Thats why imposters Won’t fight Black

I liked his idea so animated too ;3
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Sadly Animation not very smooth and SLOW bc adobe killed it with a bug. Probably will start doing animations on this channel
Idea from by / @fatalcube1035

[@dwerical]

He is the true mastermind amongst all impostors. It was already very obvious that they stood no chance.

[@spezkko]

nerd emoji

[@ligmaballscandice]

@@spezkko 🤓

[@Giga_Muslim487]

@@spezkko 🤓

[@Randomguy-ih2qv]

@@spezkko 🤓

[@nextlevel2138]

I broke the chain ha!

[@sonicelchorizoconuntoquede4871]

This just shows that no matter what or who is the father of gray, he will always be a great son.

[@johnyboy526]

55 likes but no comment let me fix that

[@trueablee]

@@johnyboy526 by contributing nothing to the comment!

[@loweffortpictureofapaperhavfun]

@@nubbdzv2670Of course it is! What do ya expect?

[@sonicelchorizoconuntoquede4871]

I do not understand how a comment as absurd as this could get so many likes, but still thank you very much.

[@Night-yv4hy]

xD

[@thehenrystickminmarioandso6714]

0:21 the only time red was being smart

[@krisdevos8452]

​@YELLOW_RODA_YTstupid reply lol of how he did it 44444

[@haclao2528]

Yeah i have a question for u it will made u blush

[@heathergoggans]

8months ago 💀💀💀💀

[@startrix_EGG]

​@@heathergoggans☠️☠️💀💀

[@user-hg4sh6bk6w]

А что он сказал? Я просто не понимаю Английский

[@SegaUnofficialAccount]

They all learned a valuable lesson about interrupting a "parent, son moment"

[@phantomhourglass13]

how dare those mfs do that, all of them except one are gay too 😡😡😡😡😡

[@jonnahou2416]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Doctor_Mario]

Parent, *stolen son

[@kindaderpykindanooby24325]

Black's relationship with grey is literally like "FOUR YEAR OLD SPOTTED PIT BULL GO!" and grey happily obliges without fail

[@ourpl]

Pink's week. Black arrives while Gray is standing behind the O2 thing. [B] "Gray! PINK SPOTTED, PITBULL GO!" Pretender starts.

[@Cheese7.294]

You did not just copy that from reddit, did you?

[@kindaderpykindanooby24325]

@@Cheese7.294 I don't even use reddit hell I don't even know if they'd be talking about this on reddit

[@arson_atlas]

i think people dont realise just what black did to get Gray as his son tbh. i wouldn't say gray "happily" obliges, he'd probably want to get away from black if he had some sense knocked into him. Black *did* kill his actual father/get him killed after all, right in front of him.

[@kindaderpykindanooby24325]

@@arson_atlas Well grey doesn't seem to hesitate to kill when blacks around he could have something like Stockholm syndrome which would make him pretty happy to oblige either that or he feels like he has no choice and just goes manic around black could be either one depending on what ya think about grey

[@Im_not_creative699]

When you activate a optional boss fight:

[@shrubbzoffical]

20 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that

[@Hater_dixico14]

I love banana

[@possiblyenoch4341]

Terraria

[@connorisworld]

Oh hell yeah

[@littlevirus3562]

Correction: When you and your friends decide to trigger a boss fight you think you guys can handle:

[@coolteen7714]

Gray is the first and only crewmate who figured out how to sabotage

[@ilgimcik_therian]

Its so basic just crash a sabotage symbol in your hand!

[@yoisthatredandgreen]

@@avianflew4889 [GREEN:] I'm an impostor you idiot

[@sethmatthew1619]

​@Fan_Animasyon that would be a cool animation for the sabotage symbols in game

[@yoisthatredandgreen]

@@ilgimcik_therian Exactly! We've done it so many times Red's lost count!

[@subredbordinite]

If gray is the first and only, what does that make a crewposter?

[@Xo_Kemmie_Lamithon_oX]

Black has always been more powerful than all the other imposters. With grey as his little assistant.

[@user-jh7iy2tf2d]

But egg

[@EmmaAndLexForLife]

​@@user-jh7iy2tf2d The fact his only weakness is egg- XD (idk if its canon but its fanon for now since why not having a genocidal maniac being scared of a egg? :D)

[@user-jh7iy2tf2d]

​@@EmmaAndLexForLifeI know lol

[@testingsomething6859]

Black used the petting mechanic on Gray. That's sweet.

[@derautisadrianos7050]

Black is such a good father to grey

[@vico2358]

meanwhile grays father: wha-

[@matthere12262]

White Just betray Black lol

[@CheesyGoodness2024]

He- has his flaws tho- 😂

[@alju6523]

Er- black is gender fluid lol, I mean… when u think that both greys dad and black are greats parents.. I guess black looks like a mother figure… jk

[@ligmaballscandice]

@@vico2358 PFFT-

[@raythegamer8860]

I like to think that this is exactly how Week 6 starts in Vs. Imposter

[@ExplanationMark1]

"Mess with me? Break your knee" -black imposter 2022

[@SUSUS22641]

"Break my knee? you wont be able to see" -green (with his middle finger up)

[@nillypc42]

Among Us can never die. It can only evolve.

[@alfieclark5390]

Among us can never die hu let’s test that theory in 20 years time

[@Neometal_Overlord]

@@RagedRaid 🍷🗿

[@ourpl]

@@alfieclark5390 Let's see your overrated undertable & deltaruined game die in 20 years, undertable won't evolve or get better because your fandom made it a shitshow and they don't know how to be funny.

[@alfieclark5390]

@@ourpl alr bet

[@DankFirewolf]

@@alfieclark5390 Games dont "die" until it is completely unplayable as in the case of game's server's shutting down But even THEN, people will find ways to run servers and keep it alive.

[@cyborgk269]

Ive heard that Blacks actually more of an Entity within the Game rather than a player. It would explain his almost( if not ) boundless power to kill ah

[@Inky2_OFFICIAL]

It's true. Black was taken over by a black substance that took over his body. After the end of Finale, Black was free from the entity but they didn't show that because the cutscene for that part was scrapped.

[@cyborgk269]

@@Inky2_OFFICIAL theres no way they scrapped that wouldve been so epic

[@Inky2_OFFICIAL]

@@cyborgk269 I know right. It would really make the Impostor V4 mod have a better understanding.

[@Testing123-Ore7]

@@cyborgk269 you can find the scrapped cutscene on youtube

[@ThatOneHedgehog]

He a player that got controlled, it was told he was the first to play among us some black goo took over the player and black since the player controls more and ya as someone said he was free because when he saw red and yellow and green and boyfriend he was confused about it

[@fionamcdonagh9209]

Even though black is a big difficult imposter, he still shows his love for Grey As shown here: 0:32 Edit 1:Thx for 12 likes! Let's see if we can get 24! Edit 2:Just one comment and I get a lot of likes? You guys are legends! Edit 3: 50 likes!? Bro, I didn't get this much likes in ever! Thanks, legends! Edit 4:im happy to announce that this comment on my channel has the most likes! Thank every single one of you, legends, this is a dream come true

[@haclao2528]

Err?! I have to ask u a true love question!

[@llullarnandisnicola1840]

FITY LIKES NOW, if you don't say anything I will be mad >:(

[@fionamcdonagh9209]

@@llullarnandisnicola1840 I did, you hapi now?

[@llullarnandisnicola1840]

yayyayayayya

[@fionamcdonagh9209]

​@@llullarnandisnicola1840 bro just realised, when you said that, it translates to Rumors

[@gaminggoof1542]

I still like Pink. She doesn’t really come across as evil. Just that since she is a parasite she really has no choice but to do what Black wants her to.

[@ArifAli-ow3cd]

Pink is a parasite?

[@gaminggoof1542]

@@ArifAli-ow3cd You did see Vs Imposter V4 right? She has a song called Pretender.

[@toastedprocastinator]

amazing, also like how this portrays the slightly more humane side of grey too since he only kills on black's command edit : BRO WTF HOW THIS DO NUMBE-

[@connortg5]

i imagine it's more like an attack dog it's not that he's only doing it when necessary he's waiting excitedly for the command that he knows is coming

[@trueablee]

@@connortg5 excitingly? Bro saw his dad get murdered and grew up only knowing how to be an imposter but maybe it something like that

[@theonewithdoggoduanesil2du330]

The atrocraptors from Dominion be like

[@SpongebobLego27]

@@connortg5 more like my neighbor new pitbull

[@sleepydork86]

​@@trueableehe didn't get murdered he got ejected and died somehow with among us logic

[@Average_PlayerFromRoblox]

grey has 2 dads and both of them are admitably good parent original grey took great care of grey minicrewmate by showing affection even when busy doing tasks while black just... took care of grey just to use him as a sidekick to kill noticably more people by killing the impostors too

[@jeraldjohn7952]

Black is Grey's uncle not his like new dad

[@Clover33288]

Black and grey are considered to be the closest colors, its technically possible that before black was controlled, he was a distant cousin of grey

[@Kevoc_Studio]

Feels like a giorno, Dio and jonathan parentship

[@arson_atlas]

@Tix Specialist oh yeah, Grey and White are both grayscale- interesting partnerships honestly. He probably works with Maroon too, considering White and Maroon are canonically partners.

[@Seascugs]

Does anyone else realize this is more popular than the original? I love watching this :D

[@haclao2528]

U love this because you are green’s fangirl

[@Pokefund20]

This is honestly one of the best animations i've seen this year.

[@theactualfunnylord5307]

I can't tell if this is intentional or not, but I love how in the first scene with all of them, White at first looks away from Black and almost looks a little regretful, because he worked with him before, he feels a little bad betraying him.

[@guacotaco4349]

Or he knows how powerful black is

[@Little_guy]

@@guacotaco4349 both.

[@guacotaco4349]

@@Little_guy probly

[@thinclass3472]

Black killed white in week three, what boyfriend saw the scenarios he went through, is what he sees before he dies, really white killed boyfriend, not black, black killed his own accomplice because He wanted to kill his boyfriend first, black is gross and he decided to kill WhiteThat is why we see the remains of the white corpse in the language of the black in defeat.

[@Cyrilings]

and after his weapon gets stolen he just goes "Yeah im fucked!"

[@coolsandss]

Even though Black is still an Imposter Mastermind, it still has a heart ya know?

[@abidhan8440]

So your saying just because hes a villan doesn't mean hes always a villan..m

[@lukiwei9468]

I love animations like these that humanize the “enemy” homestly

[@musketeersthereuh]

@@Lord_Xenusno he was always an imposter

[@musketeersthereuh]

@@Lord_Xenus I did read actually

[@musketeersthereuh]

@@Lord_Xenus all of it

[@Sans-jh5dg]

Dude is just like “you wanna see a magic trick” the steals their weapons

[@LucidWCUE]

Gray is so cute tho I can imagine him smiling really cutely before disabling lights

[@Reddar_Rebellion]

now this is a better animation than the other animations!

[@DigitalGreenxolotl]

Your right! THIS IS CLASSIC 🤘😝🤘!!!!

[@amoooogus251]

im probably sure those other aniations used the rig pack

[@lance2.064]

Can we talk about how Black pats Gray?? That was so adorable!

[@uhmnoneyobeeswax1337]

the ending is so hart warming,just him head patting grey makes it so,heartwarming

[@toastyboi8737]

I don't know which makes less sense, that green asked pink(who is a pacifist) to join them, or that pink(and to an extent, white) actually agreed.

[@PersonontheInternet963]

She doesn’t kill people and wants to stop black from killing people

[@Sonicexe-nm1vm]

I know it's 8 months old but i think pink joins to stop black from murdering everyone

[@FIGHTEDITS.]

0:23 bro imagine holding the middle finger 💀

[@Katakurimochiguy]

especially at a good about to kill you

[@sonicelchorizoconuntoquede4871]

This shows that no matter the father, gray will always be a good son...

[@Osm904.]

Fun fact: Gray is the only crewmate that can kill impostors, so that means that black just watched all of this while gray took the trash out

[@MTFUltraS0und]

Black is a entity, not a player, so he can also kill imposters

[@Osm904.]

@@MTFUltraS0und bro… 💀💀💀

[@Osm904.]

You can see it on V5 trailer or Bluesigns video. Let me explain it: Black isnt an Exe, He is a player croupted by a parasite, at first He is in control He loves his new powers and enjoys them, then He saws the bodys getting otomatcly getting killed, He starts to have a mental breakdown He has voices all over his head, then He dies. The parasite control his body. The reason why black did get gray is He wanted more kills so He raised gray.

[@Katakurimochiguy]

@@Osm904. dude black can literally kill basically anything he basically does most of the work and helps grey

[@Osm904.]

@@Katakurimochiguy bro just look at the thing i send, He is not god or something he is just controlled

[@clone6141]

Pink's just like "This is a bad idea why am I doing this why did I even agree to doing this" I mean she is clearly the most nervous one there

[@leodetective6056]

This is the best version of this meme.

[@guacotaco4349]

The fact pink has a kitchen knife makes me assume the actual one in somewhere in space or was thrown off a ship

[@-JLT-]

I love how pink is standing here like: "what am I doing here"

[@DendenYT_XP]

I just love how gray was pat at the end tho omg that's wholesome af-

[@gamingwithgabe2812]

It was nice to see black be such a good father to grey but dang black is so powerful he killed all the imposters in one blow

[@Player1Orang]

I would assume it was Grey, since Black is sorta limited to Among us' rules and can't kill other Impostors. So I assume that Grey did it, hence Black giving him good boi pets.

[@Player1Orang]

I just think all Black did was take their weapons so Grey could finish the job.

[@White16474]

@@Player1Orang I think he petted him because he also turned the lights off

[@gamingwithgabe2812]

Good point @@Player1Orang I honestly forgot grey was with him

[@coldstair01]

@@Player1Orang black isn’t limited to among us rules lol 1. Bigger than everyone else 2. Stronger than everyone else 3. Kills impostors, you can see red and greens bodys on black in finale, you can tell black killed them becuase their body’s are cut clean in half. only impostors can kill like that, not gray. It’s very obvious that black doesn’t play by the rules just by looking at him

[@connorbrazington-lang2401]

I like that Black gave Gray a pat on the head.

[@NeekoElijah]

For some of you that don’t know, black is actually an AI that is in the game

[@CorruptedEra-mh3rn]

I just love the part when the tiny black impostors "absorbs" the power from the lights sabotage. that was a really cool idea! wish i'd seen this sooner. gud job :)

[@haclao2528]

Oh man that was a first meeting of red & green!

[@U.N.I.V.E.R.S.A.L-07]

Black:*pet grey* Grey father: bruh

[@Ch--rlotte_]

Black : you ded so fuck off

[@haclao2528]

(Giggles)

[@averagestoner69]

Moral of Today’s Lesson: Don’t try to fight Black, *or else your life shall commit ALIVEN’T.* Edit: Also, I gotta know, what is the name of that song that was used in the video??

[@kenari-member]

Ah yes, 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉'𝙏

[@kenari-member]

Song:mother mother by verbatim

[@EvilFlurffyKitten2256]

Song: Verbatim - Mother Mother

[@averagestoner69]

Thanks!

[@somedudeonyoutube482]

everyone talking about black while im so satisfied of how black pets grey, it’s just so cute

[@JansLikesCake]

Impostors can always kill grey , the only reason they haven’t is because black is protecting grey

[@SadCubeScaleDummy]

i guess no one is going to talk about pink blush cuz of shyness at 0:13

[@Katakurimochiguy]

how the fuck does pink not know she’s gonna die and literally what was the point of trying to kill black he’s literally a god

[@haclao2528]

Do u want to blush like pink?

[@LONGEST_COMMENT261]

is it just me or does it get very wholesome towards the end?

[@VariousSounds4]

little did gray know, imposters can see in the dark

[@basalt.silo216]

0:22 Maroon and Green were like: "Oh you gotta be kidding me!"

[@IsShining06]

Awwww the ending...

[@DigitalGreenxolotl]

Grey's face blushing while black cleans his knife but became a dead inside face when the imposters showed up! 0:05

[@SadCubeScaleDummy]

GRAY IS SO CUTE AT THAT PART 🤣🤣

[@DaniAteTheCheese]

Funni

[@PANdora95Flowers]

He was a bouncing baby boi.

[@blackimpasta]

Idk what's so exciting about cleaning a knife but ok

[@PANdora95Flowers]

@@blackimpasta Let the kid have his enjoyment.

[@brenttorres6066]

Out of all the different versions of this video, this has to be the best one.

[@djthedoodleboy]

*black wipe out their weapons* Red:I'm not with them

[@jedithehedgehog1996]

And this is how the setting of Gray’s week was set up.

[@acat7642]

how did grey sabotage lights if he isn't imposter

[@Nestoby]

given from black ig

[@c0rrvpt3d19]

Grey did that on pink's week

[@lordx5789]

@@c0rrvpt3d19 no black did, he was just killing. If not me, then the original cutscene can prove it

[@c0rrvpt3d19]

@@lordx5789 oh black did?. Well gray kill as a crewmate. So sabotaging would a power because of black

[@chatonultime5769]

@@lordx5789 even tho if grey can kill which Black probably teach him then Grey probably learn how to sabotage and vent as well

[@Flim28]

i’ve found the song, its called verbatim. its a slowed version of the song, thank me anytime!

[@Dielikego]

Ver a Pink sonrojandose me DA 192829 AÑOS DE VIDA

[@haclao2528]

Did u wanna get blushing like her?

[@GuyWhoLovesTacos]

I love how red uses a gun instead of a knife cuz of how good he is at aiming instead of melee weapons...

[@smileyboyo4246]

After all,the Wiki confirms that Red is the dumbest imposter

[@Rosie_kitty24456]

@@smileyboyo4246 yes he is dumb

[@herbcookie9965]

In thos video pink doesn’t have a mouth. That shows of Pink being a passive imposter

[@haclao2528]

Why red & green standing togather?

[@krisdevos8452]

​@@haclao2528they are gay lol

[@lukewilson1236]

Imposters: where is our knifes!? Red: I'm not with them!

[@The_SFOTH_Guy]

*[sabotages lights]*

[@haclao2528]

Red put her knife in her pack but she don’t use it

[@haclao2528]

i mean…red & green fall in love!❤🎉

[@cwhgaming6051]

Stories of black (made by me) Story no.1 black was maniac killer in real life. To escape unnecessary stress, he started to play among us. One day, he raged because he lost all the matches that he played that day. He destroyed his computer and the game sucked him up. Being a professional maniac killer, he was very talented at murder and started to fuse with the game. Story no.2 black used to be a normal mini crewmate that had a father. Out of the blue, the imposter murdered his father and fled the scene. The police put cones around the dead body so no one would interfere their inspection. Black the laid himself on one of the cones. The more that black grew, the more that he evil and sceptical he became. When he grew up, he was ready to Ḵ̸̦̆̈́̅̿I̴̧̧͇̤̞͙̬͖̤͖͍͙̯͂̐̅̇͛̽͌̔̊͂̕͘L̵̗̣͇̥̮͚͎͛̍͂͆̋͐̈͊̅͛L̶͔̦̎̂̀̐͑͋̋͊̚͝͠. Soon enough, he falsely accused a crewmate and ejected him off the skeld. He saw the crewmate’s child crying. He took out his knife ready to murder. He then remembered his past and how he was sad when his dad died. He then raised the crewmate and took him under his wing to become a killer.

[@llullarnandisnicola1840]

The first one: mad toxic kid lol

[@cwhgaming6051]

@@llullarnandisnicola1840 looooooollll

[@user-fr9jq5db8m]

0:21 Pink: oh no Maroon: Oh shit Green: Fuck off Red: Im not with them White: holy crap

[@Soldier_Sprout]

Black: I, Black, the infamous mass murderer, shall kill everyone in my sight with one fell swoop Gray: *Exists* Black: I have this child a day and a half and if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room, and then myself*

[@ApoloTheAgainist]

LOL

[@marron.imposter]

XDDD

[@lol_Idk821]

This is the best version of this meme

[@yunushossain5564]

i luv how black petted gray at the end that was adorablee🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

0:34 was so wholesome

[@haclao2528]

Umm

[@haclao2528]

Green was handsome!

[@trolledfordrip]

black is the opm of imps i bet even mod roles cant kill him

[@Rose_The_Hollow_Knight_Addict]

monotone:hold my beer

[@Katakurimochiguy]

@@Rose_The_Hollow_Knight_Addict 🧢

[@aggravateddavid]

Bro Grey Is Still A Teen and Hes Still Good As The Full Grown ones. Hes Probably gonna be as powerful as black soon when hes a young or mid adault

[@MangoOHMYGOD]

MARROONS JUST LIKE "ah my knife has gone. eh average day." RIGJ

[@Azka4ever._]

Legends say.. Green still showing Middle Finger to black

[@fatal_cube]

BRO THIS IS SO COOL OMG

[@c0sm1c.st4rs.]

YOOO ITS FATAL CUBE(the real)

[@2103M_TRV_LEADER]

OH MAN MONOCROM PLEASE KILL HIM

[@phantomhourglass13]

shiver me timbers its fatal cube

[@MikyYT]

That part when Black pets Grey was so wholesome!

[@The_SFOTH_Guy]

I agree

[@Katakurimochiguy]

@@The_SFOTH_Guy everyone said it now

[@Kenma32041]

THE GREY BACKSTORY WAS HEART SHATTERING THO. His father got voted out of the skelt, then got adopted by Black and grow becoming impostor😢I cried everytime.

[@frst.4633]

What people dont credit enough is the leadership of green, definitely my fav imposter (other than black ofc)

[@Mdgaymerboi]

This is the most high quality yet they have less views! This should GET MORE ATTENTION!!!!!

[@Jac-io6de]

Black was just like " this is why your my favourite grey"

[@OrangeImpostor_Bighank.exe08]

That was so cute at the end when Black petted Grey.

[@AverageSillyGuy5555]

Monotone, purple and red mungus after not accepting the invitation to fight black : 🌚

[@msallylaw]

I love the part that black was petting gray

[@YourLocalImpostorV4Lover]

*Happi Gray noises* (0:33)

[@Inyanga_the_therian]

Personally I think that the animation being a bit slow made it look cooler, like more glitchy and creepy!

[@Jugihgih]

Saw this on twitter Good job!

[@haclao2528]

What if red & green play twister?❤❤❤

[@baller8124]

I love how Red says IM NOT WITH THEM!

[@haclao2528]

Haha! Red is the funny imposter!😂😂😂😂

[@pelmainn]

Very cool, and of course looks better than original

[@violetahernandez8271]

The animation tho like very very good 😩👍

[@randytmsmaelm9839]

yellow probably watched black fighting/killing 5 impostors with a popcorn or just doing tasks in peace

[@BaconwithTophat]

wow black just patted grey like he was his own son even if the original died by black and black was manipulating grey and now look at them black patting his “son” very very weird but wholesome nonetheless

[@TheDarkMewtwo996]

Black just pulled the admin menu and reduce the number of impostors to **1**

[@Bob866]

The fact that Grey is the only crewmate that can KILL crewmates is cool

[@RimmaYT]

Gray pierced my heart until it melted~ ah~ he CUTE 💘

[@thatspinoguy4862]

This looks official. Thumbs up from me. Why is Pink here

[@_cD08_]

I really like the ending :']

[@Charlie_Roblox1]

Legend says he's still trying to cook the egg in the other video

[@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn]

“I’m not with them” Lmao he tried to lie his way out

[@haclao2528]

I have to ask u

[@mewbite]

This is so well done

[@KeriAce]

This looks absolutely insane amazing job with the animation I just Fucking love everything about this keep doing of what your doing and keep on making great content love your art style Happy New Year.👍❤️🎊

[@haclao2528]

Happy valentime day, red & green!❤🎉

[@AlastorDeuce]

The way that Grey shut doen the light is kinda impressive his father

[@ImDeadaeoaoeooeooeoeooea0918]

This is the best version of this, because of the artstyle and the petting

[@YourLocalImpostorV4Lover]

*:D*

[@YourLocalImpostorV4Lover]

@Green Imposter *Oh really?* *Then FUCK UUU-*

[@blackimpasta]

​@@YourLocalImpostorV4Lover that's why ur my favorite

[@ItzLuigi123]

Grey : *OMITOD HEADPATS*

[@jair4068]

😏

[@ItzLuigi123]

@@jair4068 lol

[@Aries_WaterDragon_OG]

Every one is making these types of videos showing off how black & grey are THAT smart

[@anavinayanavinay5330]

green casually showing the middle finger to black when he has all of their knives(reds gun):

[@Insomniac_Animations]

i love how black can win against a team of killers, but not against a *FUCKING E G G*