The Arizona Cardinals: Professional Football's Retirement Home

[@knightradiant4990]

This went from wine to milk back to wine within 3 years

[@gauravagochiya4218]

It never really went to milk with that one playoff season due to how they collapsed in horrific fashion the entire second half of that season

[@A.P-r2c]

Back to wine 😂

[@matthewgliatto7339]

Well, every team gets to enjoy a few good stretches over the years, even if they’re few and far between. I was about to say “except the Browns”, but even *they* have turned a corner and done some winning in the Stefanski era. They’ve made the playoffs in 2 of the last 4 seasons.

[@Arbiterrocks5436]

With the #1 pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select... The university of Alabama!

[@STTDB1990]

They'll figure out a way to fuck it up and not pick Bosa lmao

[@weakestlink20]

Or Kyler Murray.

[@ryancarroll1697]

With the first pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals select, Matt Barkley, Buffalo

[@elpoundo4235]

Real original

[@UHOH_415]

They select the butt fumble

[@Solar424]

Reminder that the Cardinals now have the longest championship drought in American professional sports now that the Cubs won the World Series

[@RYMAN1321]

It's criminal they didn't win Super Bowl XLIII. They had it in the bag and couldn't seal the deal.

[@brandonmcdaniel5447]

Have they ever won a Super Bowl?

[@RYMAN1321]

@@brandonmcdaniel5447 No, they never have. Super Bowl XLIII has been their only appearance. That's why the loss is still so painful, even 10 years later.

[@brandonmcdaniel5447]

@@RYMAN1321 Wow. That is just pure pathetic right there.

[@amr-bw4gf]

Brandon McDaniel how? There’s plenty of teams that haven’t even been to an sb

[@melenzoferrer4786]

The Retirement Home is still alive. Came here after JJ Watt announced his retirement.

[@16ktsgamma]

Hopefully the new GM is a lot better at his job because the Cards deserve better than Kiem and Kliff.

[@AutoArtemAuto]

And now AJ Green joins him.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

​@@16ktsgamma too bad Bidwell fucked up again

[@justanotherrandomguyinthec1835]

​@@16ktsgamma They released Hopkins.

[@mrperson0140]

Poor Fitz, well at least he made a Super Bowl in his career. Johnson and Thomas never got that chance.

[@Tronathon242]

I honestly feel like crying sometimes for this guy. Sure, he's loyal to a fault, but looks what that has done for him. Still, like with Randy Moss, immortality in Canton awaits.

[@mrofficermancop]

Ha which Johnson u referencing to

[@vincenzofromwiisports3993]

Bosstexans Calvin Johnson

[@AzureKite]

@@vincenzofromwiisports3993 Andre Johnson fits too

[@TheMemeBoi]

Moss too

[@seansalmon6417]

Such a shame Larry Fitzgerald didn't get his ring. He is one of the most deserving people there is. Class Act.

[@ceebee312]

THIS generation's John Stockton ... such ashame

[@brandonperez5697]

Actually you know what he needs to head to the Patriots

[@iamhungey12345]

He was so close in 2009.

[@cityhawk]

Steelers Fan What it goes to show is that, even if you’re a future HOF WR, if you’re surrounded by ineptitude, it doesn’t matter.

[@iamhungey12345]

@@cityhawk Not to mention the one chance your team had turns out to be the only one. Hurts worse when you came close to winning it as well.

[@jonathanbrazzale8373]

10/10 vid, rip David Johnsons and Larry Fitzgeralds career

[@TheUPChannel]

Damn shame. Fitzgerald was/is a great player.

[@AA12Master]

Don't forget they're wasting Patrick Peterson's career too

[@HurricaneGrims]

I feel the pain

[@radiantlegend9242]

@@AA12Master often forgotten smh

[@AA12Master]

@@radiantlegend9242 best CB in the league imo.

[@TheIceberg]

How much dirt do they have on Fitz? That is the real question here.

[@UHOH_415]

I feel bad for Fitz... he needs to have a ring before he retires

[@NostalgiaWound]

Fitzgerald was accused of grabbing the mother of his child by the throat. Happened sometime in 2008. No one really talks about that.

[@Stupid33]

Nostalgia Wound that’s not that serious probably an act of anger and it sounds like he was pretty young at the time.

[@jacksond4164]

Does Fitz even got dirt?🤣 I mean hes cleaner than the Lions trophy case

[@DaDualityofMan]

@@jacksond4164 Exactly! He's too clean! You know the Cards must have a lot on him.

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Arians: "I'm tired of the grind of football." Brady: "I'm signing with the Bucs." Arians: *pulls Uno reverse card on career*

[@tarekidrissi8607]

Aaaaand they won a Super Bowl together

[@BigDaddyCaine]

Yeah ok

[@cacopoggers677]

You son of a bitch I'm in. -Arians, probably

[@darealconman]

Bruce Arians was hired by the Bucs *BEFORE* Tom Brady signed with Tampa Bay.

[@ITDBruins]

Arians was brought in in 2019, the year Jameis had that 30/30 season

[@maxmuetzel5364]

Cardinals: Cliff Kingsbury, is it true you had a losing record in college. Cliff: Yeah, but I coached Patrick Maholmes. Cardinals: Your hired!!!

[@somehistorynerd]

Gridiron Heights?

[@maxmuetzel5364]

@@somehistorynerd yes

[@patrickroden4481]

Here's a gift basket I made!

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

Congrats now you got to the playoffs and lost to Matt staford

[@kingofgrim4761]

Rip Larry Fitz, he deserves a ring but he’s on the cardinals so he won’t be able to.

[@UHOH_415]

If he went to New England I would feel happy for him... just because he finally got his ring that he deserves

[@jodeboyd8386]

the Barry Sanders of wide receiving

[@dcollins8718]

@@jodeboyd8386 Can't be at least Larry appeared in a super bowl

[@Corninthesky]

They were sooooo close though :(

[@jacksond4164]

Fitzgerald got come to New England for 1 year, get a ring and go back to Arizona and retire a Cardinal

[@30likeimcurry]

the Los Angeles Lakers: the NBA’s Next Biggest Shitshow

[@NobleDemonTim]

Lebron is NOT GM material. He's the reason why Pat Riley is STILL a better NBA lifer than Magic Johnson is.

[@patrickb33339]

The Los Angeles Lakers: the NBA’s California Wildfire.

[@rachelguzzo1602]

Dank Funny+ Lakers fans thought they could make the finals😂😂😂 So glad he didn’t come to Philly, that place is SUCH a shitshow😂

[@JShaggy]

The Los Angeles Lakers: Professional Basketball's Unending Soap Opera

[@30likeimcurry]

JShaggy “This week... on Days of our Lakers”

[@Jonk_Jonk]

Ah the NFLs worst team, both this past season and overall

[@c.a.clayton4584]

Somebody's been watching FivePointsVids

[@UHOH_415]

I feel bad for Fitz... who agrees?

[@leonardopuente194]

That's the Detroit lions

[@bunghole47]

Leonardo Puente definitely not.... they have some good players, Kerryon, Golliday, Ansah, Stafford, Slay, etc.

[@JDP2104]

@@bunghole47 I think he meant all time

[@bmcminn8838]

I've had coffee in the same state as Sean Mcvay.....my interview for the Dallas Cowboys is in a couple days

[@coreylineberry8557]

With the Clapper?

[@shifty3414]

Ah what a prospect

[@nationalfootballanalysts8151]

@Caleb Kent 7:03

[@jacksonbeck5747]

Bullshit. Fake story.

[@ohioboy1878]

@@jacksonbeck5747 your just a hater

[@Terinije]

My grandpa was a Chicago Cardinals fan. Each football season, he'd just say, "Any team that abandons this town deserves the hell it gets." Wise man.... that held a grudge for decades.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Well, all the ones that stayed also got hell at some point too

[@Con-b6x]

@@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza All of them did

[@stephens.6226]

Arizona is a cursed sports state. Oh well, at least they will always remember beating the Yankees on a walk-off hit in game 7.

[@edenjung9816]

And they always have a lot of injuries.

[@lorddalek]

The curse of the Pottsville Maroons goes all the way back to Chicago though.

[@UHOH_415]

Well the D-Backs the playoffs in 2017, Chase Field sold out last week... right?

[@tylerm6453]

Kinda like Minneapolis

[@CJbrinkman602]

The best team in the state right now is the Coyotes, let that sink in

[@JDP2104]

As a cardinals fan, I've been waiting for this

[@shhebebbabs1147]

Same but lol

[@therealmvp2717]

Y'all need to get a line and then you will he good. The hire at HC I think was a good hire. Rosen just needs time and he will succeed

[@therealmvp2717]

Time in the pocket

[@JDP2104]

@@therealmvp2717 for real all we need is an o-line to protect Rosen and an offensively minded HC to match him and we're good to go. Cuz our defense is already pretty good and will only be better once Nick Bosa joins the squad

[@therealmvp2717]

@@JDP2104 Kignsbury is Offensive minded. I would get Trent Brown in FA. Or trade down for more picks and pick up another Dlineman and get a O-lineman as well.

[@jayvilla6277]

The Carolina Panthers, Professional Football's On-Again Off-Again Lolcow

[@DNSKansas]

Carolina has had a lot of suckage. Let's see: Kerry Collins, the total collapse after '96, Fred Lane murdered by his wife, Weinke leading the Panthers to 15 straight Ls in 2001, Kasay failing to keep his kickoff in bounds when he needed to most, Cam melting down on the biggest stage, a sexually depraved owner, and last but not least, RAE CARRUTH and GREG HARDY.

[@wesleyhunt7599]

The football equivalent of the MLB Giants. Only on odd-years instead.

[@UHOH_415]

They are the San Francisco Giants of the NFL... make it in one season, miss the playoffs the next year Looks like someone beat me to it

[@kaminsod4077]

@@DNSKansas And being one defensive stop away from a superbowl win, only for Adam Vinatieri and his golden foot to crush our dreams.

[@jonathand.9555]

Even-year Lolcow

[@darealconman]

This video deserves a well-deserved update now that Kliff Kingsbury has been fired, and Steve Keim resigned due to health issues… one year after both men signed a 6-year contract extension. Arizona is truly starting over again with the exception of QB, since they do have Kyler Murray locked up until 2027. However, that doesn’t mean Kyler won’t be gone before then.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Health issues = alcoholism

[@byufan4ever013]

As a Cardinals fan, this is depressingly accurate.

[@JRGProjects]

No kidding

[@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244]

As a seahawks fan i feel for you

[@lhaviland8602]

As a what?

[@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244]

@@lhaviland8602 a hawks fan

[@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244]

@@lhaviland8602 even tho i hate arizona football teams(fuck you sun devils) i feel for them. almost winning it all

[@2K_CFB]

As one of the few Cardinals fans left, this video hurts.

[@lsuperior]

let us pray to the altar of larry together in a moment of silence... amen

[@robfreedman6496]

I have hope that we will get better!

[@2K_CFB]

@@lsuperior "And on the 5th day, God said, 'Let there be Fitz.'"

[@timothy8045]

Football2Gaming and I thought me being a Vikings fan was hard

[@matthewpabis9543]

Agree, huge cardinals fan and this just hurts to watch

[@treebolne9910]

Larry deserves a ring so bad 😔

[@pottytheparrot310]

Treebol ne Come to NE Larry

[@gimbobjenkins405]

So did Marino.

[@bodarville7860]

It still bothers me that they lost SB 43.

[@Videogamelover58]

@@bodarville7860 me too 😭

[@RYMAN1321]

@@bodarville7860 There's no excuse why they lost that game. They had the game won, but let Pittsburgh march right down the field and score. Hard to believe it's been 10 years already.

[@plainsimple2222]

Next the Detroit Lions: Professional Football’s Premature Cemetery

[@darealconman]

Detroit Lions: Professional Football's Ultimate Legacy of Failure

[@johncerk2618]

Don't feel bad lion's fans I'm a Packer fan.My opinion is the Packers are by far the worst team in NFL.Rodgers is a tool bag off the field is new rumor.

[@EverythingIsGuchi]

Detroit Lions: The ORIGINAL 0-16 Team

[@mercmouth214]

Detroit Lions: Professional Football’s cursed team

[@snakeeyes9246]

@@johncerk2618 the Green Bay Packers: Professional Football's Hail Mary

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

Well they ARE the oldest professional football team currently in the NFL so it makes sense they're the league's retirement home.

[@pastormaldonado9246]

This aged like a fine wine

[@SwagDoge71Vab2]

ExpressVPN is better at protecting your internet activity than the Cardinals O-line is at protecting their quarterback.

[@itz_ryugium3525]

Ew1128 Not saying much. A bone dry ripped condom can protect more.

[@yankees2864]

You should really do Seattle Mariners : A sunken ship. Legacy of failure, or a lolcow video would do now that the baseball season is approching

[@UHOH_415]

He’s gonna do a legacy of failure on them...

[@zdoggzero6595]

As an M’s fan, I would be more than happy for that franchise to be put on roast mode

[@butternuts3656]

Or maybe he should just make his own content and if you want to make videos you are free to do so as well?

[@yankees2864]

Butter Nuts I’m only suggesting content. It’s something that a lot of people want and it’s almost baseball season. Just Saying.

[@spaceghost704]

As a Sub-Mariners fan, he could probably combine all three in a single video. Of course it would probably be over an hour long to show all the ineptitude.

[@culleno872]

Poor fitz. He deserves so much better

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

If he was on almost any other team, he would've posted better numbers than Jerry Rice. Even with him being on the Cardinals, he's still the best WR in the last 2 decades.

[@culleno872]

Matthew Mazzatto I don’t know. But fitz on any other team would be way fucking better than the cards, they never gave a fuck about him

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

@@matthewmazzatto8003 Jerry Rice is the greatest football player ever and is the Gretzky of the NFL, so Fitz would not have better numbers than him.

[@rodafowa1279]

He could’ve left years ago. While it’s great he’s so loyal to a team in this day and age (especially a bad one), I find it hard to feel sorry for him when he willingly chooses the misery.

[@gimbobjenkins405]

So did Barry Sanders.

[@joshfriedman7099]

Fitzgerald's career has been way more successful than Joe Thomas or Calvin Johnson. Larry got to play in a Super Bowl while Johnson never won a playoff game and Thomas never even got a chance to play in the postseason.

[@bingbongsong4748]

If Jimmy G didnt get hurt they would've been 1-15

[@bdough5012]

and thats a good thing? im not a fan of any of the teams involved, and from here i feel worst for Larry and feels like hes accomplished the same so yay moral victory? Johnson went out on his own terms rather than clinging to the hope of making something in detroit feels worse cuz fitz stayed

[@pherm1056]

Who’s here after JJ Watt and AJ Green retired with AZ😂

[@tristanoleary991]

Same

[@Tridentcity]

Seattle Mariners: professional baseball’s titanic. Now that we’re starting a 4 year rebuild while actively maintaining the longest playoff drought in North American sports, we deserve it

[@stephens.6226]

Your profile pic 😂 But in all honesty I feel bad for you guys.

[@UHOH_415]

micah lamarche not a titanic... A legacy of failure... how do you waste A-Rod, Griffey, Ichiro, King Felix, Edwin Diaz

[@Tridentcity]

MrUHOH415 that’s what I mean by titanic. Such great potential, such high expectations, only to collapse and sink into the Atlantic

[@timothy8045]

micah lamarche and you lost to the cowboys

[@brandonstickels5435]

Just because you said it out loud doesn't make it hurt any less

[@seanmaguire548]

URINATING TREE- makes video about cardinals sucking ARIZONA CARDINALS- wins super bowl year later

[@jeremybassham7771]

Seanpaulvlogs Hd I subscribe to this

[@amr-bw4gf]

I fucking hope so

[@guswayne9044]

I hope they do

[@richynodar]

Lol right

[@mbdg6810]

Nope they did not

[@awesome696969696]

The Los Angeles Angels: Professional Baseball’s Derailed Hypetrain

[@rachelguzzo1602]

Luke McLellan+ Lakers*

[@UHOH_415]

Poor Mike Trout... wasted talent man

[@djtrankilo231]

That'd be a good one.

[@chaosgreyblood]

There's always a revisited version for that, y'know.

[@bootis32]

Good title, my man.

[@EugeneHKrabs-ix3ru]

Hopefully this video will have the same effect on the Cardinals as it did with the Bears, Rams, Eagles, etc. -depressed Cardinals fan

[@FalloutProfile]

We got Michael Vick v.2 so I'm happy

[@danshazam8511]

Cardinals are fine. We'll win a super bowl in less than 5 years and continue being successful. We aren't even bottom 10 worse NFL franchises of all time. The OP had too much drugs before making this idiotic video.

[@LeatherDaddy97]

@@danshazam8511 you have to be successful first before you can continue being successful you know

[@sideswipebasura7503]

Petrovich 93! I don’t know if you are just stupid or trying to be funny.

[@martytu20]

Petrovich 93! Only for the NFC West to turn into a bloodbath between the Niners, Seahawks and Rams. Enjoy your draft pick.

[@therealmaskedheel]

Aaaaannnd they drafted Kyler Murray, thus telling Rosen to go kick rocks after one season, much like Wilks.

[@stefanovitali2925]

You have no idea how bad it was. Wasn't Rosen fault, but radical change was sorely needed.

[@vancetheseas3471]

Stefano Vitali they just drafted Rosen though in the FIRST round last year are the cardinals retarded or something watch Rosen become a HOF after he goes to a team that gives a shit about him

[@j.rivera6402]

Rosen is playing well in Miami. What a disappointment that we let him go.

[@joedav02]

SCORPION 😳

[@johnabney9558]

@@j.rivera6402 This comment didn't age well

[@paulbbryan]

I also feel awful for Larry Fitzgerald, who has always seemed like a smart, nice guy in interviews and a monster on the field. He has many, many things to be proud of in his career, but he will go down as one of the bigger wasted talents of his generation. One solace could be that his talent, personality, and loyalty are traits that have made him well known to and admired by fans everywhere and he will be remembered more than many receivers who've experienced far more success. In thirty years, do you think you're more likely to forget Fitzgerald (no rings) or Chris Hogan (two rings)? He is a player that every gamer wants on their team, and I'm sure he's held up thousands of simulated championships taking place all across the county, not just in Arizona. I think that's special, at least.

[@patrick-xu1go]

*the biggest wasted talent of all time PS you just did Chris Hogan so dirty lmao

[@paulbbryan]

@@patrick-xu1go I know! I felt a little badly about it and maybe I should've tried to find some journeyman who got a couple rings but in the moment I just tried to think of someone who has at least two rings from this dumb pats team. And the guy just won the super bowl, if anybody can take a jab, it's someone who just got a ring.

[@octavianflores1522]

Have you guys seen the all time WR in NFL history?

[@RYMAN1321]

It's criminal they didn't win Super Bowl XLIII. They did so many things wrong in that game. And losing in the last 30 seconds was painful AF. Good game, but depressing how it ended. (As with XLIX)

[@Phinal_Flash]

What about Brandon Marshall? He's never even been in a playoff game. Fitzgerald can at least say that.

[@FantasyIce]

Who's here after the Cardinals got Hopkins

[@nardoumizaki3086]

no but i am here in the aftermath of their exposure as frauds

[@dezsk]

@@nardoumizaki3086 oh

[@nardoumizaki3086]

@@dezsk yeah it was kinda painful to watch im not even a cards fan

[@joshespedahl443]

@@nardoumizaki3086 I mean its obvious cause they arent frauds they were injured and had no secondary for a lot for the season 😅 kyler cant carry a team just like tom brady cant.

[@nametager7539]

I'm here after the Cardinals got JJ

[@AutoArtemAuto]

AJ Green has now retired as well. They're living up to their names well.

[@crismicelli5613]

If Jimmy G didnt get hurt they would've been 1-15

[@tombradyshadycheatsquadspy5590]

He’s overrated

[@emperorloser7970]

If the Packers didn’t lose they’d be 2-14

[@JoeyDubs1128]

Cris Micelli nah bruh why you write such a dumb comment?

[@crismicelli5613]

@@JoeyDubs1128 because 2 out of the 3 wins they got were against the Jimmy G less Niners.

[@JoeyDubs1128]

Cris Micelli if we had Jimmy G we’d get 8-10 wins. 😒

[@ChiefBlue4298]

Now the Cardinals have fired Kliff Kingsbury and Steve Keim

[@kevinwong1988]

And AJ Green lives up to the name of the video title by retiring.

[@LeCarnage]

The Miami Dolphins: Professional Football's Dolphin in Japanese Waters

[@patrick-xu1go]

Miami Dolphins: Professional Football’s Sushi Restaurant

[@slider903]

Beached Animal.

[@RYMAN1321]

@@patrick-xu1go At least they have rings.

[@patrick-xu1go]

Ryan Blanche the newest one is 45 years old

[@RYMAN1321]

@@patrick-xu1goThat is long ago, yes, but a Super Bowl win is a win. And the previous year before that when they went undefeated. Yes, they have also lost 3 (VI, XVII, XIX), But that's still 5 appearances with 2 wins. The Cardinals? ONE lonely appearance which they almost pulled off, but just couldn't close it out. EDIT : I have seen you have corrected your statement.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Every league has that one team that the casual fan occasionally notices exists. The Cardinals are that team in the NFL.

[@Thosewithnonames]

ZhangtheGreat w

[@rc9006]

Ryan R Nah Lions for sure

[@Thentavius]

ExpressVPN: It won't fail you like the Cardinals defense keeps failing its head coach.

[@UHOH_415]

Things are looking up for the Cardinals. A 5-2 record in a loaded NFC West. Including wins against the NFC Champions in the 49ers, and a big win against the Seahawks last night on SNF. The Cardinals have hit a rough patch in recent weeks. Losses to Seattle, New England and the Rams after the Hail Mary to Hopkins to beat the Bills.

[@KC-zi7pw]

They are also the only team in the NFC West to win against the Bills

[@bdough5012]

aged worse than the video...

[@souls_44]

The cardinals look loaded signing free agents, but idk if they have potential.

[@ricadonavarro6335]

I’m not a fan of the Cardinals, but I think they have a lot of upside. They only have three losses so far on the season. Murray and Hopkins are supposed to come back today against the Bears.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Then Kingsbury fucked up everything again and Keirn is STILL employed

[@MiguelRodriguez-nq8mf]

As a life long Cardinals fan. Thank you for this. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@jordenwatson1071]

Welp... better get ready for this as a Zona fan. Oh boy.

[@JDP2104]

I'm so sad because this video is so true

[@jordenwatson1071]

Sadly, I agree. We've always been a dumpster fire, with a few years of light that just died. I love our group, but man we suck.

[@sworntoavenge]

AZ as a state is not a great place for sports fans... what does it say when our most optimistic future is in our NHL minor league XD

[@djtrankilo231]

@@sworntoavenge and Auston Matthews

[@codyjames52]

Someone get this man what ever he wants to drink. He'll need it.

[@aireeso5089]

Wow the last time i was this early, The cardinals won a superbowl

[@DNSKansas]

@Christopher Treacy beat Philly in the '47 NFL title game, lost in a rematch the next year

[@aireeso5089]

@Christopher Treacy still not a super bowl

[@jimmynomadd9405]

ShadowSlayerGaming so you’ve never been this early..

[@aireeso5089]

@@jimmynomadd9405 pretty much

[@caleisnotfunny]

So never

[@mikegalbraith9999]

Well, the Cardinals just got some new jerseys, so now players can retire in style.

[@samdoggtheinfamous253]

Won’t be surprised with all the big splash moves the cardinals made this 2021 offseason backfire on them again and they miss the playoffs again this team ain’t winning any Super Bowls anytime soon.

[@txbased1659]

the worst franchise in sports no doubt

[@chaosgreyblood]

Anyone in here after Arians won the Super Bowl with the Bucs?

[@jei1600]

That description of Kliff Kingsbury aged like the finest wine

[@enigmaskull3495]

Why are Fitz, Johnson, and Peterson still will the Cardinals? Just to suffer?

[@troysmith958]

Maybe they loyal respect if that is the reason

[@enigmaskull3495]

troy smith Could be and it’s commendable if it is that.

[@andrewlarson7]

Shane Hill cus they’re loyal

[@troysmith958]

@@enigmaskull3495 yea it is larry been there bad and the good his number should be retired when hes done

[@patrick-xu1go]

Maybe they’re into BDSM?

[@darianclark3980]

2023: Dang, this video aged like fine wine that's soo divine, glistening from the refreshing sunshine.👌

[@QuackersClocksYT]

The Cardinals actually look good this year! ....unless they play the Lions and lose...

[@englenn806]

And to the Carolina Panthers without CMC

[@cmurphy0707]

At least Arizona has the...Diamondbacks? *Goldschmidt traded to St. Louis* The Suns? *Another tank* The Coyotes? *Mediocrity defined and could be moving to Houston soon (please happen)* My condolences to you Arizona.

[@kevinblack9503]

At least Arizona isn't THE most cursed sports state of North America, that title belongs to Ohio

[@Noctifern]

Goldy already is gone and the dbacks are going to be awful

[@lsuperior]

eh, ive been pretty used to it my whole life

[@patrick-xu1go]

At least Arizona lost Senator McCain

[@SonicSkychaser]

Yup, they're fucked

[@DeVine22305076]

PLEASE do a Mariners lolcow, it's so overdue, they haven't made the playoffs in 20 years ffs lmao

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Lolcow video? They deserve a Legacy of Failure video. Got just as many generational talents as the Nationals and somehow made the playoffs less. They haven made the playoffs since Bush's first inauguration.

[@AnimatedIdiotGuide]

Nathaniel Levesque I’ll never forgive them for cheating us out of seeing King Felix in the postseason spotlight

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

@@nathaniellevesque2782 They're so bad that they frequently make the Texas Rangers look like a competent team.

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

The front office wouldn't know how to rebuild these guys if you gave them a set of fucking LEGOs.

[@ronnickels5193]

@@nathaniellevesque2782 Seattle in general is a Legacy of Failure. From the Sonics to the Mariners to the Hawks we can't have a decent team

[@AutoArtemAuto]

It really is the retirement home. J.J. Watt has just announced that he is retiring after this season.

[@gavindicey3188]

Who's here after they got jj watt Kyle murry Larry and a green and D hop

[@m_q802]

Doesn't matter if they don't win a championship

[@ZENITH_PHOENIX]

Bruce Arians has come back to coach the Buccaneers and now is a Super Bowl champion. Cardinals fans on suicide watch 🥴

[@patisok1542]

We need a Detroit lions legacy of failure

[@sweets7779]

Who's here when the Cardinals are 6-0 and just traded for the TE who caught the winning catch against the Patriots in Super Bowl LII

[@Trexgamer2009]

Who’s here after the cardinals are 9-2

[@ncaa12cfb92]

It’s there year to upset the packers in the playoffs. AGAIN

[@TheOofOre]

anyone here after jj watt's retirement news

[@fatnboozey9074]

Add JJ Watt to the list

[@mr.robertdobalina9199]

You know why there’s so many Cowboys fans in AZ? Not because of the 90s, but because the Cardinals have always been a joke.

[@tonytellingitlikeitis5708]

Playoff wins in the last 22 years: Cowboys: 3 Cardinals: 6 NFC Title games in the last 22 years: Cowboys: 0 Cardinals: 2 NFC Titles in the last 22 years: Cowboys: 0 Cardinals: 1 Sounds like the Cowboys are a bigger joke!

[@DNSKansas]

@ZacStrikesBack And the Packers. And the Bears. And the Broncos. And the 49ers.

[@mr.robertdobalina9199]

Tony Telling It Like It Is Holy shit I found the Cardinals fan!

[@kingofgrim4761]

Tony Telling It Like It Is Super Bowl wins in the last 22 years Cowboys 0 Cardinals 0 Seems like the only thing that matters were equal in!

[@tonytellingitlikeitis5708]

@@DNSKansas This is a transplant state, after all. LA is the same way. It's how fan demographics work out West. People move out from the East/Midwest, they continue to root for their team, and their kids would root for their Parent's team. It won't matter if AZ was one of the best teams year-in, year out.People will still root for the Giants-Bears-Packers-Steelers-Eagles-Patriots-Cowboys, etc out here.

[@MrEminemfan305]

Seattle Mariners: Legacy of Failure It’s time chief with baseball season approaching.

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

Fitzgerald is the NFL's equivalent of Kevin Garnett.

[@UHOH_415]

Watch him go to Boston and win a title...

[@darealconman]

Fitz is this generation's Dan Marino

[@exotichabits3624]

Or John wall

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Kevin Garnett was good at compiling numbers but disappeared in the clutch. I'd hardly compare Fitzgerald to him.

[@ceebee312]

That's a disappointing comparison, I'd think either Steve Nash or Tim Duncan w/o the ring... js

[@SyaoranLiClow]

At least Bruce won a Super Bowl

[@yaboitsv]

And now this team started 7-0 in 2021, lost 6 of their last 10 and then lost to the Rams.

[@tonythepenguin8752]

The Browns really took a ton of heat away from teams like this, the teams who are bad, but not last place. Now that the eclipse of the Browns Sadness is passing, these teams are being shined down on

[@Njbear7453]

Gotta celebrate winning 7 games !!! That’s how trash the Browns always have been

[@UHOH_415]

It’s better than going 0-16... and you got rid of Hue the dumbass

[@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734]

Bear 7453 jet fan you have no room to talk

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

@@Njbear7453 They won 5 of their last 7 though. Not having Hue Jackson snatch defeat from the jaws of victory gives Browns fans hope.

[@TripleCup2x]

Whose here after the cardinals have Hopkins and are 2-0

[@jacklowe74]

I was 7 when they made the Super Bowl. And now... I don't wanna talk about it.

[@RYMAN1321]

Time flies doesn't it? 10 years. I can't imagine how devastated you were that night 02/01/09

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

I was 8. I know how you feel.

[@Rockhound6165]

An epilogue to this: Cardinals fire their coach after one season and hire a guy who just lost his college head coaching job after 5 straight losing seasons then draft an undersized QB #1 in the draft then they trade away the QB they traded up to get last year for a mid 2nd round pick.

[@BoltTheEmolga]

So about David Johnson's huge contract...

[@jonathanjoyce4106]

ROY an, dumped a huge contract and gave up a second round pick for one of the league's best receivers... things are looking up.

[@amr-bw4gf]

that undersized qb is playing at an insane level rn lmao

[@mayitakeyourhatsir8632]

The only part of this video that pissed me off was calling Fitz a "borderline" generational talent. Excuse me? Dude has been good as fuck for 15 years and has more career tackles than dropped passes. If that isn't a generational receiving talent then I genuinely don't know what is

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

...and now Bruce Arians and Byron Leftwich won a Super Bowl, more than this team Oh, yeah, the Honey Badger won too the year before

[@john_sauce_1572]

Cardinals will be good in two years based on your previous videos

[@darealconman]

It succeeded with the Eagles and Caps, but failed miserably for the Rams. But they'll probably win the Super Bowl in two years

[@db_41000]

How to go from a contender to a lolcow in 3 seasons.........

[@JDP2104]

13-3 *three years later* 3-13...

[@Eduar6996]

San Fran: "What a buncha noobs... Watch this." *2015-2016 seasons*

[@UHOH_415]

SF: Man we made it like easy Arizona: Hold my beer

[@arandomname4561]

Idk ask the 49ers

[@sapphirestar22]

They’re more than a lolcow at this point

[@azguy3044]

Honestly still pretty accurate

[@prachodkakatur6450]

This aged well

[@Avasaks123]

it kind of did

[@matthewarnold4557]

the 0-16 browns were statically better than the cards this year. yet they derped their way to 3 wins.

[@octavianflores1522]

I didn't get how the hell did the cards bet the packers ?

[@darealconman]

I don't understand how the Cards didn't go 0-16 this season

[@Eduar6996]

DaRealConMan Like how the ‘04 49ers were saved from being the first 0-16 by the Cardinals... Guess that settles it.

[@LeBatakum]

Having this recommended while the Cardinals are 9-2 at the top of the NFL feels good. Maybe, just MAYBE, these days are behind us with Murray and Kingsbury coming into their own.

[@sunlitsonata6853]

Womp womp

[@MinecraftMasterChief719]

Only to get smashed by the Rams in the wild card round

[@JamesCopeland03]

As a Cardinals fan, this might be the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I live in Arizona and the DUI joke was SPOT ON

[@johnathanrush4666]

Yep, if there's one thing we do really well, it's throw the book at DUI offenders lol

[@joshuamartin4624]

Kliff was actually a backup QB for the Patriots so consider the Cardinals the Patriots West. You got the regular Patriots, the Patriots North, Lions, the Patriots South, Texans or Titans I can’t choose, and Patriots West, Cardinals. Chandler Jones, Cardinal fans know him well, he won a super bowl with the Pats in 2014. Kliff, he was a no name backup for a person named Brady, Malcolm Butler, made the pick for the 2014 championship, Russell Wilson is still in the mourning of not running it to Beast Mode and now has to face off against him 2 times a year. If they end up in the same situation and fail, Seattle will call for Carroll’s head. Oh yeah, Pete Carroll was also apart of the early Patriots. I said early for a reason, he was bad on all occasions and was one of the worst hires that Kraft has ever made.

[@ItsHaoHere]

Cardinals: Look at me! I'm the new Browns Now!

[@greenwalltree]

Stfu

[@traviscummings9178]

At least Arians finally got his ring

[@lampini]

this is honestly still relevant to this day

[@englenn806]

there’s drama in Arizona and I'm not talking about the Arizona Coyotes

[@BOG0690]

"Unlike Jesus on the cross, there is no resurrection, only the 40 lashes." I can't stop laughing, that was beyond words!

[@CJEstradaMartinez]

I laughed my ass off at that one, too.

[@michael85225]

Thank to the fucking gods up above that the Cards drafted Kyler and that Bill O Brien went crazy and gave us D Hop for practically free. There's finally some hope for the fans and it's a plus that they seem to always give us wildly entertaining games.

[@2112Replica]

I actually know a Cardinals fan. When I asked them why they are fan of such a horrible organization, they said they became a fan in 70s when Coryell was the coach and knows they suck now.

[@derekarnold5750]

70, try 100…they are technically the oldest team in the league.

[@nwgski]

I come from the future. The cardinals are 2-0, kyler is developing, their defense is looking good, and they look to be a good team finally after all these years.......Oh yeah, they also traded pennies for Deandre Hopkins.

[@8qlocks288]

Jinxed the shit outa this they 9-2 rn

[@ChiefBlue4298]

And then proceed to lose 5 of their next 6 games to close the season

[@patrickb33339]

About damn time a video was made about the Arizona Cardinals! Great video as always UTree!

[@matthewshortle5274]

Who's back here after JJ Watt signed with the Cardinals?

[@aja9469]

As a long time Cards fan..... you should do another one of these. Maybe mention where Arians comes back and takes a Florida team to win the Super bowl.... amongst other failures in Murray.

[@josephnajarian2038]

Besides Fitzgerald, who probably will never win a ring, I really felt for Bruce Arians, especially when he made his initial retirement. Yes, he won two Super Bowls with the Steelers but he’s such a great offensive mind and knowledgeable head coach that I was really pulling for the Cardinals to win during his tenure. Not a Cardinals fan, but Arians really deserved better, especially with his harsh injury luck. Now he’s coach of the Buccaneers which really confuses me. He’s had several health scares, while coaching a bad team like Tampa would be really stressful for him. I’m not a Cardinals fan, but I absolutely loved that NFC Champion team and the 13-3 team. They both had Fitzgerald obviously but I found those teams to be so much fun to watch. Especially because Kurt Warner is one of my all time favorite quarterbacks and seeing him and Carson Palmer rejuvenated was simply awesome.

[@cellmax55]

Well arians has his shot at glory for ~ 1-3 years with tom brady and gronk

[@josephnajarian2038]

Cellious Maximous Yeah, this comment didn’t age well at all. Tampa has the league on notice with all those bold moves during the offseason.

[@Rockhound6165]

Arians is part of the blame for not succeeding. Not doing anything about the offensive line chief among his failures.

[@josephnajarian2038]

Update: BRUCE ARIANS WINS A SUPER BOWL. The Cardinals get a trophy of bubonic plague.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

Wilks did well in his return to the Panthers and Keim and Kingsbury are finally gone (Keim because of a health issue, maybe caused by alcoholism?), but Fitz and Peterson are already gone Also, the only team to really win a big title was the Diamondbacks, and even they are a shitshow now, the Coyotes are the Coyotes as always, all we need is a Suns vid

[@ChiefBlue4298]

The Suns definitely need a Legacy of Failure vid

[@thepassingstatic6268]

@ChiefBlue4298 has tree ever done a basketball LoF? I know he's talked about b-ball teams before but never in that style

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

​@@thepassingstatic6268 no because he hates the NBA, I guess