THE YOUTUBER CONFESSIONAL | POINTLESSBLOG

[@jadawozniak8628]

"A lot of people call me Joe.... they're wrong.... I like to call myself Joesus"😂😂😂

[@talia0310]

Jada Wozniak lol😂

[@lightx_6584]

Jada Wozniak they're*

[@hanson2456]

+L1GHT umm... It was spelled correctly 😂

[@lightx_6584]

HANSON24 no they just edited it.

[@fayehealy5300]

Jada Wozniak when did he say that

[@sussiboobear5083]

Alfie: Zoey, let's get married Zoey: Okey! That was so cute tho

[@amfuller1]

she just came out of no where. hahaha

[@ashisreallytired9006]

I replayed that so many times!

[@annaf.7658]

Wait where??

[@ashisreallytired9006]

10:12-10:14

[@yassqueen3620]

sussi boo bear #GoalsTho

[@dylanbradfordmusic]

They cost alot, they sh*t alot, and then they die - Joe Sugg 2016

[@Jumping4Fun54]

Dylan Bradford wait but that's babies too

[@squidbob2162]

Dylan Bradford Women

[@benjamindahlgaard5288]

Dylan Bradford -Joesus 2016*

[@puggie9018]

How did this guy get so many likes on a comment when he just copy's what Joe said 🖕🏻

[@dylanbradfordmusic]

BenBat Styrer Hahah yeah XD

[@96dary]

"You alright?" "I'm blessed" Why did that crack me up so much

[@megan3997]

time?

[@amyw7976]

0:23

[@megan3997]

Amy Whitewood thanks

[@Jelly4Telly]

Alfie:"You Alright?" Joe:"Im Blessed." XD

[@slsnnnn]

Savage

[@tessarollins2019]

Sam Weaver Alife:oh hey joe Joe:they call me josuss

[@stellaesam7938]

Sam Weaver what time was this

[@thorrutgersson6203]

Alfie is the devil

[@stellaesam7938]

Sam Weaver PLZ ANSWER FOR SUB

[@sahra6383]

I swear joe is so funny I'm dead😂😭

[@emzyem4503]

sahra farah 😂😂😂😂

[@aimeemyers29]

sahra farah Brevrend* 😂😂

[@xAviatior]

Amiee Rose |-/

[@lucyjones3171]

Reagen kawaiiness yeah

[@josiesloth1501]

sahra farah yes me to be is so funny 😆

[@MichaelaMahar]

"Zoey let's get married" Out of nowhere "yea ok"

[@Tabby_KatPop]

You should do this with Joe Sugg. You two would get along great.

[@sophieboult5693]

TabbyCat 777 omg yeh! Hahahah 😂👌👍

[@SwedishTourist]

Ohh best idea ever hahaha :)

[@chloeforth5008]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@isabellaroseelise]

I was so confused about that for a second and then I realised 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilycullwick6064]

Timber Aofie not funny he is joe sugg idiot

[@julitaswiatek1]

i'm dying XDDD in the last one on the question "how many youtubers have you slept with" zoey said "alfie deyes" and now alfie is saying none XDD

[@rach6670]

Julita Świątek ikr 😂

[@adamboof6769]

Julita Świątek he's kidding you idiot

[@karolinam7962]

dont be mean to people cause you wouldnt like it if people were mean to you

[@timidelle1127]

hej, Polska!

[@julitaswiatek1]

Christopher Ordonez um yeah, I'm aware, I was having a laugh too

[@am-wr6ws]

it must be sooo awful having fans pitch up at your house. i can't believe there are parents out there who think that's okay??

[@LittleMissSparklexxo]

I know its like ??!! who actually thinks thats ok

[@anyesepalermo8339]

It's so fucking dumb! It's their home, its really wrong to just turn up and expect things. How is it okay?

[@ellyseheycott]

Amber P. yeah its crazy how some parents go along with that , i feel so sorry for them that they cant have privacy in their own home, like everyone should be able too

[@LittleMissSparklexxo]

I was literally shocked that people actually think they could do that

[@hannahplas2495]

Amber P. Yeah! I would call the police, tbh...

[@laurenharvey315]

JOEDAISM RETURNS

[@laurenharvey315]

I LOVE THIS SERIES😂😂

[@laurenkyle5912]

Lauren JOESUS I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

[@alexl04]

Lauren H name twins, also this series is my life

[@jessicafirrell]

Lauren H OMG HAHA YEASSSSS

[@millie7479]

Wongism

[@Alice-vl9nu]

I think Alfie is funnier on other peoples channels thn his own

[@taffimacharia3968]

Alice Kjell Kungsberger 9months later... but it’s so truuu!

[@freckldfiend]

"What if it had webbed feet, would you vlog it" JOE HAHAHA

[@nehaanwar968]

Freckled Fiend lol

[@moniquerussell6738]

Freckled Fiend 😂😂

[@jackiemountain9177]

Sign them up for swimming!

[@asdfgMustafa]

that wasn't Joe, that was reverend lmao

[@cosmicsas]

asdfgmustafa that wasn't reverend that was breverend

[@emilyisenhower3100]

"how many youtubers have you slept with?" "none" YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE

[@Lucia-ir6id]

I finding it hard to tell if Alfie is sarcastically saying a lot of stuff 😂

[@linsaylong4183]

Blah Blah same

[@charlottea]

Blah Blah Ikr he's being sarcastic but does he mean it at the same time😂

[@sisterstarbucks3566]

Blah Blah are they even dating

[@YanieSicard]

Cutie Cupcake308 no they aren't

[@pelly1020]

looool

[@michellet.3083]

"A lot of people call me joe, they're wrong... I like to myself joesus"😂😂👏

[@michellet.3083]

***call myself

[@kimcurtispersonal]

"What if it came out with webbed feet? Would you vlog it?"

[@lauren6725]

'what if it came out with 3 legs? would you throw it away?'

[@jessepill7090]

Kim Curtis I fucking died at both parts it was so funny lol

[@ge0rg1na88]

Kim Curtis in crying

[@itshannah6276]

He said flog it x

[@sophieslayage4506]

It’s Hannah no,Vlog it

[@mrnudl1000]

"Zoey lets get married" "Okay" 😂

[@gabrielledosland6402]

I think he should get Tanya burr on the KZbin confessional , I'm sure she has plenty to confess

[@oliverse404]

yesssssss

[@lianegiago5443]

Gabrielle Dosland that is the best collab idea I've ever heard

[@shivanipatel2459]

Gabrielle Dosland yes. And she can't think fast on the spot.

[@shannondoherty4525]

YES!!!!

[@imkeiramillsoncozitlit7720]

Gabrielle Dosland ha that would be amazing Tanya is to sweet

[@twentynecrybabiespanicking8373]

when Alfie said "why you waftin your gooch?" i laughed so hard

[@letmetrythis7758]

Miranda Owen Winter same!!!!

[@leilanurbhai6072]

TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood I love your name

[@553zz]

TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood I love your profile picture

[@naresereynolds6191]

GOOCH

[@paigechinnock1881]

TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood ...

[@chloethebrunette2272]

when alfie said bloody hell,he sounded like ron weasley

[@chloethebrunette2272]

+RDragon well in true harry potter fashion,BLIMEY!!!

[@bigfanofeveryone]

ChloeTheBrunette 227 sounds like Crowley from supernatural

[@laceysarah6724]

ChloeTheBrunette 227 that is soo funny.xxx he sounded weird

[@mikearagon29fgzkxjzmxji]

exactly my thought!!

[@-a4682]

I think anyone who is British and says bloody hell sounds like Ron

[@sydclem]

this is legit my fav series of joes 😂

[@norai6243]

ClementineTheGamer .....his name is Joeses............ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@cyberkitty3023]

Zoey Frey 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jplayzzz7950]

Joe's series!? No, it's Breverend's series and it's disrespectful to call him by his name, Joeses.

[@-maddie-943]

J Playz omg! 😂😂 that's the best reply to a comment I've ever seen

[@-pippa-4124]

ClementineTheGamer same! 😂

[@caspar]

😂this was really funny!

[@evie9945]

Caspar ily

[@that3dgybee166]

i love you caspar your better than joe XD :* #teamcaspar

[@skrates4382]

Caspar it was

[@blobbloby2501]

Caspar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please reply ilysfm u r amazing I'm actually so depressed that u and joe moved out

[@monikakarailieva]

I LOVE YA Caspar

[@girlinglitterful]

Alfie - "I've made over 1000 videos so?" Joe - *claps* "what do you want a f****** medal😂 Who else died on this part?

[@kimlesleyosman]

omg i pissed myself

[@erinx2803]

I laughed so hard

[@EllaMastersTv]

Who else agrees that Joe's videos are so creative? They really inspire fellow content creators like me :)

[@juliaspencer2879]

He is so funny as well

[@hartbigforever7004]

OMG Ella I love your videos!

[@malayaarabasi342]

Just checked your channel out, subscribed immediately!

[@dot4464]

he's one of the only original youtubers left on this platform tbh

[@bquncy550]

Ella Masters I agree 100%

[@rmoira6]

Reverend.... please have Joe Sugg on your show.

[@madisonc9543]

RMoira6 omg yes I would love to see that omg 😂

[@cassidysmith5882]

Breverend* 😂😂

[@gracehanslip6962]

RMoira6 yassss that would be amazing 😂💜😏

[@abbiecraker5398]

Omg yessss😂

[@dylangagner5583]

RMoira6 please tell me you are joking

[@jessicakilfoil5822]

joe is so cheeky and sarcastic! I love it

[@slsnnnn]

Jessica Kilfoil Yes! He deserves every single one of his subscribers and more! Many of the youtubers in his friend group seem to have gone out of ideas, but Joe never fails!

[@moodykid2124]

Jessica Kilfoil

[@livhancock3798]

Jessica Kilfoil yes he is!

[@katiejamieson9278]

Why is alfie all of a sudden really attractive in this video wtf

[@jt-qj8iu]

cap makes guys look good

[@BlastaCola]

Katie Jamieson he is attractive all the time

[@beakatriu1557]

I thought Alfie was always attractive

[@sweetchick10011]

Katie Jamieson I'm so happy you said this because I was thinking the exact same

[@susila1188]

It's the lighting :D

[@PatelRhea]

Who else wants the KZbin boyband to get together for a Christmas single? Imagine

[@avery-kz1bx]

Rhea Patel omg

[@lydiasahnine7987]

it would be a christmas miracle lol

[@pseudopixzie]

OMG!! YASSSS!!!!

[@laura5sos37]

Rhea Patel omg

[@samiaalivia5674]

Rhea Patel I love the KZbin boy band. Sometimes I sing All About You because I've watched it so many times.

[@zahraabbas9654]

"How many KZbinrs have you slept with?" "None" ...?

[@zahraabbas9654]

Rachel Quigg 😂😂

[@shelgg]

Zahra Abbas issa joke

[@zainmaan2825]

Zahra Abbas SARCASM PEOPLE!!!

[@Emsgems613]

OMG PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE VIDEOS!!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!

[@varietydelle5253]

I know right!!!!!!

[@nailesaladag7150]

Em's Gems f

[@raea721]

Em's Gems yesss

[@theaagostinelli3547]

Em's Gems joe this is your 200 video !!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱❤️❤️❤️

[@nowheregirl2004]

Em's Gems yess🤣🤣

[@k.w1888]

I NEEEEEEDDDD DAN AND PHIL ON THIS SERIES

[@__-rp7or]

phanic! trash at the disco Wolfe yesssssssss

[@katsign8942]

Omg yasss!!

[@jolynnejohn9771]

YES PLEASE

[@jamimarj5253]

yess

[@issagrace833]

one does not simply join the phandom you name is so true. You don't join, you are born into it

[@MC-vc4ft]

i love the way these videos are filmed and edited

[@MC-vc4ft]

"if it had webbed feet would you vlog it" ahah

[@celestejourdenais7131]

when you're on time and you don't know what to comment

[@reeganpicard2502]

Moonlight bae same

[@mariettaramirez5320]

lol i know right :D

[@iamyoursenpai4804]

Moonlight bae that was so funny I'm being sarcastic

[@sirahxo8874]

Moonlight bae lol same

[@Phoebe-ut8me]

Till?

[@HobbieStuartMusic]

i loved this!!

[@ДарьяМакавчик]

Hobbie Stuart omg hi there

[@Sah0419]

Hobbbieee ❤️

[@Heshuah]

hobs!!!!! :)

[@amiramimi9382]

hobbie 💗

[@eviewildx6363]

Hobbie Stuart gobby

[@kcanderson6221]

By far one of my favourite videos of yours, Joe. Absolutely hilarious😂 Alfie = "you alright?" Joe = "I'm blessed" 😂😂😂

[@emmaoneill8831]

Breverend*

[@isabellaroseelise]

This isnt Joe's video. It's Breverend's!!!! 😂😂😂

[@Abir-Kl]

I wanna see KSI and Caspar in this

[@joliesanderson7262]

Abir Ahmad yasss

[@omarrr3684]

Throw in Oli white :)

[@misscreepypasda6179]

& dan howell

[@Slim57]

No you really dont the kind of shit they're hiding is stuff you dont want to know about

[@faybryans8647]

miss creepypasda ! yes

[@olivialayla6916]

I love these so much, please do more!

[@emzyem4503]

Haley Jules yeah he totally should ✌🏻️

[@Incognito16527]

Marcus Butler btw "some people call me joesos " 😂😂😂

[@marksaid6587]

That cracked me up well! :D

[@ellaisnotme]

Caspar lee has to be next lol! Like if you agree

[@willausten8086]

Panicking! Crybaby Piløts or oli White

[@sunfloweremily8814]

Panicking! Crybaby Piløts your username is GOALS.......!

[@phanicatthetwentynediscoso7037]

Trash fan love your pp

[@emaan7320]

ellasmella Ii

[@milolearner]

ellasmella c.

[@tbhbyron]

i feel like i've been waiting for this FOREVER

[@celestejourdenais7131]

TBHBYRON I see you everywhere I swear

[@zaralees]

TBHBYRON same ever since he vlogged it I've been waiting

[@tbhbyron]

my channel & subscribers are blowing up so fast because of this comment thankyou so much!!💗

[@sheerqueenattack180]

Joe looked so disappointed when Alfie said he was alright 😂

[@sheerqueenattack180]

AND OMFG I KNEW HE'D ANSWER "TAYLOR SWIFT"

[@sophiebivens9510]

Sandy Ann i thought he was gonna say emma watson 😂

[@tyresem6142]

i love when i read a comment about the part im watching

[@zainmaan2825]

Sophie Bivens Me 2!

[@emdemtay4eva]

Came out with webbed fingers would you vlog it, man that line got me so good had to pause & comment and die of laughter

[@emdemtay4eva]

Secret marriage vlog for the clickbait

[@karanchaudhary451]

Alfie-"You alright" Joe-"I am blessed" lmao😂😂

[@beinghay7383]

"If I'm still with her" WHAT DO U MEAN ALFIE???? #ZAFLIE FOREVER

[@dianagrigoryan4532]

BeingHay what second is it??)

[@danbrydges]

it's not £1m it's just £995,000

[@amfuller1]

well he didn't lie did he. LOL

[@user-wo8nb9nz6k]

belle xx it's also because of the location. When the location is good the price is more

[@fizzyhog]

Have you ever tried to buy a house in Brighton or Hove? A nice one bedroom flat with no garden costs at least £350,000- I fully believe that theirs cost almost £1,000,000! In some parts of london 1m wont even get you a one bed flat.

[@fizzyhog]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46565435.html Here you go! It sold for £935,000.

[@thefioretta100]

fizzyhog Wow, you found it! Good work!!

[@niamh.elizabeth]

"That'll make the daily mail" 😂 I laughed so much

[@lindahambright9900]

Niamh Taggart b

[@Kenz-ue6yn]

3:25 4 years later they are parents and Joe is an uncle

[@elle-maypalfrey7759]

2 girls not 1 boy and 1 girl 😭

[@ljc4137]

Greet video and I have just noticed how long Alfie's eyebrows are

[@sanyasartorius3726]

Leahjade Craddock2006 lmao they are long arent they haha😂💖

[@sanyasartorius3726]

Leahjade Craddock2006 add me on snapchat well if u want lmao💖 smasih04

[@annabellestamper7142]

It's funny how joe was so serious making this 😂 x

[@norai6243]

Annabelle Stamper Joeses....not joe😂😂😂😂😂

[@annabellestamper7142]

Zoey Frey oh yeah, my mistake 😂

[@SH-vh6mq]

Annabelle Stamper Ikr Omagod 😂

[@s.r5394]

Annabelle Stamper did you mean breverand

[@debrakinne3866]

Good job Joe #7 on trending

[@xlaurensxx]

"Ill throw hot water on her" damn dont anger alfie 😂😂😂

[@landjareemosquishes.4992]

Lauren Stephen I love your profile picture

[@xlaurensxx]

L Wisterman thanks lol ive had it for too long because couldnt be bothered to change it

[@Masala_Pizzaa]

22 million rupees is 256,389.540 British Pounds

[@46-meghanac48]

Pirate of the Sea of Monsters love you for correcting him!💙💙

[@Masala_Pizzaa]

Meghana C love you, too!

[@leslyruiz9765]

Pirate of the Sea of Monsters And how many dollars is that Sorry im from California

[@Masala_Pizzaa]

Lesly Ruiz Its 325,996.220 US Dollars. There's a wonderful thing called as Google, my friend. Please use that to convert money in the future. All you have to do is type-"22 million inr (or rupees) to usd."

[@asmakhan2065]

You also have to take into consideration the fact that many countries have ruppees as a currency, and they all have different values. (Pakistan, India, and idk there's probably more)

[@Sophie-xb2iy]

I feel like throughout this whole video they were trying to hint that Zalfie are getting married!...😂

[@rach6670]

Sophie YESS

[@MiguelCostaY]

I wish I had youtuber friends to collab with... I dont even have friends...

[@MiguelCostaY]

JK my mom is my friend...

[@deletedaccount7464]

Miguel Costa 😂sorry mate

[@MiguelCostaY]

GamerGirls 4Life It's life XD

[@alaynao8451]

Miguel Costa ok

[@dababy6917]

Miguel Costa then make some

[@oliwiatrojanowska9976]

Here in 2024, Alfie saying imagine being an uncle and now Joe is the best uncle to two Zalfie babies! Makes me so emotional growing up with you all

[@MeganBlancoitsme]

Outfit on point Joe 👌🏻👌🏻 really fits you

[@MeganBlancoitsme]

😂😂❤️

[@daviescout375]

Megan Blanco Lololol hahah it does 😂

[@hollyfray5469]

Your cover of I Don't Want To Live Forever is so good! 😍💕

[@vjhj3480]

Megan Blanco listen...he is not Joe he is Joesus 😂

[@chloeisnot0nfire16]

I have said this before and I will say it again if I don't see Daniel James Howell or Phil Michael Lester in one of the youtuber confessionals I will take some kind of action or something similar well I cant do anything but just please the whole phandom needs you to do this please Joesus please

[@bookmilla8616]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 i saw their names now im here hi

[@reganwitherstone594]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 yes we need this more than we need air

[@libby4943]

Why is the 'phandom' so annoying, not everything has to include them! I guess there okay but all the annoying supporters just need to stay with them and stop commenting about them on other youtubers posts, because frankly no one cares

[@reganwitherstone594]

Glk124 5 its not just the phandom thats doing this tho if you scroll down youll see other suggestions, its just more ppl want dan and phil on 💁

[@monkeygif5543]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 tf why are the phandom so annoying, dan and phil don't have to be part of everything

[@Pinknfluffyfairy]

Can't believe how laid back Alfie was with those

[@katedavis9239]

Joe : loud noises coming from you and my sisters room Alfie : hahha Joe in his head : AWNSER ME

[@kateknight1393]

Omg my heart melted when he said he'd want his years to come knowing they now have 2 ❤❤❤

[@maddyharding673]

“Would you ever have kids with her?” Watching in 2021 after they’ve announced they’re pregnant

[@sunnyharris1974]

“would u ever have kids with her” and now look at them:(((

[@bs1zzle444]

"What if it came out with webbed fingers? Would you vlog it?" Joesus, 2016

[@ilysaemerson]

Why did he lie about not sleeping with any youtubers???

[@lauracooper6651]

Ilysa Emerson He was just keeping it as private as possible. I can't imagine him talking about sex.

[@aishaadean09]

Ilysa Emerson because its kind of obvious answer 😂

[@rach6670]

Hahaha

[@rach6670]

Jennifer H i bet joe is reading our convo like wtf they are weird and nosey 😂

[@niamhfootball6777]

Ilysa Emerson hes messing about, joking about him and zoe😂

[@chloehegarty8242]

"They cost a lot,they shit a lot and then it dies" that made me laugh😂

[@shaylamp4484]

Loud noises coming from you and my sisters room?! 😂😂😂

[@briannawenger3113]

Shayla mp4 😂😂😂😂

[@euty_i_a_minsta]

joe: what if it comes out with we webed fingers alfie: hahahaha ha joe: would you vlog it?

[@hannawalsh8409]

"what would you do if you had a kid and it came out with three legs, would you throw it away?" 😂😂 I just lost it... 2am and I almost fell off my bed

[@ameliahickey968]

DO THIS WITH CASPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sanyasartorius3726]

Amelia Hickey yassss😂💖 add me on snapchat cause im bored lmao😂💖 smasih04

[@catalinatipene9637]

Amelia Hickey no JIM

[@ameliahickey968]

sanya sartorius yasss I will now😂😂💜

[@sanyasartorius3726]

Amelia Hickey aww💖😂

[@ameliahickey968]

sanya sartorius added you😂😂❤️

[@shannontaylor9774]

Do this with dan and Phil please

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

omfg yes pleeease Joe

[@phanlover2094]

Shannon Taylor omfg yes

[@spacer00-thesimsandmore75]

Shannon Taylor YES

[@annaaaen1722]

Shannon Taylor yassss

[@jessicafirrell]

Shannon Taylor NO DO IT WITH CASPAR

[@lulugardner3]

Watching this in 2021 when Alfie is gonna become a dad is so cute

[@evan]

Joe you're so naturally funny loved this x

[@ulvrk]

I clicked so fast when I saw this

[@mariacorreia8673]

Really tho...

[@zh5566]

Who else wants to see him do this with LIZZZA?

[@secretblogger1186]

meeee

[@avalongarbutt9275]

ZH 55 YES

[@katiebowden1789]

omg literal best idea ever

[@farzeenavocado5113]

YESSS

[@sanyasartorius3726]

ZH 55 yessss😂💖

[@novababy4307]

When he said the baby came out with three legs would you throw it away 😂😂😂😂

[@asahnii7926]

"I'll just pour some hot water on her." O.O Bloody hell

[@jalpaca1264]

I'm hoping this becomes a web series 💗🎉

[@iforgotmynameagain6846]

Jalpaca same here

[@jalpaca1264]

Iforgotmyname again it'd be so good, joe is so good at editing 🤗

[@d_alessandro]

Jalpaca me too

[@user-ip6sd3rh3o]

Who chews the inside of there mouth? I do

[@harrycohan01]

Who Hate's Donald Trump I do

[@Zeenat7861]

Who Hate's Donald Trump I do!!

[@blarg2402]

Who Hate's Donald Trump Who doesn't?

[@Zeenat7861]

Mixed Naruto some people think it's abnormal to do that

[@abigailthomas9226]

Who Hate's Donald Trump I chew my lip

[@tomious4257]

3:11 6 years later... Pick your moments, Alf

[@belladelrosario8146]

lord and savior joesus christ

[@lostanguishbladelord2461]

Lord and Savior Joesus Sugg

[@MeganBlancoitsme]

3:14 to 3:18 😂😂😂 hahahah

[@MeganBlancoitsme]

❤️

[@georgeyflemming6081]

So funny hahaha 😂

[@haileysmith7615]

Megan Blanco you have an amazing voice

[@chloecomber1239]

Megan Blanco X

[@PhiloMarsh]

Megan Blanco 😂

[@ranib8248]

this is seriously the best series on Joe's channel I never want this to end!

[@jutatamasaityte4052]

"someone's been watching my videos" omg😂 don't know why but I laughed

[@dina7878]

Why would u wish ur house was £1M??You'll just have less money!😂😂

[@sugglet36]

Dina Akhtar I mean, we already know he doesn't pay for it so why would he care? 😂

[@marinat8000]

Dina Akhtar I think he might of meant that it was more than 1M😂

[@dolantwinspotato9911]

Dina Akhtar Better shape and bigger I guess

[@leahslater9643]

Marina T nah he didn't you can tell that's not what he meant

[@jessm38]

Dina Akhtar they live on the most expensive road in Brighton. Houses on that road are over 1m easy

[@isabelramos5346]

Plz do this with Dan and Phil but do it separately like what you did with zoey and alfie

[@BrandonWilliamyt]

HEY YOU! yes you random person scrolling through the comments....... I hope you have an amazing day/night😃

[@emilylovesanimals8524]

You too mate.

[@jacobstokes1546]

Brandon William Cheers you too

[@marksaid6587]

My favourite number is 3. So, I wish you, Brandon, and all you others, the same, but three time more. :)

[@ementbifkfigogkyntj5291]

Brandon William Hey you random person scrolling in the replies

[@ABatchofcumbercookies]

Brandon William Any small youtubers want to start supporting each other's channels?? ☺️

[@izzierose2]

"yeah if I'm still with her in years to come" YOU BETTER BE ZALFIE BABIES

[@sessyashok5147]

Can you do the youtuber confessionals with Caspar, Oli white, Tanya, Jim, Marcus, Naomi, KSI, Comedy Shorts Gamer and some of the American youtubers

[@bigtimednp]

I love this series so much! Please do it with Dan and Phil (but separately) :D

[@IK4162_]

these confessionals crack me up Joe's a nutter

[@minaxxii]

3:30 he became the best uncle omg 🥺

[@textstories2621]

So surprised he said Taylor Swift and not Emma Watson 🤔

[@yoniceskirtloey6992]

What if ur kid comes out with three legs? Would u throw it away? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA MEANT ALLY BROKE DOWN... XDXDXDXD JEKENWMWLA... LOVE YA JOE

[@yoniceskirtloey6992]

Mentally*

[@0xhaderx072]

Snanny loves joe sugg i wouldnt throw the bubba, id love it no matter what

[@yoniceskirtloey6992]

TheMost Unknown I don't see why u would throw ur kid away... Ud love them for who they are... *insert blush emoji*

[@brittneypadinor7375]

I NEED DAN AND PHIL IN THIS

[@neokhambule4804]

I've literally been waiting for this since Alfie's vlog. Who else?

[@sabrinam8763]

Alfie: "I'll throw some hot water on her" Joesus: "That'll make the Daily Mail" So true 😂

[@TheoBaker.]

These videos are the best on the internet 😂😂

[@thegrandestnothing3532]

dan and phil needs to be featured here as they need to confess alot

[@millyleonard3082]

i love how he was so open and funny!