That's kinda what happens when you have the worst RNG... Heroic Dalaran Heist | Rise of Shadows | HS

[@sollertia_]

Toast: Jepetto is SOOOO EAASY Loading bar: Boasting egomaniacally

[@khdo12346]

38:29 "Gepetto is EAAASY" *Boasting Egomaniacally* The game knew from the beggining

[@Luster...]

Toast getting bad RNG is just the devs taking control of the game because of all the bugs and memes Toast found.

[@Pzychotix]

The only way to ruin his 100% win rate.

[@lordmonocr6206]

Pzychotix wdym? He never lost his 100% win rate I thought

[@Umbra451]

It's all payback for that one time he managed to Yogg-Saron into Mecha'thun

[@georgkuris8327]

You have to rig the game against 200 IQ

[@_jsoh]

Famous last words: Zepeto is *EASY* to beat

[@Veto2090]

just leave up his 1/1s and his board gets clogged. He won't trade them in

[@firoferva6761]

@@Veto2090 45:21 ?

[@MarvelOfRain]

@@Veto2090 Well if your Jepetto is that bad that is nice, but for me, he trades every time (especially if the 1/1 has a deathrattle) and always ends up with Rag or Y'Sharaaj on turn 2-3. I finally managed to kill him with Frost Lich Jaina, but he is really really hard. On totally different level then Wing 1 and 2 bosses. I guess you can not play anything and just let the 1/1's hit you each turn and if you have like the first aid kit + priest hero power or double life you can just fatique him, but that is assuming he doesn't get anything good on the board (Rag, Y'Sharaaj, Lich King or even commander and you are done).

[@1998marijn1998]

Ondřej Bronec I did exactly what you said and used hex to create a board where he hits for 8 each turn, while I heal for 2 with passive and have a zero mana repeatable heal in my deck to heal to full... thanks bob

[@loupe500]

"Jepetto is SO IZI" that's not bad rng, that's karma

[@FrostyLich]

Doesn’t get hit by rag so many times Has “bad RNG”

[@TheFoxfool]

If you want interactions, play the Orb that does 20 against the shiny armor dude. He says that it will be his undoing.

[@dowfreak7]

Play Nozdormu against Nezari and he goes all "whoa, dad, what are you doing here..!?"

[@Aeivious]

@@QuickSilverKitsune he says that when you use any treasure

[@RafinadKun]

if you play Rafaam against captain Hannigan, he will give an order to arrest him. i think he will do so if you play any other evil boss.

[@victorakhmedshin2127]

Someone PLEASE clip 29:18 out of context "I love women, I'm just confused"

[@tinyfacerobin4201]

Shroud and ninja play games with a bigger community man aka csgo and fortnite you are the equivilient of them for hearthstone You should feel pumped brother

[@Arrakiz666]

"I don't know if people have the energy to bang..." You know, as I get older, this gets more and more true.

[@I_Try_Shen]

but u can try xD

[@apocpon1944]

38:29 Famous last words.

[@Timcool306]

18:15 you had lethal there (silence taunt, buff one minion with extra Arms, beat the taunt with the little minion and go face). The next turn, ragnaros could have killed the 8/8 which heals the enemy for 8, so there was a 1/5 chance to lose the game ^^

[@Arcaman2000]

Even with hero power if you see what I mean ... 😂

[@T1bonkyou]

17:17 Corrupted blood = bomb *Let’s Push Some BUTTONS*

[@jimmyli8941]

Hearthstone is a skill based game Blizzard: hold my beer

[@MarvelOfRain]

Well, other than the title and the Akazamzarak game he got quite lucky. Jeppeto can do much worse things then what he has done in this game + Toast even drew two of his three "treasures". One of those "treasures" being an echo minion that got discounted randomly! Better title would be: Jeppeto is sooo "easy" .

[@yannawutklumpudsa8734]

It is like kind of a 'luck base game that you use skills to control the chances'

[@robswanson2210]

Toast in 2019: I’m waiting for my big break Toast in 2020: AMOGUS.

[@MrMartinSchou]

28:30 onwards - the reason there are half-naked women in those places, is that it attracts male customers and those customers are likely to tip more and be talked into buying more expensive stuff.

[@atte9702]

You had more arms in your hand and had lethal multiple turns

[@jasperletsch3294]

Add 18:21

[@cobrax236]

19:11 Rag could have hit the 8/8 that heals the opponent for 8, that would have been hilarious! ^^ What a missplay BM :D

[@ke0bryant]

Wondrous wisdomball is the most op treasure

[@fayrthecat]

"Let me adjust the cost of that for you" *10 mana backstab*

[@lilysdong1457]

And toast was right, he had a bigger break after leaving hearthstone

[@dafire9634]

"jepetto is eeeezzz" just in sync with the loading screen saying "boasting egomaniacally",you know this game was rigged from blizzard by the start.

[@silvercro]

That's why I avoid scrolls of wonder on Heroic.

[@torbergqvist8151]

That's why I avoid Scrolls of Wonder in general. And believe me, I tried to make them work. When Cataclysm was added I just gave up on them.

[@jmh4thewin794]

There is a warlock card and wondrous wisdomball interaction where when you deal dmg to yourself he says that you shouldn't hurt yourself.

[@G.Aaron.Fisher]

That's not just warlock cards. It can happen any time you damage yourself.

[@Bobstew68]

Deep Toast this episode. He's really an open book, it's kind of admirable honestly. Rambling on stream about his insecurities and stuff.

[@szuwen007]

The flame Hero has a funny interaction when he fights the tree

[@Harry1ward]

‘Some people say I’m waiting for my big break’ 2 years later..

[@chaosmastermind]

I beat the shadow realm guy by getting the treasure that gives you a free quest reward and I picked the Nether Portal one that summons imps. It was actually still hard to beat him, but I eventually did it with unlimited value.

[@fayrthecat]

I beat him by having all my minions have permanent stealth, was a piece of cake

[@danewright8819]

this is so sad watching from the future him talking about his “big break” and knowing his among us break was coming later is crazy to think about

[@pineapplecsc7717]

No it isn’t lol

[@KhannUurrr]

"You dont need to be half naked to listen to music" , well SOMEONE's doing it wrong

[@toreole]

Toast: bad rng! Also toast: misses lethal

[@Gdwar100]

the guy at the gates? thats eric andre my guy. you should watch him

Well to be fair, when you change the cost of an echo card in normal games, the echoes are at normal cost.

[@overdrivemejimmy6847]

Wow classic will be my chill game of choice

[@frckproductions6640]

The treant guy responds when you play sap against him

[@vilmamir5654]

Theres a cool interaction woth druid cards against the treant boss, i hot a druid card that via thiefing it from thier deck and when played the boss says "I thought druids love the trees."

[@PopeMical]

it's pretty funny to know that the voice lines for other classes are in the game for bosses but the classes are still locked for another week.

[@vic9644]

What?? When I played a couple days ago the echos were original mana cost :(

[@dowfreak7]

The reason it works like this, is because the original card literally gets turned into a 0 cost card. It's not reduced, it's a new card, that costs 0, with the same effects as the original. So echo just gives you the literal copy of the card, still costing 0. This can also be seen, when you evolve the card on the board. It'll give you a 1-cost minion and yes, I've learnt that the hard way.

[@misterbleedinggums]

Didn't know if anyone told him but you can Zola the Mukla and silence him with a battlecry

[@randomcet7611]

18:21 missed lethal with more arms btw

[@bobthetem7892]

Toast I'm not sure if you knew this and just wanted to play out the match for a bit longer but I'm pretty sure you missed lethal at 18:20 if you casted More Arms onto Madame Lazul and hit face with Madame Lazul and King Mukla, love your content just wanted to point this out in case you missed it.

[@calgriff1900]

"You wanna show off your wares" Toast 2019

[@dieselbrolic]

Toast going to a fest like EDC whilst questioning part of the culture is nuts lolol.

[@antoinemasse1206]

Toast smokes loud confirmed

[@FrostyLich]

“Ooooo, that ain’t bad”

[@WolfBergMenace]

Can someone please count how often the Tortollan Shellraiser got bounced in the Ol' Toomba fight?

[@peanut9233]

Whenever you mess up and your just like its swag!

[@MDoorpsy]

You don't NEED to be half naked to listen to music. But it helps.

[@fyrexia]

You know toast, you are pretty lucky for being the most unluckiest man alive... It makes for good content!

[@redhammer92]

bad luck is still luck haha

[@samothran1998]

19:05 I almost lost it, he missed lethal with the extra arms.

[@Amdor3]

What happen if bob the bartender is the ultimate heroic boss

[@Amdor3]

@@QuickSilverKitsune nice one

[@arifridwanabriyanto9286]

Toast, it was called mid life crisis.. When you think you should be more successful, more awesome, or have more meaningful life than you have right now. It's completely normal for someone with a good sense of achievement to reach mid life crisis somehow. And the better you got to that crisis (most people get midlife crisis on age 40-50) the better you are since it means you have more time to find meaningful things in your life.. Good luck toast!

[@DDD-wt7ly]

This is when he knew he fucked up

[@Gohka]

I do have to agree about the gimmick for this third area, just seems lazy, we get a treasure chest in the first one that when killed gives you and the opponent 2 coins, then the second one had the random minions that "unlocks" after x turns for you and your opponent and then this one is basically just "we only want you to be able to have 4 minions on the board with 0 interaction with the gimmick"

[@kennyzheng8596]

Anybody notice he missed lethal twice in the early runs as priest

[@niccarends5528]

Toast with the unlimited mil

[@wormspeaker]

"I don't know if people have the energy to bang..." spoken like someone about to enter their 30s.

[@fayrthecat]

He's 27

[@ximicx8644]

Came here right after watching Lily's deaf inducing video

[@UwU_tech]

I have seen robot bob it’s really cool

[@tonyluo8347]

when toast doesn't know eric andre by name

[@hyshade5132]

Currently 2 for 2 clears on heroic for Priest, 0 clears on Rogue. The RNG can be horrendous at times

[@Crogallingtime]

18:22 that missed lethal with more arms tho....

[@Solemhs]

-39 health, thats just a scratch

[@TheLordOfMystic]

It's nothing Reno couldn't fix.

[@crunchytoast6007]

Whelp, he said I gotta do it. I was actually certain it was gonna be 2 cost but I was wrong. Neet

[@gxrld69]

can anyone tell me,i'm kinda new on this game, why does the mechat'hun deathrattle isnt getting triggered by deathwing battlecry, it says destroy all minions and discard your hand,and i have no card in my hand,i'm confused

[@Zagula_Ember]

"if you have no card in your Deck,Hand and *Battlefield* Destroy the enemy hero" since Deathwing is on the field it does not work that way

[@BenG_ENT]

Ragnaros the firelord : deal 8 dmg to a random enemy hero, cant attack

[@bil5479]

well i had unbeatable deck with 4 leeroy's then the ressurecting chick stole 2 of them with some card i cant remember and then later mass ressurected THEM BOTH and then ressurected ANOTHER later and i lost

[@TheMusicalFruit]

That's a nice deck you have there...

[@TheAsb227]

Poki probably got into the WoW beta instead of toast because she hasn't exposed as many HS bugs

[@Willow4526]

No it's bcos of her two large personalities jk

[@rowdyfitzpatrick9336]

Toast, if you lose to Togwaggle in dungeon run now, he says that he better tell rafaam

[@RaiXYT]

Jepetto in heroic is too OP, he gets 1/1 deathrattles even me running with dice or big minions board control still cant stop him.

[@gonzax159]

18:17, miss easy lethal?

[@drogod1276]

So the eco preserves de mana cost, but not any buff of the original, that’s confusing.

[@slimek20]

It keeps the inn buffs, like the +3/+3 with +2mana. Which I learned by banking on it not keeping the buffs.

[@dylangianino7616]

“I love women, I’m just confused” -Toast

[@robinparadiso1701]

I thought 2 and felt really confident smh

[@Aeguis]

He still won, but he missed lethal against POGO

[@direweeb]

That's what you get for not picking Taggawag.

[@SerahBeelzebub]

It's because the "Warez" commonly recreationally used at these festivals generate much excess heat. Dressing up lightly alleviates the overheating issue. Ps. Drugs

[@eusebiuungureanu2962]

Can you try to build OTK deck with Lazul's scheme, Ferbidden worlds and Mecha'thun?

[@Melficzeero]

eusebiu ungureanu lazuls scheme only works on enemy minions

[@I_Try_Shen]

@Disguised Toast 9:18 too funny 🤣

[@Vinbot123]

Can you give the immune Mula taunt

[@cobrax236]

There was no bad luck, Toasts deck was just really bad. The Goggles are great but he needed more OP cards to combo it with.

[@ksrambo1235]

What happens if u give the immune mukla taunt?????

[@Hakokoro]

The taunt is simply ignored,like if you give a stealthed minion taunted

[@GreatQuestionFran]

What is this Dancing Murloc he's talking about?

[@mrav1961]

18:10 misses lethal lul

[@tobiasolsen8218]

19:05 Could have used more arms for secured lethal👍

[@DesRochersProduction]

Tobias Olsen it was already secured lethal with fatigue

[@Calponi]

On half-naked girls, while it might sound kinda arrogant, I still ask you sincerely to answer the following question: Why not?

[@tonyhernandez582]

should have taken the sipder bomb

[@tonyottoson4485]

27:40 are you really complaining about THAT toast?

[@jmh4thewin794]

Disguised bob. 25:15

[@deprivedward5890]

Wheres the new content

[@Qintsal]

you should do variety.... i think it could boost you alot.

[@SoulLuna-cp5es]

Love u toast

[@qihaoliang3345]

missed lethal 18:25

[@bbshanzu]

For the naked girls section... I reckon (from a chics pov, who hasn't even done it) it's just... idk freeing, empowering, feeling that self control at the same time as letting loose and just having the opportunity to no give af. I imagine it's the same feeling as wearing sexy lingerie but just a tad more socially acceptable (being a fun festival) or even simply cosplay (dressing up). If I had the opportunity to do it I would be pumped!

[@RasendeTiur]

Is this *really* what you think? Control of self? Not just control over others, the attention and admiration?

[@DavidBrit101]

16:14 Couldn't he have copied the invincible Mukla?

[@aquathird5918]

@DavidBrit it copies the minion, not the spell. (Spell = Summon Mukla and make it invincible) Copying Mukla would just give you a regular Mukla, just like copying a buffed minion gives you a regular un-buffed minion.

[@Diego51592]

You know the thot fever is terribly bad when poki is at the wow beta but not a hard blizzard fan like toast x.x

[@yuhasselingme]

Found a bug i don't know if you ever cover. When you have Stargazer Luna on the board with arcane intellect as the right most card in your hand. If you cast it you will still only draw 2. I thought it would be 3... 2 from the spell and 1 from Luna's effect but nope :'(

[@ohJoyz]

“I like women” - Toast 2019

[@TrueDeathblacK]

What's so special about dancing murloc anyway?

[@jamesxu8621]

not 100% winrate :(((

[@milanfarkas2343]

lits funny cause you said hes on of the easiest bosses at the end

[@brainsick]

Disguised Toast: I'm tired of Hearthstone, I think I'll probably stop playing soon. It's not as good as it was in 2014. Blizzard: Doesn't let him in to the WoW Classic beta. Disguised Toast: But why?