Scoreboard Sh*thousery: Peter Crouch Calls Out Chris Stark

Well, well, well…..what a footballing start to the year it has been for Master Stark. Not only has he been able to nab a 3 pointer but he’s extended his lead on Crouchy and Sids after another very successful weekend.
But fear not, it is straight back to the business end for the lads who are on fine form this week.
Crouchy, Chris and Sids give their hot take on Ivan Toney’s controversial return to the Premier league, and Notorious is on hand to share some of his most memorable moments with the man, the myth, the legend that is Graham Stack.
It is also an FA Cup special this week, with the lads looking at Arsenal v Palace, Chelsea v Aston Villa and, of course Chris’ beloved Watford v Southampton.
Expect some scoring sh*thousery, VAR-cissistic behaviour and some piss poor punditry only on this week’s Friday episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast
Chumbawamba
00:00 Intro
02:24 Ivan Tony
06:18 STATO!
07:27 Graham Stack
14:21 Arsenal v Palace
18:09 Chelsea v Aston Villa
22:42 Watford v Southampton
28:25 Shirts and Job titles
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[@JWalksClips]

"The podcast has gone hands free" Immediately go back to holding mics in the next podcast 😂

[@Ryan-dx8ry]

Change is not good

[@ScottJonesy]

After promoting that gash from Brewdog I'm loving the Guinness being blatantly advertised 😂

[@darrylkemp3253]

Funny the second they stop paying you instantly stop drinking brew dog 😂

[@imightbebiased9311]

They switched back to mics in hands very quickly. :)

[@redboyjan]

The endless moaning in the comments if it isn't quite right is annoying

[@dazamanday]

​@@redboyjan it's almost like it's a podcast where it's important to have decent audio

[@redboyjan]

@@dazamanday nah, it's nimbys moaning, turn it up like normals

[@dazamanday]

​@@redboyjan so you're too deaf to even hear what the issue was if your response is to turn it up 😂

[@redboyjan]

@@dazamanday OMG you spelt one word wrong, look look, it annoys me so I have to annoy you with it. It's boring. Sure they can hear themsleves the audio isn't perfect and they addressing it. Enjoy a whiny weekend. I bet var really really really upsets you blimey

[@mattwilding7736]

Straight back to the Guinness! 😆

[@charlesh2003]

Chris reminds me of a bloke in hotel with a stunner she wants a bit and he’s taking notes for the pod or explaining the history of bbqs and how to cook the perfect sausage

[@Shanks3103]

Absolutely love the dynamic between these 3. Best podcast

[@QueerChica]

Chris is such a weasel, honestly. He can't take any defeat. He tried to duck out of finishing bottom before Christmas, and now he's trying to manipulate the game again 🤦‍♀️x

[@johnathanhoobler8228]

Pure snake with 0 ball knowledge

[@ladhurka]

HAPPY BDAY TO PETER CROUCH. WHAT A LEGEND. His B'DAY IS ON THE 30TH OF JAN. WHAT A LEGENDARY PLAYER. PLEASE REPLY ❤ U DUDE. 43 years!!

[@crobulous9581]

Within 90 mins just means not an extra time result, Chris grabbing at straws there 😂

[@robbo512]

He tries harder than anyone I've ever seen in my life to cultivate this "lad" image for himself yet he's so far from it in reality. And to be fair whoever told him that info is even more clueless about football and betting.

[@mprsv1]

I thought David Bentley was a character, Graham Stack is something else! There’s a huge crossover period where they were both at Arsenal (2001-2006) even though both were loaned out multiple times during that period there definitely would’ve been lengthy periods of time where both were present at Highbury. Can’t help but feel sorry for Arsene Wenger & Pat Rice!

[@shanecook9414]

90 minutes includes injury time, that rule is only relevant in cup games meaning extra time isn’t included

[@tomstabluke_gaming124]

Happy birthday to crouch and myself ❤❤❤ Also thanks for being phenomenal for liverpool all the best from Thomas ❤

[@briangately4897]

You guys should mention subscribing. I just subbed today and can’t believe because I’ve been watching for a few months bow

[@user-yf1wd7pt8j]

Loving the podcasts lads .... I reckon a good name for your pub is Duck and Dive Inñ Crouchy has had to duck to get through doors , Diving cause every footballer knows in the team Who will do it...... I bet this is Crouchy's bar .... Great podcasts lads, dream team ❤️💛💙( btw hearts are colours on footy shirt teams , you all love and respect)

[@LukeRaws10]

Guessing this was recorded prior to the handless mic’s episode on Wednesday 😂

[@chulainn32]

That Brewdog doesn't taste as good when you have to pay for the pish 😂

[@spen8467]

Chris that’s bollocks about the 90mins with the bookies. Somebody is winding you up 😂😂

[@thebaldynugget]

Its Betfair that do it

[@spen8467]

They payout if your winning at 90 mins regardless of end result, they still payout if your team wins the game in injury time

[@bradjanes7366]

Listen to the Graham Stack episode on the Magic Sponge for these and more stories. It’s a belter

[@whitenbald]

New word: "parchable" Someone who deserves a good parching, e.g. Thomas Frank

[@V-O-V]

“Chelsea need to start winning games” We’ve won 5 of the last 7

[@graememilligan9734]

Stack scattered a few bodies up town in Edinburgh when he played for Hibs.

[@marvellousmark1]

Guinness in standard IKEA water glasses is absolutely triggering me. Top drawer Shithousery against the Irish this!!!!!!

[@leepeters3683]

Crouchie looked agitated today never seen him like that

[@MrLeegreenwood]

90 mins at a bookies includes injury time its extra it doesnt allow for, so in theory chris wouldnt of won at a bookies

[@garyphillips006]

Starky trying to move the goalposts again 🤣 even with the bookies if it says settled on 90 minutes it includes injury time, you wouldn't have won anything with a bookmaker. Settled on 90 mins means for extra time games.

[@BenJames1878]

@Chris Stark. Injury time is included in 90 mins betting. Betting companies say in 90 minutes in Cup competitions. So Arsenal's 5 goals would be included in 90 minutes betting.

[@johnathanhoobler8228]

More needs to be said about him not knowing about De Bruyne's goal against Newcastle? Seems like he didn't even know the result? Why would anyone listen to what he says about football honestly

[@bilboswaggings0]

@johnathanhoobler8228 what a melt hating on someone that much over the Internet get a life John 😂

[@Gregory155]

Chris, no bookie offers a result at 90 minutes. Added time is always included 🤣

[@tgdkls5891]

I sympathise Chris, but surely post-90-min agony is football. If goals after the 90 didn't count, Newcastle this season would still have been in the Champs League and League Cup, and got results against Man City and Liverpool among others. And I'm sure loads of other clubs feel like they always get shafted in injury time.

[@johnathanhoobler8228]

What about him not knowing about De Bruyne's goal against Newcastle? He didn't know the result? Why would anyone listen to what he says about football? Absolutely clueless

[@petercampbe11]

have you binned off Brew Dog?

[@multifaceteduser3405]

lol stark being a weasel with the 90 min bollocks, this is why you should stick to your original scores, no changing scores just because someone else has same scoreline etc.

[@BigRenz13]

Agreed. Not sure why they've started doing that

[@Goldenwolfteeth]

Lovely bit of stouthousery going on here!

[@JWalksClips]

Fallen out with Bewdog already? 🤔🤣

[@DirtyBertie]

Scandal

[@user-yf1wd7pt8j]

Lads can you Mention in your podcast Marie from Wirral..... I used to follow Crouchy everywhere. Marie from Wirral

[@user-qx9fy8gu1w]

cringe

[@KahunaGamingTV]

90 min at bookies means full time whistle, which includes injury/added time

[@cad_]

Probably referring to betfair and maybe a few other bookies. They pay out at 90 mins on the dot excluding injury time

[@reids100]

@@cad_ Nah, every bookie includes injury time (including betfair)

[@KahunaGamingTV]

@@cad_ not true

[@cad_]

@@KahunaGamingTV they introduced it this season. It’s a different market from the regular one. From their website: 90 minute payout “Odds 90 markets will be paid out if the bet is winning at 90:00:00 regardless of the full-time result.”

[@robbo512]

@@cad_ That is a very specific special offer which also only applies to bets placed on home/draw/away winner markets, placed at reduced odds. Having a bet on 3-0 correct score wouldn't have paid out with any bookmaker at the 90:00 mark.

[@dominicwatts7107]

stop the count at 90 minutes that is disgraceful! terrible shout from BBQC

[@user-fw1oh5rs4j]

Got send by John nel

[@johnmason2843]

Lovely black heart ❤️😂

[@Charlie.202]

Love seeing the Guinness on the table!!

[@robertflanagan1364]

Just like a kid

[@connormacdonald4835]

Chris is such a cry baby, no bookies doesn’t take added time into account for bets

[@ThomasYoung-rq7pq]

Betfair does

[@robbo512]

@@ThomasYoung-rq7pq it is a very specific 90-minute market which offers worse odds and gives you a slight safety net at the 90 minute mark, nothing to do with correct score or any other bet. That's like picking 0-0 and saying he should have got the win because it was 0-0 after 10 minutes and some bookies have a "10 minute result" market. Makes no sense.

[@ThomasYoung-rq7pq]

@@robbo512 yea fair play

[@duzzyclayton5821]

What's with the beeping with swearing.

[@elliotpaveley3237]

Love the pod guys but it’s astonishing how much Crouchy hates Chelsea 😅

[@jackevans7514]

Love the pod and the therapy crouch! Please like to help me out 🙏 My uncle is coming down from America with his 2 kids for my wedding. I want the kids to be mascots for Aston villa Vs wolves. He loves the villa even named his older one Aston! Please crouchy help me make this happen! Happy to pay I just want it to happen for him🙏🙏🙏

[@jaynebradley5743]

That would be awesome!! (Villa foreva!)

[@jaynebradley5743]

If you boys have jinxed Villa, I'll be down the smoke to have SERIOUS words!! (Villa villain for ever!)

[@leepeters3683]

U fuckin let em have it geez lol 👀🍺

[@Gilly9244]

The lack of respect Leeds are getting in this promotion race across all footy pods is shocking

[@Thm90.]

Leeds are shocking 😂 yo yo team

[@redboyjan]

Better have a proper manager this time if you make it up

[@leepeters3683]

Long may it continue 😢

[@Gilly9244]

@@Thm90. I am worried that’s what we’re gonna become 😅😂

[@Gilly9244]

@@dazamanday arsehole😂

[@user-jc3wm9ww9o]

1st

[@BillyHayes79Music]

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