The Acolyte Abandoned By Star Wars Fans

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[@kenmck7802]

Shows how bad it's gotten. Choice between a BUTTER KNIFE or a...LIGHTSABRE? I'll take the...butter knife. People just walk away from lightsabre stabs.

[@johntrench]

And the plot contrivances go on.

[@david328ci]

Star Wars had been dead since Disney bought it. Now they’re parading around the zombie Palpatine corpse of Star Wars.

[@BruderSenf]

i would say "the clone wars" was aokay, bur i wont argue with the rest

[@s.e.sportscards]

Actually.... Star Wars died at 1137 p.m. Eastern Standard Time December 17th 2017.... I was there. First showing to see Luke Skywalker throw a lightsaber over his shoulders believe it or not it actually was not dead until then yes it was dead but we could still enjoy the past now I don't even watch the old movies that I used to watch them once a month but that time and date is actually true. I did not make it up... absolutely feel free to use that information it is 100% facts that was the first showing I am on the extreme East Coast. It's easy to remember there's a whole lot of sevens

[@ryanharte5400]

This episode destroyed my family and sobriety.

[@frogmastiff8198]

the reason your questioning the set design is because you've lot interest in the story and your staring at the background

[@iggymcgeek730]

you're lost you're

[@HKLesterol]

I call it Mt. Uterus . The shape of the mountain, that dam /wall structure thing, and the the ridges on either side resemble a Uterus. Lesbian witches live atop Mt. Uterus

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

Frozen meets Kill Bill? Wouldn't that be revenge incest?

[@monkeyboy5515]

Wow, let’s use purple energy cuss that doesn’t represent evil in any way. Dark eldar & decepticons are two of my known factions that use purple and they are both evil factions. Know your Colors Disney

[@lt.axesci5644]

Animated stuff is good (except for Resistance) It's so much better than anything live-action Disney has done I'm not sure I've stomached watching any of the live-action shows to completion and I got through Resistance. 35yo btw, and I'd actually wish they'd do just animation at this point

[@Ancientreapers]

27:59 I care!!!!! I mean where else am I going to find such comedy gold. I haven't been laughing for this much for this long in a while.

[@WTF_BBQ]

Oh man, that thumbnail ........ Things escalated quickly.

[@damwaterthomas1980]

Looks like long sucker got a hold of the script and ripped it a new one.😅😅😅

[@JasonPruett]

i believe the part where the fire destroys the stone building cus its happened irl 911 first time a streel building fell from a fire ever and it happened 3 times in the same day. dont tell me the odds

[@PamelaPhillips-ed9sl]

Grumpy Grandpa here. This is the last of your worries. 😂😂😂👍 The real hell is just around the corner. 😂😂😂👍

[@BadBrucey]

It can't get worse can it? Unless the Jedi are the ones who actually killed all the wit.... oh jesus 🙄

[@weegee2260]

does asmongold live in your head rent free?

[@Knauchs]

Headland, doesn't haven an original thought, (George Lucas said as much about the industry, as it is right now) she's taken the idea of "witches" and "thread" from ancient Greek religion and mythology, the Moirai, often known in English as the Fates, were the personifications of destiny.

[@chuffinblunts]

Pull the thread! Are they talking about Tampons again? Women!

[@TheEvilLV]

What if it is the apothacary guy that is smily person. He is in all locations. He knows of the jedi and the mission Mae has aswell is strong enough to stop her from sneak attacking him. He knows where all jedi are. Since ofcourse a man would be the bad guy manipulating and gaslighting the women :p

[@michaljagielo7448]

What fans? Are there any left? I quit watching this disney bs after episode 8.

[@yahya_elistinsary]

yoy must be very brave. i tried to watch rogue one becuase it was "good" but when the mother said "may the force be with" that was gringe i stopped watch and never looked back.

[@michaljagielo7448]

@@yahya_elistinsary I played Rogue Squadron on Nintendo 64 when I was a kid, but never watched any rogue one bruv. All I needed was a trailer with a chick saying: "I rebel" to know it's going to be trash.

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

@@yahya_elistinsaryI fell asleep to Rogue One on Netflix

[@totomen666]

Wait, Yoda is male? always thought it Small Lesbian Green Witch of the West

[@colinjarmie8314]

What happened here Disney what happened where is Star wars it's underneath my pilot seat is it underneath my consoles on my sith federal Corvette is it in my ships airlock Guys can someone help me find Star wars Never mind currently Disney fucked it

[@theFirstDemonLilith]

u must love psn ^^

[@ndwknss]

Funny thing is, if everyone would stop talking about it all the time we'd forget about this trash and move on but since y'all just constantly make videos about every 5 minutes it continues to survive

[@kili1234567]

Acolyte was so boring, i stopped at ep 2

[@originalghoul3738]

Change everything except your underwear???

[@rodcurry6387]

I won't say abandon, I'll say never accepted!! This not Star Wars cannon!!!! This crap is 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🚮🚮🚮.. Yes it's garbaaaaaaaage, pure 🗑️ trash.....

[@bigsmallfall]

The Acolyte wasn't abandoned by fans. The fans were abandoned by Lucas Films.

[@dennis.k8499]

To be fair I get your point and agree with it to a certain point. George isn't getting any younger, I'm not sure about the actual number but he is kicking around a lot longer than me. At that age when someone puts a big bag of money on the table on something I worked with 30 years ago. Well I can understand that. So in smaller words, you're pissing on the wrong tree

[@georgedavidson957]

The audience won’t buy into the product … millions of fans. But it’s the audience that’s in the wrong. Shame the audience are the ones with the money.

[@RG-rj4sp]

Star Wars 5/25/77 to 10/30/12 RIP my friend. Thank you for being a jewel of my childhood. Who knew I would out live you. My condolences to the force.

[@tylerskiss]

I’ve not once watched the Acolyte. Nerdrotic’s video on the Acolyte I’ve seen over a dozen times now. If Disney was still a Capitalist company, they would probably be overwhelmed with staff self-deletions at this point, but instead, these people will all fail upwards

[@jawrzGMR]

The power of 1! The power of 2! The power of Mannnyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

[@DaNinja60]

I'm still laughing how the thumbnail seems to explain it without words. 😂

[@kenmck7802]

Don't know if you can call it "abandoned" when really, other than TWO people were really "on board".

[@IamIRONMAN---]

Someone tell Qui Gon, butter knives to the chest are more dangerous than a lightsaber punctures to the abdomen.

[@marcacurso7756]

The clothes don't look real because they have no wear and tear or creases/wrinkles. They all look fresh off the wardrobe hangers

[@Taios87entertainment]

I have one simple solution.... Treat all this bullshit that lesbian headlamp and Darthleen Kennedy dish out, as Non-canon. They treated Legends as non-canon so why can't we do the same to these idiot shows?

[@cobaltfog]

It's not nice to criticize the costumes, this was a shoestring project with only $22.5 million spread over the 8 episodes. Can't just buy a robe for less than a million.

[@Orion2269]

I believe the total was upwards of 180 million 💰

[@vladkarnaev9584]

i decided for myself that Star Wars are completely dead after watched 9 episode where we find out that Palpatine is alive and heroes attacked his spaceships with HORSES. They literally landed HORSES on top of the ships

[@ricardokojin7]

I stopped at the woke awakens

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

I gave up with TFA. I was concerned I might die if I watched any further movies called “Star Wars” from laughing at the fire

[@PungiFungi]

I stopped after Revenge of the Sith. When I saw TFA trailer I knew which direction the films were going in so I avoided watching any of them.

[@augustwest9727]

😂 I do Jazz hands at the power of many

[@hansdampf640]

i don´t care... my last attempt was Ashoka and i didn´t even made it trough the first episode.... i´m done with star wars,wouldn´t even pirate that crap...

[@JasonPruett]

If you want to destroy my sweater (Woah, woah, woah, woah) Hold this thread as I walk away (As I walk away) Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone

[@tk97898]

Starwars already has The Night Sisters from Dothomir. Who are these crazy women suppose to be? 😂

[@kenamaro3942]

I think I'll make spaghetti tomorrow night....

[@glitterkitty1979]

😂😂😂😂

[@commonwealthcommunitywatch6036]

rotten tomatoes trying to stop the bleeding, they are no longer posting reviews of 1/2 star, so really it should be closer to 10%

[@jayc3715]

I’ve now officially watched more of vids bashing the Acolyte than the Acolyte itself

[@8Aerondight8]

This is just really, really bad fanfiction on an overblown money laundering budget.

[@SandraOrtmann1976]

I watched episode 1 and 2. Refuse to watch any further. My sanity is worth a lot to me. At this point, I have given up Disney Star Wars and I make my own canon.

[@DaNinja60]

😂😂 The thumbnail explains the chant without saying a word. Now we know why the coven have their eyes closed while she is still talking. 😂😂

[@cobaltfog]

The stated goal was to "make white people cry". It's too late, people are more apathetic about Star Wars' destruction than upset, and full of pity for the horrible writing.

[@piotrmajewski5978]

Watching even this recap makes my eyes bleed.

[@devobronc]

The Fat Padewan's real name: Obi-ssse Juan Calories.

[@adamaccountname]

So shouldn't they change their shirts to "the thread is female"

[@jimmyclimer594]

13:30 is that yellow bamboo, the cult?

[@daviddiggens8841]

I can't wait until the acolyte the musical comes out with such hit numbers as "anasaya anasaya... Anasaya anasaya" and "I hate every Jedi I see, from jedi-a to Jedi-z, now you've finally made a lesbian out of me" Good times

[@rs129930]

that show is crap

[@kildrath]

Yup Ventress was so good...

[@KaosNova2]

Sometimes franchises just get old. It just happens.

[@DanielS2001]

I found a video called "After 'THE ACOLYTE' reviews, I am embarrassed to have worked on Star Wars" by Knee Payne. Apparently, he used to work with LucasArts Animation. And what he says in that video, The Acolyte wasn't even the bottom of the barrel for Star Wars' demise. He has even said, "Filoni isn't a final boss. Kennedy isn't a final boss." The future of Star Wars is bleak, to the point where we might as well have forget about it. Abandon hope all ye who enter here. ADDITIONAL EDIT: The video mentioned has been put on private.

[@gerwyn8340]

Darth Mauls personal Harim?

[@BadBrucey]

I don't know what you fuckers are talking about. It was *_AWESOME_* Everyone together... "The power of one🎵🎵The power of two 🎶🎶The power of many 🎵"

[@s.e.sportscards]

They are just....dead...haha..but...but....the power of manyyyyyy. I guess maybe not so much then...it happens That thing that was made up as far back as '72...you know the thing...the thing that the entire franchise was created around....yeah thats different now...it's a thread.... I hear ya space Karen....here is a needle...go conjure me up a shirt

[@lrcreamer]

I stopped watching this middle of ep 4.. not going to waste my time. DISNEY PLEASE SELL STAR WARS to someone is CARES and is willing to want a quality product

[@TCook-d3s]

Enjoyed watching your video. Thanks for posting.

[@kakalis2323]

I do actually feel like I'm watching Star Wars. Because this is how I watch it now. On KZbin, with commentators, on their channels. I refuse to give Disney my views anymore. A hate-view is still a view.

[@Ratva666]

Power of one, power of two, power of 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@glitterkitty1979]

I refuse to watch one episode. But I'm ok watching a KZbin review about another KZbin review on it 😂😂😂😂 I'm kinda liking the Inception on this

[@andrewhiggins43]

Subvert expectations. Start giving the 1978 Holiday Special positive 5* reviews, I bet that would really mess with their heads 😁

[@infini_ryu9461]

I didn't even like the OG Star Wars, I preferred the EU and KOTOR. Yes, I even liked the prequels more. lel

[@skipperry63]

I’m glad the Acolyte was shit because it made this video hilariously amazing! 😂😂😂

[@kennethellingsen5902]

Watched first two episodes and thought they were ok, cancelled subscription after episode 3, it was THAT bad!

[@marcacurso7756]

I haven't cared about Star Wars since Rian Johnson wiped his ass with "The Last Jedi." As far as Disney series go "The Madalorian" was watchable but the rest are insufferable trash.

[@s.e.sportscards]

So they put Hoover Dam on top of a mountain.. I see what's that works good job ladies... so these chicks are supposed to be biracial the twins there but where are the horns.. I really don't think they're grasping the concept of how that baby thing works

[@s.e.sportscards]

Why didn't they just get twins to play the kids I'm so confused those girls do not even look alike they might want to check the paternity on Baby Daddy for both of them.. I'm not trying to be mean but there's no way they might be half sisters. They might have came out of the same place but the planter of the flag was not identical

[@nickatnite85]

If you're an old Star Wars fan you'll hate it because it contradicts with the lore. But if you're a new fan who thinks Anakin blew up the death star you'll probably enjoy it.

[@themissingpeace7956]

I lost my interest in that franchise ever since the sequels came out.

[@Birs_84]

Obviusly, sets are made from styrofoam. Anybody could cut a hideout into this and it also explains why it can completely burn down 😂

[@josephvanwyk2088]

dude. you stop on every good bit and it flies over your head. Maybe dial down the Scottish and just take it all in first lol..

[@sparticusUK]

If you didn't make if for the fans or have the fans in mind when you made it, then who did you make it for and why, pray tell, are they not watching it either?

[@MrSharkJB23]

Everything after Lucas, is literally fan fiction.

[@chriscarrete5303]

Yeah, they are clearly trying redefine what the Force is and claim the idea as their own original idea. 😠😡😡

The only hope is if Disney either sells or replaces everybody at lucasarts

[@JinblazeOG]

The dude with the blonde hair that made the show needs to read and listen to the fans we didn’t ask for this man

[@eatatjoecs]

16:56 It's a window microwave!

[@jplabrecque6708]

Star was abandoned the FANS, not the other way around

[@neoware9030]

Star Woke: The Weinstein Acolyte

[@Jaro_Il_Magnifico]

Yeah guy, spreading hate isn't gonna stop it. Just ignore it

[@alundra009]

I reallu do see the thread they used while filming.

[@theFirstDemonLilith]

defile corpse O.O

[@finalchapter24k]

that thumbnail tho 🤣

[@hypnotoad9673]

Hadouken 🤣😂😁

[@zaxeq]

⚡⚡⚡

[@monkeyboy7126]

Star Wars the sack of shite

[@jeffsmith5436]

Awesome! I’m gonna borrow that one…Sackoshyte just rolls off the tongue so nicely

[@newhope33]

That's another Disney lore screw up, Light sabers where lethal get stabed by one it used to fry your insides.

[@preservinglight]

MATTY PLAYS JUST INTERVIEWS TODD HOWARD HOLY

[@kubbykush420]

He should have , I can't understand why people can't see he's corporate without the designation.

[@originalghoul3738]

Its buyable about the thread think about a primitives society using the force but to them its a thread to Jedi n Sith its alive interacting, so they can call it that and it can still be the force but to them that is what they think of it and they wield the force as a string but unfortunately they werent smart enough to come up with that because they want to hammer no the force is female??/

[@ModernWelfare_]

The thread is unforgivably bad, you can’t just make shit up out of thin air that was never mentioned in the lore and that changes the nature of the most important part of the lore and universe. It’s nonsensical. The thread is a jab at Star Wars fans NOTHING MORE.

[@AdrianFahrenheitTepes]

We’ll aim glad they didn’t go into Dathomir. Just saying. They wouldn’t get it right.

[@renstimpy5472]

Well that's not a fair assumption. My i.t guy is a girl and hes really good

[@Jibril_UwU]

I didn't think that after Rings of Power and The Witcher I would see a series that would be even more cringe. wellp I should have known we talked about Disney 😅