The 10 Stages of Every Deepwoken Heavy Main

[@riargaet]

My ten stages of being a heavy main: Stage 1: Humble beginnings Stage 2: Rough start Stage 3: Curbstomped Stage 4: Curbstomped Stage 5: Curbstomped Stage 6: Skill issue Stage 8: Degenerative brain eating amoeba Stage 9: brain death Stage 10: Curbstomped

[@ananaskarandash1060]

POV: You realize there are 9 stages.

[@madrespect5536]

My ten stages of being a heavy user: Stage 1: decide i want to make a greatsword ice build Stage 2: Spawn in character Stage 3: head to trial of one Stage 4: 1v1 another level 1 player Stage 5: complain that heavy is ass early game Stage 6: wipe Stage 7: make a jus karita ice build instead Stage 8: abuse the trash ass animations in chime Stage 9: abuse trash ass animations in chime Stage 10: abuse trash ass animations in chime

[@naniuss]

No attunement heavy 😐

[@Kinger_da_dumb]

@@madrespect5536 very true story for me, but attumentless guts chad died 100 times changed to jus karita and azure flames wiped to enforcer cuz no posture dmg and no dmg to monster gg

[@Wandamiancrucifixplat]

My ten stages of being a heavy main: Stage 1: humble beginnings Stage 2: rough start Stage 3: zweihander Stage 4: zweihander Stage 5: zweihander Stage 6: zweihander Stage 7: zweihander Stage 8: zweihander Stage 9: zweihander Stage 10: zweihander

[@eegar8615]

10 stages of every light main: "I decided to get stilleto and chose every assasin talent i assassinated someone but they didnt get one shot?? when did spy from tf2 get nerfed?"

[@omonie4860]

👀

[@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879]

Stage 1: You spawn into the game and you're a felinor, and your see etris guards and decide to shamk for a quick laugh. You get swat-raided by 50 other etris guards and you die. Stage 2: Players created a felinor trading market back at deepwoken release and it was popular (It is no more in recent times), you probably got captured and you most likely log or get bought. Stage 3: You discover erisia, and you fight your first bandits and you either get a good feeling of the combat or your ping fluctuates between 50,000 and 300. Whilst almost getting killed by bandits due to ping issue and skill issue alike, you discover the annoying shitfuck that is m2 spamming. With your new found power (spamming the r key), you dodge + m2 your way to power 20 and beyond. Stage 4: You watch a deepwoken guide on what to do next and go to summer isle for easy access to songseeker, and you immediately get shitstomped by a flamecharm songseeker. You then upon sailing back to song, get captured by a trader again and you log. You loose 75% of your loot and the 45 light req dagger you were saving for later (you were at 44 light weapon) Stage 5: You discover parrying and blocking and you kill your first songseeker npc (it was thundercall 💀) and you discover the songseeker temple. You walk down the path to the temple like a madman get jumped by 4 songseekers pulling aba squad combos out of their asses and you get sent to the depths. Stage 6: You watch deepwoken depths guide videos on how to escape the depths. You find a (fake) gate run into black feathers and you get gangsqwamped by squid hoss and a corrupted owl. Stage 7: You wipe, reroll your race (because felinor market) and you give medium weapon a chance. Wayyy too slow for your liking, so you wipe again and go light weapon once more. You get ganked by freshie grippers but you either get killed or go down the path to become a fully fledged trackstar. Stage 8: Your now a pro at using light weapon, and you can pull annoying asswipe combos out of your ass and you try pvp. You then decide to gank a power 60 looking guy, he might have good loot who knows. You win but his whole guild pull up and you log. Stage 9: You once again discover something mindbreaking, something that could change light weapon forever. Apothecary hats. You can now hide your light weapon anims and it would be harder for your opponents to parry. This is later on in the game, and chime is introduced. With your comically large witch hat, Designer Shamk (bri'ish exclusive), your asswipe aba combos and your m2 spam mastery, you enter pvp. And you get your ass handed to you by one of the first flamecharm mediums. Stage 10: You are, for the most part content. You mastered the art of annoying m2 spam, asswipe aba combos, you have your Designer Shamk and you can conceal your weapon with your comically large witch hat. The only thing left to do is to try primadon. With all your accomplishments, you lead your felinor supremacy guild to victory (you all get curbstomped by primadon and boss raiders). My name is Joe Mother, and thank you for taking the time to listen to my Ted Talk.

[@shahrimanabkadir2653]

@@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 god deepwoken community and etris are racist

[@frankierodriguez866]

@@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 etreans are racist!1!1!1

[@conwaythemachine.]

@@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 lol ok

[@n3rds849]

Bro you just brought back so much nostalgia of tf2 / 10 stages. Thank you very much ❤

[@ivanfiem2744]

My first build when deepwoken released and everyone was new was ice heavy, then like 2 months after trying other builds i thought "why dont i remake that build?" At that time bells were super rare and stuff, then it was my best slot for a while, until i made my gale heavy with vamp and crazy slots, so basically since release im a heavy main

[@Apathetion]

ok then send me a screenshot of you playing a luigi

[@ivanfiem2744]

@@Apathetion wym a luigi

[@kryptoft4214]

@ivanfiem 7:58

[@Chefgaming4]

They used the razorback

[@Lemantra]

The thing is playing heavy weapon with frostdraw is basically playing with a stilleto that deals heavy weapon dmg

[@sequ96]

i think every tf2 player that played for quite a long time will have some kind of nostalgia to this kind of content/music lol 💀

[@vivelespatat2670]

The time when TF2 wasn't full of bots or tryhard snipers

[@ian7897]

ten stages of a medic main

[@cyberman0321]

This was a good video, that last part about them mantra feinting is so true, honestly if they didn’t do that heavy would never win a fight lol. I tried being a heavy main but the weapon speed was just too slow, also mantra and m1 feinting is much less effective in 120 ping

[@mynameisnotimportant286]

For me when I first started using heavy it was right after first few weeks of deepwoken and I just personally don’t like using other weapons as I feel like I need to put so much effort which I don’t dislike that’s what I like about deepwoken is grinding but the amount of time you have to do to become a literal party god so that other people don’t call you bad or something like that is just a high expectation (for me) and I have to start sweating with a weapon with 0.8 swing speed on a medium weapon with 30+ damage per hit while when I’m using heavy weapon I like to know that I can do heavy damage and keep control of the situation when things turn dire I can use my heavy dps

[@nikimony9998]

6:07 What is the name of this ability?

[@degoamaya1135]

Pressure blast

[@skill-q9w]

pressure blast, heavy weapon mantra little late!

[@Azio_Prime]

my stages 1. rough start 2. getting good 3. quit game 4. play again 5. become good 6. quit for good 7. get on to hack 8. get on to hack 9. quit for good 10. quit for good

[@milkygum4179]

Dude I can’t help but relate so much to this, literally my entire journey as a heavy weapon user from start of deepwoken to now

[@mangor8543]

I'm a heavy main and my story is a bit different as is everyones but I used to hate heavy with a burning passion, I was a light main and heavies would 2/3shot me when I missed a parry(high ping servers meant death) and when I decided to abuse my high ping to it's fullest I made a one shot build with heavy and it was the most fun I've had playing dwk, it's how I experienced everything and still the main build I try to do today. I do have alts for light and medium but I mainly use my heavy

[@lexirify3312]

I'm currently on the "Dealing 300 damage per swing" stage

[@thatonearanara]

I started with medium because my friend told me to (I specifically used spear because it was cool and you could buy it), later on I tried rapier and it was cool but horrible for pve. This led me to use heavy which I currently use. (Literally the only reason I didn’t like heavy was because the block animation was weird and I thought it couldn’t block 💀)

[@imaginater5238]

Most of these types of videos are played up and dramatic or played for satire but this is scary accurate. instant sub

[@Rektinga]

Hidden Stage 11: Dodge Mastery (for the minimal amount of heavy users that do this) They learned how to dodge and realized its importance, so much so that they even choose the talent for it and decide to dodge instead of parry (you fucking maniacs)

[@snake922]

My ten stages of being a heavy main: Stage 1: I thought I win every battle Stage 2: Disappointment Stage 3: Curbstomped Stage 4: Switch to light Stage 5: I thought light was boring so I switched to heavy Stage 6: Getting better Stage 7: Go attunementless heavy Stage 8: Realise the defensive potential and punishment of heavy Stage 9: Godlike Stage 10: Now I am happy

[@gh0st3rino]

The real heavy user worshipper never gives up his will to use heavy

[@belowaloes7807]

I was being a heavy main cause i found interested in pve with heavy 💀I immidately start to build every slot as heavy, ice, thunder, shadow, gale. Overall heavy are super chad, not like medium with forgotten gladius

[@Emmetplays82]

Man I remember when I first started my first build was no attunement zweihander (I thought it looked super cool) with like 30 in every stat with a bunch of flourish talents cause I thought flourishing meant hitting people into walls and I had strong left and pressure blast

[@adityadatta6960]

Bro fr when I started playing i chose heavy as well and i got a zweihander and thought that it was really rare lmao

[@zero0creativity]

Wait what? What does flourish mean then?

[@NPCCompany]

​@@zero0creativity 3 M1+R

[@NPCCompany]

​@@zero0creativity or hit all M1

[@FernandoJCruz-kt1zo]

I started playing medium and switched to heavy greatsword when I unlocked avenger as a starter weapon. The fighting gimmick I delevoped is what I like to call "the elephant mosquito", bassically 65 agility tap dancer jetstriker, since 90% of sword talents are based on speedboost or roll canceling. I am trying it with twisted puppets aka flamecharm and shadowcast and it's pretty fun, good for pve and good for pvp also.

[@TheGreatNon]

what your build looking like stat wise

[@FernandoJCruz-kt1zo]

@@TheGreatNon oh I think I wiped that slot, since they nerfed agility talents and I realised that star kindred is cooler to have for the goant black sword attack you get

[@ApplePi._.]

For those wondering, the music on the "win" section is "The Stains of Time" from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance :)

[@NEONetior]

Its not?

[@omeggin]

My 10 stages: 1: Start the game and choose heavy (Was also thinking for medium) 2: Curbstomped 3: Medium switch 4: Curbstomping 5: Trying light 6: Curbstomped and Curbstomping (lol) 7: Go back to medium 8: Try heavy again 9: Curbstomped 392947 times 10: Barely playing heavy

[@lolfoxmaster4870]

Stage 11, gun heavy weapons get nerfed and experience curbstomped x3.

[@bricky9302]

"you can now play as luigi" got me laughing hard

[@ChangerOfNames]

Bro i didnt even know you could escape the depths for, atleast a year, i only figured it out recently and im not exactly sure when i started

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

You forgot the stage 11 of heavy main: making dumb builds for the fun of it I made a build with 100 strength, 100 fortitude, and 100 heavy with a 2 star enforcers axe because why not

[@Exemental]

how much dmg per M1?

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

@@Exemental I did about 45 damage if I remember correctly

[@3663JP]

Heavy weapons really need more love, there’s no reason to have it when medium weapons match its dps and is even better at times and a dagger v heavy fight is just one sided which I can accept as a david vs goliath thing

[@sebulus_prime]

dps isn't a thing in deepwoken because you can always just parry and heavy is for punishing people

[@dalcnorI]

man says dps like its a tower defense game

[@lemonzest8650]

@@sebulus_prime Dps exists, but may as well not exist because it doesn't matter outside of pve entities that can't parry lol even then, YOU have to parry their atks anyway

[@sebulus_prime]

@@lemonzest8650 ok yeah but he's talking about pvp also u mighty zesty

[@youtubearmy_bg8265]

Some weapons are wayy better than heavy but cryotblade is absolutely gay

[@dorshaldoes5055]

My 10 stages of a heavy weapon: I never made a heavy build before… guess I’ll make a heavy hybrid 1: humble beginning 2:rough start 3:crit and hyper armor power through 4:the fun begins 5: the montage begins 6:the lore begins 7: Absolutely destroying on your worse damage 8: got bored of heavy but still find it fun 9: arena metamancer dealing 100% of my hp because they strong leftes me into the wall 10: make another build

[@kingstondaking7877]

You forgot the running-attack cryptblade phase

[@chromatic3186]

this reminds me of those old tf2 stages videos for the classes that I used to watch all the time, now i play deepwoken and still watch tf2 conent creators

[@zordithxdw]

first 3 seconds of the video reminded me of the "10 stages of every *insert class*" videos that everyone used to make in the tf2 community lol

[@JustLambWasHere]

Gotta be honest here ever since the release of Deepwoken I've played heavy medium light and the Med is prob the best for PVP in since you can abuse the shit out of mechanics Heavy is like second since you could just do an absolute stupid ton of damage which you PUNISH the enemy player for making 1 mistake and he's legit dead because of it which is funny Light weapon I can respect the Fist and other style users but dear lord I can NOT respect dagger at all with how dumb it is. Over all I prefer heavy still since I enjoy PVE a lot more than PVP because of killing Mobs and Bosses alot fast except Medium Wep is best for Ferryman from my experience really can't say no to taking a Heavy Bleed Weapon like Cresent Cleaver since it does like 50 something damage as it legit does like 3x the damage to duke when you constantly block break him

[@kingkongbong6]

Light is most stupid weapon in the game, because they added alot of damage multipliers for daggers and broke hit boxes, every light user should keep himself safe (no he should not)

[@gaabeey9230]

@@kingkongbong6 only dagger the rest is fine

[@crusader_gaming8273]

Who touched my axe!!!! some poeple think they can outspeed me, maybe maybe but I’ve need to meet someone who can outspeed a axe

[@Mafew0690]

I really went “haha big sword big damage no fight back” when I chose battle axe (ESPECIALLY IF I FREEZE THEM)

[@sospeckle8421]

i love how in the heavy gun clips he doesnt even use the gun

[@imaadi6282]

2:35 how smooth...

[@SimplySpiritTim]

Only reason I played heavy and actually started with it is because my dumbass friend said that "Man this game will be so dope, u can dual wield heavy weapons" so I was like that sounds cool so I played it. I still remember my first build was heavy fire.

[@datboipercy1783]

Stage 2 is realizing that if you jump at a certain time human npcs really fuckin suck at dodging critical attacks

[@blade3435]

me causally knowing all lyrics to stains of time

[@Centurion_329]

Hi I’m a really big fan and I was wondering if you could make a polis progression series

[@Abdullghafar298]

but now, we heavy reign supreme with the new parry window being a lot lower making us supreme and not easily be able to get parried, and now, we rule the luminants

[@sarawitrodchompu3576]

I never even touched the heavy starter until about a week or two ago when i used the avenger starter which i really love now. So i guess big swords are better than axes

[@lexFGC]

never thought i’d see this format for a deepwoken vid, thats a W now steal all of soundsmiths vide-

[@xxidos2333]

was i the only one who noticed the metallica in the background? (it was too far gone)

[@starxclix]

My 10 stages of a heavy main: 1. Curb-stomped 2. Curb-stomped 3. Curb stomped 4. Curb-stomped 5. Hivelords hubris and heavy hands ring 6. Curb-stomps 7. Curb-stomps 8. Curb-stomps 9. Curb-stomps 10. Curbstomps

[@sunnylee8243]

Do not forget the card dark ages can fix everything for heavy

[@Benjamin_Aveyard]

my 10 stages of heavy main before i even watch the video 1. play medium weapon 2. realize i suck because i just got the game (back when it just released) 3. wipe and go frostdraw heavy 4. live to like power 50 5. wipe 6. go heavy again because its fun and im used to it 7. wipe 8. try out light and medium 9. be good at the game 10. no longer use heavy unless im making a unique build

[@justarandomguyplayingrando4792]

stage 11:learn that all this time there was this stupid axe called iron birch that literally attacks at almost the same speed than a shattered katana,while you were having an existencial crisis due to skill issue

[@dominic_2041]

Ardour + Petra’s anchor is great for pve as well as pvp

[@SandwichConsumer]

ayo,make a how it feels series like lazy purple,but with deepwoken attunements!

[@unnecessaryoccupation3115]

i used to play heavy but i found out that you literally cannot hit any m1 in pvp unless you feint like every 3 seconds

[@BigPapaWMoney]

WASH AWAY THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN

[@nikigamer1611]

for me i started with medium and after few months of being a skill issue i switched to heavy more for pve than pvp cuz im pretty good with heavy for pve and as a bonus i got rly good in pvp so a win win

[@narbolt1169]

I give this video a 10/10, very good video power

[@fingerlessnoob8710]

i dont main any weapon. i use everything

[@BlueKorb]

My ten stages Stage 1: Medium enthusiast Stage 2: wait gunz r cool Stage 3: forget this im going heavy Stage 4: curbstomped Stage 5: getting help from a friend Stage 6: finishing build Stage 7: curbstomped Stage 8: actuallly getting skill Stage 9: Helping freshies Stage 10: going back to medium bcuz bored

[@elusivepencil2707]

Tf2 formats turned into deepwoken is an amazing idea and I'm all here for it

[@willehh]

Shows us offhand gun and says win, proceeds to show clips where gun was ifred ONCE in total...

[@Soloesecutore]

Still remember when on tutorial I spawned with fists and I didn't know the F going on, also spawned with fists on the main game and that never happened again

[@hanathefox9642]

Hey im using frostdraw what kind of oath are you suggesting to get?

[@yakkay5898]

i think you forgot the part where the heavy main switches to pve only progressions

[@tamagg4349]

As a heavy main i can confirm this is true

[@alexiat.4424]

For me there are 2 stages: 1.Die to enforcer 2.Go hubris with silentheart or blindseer and 3 smack enforcer

[@karolightcornsyrup]

very well made man :D

[@mastershotkilla33]

I will use these stages as an accurate prediction of how i will start my new heavy build

[@jayfogo]

I started with medium eventually i ended up using heavy and liking greatswords as much as i like katanas

[@Nekudon]

I’ve been using crescent cleaver these past days. Spamming r is so fun

[@ab-yl3tj]

whats the hair name at 4:11

[@TheRealProngles]

2:34 no one notice this roll transition?

[@pvibe_7729]

"I am heavy weapon guy, and this is my weapon"

[@amcool418]

What about the stage where they get there first bell and then decide that this game is so good because the can just spam counter bell and instead of them getting hit the other person gets hit

[@albertgreen1082]

how does he forget the most important stage that is great sword being a posture god or great axe with a lot of dumb damage

[@retro1004]

great video man

[@derpwizee]

Nice to know there’s two curbstomp phases, still on my first

[@AstralVagrant]

very cool soundsmith style video

[@lemonzest8650]

lmao the tf2 "10 stages" made its way to a roblox games even the music matches 💀

[@ohnoanyway6096]

fr it spreading every where not just robolx

[@1lurcio121]

Can someone give me advice: I found a enchanted zweihänder (Umbrel Knight) but I want to play medium but I also don't want to waste a enchanted weapon what should I do?

[@EnderalRocks]

For my first few months i was a hardcore zweihander main. then i discovered there was an anchor.

[@jeremydrissen3867]

well heavy specials got upgraded like look at halbert a top tier pvp special r weapon or the enforcer axe its now spinning

[@MatrixIV]

I love the way you use iconic tf2 series to make your content

[@guywhohateseverything4838]

Mine: 1: me sorta know how 2 play but I’m still stupid 2: get tricked into being vowed 3 find church 4 try to win (fail. He almost dies we run) 5 we return after like 3 hours of doing nothing but killing bandits 6: get in a fight 7 the others bet “ice man” “no, our leader.” 8: curbstomp him 9 both die after 30 seconds bc an NPC and fire 10 kill him again, both get wiped, me to owl Spoilers: 11: laugh as he deals 0% damage with his wild enchanted spear once I main medium

[@Lew_ls]

he receives a gun from arch and proceeds to not use it

[@typicalanimevillian]

My ten stages of HVY: Stage 1: “i want guts build” Stage 2: Grind for Weapon Stat Stage 3: Rough Start Stage 4: Friend gifts me Darksteel Greatsword Stage 5: Curbstomped Stage 6: Curbstomped Stage 7: Sharkos Stage 8: Give up, and new start with MED Weapon

[@rajahl2w323]

Too real

[@phillipzoruastudios9114]

Really true tbh I played heavy first and went for fists as soon as I wiped

[@peuom7097]

Can you equip guns alongside heavy weapons?

[@zenix8951]

5:41 "Brooooo its fair ur just mad Im better than you"

[@darkmatter9643]

Personally I think they reach the basic confidence in pvp stage by wipe 150-200 that’s about the point I learned sharkos

[@mohaamedahemd]

Then they become demented like all the power 20s i met.

[@_TheMushroomMan]

Bold of you to assume some of us can reach past level 50 without a voidwalker rolling up and clapping them

[@_senot_2635]

u forgor the 11th stage where they soulbing 14 heavy enchants

[@shadowflash7971]

I was a heavy main at first but then I saw I could use my hands to fight which is when I switched to fist

[@besidesparadox4653]

Thrower of hands

[@lathe9792]

5:42 didn't spect that banger

[@broskiinh1748]

my 15 stages of a heavy main 1 : stiletto thundercall sounds cool 2 : ima try medium, i'll go that and no attunement!. i... 3 : wait i can use fist styles?? I can, I did, I won't 4 : battleaxe sounds valid, feels janky tho 5 : stop playing for 2.5 years 6 : grind echoes 7 : unlock every starting weapon 8 : dual guns? nah. single gun ✔ but not great for trial of one... 9 : no spear, it is pitiful. 10 : rapier cool but feels cringe 11 : avenger sword??? 12 : avenger sword. 13 : avenger sword~ 14 : avenger sword!!! 15 : railblade

[@sirpumpkinalot6713]

see me I'm build different instead of losing to bandits and blaming the weapon and switching to light instead I fought the trainer so many times I bled out, then I went to the depths and some dude way higher level than me sacrificed himself to elevator camping gank-lords to save my life and ever since then I've sworn to be a heavy main in his honor

[@themicroknight6634]

Hamaji Neo class video, nice reference

[@youtubearmy_bg8265]

Stage 11: You realise your love for grooming children and use cryptblade

[@swarden3568]

stage 11 find a hev enchant get lost your mind get murmur scream and crazy slot bell then...hell

[@NieonBuster]

You forgot about the femboy stage that can be present through all of the life of a heavy main, and that is spaming run attacks and huge aoe moves without actually using your m1s or not turning around and running for 5 seconds

[@scoutiechan]

what does that have to do with femboys

[@NieonBuster]

@@scoutiechan if you just run and m1 without actually fighting your opponent you actually like men

[@scoutiechan]

@@NieonBuster that does not have to do anything with being gay??? and its not like all femboys are gay

[@Dino-zg2vx]

My stages: Stage 1: Get jumped Stage 2: Die for every npc Stage 3:Die for sharko Stage 4: Wipe

[@tyreksimmons4167]

FINALLY, IVE MADE IT TO THE KIRB STOMPING STAGE!!!