"The 12 Days of JoJo" (A Christmas JoJo Parody)

[@RiverdudeCovers]

“Carol of the Steel Balls” (A JoJo Christmas Parody) will release on Christmas Day at 12PM (CST)

[@diossimp9422]

Oml i cant wait to see (hear) it xDD

[@dragontoons2566]

I CANNOT WAIT HEAR IT AS WELL! IM SO HYYYYYYYPPPPPEEEEDDDDD

[@kennishaouting7566]

O: YAYYYYY I WILL BE SO EXCITED!!

[@Tundra-qx7hu]

Pog

[@Vitalogy_13]

carol of the steel balls... What a name riverdude what a name

[@herbertcasais72]

FIVE *inales* GOLDEN WIIINNDS

[@dragonmaster2453]

3:25

[@tazdj6698]

I was wondering if anyone else had noticed that! I cracked up at the picture for the gasp the first time I saw this.

[@lolzers1273]

It’s so funny

[@LegoEngineer003]

Read this right as it happened

[@ey_is_me777]

golden erecti-

[@aperson3704]

Jonathan is just sobbing during this entire song

[@mynameisyoshikagekira.iam3120]

*aNd A fUrNaCe FuLl Of DaNnY*

[@brandimarker9844]

DIO

[@zetsu0737]

Yea

[@animebleach3757]

I feel his pain

[@trishuna9048]

0:16 NoOo Danny!!

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

"Three Pillar Men~🎵" Santana: 👁️👄👁️ 💧 💧

[@charmcali330]

Omg that's sad

[@obuIisk]

Piller child

[@vinegardoppio8816]

Pain

[@percyplant474]

He's a Pillar Baby 🥺

[@CommanderLatias]

at least he made it to the 12 minor villains u_u

[@johnathancopson9328]

"A furnace full of Danny" Off to a great start!

[@avemetatarsaliaenthusiast8202]

I was prepared to sing along but when I heard that I fuckin gasped

[@cipher61234]

-in a british accent- NO DANNY!

[@dimentiothemagician]

@@cipher61234 DIIIIOOOOO!!!!

[@yournormalperson]

Johnathan Copson here at 666 likes

[@johnathancopson9328]

@@yournormalperson how appropriate considering my joke.

[@ChubbyIceCube]

Some small part of me is disappointed that the seventh day of christmas wasn't Seven Page Muda but... was still good.

[@bunnettee]

I was hoping for gyro's seven days of the week

[@noriakilerolerolerokakyoin591]

And five cigarettes for Jotaro.

[@AzosREBORN]

Pretty dissapointing but still good

[@josevstuff7308]

444 likes oh no

[@AzosREBORN]

@@josevstuff7308 ruined it

[@samugames0]

The fact that 5, 6, 7, in a row represent their parts' numbers makes me uncomfortable

[@funnyvalentine7283]

1 does too

[@fugit1vegaming397]

Technically 8 does to

[@Bestpro-nb8yz]

It’s canon

[@alloutcomes]

And 10

[@funnyvalentine7283]

@@alloutcomes not really

[@DimitriPendleton]

Was I the only one who thought Jonathon would be screaming every time every verse ended with "and a furnace full of Danny"?

[@EternallyDoomed]

No, and I also thought the pillar men theme would play all way Edit: fixed spelling after a year lmfaooo

[@SpiderKing_2006]

I thought so too

[@iliketoeatbricks]

He probably is

[@bl4ckparade]

I make my brain go "DANNY NOOO" Everytime I see it

[@FuitGummy24]

I thought so too

[@kaicompton6539]

“Danny Dies Twelve Times in One Video”

[@marsfromhell6890]

Danny is the new diavolo

[@raypluswatpent6823]

F

[@hithere2667]

F

[@CabinetYam]

I don’t know why but calling Josuke and Okuyasu knuckleheads makes me really happy XD

[@britishlizardman5579]

IKR HAHA I love them

[@AjarTadpole7202]

I would have preferred dumbass, but no swearing so knucklehead will have to do

[@butterflyenjoyer230]

Why does me and josuke being called knuckleheads make you happy

[@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790]

Koichi is a glorified, ironic babysitter

[@butterflyenjoyer230]

@@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790so you say me and josuke are like children running around and koichi is a babysitter the hand get out here

[@Medikars]

On the first day of Christmas Araki gave to me 1 burning dog On the second day of Christmas Araki gave to me 2 different Kira's On the third day of Christmas araki gave to me 3 Zeppelies On the fourth day of Christmas Araki gave to me 4 ballls On the fifth day of Christmas Araki gave to me 5 Dio's On the sixth day of Christmas Araki gave to me Six Crusaders On the seventh day of Christmas araki gave to me Seven stand disc's On the eighth day of Christmas Araki gave to me Eight Main JoJo's On the 9th day of Christmas Araki have to me 9 Corpse parts On the tenth day of Christmas Araki gave to me 10 Dead Gangsters On the eleventh day of Christmas Araki gave to me Eleven prisoners On the twelfth day of Christmas Araki gave to me twelve Valentine's

[@afrogwholoveswednesday9173]

7 should be 7 page of muda

[@ChoaiDode]

Imagine if even one of these is right

[@KitsuneTV3Kiiiit]

OMGGGG THE FIRST ONE WHAT

[@aidenhmic1450]

Bruh he got the first one right

[@idiotman8867]

You actually got one right

[@justalameweeb5525]

Damn, Araki is very generous at this time of year ;D

[@KitchenRat287]

Everyones a lame weeb up to this point, your not alone :>

[@justalameweeb5525]

@@KitchenRat287 Yay

[@KitchenRat287]

@@justalameweeb5525 :>

[@hhhhh-mw5zx]

Yay araki gave me 4 testicles!

[@Cherie_On_Top]

@Scawwy Dinosaur wait dont you mean 8... just me?

[@11suigetsu]

With each "A furnace full of Danny" the song just gets more and more cursed...

[@timdamontanha]

Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella rella rella Pizza gorgonzola pizza gorgonzola zola zola zola zola zola

[@dragontoons2566]

Lol

[@samugames0]

Indeed Gyro, indeed

[@funnyvalentine7283]

I THOUGHT I KILLED YO-I mean how you been

[@finalseko]

@@funnyvalentine7283 different dimensions, nyo ho

[@shizukajoestar614]

Can you do Pizza Feta?

[@deadchannel1875]

“And a Furnace full of Danny!” _Jonathan will remember that_

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

It truly is the most wonderful time of the year

[@myarmsrgone]

I see you everywhere and I *_don't care_*

[@FubblerCo.]

Tis truly an amazing time

[@horseoperamarker]

u

[@luxyt8883]

Why do I keep seeing you

[@Garfewloid]

So Araki gave you: 12 Danny Furnaces (F) 22 Knuckleheads 30 Pillar Men 36 Testicles 40 Golden Winds 42 Prison Inmates 42 Steel Balls 40 Parts 36 Egyptian Gods 30 Finger Bullets 22 Gunmen And 12 Minor Villans

[@northstarpokeshipper2148]

That makes 364 things in all.

[@brandonbasilio4585]

40 parts in all year I have a lot of reading to catch up on

[@gundamloverjk]

thats alot of balls

[@northstarpokeshipper2148]

@@gundamloverjk 78 in total

[@obsessedtrash2481]

"On the fourth day of Christmas Araki gave to me..." Please be testicles, please be testicles, please be testicles- "... Four testicles" *wHEEZE*

[@HexManiacQuinn]

I haven't read up that part yet, but I can't wait to see what cursed energy this is from

[@gxneuz9211]

Mista hated it

[@therealchaosguy]

@@HexManiacQuinn If you still haven't read... Gappy (Part 8 Josuke {long story}) has 4 testicles (Yes it's canon)

[@SC43_]

3:55 **H A M O N B R E A T H**

[@animeantics3921]

I was thinking of making a song exactly like this but did not know words and now this is a dream come true

[@hypercyclone1252]

Did not know words *bruh*

[@keiu6609]

@@hypercyclone1252 My life in a nutshell when the executive dysfunction kicks in... SMH

[@p0tomeat]

This is literally planned when my lunch starts

[@thejman364]

Brooooo same

[@Ironbrother4782]

Same

[@s0metimes_liv]

the people who disliked must be enemy stand users

[@s0metimes_liv]

@Krystel Zen 2 YESSIRR

[@finalseko]

They're the 12 minor villians

[@s0metimes_liv]

@@finalseko yessir

[@nathanielmccormack4830]

Kill em

[@postivecomment5358]

Or Jonathan...

[@midlykhaizen1426]

3:26 FIV- "inhale" E GOLDEN WINDS

[@charliewilson9884]

Riverdude: three pillar men Santana: am I a joke to you?

[@postivecomment5358]

Riverdude: Oh sorry lemme fix that for you Riverdude: three wOrThY pillar men.

[@ayana707]

LOOOL

[@JTechidna]

2 cuz kars is shitty liar, it would be 1 worthy cuz ESIDISI is stupid and weak, a worthy pillar man is (menacing) WAMUU cus he has the same respect as speedwagon

[@critch7514]

C’mon everyone, let’s warm up around Danny

[@youtubecommenter4647]

No-

[@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744]

heard it was so warm a boat blew up

[@yo-kaikid76]

@@youtubecommenter4647 yes :)

[@oscargruber8582]

I'm dying. I can literally imagine all the joestars or a random family gathering around Danny

[@Gyr_113]

i heard that the joestar mansion is warmer

[@eastia7518]

I love how each of them play the same clip every time, except the josuke and okuyasu one. there's just so many scenes of them being knuckleheads, you could never choose just one

[@pleasecallmedoku7215]

thank for notifying me 30 SECONDS BEFORE IT STARTS KZbin, VERY NICW

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Very nicu Caesar chan

[@funnyvalentine7283]

At least you got it when it started

[@karsonmars1582]

F in the chat for Danny

[@necromanteagiota1775]

F

[@March1534]

F

[@funnyvalentine7283]

F

[@blueguy4073]

F

[@Shonksgaming]

E

[@shinko-slink0u]

When I have children I'm playing this until I die and can't have ☃️࿌ིྀ྇⋆ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ⋆࿌ིྀ྇☃️

[@somethingsomething6461]

I'm very dissapointed that the fourth day has nothing to do with Mist4

[@dysphoria_1.040]

Be missed out on sooook many opportunities

[@somethingsomething6461]

@Puppy 47 Yes th4t is the correct w4y to write his n4me

[@feegionafrno]

right?!

[@yo-kaikid76]

Yeah but the Josuke one is better

[@shikigranbell7608]

@@yo-kaikid76 no both are better

[@homlets612]

This man sung almost all 12 days in a single breath

[@GoemonStan_Flynn]

With him near the end catching his breath when he get to the "five golden winds", it make me think "dude did you sing the whole song in one go" if so that's awesome 😂😂

[@My-little-idiot]

I like to think that he caught his breath at every five golden winds, but if it was only near the end, kudos to him!

[@uwususc4638]

Absolutely zero Danny’s were harmed in the making of this video. You need not worry.

[@lazylink1723]

Can't wait until part 9 starts so that literally every single JoJoke song becomes outdated

[@CatsandBoots935]

0:14 I see this song has gotten off to a great start

[@dragontoons2566]

3:56 G A S P

[@charliewilson9884]

Riverdude confirmed hamon user

[@mutekigamer4149]

When singing along I couldn’t maintain the 5 Golden Winds part properly when he started in haling audibly, I just broke down laughing

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

"On the fourth day of Christmas, Araki gave to me... Four testicles." That had me doing a double take!

[@Striket]

One down, one more to go. Honestly, I was expecting the villains but GOD THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

[@jotarokujo8917]

Oh my god can’t wait:)

[@shizukajoestar614]

Said your auntie who has been depressed :(

[@ArsonicCatnip]

Jotaro. Go give your mom a hug.

[@marsfromhell6890]

Ocean man

[@iamloaf2433]

THAT END NOTE WAS SO GOOD. You rlly outdid yourself this year 🐶🔥🐶🔥

[@mooseready6290]

I knew there would be a dog joke if it’s about araki

[@spectralightning7661]

Oh my god!! I can't wait! I did a 12 days of christmas jojo song cover last year! Some parts of your lyrics are even similar. I can't wait to hear it! I love you!!

[@emilechiverri960]

It’s a yearly thing I think

[@sagemage6599]

Araki gave you four balls, dude that’s crazy

[@BigScarf]

It’s almost show time and I can’t wait Edit: (just finished) this is my new favorite Christmas song

[@dade_la_muda6129]

My favourite christmas song is Joestar Jingle Bells

[@st1ng._.ra3]

I found a new side of yt that I love. I call it “Riverdude Christmas Core”

[@amanul_2474]

The dislikes are Funny Valentine from alternate universes

[@dennisrooks9680]

Rewatching this because it popped up in my recommendations.

[@dragontoons2566]

OMG YES! I KNEW YOU WOULD DO ANOTHER JOJO XMAS SONG THIS YEAR!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@Zenzaddy420]

the breath intake every time he said five golden winds is what keeps me alive

[@Robert_E.O._Speedwagon_real]

Honestly this goes hard, I'm showing this to my family on Christmas

[@Toffensky]

I expected on the first day of christmas Araki have forgot: Etc..

[@user-nb4gt3yn5m]

NO DANNY'S WERE HARMED IN THE MAKEING OF THIS VIDEO

[@stargazer2280]

Dio loves the song especially

[@JaganshiHiei15]

Me: Yay new Christmas video! Video: first line happens Me: Why would you do that??????

[@Aspensauce64]

The singer was practically doing hamon on the “golden winds” part by verse 9

[@cherri4026]

Why is no one talking about that high note at the end??? Y’all he killed that shit

[@juh243rak]

On the first day of Christmas my homie gave to me,My favorite movie

[@eternalcerberus1445]

And what happened, then? Well, in KZbin they say - that the dude of Rivers small lungs grew three sizes that day.

[@Shadow-lm8wy]

Ah yes, thank you StreamMan Parodies

[@Epic_Man_]

I literally expected mista to be in the 4th one lmao

[@thememegod2811]

5 *Intense inhaling probably gasping for the last bits of air left in his vessel* GOLDEN WINNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

[@nathanso2867]

i like how there are danny in furnace

[@diobranco9621]

3:56 me after watch this video

[@ArsonicCatnip]

The semi-quiet "JOSTURR"

[@TechnoCNB]

why is this actually good

[@giornogiovanna3311]

I love this fandom

[@charmcali330]

LOL GIORNO JUST MOANED 3:25 guys turn your speed into 0.5x and you will see this *epik masterpiece scene*

[@trip6noheart]

Bro this is perfect

[@kratos757]

That first one hit hard

[@liamgardiner7585]

Danny's been in that furnace an awful while now

[@jakek6090]

I’m going to keep coming back to this every Christmas for the rest of my life

[@jakek6090]

I've come back

[@blackbirdsax4041]

Araki gave you: 12 Furnaces full of Danny 22 Knuckleheads 30 Pillar men 36 male reproductive organs 40 Golden Winds 42 Prison inmates 42 balls of spinning 40 parts of reading 36 gods of Egypt 30 finger bullets 22 tattooed gunmen 12 minor villains He sure is generous

[@hypernovagamingstation]

I unironically actually like this. This is actually really funny, and well put together.

[@zerktp8766]

That furnace sure is full of Danny

[@ninipop2643]

On the twelfth day of Christmas Araki gave to me Twelve stand users, Eleven tattooed gunmen, Ten strong villains, Nine openings, Eight parts of JoJo, Seven pages of muda, Six JoJo mothers Five animated parts! Four pillar men, Three different Kiras, Two Dio Brandos And an extra season of part three.

[@reeanney]

4:08 the same note was hit as the one Mista did when Giorni tried to heal him 👏🏻✨

[@kjconstantino2806]

*A fUrnAce fULL oF DaNny*

[@downwardspiral7473]

Glad to see part 7 and 8 got included this time

[@dankbidoof]

It's concerning how he manages to give you a different furnace with a different dead dog every day

[@ーテイル]

Now in order Day 1: A furnace full of danny Day 2: Two clacker voleys Day 3: three survivors. Day 4: four time loops Day 5 Five golden winds. Day 6: six prison inmates. Day 7: Seven balls a spinning. Day 8: eight family members.

[@Adude21]

Merry christmas

[@finalseko]

I just pretend that 7 is "Seven pages Muda," but the song is still great. I'm just a little biased to my favorite part.

[@NavyWife0317]

Can’t wait to see the video! Happy holidays! :D

[@scrumpton296]

*My happiness is imeasurable and my Christmas is saved*

[@eyyitsmei]

I'm dying of laughter, this is grand!😂😂

[@crazeddivine]

Araki really loves us.

[@xoemiiii]

3:55 FIVE **breathe in screetch** GOLDEN WINGS

[@AnnieStarOficial]

this is the best song i've heard in my whole life

[@yukonyeti6296]

Poor Danny.

[@IAmCar47]

3:25 feign made me laugh

[@winabells4206]

"4 testicles" Me: 4 crying Mistas

[@lastassassin4443]

Damn you youtube recommendation for giving me this 2 weeks to late i could have listened to this masterpiece every day

[@delanterah6714]

12 days of pure greatness

[@percyplant474]

RIP Danny You'll be remembered forever

[@naturalhundred9439]

we love the furnace full of danny. best item of Christmas ever. We get it every year and it’s GREAT

[@josephjoestar1057]

I FREAKING LOVED THIS VIDEO!! It is funny and the lyrics are catchy and creative.

[@hduagvoe1764]

Thank you araki for this Bizzare Christmas music

[@BadHumor69]

I love how he tried to breath on the 11th and 12th day lol

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

I get sad each time the 'furnace full of danny' came up