The American Society of Magical N'augurs

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[@tylercoon1791]

Fun fact: This was originally a Final Fantasy movie, however, the writer misunderstood what they meant by ‘black mage’

[@assnasty4043]

🥁

[@mungdaal9643]

Fighter is probably one of the few people who saw this movie in theaters.

[@HoldinContempt]

Please dont associate Vivi, the most beloved character from my childhood, with a bunch of dirty 🪑🐒

[@elathiaskade7311]

A fantasy party of just 4 hard-hitting wizards would actually be dope. Screw party balance, everyone cast fireball!

[@tylercoon1791]

@@HoldinContempt based FFIX enjoyer

[@Joeyfield0]

>title has magic >looks inside >almost no magic

[@terrarune]

Needed some black girl magic

[@Hank..]

That means it was a clever subversion of expectations please clap

[@silverhawkroman]

its like a hentai doujin, the cover pulls you in with the power of a thousand suns, when you open it.. meh

[@TheSutanian]

Words are magic you neurological subhuman! We call it “casting spells” for a reason.

[@Trentofredwall]

How is this movie going to help us sell magic? ...Magic?

[@patrickholt8782]

“Black people can use magic” “Let’s not use it to make us safe”

[@theALTF4]

yeah... wakandas didnt use their magic to defeat slavery... neither the ink men. while japan and india make magic fantasies about whatever they feel like... blacks just looove to live perpetually miserable, don't you think?

[@SammEater]

Reminds me of that bad Superman comic where his superson is protesting climate change. Both of them have superpowers to change the wheater. They could both go to the North Pole, sneeze there and recover all that melted ice. But the writer is so neckdeep into teaching his audience a lesson he kinda forgot that the DC Universe is not our world.

[@aaronlandry3934]

Sounds very bIak

[@RevanR]

The Tamriel Society of Magickal N'wah

[@noway6633]

Should be the "The Morrowind Society of Magickal N'wahs" but I like the energy

[@diegokaqui60]

JAJAJAJJAJAJA

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

"We Making It Out of Vvardenfell With This One!"

[@TurboDonk]

"Sorry, Outlander. Back of the silt strider."

[@НиколайЛамберт]

So Wizard Guild?

[@imthelizardking]

We children of Yakub will not stand for this slander

[@thefranken-thing]

Yeah! I was grafted into existence to be inherently evil, not to be insulted!

[@Cole205]

Have you seen the graphic novel for Yakub? It's kino

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

They gonna make me get the pointy sticks.

[@Darkfreed0m]

Das riiiiiiiiite!!!!!

[@The_child-catcher]

Yakub made us to be the best, it's not our fault.

[@looinrims]

I want the sequel: “The Korean Society of Rooftop Riflemen”

[@robwoodring9437]

Oh yeah. I'd watch a documentary on those Chads

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"I CAST BULLET!"

[@Aechelian]

​@@Flesh_WizardPeople think they can outsmart me. Maybe. Maybe. But I've never met anyone who can outsmart bullet.

[@rockandnol3233]

That sounds unironically better.

[@VoiceActingReels]

They didn’t shoot at just black thieves. It was anybody causing harm to minor shops in Los Angeles. The race didn’t matter. They were just there to defend small shops from being robbed. It was never a race thing.

[@mariokarter13]

When you have 3/5ths of an idea for a movie.

[@Liquid_Mike]

we are so back

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

They lost over 50% of the budget while only making 13% of the movie...

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

@@DonVigaDeFierro Most film budgets spend 50% on advertising, and I'd be shocked if they even make 13% back.

[@scootza1]

Personally i didnt find any of the popcorn my theater was selling during its showing to be seasoned enough

[@V0NRH1NE]

​@@Liquid_Mikewe are indeed, so back

[@sheepherder911]

"Robert please don't make me do it, don't make me say it. It won't be kino."

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

"It'll be painless, I promise..."

[@fieryonion6343]

Robert would be chill with you saying it

[@sheepherder911]

@fieryonion6343 what about the group of Roberts behind me in line for Malt Liquor refills? 🥺

[@Icetea-2000]

Robert would understand.

[@ShredderPeek]

Robert, please don't make me say it, I'll take the crab legs this time I swear.

[@kingofthegrill]

"George, use your magic to defeat Officer Chauvin! ...no George, no, that's the Overdose spell!"

[@KaeYoss]

Can't use magic if you can't articulate the verbal component

[@Absolute_Goblin]

Black magic!

[@Mister_Clean]

Accio fentanyl!

[@asdasdasd920]

S tier comment

[@WhoIsJohnCleland]

CHAUVIN USED KNEE-NECK IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE

[@masterofrockets]

My favorite part when he said “it’s fatherless behavior time”

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

"it's time for 13% of the homies to do 60% of the shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

[@thebatman4279]

I liked it when the American knee.grow said to the shop assistant "wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make these Nike Airs... disappear" and then he ran out of the store with 5 pairs of them. Truly a magical moment.

[@misohoney1660]

And then he fatherless behaviored all over the place

[@stephenthomas1492]

Young scholar action. Astronauts assemble!

[@mkultra2456]

@@Hypnotically_Caucasian MAH NIGGAS! OUR LIVES MATTER!

[@sen6516]

White mom, and missing black dad, at least there's one thing that's rooted in actuality

[@SnibsnBibs]

Talk about a failed educational system, by the way. How the hell does the school of hard knocks keep failing to teach these white bitches? "Ok ladies, here's a really clear and obvious life lesson you'd have to be functionally r*tarded to not learn from after having experienced it for yourself. **CHOCO EXPLOSION** Ok, now that that's over, what are you going to do with your life?" White Women: "... OK THIS ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT I SWE--"

[@lucascoval828]

"Screw you Grandpa, you bigot! I'm going out with Jamal!"

[@mkultra2456]

That is so sad. One of my neighbours was that. 17 year old white chick, hill billy, has a baby with some black gangsta wannabe who does crack. I met her parents one time, her dad was just like **SMH**

[@goveberbuyit1221]

@@mkultra2456once you go black, no other race wants you back

[@josedorsaith5261]

Sure about her being White?

[@pucktoad]

Not that this movie deserves any actual critique... But the concept of this movie being about how everyone is secretly being nice out of fear is an insane amount of projection from this guy.

[@fdub301]

It’s called code switching

[@killgoretrout877]

lol if they acted like this no one would have a problem with them, you aren't as "nice" or "polite" as you think you are . the fact basic civility, manners , and speaking coherent sentences is you putting on an act to "act more white" says more about you than us @@fdub301

[@j.2512]

according to murder statistics the biggest danger to black people is other black people , by an overwhelming amount

[@casbyness]

It's a self report. Eyes on the director, stat!

[@irregulargamer1352]

​@@fdub301ah I do something similar. Im way more racist when talking to certain people.

[@keystrix3704]

I'm still waiting for the equally terrible sequel _The Southern Society of Grand Wizards._

[@HonkHonkler]

My god, I bet they didn't even have the balls in the film to make a joke like that lol. That's PERFECT, but nope. Just more woke trash with safe edge comedy with no real bite.

[@SammEater]

'Now THAT is comedy!"

[@darkdawnbringer]

Now there's a wizarding school i could get behind...

[@lucascoval828]

A vigilante group originally formed due to some astronaut-scholars r-wording some pale gals.

[@alexdiaz3311]

Equally terrible is a stretch, we actually laughed at this title.

[@lancejburns]

"The diverse movie... with the magical people in it." "That doesn't narrow it down, sir." Comedy gold

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

Be me Go see The diverse movie with magical people in it... *THERE IS NO HOPE. THERE. IS. ONLY. WAR!*

[@silverhawkroman]

the director shortening it to The American Society demonstrates how ridiculous this whole spiel is... just call it da magic nibbas movie FFS

[@thenegromancer4695]

Considering 2024 that is a vague description fr💀

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@thenegromancer4695 “the diverse movie” is EVERY movie made past 1995

[@RockSmithStudio]

"Am I allowed to say the full title of the movie?" "No" "Well, I'm going to anyway, you fucking half-blood" You almost made me choke on my lunch 🤣

[@satch5471]

I immediately subbed when i heard that. Fking nailed it

[@meatpuppet5036]

The other half being present in his nose being a certain shape. There's a reason he has his early life info hidden. Turns out his two halves dont get on.

[@wrongthinker843]

@@meatpuppet5036 That explains both halves of the white hate.

[@2eviljake]

When the socioeconomic factors cause you to bomb at the box office

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

'socioeconomic factors could be here' he thought

[@vanillabatcave5677]

socio because noboy went to see it and economic because it made zero money.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

​​ Hey, I know that copy pasta! What a classic! 😂

[@servus_incognitus]

Yes because the target audience doesn't have the money to go to theaters lol

[@toptiergaming6900]

Such as antagonizing the supermajority demographic

[@Darkington]

Finally, a diverse voice I can trust on this film.

[@Clawed9]

Haa! I was wondering "the hell does this guy mean? Everyone is bashing this movie like it's its bday" and then it clicked.

[@Hiraeth-zq8ze]

ER is blacker than the director.

[@socialaccount0000]

Despite being in 13% of theaters, this movie won't even make back 50% of its budget!

[@looinrims]

Despite being in 50% of theaters, this movie won’t make back 13% of its budget!

[@MikeMinarich]

You beat me to it !

[@ht2007]

Good one lol

[@Zames_]

Look at the length of the video, too...

[@INCELCOWORKER]

It's more like 60% now...

[@thederangedcritic]

Video length is 13:50, we’re so back

[@EntheogenShaman]

Should have made it 2 seconds longer 😤

[@virtueofabsolution7641]

Should have made it 24.8 minutes long.

[@pheonixshaman]

@@EntheogenShaman 8 sec for more accuracy.

[@pscs1998]

Don't you mean we're so black?

[@ethantownsend2543]

Only autists will find the same joke funny the 50th time

[@redpikmin6330]

Can't believe this whole video was an elaborate set-up for E;R to humble brag about his movie date. A truly brilliant move!

[@HadzabadZa]

He called her a friend. Pour one out for our homie 😞

[@hanburgundy4317]

His date was clearly Strawnerd 😂

[@VashTown]

@@HadzabadZa Guarantee she called him a friend first.

[@OverLorD768]

@@HadzabadZa yeah, and I bet his female friend said "So this is how it feels" after the movie.

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@HadzabadZaPics of hoverhand or he didn't even get that far.

[@isaackane4931]

Black Panther: "The Negas need a magical bullshit space-rock in order to build a modern society that's still incompetent as fuck." Black Magic: "The Negas need literal magic in order to survive in 21st century civilization." I'm sensing a pattern... Also, much like Black Panther, sure is a shame those magic powers couldn't have been used to stop things like Africa enslaving Africans. Or black on black crime. Nope, just works on the marginal threat of white modernity.

[@dunkyking6310]

You know, I don't wanna say there's superiors or inferiors, but needing an advantage to be our equals and still failing kinda says something, wouldn't you say?

[@j.2512]

if they had magic they'd be using it to increase drive by mortality

[@DioTheGreatOne]

​@@dunkyking6310 It kinda feels like a wide-spread case of inferiority complex.

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@DioTheGreatOne Like they know they’re not “as good” even with assistance?

[@wrongthinker843]

@@dunkyking6310 Why? People aren't equal.

[@texsusred73]

Better watch this before it gets taken down…

[@John-Faith]

He is really treading on thin ice with this one

[@lastfirst5863]

I delayed going to bed to rip the video, taking no chances waiting till morning.

[@virtueofabsolution7641]

@@John-Faithyou’re treading on thin ice with this comment ya fuggin gabagoon

[@zzzzzzz88]

@@lastfirst5863 After two minutes I also ripped the video. Lets see if the tiny hats take down this POC's video for speaking his mind ✊

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

Oh dear!!!

[@BatePigCenturyInc]

We are so back

[@Christmas_Johan]

* black

[@joshuamitchell5018]

We are so black

[@goddepersonno3782]

so...black...

[@virtueofabsolution7641]

Guess who’s black. Black again. Guess who’s black. Yes he’s cringe. Guess who’s black Guess who’s black Guess who’s black _Sh_

[@ArcherAT]

Helo, my fellow glow in the darkies

[@kingofthegrill]

>pack of death eaters curse a wizard over some gillyweed "Dis is Muggles' fault."

[@Vertekmaster]

Those who goes extinct in a couple of decades raise your hand! Hooray miscegenation!

[@LoneTomato]

Can’t wait for the sequel - The Chinese society of magical Uyghurs

[@Warmaka]

I heard their disappearing act is legendary.

[@Cyricist001]

@@Warmaka I heard it's propaganda, else why is the world not sanctioning China more than Russia?

[@joshuaandrewson3091]

Or the prequel - The Rwandan society of magical Tutsis

[@Rico-nj3vl]

@@Warmaka true gold bro

[@bustavonnutz]

@@joshuaandrewson3091I would take a hack at it.

[@theyatsyspam]

When something is so based if feels like you've discovered oxygen again

[@Alex_1400]

E;R is a rare breed on here

[@ethantownsend2543]

@@Alex_1400 socially awkward faceless incels aren't rare on the internet

[@inkadinka9517]

@@ethantownsend2543 It's true - I'm replying to one right now!

[@SnibsnBibs]

@@ethantownsend2543 Purposefully funny ones are.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@ethantownsend2543 you are right gaming Journalists aren't rare, but we are talking about E;R

[@kingofthegrill]

*puts the Sorting Hat on* "Hmm, curious... I sense anger, exaggerated swagger... not much else going on in this one's head, okay... hmm, alright then... better be... AZKABAN!"

[@HonkHonkler]

LOL

[@nw932]

Lmao

[@ForteFaiey]

Disgusting. You're being disgusting. How pathetic.

[@voidimperial1179]

Practitioner of dark magic

[@7thZeppelin]

An IQ of 87... Curious... Curious... This one is exceptional, and destined for greatness

[@coreypalmateer638]

The fact that Key and Peele already did a skit years ago satirizing this trope that was actually funny and under four minutes proves how pointless this film is.

[@hafirenggayuda]

This film not only plagiarized them but also terrible at it.

[@candide1065]

Imagine writing "Peele" and "funny" in the same sentence.

[@kingofthegrill]

"Jordan Peele, tell me a joke!" "Okay okay, so-" "But not about how black people are mistreated in society." "..."

[@josedorsaith5261]

Key was the only funny one. Peele is as funny as a root-canal

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

@@candide1065 Peele was funny when he had Key to work off of. Once he went his own way, everyone saw who the real comedian of the pair was.

[@FelipeJaquez]

I can't wait for the prequel of this movie, "Harry Potter and the Peculiar Case of the Broken Buck".

[@kingofthegrill]

"You wizards brought us here in the first place on your little broomsticks!" "FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WAS A GRINGOTTS GOBLIN, WE DON'T EVEN LOOK THE SAME!"

[@pheonixshaman]

@@kingofthegrill You dropped this 👑 fellow king

[@sunshineskystar]

​@@kingofthegrillbrother your credit score.....

[@kingofthegrill]

@sunshineskystar All set, I've infiltrated their institutions, they don't even know I'm not one of them. I'm Greek, French and Italian so my nose is like a natural canopy, we all smoke cigarettes in the rain on our coffee break.

[@johnn.7849]

downright peculiar . . .

[@kleinebozebeer]

This isn't a movie, it's a summary of how black people are told to think about the world

[@killgoretrout877]

which is hilarious cause it's a complete 180 of reality .

[@j.2512]

told by the chosen tribe

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@killgoretrout877 How very dumb bIack people think, which is a lot of them

[@LaughingMan44]

it doesn't take much telling

[@adamlowe8822]

@@LaughingMan44what are you saying?

[@AHersheyHere]

People who use the term 'mayo' for white people will enjoy this movie.

[@shnorkeythefourth4572]

Honestly the slurs for white people are so funny I can’t even be offended. I actively want people to call me h0nky it makes me chuckle

[@mallios13]

People who use "YT" as a censorproof "whitey" than as an acronym for KZbin will eat up everything in this movie.

[@wesleyfilms]

I prefer to be called a “vanilla gorilla”.

[@aussieglizzy6998]

@@wesleyfilms Vanilla is my favorite flavor. 🥺But, I’m not white 😢

[@ExaltedUriel]

It is infinitely funny to me how people are desperately trying to craft a slur for white people as powerful as the n-word and failing miserably, but they are CONFIDENT that the word "mayo" is the key to it somehow. Mayo-monkey, mayo-skinned, fittingly enough they use the actual WORD like a condiment with how they just slap it onto other words.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

So, it satirizes something that doesn’t exist in the real world. Truly, unhinged from reality. I envy the director.

[@LeXofLeviafan]

And the "trope" itself is made up, too. It's just a very specific subset of having a helpful side character in the story 😅

[@Zepher0987]

@@LeXofLeviafan True. No one talks about all the white characters that exist just to push the protagonist's life forward.

[@TheInsomniaddict]

Completely redefining the category of "Fantasy."

[@JustapErson]

@@LeXofLeviafan Seriously, what does "magical negro" trope even mean? Black person being helpful? I just googled it, it means a white person that helps white people. How evil!!

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

its not satire. its like reverse lampshadingg

[@kleindropper]

Their most powerful magic trick is disappearing into thin air when their child is born.

[@roringusanda2837]

😮"Expelio Paternus!"

[@CarlM]

Let's not forget their magical ability to acquire items that do not belong to them

[@juser-abuser]

As a black and homosexual transgender African American muslim I deeply offended

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

80% of the time, it works every time!

[@creatorsfreedom6734]

pump in dump

[@rossnsuchthangs]

And he waited until April 2nd so we knew it was safe.

[@OmegaZyion]

Now I can't unsee the word "CUNE" when looking at the Dune logo. Thanks E;R, you always manage to find a way.

[@JeronimoStilton14]

It’s not often I actually laugh out loud at a stupid joke but that one got me

[@smergthedargon8974]

Dune but but it's Space Mesopotamia CUNE(iform)

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

Cune is so relatable honestly. It's all about the taliban until one of the homies transforms into a worm God. Just another tuesday, amIrite?

[@ThePlayer920]

UUUOOOOHHHH CUUUUNE 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Darkko88]

Everybody knows it's called Dunc

[@callmehercules]

Despite making up only 13% of the cast

[@Aechelian]

They get 40% of the screen time

[@mario7886]

The Morrowind Society of Magical N'wahs

[@bottomlefto]

'we wuz chimers and shieeet'

[@ShredderPeek]

"10/10, a grand and intoxicating experience." - Dagoth Ur

[@isaiahyoung5377]

Ya'll N'wahs don't even smoke skooma.

[@vorynrosethorn903]

The Mage's guild?

[@ManCheat2]

@@vorynrosethorn903 Nah fam. Telvanni.

[@virtueofabsolution7641]

Holy white Jesus the sources in this essay are *fucking savage* god damn. Fuckin A when the boy comes with receipts he comes _hard_

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

You want God to damn the sources in the essay?

[@virtueofabsolution7641]

@@thecensoredmuscle563 the god of the gems might like to

[@CptSquirrel]

Dont use His name as a comedic effect and repent brother. Its not that hard.

[@Arphemius]

@@CptSquirrel Stop believing in magic like a child and repent, brother.

[@ButtSolution]

Despite my encyclopedic knowledge of Zionism I actually didn't know that Israel sold weapons during the Rwandan Genocide. However, I am not surprised.

[@Endymion766]

I'm hopeful for the sequel "Melanie Snigget's Series of Unfortunate Single Mothers"

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Magical society 2: where da white womens at? *sucks air between teeth* Melanie snigget? oooh das a french-ass name. L' shantay Mar'Kwavius'

[@Drawingtillthecasketdrops]

14

[@crushbeast29]

@@Drawingtillthecasketdrops 88

[@cirkleobserver3217]

kek

[@stevepalpatine2828]

88

[@BasedWoodchipper]

Black fragility is a hellava drug.

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Afro-narcissism i think its called

[@CarlM]

It's so much easier to play the victim than actually putting any kind of effort into your life!

[@Absolute_Goblin]

B-b-buh we wuz kangs...

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@CarlM right? losers dont have to improve themselves, they just have to bring others down to their level. "da YT neva gave me a chance, they tryna ruin ah lives man" *cut to white person absent-mindedly mowing their lawn*

[@maskofthedragon]

Dem bucks are forever broken!

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Bro tried to turn a key and peele sketch into a whole movie and pass it off as his own idea

[@avanticurecanti9998]

Magical Sneedgroes, formerly Broken Bucks

[@michaelturk7237]

"Formerly"?

[@juergen4ever]

I CAN'T SNEED

[@mattbryant8320]

Interesting how it’s always the half white ones.

[@spudg8558]

Mixed people usually have hangups about their parents/identity, but this particular combo is somehow crazier than hapas

[@Jack_Arbor]

It’s the parallel of self hatred the full roast ones have. A sad cry for acceptance.

[@cassiusbright1062]

The one drop rule exists for a reason, and it's their own fault.

[@lucascoval828]

@@cassiusbright1062 A sad thing the children end up hating the other half.

[@borginburkes1819]

@@cassiusbright1062this statement doesn’t make sense.

[@ThatGuy-rz6tv]

This video feels right out of 2016, and honestly that’s refreshing as hell. Safe edgy is boring, actually edgy is so much more entertaining.

[@johncorr7154]

If by actually edgy you mean incredibly racist, then you’re technically right.

[@PyrotechnicMooseIV]

Damn, Chloe is suddenly a top tier waifu when you make her racist.

[@ra2enjoyer708]

The real Q if her VA said the n"e"gr0 line in one of her works.

[@stevemclovin1566]

Chloe but if she had a good relationship with David.

[@portalmanHUN]

Wtf I hella love Chloe now!

[@ahoyforsenchou7288]

And just like that she goes from gas chamber to queen's chamber.

[@elementSe34]

Her design here is cute. Looks less... abrasive than her game style.

[@Whatyoumeanyoudont]

A black man reviews black movie to fight systematic racism Dats Rite

[@Liquid_Mike]

*DAS RIIIITE!!*

[@purplel7413]

DAS RITE!

[@goby1764]

OJ was right

[@joskarifinaukr6503]

Funny, he doesn't sound black. Usually you can tell right off the bat even when they try really hard to mask it. The lips and the jaw structure just don't lend themselves to coherent oration.

[@launcherx2044]

​@@joskarifinaukr6503 that sounds stupid

[@slr4201]

>@08:13 >"Can quadroons get in?" >Sylvia from Ice Age >subtle Britanny Venti jab You dropped this... 👑

[@marcorc5167]

Whats the deal with her? Havent paid much attention lol sorry

[@johnwiks2597]

Ahhhh! He pulled out the graphs!

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

Despite

[@jamespadgett8660]

​@@robertortiz-wilson1588Being

[@naiustheyetti]

​@@robertortiz-wilson1588Being 13%

[@DollaSignD]

hmmmm, i can't seem to find this information anywhere. i wonder what year this is from??

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

@@naiustheyetti Of the population

[@Arkantrol]

Damn, Betrayed by Chloe in the end. The twist I never saw coming. From her wanting to get into your pants on stream, to her shooting you down in the streets.

[@burly-8090]

That's so Chloe

[@lusasedoux479]

It's pronounced Chole, savage.

[@IvanVKlik]

@@lusasedoux479 yeah that's a drink lol

[@WayoftheFerret]

Stupid gun!

[@protonjones54]

I'm gonna coom to sexy girl cop

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

Your 13/50 runtime didnt go un-appreciated! Although it should be 14/56 nowadays

[@mihaica87]

Almost 14/61

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@mihaica87 oh youre right! gee whiz. whenever they say 'afro-narcissism ISNT a cult/religion' just listen to how they try to dismiss the crime rate as "the devil/white sUpreMaCy". It's purely a belief system.

[@na-ky8ou]

​@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 "But...but the numbers are rigged 😭"

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@na-ky8ou oh yeah the concept of quantifying numbers/the entire field of maths is rAcIsT

[@na-ky8ou]

@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 "The numbers" as in "the statistics", my dude. And I know it's supposed to be a joke, but there really are some "wokes" who say that, since maths have been invented by white people, they are obligatory a biased social construct. In application, they say that if a non-white person finds 5 as a result of 2 + 2, saying that said person is wrong is racist, because it could be true in her culture...

[@nageboorte]

Wypipo be super dangerous when they started that knock out game

[@michaelturk7237]

Seriously. I see a group of vanilla gorillas walking around at night, I cross the street. Can't be too careful...

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

1200 wypipo die each year from sneaker related conflicts!

[@Snooopy28]

@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 is this where the "your jordans are fake" meme comes from by the way? coz that would be amazing

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@michaelturk7237 vanilla gorilla sounds like an amazing desert, like yogo gorilla

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@Snooopy28 didnt know that was a meme, but id believe it.

[@willbaker8505]

My god i have severe magician fatigue, and dont even get me started on those dam goblins. Snape did literally nothing wrong.

[@B.L.S.]

Voldemort did nothing wrong.

[@brettmmontague]

They cry out in pain as they avada kadavra you

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

the international goblin raising interest rates.. *They control the daily prophet, too!)

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Snape was a f*ckin' saint. I would have f*cked every magician up. "Oh no, I'm a triple agent bruh."

[@Mister_Clean]

Never forget the Goblacaust 66 million innocent lives, gone in a flash

[@gort2279]

It’s reasonable to assume a movie where most of the population isn’t sure if they’re allowed to say the title would fail

[@FamiliarII]

The Cyrodilic Society of Magical Redguards

[@Wazboom]

My n’wah

[@nealcomstock1958]

"Get the boys together and it takes *the whole world* to stop 'em!"

[@PikachuLittle]

And it mostly required the rest of the boys to do the heavy lifting

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@PikachuLittle Lmao, yeah

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

​@@PikachuLittlefunny how that works, ain't it? Keep getting told *they* are such GREAT Aff-leats, yet barely a handful have managed to earn anything from the military excepting other than honorable discharges and shaving profiles. J/S. I'm a firm believer in "not all" for every group, but I'm getting so SICK of the way things are being hamfisted these days. Racism was on life support, and that's why Obama HAD to divide us once again. Can't have the plebs uniting to demand better from their "leaders".

[@maniacsmaxs6815]

​@@Eye_Of_Odin978 The only thing that can stop white people is the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD(lead of course by other white people).White people are the main characters CONFIRMED.

[@notcoleman711]

'get the boys together and it takes the world to stop them' GYATTTTTT DAMN

[@lucascoval828]

Not the biggest fear.

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

"The look on the crakers face when he saw the gyatt" - Tonyuan "MmmmMmmM Boooooy are you gyatt" - Original Van Gleson the Third

[@silverbelladonna723]

> 13 minutes 50 seconds Genius

[@Liquid_Mike]

If intentional, GENIUS If accidental, AWESOME

[@Will-uv9kx]

​@@Liquid_Mikeintentional cmon man

[@jamesrich3161]

Blacks don't commit 50% of crimes , they comitt 50% of murders but overall they comitt around 27% of crimes ://ucr.Fbi.Gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/topic-pages/tables/table-43

[@jamesrich3161]

@@Liquid_Mikethe most crime ridden and violent places are latino who are genetically predominantly asian and white globally Thats why the idea that blacks are naturally more violent is literally not true

[@ridgenyan-botxv367]

​@Will-uv9kx wait, what's intentional?

[@euphoriam4020]

We need to put a stop to the Kardashian International Klique of Elite Society

[@Octaviu5]

Based acronym

[@Boconnor401.]

Ah so Armenian secret Society

[@mstrblik4741]

@@Boconnor401. that, too.

[@wrongthinker843]

The UN?

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

As a Jewish person, I actually find it flattering that we're living in your head rent free to such an extreme extent that you have to make antisemitic comments on a video about a movie that has nothing to do with Jews. You Neo Nazis are some pathetic people

[@lacien5624]

The big bad of the magic black people movie wasn't a literal grandwizard. 0/10 movie would've been 10/10 if it was.

[@cwheels01]

I guarantee a Magical Society of White Supremacists movie would SLAP

[@Kushrada]

I'm not gonna lie, if the movie ended with literal grand wizards storming the art museum and casting spells against the black wizards, and we had a massive magic battle with the shadow Wizard Money Gang you couldn't stop me from buying tickets for that shit.

[@B.L.S.]

​​@@KushradaTruly a tragedy that we didn't get that...

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

DEI hires making good scripts?preposterous.And that is without mentioning how hard it is to direct a good fight scene.

[@Dymastia]

I miss my buddy GE:oRge Floyd, he would have loved to see this movie, gone too soon

[@detectivebloor4011]

It would have left him breathless I’m sure

[@akumaten]

Eh, Floyd would be in a buck breaking sodomy film.

[@kleindropper]

Don't worry, he's looking up on us all and saying "ahhhhhh I'm on fire! ahhhhhhhh"

[@non-applicable3548]

Heard he's been sober for a few years, congratulations!

[@George_Fl0yd]

@@detectivebloor4011 no it wouldn’t

[@JK-vj4rw]

"What about the Rwandan genocide? That one *actually* happened" Made me spit my water back into the cup

[@default_doppelganger]

The movie should've been called, "where the white woman at??"

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

*sucks air through teeth*

[@Mister_Clean]

@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 *smacks lips*

[@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805]

@@Mister_Clean ghetto asmr; lip smackin, air suckin, gunshots in the background, hundcuffs locking on someones wrists, etc...

[@garbearfar1394]

@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805lighter flicking

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 "Why are you running awayeth? I simply wished to inquire if you had some extra funds." - Jamaleth III; Duke of Shawthybourough

[@StephenHenryIV]

Imagine making a movie and naming it something you won’t allow most people on Earth to say….. Marketing. I wonder what would happen if a movie about magical white people that had to placate the potentially hyper violent tendencies of specifically only black folks were made? 🤔

[@HatsAlEsman]

Just watch Cop body cam footage. Get the same feeling.

[@manbearpigsereal]

Since when was negro off limits anyway?

[@mallios13]

It actually speaks volume that they opted for "Negroes" rather than giving the title the full force of the real *UNHOLY N-WORD.* If a white person says "negro," it will make some rich black women clutch their 100% pure African blood diamonds, but it's not always an immediate death sentence. If a white person says N-I-Double Guh-R, then you'll find the remains of that person curb checked into the nearest sidewalk. Yet even despite going with the PG-13 N-Word, they're gonna absolutely use it as a power trip. "Yo whitey, say dis movie name. I fuckin dare ya. Lemme see dem white tears. Fuck you, I ain't racially insecure, white ass pink toed albinoied beeyotch."

[@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism]

We call those metropolitan police.

[@an2qzavok]

It's not whole Earth, just America.

[@paradoxialepiphany6663]

How is an N’wah gonna borrow a sweet roll? Is a N’wah gonna give it back?

[@jamesvanitas]

“MY INSIDE VOICE DIDN’T SOUND LIKE THAT!”

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

I love this movie, it’s so diverse with all these *BLACK* people in it, in case anyone else missed it. What I don't understand, and it really hurts the movie on every level, is if America is the most unsafe place for black people, why didn’t they just magic up their own place, move themselves elsewhere, or whatever the fuck else? It’s like they chose to stay victims. Can’t buy the premise, can’t believe anything the movies tries to setup or tell.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

For the same reason the Wakandans in the Black Panther movies call every white person "colonizer" despite the fact that the Wakandans could have protected all of Africa from colonization in the first place: victimhood is central to the black American identity.

[@shorewall]

Black people don't want to get away from White People. Black people want access to white people. Nothing gets Black People madder than when White People move out or don't let them move into the neighborhood.

[@SammEater]

The world building of this movie is so bad. It's like that one comic where Superman is protesting climate change, in the same world where he can change the wheater with his superpowers. Superman could just sneeze in the north pole and restore all that melted ice if he wanted, but because the writer is so busy trying to preach to the reader he kinda forgot that the DC Universe is not our world.

[@DisFantasy]

@@BiggieTrismegistus Wakandans were too busy protecting their borders from other Wakandans.

[@mallios13]

Because that involves actual thinking, and when you're too busy getting away with racism because racism protects non-whites, especially blacks, you don't do much thinking. The real question is: If America is truly the least safe place for black people, why don't they just move out anyway even in the real world? The sheer irony of this movie is that it completely neglects things like the FBA: "Foundational Black Americans," literally black Americans who not only hate white people, not only do they hate non-black people, they hate black people who don't step in line with their mindset. If a black American doesn't subscribe to the plantation mindset, then the FBA types will insist that they aren't just "coons," but that they aren't even American. "Y'all from Jamaica or some shit." The harsh reality that this movie avoids is that even the most anti-white black Americans are too terrified to leave America. Because to leave America means they actually have to leave their little comfort bubble of anti-white black supremacist hatred. They can't use their generations of rehearsed racism to attack white Americans in a country where there isn't a history of whites oppressing blacks. They take comfort here because of the victimhood. They'd rather risk being murdered by other black people if it meant they could falsely claim they'll be victimized by white people than to actually live somewhere safe that doesn't afford them that excuse. It's the thug who walks around in public mean mugging and acting shifty who accuses everyone of eyeing him out of racism, but refuses to actually act like a regular human being because "that's some white shit" even though every other non-white person behaves just as white people do. Because to act normally would mean nobody would suspect him of something, which means he can't play the victim. So best double down on being "black" to be as self righteous as possible. Invite aggression, play the victim. It's something every non-ghetto black American hates and wants to bring attention to, but they keep getting swept aside by the Leftist Elite.

[@butteryfriedwizard2219]

Incredible. A society of magical African folk. ....has anyone seen my wallet?

[@swampo5675]

Wild just go get someone elses

[@thefranken-thing]

Jamal in the corner: Accio credit cards!🧙🏿

[@Hewhowantstoknow]

Africans: We don't want them either

[@michaelturk7237]

Skrillus Disappearus!

[@Nate-ys9pq]

The footlocker and lidz has been robbed!

[@Ben-zr4ho]

"How do they have the time after WORK?" Not going to say it...

[@PunxsutawneyDave]

The single greatest thing about ESemicolonR is that he just doesn't care. If a thing needs to be said he will say it. It reminds me of a line from one of my all time favorite movies: "...He received no official authorization. He just thought it up and did it. What balls!"

[@garak55]

I think it's really funny that the lightskinned dude has his own darker skin magical N'wah in this movie. How funny would it be if they made a sequel where we see this N'wah be introduced to the society by an even darker one? It's almost as if they were incapable of writing anything but the trope they want to clumsily "lampoon."

[@PikachuLittle]

We keep getting blacker until the last one is a literal black hole

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

Mr Popo?

[@IntergalacticDustBunny]

"iT's NoT a TrOpE wHeN wE dO iT!" -the writers probably

[@kobold7466]

"we just want equal rights and ride in the front" "we want you to reimburse us for crimes you never committed while taking responsibility for the crimes we commit today"

[@machector892]

The movie title alone is best summed up by an iconic Star Wars quote. ‘It’s a trap!’ -Admiral Ackbar

[@libRteedude]

This line from the Star Wars Holiday Special works too: "That's it, I'm turning back!"

[@machector892]

@@libRteedude That’s also a good one,thanks for sharing!

[@kenjikodai]

I just thought the uh sand people

[@machector892]

@@kenjikodai The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back. And in greater numbers.

[@ikenosis8160]

Them: "Race, race, race, race, RACE RACE RACE RACE RACE RACE!!!" Us: "Why are you so obsessed with race?" Them: "RAAAACCCCIIIIISSSST!"

[@PabloHenrique92]

I love races, early to mid 90s Formula 1, WRC and I used to be a pretty good street racer when I was younger, now that i'm older and my reflexes ain't that good anymore I left that life behind... Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

I wish I was a racist. Sadly, that would require running, and running's for people who commit crimes. Like ni-

[@selectionn]

@@PabloHenrique92 why yes, I am a racist, how could you tell? I love rally racing.

[@PotatoSoup58]

Because they're obsessed with hating white people.

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

@@PabloHenrique92 Bigger Racer!

[@hungrysquirrelll]

The hypocrisy of these people is astounding. Take the Avatar series that needs to be all Asian. Was the Attack on Titan live action all Caucasian? Taking away the series from the creators and claiming it owes everything to Asia is like taking away so many medieval Europe set anime from the Japanese creators and saying it’s not theirs but belongs to European culture and will only have writers and actors from there now. And at the same time LOTR and a myriad of other shows must have people from everywhere. Back in 2010 when the first Avatar film came under pressure for the cast not looking like they were from Asia or Greenland, and Shamaln tried to balance the cast by making it less Caucasian, a casting director from the Hobbit was fired for turning down a Pakistani woman as an extra since he wanted lighter skin. So are we for or against authenticity?! How the f is this consistent? And that w0k3ry was 15 years ago

[@Boconnor401.]

>Caucasian Das rite all of them were Armenians and Georgian 🇦🇲🇬🇪 🍷 ⛰️ 🏔️🍇☦️✝️

[@hungrysquirrelll]

@@Boconnor401. this is an American channel I'm using US terminology. You forgot Azerbaijan and the Russian caucasus if you want to be pedantic.

[@Boconnor401.]

@@hungrysquirrelll ok

[@JohnBrowningsGhost]

As a Knight of Yakub I cant help but be jealous of this level of Tricknology 120° being practiced in this film. One day brothers.

[@whiskeytango9040]

My favorite part is when they hovered over the enchanted turnstile to board the magical subway train to Nogwarts.

[@Warmaka]

Excuse me, where is platform 13/50?

[@juergen4ever]

The Magical Underground Railroad.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

Lmfao

[@OutsideTheTargetDemographic]

"I got cha. Two tickets to C U N E please." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HolyknightVader999]

Boondocks came out over a decade ago and did a better job about being a work made for blacks to criticize the situation of black people compared to this film.

[@Stowbu]

Facts

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

By far one of the best satires of its generation. Skewers everyone and has actual jokes. Every character is both flawed and loveable at the same time. It's a shame it only plays like a few times in February. Honestly I don't know how it hasn't been eradicated from cable entirely at this point, considering what they've done to specific episodes from other shows on the same network, such as ATHF.

[@Wolf_ManJack]

Boondocks was good because the women had fat asses and the show knew to give them fat asses, the satire was a nice touch on top of the fat asses

[@mattmurphy7030]

@@TheAnnoyingF2Pwhat did they do to ATHF??

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

​@@mattmurphy7030 The episode "Shake Like Me" got nuked from all streaming for being too racist, along with an episode of the Boondocks back around the 2020 outrage time period. There's still some clips from it on the Adult Swim UK KZbin channel if you want to look it up. Also of course, they ruined the last season of Squidbillies by replacing Stuart Baker with Tracy Morgan (who sounds nothing like him) as Early's VA after Baker said mean words about Dolly Parton's support of BLM.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

The amount of jokes per minute. Holy shit. I feel like I just got an entire movie's worth of comedy content.

[@mariokarter13]

Vanilla Supreme: Look what Chocolate needs to mimic a fraction of our power!

[@SnibsnBibs]

I don't know if I like the look of that analogy and that train scene sitting so close to each other... Don't let those two things hold hands, hit em with the hose if you gotta.

[@Davidguy57]

Gonna watch this before it gets taken down

[@LowTierFallout]

Already archived

[@lastfirst5863]

@@LowTierFalloutYep yep!

[@Trash_Boat007]

@@LowTierFalloutgood man

[@aesiddoway]

It was really generous of the trailer editors to let me see the whole movie for free via KZbin ads.

[@KenMabie]

Jamal Potter and the Council of Magical Nick Currs

[@YeomanArcher]

"Cop Chloe" Needs to be it's own series.

[@Oclus8]

"When, long ago, the gods created Earth In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet they were too remote from humankind. To fill the gap, and join the rest of Man, Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan. A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Niɡɡer." - H. P. Lovecraft

[@TheOrangeRoad]

"That one actually happened" This is why Im subbed

[@spicymeme4102]

The review is 13 minutes and 50 seconds long. Lmaoing hard

[@Blu3-Fir3]

Some memes are just perfect.

[@HonkHonkler]

LOL

[@jamesrich3161]

Blacks don't commit 50% of crimes , they comitt 50% of murders but overall they comitt around 27% of crimes ://ucr.Fbi.Gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/topic-pages/tables/table-43

[@jamesrich3161]

the most crime ridden and violent places are latino who are genetically predominantly asian and white globally Thats why the idea that blacks are naturally more violent is literally not true

[@aldovk6681]

HARD

[@youngthinker1]

There is a brotherhood of Koreans. The roof Koreans.

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

*Switches to French* You are sheltering rogue psykers are you not? Yes. You are sheltering them underneath your floorboards aren't you? Yes. *Draws laspistol* Point out to me the areas where they're hiding.

[@ComicGladiator]

*Switches to High Gothic

[@SmogginMog]

and holy shit a Britney Venti cameo at 8:14!

[@crawlingboy]

Oh that horrible woman

[@finfrog3237]

she pretending to care about animations again?

[@mightyfineincredible2252]

R E N T F R E E Also you didn't spell her name right

[@ruudvanderzanden8013]

Cry harder, she has never looked so good ​@@mightyfineincredible2252

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

⁠@@mightyfineincredible2252no one cares troon wannabe

[@ScooterDoge]

When they close their eyes and mouth in the dark, they disappear. Magic.

[@Zagirus]

They glow in the dark

[@TheSupremeStriker]

I wish we lived in the world that they're paranoid about, I'd feel a lot safer. Like that 40x stat is horrific, but multiply that by multiple decades? It's legitimately evil that they see themselves as victims still.

[@Mr_Mistah]

The fact that every major city they occupy becomes an extremely violent high-crime wasteland isn't a coincidence

[@GFXCXZ]

The anti-racists victims have done and worked on legit actual racist projects outright that make the most rabid and coordinate white racists look tame in comparison. We got people over here saying "it's ok to be white" poster are racial properganda while legit major shows and movies have the most racist anti-white slander I would of expected to see in a political parody comic. Like, if it didn't happen....I would be unable to believe it could happen because the sheer, unforgiving, rampant, disgusting racist nature of it.

[@sebastianvakarian9773]

Too bad their low IQ prevents them from reflecting upon this fact.

[@20thcentury_toy]

Hey you're not supposed to notice ​@@Mr_Mistah

[@janehrahan5116]

@TheSupremeStriker be the change you want to see in the world

[@maryasuestark5208]

The Harry Potter hip hop soundtrack is just too funny. Black Hogwarts. Hogwizzle.

[@cwheels01]

You a brutha, Harry

[@lastfirst5863]

@@cwheels01 “Translate to English.” 😂😂😂 Aw, it disappeared. KZbin being KZbin. 🙄

[@mallios13]

It's Levioquisha.

[@Warmaka]

Da Hoodwarts.

[@Supremacy962]

Nighog

[@TheHangedMan]

8:42 almost spit out my food at this part boys

[@taags]

Is the magical part that they dont commit crimes?

[@Doug-89]

0:45 I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at the way he said Zendaya.

[@tincano-beans2114]

🤦‍♂️ I though he was saying nigggggggaa!

[@JamCooper]

Do people on ironically think Negro is a slur? I've seen people act weird about saying it, but I can never tell if they're serious or not.

[@ZaxTax-h8t]

Stupid people make anything am issue.

[@Kira-ji2ft]

It's considered offensive in modern times, never really heard a good explanation except "it's outdated and offensive" from the usual suspects.

[@mattmurphy7030]

@@Kira-ji2ftspeaking Spanish, so offensive

[@TheAustinWoolShow]

Here before KZbin cracks the whip on our boy.

[@roxashenry8315]

Ninjas in magical society

[@crawlingboy]

This is just Naruto

[@Octaviu5]

"In the crucible of creation, where the raw elements of potential coalesce into realities untold, there arises the Titan of Thought, the Sculptor of Civilization: Man. A Promethean force, Man reaches into the maelstrom of the void, his hands guided by the whispers of aspiration, to wrest from chaos the building blocks of tomorrow. With every stroke of innovation, every chisel mark upon the marble of existence, Man furthers his quest for a transcendent apotheosis, cultivating the garden of culture from the wilderness of primal instinct. As the plough furrows the earth, rending it to yield abundance, so do Man's instruments carve the path to societal nirvana. From the bonds of kinship sprout the roots of governance, the shoots of polity-a verdant canopy sheltering the blossoming of the human spirit. Amidst this perpetual renaissance, Man strives not merely to be, but to embody the sublime architecture of celestial design. Yet, in the shadowed recesses of Man's triumph, the Subhuman slinks-a spectral antithesis. This Leviathan of Envy gnashes its teeth against the sinews of achievement, a corrosive entropy intent on reclaiming light for the dark. Where the Titan of Thought constructs, the Subhuman connives to desecrate. It scours the relics of progress with an infernal fervor, seeking to raze the cathedral of Man's brilliance to but a whisper. Where Man kindles the beacon of progress, a Promethean fire defying the night, the Subhuman skulks in umbral enclaves, cavorting with specters of ruin. In the bogs of despondency, in the mires where hope sinks and festers, the Subhuman concocts its vile congress. From such Stygian depths emerges the Subhuman's monarch, the Eternal Jew, emperor of dissolution, a sovereign whose crown is wrought from the wreckage of human grandeur and whose scepter, a conduit of collapse, touches upon the bones of the world with a caress that leaves naught but the ash of failed empires. With each languid wave, dynasties dissolve into dust, their majesties and marvels rendered into footnotes of a history devoured by his insatiable hunger for the end of epochs. Enthroned in a court where the echoes of splendor's last cries reverberate against the cold, unfeeling void, the Eternal Jew presides over entropy's ceaseless ballet. Around him, a retinue of phantoms dance to the silent music of decay-their movements a somber pantomime that paints the air with the frost of oblivion. Amid this cosmic theatre, a silent war wages in the metaphysical ether-between the celestial Titans and the chthonic fiends. Each sunrise fans the flame of Man's resolve, each innovation a hymn in the symphony of advancement; but with every moon's ascent, the malevolent choir of the Eternal Jew hums its siren call to decay. The stage of existence is vast and ever-shifting, with Man and Subhuman locked in an eternal ballet. One beckons forward into the halcyon glow of uncharted firmaments, while the other seeks to choreograph the sabotage of the very stepping stones to divinity. The cosmic scales tip with each act of creation, each idea birthed, and each call to greatness heeded by the true children of the stars-the harbinger of a dawn wherein Man reigns supreme, and the specters of the abyss are but a cautionary whisper in the winds of history." - Heinrich Himmler

[@areallybigdwarf4560]

Can't say it 😱😱😱 Can't see it 😨😨😨 TRULY MAGICAL 🤌🤌🤌 ABSOLUTE C I N E M A 👏👏👏