The 7 Best Responses To Flirty Texts

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[@maximum9626]

"Please be serious" My answer would be: "please be cereals".

[@reinversnel9813]

HAHAHAHA OMG 😂😂😂

[@poopybutthole8865]

😹😹😹

[@cutefatomi]

stealing this just in case lmao

[@SadieGoetsch]

maximum96 Mine would be "Please be Sirius Black"

[@annamairesse8175]

LMAO hahaha

[@BryanAndProud]

The emojis above the conversation tell a story.

[@greggyluvsywww9189]

XD SO TRUE OMG

[@ayylmaoiisuokandress8119]

you're everywhere lol

[@becauseimhappiiii4150]

acknowledging this comment makes the video funnier

[@BryanAndProud]

BecauseImHappiiii c:

[@emilysims3090]

BryanAndProud how?

[@hails8945]

Now... I just need someone to actually send me a flirty text.

[@Rosierock8]

A hahahahahaha

[@laurenperez5646]

lmao

[@moonie4ever292]

Same XD

[@huh354]

me

[@lisa-fe1ef]

SAME

[@nykenatakesls2622]

I saw the cereal one on vine.

[@definitelynotasquid]

Nykena Is APotatoe same, the scottysire vine?

[@nykenatakesls2622]

Daniel Grosch Yep it was funny asf

[@ArachnosMusic]

Nykena Is APotatoe 9gag as well

[@sneezen5785]

That was an old one from Tumblr

[@adasamiee3244]

Fucking love your profile pic. Madoka slays.

[@nataleedrawsstuff786]

"I love you" "I love me too"

[@lulurose2337]

Story of my life😂😂😂

[@camillebernardo5963]

Natalee Draws Stuff Yassss I'm toriel papyrus

[@gerardgaythekilljy9175]

Lol. I would have to fight the urged to give in to my nerdy-ness and text back "I know"

[@elsypie9834]

but what if he comes back and says see we have so much in common let's chill

[@cosmicvenom8085]

"11:11 I wished for you" is actually kinda sweet because it isn't as sexual as the others.

[@SeahorseTrash]

Your pic gives me life

[@ccz5674]

the nativity is strong with this one

[@jessicahuynh6835]

I would gag if someone said that to me lol im sorryy

[@jacquelines.5542]

I don't get what the 11:11 means. I would have responded 11:11? Is that the time? Well I'll be going asleep now bye!

[@Rubinchen]

Jacqueline Sarabia My English isn't that good but I'll try to explain it :D Do you know the sentence "It's 11:11, make a wish!"? It's just a special time - because it's the only time where every number is the same (exept for 00:00... that's the start of the ghost hour). So "A" wished for "B" and "B" wished for food, you know? :D Does that make sence...? xD

[@iOZKERTV]

Them: "miss you" Me: " I miss the 90's Chicago Bulls"🏀 Them: "how you been stranger?" Me: "getting chubbier eating pizza🍕" Them: "WYD" Me: "Taking a shit"💩

[@Wantedwassomeone]

LMFAO I'M ROLLING

[@idazhang2140]

Jhope tho

[@ejw2002]

Them: "I miss you" Me: "I miss My Chemical Romance"

[@RBLXDignitysHQ]

piercetheliza that band is so gay

[@ejw2002]

Blademaster DignitysHQ *idea

[@lunatickittenkiller7543]

"What are you doing?" "Your mum."

[@suntaliyogi2232]

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[@erinmcallister3976]

wow these are so creative!!!!!!!!! I've never seen these before !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bunny-ie3td]

I smell sarcasm XD

[@theironcrest8163]

Yuno Gasai Really???????

[@prodsegi]

***** When someone asks what I am doing: *Opens kik app* Me: Hello! Friend: Hi how are you! Me: Good how about you? Friend: Really good what are you doing? Me: Using Kik.

[@moodforanime6116]

Is this sarcasm?If you Search on KZbin flirty text fails you would Find at Least half of them.

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

Erin McAllister lmao the sarcasm

[@tacocactuscomedy4876]

XD the cereal one killed me 😂😂😂😂😵

[@veryidiotic7938]

I guess it's a.... CEREAL KILLER! .... .... .... Get it? Because it's a cereal and it killed you..? .... .... .... Okay, I'm leaving....

[@fancalaz]

+TheWinner Games it's ok I laughed too XD

[@sonia706]

R.I.P TacoCactusComedy Lol

[@catheedia913]

What is a breakfast that kills people? Cereal killer

[@aprilrojas586]

me too its so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@TheCrosshare]

Hate those kinds of people. Sure you're having a bad day, but make an effort to be atleast polite to others or inform them clearcut "Bad day, talk tomorrow".

[@TheCrosshare]

***** Many of those weren't even flirty stuff, but i did mean in general. It could be as simple as "hey how are you" and you get back some passiveaggressive puzzlebox that you don't know if you should apologise, or if you've somehow broken the laws of the third andromedan galaxy cruiser. Next day everything is fine, but you've been up all night wondering if you're the worst person to ever live because you had a bad day and couldn't "bother" to be a bit polite.

[@princetonshot]

Nope. It's funnier to just mess with them haha xD

[@cameron8742]

It's funny they are joking not having a bad day it's called sarcasm geez

[@TheCrosshare]

Cameron Stewart "Funny" is rather questionable.

[@jessicahuynh6835]

Are you serious, which one of those texts werent flirty or coming on to the girl?

[@Zownder]

what are you doing? laying in bed eating cereal what would you do if I was there? eat my cereal without the cereal get up and get some cereal LOL XD

[@ihaspretzelz1532]

Yea. (Gets out of bed and gets cereal) I should have thought if it.

[@crystalmethany2682]

Xd hahaha

[@hihi-pk8fo]

OMG ME TO

[@michaellaasare2638]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@moon_3400]

The gabbie show made a vine of that

[@crystalko4012]

These are all too predictable responses for me. I would know cuz my bf is food

[@kayyyliin__]

He is cheating on me what

[@crystalko4012]

March. Madness. What is this blasphemy. I must talk to him first thing tmrrw morning.. No even better! We should team up against him and go to a buffet to eat i mean beat him up! YEAA!

[@buzzfeedyellow1283]

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[@eebaym3364]

^^^^^^

[@esohnny]

Right now, im dating my snack cabinet

[@wahwah9721]

i hate how people are obsessed with pizza. i mean yeah its good but like calm tf down its just food.

[@pixelfox1395]

Jovany Lopez imagine pizza flavored icecream...

[@wahwah9721]

thats gross

[@curtcadet5447]

I agree with you, I like pizza but some people talk about it SO MUCH. They're addicted like it's got cocaine in it.

[@SerphSheff]

***** Everything in the universe is either Pizza or not pizza. Think about it.

[@peridot4242]

Jovany Lopez nah, they're just tumblr girls who don't actually like pizza but want to seem cool.

[@stephanietheiss6033]

*Random Dude* ~ 11:11 I wished for you. ;) *Me* ~ You can't tell me what you wish for. It won't come true. And it's not going to.

[@user-qg1ux3pv7e]

Someone: at 11:11 I wished for u! Me: I wished for ur wish not to come true!

[@irian42]

Q: "Hey, do you remember me? We met last night." A: "Oh, hi! Nice to hear from you. A: "I got rid of the body. Did the police ask you anything?" Q: "What???" A: "You are not Jason?" A: "Shit," A "Can you give me your address?"

[@madeleinecleveland2688]

IrianGaming this is what I'm gonna say thank you

[@inge76]

lmao all of these ive seen sooo many times already on instagram

[@JacobKirkus]

I died at the cereal one and the one with the dark picture! XD btw, is anyone naked in bed eating cereal right now? I'd love to know so I can know which cereal is the best for eating naked.

[@mikurinrinn]

Lucky charms is the best

[@hannah-cz9yq]

Really captain crunch the marshmellows are the worst

[@salameez]

***** #fakerindahouse

[@erinsvideos3315]

Cookie crisp FTW

[@Yeppro22]

Crunchy nut obviously

[@TheKarinaRox]

They sell Oreo cereal in South Korea so

[@Wantedwassomeone]

SUGAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kirakim6224]

ARMYshawol Buy me lots, suga!

[@kaylenarose430]

ARMYshawol Army's in the house.

[@TheAlChg]

Sugaa...swag

[@lanakim3514]

South Korea USED to sell them.. They don't sell it anymore...

[@astylinsonbyadoption5681]

Someone once told me they like me and I responded, "you left without permission plz go back" and they were like "wut?"and I said "the friendzone"

[@LipstickLifting]

Watching this, reminiscing the last time I had a flirty text.

[@honeyblueish]

"Is it comfortable?" "Yes" Me:Sleep! "I'd sleep" Me:IM RIGHT!

[@slowpoke1989]

"I mean if you didn't have the cereal" "I would get up and get some cereal" LOL!!! 😂

[@phantomsonlylove]

Filing this away under the "revisit when relevant" tab because these are too awesome to not use!

[@lilymyers3831]

Lol the cereal one is totally me

[@xXfuffychickenXxreddivineaj]

My life motto - Food Over Guys

[@canyoujustnot5477]

Food over dudes :')

[@jj.h1388]

fries before guys B)

[@enriqueartiles3516]

+Banana Gaming five guys before FIVE GUYS ;)

[@jj.h1388]

Enrique Artiles what? lol

[@enriqueartiles3516]

Banana Gaming ;) ;) ;)

[@SimmingGirl]

These have been on the Internet for years, Buzzfeed. It's about time.

[@connorsimon6983]

These are pretty much salty comebacks for when you just ain't in the mood

[@WilliamJakespeareProps]

hilarious!

[@stellaleyla8009]

HAHAHA OMG 0:50 THAT ONE HAPPENED TO ME FOR LIKE 100000000 TIMES

[@Lunadawoolf]

I randomly presses the red line thing and it landed on 0:50

[@haley7975]

This was the best video ive seen for a while😂

[@thedesirabletruth]

Buzzfeed is so late, I've literally seen ALL of these in memes already

[@MurdaPhil]

This actually made me laugh lol

[@CaliopeCalia]

Anyone else stayed because of the gorgeous violin?

[@ecchineko]

YS4SJ no.

[@alenameredith4729]

yes

[@alisha2863]

lmao the last text with the big house, 3 children, financially stable and an audi r8 is exactly my dad

[@AkaFigga]

Still better than a one-word reply such as "lol"

[@MarianaInspires]

Hold up oreo cereal Where?! I need it in my life

[@rachelann2451]

It used to be sold in the states, but now it's only sold in south korea!!

[@jess_the_kid19]

+Rachel Ann NOOOOOOOOOOO! *buys plane tickets to south korea*

[@user-sm1uy9tl5q]

+Cuteflower24 post doesn't sell oreo oz anymore....they sell honey oz now....

[@kateronquillo6363]

"11:11 I wished for you to be my date" Me: 11:11 I wished for dreams to not come true

[@TheBlackKakashi]

That last response was gold

[@BlueSwampyCraft]

The second and the third one are like..all over the internet. i know their lines by heart.

[@gen-zhippie2203]

I've seen about half of these on tumblr

[@mariakennedy465]

I love buzz feed, but they have so many similar videos

[@natalayacooke8376]

Love your videos!

[@lillihinz6079]

LOL THIS IS THE BEST, FUNNIEST,MOST IMPRESSING,COOL,AMAZING VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!

[@mlpchocosauce6176]

There was this dude who ask me for my naked pic. I gave him a pic of my Naked Makeup Palette.< I somehow think I spelt it wrong

[@purplestar1259]

Are u 14-19? O.O

[@mlpchocosauce6176]

LookAtThisDUDE! LMAO im 13

[@purplestar1259]

??? OK

[@Fahrenheitluverxoxo]

Still really sad they discontinued the oreo cereal too.

[@ryleewittmer1054]

the violin player in this soundtrack is amazing💜

[@elsypie9834]

wow these are so creative!!!!! Never seen these before!!!!! you really never run out of fresh and original ideas buzzfeed😊 unless you noticed (sarcasm intended)

[@lcclui]

And that's how you become single.

[@Irelandio]

Right when it said 11:11 I looked on my clock and it was 11:11 and I was like that's really funny

[@RossB.x]

I do this constantly but treat them mean right, works every time.

[@marchelineaugust]

I'm dying.. Of laughter.. Usual when I type "LOL" I just smirk.. LOL.

[@belfry.bats.xx.]

Pizza over guys. All the time, forever and ever. Pizza is bae.

[@sillycatloverowls597]

Preach

[@devinwalleck4118]

It's overrated IMO. I like pizza, but in moderation. But in my case, I gotta have my cheeseburgers.

[@COVID-19_Crab]

*BRUH*

[@cinxthu]

How do you respond to people who ask you to be their gf/bf?

[@jillschnabel6728]

Yes or no😂

[@thomastodd9053]

if your questioning your self he's not the one if he was the one you would not hesitate

[@pewdontdie1000]

too lazy but you can

[@randomcrazyness4098]

if you say no then he or she will probably say but I love u and u need to say I love me too lol

[@emily-qs1tl]

just say ok for five minutes only. I have better things to do.

[@sucirahmatunisa2946]

I like this so much!

[@loganscchaos_]

The dark one, pizza one, and how you want me one I died laughing because it's so funny.

[@MsThinkmoney]

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Delivered I see what you did there

[@goofyhayden]

Always the fucking iphone text backround

[@devancampbell7708]

I love when u say what if u didn't have cereal id get up and get it

[@stephaniegomez6367]

OMG the cereal one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@timboosg4353]

All Are stolen Off pictures -.-

[@icy4294]

Oh man I'm early! I need to make a joke quick Um...... ..God

[@charmendro]

You're gonna get Rekt by people so bad m8

[@Anonymous-so7su]

Popcorn isn't real Grabs God

[@Miacutechic]

Harsh.

[@vhiqohateshitmarkers6325]

Why would you need to make a joke when you're early, when there are less people around to hear it

[@icy4294]

Because if I don't do it early it will get lost in the comments

[@lizzieivy845]

Hahaha I died, I'm dead, my laughter killed me!!!

[@Red-uu6qr]

Amazing video! ☺

[@Francis-kn7eq]

666 dislikes welp im dead

[@thomasthetankengine2653]

Lemon Explain this to me, I just got used to 4/20 and now this? Guess I'm wayy too innoceny

[@PolliitoAle]

I love how the guy keeps trying and the other is like lol shut up I want cereal.

[@kellys720]

The cereal txt's.got me I was laughing so hard

[@yaylukasiak]

i've seen the cereal one on tumblr or something but I still laugh every time I see it

[@pattyX15]

The cereal one cracked me up. XD

[@nicholefrancis8767]

the completely blacked out picture and the last text!! hahahaaa

[@psygn0sis]

The dark pic one made me LOL.

[@alicetb1889]

The cereal one is a classic 😂

[@almightyglo316yt5]

LOL I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT THE CEREAL ONE LOL I LAUGHED AT ALL OF THEM BUT CEREAL WAS HILARIOUS

[@platosflorals6510]

The cereal one is from Gabby?😂 I love that one

[@ashleyrubby]

OMG laughed so hard!!! Now I know how to respond

[@jayp.4138]

LOVE the last one cause I love Audi R8s and Audi Roadsters (and 5 other cars that I won't name lol)

[@shizukagozen777]

Haha, that was awesome ! x'D

[@yoimea]

"Hi, I'm TOBY. And we're meant TOBY." "Hi, I'm ABBIE. And ABBIE hittin you with a frying pan."

[@serenadavies6782]

I loved the last one.

[@gravityfallslauren9334]

I love the cereal part

[@braincandy6501]

Saw the cereal one 😂😂😂

[@bubblemanpie]

The last one was the best, lmao.

[@zzthedon4k]

The cereal one killed me

[@shshshs_shutup]

Guy: how do you want me? Me: dead

[@cutiezee6289]

OMG! The pizza text would be so me :3 I so think of pizza everyday hahaha :P

[@NicoleHenriksenlindgreen]

lmao I love these

[@kaad7]

The second one happened to me almost word for word.

[@hey_its_jadra2526]

this was so funny I watched it 2 times lol

[@fiaflora9585]

Same

[@confuzzledatiger9635]

On the last one, when I saw Audi R8 I flipped. That guy definitely knows whats up.

[@zStripedSquirrelz]

omg I loved the cereal one

[@verbalassault87]

Classic finally got it right

[@mythicalpetals1952]

icon of a pizza and down there was "delivered"... PIZZA DELIVERED!!

[@lilahalleran]

All of these are moods😂

[@magiaj6744]

the cereal one..😂😂😂

[@Idekam20]

Oreo cereal sounds so cool!!!!!! 😍

[@MySupernaturalBands]

The cereal convo that actually happened between me and my friend

[@joy-it9sx]

Wow, real original. I've seen all of these before.

[@Q2Clutch]

id get up and go get cereal. DYING HAHA

[@Michael-tg6tf]

That pizza emoji... fucking brutal.

[@LilHercules1999]

1:14 I have recently discovered Oreo Cereal at Walgreens. I can relate 😆😆😆