The Advance Auto Parts Car Battery

Dan LeBatard Show - A COMPILATION! The guys bring on a car battery, with the support of show sponsor Advance Auto Parts. The car battery seems to use a lot of car-related puns. By the way, has anyone seen Chris Cote?

[@ngf400]

Chris has really gone full throttle with this bit.

[@allmightantdawgs]

Foxworth sprinkled in was amazing. Ice cream paint job. Le Batard lecturing security by the pool also amazing.

[@birthdaybatter815]

This show is the fuel I need to get through my day.

[@sylentknight]

got that right, I'm on cruise control at work for those 3 hours.

[@michaellee8816]

I hope they never pump the brakes on this segment

[@easygoing2479]

Yeah... they showed those girls at the pool and my crankshaft was spinning around and around, around and around

[@michaellee8816]

@@easygoing2479 When that executive was arguing with him I thought he was gonna blow a gasket

[@andreferguson2564]

After the week/month of total depression, this absolutely hit the spot...I'm literally crying from laughing so much. The visual of a drink wielding Dan standing with a bouncing cartoon mascot battery in front of an outdoor bar, while scantily clad women are sitting at poolside in front of them, all on the set of First Take, might be the single best visual that ESPN has ever produced. If I ever buy a car, best believe I'm buying an Advance Auto Parts® battery for it. It's just a shame that Chris Cote missed out on the fun...thinking of you, dawg.

[@thaIllYankee]

Instant 2020 Suey Award Winner: If it doesn't fit in a category, make up one!!! Dan "Do you know who I am?" LeBatard arguing to keep a battery costume that looks like a Black Gumby in the background of First Take = Legendary AND Priceless 👌🏽👍🏽

[@curly7452]

Man Chris exhausted a lot of jokes.

[@Daily2709]

I lost it at Masvidal's reaction

[@shindean]

Jorge sounded like a stoner coming to terms with what he thinks he's seeing😆

[@walterdudedonny]

Wow, I have never talked with a battery before! Lol

[@RD1R]

"in revved up...like a car with an Advanced Auto parts battery in it" 😂

[@SNESdrunk]

"Kickin tires and lightin fires!" "Uh... yeah... I don't know..."

[@Recovery305]

This guy really revved up the show with his under the hood analysis.

[@djthechamp]

Who gon be riding in that 64?!? 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nnais3]

I lost my shit when I heard that live 🤣

[@timbox55]

You ghost ride that thang?

[@drewmeeks5376]

Shhhhhhherbet? On the coat, candy red/peanut butta on the inturrrrrrrr

[@namesarehardlol]

Who gon be ridin on candy painted slab 🤑 2:08

[@WhipmastaFlex]

This is my favorite Super Bowl week they've ever done. Masvidal's reaction to seeing the car battery had my crying.

[@bos6268]

Fast Chris so underrated

[@CRyzeNFall888]

The jazz hands are killing me 😂

[@collinhaahr1761]

WHO GON BE RIDIN IN THAT SIX FO

[@jmastapq]

🤣🤣

[@ChrisPiaskowski]

Best newest edition to the show ever I'd say of all time.

[@wall8080]

“It’s a talking battery” For some reason Jorge saying this made me lol so hard

[@bretthoulihan8028]

Thank you life for bringing me this show

[@MrMatchAZip]

Man, that first take segment really took a turn

[@namesarehardlol]

Thank you for capturing this for posterity. I thought it was a fever dream

[@homersimpsonucf]

I now remember life in two ways: BB and AB Before Battery and After Battery.

[@clocksheep1301]

Holy bleep if anyone ever accuses Chris of benefitting from nepotism again I’d present to you the 3-day replay of Advanced Oafoparts

[@SuperBlah3456]

Where was Chris??

[@walterdudedonny]

"I'm Chris Cote, ESPN"

[@Jaimo203]

At first wasn't feeling Chris but quickly grew on me. Then I meet/seen his pops and was like, it all makes sense 😄

[@45asunder1]

This bit went into overdrive!

[@TopicalUsername]

When Dan asked how he felt on a scale of 1-10, I was really hoping Chris would say he was somewhere between a 10 and 2

[@greyez7]

The swaying and jazz hands were always freakin hilarious

[@tctheturtle5181]

Justice for Chris cote

[@longlivepimpc3471]

Candy painted Slab. Didnt realize the battery was from H town. Nice

[@nnais3]

Peanut butta in the interrrrrrrr 😂

[@connorsaunders9924]

This has been the best part of the show all week

[@ngf400]

My level of nervousness would've gone from 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.

[@andrewball1769]

I'm The Battery. ESPN

[@jenmc14gaming59]

If anyone asks me why I love this show, I'm just going to send this video with no further explanation.

[@chubbs2067]

Dan. First Take producer. Collision course. And if you need help with your car after a collision, visit Advance Auto Parts.

[@cornhuskerfever]

This talking battery all week has revved me up! It made me feel like a freshly changed cabin air filter

[@travis9791]

I bet that's why ESPN fired Chris. So funny!

[@hrs1414]

Peanut butter on the interrurr

[@DeathByRoaches]

That security guard is a Show Killer!!!

[@kyleteeter1807]

They gotta bring this back lol

[@Vinnytalarico]

This is why Dan has the absolute best show ever. Lmfao

[@premo2k781]

This was so hilarious to see on video

[@shindean]

"Does the Advance Auto Parts Battery look like Adam Gase in happier times?"

[@lucasmcelroy2850]

“It was more street than I expected it to be” 😂

[@RavishingRob]

Such a great idea of all involved to do this. Only thing that could have made it better was the car battery actually being on radio row.

[@billyoung1585]

6:20 Mike “Dan’s in a happy place” right as a security guard walks up

[@jyrodwilliams1267]

I HAVE A CHARGE!!!!

[@melvins1]

"Liked" before viewing. No way i regret this like.

[@Nepal1215]

I wish there was a love button!!

[@payday85]

This has been gold all week

[@michaellee8816]

Chris didn't ask for any of this.......

[@easygoing2479]

I'm glad this is posted... while listening today my imagination was running on fumes

[@valencia2488]

2:07 LMAO WHAT!?!?

[@nnais3]

Sherbert on the coat... candy red.... peanut butta on tha interrrrrr 😂😂😂😂

[@bov8369]

Can we please send the battery to marlins opening day and try and get as close to Jeter as possible

[@walterdudedonny]

Great idea! Your mind is hitting on all cylinders!

[@EclecticBuddha]

You should dispose of that car battery safely and legally in the ocean. It's thrilling and it provides valuable electricity to sea life.

[@bartparker8410]

Miss this bit

[@KirkKiyosadaTome]

They recanted this story on the show this morning and I had to rewatch this excellent montage. Thanks so much for putting this together!

[@allmightantdawgs]

Dominique @ 2:07

[@MrBlitzed111]

The beginning of the end! Love this bleep!!

[@erickyoung8453]

the cotes are the funniest people alive

[@marioskbar]

When everybody is firing on all cylinders like this, Dan can just kick back and put the show on cruise control.

[@mistagrill]

Vroooom vrooom vrooomm!!

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

He was such an MVP in that costume

[@jeffe_77]

8:47 If Dan only knew what was going to happen to Chris years later.😂

[@jarimy1237]

“Who it is D, who it gone be?” Hahahahahahahsjsjsjsjdjshhahshdhdhshahshahahhshshahahah

[@extremesowhat]

Dan should have been fined at 0:12

[@walterdudedonny]

That battery is the best athlete on the show!

[@jaredhochstetler9749]

Keep the battery!

[@ernestholloway2267]

Let snort this all up

[@Burnie66]

Brilliant!!!

[@ccharron88]

Need a bit once a week with the battery!!!!! Love it !!!!!! Make this happen!

[@evancoopersmith]

3:10 mark gets me every time

[@johnnygonzalez6703]

Fast and Furious jokes come fast Friday

[@arkyandy9612]

BEST HOUR EVER!

[@samuelceron5168]

I wonder what the car battery thinks about the James Corden Carpool Karaoke news. It definitely Escaladed quickly.

[@that1kidjr]

Damn, dianna russini

[@johnpaulroman3498]

How much Hemi does it have???

[@arkyandy9612]

So great

[@jirule1]

Best character ever!

[@hawkeyemp17]

I'm really going to miss Chris.

[@JMDeAses]

God I love this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully we’ll get to have Super Bowl week this season.

[@bcrone821]

Only 37 seconds in, and I spit out my coffee while laughing. Miami native living in SW Ohio. Any other listeners around me?

[@christopherpatronejr.8243]

bcrone821 southwest Ohio?

[@prab3636]

Christopher Patrone Jr. Cincinnati prolly

[@nailsi-am5324]

Didn't Dan say he was gonna destroy the costume on air? I kind of love it to much but it may be fun if Dan gets inventive with his anger.

[@youngkey252]

And then Chris Cote got fired and the rest is history

[@LuongoTHEmachine]

What's the battery with you?

[@BAYBears85]

”Do you know who I am!”- Roy viva la shipping container!

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

Jorge Masvidal 🤣

[@62scotty1]

I miss Fast Chris. What happened to him?

[@christopherpatronejr.8243]

Scotty Scott haha took me a second..... funny :)

[@Need1738]

Miles teller doesn’t get the show

[@BAYBears85]

Get off Dan’s Beach!!!