That Time I Asked to Remove Wil Wheaton's Dice Curse

[@rabbidowl1235]

He cant even do well in games where you WANT to roll low, instead, he starts only rolling like 17 at the minimum.

[@jrwalls150]

He doesn't roll low he rolls *wrong*

[@tvproductionsltd]

I still feel honored that Wil Wheaton called me a terrible person.

[@Dcart5]

I really needed that laugh... thanks for asking him! :)

[@parkerdalrymple4398]

I would like this comment, but you are at 69 likes, I wouldn’t want to take that away from you.

[@Kaervek87]

Lucky!

[@KarakTo]

I'd have told him, "Shut up, Wesley!"

[@onecrazypig8423]

Me: I use wish to remove Wil Wheaton's curse. DM:Roll a d100 for me. Me: 72 DM: You take 72 points of psychic damage, and the cursed remains.

[@amandag.6186]

Me who has 32/32 hp: welp. Good thing I have a backup character

[@codeofclaw]

Wil Wheaton is the universe’s dump stat

[@Sentinel851]

see, now I'm wondering if the "people around the world" are actually Wil, and he's secretly made a bargain, whereby he fails at all luck based things, but benefits greatly in every other aspect of his life.

[@Zander2212]

He's a fallout character, with a 1 in Luck, but every other SPECIAL stat is maxed out.

[@amandag.6186]

@@Zander2212 true, by new vegas standards (i'm using that since it's my favorite) having 1 luck means Wil would have 33 points to use on his other 6 stats and if he wanted to balance it out he could put 6 points into 3 stats and 7 on the other 3

[@doctorjay8673]

Wil failed so Grog can succeed

[@KarakTo]

Dark Bargain. It's in Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft.

[@Master_WannaBe_]

We thank you, Wil Wheaton, for your sacrifice for the good of humanity

[@andythedestro12]

Bro I feel like the reason we got last year was becuase Will probably rolled his first nat 20s. And look at the year. 2020. It was all him this whole time. #illuminati

[@Grim_Sister]

This makes too much sense

[@HazySkies]

Oh shit...

[@SootherousNoise]

The minute he rolls a Nat20. A black hole form some where in the universe.

[@nun-yabusiness456]

He's done it but it was in a gag session where they made high Rolls bad and low rolls good

[@tannertadlock7741]

@@nun-yabusiness456 ironic

[@BathinTheFallenAngel]

It's not that he rolls bad, he rolls WRONG.

[@136jab]

he can roll high, but only when he wants to roll poorly for either RP or system based reasons

[@dragoninthewest1]

Post hoc Ergo propter hoc.

[@wolfkniteX]

I started DMing for my brother and Sister in D&D last year and over the course of that year I've been convinced that my sister is among those "people around the world" that's benefiting from Wil's Dice curse because HOLY SHIT, she keeps making damn good dice rolls. It's actually gotten to a point where my sister is actually annoyed at the fact that she gets good rolls.

[@authoranonymous8892]

Your sister shares a luck gene with Talesin Jaffe.

[@sierra2bork29]

I now really want to know what would happen if he rolled the golden snitch. I know it's missing now and I'll never be found but if he were to roll it does anyone think he could get in that 20 in dungeons & dragons at all.

[@tvproductionsltd]

Technically the golden snitch belongs to Mercer now, but I think if Wheaton were to roll the snitch, I think the world would implode.

[@JirkaKunst]

@@tvproductionsltd The Wheaton Curse does not care what die is rolled. But I guess we will never know for sure, because Matt Mercer has said on Talks Machina that someone has broken into his car and stole the golden snitch from him.

[@justas423]

@@JirkaKunst imagine breaking into someone's car but instead of robbing them you just steal a lucky dice. Nerds make the weirdest thieves.

[@2Grievous]

@@justas423 They didn't break in and just steal the one die, they stole the whole backpack that had the die in it.

[@jmd9402]

Imagine how easy he would be as a dm where all the enemies roll poorly

[@gastonzamora4985]

i bet if Will was DMing no party would survive longer than 2 sessions, there is no amount of AC that can save you from Nat 20s.

[@razorface9309]

Wil Wheaton seems like a really cool dude. I’d party with him!

[@hermitprime5410]

May I ask what the plan was if he had said yes?

[@tvproductionsltd]

I had a level 17 Sorcerer at the time and would have rolled some dice to see if I could remove the curse. I had a set of like 5 D20s with me that day.

[@pootisbirb6821]

Thanos liked that

[@arash-yazdani]

legend!

[@TK_Brainslug]

BTW Mercer is the same when he is a player, he roles only shit but he loves it too

[@Dudeman9339]

The man needs a shaman

[@linnycrocus6023]

Ah so this is what the christians mean with that whole "jesus died for our sins" stuff

[@danilarsson8685]

Wil Wheaton rolled badly so that you could survive your campaign

[@KarakTo]

Remove Curse is a third level spell. Shut up, Wesley, it's not that hard.