The AFK Ishtar Incident

[@taehyunlee4584]

That donation at the end... savage

[@zumochi9144]

That killed me omg

[@sly2218]

Walking away and missing a donation... $150. Failing to kill AFK Ishtar.... PRICELESS :)

[@Raum89]

"sry was afk" The new line to drop when u kill the Bee ;)

[@BjornBee]

xD

[@shoddyaerodrome7586]

Bless you for having the balls to post this Bjorn!

[@BjornBee]

:)

[@TheGamingProjectUnit]

alright which one of you did not believe enough!

[@leonardogaskin5438]

OMFG Bjorn... I almost Peed watching this, specially the end "SORRY I WAS AFK" LMAO!

[@BjornBee]

I know lol, it killed me x)

[@Mic_Glow]

Someday I wish to be as good in pvp as the Ishtar pilot

[@gaterzoom]

This is the funniest Eve related thing I've ever seen

[@CaliTheRaven]

Holy shit that donation at the end made me stop breathing altogether I'm still laughing about it too

[@r2vape]

Bjorn, i cannot stop laughing at the end mate, this was hilarious. words cannot describe the comedy right now.

[@BjornBee]

I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

[@slimysi99]

I feel your pain, Bjorn! I once probed down a combat logged Oneiros with my Rapier. He logged back in while I was chipping away his armour buffer- and he scrammed and killed me with drones. :(

[@BjornBee]

lol rip x)

[@LeighGionaire]

Respect for posting an epic fail - I occasionally have fail days like this too when playing Eve.

[@BjornBee]

Gotta be able to laugh at yourself :)

[@Alkezo1]

This, here, is the hallmark of PvP.

[@jamesoneill9831]

Never forget this Bjorn, never!

[@glassarmshattering]

Hey Bjorn! This was really good. The feeling of landing right next to him at the first MJD attempt must have felt awesome and was worth everything. The whole act was like watching somebody trying to open a tin can with a tooth pick. But its so intense cause you almost got it done! More of this man. Love your vids! :P

[@BjornBee]

Glad you enjoyed it :D I like the metaphor you used to describe this scenario, because you're right, this definitely wasn't the right tool for the job xD This particular fit is actually really fun in Lowsec where you can just dock up and rep up after every engagement.

[@isosnitsky]

i imagine "No time for caution" from interstellar playing when bjorn tries to warp onto ishtar guy

[@DeepfryX]

This is still my favorite Eve video of all time :D

[@BjornBee]

And I'll never live it down :D

[@dalastspartan283]

good times ! is this how to Ishtar afk pvp ?

[@demigod8522]

That donation was percetly timed at the end...

[@howard494]

as a hauler, i smiled so big to this.

[@CainSeldon]

I just found this clip Bjorn, and honest to god probably the greatest shit i have seen in a while. Thank you.

[@OriginalThisAndThat]

I wonder if the ishtar pilot saw this video...

[@User9r682]

Best part is you knew what was going to happen but went in anyway :p

[@YunocTV]

You just made my day XD

[@alejolopezjr7698]

you can always change ur keep at distance to 80km and when he swings into u just MJD into him

[@WoolyWhiteRhinoTV]

trying to kill that Ishtar was like playing chess against master PC AI.

[@foxhound9545]

still as funny today as it was on stream , thanks for the content nerd !

[@whitewolf1477]

iv shared this as a meme

[@BjornBee]

Thanks :D

[@cptbfrank]

Absolutely glorious. I need to find out how to join your roams. I dont play much anymore, but your shit is too funny. You make the game fun again.

[@BjornBee]

We do public fleets from Jita/Amarr, most days at 18:00 Eve time. You can join my in-game channel for more info: The Beehive

[@nz1018]

what time does he say sorry afk i cbf watching it all

[@XyrianHD]

I watched this video about 10 times by now and god damn its funny every single time.

[@BjornBee]

xD This vid again.. Every now and then someone posts a comment on here and I'm reminded of this GODDAMN AFK ISHTAR xD Glad you enjoy it :D I don't regret uploading it. I actually enjoy looking back on these kind of moments and just facepalm whilst telling myself "Bjorn you scrub.."

[@XyrianHD]

Ah everyone had such moments maybe not to such a degree but nontheless. I warped my tengu straight into a friendly neutbomb not even a week ago and died about 20 sec later due to it.

[@swordwisper]

Ah, I remember one time our FC "slightly" mistaked system names and sent scout in one system and fleet jumped to other. That 30 seconds in jump cloak when we have seen what waited us behind the gate were almost same in intensity as this ishtar incident. I know how it feels :)

[@KCzz15]

"There was an attempt"

[@Pippan]

KZbin recommendations on point.

[@BjornBee]

lol

[@fatherrussell5303]

Anybody ever left click dragged to screen rotate on Bjorn's videos accidentally thinking you're in game?

[@lordfenrir1394]

"This is REALLY EVE 2.0" This need to be in the EVE stories clips in the next Tournament man! LOLOLOL

[@henterpriser5779]

Bjorn such a great times 🤣

[@xConundrumx]

Ah yes ... this is going to be good ...

[@noliverk]

This was amazing.

[@Oryngton]

You are so done with this, Bjorn, haha

[@FlashthyberLP]

6 years ago .. MonkaS

[@TheYuehan]

See kids, and that's why Ishtars is better then Carrier!

[@_DUx]

Made my day! I died from laughing 😂

[@mlits]

I can't stop laughing, 1st coffee with this vid to start my day, holy shit I'm crying :D Thanks !

[@jogyrt1858]

Why haven't I seen this before!? FML

[@bikeguy3034]

OMFG.....sheesh the Ishtar should have at least locked you up...pissed himself when he saw you in structure and finished you off....slowly....with 1 drone....a hobgoblin.

[@gfox9295]

He did lock him up... before he warped off (you can see the yellowbox on the overview).

[@MrDaishee]

Respect for Ziggy

[@PorucznikBorewicz]

Outplayed.

[@ottowalter3825]

you hiding bjorn? its unavailable now, o well saw it live :P

[@Sgt_Hest]

This was the funniest shit ever, that you have done 😅

[@electricsoldier3401]

i LOL'd so hard thanks for that i needed it

[@hamsamich9]

This video made my day lol

[@suprqt]

Holy shit what is this game? Just randomly saw this video in my recommended section and thought the game looked awesome. EDIT: It's EVE.

[@BjornBee]

Yeah, it's Eve Online! It's got a free to play part to it now, called Alpha Clones. I often take brand new players out on big fleets and we get into all sorts of fights. You're more than welcome to join us if you decide to give Eve a shot :) There's really no game like it out there.

[@Heinsfisch]

Bjorn, you'r my god hahaha

[@BjornBee]

:P Glad you enjoyed it.

[@bonescripter]

did you swallow kryptonite

[@tylereveland7022]

WOW.... Bjorn.... Wow

[@AcidForFree2]

Best youtube video ever!! Bjorn for the win!! :)

[@timur_podbor]

FML applause

[@fluffy341]

why would that guy be afk? are his drones just killing alll of the rats cus they have an agressive mode? im bad at eve

[@DeepfryX]

Beautiful. My new favourite Eve video of all time. Forget Rooks and Kings, this was just hilarious :D

[@EMSrob78]

LMFAO WTB Microwarp Drive lol

[@chrislatham6740]

rapid heavies next time maybe?

[@BjornBee]

Chris Latham That and maybe a prop mod x)

[@Spasmomen]

Easily your best video! I learned a lot btw, with those pings.

[@GenFalcon]

Because mathematician

[@TheBcm27]

As a fellow Bjorn, I feel the shame.

[@BjornBee]

Yeah, I let all the Bjorn's down with this one x)

[@viodfirion]

Just sitting here laughing my butt off.

[@Gugukax]

Mobile depot and and prop in cargo next time.

[@kevinswanson4361]

i love your videos and you got balls of steel to put that on you tube

[@BjornBee]

Yeah, you have to be able to laugh at yourself :D Glad you enjoy the content :)

[@kevinswanson4361]

hoping to catch your next fleet in game :-)

[@ClaretCarcinogen]

why you got them torpedo beats? just bad.

[@tomorrow3582]

Wtf was this fit even supposed to be? No tank, no prop mod, 18km range? FC wat do?

[@Ancient1981]

Deleted it?

[@BjornBee]

What, no? Maybe the background music is blocked in your country. Here's a twitch link to it: www.twitch.tv/videos/135902889

[@Ancient1981]

Thx, seems, vid doesnt work in ipad youtube mode, but works fine in standard.

[@vitaliyp1988]

wow just wow

[@guigolum]

laughed my ass off…

[@tharealBDOGG]

that was fuking beyond bud and i bet that $150 came from ziggy lol

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

this is too funny!

[@lettexa]

AFK PvP Ishtar wins :D

[@tylereveland7022]

Just watched this, life is now complete... you scrub

[@BjornBee]

:P

[@Coreterra]

my god

[@nationalnightlynews8553]

this is eve

[@jimr4247]

hello youtube algorism

[@BjornBee]

F

[@aleverettes2789]

New meta confirmed LOL AFK pvp

[@terranu1]

I bet the donation came from a RMT'er.

[@leshreddur]

seriously laughed until my sides hurt lol. next time lead your target, he's orbiting lol. Or yes, dual prop or bring a mwd, oops them rats hurts

[@BjornBee]

x)

[@Sir_Loin_Of_Beef]

So much fail in so little time...

[@adriannereyes8270]

Wasp Is luuuuuuuuuuul. Also Bjorn. Come visit me in Horde's ratting pocket. I'll be afk in my Ishtar too for you to gank me ;)

[@Nikit0sx]

Hey Bjorn! use mobile depot and MWD next time scrub! also you can use armor and hull rep in cargo

[@Jento]

LMFAO

[@TheBullant84]

lol droped 9sec ago :)

[@GlenSwan]

This is why I quit EVE. :D

[@yannisozastate9641]

wtf

[@skinlijad]

ahhahahaha

[@samuelmolinasaltorman_dev8001]

hahaha nicee

[@Dakarn]

Bjorn.... Why U so bad? LOL You're like... on my level now. :/

[@BjornBee]

hahaha, some days man.. some days x)

[@wusher1986]

ROFL

[@BloodRuin]

Its almost like no one is figuring out that prop mods are useful and buffer fits are unsustainable......wierd

[@AIIerion]

FIRST!

[@jamesnail7183]

lmfao