That time with Dave in Vegas...

In which Dave derails a perfectly good plan with one badly timed anecdote.
Love the implication that Dave and Sport spent the whole Vegas trip sharing a bed.
I couldn't finish today's video, so I thought some good old Dave shenanigans might tide you over. ;)

[@NorthWestern1919]

As the old saying goes: "What happens in Vegas... *STAYS IN VEGAS.".*

[@cuch4ra_1rlandess]

So... they canonically slept in a bed together. I bet Dave said "No homo" every time they went to sleep too.

[@crow_in_a_trenchcoat]

*_turns out that was a lie_*

[@otoke_ureko]

They cuddled

[@renluvscats_]

@@otoke_ureko LMAO

[@Autumn-ix8yk]

@@crow_in_a_trenchcoatyes

[@KiddieStranglerV3]

I bet they were cuddling too

[@nimoph]

“She has an extra hole that can be stuffed with endoskeleton parts“ Now i know why Freddy‘s never hired female nightguards

[@plasmabasher]

That’s how we know Vanessa isn’t actually a guard in Security Breach, Freddy’s never hires women.

[@lejogamer6274]

Technically if you try hard enough then you can get that extra hole in a man, sorry for the image if you got one

[@floppafan7278]

​@stinky poopoo nope, endoskeletons are the sole purpose the doctors cut women's dicks off at birth. Because, as we all learned in freshman health class women are not born with skeletons and need to have one added post birth.

[@Despacitoian]

@stinky poopoo no

[@necroniic1909]

the iconic scene! the fact you only have the option to lie, just to have davetrap go on abt something unrelated.. the perfect punchline imo

[@apersonowo307]

“Life is drawing, and I’m the sketch doodled in permanent marker!” I love that expression

[@SSMp315]

Love how this implies they sleep in the same bed for no reason lmao

[@trojanjpg]

I bet dave said "no homo" everytime they cuddled in bed

[@yalureii]

fr😭😭😭

[@Myst3ryMan666]

Dave, I "don't" remember. *Totally nothing coming to mind.*

[@QualifiedGoblin]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="94">1:34</a> that caught me off guard 😭😭😭

[@NintendoNerd64]

the scene with Dave talking about the "night-gal" goes WAY further than shown here *Dave gets a little personal.*

[@FanDeBiteVictim1983]

Could you pleeeeaaaase tell us more?

[@Aubergine_Guy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="344">5:44</a> I like how there's just one choice for us...however, we still NEED to lie to Dave at this point, lmao

[@buttermanaws4693]

Wait so is it cannon that both Jack and Dave aren't virgins?

[@NorthWestern1919]

As far as I'm aware, the only confirmed virgin is Matt, for obvious reasons of course.

[@necroniic1909]

i cant believe THATS the aspect that caught your attention

[@1toastytoast1]

@@NorthWestern1919 in the dsaf 1 bad ending, breadbear devours you after saying that he “demands the flesh of virgins,” implying that Jack is a virgin at least during the events of dsaf 1 (we know Vegas changes that)

[@NorthWestern1919]

@@1toastytoast1 Still, by the end of the story, Jack sure as hell ain't a virgin. As for Matt, on the other hand, *his virginity is eternal.*

[@Marblesoda821]

@@NorthWestern1919 Unfortunately that's true. To stay immortal he must *abstain* for as long as he wants to live, even if his existence is nothing but pure agony.

[@AriolaKoxha]

No wonder Old Sport lied to Dave about not remembering that time in Vegas. It was too weird

[@nyancat378]

"nothing's comin' to me right now" what about dave?

[@Cherry_soda0-o]

Lol

[@toanhoviet9348]

Dave: remember that time we’re on vegas? Jack: bro i dont remember any sh😂t about whatever called “vegan” or whatever Dave: **pulls out gun** say hello to davey john my friend. Jack: oh f🤡ck

[@Purpledude87lol]

davesport canon

[@essie3741]

I remember seeing this in the DSaF 3 gameplay

[@aubergineman5381]

Why hello there old sports

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

your eggplant is too small Willy

[@Erm.....]

@@frozenfiredarknight3764 💀

[@xxspicytacoxx1861]

@@frozenfiredarknight3764 how do you know that good sir?

[@notrealnamenotatall2476]

Vegas.

[@taniscadwell3843]

Hello elusive Aubergine man.

[@KingRaptor918]

I love the game where SwaggerSoulz gets stuffed in a suit

[@offensivent]

STOP I CANNOT

[@togeluga_the_cat]

i said texas out loud instead of vegas and i hate my self for it

[@Elevator_Maintence]

Nah dont remember that one.

[@phoneheaded]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="315">5:15</a>

[@afan8430]

At the end ( nope nothing is coming out of me [ lie ] ) I was like hehe but then AYO! because it was a lie and , uhhh , yeah.

[@SomePerson_Online]

I honestly feel like Dave is Bisexual, and Jack is Pansexual

[@necroniic1909]

fun fact, dogman actually answered this a couple years back. dave is dave(though the person bringing it up surmised he is pan, which went uncontested by dogman), jack is bi male lean(pun intended), steven is gay peter is straight.

[@rabbitd2368]

@@necroniic1909 WAIT REALLY

[@Bigdickdav3y]

@@necroniic1909 Oh I heard about Dave but I never heard about the others woa

[@necroniic1909]

@@rabbitd2368 yeah, its on tumblr, id send a link but youtube auto deletes em!

[@rabbitd2368]

@@necroniic1909 okay!

[@treyflorek8592]

Yes

[@arstotzkanplaguedoctor]

_💀_

[@whyhellothereoldsport5556]

Yo wtf is your emoji style

[@arstotzkanplaguedoctor]

@@whyhellothereoldsport5556 yes

[@TelevisionNTheatre]

@@whyhellothereoldsport5556 ahem, *_💀_*

[@nameless......................]

Bros got _diagonal emojis like me😊😂😮❤😢😅🎉😢❤😊_

[@notesme52]

F.E.A.R

[@wreckitcrafter5237]

this was on my homepage when it was at 699 views lol

[@Raccoonboi634]

vegas

[@MaksOSTR]

What happens in tgis scene if dont have a nightguard ?

[@funny250wall]

It’s just saying they’ll hire a random one and pin it on them somehow

[@Maid_F3rr3t]

what did they do to the toddeler?

[@AMIR-xo1cq]

U better not know

[@The.bisexual_orange]

Dave and Jack put the toddler to "sleep"

[@Maid_F3rr3t]

@@The.bisexual_orange sleep kinda crazy ngl, tbh i like the *eternal sleep*

[@Giga_Sandwich]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="319">5:19</a> silly vegas clip

[@Ru_a_person]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="42">0:42</a> (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="242">4:02</a>