The Absolute BEST Malphite game you will ever witness (32 KILLS, MASSIVE ONE SHOTS)

[@SauronBaggins69]

Jhin suffered some emotional damage after that cannon loss

[@laketuna]

Na, he did when he began sucking at level 1 and started blaming someone else for it.

[@callumb-h7950]

Jhin suffered from massive internal haemorrhaging, after he repeatedly bashed his keyboard into his head, resulting in him falling into a comatose state and finally succumbing days later.

[@S0L12D3]

@@callumb-h7950 grievous wounds, just ask snape

[@TheGameMasher]

@@akranyum5846 bro one cannon minion got smited you don’t have to defend yourself this hard

[@maikel3915]

@@akranyum5846 bro I literally do not know if this is an elaborated joke or what, but your comment is to salty to be taken seriously

[@KrazieeGG]

Rell support jumping in to a 3v1 and then calling everyone on their team dogshit is the funniest thing ive ever seen. The lack of self awareness of some people is incredible.

[@assassindancer914]

Average league player, if you don't jump in any fight(even if unwinnable) you are worse than bronze lol.

[@KrazieeGG]

@@assassindancer914 Literally 😂 they must think its aram with reduced damage or something lmao

[@Tom-re6zo]

average rell player tbh. haven't encountered that many but they all want to go in every single time.

[@cazimim3375]

NPCs are not self aware and most "people" are NPCs

[@KrazieeGG]

@@halvarianknight4477 I agree, it just made me laugh hahaha

[@michealschwartz9674]

22:50 "what was that did I step on something?" Man that was ice cold

[@UwU-su2yz]

true

[@kevingardner8609]

When zwag says "This isn't even a bronze or silver game, these guys are gold and plat"... too funny. Great video; thank you!

[@feikah8811]

mechanical skill peaks at gold 4

[@ReyoVR]

42:23 The scoreboard at the end says its is Bronze I placement match though.

[@d3d952]

@@ReyoVR i guess smurfs

[@MJ-mi9qc]

@@ReyoVR Bronze players don't get the kind of farm that's on this scoreboard though. Probably a mix of silvers + some golds and plats messing around before season start. Like I could see Talon, Draven, and Kench being gold

[@MJ-mi9qc]

Rell also super clean with decent macro. Bronze supports don't macro

[@ProgMega]

Zwag: “I can’t get one person to follow me around!” But Zwag! That Jhin followed you into your jungle a bunch of times! 33:36

[@pokemonul1501]

he said person , not a cry baby :))

[@derpplays8936]

New jungle pet jhin skin :D

[@joe_ieh]

That green thing would have been much more helpful in mid. 😂

[@MasterSonicKnight]

when people said they're stuck in elo hell because of their teams, everyone threw crap at them and said "nah u're just bad, just play better" some of Zwag's recent videos have been the living proof that u can't win games when ur team utterly sucks, literally no one in the entire world can say that zwag should "just play better" when watching vids like this one.

[@quieness]

The point of that is that you indeed CAN'T and wont win some games because your teammates are too heavy + comp diff + game state will make sure of it. However, not all games are like this, so if you are stuck in X elo and blame your teammates for you not moving up, yes, its your fault.

[@MJ-mi9qc]

@@tenou213 Yeah he's somewhere between master and challenger hahaha

[@tyscho6880]

he did threw the game by tilting his own mate... Yes, jhin reaction were out the bounds, but you should pay respect to your mate, or it's the open door for tilting and losing match. If he didn't trolled him, game would be won. Don't BM. Zwagg still have room to improve in that way. Toxicity is a weakness.

[@LAM1895]

@@tyscho6880 Nah Jhin was already toxic, he was in a bad matchup and didn’t understand how to cope with it, putting all the blame on his jungler. Sure Zwag kinda aggravated him but he didn’t even know when to fight and when to go away, making him pretty much useless. Team morale is very important but individual skill is still a big factor.

[@leon30517]

@@tyscho6880 dumb argument

[@vanadium1603]

Zwag entered the video wanting to tilt mid. He succeeded

[@kheris8053]

🤣

[@MrTommyLove]

I was waiting all video to see talon tilt only to realize WAAAYYYYY too late that it was the other mid laner hahahaa

[@love2x_310]

Talon: parkours on walls > invisibility with multiple shuriken > dashes and stabs .... zwag : ROCK..... 🤣🤣

[@KrasimirRusinov]

When he said "Oh did I step on something" when he killed twitch just made me laugh

[@alucard8955]

Zwag : "i litarlly have done everything perfectly" Jhin : "how does it feel when you can't carry even perfectly" Rell : "dogshit ...." Draven : "if i had more farm i could carry it and my perfect play" GP: "how to play this game, oh my ult is so big..." Enemy team :"thank you malph for making us 6 vs 3"

[@alucard8955]

@TCZwag420 and how do i win ?

[@kirigayakazuto4761]

@@alucard8955 it's a scam bro~

[@alucard8955]

@@kirigayakazuto4761 ohh i see i thought i really win something

[@scoutiano4441]

@@alucard8955 average zwag viewer

[@alucard8955]

@@scoutiano4441

[@tomschneider8839]

20:08 Zwag:" I need more Haste. My Ult takes too long." Malphite: "Yes"

[@qsmain]

Hahaha didn‘t realize

[@croakertheannalist3457]

"I can kill Talon; Kench is not dying... unless he dies." Lol

[@KrazieeGG]

Dives***

[@BigBoyDIY]

i think he said unless he dives

[@BarisPalabiyik]

I think he said "dives".

[@Benno-kx1pl]

There's a few Zwag'isms that get me everytime - 'Bonk', 'Gotcha' 28:36, 'Weeeeee' & 'Rock'

[@jackdepirate]

"What was that? Did I step on something?" This whole game has me rolling 🤣 😂 💀

[@marwCZ]

Yeah :D

[@TheFishCream]

Alternative title: I’m playing Malphite and it’s a Clown Fiesta!

[@tomatobruv76]

@@g3neralbone Guessing you're a low elo with low knowledge on how junglers work?

[@Donovan333]

@@g3neralbone clown moment

[@S0L12D3]

@@g3neralbone you must not play league very much. The ONLY way to win a game with idiots is to steal kills

[@BlackBow86]

@@g3neralbone 🤡

[@jameslibero3363]

​@@g3neralbone 'Oh no! My jungler stole my kill instead of me because I'm petty AF and want to carry the game myself."

[@qaisthameen2982]

1:53 Zwag: NOO Malphite: YES 😂

[@moritzkemme8450]

1:55 Zwag and Maokai have little disagreement it seems xD

[@tyrsin2442]

Hey Zwag! Can you play full AP Ivern with Luden’s Tempest, Shadowflame, and Rabadon’s Deathcap? He actually has really good AP damage scalings with a 70% on his Q root and an 80% on his E shield. Also Daisy’s health and AD increase with the more AP Ivern builds! It’s worth noting that if you shield an ally and the explosion kills a champion, the kill and gold goes to them (same applies to the gold if the shield kills minions too). So for this kind of build, it’s probably better to shield and then pull yourself in with Q or keep shielding Daisy when she's up turning her into a tanky tactical nuke!

[@Skillshot360s]

I’m pretty sure a wet spaghetti noodle is more stable than Jhin and Kaisa’s mentals combined

[@tntfreddan3138]

Have played Malphite jgl only a couple of times because I rarely ever play jgl, but what people don't realise is that Malphite is almost compltely useless until he gets his ult. However, when he does get his ult he is really dangerous and has really good burst damage as well as a good poke. Full AP Malphite ult does well over 1000dmg when maxxed. Q can do somewhere around 800dmg and E can do upwards to 800dmg as well. So when facing champs that aren't well known for bing able to absorb dmg, he's just a freight train while the enemy are a bunch of cars stuck on the railway crossing.

[@Haruto---遼人]

These type of games are fun as long as you are not the one playing 😂

[@quieness]

preach lol

[@jackdepirate]

I had to pause just so I could comment about how hard I'm currently laughing smiting jhin's cannon and then watching jhin ult the wave. Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brianjones9780]

Same omfg lollll "do you think he'll leave if I do this?" After jhin was spamming for gank and instead gets cannon stolen by a guy named "MY CANNON"

[@talmagejones]

Holy. Talk about running it down by so many people on both teams. 18 deaths total at 7 minutes. Amazing game to watch

[@Vandrid]

Smites Jihn's cannon, "I did everything perfectly." HAHA, you aren't wrong though.

[@TJHooper123]

I hope that Jhin can get the help he needs. He doesn't seem to be doing too well.

[@Patty-Cake86]

Bruh I've totally played with that Jhin before, definitely remember that name. He ping spammed our jungle at level 2 then had a bitch fit and threw the game. At least he's consistent.

[@laketuna]

Riot needs to permaban these players.

[@Redbeanbread1025]

Wow this makes it even worse...can’t believe people are actually siding with him

[@greg77389]

Most mentally stable Jihn main. I know a guy IRL who plays Jihn and he's so much worse. You know the iceberg levels? He's down at the bottom where light can't reach.

[@KikoJuarez]

Hahahaha, the psychopathic glee of Zwag at 39:55 😄

[@Buzk_4]

First 3 minutes of this game saw more kills than some esport games

[@snzelay001]

Zwag thank you for the laughs. From now on I'm going to call those plant babies potatoes. I had a long day today. Driving my 18-wheeler back to the yard and you yelling potato made my day thank you

[@RagnarokCo]

I died at the "watch how many tater tots this guy put down!"

[@StephanAndreMusic]

This recording is an accurate representation of the players I encounter in ranked. It's why I stopped playing anything other than ARAM. Honestly sad how toxic this community can be.

[@phuckayumang2381]

Man, ARAMs are all I play now too. Left in S3 because of the community. Came back in pre-season 13 and played like 3 normals after doing bots for a week to get the muscle memory back and learn the new champions and how the reworks changed my old favorites. All 3 normals people were flaming for zero reason. Went to ARAMs and never looked back.

[@crimsonking635]

This is the perfect example of why i stopped playing league cuz u get shitty team that dont know simple strategy.

[@PAX-East]

I have had League since 2012. I have played a total of 2 games of Ranked. That is 2 more ranked games than I needed to play.

[@Megatron7575]

Zwag tilting his teammates and enemies alike for content 💀

[@adrex5854]

Normally I’m ok with Zwag not showing his face but idk man, it would be cool to watch how he reacts, laugh at silly things (like Jhin ulting farm) and when he gets amazed or excited. Love your vids ❤

[@kyodante]

When I saw how he actually looks I was like "wtf zwag sounds way older than he looks."

[@adrex5854]

@@kyodante yeah maybe, but videos with face cam are 3 years old and he once said he has changed a lot since then

[@khuzie]

I love how chaotic the intro of the video xD

[@Hushoo]

Jhin went from playing the game to spectating it

[@jakejack554]

I blame you for the Jhin trolling, you didn't have to smite the canon.

[@malakibrooks3254]

22:54 “What was that? Did I step on something?” 😂😂

[@blackstar1270]

"pro player, did you see that flash" lmao

[@kyleberts]

“Did Zwag get the first Drake?” No, the enemies got it first Lose Streak: 1

[@eldirecto]

Day 256 of writing here which day it is

[@JoeWyenz]

22:47 twitch literally made my day 🤣

[@JoeWyenz]

@TC_Zwag137 wlc🥰

[@marthmain1710]

today i found out zwag shows the runes while hes playing instead of them being added in editing

[@woodardchuckleson3090]

The ranked videos are always my favorite

[@MatanAbu]

the video was so chaotic even the rune page didn't go well hahaha

[@joltedjon]

Zwag tilting the jhin was actually hilarious. His roast at 29:00 was hilarious

[@MrPjay]

His roast backfired in his face tho. He lost the game

[@joltedjon]

@@MrPjay Eh it was doomed from the start since like he said the draven and GP didn't know how to Macro

[@Tundrash00]

"Who do I need for ultimate hunter, Talon and Kench. I can get Talon, kench isn't dying.....unless he dies." 10/10

[@williamcronia6651]

Bruh the way he said “Why’s that guy so big?” at 32:56 SENT me man.

[@ZawZaw-kp7mv]

This is why I love watching ranked game play! The drama in the chat is crazy! 😂

[@S0L12D3]

Jhin was basically giving you leash all game 😂 that must be his version of trolling?

[@DaroffApFire]

"ur so bad u can't even make us lose" Holy hell I've never actually heard such a burn before. Zwag going hard lol

[@mxror]

Day 1 of asking for AD Sylas - his passive AAs scale 130% with AD - Runes: Conqueror, PoM, Tenacity, Last Stand; secondary whatever is needed (bone plating against burst, second wind against poke) and overgrowth - build path: divine sunderer, BOTRK, manamune, maw or thornmail, void last Powerspike at two items, plays like a bruiser/frontline

[@Lynch_5256]

This was indeed a League Of Legends Malphite Jungle game

[@Notsidgaming]

I think i lost it at "how many tater tots this guy has" xD this was so funny

[@cirrostratus7721]

This whole game is the equivalent of the chair throwing scene in the boondocks. One small thing and someone is mad, then everyone is mad 😆

[@kuhnerbaste]

Rock solid < Zwag solid

[@SolZaer]

zwag didn't mention it but Rell broke Kench shield a lot with her abilities. he prob didn't even know she does that bc who knows what rell does?

[@pozilayazhana]

18:26 Zwag just killed me. I don't know why, but I laughed for a very long time.

[@ari_2857]

Jhin: attempts to pressure his jungle into an almost impossible gank Jungle: retaliates by yoinking a single cannon Jhin: "oMg mY jUnGlE iS sO bAd i gIVe uP"

[@claybillings]

Haven't played League in over a year, first video I come to watch out of passing interest (because I like your content) is a game like this. Reinforces leaving this game/community so much. LoL Community forever toxic, never change.

[@andrewbryant4259]

Man must be a full moon or something. That first few minutes was insane Edit: nope. It was the whole game actually

[@kechiko]

the way he opens the video with pure bloodshed is not what i was expecting

[@criminalLoL]

YESS an ap malphite jungle video camping a lane. this is what i needed

[@ucnguyeninh7957]

Seeing Rell in this video reminds me: I would love to see more Rell videos from you. Tank Rell, AP Rell, even Bruiser or Jungler Rell would be amazing

[@Thescott16]

People like the players in this game prove elo-hell is real.

[@zacharywong483]

Absolutely awesome game, Zwag! I know it's never fun to lose, but I certainly don't mind seeing losses with these tough games that still have great gameplay!

[@starmoral5456]

1:54 Zwag: Noooo Malphite: Yes!

[@martingaspar8364]

The Absolute BEST Shamrock Malphite... should be the title

[@yukaslash355]

Where can I find the playlist for the bg music? I like those classic game remixes!!

[@ClassyAssassin0]

I always thought zwag put the rune page in while editing not that he just pulled it up in the middle of the game lol

[@chasesparrow1604]

I normally don't condone online bullying. But this Jhin is the type that NEEDS the internet to destroy him.

[@justinroylance4941]

Thanks for the great vid Zwag!

[@trolltollz1317]

thumbs up for the cannon yoink

[@mohamedmahmoud9162]

That was one of the best games I’ve ever watched 😂

[@a.v.y8331]

10 kills in 3 minutes... what a fiesta

[@justinwolcott8956]

Zwag Thoughts: 9:40 "Kench is not dying.... Unless he dies..."

[@Josh-ht7ci]

That beginning was to damn funny man :D

[@Mikaelbrooks]

If you ever happen to be in a game against a camille and have the chance to play malphite, I hope you try doing a camp strat against the camille for the pure humor factor of Rock beats Scizzors.

[@sveintoreklvstad491]

haha the funniest video in a long while =D i Enjoyed this one;D

[@negswer1949]

32:15 nah, Draven was right here, it was soul, you needed to deny them that

[@Mirokunako]

what an intro starting with a bang

[@HildagardeGaming]

10:20 That Battle 1 from Mystic Quest I hear? Nice!!

[@bigboy4432]

STAY DOWN xD i am ready to watch any of zwag's malphite vids

[@HellHoleCalledEarth]

Thank you. I main malph and commented malphite in your poll on who i wanted to see. Thank you for delivering!

[@damejanea.macdonald2371]

I respected the bot lane for crawling through the dirt of Jhin trying to lose and Gangplank trying (but losing) with you, but alas, it seems that the effort destroyed their brains. War is hell. o7

[@SFHFWill]

This is how my average game goes.

[@Tomro82]

I was actually on the edge of my seat

[@gizmomakify]

Always get so damn excited when I see "absolute best" as a title cuz you know it's gunna be a banger watch!!! Love you zwaggy

[@reeceburk12345]

This is exactly what I wanted to see

[@leeporter658]

Zwag took "My Cannon" literally

[@jewelcheese]

This is the best Zwag video ever.

[@14jfoster]

“Did I step on something” 😂☠️

[@Darthtoaster]

That loss was so satisfying lmaoo trolls mid then gets triggered by his reaction 😂😂😂

[@Tsino69]

Checked the Jhin's stats, dude's got 1.91 KDA 💀

[@bretts3046]

Zwag sweating mountain dew this game hahaha

[@laurenzwegler7141]

I respect the jhin, just for the ulting the midwave, after u took the canon XD

[@iamcarlosamaya]

Rumor has it that the Jhin is still ulting minion waves

[@DucNguyen-ue1kf]

The video start real quick this time

[@GuardianGrarl]

This is why you mostly go ARAM while Rift is just the once-a-month abusive uncle.

[@alexmalphas]

Funniest zwag vid in a while

[@Tovarasul_Lenin]

So... Gankplank is feeding Jhin is toxic af Kaisa is flaming Zwag is toxic af Did this game occur on the EUNE server ?

[@_t_ladamie2809]

zwag：NOO！ Malphite：yEs！