The dudes who want a zombies apocalypse are the same ones who don’t know what to do with themselves when the power goes out
@IIIISai5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@MiahV0075 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ernestomoreno44095 ай бұрын
Also the ones that think they know what to do but just make the situation worse.
@trophyscene50155 ай бұрын
Well I was born in a different generation so I'd be perfectly fine without internet and cell phones, and I too am waiting for the fun of a zombie apocalypse to happen. I still buy physical media and don't use "digital only" stuff as much as possible so... as long as I have some kind of generator or battery power there would be plenty to do lol. Guns ✅️ MREs✅️ DVDs and portable player that takes batteries✅️ Survival gadgets✅️ Crank powered Radio and TV ✅️ Let's gooooooooo! 🔥🍾
@whitebwoi5 ай бұрын
@@trophyscene5015 Yup you'll be the first to die, I hope you have a deep sports/military/martial arts background otherwise you're gonna be one of negan's h03s
@akshatsingh90715 ай бұрын
"Zombie" seems to be his new favourite Brazzers category
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro46605 ай бұрын
On the dead homies
@LuisSierra425 ай бұрын
@@frankdrebinn It already exists
@domonickrayford61815 ай бұрын
Gets the job done every time!
@h4xagon9095 ай бұрын
why do you know that this exists? there sum u aint telling us?
@rosalinamacarita015 ай бұрын
@@h4xagon909What *doesn't* have r34 at this point? In order to not have it you must be either non existent or underrated/irrelevant as fūck
@EjRidenhour5 ай бұрын
Growing up I always wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen until I realized if it’s a virus instead of the actual undead we have to worry about mosquitoes
@LuisSierra425 ай бұрын
Nuke apocalypse is better
@RashaunEatOreos5 ай бұрын
Facts!!!
@umaru19425 ай бұрын
that depends on the mosquitoes functioning normally despite the virus, which could not be the case, they could just drop dead from it
@johnsober5 ай бұрын
Mosquitoes can't transmit HIV for example The virus just gets digested by them. Organisms being a vector isn't a given: it requires the virus evolving to be able to be transmitted by them. But yeah, if there are multiple vectors in addition to zombie humans, it'd be dunzo, especially if the virus doesn't affect the vectors. That'd be some plague inc type ish
@raizo-kp7pz5 ай бұрын
Having kids can change your mind too
@TheTrueRandomGamer5 ай бұрын
You know they're gonna be the first to bite it, no pun intended.
@lostonthemoon50745 ай бұрын
Intend your puns, coward
@EerilyMidnight5 ай бұрын
They say that they want a zombie apocalypse but will get scared as hell when they see a zombie or even regret what they said
@riakitsune27625 ай бұрын
I think zombies would be a neat apocalypse
@SupportMurray24759k5 ай бұрын
Fa real
@dionstewart73945 ай бұрын
Nahhh, you intended that pun. Get the fuck out of here and take this like with you homie.😂
@G4atw5 ай бұрын
“Kobe of the apocalypse” 😂😂😂
@TheDecafec45 ай бұрын
😂
@nont184115 ай бұрын
So a helicopter falling from the sky then
@Galaxy-MediaX4 ай бұрын
@@nont18411why 😔
@VIRAL..5 ай бұрын
Joke aside whos thinking about ass in a zombie apocalypse 🤣 we don't want no zombified diddy roaming around
@javonnixon84705 ай бұрын
The people who given up on surviving a zombie apocalypse because even if you survive a zombie apocalypse the world after isn’t gonna be a world you would want to live in
@caiden33965 ай бұрын
Characters in TWD did with non zombies. The zombies smelled bad, though. And I'd imagine the non zombies may not have smelled good. Although, they could have rinsed with clean water which is better for the skin microbiome anyway (though soap is good in some cases). And they could have cleaned their mouths with sticks, hair, and food they foraged or other stuff. They probably didn't, though.
@IIIISai5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@IIIISai5 ай бұрын
@@caiden3396 just say humans god damn lol, and yea realistically everybody got skin infections amd dandruff idk why the show makes them look all clean
@RetreatSequel5 ай бұрын
🙋♂️
@de_plum1235 ай бұрын
“Zussy’s”
@Darkyryus_5 ай бұрын
More like Zussies
@vagabond45765 ай бұрын
Zusseys. Spell it right.
@de_plum1235 ай бұрын
@@vagabond4576 🤓
@siedahholmes50315 ай бұрын
I snickered at that part🤣🤣🤣
@CheemengeRa5 ай бұрын
@@vagabond4576zussy’s *
@OwentheKingofDudes5 ай бұрын
Everybody thinks they're gonna be the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding badass who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans. Nobody thinks they're gonna be the guy in the survivor group who is nursing their bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them.
@IIIISai5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@PrinceClxoud5 ай бұрын
@@IIIISai American badass
@tiberianexcalibur5 ай бұрын
I don’t think we even have enough ammo to defend ourselves if we lived in the cities.
@Barthenn5 ай бұрын
I personally never understood those people that protect someone that has been bitten doesn't matter if its a love one or not. That person has been bitten its over.
@tencents65 ай бұрын
Nobody thinks they're gonna BE the bitten friend, convincing everyone else that he isn't a threat, until he turns into a zombie & eats them, or until he's killed by that friend who's actually the parkour street ninja or the double shotgun wielding bad@$$ who will mow down an army of zombies to score a can of beans.
@supergaymerman5 ай бұрын
"Walking Dead season 1 mentally disabled racist zombies" 😂😅🤣
@caiden33965 ай бұрын
He's not wrong.😅They were racist.
@Kami_265 ай бұрын
that's a lot of adjectives.
@rixardinho77915 ай бұрын
@@caiden3396 The only difference is that they are already dead 💀💀💀
@rixardinho77915 ай бұрын
Best part of the video lmaooo
@MichaelJohnson-uz5is5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JCainefdp5 ай бұрын
I visited Long Beach a few weeks back, and I actually ran into Griff at a Panera Bread. I asked for his autograph, and he promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 57 seconds, after which he released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma. Keep up the great work Griff.
@millionshadesofdarkness21655 ай бұрын
Griff my goat doing gods work
@crongusclips78365 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Aussieduderivs15 ай бұрын
I saw Longbeachgriffy at a grocery store in Long beach yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
@wendellvaldez36625 ай бұрын
Yea he gave my girl a couple of back shots and made me watch (looked me in the eyes the whole time)
@MonkeyDLuffy-zk2up5 ай бұрын
@@Aussieduderivs1 Where is this fabricated story from? Saw someone say the same thing word for word a long time ago about Bill Gates 😂
@echoingmelodies5 ай бұрын
"speak for yourself" got me dyin 😂😂😂😂
@AlfonsoWhitfield-Joyner5 ай бұрын
I swear the facial expression to. 🤣
@theJuicmanisbak5 ай бұрын
That Tiffany Haddish stray was uncalled for and also valid
@Fredrique665 ай бұрын
Maaaaan
@artemisagrotera92305 ай бұрын
dont forget schumer, id probably blow my brains out before taking that drastic measure
@mandreadfg5 ай бұрын
Love the amy schumer stray
@theJuicmanisbak5 ай бұрын
@@mandreadfg everybody loves an Amy Schumer stray 💀
@arjunks3165 ай бұрын
I thought people loved Tiffany Haddish. What happened?
@Ares-x235 ай бұрын
“NOT THE WORLD WAR Z ZOMBIES OH HELL NAW”😂😂
@agoins5 ай бұрын
Yeah we'll all be cooked 😂
@nnahmelody28585 ай бұрын
Those were on another level 😤😤
@WillsWorld295 ай бұрын
Instant death 😂😭💀
@jeff-85114 ай бұрын
They are way too fast
@SteveSkits5 ай бұрын
Those be the first friends that die...zussies was crazy btw lol
@agoins4 ай бұрын
Death by zussy 😂
@Marku9125 ай бұрын
"Man, a zombie apocalypse would be soooo fun!😃" People act like they wouldnt be pissing themselves if a zombie were to walk up. Also, the exhaustion and paranoia from being on high alert 24/7. Lastly, worrying about running out of supplies and having to find more.
@V_ii5 ай бұрын
There's a lot of idiots in the world.
@agoins5 ай бұрын
See it took me 5 mins of scrolling to find your comment. I knew you wouldn't let me down 😂😂😂
@alisterfolson5 ай бұрын
Plus groups like The Governor running around
@cheemthief5 ай бұрын
bruh ive fought crackheads a zombie is basically the same thing except they prolly have aids or something .
@approximateknowledge55774 ай бұрын
And all the digestive problems from a lack of sanitation and possibly not properly boiled water.
@TheMallachiv5 ай бұрын
I used to want a zombie apocalypse, but then I realized I was just severely depressed and overwhelmed and wanted the rest of the world to feel the same way I did. Because I would be used to that feeling and everyone else would be uncomfortable. Also I used to collect knives.
@mingus445_gaming5 ай бұрын
this is pretty much why people want that yeah
@ArchlordZer05 ай бұрын
People who want zombie apocalypse never thought about what it means to live in an environment without access to medicine or doctors.
@FeelsGrimMan5 ай бұрын
I don’t think that’s true plenty of them are American
@bbbbbbb515 ай бұрын
I've survived this far without any of that. I'm good
@twdjt62455 ай бұрын
Basically. Some aspects of modern society kicks my ass on a regular basis. I fuckin hate work and bills, but I (and most people in this comment section) still have access to an ER, over the counter medication, hot water, air conditioning, a roof over my head, the internet, access to clean water/vehicular transportation/a functioning mobile infrastructure, a washing machine, grocery stores, a fridge/freezer, emergency services. I’m barely making it WITH all those creature comforts. Ain’t no fuckin way I’m not blowing my brains out the moment I lose all that (even in a real life/realistic apocalypse situation) and it becomes crystal clear to me that it ain’t coming back any time soon. Fuck that noise. Ain’t no way to live (no disrespect to my third world and remote tribe brothers and sisters, but you can’t miss what you never had 🤷🏽♀️)
@kevthepoet5 ай бұрын
Also they dont have friends and hate their family cos imagine if nearly everyone you knew was dead or zombiefied... if they want that they must have no friends or no compassion.
@Malali165 ай бұрын
@@bbbbbbb51 you never had your shots?????? Boyyy you gonna get polio
@Doc_Beaty5 ай бұрын
Zombie Ice Spice getting filled like a Twinkie
@Jdxxt5 ай бұрын
Oh nah
@MultiStormify5 ай бұрын
BRO
@ghostbumps14745 ай бұрын
OH HELL YES
@MrGoddlie5 ай бұрын
on Diddy
@Gulogulo73875 ай бұрын
🤢 🤮🤮
@ostentatiousbeats5 ай бұрын
"ain't no way that's the only thing you got out of everything I just said" I fuckin felt that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@braferaser17305 ай бұрын
The biggest problem with a zombie apocalypse is that when it happens there is no way it would go anywhere near extincion level territory if they were too weak, but if they were too strong nobody would have fun.
@oswaldoramos55765 ай бұрын
egregious back shots is crazy 💀💀💀💀
@winetimewithnic13215 ай бұрын
Bruh, the second he mentioned haircuts, I knew he was about to take a jab at himself.
@alisterfolson5 ай бұрын
I was thinking about the series Bird Box, and after a number of years Bro Man still had a nice fade AND a cock diesel body? GTFO
@DavidKalu-ho5ms5 ай бұрын
My comment got stolen😭
@smexyboi84675 ай бұрын
“Nobody is thinking about sex in a zombie apocalypse” (Coughs in Telltale walking dead Season 2)
@ITACHI90055 ай бұрын
This man said Zussy lmaooooooo that was too funny
@youtuberyoutuber3125 ай бұрын
im already miserable in this society why tf would i want to live in one with chaos, no order, and zombies.
@IIIISai5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@light-water5 ай бұрын
Zussy, of course 😂
@twdjt62455 ай бұрын
A buncha people think they’d be likely to survive a real shit hitting the fan scenario because they have 5 cases of water in their garage, a gun, some ammo, and a box of nonperishable goods that would last them 3 months 😂.
@Malali165 ай бұрын
Bc you're miserable in this society?? I think you answered your own question lol
@IIIISai5 ай бұрын
@@Malali16 na, if his status quo is misery, why would he want that in a more hopeless world
@fabricesaintfleur9945 ай бұрын
Those types of people scare and low-key make me rethink the decisions I made with these type of people
@trophyscene50155 ай бұрын
But these type of people will save your ass when you're sitting there in your empty house completely unprepared for natural disasters 😂
@whitebwoi5 ай бұрын
@@trophyscene5015 no it wouldn't be. They would 100% be the first to shit their pants and I'd bet money on it.
@diamondwolfpack65 ай бұрын
@@whitebwoiif you think people whos prepared would die first i feel sorry for you
@whitebwoi5 ай бұрын
@@diamondwolfpack6 You're not prepared unless you grew up doing lots of combat sports or sports in general, and then went straight into the military, be at least 6ft 190+ lbs and are able to get along with anyone. As corny as it is, you have to be born ready. Or rich, or already a high ranking member of the military.
@LegendaryTony.5 ай бұрын
Lowkey, I still catalog them in my mind if they're the type to spend their life savings on a fully stocked luxury bunker, just in case. Either to hide with them or loot them.
@ericschuster26805 ай бұрын
Guys who want the apocalyse to happen expecting slow-ass Walking Dead zombies when a Volatile runs by their window:
@magnvss5 ай бұрын
Those with such fantasies would the first to die in whatever (zombie or otherwise) apocalypse. Because these are the people who have the least grasp of reality (and movies never being close to the real effects of whatever apocalypse you want to mention).
@Malali165 ай бұрын
How would you know though??? Have you been through an apocalypse personally??
@Ccubed925 ай бұрын
@@Malali16because movies are fake and yal looking through those lens so he is right kid
@shokurt15 ай бұрын
Us Resident Evil fan already did the training. Now we’re waiting for the outbreak 😅
@JinxeBlaq5 ай бұрын
Resident evil zombies that evolve into abominations overtime would be hell
@SuperNeos25 ай бұрын
Nah I wouldn’t wanna be in a Resident Evil outbreak. The zombies evolve and you have Mr. X and Lickers running around? And that’s just Resident Evil 2 enemies. The spiders, dogs, giant snack from RE1, Nemesis? Hell no 😆
@MD31NH3VN5 ай бұрын
I'm not Jill I'll pass 😭😭
@leinaleilani5 ай бұрын
these are the same people who clocked out after the first three minutes of the pacer test. there’s no way they’re surviving an apocalypse 😂
@agoins5 ай бұрын
Rule number one: cardio 😂😂
@killathraxx30365 ай бұрын
As somebody who spends entirely TOO MUCH TIME thinking about the zombie apocalypse and how badass I’d be: “Sign me up.” 😂
@kevthepoet5 ай бұрын
So you care more about looking badass than the lives of your friends and family, got it. This is precisely why humans would be the worst part of a zombie apocalypse. People like you.
@ReyRay5595 ай бұрын
He broke his character when he said *Zussies" 😂😂
@baronsamedi76595 ай бұрын
All fun and games till one of them zombies start clicking
@PayForViewsJST5 ай бұрын
If its the last of zombies we are so fucked not too mention bolters from dying light we be more fucked no average person knows Parkour.
@someguy34hnt4 ай бұрын
''MY PENIS!!!'' 😂😂😂😂
@LoneStarRay5 ай бұрын
Even if there was an apocalypse, Griff would still be making content
@drew97385 ай бұрын
He would be a zombie. But yes and I still would watch if I could.
@light-water5 ай бұрын
Griffy is a walking talking intrusive thought, literally.
@theJuicmanisbak5 ай бұрын
I too wish a zombie apocalypse would happens.. but imma have to pass on the zussy, bro you got it
@ItzCortana5 ай бұрын
Same lmao
@NeverOutOfTheFight5 ай бұрын
I'm with you on that pass, but low-key just want a legal reason to try out techniques
@whitebwoi5 ай бұрын
@@NeverOutOfTheFight techniques? I hope that one of those techniques is knowing how to shoot a gun otherwise aikido doesn't work too well during the apocalypse.
@Malali165 ай бұрын
@@whitebwoiyes ion know wtf he talking about either 😂
@xcell_r4thr875 ай бұрын
@@whitebwoino he's talking about Naruto ninja techniques
@OuterSpace905 ай бұрын
That Zussy does hit different fr.
@biomassregional6vlogstv5 ай бұрын
Ayo
@sianais5 ай бұрын
It'd be frosty, tho. Plus, anything moist down there won't be anything you want making contact with your most vulnerable part. Every hole becomes the worst imaginable hole... Why would you want that? Why??? You'd be safer sticking it in sewage. 😢
@doofuslilboy5 ай бұрын
Zombussy
@Jocin_With_J5 ай бұрын
That "speak for yourself" spoke the most volumes
@JTeam455 ай бұрын
I had a friend exactly like this in high school. Zombies non-stop
@Maculure5 ай бұрын
I had a vivid nightmare of a zombie apocalypse. Friends dying, neighbors killing themselves in their house leaving me their dogs before hand. Yea I’m good off that
@lexcorp2135 ай бұрын
These are conversations that a lot of people have including myself 🤣
@heavybre5 ай бұрын
Watch Zussy become a whole category on the Hub in the next few years
@mantis88565 ай бұрын
The japanese are ahead of us. there are already weird zombie manga's in which there are bad bitches zombies only living to succ
@أهلا-ه9ر5 ай бұрын
a man of culture I see .
@strickca9913 ай бұрын
The people that want a zombie apocalypse are the same guys that can't even run.
@Telkkinzzz-art5 ай бұрын
Zussy is crazy💀
@yenxion65165 ай бұрын
That friend would probably the first to die in a zombie apocalypse. 😂
@astraltempestvt5 ай бұрын
Dang, always thought zombie apocalypse would be cool, but then Griify tellin the truth and reminding me there won't be haircuts. I'm convinced. Zombie apocalypse should not happen.
@NullNoxproduction5 ай бұрын
I swear, I said the same thing. You are speaking facts, cause it would be terrible. Except the last apocalypse he named, I would definitely sign up for that last apocalypse too.
@Djemoltellitlikeitis5 ай бұрын
Nobody want smoke with those World War Z zombies 😂
@agoins4 ай бұрын
Especially me 😂😂😂
@wengirlmeetsnoodles5 ай бұрын
I would not even try in a zombie apocalypse . Living is hard enough. I ain’t fighting harder than I need to be
@crystaldavis71485 ай бұрын
If you not thinking bout the zombie apocalypse what're you doing with life 😂😂😂
@foreignrobtv72835 ай бұрын
“Haircuts? You bald”🥲💀
@PythonAndy5 ай бұрын
01:24 is too real, cant believe youtube allows this 🤣
@oladipupoibitayo43095 ай бұрын
World War Z and Spectral .. Are two of the best zombie movies ever made..
@Vaxmas5 ай бұрын
2:41 bro started casually describing living in ethiopian
@deletedmovies5 ай бұрын
The fact that the audio is inverted already triggers me. Griffy you the man 🔥
@Steavethefish35 ай бұрын
“It’s goin be mad zussy”🤣🤣🤣
@blandbeans40815 ай бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in and he's already wildn
@Batman_4565 ай бұрын
0:02 dude said word? That’s me when I’m barley listening 😂😂
@harshitsingh-jx1vo5 ай бұрын
I can only imagine how fucked up it would be to see a Volatile from Dying Light 1 run across the street 70mph without breaking a sweat.
@AmandaBaker-qy7cr5 ай бұрын
You always bring something unique to the table, can't get enough!
@ronmka89315 ай бұрын
BOT
@sulav_4nt5 ай бұрын
Griffy should be doing movies and shows !! what a gem
@SabeStrength5 ай бұрын
0:10 this has to be the first time anyone has said these words in this order 💀
@rimurugluttony5 ай бұрын
I'm willing to deal with any zombie apocalypse but I'm not dealing with Resident Evil n WWZ zombies. Those guys built different
@PgLangGang5 ай бұрын
2:20 Yeah, speak for yourself.
@black1683825 ай бұрын
That friend will always get you to the point to where you will enjoy it 😂
@dashtheorytv5 ай бұрын
Rick Grimes had two kids post apocalypse...ninjas is thinking about it
@wilcee2385 ай бұрын
That was selfish as hell
@incognito929221 сағат бұрын
@@wilcee238 yeah how dare he try to repopulate the world after an apocalypse
@wilcee23810 сағат бұрын
@@incognito9292 The apocalypse was still going on. You're going to have a defenseless baby with zombies around?
@josephmazza63575 ай бұрын
The Kobe joke had some nice Norm McDonald feels to it. Thanks for that
@italydave12265 ай бұрын
Hell yeah about time we got a zombie skit by ya boy griffi
@crewrangergaming95825 ай бұрын
we didn't play (and piss ourselves) playing Resident Evil games in our childhood for no reason.
@ventilate42675 ай бұрын
This goes well with the calebcity version
@daviemeister33555 ай бұрын
Yeah, exactly the points mentioned in the video as to why excitement for apocalypse events are short-lived. I wouldn’t say that being a bit excited or hyped THE MOMENT it occurs is odd. After all, we have watched lots of apocalypse movies and books; so the excitement typically comes from the idea of something once considered fictional coming to life. It’s the same with superheroes and aliens. These things would be extremely exciting at first, because of the idea of something fictional becoming real life. However, the glamour fades when the reality of these events come in. Everyone is excited for aliens until the aliens want to annihilate us all, and their technology is so advanced that fighting back is futile. Everyone is excited for superheroes, but are not prepared for a Homelander-like character existing in real life. Same with a zombie apocalypse. The excitement of being given the opportunity to the bad-ass, unshakeable protagonist fades away when: 1. someone important to you is either killed or eaten; 2. When you start to feel the effects of suddenly being deprived of modern day conveniences (can’t use cellphone, no 911 or ambulances, no product manufacturers or factories to manufacture new products to survive, having to start farming, hunting for your own meat, etc). 3. When you realize the law no longer exists and you start to feel unsettled and unnerved every time you encounter people. Remember, the law is gone. Now there is nothing stopping the racists, rapists, predators, murderers and the vilest of humans beings from preying on the innocent. It will be difficult to tell who is who. Also, how would you even sleep at night when you are harbouring strangers that you aren’t sure will slit your throat when you and your family are vulnerable. 4. You realize that forming a community and making laws isn’t as easy as you once thought: If you do decide to make a band of survivors, how will laws be enforced? What will you do to people who commit the vilest offence? Will you perform the death penalty? If so, where will you draw the line? Will you have therapists who can help reform individuals? How will evidence work in a world without much forensics scientists or forensic science equipments no longer being manufactured? Dealing sentences will now become super difficult. 5. You realize you are not the badass, extremely intelligence, extremely prepared main protagonist you thought you were. You think you would be the guy who owns the bunker but you are probably the guy begging to be let into a settlement or begging for essential needs. All of these are just a tip of the iceberg. Every modern convenience and norms that make us US will disappear. You will have to rebuild everything from scratch. And I assume this apocalypse event could even set us back to before the 2000s age. An apocalypse therefore loses all glamour and becomes the worst thing possible.
@aniocitex11315 ай бұрын
“A life that’s end goal is to survive the day, is not for me”- Calebcity
@HonestJerkWil4 ай бұрын
This is literally me talking about the Zombie Apocalypse 😂
@StupidlyFunny15 ай бұрын
Longbeachgriffy in the Walking Dead would be FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 He needs to be in the show ❤
@TexMeta5 ай бұрын
Fastest "sign me up" I've ever seen. That shit would get old quick though
@esteban84715 ай бұрын
"If it's hot, sign me up." -Some guy out there
@オタクではない-j5c5 ай бұрын
Griffy be calling himself bald a lot lately. I guess he is a little more self conscious than usual.
@snin32025 ай бұрын
Ahhh yeah. That stupid friend who think they would be an MC of zombie apocalypse.
@mfenix9115 ай бұрын
Incidentally, there is a Walking Dead porn parody that is quite hilarious.
@InformedSimplicitywithDrJordan5 ай бұрын
Dude put Amy shumer and Tiffany haddish on the same level hahahah
@twdjt62455 ай бұрын
As a fan of the walking dead, it always amazed me that none of the characters we got to meet on the show killed themselves 😂. Like who tf would wanna live through that. Some of us out here barely making it even when we have hot showers, Netflix, and grocery stores. Any of those go away and I’m eating a bullet pronto 😭
@tiffany70235 ай бұрын
2:50 Don't forget toilet paper! 🧻
@maekoh5 ай бұрын
"I'll just gawk gawk gawk the end of a shotgun" 😂
@TheHipsterGamer2 ай бұрын
It’s called suck starting a shotgun, you learn how to do that at the end of a military contract.
@dranflame_12365 ай бұрын
Realisticaly, they’d just end up a zombie 💀💀💀
@zeroronaldo93135 ай бұрын
Ya sooner or later
@anthonydavis-cw4cm5 ай бұрын
Yuup they will be out there with them sucking dk because they will get infected be the dk sucking zombies 😂🤣
@lamontejones94985 ай бұрын
Volatiles would make me shit my pants
@SteadilyGrinding5 ай бұрын
Nope... I'm good. Them "Dawn of the Dead" zombies were out here whoppin' shit.. lol
@wilcee2385 ай бұрын
🤣
@jadedandbitter5 ай бұрын
Or you could get Return of the Living Dead Russo zombies and REALLY be f--ked. Smart as a person, can't really be killed, even if you burn em you just spread it more. And if you get turned you're still conscious so you can properly appreciate the insane hell you're in for that you can't even escape via suicide.
@chachouu695 ай бұрын
I've never been more flabbergasted in the 1st 15 seconds of a video than now. 😂
@jayimago38985 ай бұрын
Was about to say I’m the friend till he said “Zussies”
@swellestorc9753 ай бұрын
A zombie apocalypse has a lot of downsides as movies and books don't potray. Such as AC thats kinda gone, u can get stuff like scurvy cause of a lack of healthy foods and even imagine being sick with a fever or something minor but in a zombie apocalypse your done cause its gonna make life so much more harder. U gotta always loot and prbly die doing that if u don't die when it happens cause u won't know about it (thats how it starts unless u do then u kinda lucky) also u will have enemies cause ppl will be alive killing u and taking ur stuff. Imagine being chill and then dying instantly cause someone shot u. Also I doubt ppl can 1v1 a zombie cause depending on the type one mistake and ur ded and the zombie could be stronger. The best apocalypse scenario is the one where everyone dies instantly. Like a metor which wipes the planet or a solar flare or smth instant cause its the best scenario for us where theres no suffering.
@davidsazdanovic71055 ай бұрын
Yo griffy this sht crazy
@soulstarx85 ай бұрын
Man had a full blown argument with himself
@curse56974 ай бұрын
1:40 he a 69 god
@planetbob67035 ай бұрын
It sounds all fun and games until the power turns off, the toilets stop working and you die off some minor injury/infection any semi-competent doctor could easily fix...
@ydotmstizzy16835 ай бұрын
Bro what 😂😂😂😂 "zuzzies"
@Fancy_Schmancy05 ай бұрын
"A life where my daily goals and aspiration are to "Survive the Day" is not a life for me!" - Calebcity
@IceKoldKilla5 ай бұрын
2:58 THAT WAS ME JUST NOW 😂😂😂😂
@RandomPerson-ui3xv4 ай бұрын
Zombie movies never address the fact that after a few weeks or months,the human body would decompose so much that the zombies would be practically immobilized and harmless now
@aaronjcarpenter-uv7xi5 ай бұрын
Griffy
@jaimecucalon28045 ай бұрын
Season 1 zombies of TWD are the most fearsome of the series.