The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 7]

[@colonelcorn5386]

This series is the definition of “I don’t need sleep, I need answers”

[@ikindadrawstuff]

I need sleep and answers 😂

[@insertusernamehere8575]

@@ikindadrawstuff why not both lel

[@ikindadrawstuff]

@@insertusernamehere8575 that's what I said 😂

[@starlight12267]

🤣

[@veronicasnow4844]

you get sleep, but no answers

[@dangitdoodles]

I figured out what roleplay this is, it’s the one where our dad is helping us get ready for our first day of school but he suddenly develops amnesia and tries to sell us stuff but he doesn’t know what he’s trying to sell us because of his amnesia

[@aerixa8501]

Ah yes, one of my favorite roleplay genres!

[@lukebender7055]

I can relate to this, I had amnesia one time but I can't remember when

[@gingerthing7640]

Hes got that old malfunc mem. I heard theres a doctor who treats that but happens to also be a sock

[@alexchene4064]

Or you took way too much dmt

[@felynia]

I was told I had a bad concussion, but I only remember headaches and no hospital… wait what was I replying to

[@WatchingYourNethers]

“No…. U” *send I wasn’t prepared to immediately be floored like that 😂😂😂

[@feliciaski]

The “role plays” in this series are my absolute favorites! They never fail to cheer me up and keep me smiling long after they’ve ended. Thank you so much for your kind, random, mildly chaotic energy!

[@tarppa9657]

These roleplays are my favorites too. I get soo happy when I see, that marno has uploaded a new one :)

[@christopherbgsted4749]

Summarizing my gratitude word by word!

[@artinsazgar6397]

Also pleasantly unpredictable

[@urghoulfriend]

"The two witches over the mountain made it" ah good to see nightshade and willow working together on something

[@MarnoASMR]

😭

[@kyleberts]

THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS

[@udin.4294]

I figured the same, honestly. Guess its technically canon in the GNMooniverse lmao

[@samhky02]

@@MarnoASMRMARNO!!! you should do a “throwing a surprise party for popsicle sticks but popsicle sticks is helping me set up” rp. I ❤YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

[@dangitdoodles]

7:03 *stares into soul “Do you have a hundred couples?”

[@felynia]

Me: is a couple even a type of currency Marno: ok I’ll put it in the bag Me: wait what

[@FullyB8ked]

If you ever want to feel helpless and anxious, skip to any random point in this series and decipher what’s going on.

[@syd5772]

You can literally watch it straight through and feel the same

[@grace3112]

@@syd5772 true

[@kendra_t]

I see it as a challenge to come up with a cohesive explanation for it.

[@nyhyl]

Actually I do exactly this to feel delightfully confused and tingly. It doesn't make me anxious at all.

[@mall0w.Ex3]

I got it The roleplay is: Easily distracted, attempting trendy, now single dad, who is an aspiring asmrist and shopaholic packs your school bag but gets distracted with items he can buy. Trying to validate his shopping obsession, he attempts to convince us to want the items he wants. Thinking it’s trendy, he shaves our eyebrows. He then gets distracted as his friend (Gabe) should be working at the store. Trying to create dramatic tension, he tells us that Gabe is dead. We start to worry and he quickly regrets his decision, telling us the truth. He then again gets distracted by a travel salesperson and books a trip to Puerto Rico

[@felynia]

Beautiful, a perfect explanation

[@mall0w.Ex3]

@@felynia thank you very much

[@lankyboi2521]

short version: ADHD dad sells you stuff and fakes someone else’s death

[@daintypaint3686]

So if the last bottle of extra lives is expired and they all merged together, doesn’t that mean that it’s now just one big, beefy extra life?

[@Paper_Brain]

You die and then you come back as you but 10 times larger and more muscular

[@lankyboi2521]

imagine if the extra lives in a bottle worked like drugs do life if you take too much concentrated extra life at once then your body freaks out and you die of extreme health

[@atherofthevoid]

@@lankyboi2521 just take more drugs ez

[@DivineBloodBag]

@@atherofthevoid when drinking isn't enough.......... just drink some more!!

[@kendra_t]

Marno's just handing out Philosopher's Stones.

[@rachaelnewcomer3299]

I don't think Marno even knows, he just goes

[@bratty_cthulu]

Me thinkin gabe died: 0_0' Gabe: *on lunch break eating spaghetti with a straw

[@kdepp90]

Well if that wasn't chaotic, lol 😅

[@juliasal6656]

Those aren't spaghetti, they're tagliatelle! 🍝

[@bratty_cthulu]

@@juliasal6656 isnt it fettuccine?

[@juliasal6656]

@@bratty_cthulu Mhm, they could be fettuccine too... It's a fact of millimeters, tagliatelle are slightly bigger than fettuccine. I guess I immediately thought of tagliatelle because I'm used to eat them more often lol

[@bratty_cthulu]

@Noelle JKG the one and only gabe Its marno's alter ego Gabe keeps the asmr shop, and asmr therapy stablishment running Even after it burned down trice He's dating doctor moon after he hired her for the asmr clinic And he also loves eating grapefruit and spaghetti with a straw I recomend you watch the videos before this one, (in the same series) including the dr gabe check up From the 3rd one to this one lol

[@srishtis6209]

marno: "do you have like a main ability?" me: uh I mean rain summoning marno: "..rain summoning? very nice" me: (unexplainable joy)

[@BLANKONTOP]

That just didn't happen though didn't it LMAO

[@srishtis6209]

@@BLANKONTOP what do you mean? he mentions rain summoning in a bunch of other videos. does it seem that improbable to you that I would make the connection?

[@solwhitehurst770]

@@srishtis6209 so based on his other videos you guessed he would say rain summoning?

[@WatermelonScentedASMR]

It is 2 AM. If it were any other ASMRtist posting at this time, I'd be worried.

[@journeym1234]

Oh, it's only 11 pm where I'm at

[@johntompkins]

It's 2 AM here as well

[@Cazammaf]

10am for me lol

[@rosiegerry]

Lol I read this at 2 am

[@mintakanim]

u do know about time zones, right?

[@gghostlyares]

11:03 marno: "what state do u liive iin?" me: "deniial."

[@mars6855]

my first reaction was to say “america”

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

Liive

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

I thought like “fuck uh gas?”

[@haneul1271]

The scissors scratching trigger you used on the other video! I actually replayed it a couple times cause was so good, glad to see it made a comeback. Also the unicorn oil spill backpack will def make the other kids jealous

[@kdepp90]

Love that scissor scratching sound!!!

[@diobrando151]

Nah, If there's Russian kids there they'd get flashbacks to back home after seeing the oil spill backpack

[@otaconnr]

i like to imagine these take place in the same universe as erins babblebrook series because the thought of a weird fantasy merchant who is Just Some Guy is very funny to me

[@JacobsEvelien]

Marno: scratch scratch scratch scratch Marno's throat/stomach: let me sing you the song of my people! *rumble 1:19

[@nickdotjpg]

Fun Fact: it would take you 1 hour, 40 minutes and 53 seconds to watch all of the videos in the "asmr roleplay where you dont know what the roleplay is" series, which is a very fitting and comfortable number!

[@pointlessly_poetic]

My body wants sleep but my mind wants to stay awake for the p l o t

[@alittlereckless]

omg ikr 😂 The struggle is real

[@icedrouxlatte]

Faaaaaacts

[@MsChanChan16]

Gabe can’t come to the phone right now, why? Because hes DEAD

[@pointlessly_poetic]

Nah he jus eating spaghetti

[@Nexus_of_Sominus]

A hundred cupples will fix that right up.

[@absternajroman2620]

It does

[@absternajroman2620]

No

[@absternajroman2620]

Lol

[@jembrown1537]

The roleplay is you're at a magical Costco and a DILF employee is kindly persuading you to buy goods and services to spite his ex wife specifically by stealing the top employee of the month spot from her. IT HAS TO BE RIGHT...

[@thisiswhatyoullsee8901]

A DILF!!

[@Cyburim]

Does marno is dilf??

[@Lil_yardstick]

I need you to know that every time I come back to this video I think about this comment and I’m so convinced you’re right lmao

[@wholesomememesbot_8905]

pov garfield the deals warlock

[@wholesomememesbot_8905]

(for the love of the gods please someone get my reference)

[@bbbunny6316]

It's like when you're dreaming but the dream keeps changing drastically and these are the ones you remember when you wake up. I love it ♥️

[@ashleydyer9937]

"Gabe died" IM FEELING VERY SOGGY RIGHT NOW

[@lnlproductions8412]

i like how it’s specifically “ asmr where you don’t know what roleplay it is “ rather than “ asmr roleplay with no theme “ implying that there is an overarching theme between all these videos that we just aren’t big brain enough to find out

[@popcat7239]

genuinely love these where you dont know what roleplay it is videos because sometimes when im trying to sleep i get too focused on what people are saying in asmr videos and cant just tune out and relax, so when i am awake these are so funny but when im trying to sleep its nice nonsensical good noises

[@bessica1018]

*me seeing the Gatorade is frost flavoured* “Ah yes, Marno: a man of taste.”

[@MarnoASMR]

😎

[@crystal03marie]

no better flavor than the light blue gatorade

[@JessicaFreda62]

Agreed!

[@JonathanNWHunt]

Anyone who calls Gatorade by the flavors actual name, and not the color, is clearly a Fed.

[@anissss188]

@@JonathanNWHunt Chill-

[@bloodysparkles5372]

goofy dad adds a bunch of extraneous playing-pretend to our morning routine to make us laugh because we're nervous for our first day at school, the roleplay

[@divine-nh5nc]

"Do you play a lot of tug-a-war with your dog?" "No." "What's his name?" "Ball." "Buster?"

[@theeggineer]

Yo ball buster the dog bouta bust some balls

[@Jbird728]

gave me a good chuckle

[@mjhengstenberg3131]

I didn’t need a reminder that schools starting soon, but now it seems that everything will be fine.

[@felynia]

I like school and all but now I feel like I have actually prepared for it instead of sitting around all day

[@scrithen2818]

Heh, im a senior in like 4 days and my only worry is that they forgot to put me in one of the classes i was signed up for that i want to take but i have no way of finding out until school starts so nothing bad. I guess i could worry because im taking my 6th college class this year but knowing my school thats 100% the only class ill have to work in so

[@Loopodoopo]

@@scrithen2818 hope everything turns out well for you

[@scrithen2818]

@@Loopodoopo Thanks dude, school itself oughtta be fine but the part the sucks is some stupid circumstances has led to half my friend group not being present so itll definitely be a boring school year, my friends have awful parents.

[@pikagirl3963]

@@scrithen2818 aww thats a bummer, hope everything turns well for them aswell then

[@christinaschaeffer3953]

find someone who looks at you the way marno looks at his game at 12:39

[@MasterMelancholy]

Marno I can confirm the brush did indeed make me sleepy

[@dankedit129]

Marno I did not guess the roleplay but got sooooooo much tingles

[@greenthecolor4804]

@@tiandekock762 ?

[@otterstream1263]

Roleplay guess: fantasy store clerk dad pep talks magical son the night before his first day of gaming school, packing his lunch and shaving his eyebrows before faking gabe’s death and scheduling a trip to Puerto Rico.

[@Cazammaf]

Seems legit

[@vegapondz]

Don’t forget divorced dad

[@beesokay]

I think you got it

[@CryoDoctor]

Honestly, we need more Conor.

[@why.wybie_]

Yesss

[@whytheswitchisshit]

#BringConorBack

[@pleasegoawaydude]

@@whytheswitchisshit what do you mean i never left oh right, you meant- nevermind.

[@whytheswitchisshit]

Ah, I see what you did there

[@WoofyClouds]

In The Asmr where you don’t know what Role play it is 5 at 7:03 Gabe says “this is a straw it’s for drinking spaghetti” and at 13:22 just watch Gabe.

[@neonnerd998]

15:21 I absolutely love whenever Marno writes it's just so perfect

[@Kai_snzz]

i use to do this to older videos so ima do it again for the fun of it! making sense of a nonsensical roleplay: It’s you’re first day of school and the local shop keeper is helping you out, like every day he checks to see if your magical power has come in yet, it has not. He then sells you a back to school bag but first tests how sleepy you are to make sure you got a good nights rest. Its a big day afterall. He decides to show you some of the new stock he’s gotten in recently. He gives you some extra life and is proud to here you’re power, rain summoning did come in! on the house he shaves you’re eyebrows because fashion as well as talks you though his gaming section. you ask about Gabe his other employee, he is MIA. Instead of going to school the keeper sells you on a vacation package. while you’re away he will be doing a office renovation aswell as testing a new personal assistant service so he jots down some things he can grab for you. wishing you a merry trip he says goodbyw

[@dugget8990]

I can’t believe it’s been half a year since the last one or something I also LOVE that marno is definitely working his way towards a full magic RP which I am going to enjoy so much *edit* fixing autocorrect mistakes.

[@scrithen2818]

Dude i just cannot figure out what “a full magic to with” means, what were you trying to say?

[@dugget8990]

@@scrithen2818 ooof. My autocorrect changed RP to TO

[@noeljonsson3578]

i can’t really understand the comment either. did you mean: “I also LOVE that marno is definitely working his way towards a full magic RP which i am going to enjoy so much”?

[@dugget8990]

@@noeljonsson3578 yeah. I made this halfway through a marno video (fixed now) so I was a little sleepy

[@maryellingson5856]

I think what makes Marno’s videos so great is that he’s so natural and comfortable with everything he does. Like yes sir I will take extra lives for a one hundred couples you convinced me 🙌🏻

[@darkminerj]

this reminds me of that mind state before falling asleep where your mind is just going random directions with no real direction, really well done i like this!

[@wolflypackucus1543]

I love that state

[@alishawellens514]

There could honestly be lore to these, like we're a nurse or a visitor and he s a patient in a mental institution and we're just sat here playing along even tho he's not quite sure what he's playing, he's just got spirit + And ik it's like asmr writing for the tingle but the squiggly writing...some kind of encephalitis or psychosis

[@annietheweird3178]

Not me tearing up when he was talking about Gabe dying-May or may not have an attachment to his Cheeto in a puddle weirdness 🥺

[@nathanpalmer1568]

Marino's mentioned our ability to summon rain so many times now I'm convinced I'm a water bender

[@vino7262]

I can only imagine getting a like from Marno himself.

[@thearchivetapes]

Bestie your wish came true

[@vino7262]

@@thearchivetapes omg, imagination no more 😭

[@kitgodsey]

04:27 "do I see those eyelids drooping?" Yes and also I dropped my phone on my face, thanks

[@aryannaaustin2988]

New goal: watch this series while high. I can only imagine how fun it would be to not understand what's going on even more

[@tripleaaabattery]

it is i cant stop laughibg

[@HeartStealerSys]

I got so excited seeing Marvin the Marshal on the Space Jam fruit snacks- I haven't seen the new one yet but I am now very excited to see Marvin!! Sorry this is random, but it fits the theme of randomness for the video :D

[@Adri-N]

He was always my favorite character ;-; it makes me so happy. You make me so happy night night

[@jr4z246]

I absolutely love this series. It relaxes me, it cheers me up, it keeps me engaged because I can’t predict what’s coming, it makes me laugh. This is a 10/10, you never disappoint.

[@carlied3503]

I got 🍃 and am now watching this before bed and I can't comprehend a thing. I'm enjoying the randomness so much

[@Super_Grobanite]

This is definitely the “single dad who’s divorced and works at Walmart and is trying to sell you things” role play.

[@hanawatanabe7364]

Oh my God, I got so excited when I saw Marno uploaded this one! I absolutely adore this series, it's existence is the reason I subscribed to Marno in the first place (of course I fell in love with his other stuff later) and also the first asmr that made me laugh ❤️ I'm going through a rough time, so I feel very grateful to be able to watch this video

[@haneul1271]

I squeaked in excitement! These series are always fun, and just in time too since it's 3am here and I can't sleep!

[@dullnwhiteish6125]

Perfect timing insomnia hitting hard today thanks Marno.

[@SSCEurobeat]

Oh my god! Thank you Marno! I fall asleep to this series almost every single day and I was hoping that there would be a new episode. Today I woke up and I see this. I'm soo excited. I can't wait to enjoy this new one tonight

[@Cyburim]

Didnt even know u uploaded pt 7 but ive been feeling very dry so hopefully this gets up my soggy serotonin

[@barkadill2769]

I love it when he includes gabe and others the characters make me laugh and bring so many tingles and I love this so much

[@yafi_jett]

Dude that rhymes, "Yeah I got the essentials, Can't go school without pencils" 2:00

[@__Insanity_]

His rap name is Lil Soggy

[@carlistyl7421]

Why did I get genuinely sad when he said Gabe died?

[@HandCraftedASMR]

"You just pop one in your mouth..." Don't eat the orbeez. 😭 They will give you the opposite of more life. Just shave my eyebrows instead.😭

[@Donut.Lord11]

One thing i love about this video is that when your tired and your about to fall asleep this video makes no sense what so ever

[@wotterthose4511]

The return of marno to the universe! I kinda hope the next one is Conor breaking in a night with Oliver trying to show him the ropes on some crazy plan

[@hawaiianseawitch]

I was so sad when you said gabe died, so glad to know he’s enjoying his cold spaghetti though

[@susanamogil5602]

i’ve rewatched the other videos in this series a million times WAITING for this video

[@Demonkegman]

I just had the weirdest fever dream. I was getting ready for school. Then I was buying extra lives and manna. Then I shaved eye brows. I think I even saw Gabe.....

[@geraldmoore6400]

I don't know how ASMR helped me sleep because of someone was actually making these noises beside my bed I'd end up punching them in the nose

[@Popper_Drop]

The scissors on the top of that lid is my new favourite noise, I need more of it 😩💙

[@lakebiscuit8653]

These are always my favourite ☺️ It's like unpredictability but with a narrative and sense of meaning. Following along is like unraveling a little mystery that never fully reveals itself, with tingles and calm and humour along the way. Thank you for making them!

[@Phoenix28ASMR]

"They are very disarming aren't they?" Lol idk why but I love that line. And the cute fantasy shop makes me want to play dnd again. I dont have a party anymore sadly mine disbanded when our members move away

[@icecreamonf1re]

“no, YOU. send” “they ARE very disarming, aren’t they :)”

[@animanga103]

Is it weird that i find this relaxing 😂 it's like falling asleep on the couch with a bunch of commercials playing and my brain doesn't feel the need to actually focus on what's happening

[@felipemoreira7443]

it's just me or everyone was just expecting the series to comeback??? I was really anxious for it and the new vid is amazing! ❤️

[@BatmanFannyPack]

"You were also looking for some toys for your dogs, right?" Me who has no dogs: "Yes I was"

[@guardian_OfEden]

It's been years. I've been loving and enjoying this channel and this series for years and only now have I realised the true meaning of the title of this series.

[@APerson-bq7nn]

Me, eyes shut and trying to sleep: _ _ "Space jam fruit snacks" 👁👁

[@btwitsrovnan]

7:03 I’m pretty sure I don’t have a hundred cupples but that look right there got me nodding.

[@burritocat6038]

13:21 you had to make a plate of spaghetti, set up a camera in your kitchen AND put on your Gabe get-up for a gag that lasts 5 seconds… YOUR DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT IS IMPECCABLE.

[@animuswonder]

9:10 whatever this is called i need more of it immediately. it’s like entertaining a baby while doing something else and it’s very nice to listen to

[@charlotte_frantz1]

Pov: your Dungeon Master neuro-specialist-turned-salesman dad gets you ready for your first day of school but has to teach you some sales techniques first and needs some input on this sleep study he’s doing

[@loquita-lostwave]

marno: what state do you live in? me: fear marmo: okay good

[@grimsc0rpi0]

Turned on my phone before going to bed, this pops up in my notifications. This is a good day :) Ps: love your content marno keep up the amazing work

[@rowan9884]

this video is so immersive when u watch it only half paying attention

[@pimhls]

Even if it's at 9AM, I'll still watch Chris' videos. God diggity damn.

[@ChronoStar]

As much as I love Gabe and party, it was SO nice to get a classic Marno video in this format. Love it! Thanks for all the tingles.

[@thomash1349]

Roleplay= the very first day of an intern in an all inclusive healing spa on a cruise which helps you with school start and do almost anything just because they have the worlds best service! A horrible first day this intern has! Fantastic triggers!

[@StriderOwO]

I've honestly never been more excited to see a video pop up in my subscriptions than this one right here

[@codytullius1028]

I don't know how you don't have a million subs yet. I've been subscribed to you for years and love how interesting and high quality your videos are. I hope you get to 1mil some day Marno 😄

[@lolkecks1951]

I almost cried when you said gabe died but now im hungry for pasta

[@oranplan1630]

man i can't believe gabe died and is totally not in the kitchen eating lunch😔🤟

[@RENSLAYR]

this is my favourite series. the humour makes it feel like a fever dream

[@antoniomcpherson6241]

Ok I have the story: Your In some weird Harry potter game and and your dad, who is a eye doctor and recently divorced your mom, packs your bags the night before school. But then the dad starts to go insane from the grief from the divorce and think he's a shopkeeper. He then thinks its the weekend and trys to get you to go to Puerto rico. He starts thinking about Gabe for no reason and goes back to being a shopkeeper. After these events your dad seems help and after a little therapy he's all better

[@bpment26]

The scratching with the cup is so satisfying

[@ellienorton279]

You do not want to know how thankful I am to see this notification in my email. I almost cried cause these videos are literally the only thing that help me sleep

[@Lil_yardstick]

Idc what time of day it is, if I see a roleplay but you don’t know what it is from Marno, I’m sleeping.

[@maracalomino4239]

This series is the only thing keeping me sane right now

[@analaura2498]

10:00 this is too perfect

[@tpwkmotherfuckers1837]

i just love the fact that THIS gave me more tingles than any asmr video i've watched today

[@Dawnlotus]

The start of this video XD. That’s how I reply to pretty much all of my siblings texts. Also very glad Gabe is on lunch break

[@rosebunches218]

I was kinda sad that it wasn't Gabe but was like oh whatever it's cool. Then I actually screamed a little when he said Gabe died! Glad to see Gabe is actually just enjoying a hearty meal

[@neon_bandito]

Perfect timing. I’m about to go to sleep because I have to get up early tomorrow. Thank you Marno 😬

[@murftupperware1012]

I need to be asleep and was seriously looking for a video and was relieved when I saw your notification pop up