, the second he mentioned haircuts, I knew he was about to take a jab at himself.
@alisterfolson
@alisterfolson 5 ай бұрын
I was thinking about the series Bird Box, and after a number of years Bro Man still had a nice fade AND a cock diesel body? GTFO
@DavidKalu-ho5ms
@DavidKalu-ho5ms 5 ай бұрын
My comment got stolen😭
@smexyboi8467
@smexyboi8467 5 ай бұрын
“Nobody is thinking about sex in a zombie apocalypse” (Coughs in Telltale walking dead Season 2)
@ITACHI9005
@ITACHI9005 5 ай бұрын
This man said Zussy lmaooooooo that was too funny
@youtuberyoutuber312
@youtuberyoutuber312 5 ай бұрын
im already miserable in this society why tf would i want to live in one with chaos, no order, and zombies.
@IIIISai
@IIIISai 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@light-water
@light-water 5 ай бұрын
Zussy, of course 😂
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 5 ай бұрын
A buncha people think they’d be likely to survive a real shit hitting the fan scenario because they have 5 cases of water in their garage, a gun, some ammo, and a box of nonperishable goods that would last them 3 months 😂.
@Malali16
@Malali16 5 ай бұрын
Bc you're miserable in this society?? I think you answered your own question lol
@IIIISai
@IIIISai 5 ай бұрын
@@Malali16 na, if his status quo is misery, why would he want that in a more hopeless world
@fabricesaintfleur994
@fabricesaintfleur994 5 ай бұрын
Those types of people scare and low-key make me rethink the decisions I made with these type of people
@trophyscene5015
@trophyscene5015 5 ай бұрын
But these type of people will save your ass when you're sitting there in your empty house completely unprepared for natural disasters 😂
@whitebwoi
@whitebwoi 5 ай бұрын
@@trophyscene5015 no it wouldn't be. They would 100% be the first to shit their pants and I'd bet money on it.
@diamondwolfpack6
@diamondwolfpack6 5 ай бұрын
​@@whitebwoiif you think people whos prepared would die first i feel sorry for you
@whitebwoi
@whitebwoi 5 ай бұрын
​@@diamondwolfpack6 You're not prepared unless you grew up doing lots of combat sports or sports in general, and then went straight into the military, be at least 6ft 190+ lbs and are able to get along with anyone. As corny as it is, you have to be born ready. Or rich, or already a high ranking member of the military.
@LegendaryTony.
@LegendaryTony. 5 ай бұрын
Lowkey, I still catalog them in my mind if they're the type to spend their life savings on a fully stocked luxury bunker, just in case. Either to hide with them or loot them.
@ericschuster2680
@ericschuster2680 5 ай бұрын
Guys who want the apocalyse to happen expecting slow-ass Walking Dead zombies when a Volatile runs by their window:
@magnvss
@magnvss 5 ай бұрын
Those with such fantasies would the first to die in whatever (zombie or otherwise) apocalypse. Because these are the people who have the least grasp of reality (and movies never being close to the real effects of whatever apocalypse you want to mention).
@Malali16
@Malali16 5 ай бұрын
How would you know though??? Have you been through an apocalypse personally??
@Ccubed92
@Ccubed92 5 ай бұрын
​@@Malali16because movies are fake and yal looking through those lens so he is right kid
@shokurt1
@shokurt1 5 ай бұрын
Us Resident Evil fan already did the training. Now we’re waiting for the outbreak 😅
@JinxeBlaq
@JinxeBlaq 5 ай бұрын
Resident evil zombies that evolve into abominations overtime would be hell
@SuperNeos2
@SuperNeos2 5 ай бұрын
Nah I wouldn’t wanna be in a Resident Evil outbreak. The zombies evolve and you have Mr. X and Lickers running around? And that’s just Resident Evil 2 enemies. The spiders, dogs, giant snack from RE1, Nemesis? Hell no 😆
@MD31NH3VN
@MD31NH3VN 5 ай бұрын
I'm not Jill I'll pass 😭😭
@leinaleilani
@leinaleilani 5 ай бұрын
these are the same people who clocked out after the first three minutes of the pacer test. there’s no way they’re surviving an apocalypse 😂
@agoins
@agoins 5 ай бұрын
Rule number one: cardio 😂😂
@killathraxx3036
@killathraxx3036 5 ай бұрын
As somebody who spends entirely TOO MUCH TIME thinking about the zombie apocalypse and how badass I’d be: “Sign me up.” 😂
@kevthepoet
@kevthepoet 5 ай бұрын
So you care more about looking badass than the lives of your friends and family, got it. This is precisely why humans would be the worst part of a zombie apocalypse. People like you.
@ReyRay559
@ReyRay559 5 ай бұрын
He broke his character when he said *Zussies" 😂😂
@baronsamedi7659
@baronsamedi7659 5 ай бұрын
All fun and games till one of them zombies start clicking
@PayForViewsJST
@PayForViewsJST 5 ай бұрын
If its the last of zombies we are so fucked not too mention bolters from dying light we be more fucked no average person knows Parkour.
@someguy34hnt
@someguy34hnt 4 ай бұрын
''MY PENIS!!!'' 😂😂😂😂
@LoneStarRay
@LoneStarRay 5 ай бұрын
Even if there was an apocalypse, Griff would still be making content
@drew9738
@drew9738 5 ай бұрын
He would be a zombie. But yes and I still would watch if I could.
@light-water
@light-water 5 ай бұрын
Griffy is a walking talking intrusive thought, literally.
@theJuicmanisbak
@theJuicmanisbak 5 ай бұрын
I too wish a zombie apocalypse would happens.. but imma have to pass on the zussy, bro you got it
@ItzCortana
@ItzCortana 5 ай бұрын
Same lmao
@NeverOutOfTheFight
@NeverOutOfTheFight 5 ай бұрын
I'm with you on that pass, but low-key just want a legal reason to try out techniques
@whitebwoi
@whitebwoi 5 ай бұрын
@@NeverOutOfTheFight techniques? I hope that one of those techniques is knowing how to shoot a gun otherwise aikido doesn't work too well during the apocalypse.
@Malali16
@Malali16 5 ай бұрын
​@@whitebwoiyes ion know wtf he talking about either 😂
@xcell_r4thr87
@xcell_r4thr87 5 ай бұрын
​@@whitebwoino he's talking about Naruto ninja techniques
@OuterSpace90
@OuterSpace90 5 ай бұрын
That Zussy does hit different fr.
@biomassregional6vlogstv
@biomassregional6vlogstv 5 ай бұрын
Ayo
@sianais
@sianais 5 ай бұрын
It'd be frosty, tho. Plus, anything moist down there won't be anything you want making contact with your most vulnerable part. Every hole becomes the worst imaginable hole... Why would you want that? Why??? You'd be safer sticking it in sewage. 😢
@doofuslilboy
@doofuslilboy 5 ай бұрын
Zombussy
@Jocin_With_J
@Jocin_With_J 5 ай бұрын
That "speak for yourself" spoke the most volumes
@JTeam45
@JTeam45 5 ай бұрын
I had a friend exactly like this in high school. Zombies non-stop
@Maculure
@Maculure 5 ай бұрын
I had a vivid nightmare of a zombie apocalypse. Friends dying, neighbors killing themselves in their house leaving me their dogs before hand. Yea I’m good off that
@lexcorp213
@lexcorp213 5 ай бұрын
These are conversations that a lot of people have including myself 🤣
@heavybre
@heavybre 5 ай бұрын
Watch Zussy become a whole category on the Hub in the next few years
@mantis8856
@mantis8856 5 ай бұрын
The japanese are ahead of us. there are already weird zombie manga's in which there are bad bitches zombies only living to succ
@أهلا-ه9ر
@أهلا-ه9ر 5 ай бұрын
a man of culture I see .
@strickca991
@strickca991 3 ай бұрын
The people that want a zombie apocalypse are the same guys that can't even run.
@Telkkinzzz-art
@Telkkinzzz-art 5 ай бұрын
Zussy is crazy💀
@yenxion6516
@yenxion6516 5 ай бұрын
That friend would probably the first to die in a zombie apocalypse. 😂
@astraltempestvt
@astraltempestvt 5 ай бұрын
Dang, always thought zombie apocalypse would be cool, but then Griify tellin the truth and reminding me there won't be haircuts. I'm convinced. Zombie apocalypse should not happen.
@NullNoxproduction
@NullNoxproduction 5 ай бұрын
I swear, I said the same thing. You are speaking facts, cause it would be terrible. Except the last apocalypse he named, I would definitely sign up for that last apocalypse too.
@Djemoltellitlikeitis
@Djemoltellitlikeitis 5 ай бұрын
Nobody want smoke with those World War Z zombies 😂
@agoins
@agoins 4 ай бұрын
Especially me 😂😂😂
@wengirlmeetsnoodles
@wengirlmeetsnoodles 5 ай бұрын
I would not even try in a zombie apocalypse . Living is hard enough. I ain’t fighting harder than I need to be
@crystaldavis7148
@crystaldavis7148 5 ай бұрын
If you not thinking bout the zombie apocalypse what're you doing with life 😂😂😂
@foreignrobtv7283
@foreignrobtv7283 5 ай бұрын
“Haircuts? You bald”🥲💀
@PythonAndy
@PythonAndy 5 ай бұрын
01:24 is too real, cant believe youtube allows this 🤣
@oladipupoibitayo4309
@oladipupoibitayo4309 5 ай бұрын
World War Z and Spectral .. Are two of the best zombie movies ever made..
@Vaxmas
@Vaxmas 5 ай бұрын
2:41 bro started casually describing living in ethiopian
@deletedmovies
@deletedmovies 5 ай бұрын
The fact that the audio is inverted already triggers me. Griffy you the man 🔥
@Steavethefish3
@Steavethefish3 5 ай бұрын
“It’s goin be mad zussy”🤣🤣🤣
@blandbeans4081
@blandbeans4081 5 ай бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in and he's already wildn
@Batman_456
@Batman_456 5 ай бұрын
0:02 dude said word? That’s me when I’m barley listening 😂😂
@harshitsingh-jx1vo
@harshitsingh-jx1vo 5 ай бұрын
I can only imagine how fucked up it would be to see a Volatile from Dying Light 1 run across the street 70mph without breaking a sweat.
@AmandaBaker-qy7cr
@AmandaBaker-qy7cr 5 ай бұрын
You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!
@ronmka8931
@ronmka8931 5 ай бұрын
BOT
@sulav_4nt
@sulav_4nt 5 ай бұрын
Griffy should be doing movies and shows !! what a gem
@SabeStrength
@SabeStrength 5 ай бұрын
0:10 this has to be the first time anyone has said these words in this order 💀
@rimurugluttony
@rimurugluttony 5 ай бұрын
I'm willing to deal with any zombie apocalypse but I'm not dealing with Resident Evil n WWZ zombies. Those guys built different
@PgLangGang
@PgLangGang 5 ай бұрын
2:20 Yeah, speak for yourself.
@black168382
@black168382 5 ай бұрын
That friend will always get you to the point to where you will enjoy it 😂
@dashtheorytv
@dashtheorytv 5 ай бұрын
Rick Grimes had two kids post apocalypse...ninjas is thinking about it
@wilcee238
@wilcee238 5 ай бұрын
That was selfish as hell
@incognito9292
@incognito9292 21 сағат бұрын
​@@wilcee238 yeah how dare he try to repopulate the world after an apocalypse
@wilcee238
@wilcee238 10 сағат бұрын
@@incognito9292 The apocalypse was still going on. You're going to have a defenseless baby with zombies around?
@josephmazza6357
@josephmazza6357 5 ай бұрын
The Kobe joke had some nice Norm McDonald feels to it. Thanks for that
@italydave1226
@italydave1226 5 ай бұрын
Hell yeah about time we got a zombie skit by ya boy griffi
@crewrangergaming9582
@crewrangergaming9582 5 ай бұрын
we didn't play (and piss ourselves) playing Resident Evil games in our childhood for no reason.
@ventilate4267
@ventilate4267 5 ай бұрын
This goes well with the calebcity version
@daviemeister3355
@daviemeister3355 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, exactly the points mentioned in the video as to why excitement for apocalypse events are short-lived. I wouldn’t say that being a bit excited or hyped THE MOMENT it occurs is odd. After all, we have watched lots of apocalypse movies and books; so the excitement typically comes from the idea of something once considered fictional coming to life. It’s the same with superheroes and aliens. These things would be extremely exciting at first, because of the idea of something fictional becoming real life. However, the glamour fades when the reality of these events come in. Everyone is excited for aliens until the aliens want to annihilate us all, and their technology is so advanced that fighting back is futile. Everyone is excited for superheroes, but are not prepared for a Homelander-like character existing in real life. Same with a zombie apocalypse. The excitement of being given the opportunity to the bad-ass, unshakeable protagonist fades away when: 1. someone important to you is either killed or eaten; 2. When you start to feel the effects of suddenly being deprived of modern day conveniences (can’t use cellphone, no 911 or ambulances, no product manufacturers or factories to manufacture new products to survive, having to start farming, hunting for your own meat, etc). 3. When you realize the law no longer exists and you start to feel unsettled and unnerved every time you encounter people. Remember, the law is gone. Now there is nothing stopping the racists, rapists, predators, murderers and the vilest of humans beings from preying on the innocent. It will be difficult to tell who is who. Also, how would you even sleep at night when you are harbouring strangers that you aren’t sure will slit your throat when you and your family are vulnerable. 4. You realize that forming a community and making laws isn’t as easy as you once thought: If you do decide to make a band of survivors, how will laws be enforced? What will you do to people who commit the vilest offence? Will you perform the death penalty? If so, where will you draw the line? Will you have therapists who can help reform individuals? How will evidence work in a world without much forensics scientists or forensic science equipments no longer being manufactured? Dealing sentences will now become super difficult. 5. You realize you are not the badass, extremely intelligence, extremely prepared main protagonist you thought you were. You think you would be the guy who owns the bunker but you are probably the guy begging to be let into a settlement or begging for essential needs. All of these are just a tip of the iceberg. Every modern convenience and norms that make us US will disappear. You will have to rebuild everything from scratch. And I assume this apocalypse event could even set us back to before the 2000s age. An apocalypse therefore loses all glamour and becomes the worst thing possible.
@aniocitex1131
@aniocitex1131 5 ай бұрын
“A life that’s end goal is to survive the day, is not for me”- Calebcity
@HonestJerkWil
@HonestJerkWil 4 ай бұрын
This is literally me talking about the Zombie Apocalypse 😂
@StupidlyFunny1
@StupidlyFunny1 5 ай бұрын
Longbeachgriffy in the Walking Dead would be FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 He needs to be in the show ❤
@TexMeta
@TexMeta 5 ай бұрын
Fastest "sign me up" I've ever seen. That shit would get old quick though
@esteban8471
@esteban8471 5 ай бұрын
"If it's hot, sign me up." -Some guy out there
@オタクではない-j5c
@オタクではない-j5c 5 ай бұрын
Griffy be calling himself bald a lot lately. I guess he is a little more self conscious than usual.
@snin3202
@snin3202 5 ай бұрын
Ahhh yeah. That stupid friend who think they would be an MC of zombie apocalypse.
@mfenix911
@mfenix911 5 ай бұрын
Incidentally, there is a Walking Dead porn parody that is quite hilarious.
@InformedSimplicitywithDrJordan
@InformedSimplicitywithDrJordan 5 ай бұрын
Dude put Amy shumer and Tiffany haddish on the same level hahahah
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 5 ай бұрын
As a fan of the walking dead, it always amazed me that none of the characters we got to meet on the show killed themselves 😂. Like who tf would wanna live through that. Some of us out here barely making it even when we have hot showers, Netflix, and grocery stores. Any of those go away and I’m eating a bullet pronto 😭
@tiffany7023
@tiffany7023 5 ай бұрын
2:50 Don't forget toilet paper! 🧻
@maekoh
@maekoh 5 ай бұрын
"I'll just gawk gawk gawk the end of a shotgun" 😂
@TheHipsterGamer
@TheHipsterGamer 2 ай бұрын
It’s called suck starting a shotgun, you learn how to do that at the end of a military contract.
@dranflame_1236
@dranflame_1236 5 ай бұрын
Realisticaly, they’d just end up a zombie 💀💀💀
@zeroronaldo9313
@zeroronaldo9313 5 ай бұрын
Ya sooner or later
@anthonydavis-cw4cm
@anthonydavis-cw4cm 5 ай бұрын
Yuup they will be out there with them sucking dk because they will get infected be the dk sucking zombies 😂🤣
@lamontejones9498
@lamontejones9498 5 ай бұрын
Volatiles would make me shit my pants
@SteadilyGrinding
@SteadilyGrinding 5 ай бұрын
Nope... I'm good. Them "Dawn of the Dead" zombies were out here whoppin' shit.. lol
@wilcee238
@wilcee238 5 ай бұрын
🤣
@jadedandbitter
@jadedandbitter 5 ай бұрын
Or you could get Return of the Living Dead Russo zombies and REALLY be f--ked. Smart as a person, can't really be killed, even if you burn em you just spread it more. And if you get turned you're still conscious so you can properly appreciate the insane hell you're in for that you can't even escape via suicide.
@chachouu69
@chachouu69 5 ай бұрын
I've never been more flabbergasted in the 1st 15 seconds of a video than now. 😂
@jayimago3898
@jayimago3898 5 ай бұрын
Was about to say I’m the friend till he said “Zussies”
@swellestorc975
@swellestorc975 3 ай бұрын
A zombie apocalypse has a lot of downsides as movies and books don't potray. Such as AC thats kinda gone, u can get stuff like scurvy cause of a lack of healthy foods and even imagine being sick with a fever or something minor but in a zombie apocalypse your done cause its gonna make life so much more harder. U gotta always loot and prbly die doing that if u don't die when it happens cause u won't know about it (thats how it starts unless u do then u kinda lucky) also u will have enemies cause ppl will be alive killing u and taking ur stuff. Imagine being chill and then dying instantly cause someone shot u. Also I doubt ppl can 1v1 a zombie cause depending on the type one mistake and ur ded and the zombie could be stronger. The best apocalypse scenario is the one where everyone dies instantly. Like a metor which wipes the planet or a solar flare or smth instant cause its the best scenario for us where theres no suffering.
@davidsazdanovic7105
@davidsazdanovic7105 5 ай бұрын
Yo griffy this sht crazy
@soulstarx8
@soulstarx8 5 ай бұрын
Man had a full blown argument with himself
@curse5697
@curse5697 4 ай бұрын
1:40 he a 69 god
@planetbob6703
@planetbob6703 5 ай бұрын
It sounds all fun and games until the power turns off, the toilets stop working and you die off some minor injury/infection any semi-competent doctor could easily fix...
@ydotmstizzy1683
@ydotmstizzy1683 5 ай бұрын
Bro what 😂😂😂😂 "zuzzies"
@Fancy_Schmancy0
@Fancy_Schmancy0 5 ай бұрын
"A life where my daily goals and aspiration are to "Survive the Day" is not a life for me!" - Calebcity
@IceKoldKilla
@IceKoldKilla 5 ай бұрын
2:58 THAT WAS ME JUST NOW 😂😂😂😂
@RandomPerson-ui3xv
@RandomPerson-ui3xv 4 ай бұрын
Zombie movies never address the fact that after a few weeks or months,the human body would decompose so much that the zombies would be practically immobilized and harmless now
@aaronjcarpenter-uv7xi
@aaronjcarpenter-uv7xi 5 ай бұрын
Griffy
@jaimecucalon2804
@jaimecucalon2804 5 ай бұрын
Season 1 zombies of TWD are the most fearsome of the series.
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