The Annoying Kangaroo | Ep. 7 | Afterlife Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Afterlife SMP, a new Minecraft SMP. A modded multiplayer
server with friends based around the Minecraft Origins Mod
You get 10 lives in Afterlife SMP and every time you respawn you'll receive a new origin!
Due to a massive oversight on our part, we have accidentally named this series after an already existing long-running vanilla SMP called Afterlife SMP 😬 We know this could unfortunately cause some disruption to their server and for that we are extremely sorry.
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[@solomonrs7447]

Afterlife SMP a series where Lizzie manages to go to the afterlife every episode.

[@gabithealtwannabe]

Oh my god lmfaoooo

[@seineevee]

Pfft

[@lilobutnotstitch8400]

Dude so true, I get so annoyed that she dies and I have to wait an eternity for a new episode. Great comment tho XD

[@daki1848]

Bet she only has 6 lifes left she has to be careful

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont look at my name

[@featherofajay4667]

I love how Gem just went "Lizzie what the heck" in chat after she died *again*

[@meisno_one4763]

I love CPK! He’s just fine about it and laughs at anything bad. He’s so happy

[@meisno_one4763]

@BottleOfWater sorry

[@ch4ose]

he is lovely!

[@beathecrazytree]

its seepeekay

[@miragracestudios5104]

Love how Lizzie gets all the cutest origins 😂

[@malloryt208]

Fr she does

[@rarbee2680]

I was about to say that!

[@imb0tp1ayer12]

Yea everything but the alien was cute to me

[@thedevils3319]

xd

[@aestheticshop20]

yeah totally lol

[@Cam14540]

I’m starting to think she’s never gonna go a whole episode without dying 😂

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name tho😑

[@star_star.]

lol same

[@lunar9031]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 why do I have a feeling your going to rick roll me if I do that...

[@livi_cookiewolf697]

Same

[@urmother5306]

Ya

[@khloefua6950]

this series for Lizzie has turned into “Everyday is Afterlife” due to the amount of times she gets a new origin. Although I love each episode and what you come up with 🫶💓

[@12.fractures]

@@miles0_ WHAT EMOJI IS IT PLEASE

[@queenpreppy5546]

I have not Watched her in 5 Years-

[@miles0_]

@@12.fractures ITS LIKE HANDS FORMING A HEART

[@12.fractures]

@@miles0_ TYYYY

[@craftypiglet]

No ep 1 ep 2 was racoon

[@breadcuzynot1532]

I love how you could just here the faint voice of Lauren screaming: “Lizzie? OHHHH LIZZIE WHAT DID YOU DOOOO!?!?!?!”

[@ellyally5435]

I'm an Australian and I loved this! I love your videos Lizzie. But also I thought kangaroos were meant to be strong lol

[@closetedanimefoxdraws1966]

she always manages to die once per episode after losing her raccoon-ness

[@wallrecorder2859]

Maybe she's dying to try and get the raccoon again

[@ameerayzranaing46]

@@wallrecorder2859 ya

[@sarahcooper3608]

But she was a floran

[@closetedanimefoxdraws1966]

@@wallrecorder2859 lol

[@ratxentherat]

@@sarahcooper3608 but you didn’t watch from ep 1

[@P0TAT0.P0TAT0]

I love how whenever Lizzie dies all the shadow cadets get together and try to figure out when she’s going to be next

[@Crystalline_cos2548]

I’m desperately hoping she gets merling

[@jjanielleleigh2326]

I hope her next origin she could live longer not like one single episode she dies😭😭

[@cacavman]

Yaaaaaaas

[@virgobutcaye]

@@Crystalline_cos2548 i just realised if she gets merling shes might remember empires because remember at the end of empires when she said she didnt understand where she was?

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

What if she gets the dragon one? That would be suuuper cool

[@Kitti.Cat.]

2:59 - LIZZIE WHAT DID YOU DO I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@Daughter_Of_Artemis]

I literally laughed out loud at the “fragile” bit. As an Australian no one messes with Kangaroos because they’re *JACKED* if anything you should get three *more* hearts

[@AquaLifeSP]

I swear, I was like, 'Okay, she's not dead. We'll actually get another episode with the kang-' *LDShadowLady was slain by Barracuda*

[@The_Heights1]

Lizzie: slain by barracuda Me: u gonna die every episode??? Lol

[@baileywright4402]

@@The_Heights1 IKR! Litterally cant wait for the next ep.

[@mangutroop]

LDShadowLady - AfterLife SMP ep 13: I'm a ghost! (last life)

[@L0RC1_]

@@The_Heights1 she might have to so she could become a judge on the show thingy

[@kalinabarton4630]

We love how quickly Lizzie speedruns each animal

[@W4Ffl3d]

Ah yes, my favorite animal, the A L I E N

[@icefruit1781]

It takes so long each time tho and the cliff hanger for the next animal

[@bradyyy13]

Origin*

[@galaxydove]

I love the prank you did on Scott. And that fact he fell for it with his silly umbrella was priceless 🤣

[@saigesrage]

Her dying in almost every episode is absolutely hilarious to me 😂

[@GuestyBoi_]

The series might end fast for her since they have limited lives

[@saigesrage]

@@GuestyBoi_ yea it definitely will, but the fact that she is dying almost every episode is still kinda funny to me

[@GuestyBoi_]

@@saigesrage or she could get a really good origin and not fie for a long time later

[@saigesrage]

@@GuestyBoi_ yea which hopefully will happen, but if it doesn't then thats okay too. because she still makes it fun to watch no matter what

[@Notquitekris]

I literally laughed out loud at the “fragile” bit. As an Australian no one messes with Kangaroos because they’re *jacked* if anything you should get three *more* hearts

[@mylifeisamessjr3655]

Realistically she would have a lot more than 3 extra heart I’ve seen a kangaroo chase a human never again

[@Notquitekris]

@@mylifeisamessjr3655 Exactly!!! Don’t wanna screw with a roo

[@mylifeisamessjr3655]

You will never be the same after seeing the aftermath of a measly human insult a roo

[@Notquitekris]

@@mylifeisamessjr3655 precisely

[@mylifeisamessjr3655]

And when your the one who insults the roo

[@sylviusblack9455]

I’m worried Lizzie’s time on the server will end so quickly!

[@lightning_fire24]

nice pfp

[@heinrichskies]

@@lightning_fire24 night fury!

[@shirleycoale8100]

I think it will end soon sadly.

[@williamxin9146]

shes dying too quickly

[@glennavison2870]

yup

[@lovegirl9203]

Afterlife SMP a series where Lizzie manages to go to the Afterlife every episode

[@ThatOneDoggoTeasel-np8bw]

I love how every single episode Lizzie dies but never gives up 😂

[@littleroseyapplecheeks3256]

Edit: Contains Spoilers. Do Not Look At Until After End Of Episode. I love how Lizzie persisted to annoy Callum until he was sufficiently annoyed. It’s too bad the Barracuda killed her. That would have been fun to see for multiple episodes.

[@sanestfruits]

Yeah -

[@thea2285]

“WHAT IS A BARRACUDA?!” -kangaroo Lizzie

[@littleroseyapplecheeks3256]

@-Helenthia- don't spoil what?

[@cherri_grovezz]

@-Helenthia- you shouldn’t have been reading the comments then.

[@erikapillon4959]

Same

[@kaiedits-so6nv]

love how you always get really good origins and loose them 20 mins later

[@invinciboom752]

20 minutes for us was 3-4 days for her. She does kind of get more time with the origin than we see.

[@luvluna9456]

Fr lol

[@picardlouis2653]

that is true

[@ofcgirl1439]

Goolien origin is her best by far

[@greninjathefrog]

After seeing boatem shenanigans from HC, the moment Lizzie said big boat I just started giggling in excitement AND SCOTT HOPPED IN THE BOAT JUST LIKE TANGO LMAO I love it

[@xLoafi]

Love how Lizzie used Grian's prank tutorial for the Big Boat Annoyance

[@thefamilywhite2149]

I'm from Australia and I can certainly say that the Barracuda is the natural enemy of the Kangaroos. Edit: WOAH thank you so much for all the likes! I've never got this many like on a comment before! AUSSIE UNITE!

[@rennybennyy]

Yeah, I'm an Aussie aswell

[@Traveler1307]

I’m Australian too

[@cassicoles2533]

Ya

[@RagDollCthulhu]

Aussies unite?

[@sophianumber2411]

Aussie team assemble I am aussie too

[@raincloud3998]

lizzie was a raccoon for 3 days, a floran for 2, a goolien for 1, and a kangaroo, but she keeps going, and thats amazing :D edit: i said days instead of episodes, but i think yall got it :^

[@sub4cookie-]

read my name!!

[@infamousshadow2]

i cant wait for her last life to last a second

[@solar1073]

right, it must be super annoying to keep constantly dying and switching origins while some are still on their very first lives. i really admire her persistence lol

[@Clxudyx]

Hm

[@shreetiza]

Lol

[@pastnfurious5847]

11:58 Don't know why, but that question triggered me more than it should have.

[@arstyadel6]

I love how Lizzie is in character in every origin she gets 🤣

[@katiecoleman5151]

I think Lizzie should still go to the desert and make a small memorial of the kangaroo at the start of her next episode also, btw I absolutely LOVE Lizzie’s videos - they r so amazing and she puts so much effort into them! :)

[@luckie3320]

that is a good idea I also got exited when she got an Australian animal... and then she died

[@sub4cookie-]

read my name!!

[@craftingranger7552]

This is such a fun series. By the end there will be random houses everywhere lol

[@kitsunekyubi9358]

Yup!!!

[@johnharris5105]

There will be a forest of different houses

[@Kitty_orKat]

Yes loll I hope she's a bunny in her next

[@Kitty_orKat]

Ep

[@surelyvisible3335]

I agree

[@JessieMonaghan]

I will never forget that Lizzie was once an Aussie 🇦🇺🦘

[@vanilla_cupcake5772]

I love how Lizzie always puts effort in all of her origins. Even though she died 3-4 times .

[@DigitalDusty]

This episode was a bunch of fun to watch! Grian would be proud of Lizzie's pranks and mischief!

[@zoe_24]

Yes he would !! Lol I miss boatem 😢

[@ldshadowlady]

the big boat prank was actually inspired by a grian video!

[@lattekahvi1298]

@@ldshadowlady drowning the laurens pyramid was great, too bad you didnt have time to fill the interiors with water too :D

[@zoe_24]

@@ldshadowlady Lizzie !!! Hii 👋

[@thea2285]

@@ldshadowlady Lizzie you need to learn how to annoy people from me.I am the master of annoyance 🤪😝😊

[@gretaking8027]

Its so cool how much effort she puts into each origin, hopefully she gets goolien again because that biome is so cool!

[@OMORI_BRAINR0T]

@@KINGJERMARCUS YOUR MUSIC SHALL FAIL BEFORE IT BLOWS UP SPEAKING IT INTO EXISTANCE RN

[@madiemaximoff7964]

true that

[@invinciboom752]

they will probably not play origins they died with. the point of this series is to see how each player uses the origin they recieve.

[@hidingfromzaline9327]

if you get the same origin again u have to reroll :(

[@olegfedorov3225]

Absolutely perfect episode! Timing, amount of funny ideas, and on the top of that - the end!

[@Merlins.Animations]

I live in Australia and can defiantly say that kangaroos are annoying and a bit scary knowing how dangerous they are

[@zyx2447]

Next on Afterlife: Will Lizzie make it thru a video without dying? Stay tuned to find out!

[@wezley625]

Probably noy

[@ryleerandall4854]

i want to know what her next life is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@samrixmann5742]

Gonna guess that’s a no

[@ajsworld9595]

i hope so i dont want her to leave the series so early

[@sebastianjost]

Seems like it will only be a 10-11 episode long series. Sti very entertaining though

[@xan0835]

I love how she takes advantage of her origins, it influences how she characterizes each of them and made them seem very fun with her iconic ideas.

[@just_me6047]

Yes

[@amandasaenz9056]

Same for Lauren

[@EveRGreen-sy2mh]

But always with chaos in mind

[@amandasaenz9056]

Lauren is chaos

[@vickyhghj4806]

Yes

[@eliestrada826]

LOL Lizzie your killing us can't wait for your next episode hope you don't die!

[@peachyyeli]

I love Lizzie so much I’ve watched her grow since her first video

[@COVERUPYOUREARS]

I’m still sad about the Goolien episode. That made up Biome was glorious. Those floating Jellies ❤

[@mia3456]

My friend and I are at war right now(sarcastically) because of that episode \, lol she’s team Lauren

[@yuhhbiscuit]

Yeah and I loved the ship she made

[@lwasnothere]

@Halo ☁️🤍 zorgen sploosh 12 will always be remembered

[@JH-zs3bs]

Me too, but now I'm more sad about the Kang.

[@jocelynjaeandgae4568]

I was genuinely surprised when it seemed like lizzie was gonna get through an episode without dying…then the fish killed her. If anything I thought Scott would’ve taken her out 😂

[@saturnx0x]

Isn’t she immune to fall damage because scott launches people into the sky and if she doesn’t take fall damage she wouldn’t die

[@pickleik1034]

@@saturnx0x he couldve killed her a different way lol

[@saturnx0x]

same thing

[@werswers7449]

@@saturnx0x *the void*

[@bhadGal]

@@pickleik1034 yeah he could

[@Silly-dino]

Lizzie's getting through her lives rather quickly

[@HopeWhittaker]

I know right

[@Singapura_Lion]

I love how every time Lizzie dies she sounds like she expected it😂

[@lilkat6314]

Me at the start: Surely to God you'll live longer this time. Me at the end: Lizzie for the love of God at this rate you're gonna be out of 10 lives by the end of April.

[@thesquad8409]

Phhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha

[@iftekharchowdhury9929]

ikr lol

[@Seldoona]

That is waaaay too generous

[@SweetHeartRose]

My thought exactly!!!!

[@lauracarr5664]

How many times has she dieded?

[@magaliesimard5129]

It's becoming "1 episode, 1 life smp" for you Lizzie.😆

[@luckie3320]

3 episodes of racoon 2 for end florin 1 for goolien and now as a kangaroo she cant even build a home before dieing lol

[@mangutroop]

next origin gunna be like "you can't breath air!"

[@IdkThisistemporary]

Seems like the exact same for Callum lol

[@milkteiaa]

lizzie and callum speedrunning afterlife

[@nadiahbell2758]

i used to watch you all the time with my cousin and i just found you again and im so glad i did also love the outro music

[@Boo-boo22]

Lizzie “I died to a fish” Me “you died to a fish?”

[@Zitrev]

Interesting fact: hopping conserves energy, which makes it easier for Kangaroos to survive :)

[@Zitrev]

@NotKristine_XD Thanks!! I've been watching for years and I never thought I'd be hearted :D

[@axolotl451]

Lizzie in Empires: *Fish Lady* Lizzie in Afterlife: *Killed by a fish*

[@babylynardalez4369]

And true

[@hiattalomari7503]

No cap

[@makennah]

haha when she put that “noisemaker” in lauren’s house reminded me of crazy craft with the birds 🥲🥲 crazy how the years fly by

[@Ann_iee8271]

"Oh cool..i can put my sthuff in here" GURL THAT WAS SO CUTE😭😭😭😭👌

[@rainesstuffandtradingcenter]

I'm impressed how Lizzie has died almost immediately every time she gets a new origin

[@thespacesisters2031]

Lizzie, your goal is to keep your lives as long as possible, not lose them! 😂

[@pranalinazare5143]

Yes

[@ThinkOutsideTheBlocks]

She's trying to race Seapeekay

[@cacavman]

So true 😛

[@briannacooley6762]

Considering how short her series usually are, I think the point of her series is to have as many origins as possible. It'd be kinda weird if she were to just keep the same origin for a while. Plus we only see an episode of each origin, while in reality she's playing this game at least a week with the same origin

[@kitsunelord1533]

@@briannacooley6762 aka only 10 because she has 10 lives

[@voidnoidoid]

I'm not even Australian but I was surprised to see kangaroos being described as fragile! They have really powerful legs and could totally kick my ass. I've seen pics of BUFF kangaroos!

[@KoiFishesInDesguise]

I love Larens screams when you trapped her with water then jumped away 😂

[@N3verNYX]

Lizzies goal: "Be first to be Every Origin" 🤣

[@holden_mokok]

She's speedrunning each origins xddddd

[@riverthecroissant-acc-3]

Lauren’s reaction to that when she joined the game🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless!😆👌 can’t wait to watch her side!

[@XxXDUCKLINGSXxX]

I’m just waiting for the moment!!! It’s going to be the best prank ever! (Even tho it will probably end in death)

[@SimplyyLily]

Lauren’s POV of that is on her channel now, it’s her most recent video and it’s right at the beginning of her video too

[@riverthecroissant-acc-3]

@@SimplyyLily ye i saw👌👌👌✨

[@XxXDUCKLINGSXxX]

Same

[@wasted2588]

Literally choked on a Caprisun laughing at her reaction

[@artwilliams8885]

Kangaroo Lizzie trying to any people with snow failing makes sense. Here in Australia we don’t really know what snow is.

[@oliviarodrigolivie]

In my opinion this and the raccoon and the kangaroo are the cutest Origins you’ve got yet Lizzie 🦝🦘

[@CWazBroadwayBandGeek]

Can’t wait to see Calum and Lauren’s videos after watching this. 😂

[@user-iu3bl9um4h]

Same 🤣

[@madiemaximoff7964]

wow, I can imagine it now someone asks Lizzie "how did you die in afterlife and not be the most annoying kangaroo ever?" Lizzie responding "death by fish."

[@VDotBlank]

It's been years since I watched one of your videos. It's wonderful to be watching your videos again

[@Windycake]

You should call the bridge ''The Death Bridge''

[@cxtt3482]

Can't wait too watch this! Hope this life lasts longer than he last one!

[@R.MaxumOff]

↖️What a creepy content is here guys😱😱😱....

[@emmamcconathy9946]

and all the other ones…

[@muncher8547]

About that..

[@calicatsocks]

yez

[@0dd17y]

Oh they dont know

[@lemon_va6720]

2:56 GIVES ME CHILLS. THAT SCREAM IS JUST-

[@ellajane2137]

I love how Lizzie can’t even stay alive 1 episode 😭

[@AveragePufferfish_.]

"I just died to a fish" -Lizzie(in like the most annoyed tone ever) i would be surprised too-

[@genplayer836]

At this piont Lizzie is going to need an immortal race to survive an episode .

[@kitsunelord1533]

Her best origin was the racoon and true to its nickname She became a trash bandit

[@theplaguepimp8721]

We both know that won't be enough.

[@profesor_dragon2007]

Definitely but that probably won't work.

[@markranallo7868]

I love how she just laughed evilly when she went to go annoy Lauren Edit: wow thanks for all the likes I never got this many

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Read my name

[@user-yu1dh4bz4u]

as an Australian Lizzie saying that kangaroos are “fragile“ made me spit out my ice tea and start choking.

[@user-gm4xv7lq2k]

Guys I think Lizzie has murder on her mind- 1:09 Someone call 911! LOL

[@LunaSpark_80]

honestly at this point lizzie is gonna have as many afterlife vids as lives you get.

[@taya3659]

Poor Lizzie just dying left and right😂 at this rate she’ll experience literally every Origin

[@trishajoshi4290]

Too bad we only have 10 lives 😂😂😂

[@xoxmythicaldreamer]

'I can put my stuff in there' SO CUTEEEE

[@pol123k6]

LDshadowlady is going through lives like a knife through butter

[@madelineconner9069]

I love how she took Grian‘s big boat idea and put it to good use!

[@ItzKittyEditz]

Congratulations Lizzie you lasted about 1 or 2 hours! I’m proud of you 👏

[@rangatang-tc3zj]

Lizzie snowballs haven’t dealt damage since 1.8

[@shadyshadowcraft3218]

I like how Lizzie just gos to Scott's house and steals stuff in her videos

[@pidge3095]

I love Lizzie’s content and hopefully she gets to stay as a kangaroo for longer than she was all her other lives. ✨✨ Never mind she died lol

[@Beaniebabe305]

*spoilers*

[@Zerozens_Alive]

Lol

[@That-Katherine-Cam]

U just spoiled it! Why?! U should of said there were spoilers!! Ugh! :(

[@brianl6187]

Rip...

[@StrawberryMoosse]

sad to break it to you my dude

[@Izra89]

The fact lizzie keeps dying but she still makes this series amazing is just so cool. Edit:Thanks for a like:)

[@moosafaisal25]

Now make thet 4 likes

[@pixelpup01]

Make that 34 likes.

[@beadedbyalexis]

73 even

[@charlotteskinner9797]

@@moosafaisal25 now make that 248743 likes

[@Frankiebella2009]

True

[@ajgordon6374]

Omg Lizzie whenever you jump really high up ⬆️ my ears tingle

[@Kiwi.Butterfly]

Hearing Scott be like: “uhhhhh….. umm….. UHHHH” You’re videos are amazing! Love you lots Lizzy!

[@dawnstar_yt1019]

Lizzie this is your 5th death already! I'm starting to wonder how many more episodes there will be. This is great content, Keep going you're the best! 😁

[@blackrose2654]

I feel like shes going to be out of the series first T^T

[@Nah..0]

@@blackrose2654 seepeakay though. the two that lasted the longest on x life (originally) are doing the complete opposite

[@yoshi23man]

4th

[@evieforsyth406]

I feel like Lizzie's series is going to be significantly shorter than everyone else's 😂

[@yemmaramsey81199]

7:22 "Now breeeeeeed" -Lizzie 2022

[@HimikoToga622]

the babby voice made me die lizzie: oooh i can put my stuff in here. me:having a cuteness atack.

[@_mivemi_]

Lizzie is really going for the "new origin as fast as possible" award RIP annoying kangaroo Lizzie, she was gone too soon...

[@LAL7887]

Alas I think Seapeekay wins that one lol

[@catherinep.1268]

Lizzie’s survival rate is dwindling to 20% and lower after each episode 😂

[@a1d4nnn]

"Its a fish.. I JUST DIED TO A FISH!" -Lizzie 2022

[@MrScottikiss]

The "research" bit at the end ☠☠☠ is that who I thought it was. Lol. Idky but that made me laugh so hard

[@greyfinleyadventures8425]

Lauren’s screaming fading into the distance as you jumped away was just 👏

[@Godjihyopop]

Can we just appreciate that Lizzie is trying really hard to make content for us and is never sad or anything for dying or loosing in games☺️💞

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Read my name

[@Godjihyopop]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

[@atticusEmily_spider]

“I can put my stuff in here!” THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVERY *^^*

[@limeyyvr92]

The fact that Lauren sounded so innocent yet the fact she killed Lizzie

[@skyeefire]

lizzie has been going through these lives like no tomorrow

[@cloudishaxolotl6886]

As an Aussie I can confirm that kangaroos can jump higher than mountains

[@kreearra6907]

I am also a Aussie. Kangaroos do jump higher than mountains too so this man isn’t lying. And that they spawn millions of cows in peoples houses and snow everywhere

[@enilorac8591]

It feels like Lizzie watched Grian’s prank videos

[@amyplayzroblox2680]

raccoon life:easy.other life:IMPOSSABLE