the arc of infinity audio commentary (but just the chaotic bits)

[@fifthdoctor]

hi everyone, thank you for all the support on my videos recently and all the lovely comments! i’m glad to hear you all like watching these silly commentary videos. i certainly do intend to make more but please bear with me as i am currently working and studying a lot and don’t have much time to edit as is (and it also depends on which of my hobbies i feel like doing in my spare time lol. and yes i do type and edit the subtitles in these videos manually if you were wondering so it takes a while to edit). anyway thanks for your patience and hopefully i will have some new videos for you guys in the next few months :)

[@bellboy7809]

Take as long as necessary, these are gold :)

[@peterthosegriffins666]

Thank you so much for making these! I found your channel from the Earthshock one and thought it was absolutely hilarious!

[@OliviaLovesArt_]

I love these so much take as long as you need to make these if you want they are so good

[@hotelmario510]

"The last time I saw you lying on the ground like that you turned into me." "Fate worse than death, Colin."

[@rtdtz656]

the way Janet delivered "THEY'RE PICKING ON ME. I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET AND YOU'RE PICKING ON ME" absolutely sent me

[@jeferies2227]

The best friend energy from peter and janet where they bully the shit out of each other constantly but don't hesitate to turn on someone else together😂

[@fifthdoctor]

I adore them so much I wish they had some kind of comedy podcast together

[@BradTheThird]

"Did I just walk in on two middle-aged men talking about who they fancy" "Yes, and funny enough you name didn't come up" And Peter gets slapped at 3:51.

[@benw4409]

The cast roasting Colin Baker throughout is the funniest thing ever.

[@fifthdoctor]

Yea it’s hilarious!! I love how he and Janet end up ganging up on Peter at one point though. As they should lol

[@bigjedimullet]

I just keep waiting for Peter Davison to yell HAS ANYONE IN THIS ROOM EVER SEEN A CHICKEN?!

[@rnw2739]

Colins comebacks (especially to the Aussie old bag) were legendary and eclipsed them all!

[@Toramai-pi8wx]

And I will see this Colin Baker, giving the guy who played that time lord commander his coffee, knowing that he’s a part of the episode and not the hired help is peak Doctor energy

[@fifthdoctor]

He’s so funny I love him

[@jonothanthrace1530]

It's wild how Sarah's voice is exactly the same as it was in 1981.

[@leadinglady046]

Colins "of course you do" was perfect 😂

[@fifthdoctor]

he’s so sassy I love him

[@DiamandaHagan]

The Davison era commentaries are legendary. Please find the best bits from Black orchid.

[@SamR1995]

All of it!

[@Cybermat47]

Haven’t watched your stuff in ages, I’ll have to catch up :) I feel like the new film _The Sudbury Devil_ is the sort of thing you’d review lol

[@kingofpointless]

You were the one that introduced me to them.

[@DiamandaHagan]

@@kingofpointless :). Always lovely to hear from someone who listened to one of my things and found something cool because of it.

[@kingofpointless]

@@DiamandaHagan There's been a lot like that from your oeuvre.

[@chwthomas09]

"You've had more companions then any other doctor" The First doctor and his 10 companions: Am I A joke to you?

[@jolinkarlsson8569]

Second doctor too

[@lucasdolding6924]

@@jolinkarlsson8569 2 only had 5 companions (6 if you count Brig)

[@nicholasbradshaw]

Janet whipping out all the Aussie references in her arsenal. Peace Love and Vegetables, Gumnut Babies, Bodgies and Widgies... Honestly, it feels like she really WAS the alien in her time. Fantastic counter to the others in the TARDIS team of the time.

[@fifthdoctor]

I know, as an aussie myself I really appreciate it! I will always try and stick all her aussie references in these videos lol

[@nicholasbradshaw]

We practically have a little club that nobody else knows about. It's like I'm gossiping at school again!

[@rnw2739]

Hilarious how her Australian accent has got stronger even though she's been here for 40 odd years....

[@fifthdoctor]

@@rnw2739 apparently Janet used to put on an English accent back in the day but now I think she just embraces her aussie side

[@nicholasbradshaw]

She must be chanting to herself (MUST SUPPRESS THE ENGLISH. MUST SUPPRESS THE ENGLISH.)

[@parker9627]

The 5th doctor dvd commentaries are brilliant. The visitation is another brilliant one. Poor Adric’s hangover is the stuff of legends 😂

[@cdst8888]

True they were just left alone to watch the story, with no annoying moderator like in future commentaries.

[@acebennett458]

2:12 Colin: Can I have the job now?

[@Xanthe_Cat]

5:02 Welcome back to Episode Three of “Maxil”, starring Colin Baker as Archie Maxil, “the enforcer”. Cracks me up every time! Thanks for editing this down to the chaotic highlights.

[@fifthdoctor]

That’s okay! Glad you can get a laugh out of it :)

[@TrashMammal2002]

"And his hat"

[@carolinemerk9814]

“Shake it all about” absolutely tickles me and lives in my head rent free.

[@lbricks7631]

As an australian I can confirm that they do look like gumnuts, the sign of a healthy population of drop bears.

[@nicholasbradshaw]

Tourists to Australia, please know that drop bears are especially aggravated by American accents. I don't know why, but the tonality is just too much for them. The best way to avoid being dropped on is to either avoid trees, or otherwise rub Vegemite somewhere on you (I think it's the top of your lip if memory serves correctly) to confuse them.

[@mrjoe5292]

@@nicholasbradshaw What about somewhere just outside of London accents? I've always wanted to go to Australia but the Dropbear threat has always put me off.

[@nicholasbradshaw]

@@mrjoe5292 Yeah, they won't kill you but they will look scornfully at you instead. I guess they tolerate Brits.

[@binary1769]

Does Colin sit in on the caves of androzani commentary? I don't know why, but I really do love the five era commentaries. You can tell this TARDIS Team had so much dedication and chemistry. I'm simply in love with them.

[@fifthdoctor]

From what I remember he does not I’m afraid, it’s just Peter, Nicola and the director Graeme Harper. Afaik this is the only multi doctor commentary although I haven’t listened to the five doctors yet. But yeah I totally agree, the five era commentaries are absolutely the best and some of the most entertaining.

[@lucaseveretts1067]

​@@fifthdoctornot the only one! The movie has McCoy and McGann and is one of the most chaotic ones I've heard

[@fifthdoctor]

@@lucaseveretts1067 oh yes you’re absolutely right!

[@christybrown5384]

I'm glad to see you uploading again. These are always a joy to listen to.

[@fifthdoctor]

glad you like them! I generally have fun making these they just take a while to do 😅 maybe I’ll do planet of fire or something next who knows

[@codibooker5091]

@@fifthdoctor yay i'd love that!!!

[@rustyfingers4233]

I hope that there are more Amsterdam stories that they have although I assume that they are better not be told out loud in front of BBC 🤣Colin Baker is so great in this one, I hope to see edits from his commentaries!

[@fifthdoctor]

oh I’m sure there are. If I ever meet janet I’m definitely going to ask im sure she’d be happy to share lol and yeah I def need to listen to more of Colin’s commentaries. the twin dilemma is pretty funny from memory all things considered

[@maxkennedy7430]

I love this! Hope to see more. One of my favourite community moments is one in Snakedance where the Doctor is Making a small white device with wires and Peter Davison says “Look! I’ve invented the first IPod!”

[@fifthdoctor]

Yes I love that part! Also when Janet says ‘my snake’s inflating!!’

[@MysteriousJG]

Oooh, do Time-Flight next! It's so good, there's this whole sequence where Pete is sort of poking gentle fun at the late Anthony Ainley by fake-praising him, and Janet says something like "They can't see your face, Pete!" And he goes "I'm very tired." I don't know, impossible to explain but so funny...

[@sg-zd8eb]

Shame Peter didn’t do commentary on any of Colin’s stories.

[@normallynormal3573]

He was in Colin's behind the sofa for Season 22 so at least we got that.

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

I love Collin's American & Jamaican accents. These DVD commentaries are treasures.

[@Smellbringer]

I will never be able to take the opening intro seriously again after Janet asked Peter if he was being goosed.

[@SadBnnuy]

Colin: 🐔

[@bellboy7809]

I watched all of your videos today, thank you very much for highlighting these. Simply wonderful.

[@fifthdoctor]

No worries, glad you like them! :)

[@bookwormat5418]

“I just mugged the gardener”

[@mikebliss3153]

I love the Doctor Who Best Friends Club. Madness.

[@theunknowneditor63]

These videos bring life to my cold dead heart, please make more

[@SammEater]

The red light district story was hilarious.

[@fifthdoctor]

Janet and Peter always have the best stories to tell, can’t wait for their season 20 bluray extras

[@SammEater]

​@@fifthdoctori am definitelly getting that bluray. Lol

[@fifthdoctor]

@@SammEater comes out on the 18th I’m fairly sure :)

[@Scikoop75]

i live for this kind of content, i love these commentary edits!!

[@bugy_sponge]

yes!!this is one of my fave ones of yours its very nice to see it in one peice!

[@fifthdoctor]

glad you like it! only took me 9 months to put it all together 😅

[@AnthonyP73]

These are fab, I've never had the time nor inclination to listen to the commentaries so more of these would be terrific

[@fifthdoctor]

glad you like them :) there’s definitely more in the works!

[@velveteensugar-coatlordoft6574]

These give me a LIFE!!✨

[@LocalTorchwoodIntern]

The return of my favorite video series on the planet has arrived, YIPPIE

[@mallory2058]

so glad these videos are back! ive been wanting to get the dvds just for the commentary

[@fifthdoctor]

Totally recommend!! (that’s what I do lol love the collection boxsets they’re definitely worth it)

[@renegadetimelord9065]

Please upload more of these commentarys, the constant janet abuse is hilarious ha

[@jolinkarlsson8569]

I love colin’s American/Texas accent it’s pretty good

[@justinhamilton8647]

The classic who holy grail channel

[@fifthdoctor]

i am so glad you think so haha is there any other behind the scenes stuff you want me to edit? might do some behind the sofas at some point

[@justinhamilton8647]

@@fifthdoctor PLEASE behind the sofa im begging so hard right now

[@fifthdoctor]

@@justinhamilton8647 ok will definitely keep it in mind ;)

[@harrycarson6526]

Is there any more chaotic commentary tracks because I desperately need more right now!

[@fifthdoctor]

I definitely plan on making more I just work way too much so I never have any time 😭 I would definitely recommend listening to the full commentaries though if you can

[@harrycarson6526]

@@fifthdoctor is there any other full chaotic commentaries you would like to recommend checking out?

[@fifthdoctor]

@@harrycarson6526 off the top of my head anything with the first 5th doctor tardis team is pretty funny (also planet of fire), also ones with david tennant and catherine tate (so fires of pompeii and journeys end). sometimes they are a bit repetitive because certain actors like to complain about the same stuff which is what I usually cut out but they are definitely worth a listen. I’ve heard the five doctors commentary with like carol ann ford, nicolas courtney etc is pretty good too.

[@harrycarson6526]

@fifthdoctor thank dude! I'll definitely be checking them out very soon!

[@fifthdoctor]

@@harrycarson6526 all good! hope you enjoy ☺️

[@Jasmine-re5zb]

Love how chaotic this is. Although Omega x Doctor isn't a new ship it has been a ship for a while

[@fifthdoctor]

evidently I mean janet fielding must’ve been shipping it since the 80s at least

[@MazoEmboVA]

Was there ever an explanation for The Doctor turning into a Galiferyan Gaurd's face lmao

[@fifthdoctor]

idk maybe he thought he was hot

[@EditedAF987]

The 5th doctor was feeling really prideful about saving Peri, which caused him to think about that time he met a guy with a peacock hat.

[@Jokie155]

Everything up to and including Androzani was cynical, bitter, mean. So he became the pinnacle of all those things. The guard who tried to execute him.

[@roninc.3465]

FUNNY AF!!!!! KEEP GOING MAKE MORE OF THEM! And good luck on studies!

[@fifthdoctor]

Thank you! Nearly finished for the year so hopefully I will get around to posting some more soon :)

[@codibooker5091]

fuck yeah as an australian viewer we love

[@fifthdoctor]

as an australian editor I also love

[@PercyandDuckfan94]

You should do any of the three commentaries of "The Five Doctors", they are very funny! XD

[@josephryan362]

Cool another Peter Davidson doctor who story Colin baker is right the last time Peter Davidson was on the floor as the fifth was when Peter Davidson turned into Colin baker in the caves of androzani

[@rnw2739]

I pissed myself at Colins comeback to the Aussie crone! AUSSIE CRONE: "Am I walking into two saddo, middle-aged men talking about who they fancy?" COLIN BAKER: "Yes, and funnily enough your name didn't come up!"

[@BenM.Davies]

You should do one for The Five Doctors commentary with Davit Tennant, Phil Colinson and Helen Raynor, that ones just them gushing and making fun of the episode.

[@timeywimeybrony]

Your back!! Yay Question: how do you record these parts? Dvd ripping doesn't work on theme kids of things

[@fifthdoctor]

I use a program called Handbrake to turn the DVDs into mp4! I just have to find the right audio channel for the commentary which sometimes takes some experimentation. And for Blu-ray Discs i use an additional program called makemkv which allows me to rip bluray with handbrake and also watch the discs with vlc :) It’s a little bit of a process to set up but so so so useful once you know how to do it. Would also recommend a decent PC.

[@timeywimeybrony]

@@fifthdoctor :) Thanks 😊

[@Lumibear.]

I feel there may have been wine.

[@fifthdoctor]

I think you’re probably right

[@cybernovadw5124]

Ah, once again you beat me to editing this commentary.

[@fifthdoctor]

ahaha sorry abt that! 😅 I actually started this one like last year but didn’t finish the other half of it for ages. Would love to see your spin on it though!

[@Schluffy]

Omg put all of these right into my veins ❤

[@lukascartoons2645]

Do one for the commentary of Brain of Morbuis. It's hilarious

[@Toramai-pi8wx]

The twin Dilemma. Post it! Do it you know you want to.

[@fifthdoctor]

ok ok haha I remember laughing pretty hard at that one although I haven’t watched it in like 2 years. will definitely add it to the list though :)

[@rawyld]

Love audio commentary

[@minicle426]

How about the Five Doctors next?

[@fifthdoctor]

yea I really wanna do that one! Will get my hands on a copy of it within the next month or so maybe but we’ll see how long it takes to edit lol. Maybe by December 😅😅😅

[@minicle426]

​@@fifthdoctorI believe there's about three commentary tracks. One being hidden on the 25th anniversary version.

[@fifthdoctor]

@@minicle426 yea I’m assuming the bluray will have them all. not sure if I should do a mashup of them or just pick the funniest one 🤔 might take a while

[@kmartradio]

Colin sounds like George W. Bush doing the southern American accent 😆

[@josephryan362]

I didn't know that this doctor who story has audio commentary on this doctor who dvd how do you activate it

[@fifthdoctor]

If you have the dvd there should maybe be an option in the title screen? Otherwise if you’re watching with VLC or something you can try changing the audio channel :)

[@BarryLetts379]

Please upload more!

[@experi-mentalproductions5358]

Are all of the commentaries this funny?

[@fifthdoctor]

not all of them but a decent amount are :) peter’s are maybe the funniest.

[@Monocheto1]

​@@fifthdoctoris there one for warriors of the deep? I want to see the part 1 cliffhanger 😂

[@farmbrough]

That's saved me 93 minutes, thank you.

[@fifthdoctor]

you’re very welcome (but still go listen to the whole thing anyway if you can lol)

[@davidfarmbroughrealtor]

Oh of course I will. In reality. Probably when I am doing the ironing or something.@@fifthdoctor

[@lr2181]

I wonder what happenned to that hat.

[@fifthdoctor]

would make a great addition to my collection tbh

[@jamma.77]

Could we see one of these for the Time-Flight commentary?

[@SimonMinall-Burdett]

This was awesome 😂😂😂

[@bevenstarlow]

Do castrovalva ! Goated story

[@KateMalden]

Lose Tegan at Heathrow airport... Result!!! 😅

[@ksay7649]

Fabulous 😊

[@jolinkarlsson8569]

*they may be idiots but they are my idiots* 😊

[@Loremlpsumdolor]

This is so silly!

[@АртемПістунов]

Do all metal boots just enhance the thighs?