The Arizona Cardinals: Professional Football's Retirement Home

[@knightradiant4990]

This went from wine to milk back to wine within 3 years

[@gauravagochiya4218]

It never really went to milk with that one playoff season due to how they collapsed in horrific fashion the entire second half of that season

[@A.P-r2c]

Back to wine 😂

[@matthewgliatto7339]

Well, every team gets to enjoy a few good stretches over the years, even if they’re few and far between. I was about to say “except the Browns”, but even *they* have turned a corner and done some winning in the Stefanski era. They’ve made the playoffs in 2 of the last 4 seasons.

[@WestCoastCheeseHead]

And now back to milk now that they’re a young team that plays hard for Gannon

[@kingkeston1847]

@@WestCoastCheeseHeadbeing extremely mediocre does not make this video age like milk. Quite the opposite

[@melenzoferrer4786]

The Retirement Home is still alive. Came here after JJ Watt announced his retirement.

[@16ktsgamma]

Hopefully the new GM is a lot better at his job because the Cards deserve better than Kiem and Kliff.

[@AutoArtemAuto]

And now AJ Green joins him.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

​@@16ktsgamma too bad Bidwell fucked up again

[@justanotherrandomguyinthec1835]

​@@16ktsgamma They released Hopkins.

[@seansalmon6417]

Such a shame Larry Fitzgerald didn't get his ring. He is one of the most deserving people there is. Class Act.

[@ceebee312]

THIS generation's John Stockton ... such ashame

[@brandonperez5697]

Actually you know what he needs to head to the Patriots

[@iamhungey12345]

He was so close in 2009.

[@cityhawk]

Steelers Fan What it goes to show is that, even if you’re a future HOF WR, if you’re surrounded by ineptitude, it doesn’t matter.

[@iamhungey12345]

@@cityhawk Not to mention the one chance your team had turns out to be the only one. Hurts worse when you came close to winning it as well.

[@Terinije]

My grandpa was a Chicago Cardinals fan. Each football season, he'd just say, "Any team that abandons this town deserves the hell it gets." Wise man.... that held a grudge for decades.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Well, all the ones that stayed also got hell at some point too

[@Con-b6x]

@@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza All of them did

[@mrperson0140]

Poor Fitz, well at least he made a Super Bowl in his career. Johnson and Thomas never got that chance.

[@Tronathon242]

I honestly feel like crying sometimes for this guy. Sure, he's loyal to a fault, but looks what that has done for him. Still, like with Randy Moss, immortality in Canton awaits.

[@mrofficermancop]

Ha which Johnson u referencing to

[@vincenzofromwiisports3993]

Bosstexans Calvin Johnson

[@AzureKite]

@@vincenzofromwiisports3993 Andre Johnson fits too

[@TheMemeBoi]

Moss too

[@Arbiterrocks5436]

With the #1 pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select... The university of Alabama!

[@STTDB1990]

They'll figure out a way to fuck it up and not pick Bosa lmao

[@weakestlink20]

Or Kyler Murray.

[@ryancarroll1697]

With the first pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select, Matt Barkley, Buffalo

[@elpoundo4235]

Real original

[@UHOH_415]

They select the butt fumble

[@Solar424]

Reminder that the Cardinals now have the longest championship drought in American professional sports now that the Cubs won the World Series

[@RYMAN1321]

It's criminal they didn't win Super Bowl XLIII. They had it in the bag and couldn't seal the deal.

[@brandonmcdaniel5447]

Have they ever won a Super Bowl?

[@RYMAN1321]

@@brandonmcdaniel5447 No, they never have. Super Bowl XLIII has been their only appearance. That's why the loss is still so painful, even 10 years later.

[@brandonmcdaniel5447]

@@RYMAN1321 Wow. That is just pure pathetic right there.

[@amr-bw4gf]

Brandon McDaniel how? There’s plenty of teams that haven’t even been to an sb

[@jonathanbrazzale8373]

10/10 vid, rip David Johnsons and Larry Fitzgeralds career

[@TheUPChannel]

Damn shame. Fitzgerald was/is a great player.

[@AA12Master]

Don't forget they're wasting Patrick Peterson's career too

[@HurricaneGrims]

I feel the pain

[@radiantlegend9242]

@@AA12Master often forgotten smh

[@AA12Master]

@@radiantlegend9242 best CB in the league imo.

[@darealconman]

This video deserves a well-deserved update now that Kliff Kingsbury has been fired, and Steve Keim resigned due to health issues… one year after both men signed a 6-year contract extension. Arizona is truly starting over again with the exception of QB, since they do have Kyler Murray locked up until 2027. However, that doesn’t mean Kyler won’t be gone before then.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Health issues = alcoholism

[@bmcminn8838]

I've had coffee in the same state as Sean Mcvay.....my interview for the Dallas Cowboys is in a couple days

[@coreylineberry8557]

With the Clapper?

[@shifty3414]

Ah what a prospect

[@nationalfootballanalysts8151]

@Caleb Kent 7:03

[@jacksonbeck5747]

Bullshit. Fake story.

[@ohioboy1878]

@@jacksonbeck5747 your just a hater

[@TheIceberg]

How much dirt do they have on Fitz? That is the real question here.

[@UHOH_415]

I feel bad for Fitz... he needs to have a ring before he retires

[@NostalgiaWound]

Fitzgerald was accused of grabbing the mother of his child by the throat. Happened sometime in 2008. No one really talks about that.

[@Stupid33]

Nostalgia Wound that’s not that serious probably an act of anger and it sounds like he was pretty young at the time.

[@jacksond4164]

Does Fitz even got dirt?🤣 I mean hes cleaner than the Lions trophy case

[@DaDualityofMan]

@@jacksond4164 Exactly! He's too clean! You know the Cards must have a lot on him.

[@JDP2104]

As a cardinals fan, I've been waiting for this

[@shhebebbabs1147]

Same but lol

[@therealmvp2717]

Y'all need to get a line and then you will he good. The hire at HC I think was a good hire. Rosen just needs time and he will succeed

[@therealmvp2717]

Time in the pocket

[@JDP2104]

@@therealmvp2717 for real all we need is an o-line to protect Rosen and an offensively minded HC to match him and we're good to go. Cuz our defense is already pretty good and will only be better once Nick Bosa joins the squad

[@therealmvp2717]

@@JDP2104 Kignsbury is Offensive minded. I would get Trent Brown in FA. Or trade down for more picks and pick up another Dlineman and get a O-lineman as well.

[@kingofgrim4761]

Rip Larry Fitz, he deserves a ring but he’s on the cardinals so he won’t be able to.

[@UHOH_415]

If he went to New England I would feel happy for him... just because he finally got his ring that he deserves

[@jodeboyd8386]

the Barry Sanders of wide receiving

[@dcollins8718]

@@jodeboyd8386 Can't be at least Larry appeared in a super bowl

[@Corninthesky]

They were sooooo close though :(

[@jacksond4164]

Fitzgerald got come to New England for 1 year, get a ring and go back to Arizona and retire a Cardinal

[@pastormaldonado9246]

This aged like a fine wine

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Arians: "I'm tired of the grind of football." Brady: "I'm signing with the Bucs." Arians: *pulls Uno reverse card on career*

[@tarekidrissi8607]

Aaaaand they won a Super Bowl together

[@BigDaddyCaine]

Yeah ok

[@cacopoggers677]

You son of a bitch I'm in. -Arians, probably

[@darealconman]

Bruce Arians was hired by the Bucs *BEFORE* Tom Brady signed with Tampa Bay.

[@ITDBruins]

Arians was brought in in 2019, the year Jameis had that 30/30 season

[@stephens.6226]

Arizona is a cursed sports state. Oh well, at least they will always remember beating the Yankees on a walk-off hit in game 7.

[@edenjung9816]

And they always have a lot of injuries.

[@lorddalek]

The curse of the Pottsville Maroons goes all the way back to Chicago though.

[@UHOH_415]

Well the D-Backs the playoffs in 2017, Chase Field sold out last week... right?

[@tylerm6453]

Kinda like Minneapolis

[@CJbrinkman602]

The best team in the state right now is the Coyotes, let that sink in

[@jayvilla6277]

The Carolina Panthers, Professional Football's On-Again Off-Again Lolcow

[@DNSKansas]

Carolina has had a lot of suckage. Let's see: Kerry Collins, the total collapse after '96, Fred Lane murdered by his wife, Weinke leading the Panthers to 15 straight Ls in 2001, Kasay failing to keep his kickoff in bounds when he needed to most, Cam melting down on the biggest stage, a sexually depraved owner, and last but not least, RAE CARRUTH and GREG HARDY.

[@wesleyhunt7599]

The football equivalent of the MLB Giants. Only on odd-years instead.

[@UHOH_415]

They are the San Francisco Giants of the NFL... make it in one season, miss the playoffs the next year Looks like someone beat me to it

[@kaminsod4077]

@@DNSKansas And being one defensive stop away from a superbowl win, only for Adam Vinatieri and his golden foot to crush our dreams.

[@jonathand.9555]

Even-year Lolcow

[@30likeimcurry]

the Los Angeles Lakers: the NBA’s Next Biggest Shitshow

[@NobleDemonTim]

Lebron is NOT GM material. He's the reason why Pat Riley is STILL a better NBA lifer than Magic Johnson is.

[@patrickb33339]

The Los Angeles Lakers: the NBA’s California Wildfire.

[@rachelguzzo1602]

Dank Funny+ Lakers fans thought they could make the finals😂😂😂 So glad he didn’t come to Philly, that place is SUCH a shitshow😂

[@JShaggy]

The Los Angeles Lakers: Professional Basketball's Unending Soap Opera

[@30likeimcurry]

JShaggy “This week... on Days of our Lakers”

[@maxmuetzel5364]

Cardinals: Cliff Kingsbury, is it true you had a losing record in college. Cliff: Yeah, but I coached Patrick Maholmes. Cardinals: Your hired!!!

[@somehistorynerd]

Gridiron Heights?

[@maxmuetzel5364]

@@somehistorynerd yes

[@patrickroden4481]

Here's a gift basket I made!

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

Congrats now you got to the playoffs and lost to Matt staford

[@byufan4ever013]

As a Cardinals fan, this is depressingly accurate.

[@JRGProjects]

No kidding

[@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244]

As a seahawks fan i feel for you

[@lhaviland8602]

As a what?

[@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244]

@@lhaviland8602 a hawks fan

[@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244]

@@lhaviland8602 even tho i hate arizona football teams(fuck you sun devils) i feel for them. almost winning it all

[@2K_CFB]

As one of the few Cardinals fans left, this video hurts.

[@lsuperior]

let us pray to the altar of larry together in a moment of silence... amen

[@robfreedman6496]

I have hope that we will get better!

[@2K_CFB]

@@lsuperior "And on the 5th day, God said, 'Let there be Fitz.'"

[@timothy8045]

Football2Gaming and I thought me being a Vikings fan was hard

[@matthewpabis9543]

Agree, huge cardinals fan and this just hurts to watch

[@treebolne9910]

Larry deserves a ring so bad 😔

[@pottytheparrot310]

Treebol ne Come to NE Larry

[@gimbobjenkins405]

So did Marino.

[@bodarville7860]

It still bothers me that they lost SB 43.

[@Videogamelover58]

@@bodarville7860 me too 😭

[@RYMAN1321]

@@bodarville7860 There's no excuse why they lost that game. They had the game won, but let Pittsburgh march right down the field and score. Hard to believe it's been 10 years already.

[@culleno872]

Poor fitz. He deserves so much better

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

If he was on almost any other team, he would've posted better numbers than Jerry Rice. Even with him being on the Cardinals, he's still the best WR in the last 2 decades.

[@culleno872]

Matthew Mazzatto I don’t know. But fitz on any other team would be way fucking better than the cards, they never gave a fuck about him

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

@@matthewmazzatto8003 Jerry Rice is the greatest football player ever and is the Gretzky of the NFL, so Fitz would not have better numbers than him.

[@rodafowa1279]

He could’ve left years ago. While it’s great he’s so loyal to a team in this day and age (especially a bad one), I find it hard to feel sorry for him when he willingly chooses the misery.

[@gimbobjenkins405]

So did Barry Sanders.

[@joshfriedman7099]

Fitzgerald's career has been way more successful than Joe Thomas or Calvin Johnson. Larry got to play in a Super Bowl while Johnson never won a playoff game and Thomas never even got a chance to play in the postseason.

[@bingbongsong4748]

If Jimmy G didnt get hurt they would've been 1-15

[@bdough5012]

and thats a good thing? im not a fan of any of the teams involved, and from here i feel worst for Larry and feels like hes accomplished the same so yay moral victory? Johnson went out on his own terms rather than clinging to the hope of making something in detroit feels worse cuz fitz stayed

[@darianclark3980]

2023: Dang, this video aged like fine wine that's soo divine, glistening from the refreshing sunshine.👌

[@Jonk_Jonk]

Ah the NFLs worst team, both this past season and overall

[@c.a.clayton4584]

Somebody's been watching FivePointsVids

[@UHOH_415]

I feel bad for Fitz... who agrees?

[@leonardopuente194]

That's the Detroit lions

[@rolltide727]

Leonardo Puente definitely not.... they have some good players, Kerryon, Golliday, Ansah, Stafford, Slay, etc.

[@JDP2104]

@@rolltide727 I think he meant all time

[@SwagDoge71Vab2]

ExpressVPN is better at protecting your internet activity than the Cardinals O-line is at protecting their quarterback.

[@itz_ryugium3525]

Ew1128 Not saying much. A bone dry ripped condom can protect more.

[@paulbbryan]

I also feel awful for Larry Fitzgerald, who has always seemed like a smart, nice guy in interviews and a monster on the field. He has many, many things to be proud of in his career, but he will go down as one of the bigger wasted talents of his generation. One solace could be that his talent, personality, and loyalty are traits that have made him well known to and admired by fans everywhere and he will be remembered more than many receivers who've experienced far more success. In thirty years, do you think you're more likely to forget Fitzgerald (no rings) or Chris Hogan (two rings)? He is a player that every gamer wants on their team, and I'm sure he's held up thousands of simulated championships taking place all across the county, not just in Arizona. I think that's special, at least.

[@patrick-xu1go]

*the biggest wasted talent of all time PS you just did Chris Hogan so dirty lmao

[@paulbbryan]

@@patrick-xu1go I know! I felt a little badly about it and maybe I should've tried to find some journeyman who got a couple rings but in the moment I just tried to think of someone who has at least two rings from this dumb pats team. And the guy just won the super bowl, if anybody can take a jab, it's someone who just got a ring.

[@octavianflores1522]

Have you guys seen the all time WR in NFL history?

[@RYMAN1321]

It's criminal they didn't win Super Bowl XLIII. They did so many things wrong in that game. And losing in the last 30 seconds was painful AF. Good game, but depressing how it ended. (As with XLIX)

[@Phinal_Flash]

What about Brandon Marshall? He's never even been in a playoff game. Fitzgerald can at least say that.

[@MiguelRodriguez-nq8mf]

As a life long Cardinals fan. Thank you for this. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@UHOH_415]

Things are looking up for the Cardinals. A 5-2 record in a loaded NFC West. Including wins against the NFC Champions in the 49ers, and a big win against the Seahawks last night on SNF. The Cardinals have hit a rough patch in recent weeks. Losses to Seattle, New England and the Rams after the Hail Mary to Hopkins to beat the Bills.

[@KC-zi7pw]

They are also the only team in the NFC West to win against the Bills

[@bdough5012]

aged worse than the video...

[@souls_44]

The cardinals look loaded signing free agents, but idk if they have potential.

[@ricadonavarro6335]

I’m not a fan of the Cardinals, but I think they have a lot of upside. They only have three losses so far on the season. Murray and Hopkins are supposed to come back today against the Bears.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Then Kingsbury fucked up everything again and Keirn is STILL employed

[@yankees2864]

You should really do Seattle Mariners : A sunken ship. Legacy of failure, or a lolcow video would do now that the baseball season is approching

[@UHOH_415]

He’s gonna do a legacy of failure on them...

[@zdoggzero6595]

As an M’s fan, I would be more than happy for that franchise to be put on roast mode

[@butternuts3656]

Or maybe he should just make his own content and if you want to make videos you are free to do so as well?

[@yankees2864]

Butter Nuts I’m only suggesting content. It’s something that a lot of people want and it’s almost baseball season. Just Saying.

[@spaceghost704]

As a Sub-Mariners fan, he could probably combine all three in a single video. Of course it would probably be over an hour long to show all the ineptitude.

[@Tridentcity]

Seattle Mariners: professional baseball’s titanic. Now that we’re starting a 4 year rebuild while actively maintaining the longest playoff drought in North American sports, we deserve it

[@stephens.6226]

Your profile pic 😂 But in all honesty I feel bad for you guys.

[@UHOH_415]

micah lamarche not a titanic... A legacy of failure... how do you waste A-Rod, Griffey, Ichiro, King Felix, Edwin Diaz

[@Tridentcity]

MrUHOH415 that’s what I mean by titanic. Such great potential, such high expectations, only to collapse and sink into the Atlantic

[@timothy8045]

micah lamarche and you lost to the cowboys

[@brandonstickels5435]

Just because you said it out loud doesn't make it hurt any less

[@plainsimple2222]

Next the Detroit Lions: Professional Football’s Premature Cemetery

[@darealconman]

Detroit Lions: Professional Football's Ultimate Legacy of Failure

[@johncerk2618]

Don't feel bad lion's fans I'm a Packer fan.My opinion is the Packers are by far the worst team in NFL.Rodgers is a tool bag off the field is new rumor.

[@EverythingIsGuchi]

Detroit Lions: The ORIGINAL 0-16 Team

[@mercmouth214]

Detroit Lions: Professional Football’s cursed team

[@snakeeyes9246]

@@johncerk2618 the Green Bay Packers: Professional Football's Hail Mary

[@EugeneHKrabs-ix3ru]

Hopefully this video will have the same effect on the Cardinals as it did with the Bears, Rams, Eagles, etc. -depressed Cardinals fan

[@FalloutProfile]

We got Michael Vick v.2 so I'm happy

[@danshazam8511]

Cardinals are fine. We'll win a super bowl in less than 5 years and continue being successful. We aren't even bottom 10 worse NFL franchises of all time. The OP had too much drugs before making this idiotic video.

[@LeatherDaddy97]

@@danshazam8511 you have to be successful first before you can continue being successful you know

[@sideswipebasura7503]

Petrovich 93! I don’t know if you are just stupid or trying to be funny.

[@martytu20]

Petrovich 93! Only for the NFC West to turn into a bloodbath between the Niners, Seahawks and Rams. Enjoy your draft pick.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Every league has that one team that the casual fan occasionally notices exists. The Cardinals are that team in the NFL.

[@Thosewithnonames]

ZhangtheGreat w

[@rc9006]

Ryan R Nah Lions for sure

[@therealmaskedheel]

Aaaaannnd they drafted Kyler Murray, thus telling Rosen to go kick rocks after one season, much like Wilks.

[@stefanovitali2925]

You have no idea how bad it was. Wasn't Rosen fault, but radical change was sorely needed.

[@vancetheseas3471]

Stefano Vitali they just drafted Rosen though in the FIRST round last year are the cardinals retarded or something watch Rosen become a HOF after he goes to a team that gives a shit about him

[@j.rivera6402]

Rosen is playing well in Miami. What a disappointment that we let him go.

[@joedav02]

SCORPION 😳

[@johnabney9558]

@@j.rivera6402 This comment didn't age well

[@AutoArtemAuto]

AJ Green has now retired as well. They're living up to their names well.

[@jei1600]

That description of Kliff Kingsbury aged like the finest wine

[@josephflanigan3649]

I moved to Arizona earlier this year cuz my grandparents are here. My grandpa says that the Cardinals really don’t have much of a home field advantage. During Fall and Winter, people from up north come to live in Arizona to get away from the snow. They’re called “snowbirds.” So they go to the Cards home games and root for the away teams. The Steelers fans that showed up last weekend to the game is the perfect example. They were loud and numerous.

[@donphilp7511]

I have watched 4 of these older vids just on the NFL from urinating tree. What is most astounding Is that they are still pertinent in 2022. This guy's got brains guts And a fantastic delivery. You can watch all the network sports you want but you won't know what really happened until until urinating tree slaps you in the face with it. Keep it up sir

[@JamesCopeland03]

As a Cardinals fan, this might be the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

[@patrickb33339]

About damn time a video was made about the Arizona Cardinals! Great video as always UTree!

[@Thentavius]

ExpressVPN: It won't fail you like the Cardinals defense keeps failing its head coach.

[@crismicelli5613]

If Jimmy G didnt get hurt they would've been 1-15

[@tombradyshadycheatsquadspy5590]

He’s overrated

[@emperorloser7970]

If the Packers didn’t lose they’d be 2-14

[@JoeyDubs1128]

Cris Micelli nah bruh why you write such a dumb comment?

[@crismicelli5613]

@@JoeyDubs1128 because 2 out of the 3 wins they got were against the Jimmy G less Niners.

[@JoeyDubs1128]

Cris Micelli if we had Jimmy G we’d get 8-10 wins. 😒

[@josephnajarian2038]

Besides Fitzgerald, who probably will never win a ring, I really felt for Bruce Arians, especially when he made his initial retirement. Yes, he won two Super Bowls with the Steelers but he’s such a great offensive mind and knowledgeable head coach that I was really pulling for the Cardinals to win during his tenure. Not a Cardinals fan, but Arians really deserved better, especially with his harsh injury luck. Now he’s coach of the Buccaneers which really confuses me. He’s had several health scares, while coaching a bad team like Tampa would be really stressful for him. I’m not a Cardinals fan, but I absolutely loved that NFC Champion team and the 13-3 team. They both had Fitzgerald obviously but I found those teams to be so much fun to watch. Especially because Kurt Warner is one of my all time favorite quarterbacks and seeing him and Carson Palmer rejuvenated was simply awesome.

[@cellmax55]

Well arians has his shot at glory for ~ 1-3 years with tom brady and gronk

[@josephnajarian2038]

Cellious Maximous Yeah, this comment didn’t age well at all. Tampa has the league on notice with all those bold moves during the offseason.

[@Rockhound6165]

Arians is part of the blame for not succeeding. Not doing anything about the offensive line chief among his failures.

[@josephnajarian2038]

Update: BRUCE ARIANS WINS A SUPER BOWL. The Cardinals get a trophy of bubonic plague.

[@jordenwatson1071]

Welp... better get ready for this as a Zona fan. Oh boy.

[@JDP2104]

I'm so sad because this video is so true

[@jordenwatson1071]

Sadly, I agree. We've always been a dumpster fire, with a few years of light that just died. I love our group, but man we suck.

[@sworntoavenge]

AZ as a state is not a great place for sports fans... what does it say when our most optimistic future is in our NHL minor league XD

[@djtrankilo231]

@@sworntoavenge and Auston Matthews

[@codyjames52]

Someone get this man what ever he wants to drink. He'll need it.

[@awesome696969696]

The Los Angeles Angels: Professional Baseball’s Derailed Hypetrain

[@rachelguzzo1602]

Luke McLellan+ Lakers*

[@UHOH_415]

Poor Mike Trout... wasted talent man

[@djtrankilo231]

That'd be a good one.

[@chaosgreyblood]

There's always a revisited version for that, y'know.

[@bootis32]

Good title, my man.

[@AutoArtemAuto]

It really is the retirement home. J.J. Watt has just announced that he is retiring after this season.

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

Well they ARE the oldest professional football team currently in the NFL so it makes sense they're the league's retirement home.

[@jacklowe74]

I was 7 when they made the Super Bowl. And now... I don't wanna talk about it.

[@RYMAN1321]

Time flies doesn't it? 10 years. I can't imagine how devastated you were that night 02/01/09

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

I was 8. I know how you feel.

[@aireeso5089]

Wow the last time i was this early, The cardinals won a superbowl

[@DNSKansas]

@Christopher Treacy beat Philly in the '47 NFL title game, lost in a rematch the next year

[@aireeso5089]

@Christopher Treacy still not a super bowl

[@jimmynomadd9405]

ShadowSlayerGaming so you’ve never been this early..

[@aireeso5089]

@@jimmynomadd9405 pretty much

[@caleisnotfunny]

So never

[@FantasyIce]

Who's here after the Cardinals got Hopkins

[@nardoumizaki3086]

no but i am here in the aftermath of their exposure as frauds

[@dezsk]

@@nardoumizaki3086 oh

[@nardoumizaki3086]

@@dezsk yeah it was kinda painful to watch im not even a cards fan

[@joshespedahl443]

@@nardoumizaki3086 I mean its obvious cause they arent frauds they were injured and had no secondary for a lot for the season 😅 kyler cant carry a team just like tom brady cant.

[@nametager7539]

I'm here after the Cardinals got JJ

[@tonythepenguin8752]

The Browns really took a ton of heat away from teams like this, the teams who are bad, but not last place. Now that the eclipse of the Browns Sadness is passing, these teams are being shined down on

[@Njbear7453]

Gotta celebrate winning 7 games !!! That’s how trash the Browns always have been

[@UHOH_415]

It’s better than going 0-16... and you got rid of Hue the dumbass

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

Bear 7453 jet fan you have no room to talk

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

@@Njbear7453 They won 5 of their last 7 though. Not having Hue Jackson snatch defeat from the jaws of victory gives Browns fans hope.

[@kamerad-dog]

This video ages like fine wine

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I live in Arizona and the DUI joke was SPOT ON

[@johnathanrush4666]

Yep, if there's one thing we do really well, it's throw the book at DUI offenders lol

[@LeCarnage]

The Miami Dolphins: Professional Football's Dolphin in Japanese Waters

[@patrick-xu1go]

Miami Dolphins: Professional Football’s Sushi Restaurant

[@slider903]

Beached Animal.

[@RYMAN1321]

@@patrick-xu1go At least they have rings.

[@patrick-xu1go]

Ryan Blanche the newest one is 45 years old

[@RYMAN1321]

@@patrick-xu1goThat is long ago, yes, but a Super Bowl win is a win. And the previous year before that when they went undefeated. Yes, they have also lost 3 (VI, XVII, XIX), But that's still 5 appearances with 2 wins. The Cardinals? ONE lonely appearance which they almost pulled off, but just couldn't close it out. EDIT : I have seen you have corrected your statement.

[@enigmaskull3495]

Why are Fitz, Johnson, and Peterson still will the Cardinals? Just to suffer?

[@troysmith958]

Maybe they loyal respect if that is the reason

[@enigmaskull3495]

troy smith Could be and it’s commendable if it is that.

[@andrewlarson7]

Shane Hill cus they’re loyal

[@troysmith958]

@@enigmaskull3495 yea it is larry been there bad and the good his number should be retired when hes done

[@patrick-xu1go]

Maybe they’re into BDSM?

[@TwitchyMovies]

Now THIS has been a looooong time coming! Excellent as ever UT

[@thencsmaster4343]

As a Steelers fan I have a soft spot for these guys since we played one of the greatest Super Bowls ever with them. I’d like to see them succeed one day

[@sweets7779]

Who's here when the Cardinals are 6-0 and just traded for the TE who caught the winning catch against the Patriots in Super Bowl LII

[@baldbro3693]

With all the new players added in the 2021 offseason, this video has aged like a fine wine! They just keep adding past their prime players. 😂

[@BOG0690]

"Unlike Jesus on the cross, there is no resurrection, only the 40 lashes." I can't stop laughing, that was beyond words!

[@CJEstradaMartinez]

I laughed my ass off at that one, too.

[@sportballotaku2139]

It was about 2.5 years ago now when I first saw this video. It was how I discovered UrinatingTree. I started looking into his content within the next few days. And the rest, as they say, is history. On the subject of the team, look at us now. 6 and 0, one of the best teams in football, offense producing at Big 12 caliber, our defense one of the best we've had in years. This very well could be our year. Knowing this channel, I'm fully prepared for this comment to age like milk.

[@ulisses1114]

11-6 and the number 5 seed. playing on MNF against the rams, we could very well lose this

[@sunlitsonata6853]

They got completely blown out by the Rams in the first playoff game.

[@thepassingstatic6268]

Moooooooooo......

[@liloiax22]

I'm a die-hard Cardinals fan from New Jersey (I know it's weird) but this video kills me redirecting the highlights from the Superbowl we should've won... That day n those highlights will be in my mind forever!

[@aja9469]

As a long time Cards fan..... you should do another one of these. Maybe mention where Arians comes back and takes a Florida team to win the Super bowl.... amongst other failures in Murray.

[@samhouston9162]

This video ages so well with every season

[@pherm1056]

Who’s here after JJ Watt and AJ Green retired with AZ😂

[@tristanoleary991]

Same

[@extrasalt9053]

Cardinals also share a division with the Rams, Seahawks and 49ers, making the NFC West one of the toughest divisions in the NFL.

[@lampini]

this is honestly still relevant to this day

[@Rockhound6165]

An epilogue to this: Cardinals fire their coach after one season and hire a guy who just lost his college head coaching job after 5 straight losing seasons then draft an undersized QB #1 in the draft then they trade away the QB they traded up to get last year for a mid 2nd round pick.

[@BoltTheEmolga]

So about David Johnson's huge contract...

[@jonathanjoyce4106]

ROY an, dumped a huge contract and gave up a second round pick for one of the league's best receivers... things are looking up.

[@amr-bw4gf]

that undersized qb is playing at an insane level rn lmao

[@spicyboi561]

Always a great time for a new UrinatingTree video 💓

[@LeBatakum]

Having this recommended while the Cardinals are 9-2 at the top of the NFL feels good. Maybe, just MAYBE, these days are behind us with Murray and Kingsbury coming into their own.

[@sunlitsonata6853]

Womp womp

[@MinecraftMasterChief719]

Only to get smashed by the Rams in the wild card round

[@COSMOKRAT_616]

I feel so bad for Fitzy. Hes a legendary player and such a good dude. Even playing for that dumpster fire, he is a legot perenial fantasy pick. Just wish he could have won a SB.

[@mikegalbraith9999]

Well, the Cardinals just got some new jerseys, so now players can retire in style.

[@Igor69420]

I have been waiting for this for about a year now

[@joshuamartin4624]

Kliff was actually a backup QB for the Patriots so consider the Cardinals the Patriots West. You got the regular Patriots, the Patriots North, Lions, the Patriots South, Texans or Titans I can’t choose, and Patriots West, Cardinals. Chandler Jones, Cardinal fans know him well, he won a super bowl with the Pats in 2014. Kliff, he was a no name backup for a person named Brady, Malcolm Butler, made the pick for the 2014 championship, Russell Wilson is still in the mourning of not running it to Beast Mode and now has to face off against him 2 times a year. If they end up in the same situation and fail, Seattle will call for Carroll’s head. Oh yeah, Pete Carroll was also apart of the early Patriots. I said early for a reason, he was bad on all occasions and was one of the worst hires that Kraft has ever made.

[@yaboitsv]

And now this team started 7-0 in 2021, lost 6 of their last 10 and then lost to the Rams.

[@chaosgreyblood]

Anyone in here after Arians won the Super Bowl with the Bucs?

[@AtGame7]

That may be the absolute smoothest transition into an advertisement I have ever see. I'm in awe of your talent sir.

[@jimmyywutang832]

Now that you’ve made this video the cardinals are super bowl LVI champs. The reverse jinx will live on

[@MinecraftMasterChief719]

This comment didn't aged well

[@mr.robertdobalina9199]

You know why there’s so many Cowboys fans in AZ? Not because of the 90s, but because the Cardinals have always been a joke.

[@tonytellingitlikeitis5708]

Playoff wins in the last 22 years: Cowboys: 3 Cardinals: 6 NFC Title games in the last 22 years: Cowboys: 0 Cardinals: 2 NFC Titles in the last 22 years: Cowboys: 0 Cardinals: 1 Sounds like the Cowboys are a bigger joke!

[@DNSKansas]

@ZacStrikesBack And the Packers. And the Bears. And the Broncos. And the 49ers.

[@mr.robertdobalina9199]

Tony Telling It Like It Is Holy shit I found the Cardinals fan!

[@kingofgrim4761]

Tony Telling It Like It Is Super Bowl wins in the last 22 years Cowboys 0 Cardinals 0 Seems like the only thing that matters were equal in!

[@tonytellingitlikeitis5708]

@@DNSKansas This is a transplant state, after all. LA is the same way. It's how fan demographics work out West. People move out from the East/Midwest, they continue to root for their team, and their kids would root for their Parent's team. It won't matter if AZ was one of the best teams year-in, year out.People will still root for the Giants-Bears-Packers-Steelers-Eagles-Patriots-Cowboys, etc out here.

[@cmurphy0707]

At least Arizona has the...Diamondbacks? *Goldschmidt traded to St. Louis* The Suns? *Another tank* The Coyotes? *Mediocrity defined and could be moving to Houston soon (please happen)* My condolences to you Arizona.

[@kevinblack9503]

At least Arizona isn't THE most cursed sports state of North America, that title belongs to Ohio

[@Noctifern]

Goldy already is gone and the dbacks are going to be awful

[@lsuperior]

eh, ive been pretty used to it my whole life

[@patrick-xu1go]

At least Arizona lost Senator McCain

[@SonicSkychaser]

Yup, they're fucked

[@nicolasontiveros858]

I’ve been waiting a long time for this

[@traviscummings9178]

At least Arians finally got his ring

[@kelpy_9632]

This is actually my favorite team and I was waiting for you to do a video on them and I do agree entirely even the title got it right.Good Job :)

[@achilles9448]

Growing up as a 49er fan there were season 2 that the Cardinals played very good but most of the time they were always a bad team. The only really great thing about the Cardinals is that do you have Larry Fitzgerald. He is an unbelievable good wide out. Even when you're going through tough times this guy never gave up and always played 100% and it was said that his offseason workouts very tough but he put so many hours in their weight room and the gym nobody deserves a Superbowl ring more than Larry Fitzgerald and even though like I said I'm a Niners fan I was rooting for the Arizona to beat Steelers because of Larry Fitzgerald

[@brianchua4240]

YES IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please do the Orlando Magic! Please!!!

[@DeVine22305076]

PLEASE do a Mariners lolcow, it's so overdue, they haven't made the playoffs in 20 years ffs lmao

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Lolcow video? They deserve a Legacy of Failure video. Got just as many generational talents as the Nationals and somehow made the playoffs less. They haven made the playoffs since Bush's first inauguration.

[@AnimatedIdiotGuide]

Nathaniel Levesque I’ll never forgive them for cheating us out of seeing King Felix in the postseason spotlight

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

@@nathaniellevesque2782 They're so bad that they frequently make the Texas Rangers look like a competent team.

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

The front office wouldn't know how to rebuild these guys if you gave them a set of fucking LEGOs.

[@ronnickels5193]

@@nathaniellevesque2782 Seattle in general is a Legacy of Failure. From the Sonics to the Mariners to the Hawks we can't have a decent team

[@ChiefBlue4298]

Now the Cardinals have fired Kliff Kingsbury and Steve Keim

[@kevinwong1988]

And AJ Green lives up to the name of the video title by retiring.

[@ReggieKSanshire]

I had a beer at an Irish pub a few years ago while I was sitting next to a guy who went to the Rams season opener in 2017. When can I expect a phone call from Michael Bidwill?

[@seanmaguire548]

URINATING TREE- makes video about cardinals sucking ARIZONA CARDINALS- wins super bowl year later

[@jeremybassham7771]

Seanpaulvlogs Hd I subscribe to this

[@amr-bw4gf]

I fucking hope so

[@guswayne9044]

I hope they do

[@richynodar]

Lol right

[@mbdg6810]

Nope they did not

[@patisok1542]

We need a Detroit lions legacy of failure

[@ItsHaoHere]

Cardinals: Look at me! I'm the new Browns Now!

[@greenwalltree]

Stfu

[@moonspots01]

Excellent work seamlessly integrating a commercial into your primary content!

[@andrewhall5329]

I'm a longtime Cardinal's fan, and I support this video 100%

[@elpidio9724]

as a cardinals fan I knew this was coming. It hurts cuz this is 100% accurate. #gocards

[@MrEminemfan305]

Seattle Mariners: Legacy of Failure It’s time chief with baseball season approaching.

[@TripleCup2x]

Whose here after the cardinals have Hopkins and are 2-0

[@Althatgamer09]

as a cardinals fan, this is so true

[@eddiespaghetti7921]

After watching this vid again I kinda still have hope with what we’re doing right now but hey will see this 2020 season