The Advance Auto Parts Car Battery

[@ngf400]

Chris has really gone full throttle with this bit.

[@allmightantdawgs]

Foxworth sprinkled in was amazing. Ice cream paint job. Le Batard lecturing security by the pool also amazing.

[@birthdaybatter815]

This show is the fuel I need to get through my day.

[@sylentknight]

got that right, I'm on cruise control at work for those 3 hours.

[@ShinobiAFC]

After the week/month of total depression, this absolutely hit the spot...I'm literally crying from laughing so much. The visual of a drink wielding Dan standing with a bouncing cartoon mascot battery in front of an outdoor bar, while scantily clad women are sitting at poolside in front of them, all on the set of First Take, might be the single best visual that ESPN has ever produced. If I ever buy a car, best believe I'm buying an Advance Auto Parts® battery for it. It's just a shame that Chris Cote missed out on the fun...thinking of you, dawg.

[@thaIllYankee]

Instant 2020 Suey Award Winner: If it doesn't fit in a category, make up one!!! Dan "Do you know who I am?" LeBatard arguing to keep a battery costume that looks like a Black Gumby in the background of First Take = Legendary AND Priceless 👌🏽👍🏽

[@curly7452]

Man Chris exhausted a lot of jokes.

[@michaellee8816]

I hope they never pump the brakes on this segment

[@easygoing2479]

Yeah... they showed those girls at the pool and my crankshaft was spinning around and around, around and around

[@michaellee8816]

@@easygoing2479 When that executive was arguing with him I thought he was gonna blow a gasket

[@WhipmastaFlex]

This is my favorite Super Bowl week they've ever done. Masvidal's reaction to seeing the car battery had my crying.

[@namesarehardlol]

Thank you for capturing this for posterity. I thought it was a fever dream

[@SNESdrunk]

"Kickin tires and lightin fires!" "Uh... yeah... I don't know..."

[@CRyzeNFall888]

The jazz hands are killing me 😂

[@Recovery305]

This guy really revved up the show with his under the hood analysis.

[@ChrisPiaskowski]

Best newest edition to the show ever I'd say of all time.

[@bos6268]

Fast Chris so underrated

[@wall8080]

“It’s a talking battery” For some reason Jorge saying this made me lol so hard

[@Daily2709]

I lost it at Masvidal's reaction

[@shindean]

Jorge sounded like a stoner coming to terms with what he thinks he's seeing😆

[@walterdudedonny]

Wow, I have never talked with a battery before! Lol

[@RD1R]

"in revved up...like a car with an Advanced Auto parts battery in it" 😂

[@djthechamp]

Who gon be riding in that 64?!? 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nnais3]

I lost my shit when I heard that live 🤣

[@timbox55]

You ghost ride that thang?

[@drewmeeks5376]

Shhhhhhherbet? On the coat, candy red/peanut butta on the inturrrrrrrr

[@namesarehardlol]

Who gon be ridin on candy painted slab 🤑 2:08

[@bretthoulihan8028]

Thank you life for bringing me this show

[@collinhaahr1761]

WHO GON BE RIDIN IN THAT SIX FO

[@jmastapq]

🤣🤣

[@greyez7]

The swaying and jazz hands were always freakin hilarious

[@45asunder1]

This bit went into overdrive!

[@homersimpsonucf]

I now remember life in two ways: BB and AB Before Battery and After Battery.

[@EddieKaang]

This has been the best part of the show all week

[@Crunkowski]

Man, that first take segment really took a turn

[@jarimy1237]

“Who it is D, who it gone be?” Hahahahahahahsjsjsjsjdjshhahshdhdhshahshahahhshshahahah

[@cornhuskerfever]

This talking battery all week has revved me up! It made me feel like a freshly changed cabin air filter

[@premo2k781]

This was so hilarious to see on video

[@clocksheep1301]

Holy bleep if anyone ever accuses Chris of benefitting from nepotism again I’d present to you the 3-day replay of Advanced Oafoparts

[@SuperBlah3456]

Where was Chris??

[@walterdudedonny]

"I'm Chris Cote, ESPN"

[@Jaimo203]

At first wasn't feeling Chris but quickly grew on me. Then I meet/seen his pops and was like, it all makes sense 😄

[@tctheturtle5181]

Justice for Chris cote

[@TopicalUsername]

When Dan asked how he felt on a scale of 1-10, I was really hoping Chris would say he was somewhere between a 10 and 2

[@billyoung1585]

6:20 Mike “Dan’s in a happy place” right as a security guard walks up

[@andrewball1769]

I'm The Battery. ESPN

[@DeathByRoaches]

That security guard is a Show Killer!!!

[@easygoing2479]

I'm glad this is posted... while listening today my imagination was running on fumes

[@lucasmcelroy2850]

“It was more street than I expected it to be” 😂

[@mistagrill]

Vroooom vrooom vrooomm!!

[@ngf400]

My level of nervousness would've gone from 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.

[@melvins1]

"Liked" before viewing. No way i regret this like.

[@KirkKiyosadaTome]

They recanted this story on the show this morning and I had to rewatch this excellent montage. Thanks so much for putting this together!

[@valencia2488]

2:07 LMAO WHAT!?!?

[@nnais3]

Sherbert on the coat... candy red.... peanut butta on tha interrrrrr 😂😂😂😂

[@Vinnytalarico]

This is why Dan has the absolute best show ever. Lmfao

[@ccharron88]

Need a bit once a week with the battery!!!!! Love it !!!!!! Make this happen!

[@payday85]

This has been gold all week

[@longlivepimpc3471]

Candy painted Slab. Didnt realize the battery was from H town. Nice

[@nnais3]

Peanut butta in the interrrrrrrr 😂

[@RavishingRob]

Such a great idea of all involved to do this. Only thing that could have made it better was the car battery actually being on radio row.

[@MrBlitzed111]

The beginning of the end! Love this bleep!!

[@bcrone821]

Only 37 seconds in, and I spit out my coffee while laughing. Miami native living in SW Ohio. Any other listeners around me?

[@christopherpatronejr.8243]

bcrone821 southwest Ohio?

[@prab3636]

Christopher Patrone Jr. Cincinnati prolly

[@Nepal1215]

I wish there was a love button!!

[@marioskbar]

When everybody is firing on all cylinders like this, Dan can just kick back and put the show on cruise control.

[@jenmc14gaming59]

If anyone asks me why I love this show, I'm just going to send this video with no further explanation.

[@chubbs2067]

Dan. First Take producer. Collision course. And if you need help with your car after a collision, visit Advance Auto Parts.

[@kyleteeter1807]

They gotta bring this back lol

[@walterdudedonny]

That battery is the best athlete on the show!

[@shindean]

"Does the Advance Auto Parts Battery look like Adam Gase in happier times?"

[@jaredhochstetler9749]

Keep the battery!

[@evancoopersmith]

3:10 mark gets me every time

[@Burnie66]

Brilliant!!!

[@arkyandy9612]

BEST HOUR EVER!

[@jyrodwilliams1267]

I HAVE A CHARGE!!!!

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

He was such an MVP in that costume

[@michaellee8816]

Chris didn't ask for any of this.......

[@EclecticBuddha]

You should dispose of that car battery safely and legally in the ocean. It's thrilling and it provides valuable electricity to sea life.

[@hrs1414]

Peanut butter on the interrurr

[@ernestholloway2267]

Let snort this all up

[@travis9791]

I bet that's why ESPN fired Chris. So funny!

[@bov8369]

Can we please send the battery to marlins opening day and try and get as close to Jeter as possible

[@walterdudedonny]

Great idea! Your mind is hitting on all cylinders!

[@JMDeAses]

God I love this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully we’ll get to have Super Bowl week this season.

[@allmightantdawgs]

Dominique @ 2:07

[@jirule1]

Best character ever!

[@extremesowhat]

Dan should have been fined at 0:12

[@jeffe_77]

8:47 If Dan only knew what was going to happen to Chris years later.😂

[@Manosdelumbre55]

Who knew you were watching the end of an era with this one…

[@johnnygonzalez6703]

Fast and Furious jokes come fast Friday

[@erickyoung8453]

the cotes are the funniest people alive

[@arkyandy9612]

So great

[@bartparker8410]

Miss this bit

[@samuelceron5168]

I wonder what the car battery thinks about the James Corden Carpool Karaoke news. It definitely Escaladed quickly.

[@johnpaulroman3498]

How much Hemi does it have???

[@62scotty1]

I miss Fast Chris. What happened to him?

[@christopherpatronejr.8243]

Scotty Scott haha took me a second..... funny :)

[@LuongoTHEmachine]

What's the battery with you?

[@nailsi-am5324]

Didn't Dan say he was gonna destroy the costume on air? I kind of love it to much but it may be fun if Dan gets inventive with his anger.

[@BAYBears85]

”Do you know who I am!”- Roy viva la shipping container!

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

Jorge Masvidal 🤣

[@hawkeyemp17]

I'm really going to miss Chris.

[@youngkey252]

And then Chris Cote got fired and the rest is history

[@BAYBears85]

Get off Dan’s Beach!!!

[@that1kidjr]

Damn, dianna russini

[@Need1738]

Miles teller doesn’t get the show