If Full Metal Alchemist were vines

[@Ellisepha]

I love how we all agree that in their relationship, Riza is the only normal one

[@avramoon32]

_Agreed_

[@tinyflower_4981]

YES

[@IrvingIV]

@@avramoon32 A greed

[@simplyplague2755]

Lamiria you a Rwby fan?

[@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

@@IrvingIV oh god

[@evecheetah894]

3:34 Also Hughes calling Mustang

[@tasneemkhandaker]

Also Hughes getting a call from his unbelievably cute daughter

[@evecheetah894]

Razeen Khandaker basically Hughes whenever he is talking to anyone about his family

[@miriamjazovi]

@Arianna Manmadhan so is Hughes 😔😔😔

[@sugakookie874]

more like Hughes calling anyone lol

[@shelbyg.8867]

I love how all of the Greedling ones were just them screaming and arguing with each other. Perfectly describes them.

[@ghostrobots]

i love how the further fma goes, the scarier the women get. like, the female characters' order of appearance is almost exactly the same as the order of most to least frightening women: rose, winry, hawkeye, izumi, olivier (outliers being lan fan and may chang, who are still terrifying at times, but i'd put them on winry's level, maybe a bit higher)

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

May I ask you a question? where is madam rode a TANK through an elevator to kill sloth on dat list?

[@vinhd1521]

@@goldenapplesaga5446 at the end cause thats major general olivier mira armstrong

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

@@vinhd1521 ok guud

[@savagemacke]

Yeah lmao

[@katarinablagojevic5760]

Winry is scarier then Hawkeye when she gets the wrench

[@InternetShis]

Rose: "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Leto!" Rose, while Cornello is snorting coke: "KUMBAYA MY LORD"

[@nadiarivera3317]

4:14 It should actually be Roy running from Rain

[@maryts.690]

Nadia Rivera or from Riza with a gun.

[@yaomeii]

LMAO

[@FullmetalDabi]

Or running from the word useless

[@nadiarivera3317]

4:01 It actually sounds like Roy lol

[@yasminemohand2349]

True 😂😂😂

[@otakuartistk4806]

Bro that's what I said

[@vinc3nt690]

From the bloopers

[@m0ckyzo185]

This is him after buying that car full of flowers

[@katarinablagojevic5760]

IT DOES

[@mcstabbins4501]

I now have the mental image of Father wearing crocs. Now I'm sobbing

[@humanhuman884]

I mean he does wear sandals

[@awalthour9559]

6:47 how Mustang felt when killing Lust

[@sophiea7]

Thank you

[@87crowhat54]

That’s how he felt walking down the hallway to Lust and settled lust on fire

[@mnarxh8356]

4:14 the should be edward running away from winry 😂

[@katarinablagojevic5760]

Yes lol

[@deliii395]

No

[@kiwihyunz7452]

1:01 Edward when hoheniheim finally came back after years of being gone

[@mikaelac.6515]

My only critique is that in the “Stupid” vine, Mustang should’ve been the one to translate the braille

[@evecheetah894]

OoF 😖

[@aleynayaz294]

That’s DIRTY... I like it lmfao

[@andrasreal]

LMAO

[@llamaish5507]

Why are you like this

[@l3x11-3]

OW

[@bruh9221]

thank you for blessing this cursed website with this gift omg

[@archivedchaos00256]

8:12 i feel like that works more with edward and izumi but thats still hilarious XD

[@lemonade5443]

omg youre so right

[@glendacostello873]

7:14 pride is kazoo kid confirmed

[@ELeeHamm]

Dude, this isn’t a Vine compilation.... This is the whole fucking anime. 🤣💀

[@zuhanadeem9833]

Yes

[@pennywar4677]

8:38 okay you’ve slain me

[@amythestwolfariamorrell545]

8:30 is by far my favorite.

[@CJCroen1393]

The "69 cents" one is basically Greed and Ling's entire relationship summed up in a single video.

[@sonofjack6286]

4:26 Ed in a nutshell. 9:42 This describes Izumi pretty well, not to mention this guy is funny as hell.

[@itaroons]

6:58 its been ten minutes and i cANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS ONE IVE REWATCHED IT AT LEAST FIVE TIMES

[@Antivaguenesssociety]

It actually sounds like dubbed Greed

[@itaroons]

@@Antivaguenesssociety I KNOW THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNYYYYY

[@tahnaeee]

FELT IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS

[@1banana636]

This is too good for this world 4:10 is the best

[@maryts.690]

1:23 R. I. P. Roy Mustang

[@sevvo728]

rest in peace flame alchemist

[@ibtissame1419]

4:08 THE ACCURACY LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@lunarfeather1574]

Why is this one so true? Like honestly I love it xD 0:58

[@GhostedSFM]

3:51 this one just killed me XDDDD

[@1banana636]

My mom saw that one and asked " wut the fuck u watching"

[@-ladyvictoria-6934]

4:47 wait tHIS IS NOT CANON?!

[@payton9665]

4:56 and 8:31 are my favorites. I’m putting this here for myself when I come back to this video later.

[@loganh4642]

3:35 is it wrong that I imagined this vine for Roy while watching the show

[@chaoscontroller316]

0:20 If they lived in modern times, I guarantee this would be their Instagram.

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

5:10 I. Am. SOO. That one friend.

[@juliakopij2952]

6:06 is everytime Riza had day off

[@mars-the-ethereal9609]

she puts up with so much of their stupid shit its so funny

[@elementalalchemist0355]

_Finally, I'm blessed_

[@toatoons9437]

Oh ShooT Hi

[@elementalalchemist0355]

TOA TOONS _Hoi_

[@toatoons9437]

@@elementalalchemist0355 what are the odds I would find you here XD

[@elementalalchemist0355]

@@toatoons9437 _I don't know XD_

[@toatoons9437]

@@elementalalchemist0355 haha XD. You do remember right?. I'm one of you followers on G+ XD.

[@laurainathunderstorm]

Honestly I think the "you're all going to hell, goodbye" one is perfect for Kimblee

[@Fanable0]

True

[@andrea7239]

all of the vines with greed and ling being the chaotic duo everyone dreams of just give me life

[@RHKang-hl3ps]

9:38 I can't, OMG.

[@spectraltala6362]

i go back to school tomorrow and this makes me feel much better

[@kendallskratt804]

Dang I wish I could go back to school

[@dixi-chan6410]

Kendall Skratt nah

[@asinicw9906]

Lmao 3:34 is definitely the "HeLlO ElIzAbEtH ✨ " scene

[@thefazfoxs8824]

I'd say the "HeLlO TheRE MaDAm ThiS iS YOuR NeIgHBouRhOoD FloRIsT" scene/bit fits too

[@alcheminty7060]

6:57 is pretty accurate

[@rehanfmohammed9955]

It actually sounds like greed lmao

[@crystalgem7494]

1:17 this made me laugh so hard, Fury is one of my favorite characters

[@howdoesoneusername-142]

6:05 so them tho 😂😂

[@spiderwicker130]

Mummywolfy - the oven is slamming louder than Envy’s gun did

[@armythatgoesmoomoo1148]

3:33 lmfaooo OML THIS IS HOW ROY ACTED 😭😂😂😂

[@SoUmThisIsMe]

I just finished watching Brotherhood (after watching the og fma) and I spent the last five mintures crying the living soul out of my body. Now I'm watching this and I have no clue if I should cry or laugh cause I'm on the verge of an alchemical breakdown

[@turdburglar6944]

Sometimes I like to think as if the Homunculus as if they were in a Sorority or a Frat 😂

[@TheMalharesCoven]

I love the one at 6:45 😂😂

[@sonja_jade]

omg I haven't laughed this hard in a long ass time. Please keep this up and do another. It's beautiful

[@mars-the-ethereal9609]

the entirety of fma is just riza putting up with everyones bullshit and asking herself why she likes roy

[@yassvaritaass]

I can't imagine my life without this video. It's honestly such a huge source of joy

[@FaiGal]

1:28 those two really be like that huh 😂 And 6:58 that’s too accurate 💀

[@CipherKirby]

9:06 Drivers seat: Greed Passengers seat: Ling Back seat: *(Me when Greed came back.)* The life of the party is back. 🎉

[@yggdra1477]

I was hoping for the "I'm just saying" one for Kimblee. Still great tho

[@Camille-cr7ni]

y’all 4:01 had me crying of laughter lmaoo

[@empath9814]

Yaas I'm happy Kimblee got some love in here lol.

[@skydishmane65]

4:14 I know that the real moment, in the anime, was scary and I didn't like it..... Yet I find this funny

[@Nebulasecura]

0:20 I laughed my ass off way more at this than I should have 😂

[@drinkerofpaint]

Im living for the greed and ling ones

[@annaherndon4127]

alphonse swearing like a kid is funny cause in the bloopers there’s a clip where he yells ‘fuck yeah’

[@Starfish0.]

2:10 Selim at the library scene 😂

[@mikaylachan9957]

5:14 I think roy and hughes makes more sense also 3:34 huges calling mustang makes more sense

[@pinkdinoyt7565]

Mikayla Chan well in that one episode of brotherhood when Mustang pretends that Riza is “Elizabeth”. I think the names fit pretty well when you think of that scenario :)

[@armythatgoesmoomoo1148]

@@pinkdinoyt7565 I definitely think the phone scene suits mustang and hawkeye especially with the Elizabeth scene and when he called her saying he was drunk and about the flowers

[@SimmDevi]

The Greed/Ling ones are the best.

[@eq.eleanor]

The chicken nuggies one was spot on Ling and greed

[@cc-df1do]

3:54 too accurate lmao

[@laurend7567]

Holy jah 2:36 had me wheeeezing

[@ExceptionalOneStandAlone]

8:56 Phantom of the Opera

[@renjoku3771]

5:10 Aw snap, snap Spark, spark-

[@firerath]

7:17 Inaccurate. Roy would never tell Hawkeye that. Other than that though it’s perfect.

[@just_a_simp_edits]

4:01 I know this is a joke but in a scene where he's talking to haweye (I ship it) and he had this whispery and tender tone soooooo.... you can imagine how hot it would be if he actually tried

[@d.j.mulcahy1657]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is still one of my favorite animated shows of all time.

[@iagocampus4818]

"when it's just the two of us, the colonel calls me mommy"

[@thehopeofeden597]

I knew from that first one this would have too much chaotic energy

[@thehopeofeden597]

Arakawa would be proud.

[@notgojo491]

Thank you for the Kimblee one, I needed that

[@keepcalmandslitheron9115]

This is honestly immaculate. I salute you.

[@WinterLady87]

At 4:18, should be Mustang and Gluttony. One of my favorite scenes of the whole series🤣

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

8.54 is the most accurate of them all 😂

[@frixlit6738]

(8:54) for the people who are lazy

[@MsObeyy]

“Oooh I just can’t wait to beat Yaaa assssss” lmaooo

[@zhaklindyrmishi23]

WHERE WAS THIS VIDEO MY WHOLE LIFE

[@darknessdevours5827]

Basically all of the ones where it's Roy and Riza, it also fits to have Roy in place of Riza and Maes where Roy had been.

[@campbellsoup8973]

THESE ARE SO PERFECT

[@sapphirefox2352]

2:55 Omg! I laughed so hard!

[@sapphirefox2352]

7:04 This one got me too. 4:20 So did this one.

[@puedoescribirynodisimular]

my newest favorite genre of video fr

[@sonicx24cool51]

1:28 is exactly what Lust did to Scar’s brother

[@nelliebachesneg6655]

It is 12:54 am and I am going to wake my parents up with how hard I'm laughing

[@chickenfarmer321]

This is amazing how accurate it is.

[@kevintapia1760]

0:52 it’s funny how it’s Patricia because fans think Ed and winry named their daughter after trisha

[@snowsmile7113]

Thank you for this I owe you my will to liveeee pls this is a masterpiece 😩🙏

[@aviancoleslaw]

the hoenheim ones are the most accurate out of anything ever

[@fullmetalalchemistdescende2796]

The ghost adventures as ling, greed, and father are too perfect!!!!!

[@sheezusx2]

I never knew I needed this in my life until now. 😂😂😂

[@viridian.vertigo]

5:16 I can't with this 💀💀 6:01 Yeah ndnsnxn 6:58 FUCKING HELL THE GREED-LING ONES ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY 8:00 BRUH PLEASE 😭

[@aliciakondrick2631]

0:45 miles and buccaneer but yea I love it

[@arrivederci_sanya]

1:09 5:10 8:34 I DIED

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Like Ed’s mom

[@arrivederci_sanya]

@@insertcreativenamehere242 screw you

[@mtsuki3197]

It scares me how accurate those are ✨

[@WithADashOfPazazz]

The Scar one 😂

[@solar6284]

4:03 ngl that actually sounds like ENG dub mustang LMFAO

[@selen1054]

4:25 is so true lmao

[@TheBrandonio]

Cats go meow, Ducks go quack, Dogs go ed...ward, Im not sorry

[@sheriearl2629]

0:43 *thatcollegegirl: implying Olivimiles since December 12th, 2018*

[@autistic-echo]

6:07 when hawkeye isnt home

[@toyafart2]

I love how accurate these are..