THE ASU RITO SIMULATOR | Yandere Simulator

[@moonchild-iz1ve]

Mike:She's apart of the fitness- Me:gram pacer test

[@GiannaDieden]

xXTori GamingXx u mean test

[@jstjwls]

I HATE THAT TEST OOF

[@user-ud8ee4kc1w]

I hate that

[@nxxch_6hatesme811]

I hate it cause I always get the least score

[@user-ud8ee4kc1w]

I hate it because i always end up really tired and coughing a lot

[@emilymonaghan3787]

i completely agree with the gym teacher thing. my gym teachers sit on the bleachers and yell at us to run 3 miles. one of them (the fattest one) even told us that we should be able to sprint the whole mile.

[@SolarBubblesTv]

Same

[@quinnlindden4919]

Its always the obese teachers that eat donuts everyday that tell us how to live our lives

[@nxxch_6hatesme811]

Wait y’all have more than 2 P.E teachers?

[@DesuVR]

Expelled by her own auntie, how embarrassing is that?

[@queen_mya_robloxits_amazin4912]

Soooooo embarrassing

[@kymberlycampbell8601]

I hate it when that happens

[@lofimilk3570]

Very embarrassing

[@SonaDrawzStuffYT]

Did anyone else fake laugh when Bijuu said to fake laugh? XD

[@amaodisse]

My mom is a P.E. teacher and she's SUUUUUUUPER fit. Love you Bijuu Mike!

[@emilm3056]

Ooooo how fast can she run? You’ve intrigued me 😀

[@dakottafarrell3993]

Every time I see bijuu mike in a beanie I automatically think, he looks like a dude in a band that plays drums!😂😂

[@sabrina.bean77]

I have a few things to say. 1. I love how all of the Morito drinks are coming out of Asu's crotch on the vending machine XD The picture is placed so conveniently! 2.its a Saw-ccer ball 3.the drinks could just have a cap on the top of the cup ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4.those things falling from the trees are red cards, which are used in soccer games

[@grimhavenz]

Sassy Sushi I don't think that's the butt that's the crotch

[@tainteds0rr0w]

????

[@marielalopez1034]

Sassy Sushi UMMMM

[@plutoneon5932]

I'm kind of disappointed that the vending machines give out Moritos instead of Doritos, because I was actually hoping they would say doritos. I don't even know what a morito is.

[@transaxel9189]

Jenna/Mariela Marshall/López hi

[@thenotoriousjuju8596]

Instead of "underwear " it should be "Yandere-wear"

[@fnaftextingstories4641]

Little Rudy ugh puns

[@hallowclown]

Yanderwear

[@juliareynolds9158]

Yandwear

[@paulinlikeflowers7073]

''Hehe, you said underwear!'' -Bijuu Mike 2017 how mature

[@pancejones4883]

Blue Rose is that a Noble reference? "My panties are the best around." - Noble 2015

[@xxkorinoyukixx6827]

Mango-draws ikr😂😂😂

[@monschmoo6769]

In my school I have a strict P.E. teacher. Imagine a little buff Asian lady shouting at you. That's my teacher... She scares me.

[@LightningsGames]

Little buff asian lady omg XD

[@smalcal6365]

the underwear looking gym shorts are BOOTY SHORTS

[@bweep5406]

The tired smol bean yup

[@hostile_egg]

they're actually bloomers in english or burūmā in japanese

[@emmasmakeupland9736]

Ugly people who have been in the world to me and my mom and dad are you doing today then I will be there for you to be a good day at best friend made a new phone and I have to go to sleep now so I'll see you tomorrow morning at the end of the African American Idol Finale Countdown I have to go to sleep now so I'll see you tomorrow morning at the end of the African American Idol 6

[@slagforyanfei6597]

i had a home ec teacher, complaining to be healthy, and they were fat

[@coffeecake0726]

CatPotato most PE teachers just sit and yell at us

[@livangel14]

They should make a bijuu mike mod lol

[@silaxiv72]

Nightosphere id say people would say ow my eyes xD

[@rivxrstyxx]

Little Ciara Mincraft really?

[@silaxiv72]

Jordan Barnett xD

[@peiikos]

Eviltheturkey10 buut right now it's Mijuu Bike becuss of the Green hair XD

[@livangel14]

kinda like.. "Oh gosh! MY EYES! MY EYES! TOO MUCH HIGHLIGHTER GREEN!" XD

[@inktorixx6197]

When my mum went school in the UK, they had PE kits similar to Some of the underwear looking ones here- Bright green pants with a vest. Ew. Also when they were finished they had to get fully undressed and run through the showers, and if you weren't clean you would get sent back to run again. Really weird, and I am SUPER glad now that the school doesn't do that anymore and has a much nicer PE kit.

[@Alexa-qq9rl]

5:00 Look where the drink is coming out 😂😂😂 Like if u see it and reply!!!

[@xxkorinoyukixx6827]

AlexaXTrue Hw 😂😂😂

[@user-nc2wj1ws1r]

AlexaXTrue Hw oh my.....

[@artemhiss7663]

HoLy CaMoLie I BliNd nOW

[@j4ckolanternz]

AlexaXTrue Hw oh.....

[@amylove3334]

PUSSY

[@regananderson1090]

"Please just pretend to laugh." - Biiju Mike "Just laugh, please!" - Arin Hanson

[@megamisaikou7971]

Next mods of Monsterette Muja Kina Mida Rana Osoro Shidesu Hanako Yamada Me

[@nataliyaevans5914]

18:18 I did, and i ran into my neighbors house

[@BlehblehP]

Tip!(If you are a chubby bunny like me) Okay the tip is to just move more than you eat it's a easy thing to do just like what Bijuu Mike said you can loose weight just like him if I and Bijuu Mike can do it than you can too!😊

[@liasunnybluenature]

MySenpai Alex agree😊👍

[@tennisparker2990]

MySenpai Alex but... wut if i want to GAIN weight

[@alyssat.2093]

Meh is kawaii Then you could do the opposite. Lol

[@jesuschrist1935]

Meh is kawaii then eat till you throw up or just sit down for hours

[@tennisparker2990]

Tokka Forever and Melanie Martines #1 fan, yeah but the thing is that 1.that isn't healthy 2. i still need to exercise to build mussel And last but not least 3.i already do that 😂

[@sixtynine7020]

The PE teacher was Asu Rito aunt that's what it said in the intro! Why did she get Asu expelled?

[@draco_malfoy2563]

Michelle Sukhbaatar she has to cuz its one of her job

[@kittygamerandchik4779]

Becuz asu does't to work out

[@debil5865]

well in my country its around 1 am WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN YOU HAVE YANDERE SIMULATOR!!! i actually woke up to watch this ;3

[@jaymontgomery8566]

In second grade, I had a P.E. teacher that was not only NOT fit, but also a a total jerk. He'd order us, right after our warm-ups, to run around the giant gymnasium and do AT LEAST over 20 laps. Then, if we didn't get to the specific number he told us to do by the end of class or whenever, he'd shame us saying stuff like "THE KINDERGARTNERS CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU! EVEN THE PRE-K CLASSES!" and "YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR CLASS ON THE BOARD IF YOU CAN'T EVEN GET TO 15 LAPS! DO BETTER!" This went on for the entire school year, and there was one day that we had a lockdown drill and we had to lock ourselves in the closet in the dark. I got really nervous and I sat down started whimpering on the floor, and the teacher was like, "Pick yourself up, you save that for in an actually emergency." or something like that. I was *seven.* I just felt that that was important to mention.

[@Mars-mp6yz]

"aww we can't take our thing out" ~Bijuu Mike 2017

[@kiwizonline8541]

I have a story line for why the bedroom floor is like a basketball court floor : Once the house was a famous basketball court and then it was taken down because it was 39 years old and the blinding kinda started to fall down soooooo it was DESTROYED and replaced with a house but... they forgot to get rid of the basketball court flooring so all the floors in the house ended up having the design, The End. 📚

[@tekcub7858]

Pfft... who needs notifications! I stalk youtube for hours... ._.

[@peiikos]

Same.....same *hides behind corner sotning on KZbin*

[@peiikos]

Woops I meanth Spying XD

[@oofme6873]

Ellen lol

[@patriciaf5558]

JUDY CRITES that's creepy that can't be true that's just weird ewwww creep

[@juniez605]

JUDY CRITES lol

[@leebaweebadingdong16]

see's the intro: all i can see in my mind is a buff highlighter ......

[@raphael7684]

He makes great videos.He deserves more describers.Wished I can help.

[@raphael7684]

I tried my best to support him.

[@gracekitty6266]

Raphael Kwong do you mean subscribers

[@somemoomoofan]

Ok, let's describe Bijuu Mike.....

[@yas_its_cat1712]

Well, this should be good, right? No

[@raphael7684]

He's a cool person :3 I also like how he tries to make things more interesting.(Play more Hello neighbor is Alpha 4!!!)

[@someidiotfromtheinternet]

Is it just me or is it weird that the rooms have no windows? Also that is very relatable. My mom tells me to do things all the time but she doesn’t do those things herself.

[@goguirina9178]

if you go to 6:17 the kitten also has a track suit (I don't know if Mr.Mike will show this cuz I haven't watched the whole vid)

[@alyx8984]

Stephanie Scarlett Carranza Alday OMG it's so cute

[@galacticnerd2482]

When you said fitness the first thing that popped into my mind was "THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST"

[@ratinyoursewer6576]

My pe teachers always eat while we run the mile ='/

[@xxchillfox_xx]

My PE teacher said that if we're in the view of the cameras or if some1 comes in, we have to act like we're doing something. I love him! My 3rd fave class!

[@ytlittleduckonapond3809]

Who else agrees there should be a scrub mod? I think it would be AWESOME!!! Since bijuu mike is amazing

[@SophiHan02]

"fitness club" "one of the school presidents" Great start to the video

[@ihalliday8393]

11:56 maybe her eyelashes are pressing buttons to send emails to yanderedev

[@btsismyshiteu8001]

3:46 That giggle God why can’t I sound cute when I laugh at my own comment

[@yoonbumi6782]

Omg when he said I love you I died omg that was the cUtest thing

[@glitchxedarrow1814]

Mike:just run Me: Pauses video without hearing the rest and runs into the wall Lol

[@dakottafarrell3993]

I was actually laughing! It wasn't fake!😂♥️ @BijuuMike

[@itzbeelzebuddy]

At my first highschool, I would walk my 3 laps while I read my manga, and people had the decency to full on sprint at me, steal my manga from me and force me to chase them to get it while calling me a fatty! Sometimes my boyfriend at the time and a few of my other friends tried to help me get it back. At my current highschool, I absolutely LOVE being in the treadmill it's my favorite thing!

[@imscreaming206]

i get in trouble for kicking my legs high in the air at school. i find that normal

[@ace_of_hearts5147]

in a recent video bijuu made, he was talking about the two new updates to yandere simulator, and when he started saying things about the mask that was a no face, was hilarious since i went to hot topic today and saw a tee that had a no face

[@clobby9553]

Uh oh, Mike, you're getting a bijuu-moustache.

[@crystalthehomeworldgem4645]

Brook hes turning into jackspedicyeye and Markiplier

[@clobby9553]

Biijuupliereye

[@crystalthehomeworldgem4645]

Yas Markiplier cuz mustache Jackspedicyeye cuz green hair and he's bijuu Mike cux that's his channel name

[@itsenderhehe]

Crystal The Homeworld Gem mijuu bike*

[@crystalthehomeworldgem4645]

Ellie Bowley oh shit I forgot fun girl deleted his channel :p

[@kellydunavant8700]

I saw Monsterettes vid for this mod and I was waiting for you to play it since,This mod is so awesome!

[@Chloe-im9rc]

We have 3 PE teachers and they're sport captains.. welp.. also the one punch reference was great

[@somnolent4339]

Reminded me of my middle school, which was a sports academy. My mom enrolled me without me knowing, it was actually pain. Imagine gym class, but incorporated into all your classes. Then gym itself.... An actual nightmare.

[@ericasledge5019]

i came as soon as I heard

[@33gatinhos]

all the way from london?? D A M N

[@gravityphoenix212]

mellobun omg I get this

[@randomrobloxian5354]

Geeky HamiltonLover I GUESS YOURE *HELPLESS*

[@MsDrummerj]

Me:doing them push up *dies at 1* Asu:gets up to in 100 push ups Midori:*texts* Everyone:nope not today

[@fung5557]

84 views 212 likes..........................WOAH TECHNOLOGY

[@nicoletta1316]

They should make a Senpai Simulator. It would be cool to see the players controlling Senpai's actions like when he witnesses a murder or when Yandere-Chan and the other rivals come near him.

[@Mars127]

my elementary and junior high school P.E. teachers were both unfit, I know how you feel

[@xera48]

Madison Erickson all of my pe teacher were tall and fit except for this year i have i female pe teacher which she is fit i feel so sorry for you

[@xxkorinoyukixx6827]

Madison Erickson same

[@ricebeating]

It's a "SAWccer ball" Ayee... -kill me-

[@royaltypizza]

13:31 USE YOUR GLUTES!

[@itskatheen4788]

When you love yandere simulator so much but your sick instead of saying achoo you say asu

[@thelegendofzeldagamer7002]

*BAKA*

[@kittygamerandchik4779]

That for osana ok

[@roseblue9887]

BAKA

[@SophiHan02]

"Lets get those gardening tools and pull some weeds! Right after I steal your keys" Why'd I laugh at that so much

[@jackmatos9296]

you even lift bruh!!

[@kiyaisnormal]

My PE teacher reminds me of those people from the Grinch...She's so strict to, she would tell people with a Cas on here they leg to still even run a lap. Even if you bring in a letter she's just "No, you're doing it."

[@nunosilva9834]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!!! And the best gift is this video!!

[@ghostsquee6328]

Nuno Ibarra happy birthday ❤️

[@nunosilva9834]

Lugia Lillipup thanks 😀

[@nunosilva9834]

***** I sure hope so...thanks

[@oofme6873]

Nuno Ibarra happy birthday!

[@briana7475]

Happy Birthday!!!.......😞😞

[@aimaihime7840]

My middle school PE teachers were fit AF. My high school PE teacher on the other hand tried to do pushups as an example and gave up after one and lied on the floor.

[@bellapotter2604]

The "Underwear" like things are called bloomers. Some of the girls wear them around my school for our uniforms in gym.

[@lolijuice1463]

me: sees squares falling from tree and says: IT'S GOT SQUARE ROOTS AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@TealPhoenix]

-slow claps- you made me chuckle

[@nitziamartinez5661]

Bijuu senpai:you dirty peaces of crap u Me:'(why....... Bijuu senpai:I love you

[@crystadawn8176]

I agree. The PE teachers that I had during elementary(I moved once throughout that time) were overweight and they hated me. Let me tell you that I was a little big throughout that time. The gym teacher for sixth grade was fit enough. Our seventh and eighth grade gym teacher is a bodybuilder, so...

[@aquarius6895]

Bijuu Mike your soccular saw joke was hilarious😂😂😂Like if you agree

[@jordangoss7767]

Bijuu Mike should scan the bald head's barcode... I have and it's funny...

[@shadowbonbonandcrew2517]

Bijuu Mike:are you going to play chapter 3 of batim when it comes ont

[@caelumcae5484]

The very short PE pants is called buruma (bloomers) in Japanese. The girls used to wear buruma in PE class but not anymore in the present days. I used to wear one when I was in elementary school.

[@ayanoaishi8594]

GUYS LET'S PLAY ANOTHER GAME OF NAME THAT REFERENCE ......ok ready bitche-chan comment the name of that youtuber if you got it

[@ilexe4887]

Ayano Aishi PrettyGrumpyBear

[@damionsohma7915]

Ayano Aishi PrettyGrumpyBear. Too easy to be honest lol

[@v_onn_ie]

Damion Sohma true dat

[@oofme6873]

Ayano Aishi I love grumpy bear

[@souffle713]

Pretty Grumpy Bear

[@xoxtrishax3740]

When ur sick but u love yandere simulator so instead of saying achoo you say Asu

[@lilygirllisa]

Where is my early scrubs?

[@PCMKR-qh8gd]

Please tell me I'm not the only one appreciating the *Soccular Saw* joke.

[@hungry4cakeofficial77]

Early Notification Squad Where u At?!?!

[@gemfox1193]

2 mins ago XD

[@mageparis]

HERE COMES THAT BOI

[@jennystime9063]

Hungry4Cake official sorry I disappointed u 😔

[@juniez605]

Hungry4Cake official not early but in in the other part

[@koixity2438]

Loading screens Muja Kina = Healing... Mida Rana = Sudceing Osoro = Punching Hanako = Loving Megami = Working

[@itsdlc3684]

#chaseyoursenpai #chaseyouryandere

[@Honey_hivez]

7:28 no, your not. My elementary school Gym teacher for kindergarten through 2nd grade was HIGHLY over weight snd everyday he would go on his laptop and eat whatever crap was the biggest burger at mcdonalds and just occasionally yell "MOVE FASTER" and "COME ON GUYS, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!" When my little brother and I were cleaning out the gym after he left, we found about ten halo figures. Wow. This guy was a pro Gym teacher. 👏🏻👏🏻

[@amber6473]

I'm trying hard to think of something smart to say, but I can't so.... hi!

[@rise6576]

Hi human from 3 years ago

[@kkhaozs]

Dear Bijuu Mike, You make me smile every video that you make. If you were to stop making videos, I would cry forever and never stop

[@Raven-zx7ui]

WTF I swear no ons gonna believe be but i said "Sawcurler Saw" Before he did

[@angxlicpunk]

Bijuu: "There are yellow flowers." Me: *Looks through all of the flowers, searching for one with a face* Asriel, where are you?!

[@lydianargang8903]

Early chicken wings

[@lydianargang8903]

Scrubs****

[@silaxiv72]

Lydia nargang chicken wings xD

[@hippie_owl8616]

Your very weird

[@lydianargang8903]

Tori Hodgman *You're

[@alexuslehr6221]

There's a gym teacher for the boys and one for the girls, they would make us run for 8 minutes straight while they sat down in their phones and computers. Of we stopped for a second to catch our breath they would yell at us and take points from our grade. They weren't fired either. One kid even said "How about you try running as much as us" after she was yelled at for walking 😂

[@saschazkraus]

ok so i have a theory. asu rito is budo's crush.

[@Elegance2104]

7:21 Bijuu Mike that's true! It's better to lead by example, the same thing goes for anything in life. You're not the only one who has had an overweight PE teacher, I had one in junior high. I believe this happens, because PE teachers don't have to do anything except tell students what to do.

[@teddypickr]

🎩 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /づ🍷 cheers mate.

[@nindelicious7]

When I was at the enfermary at my school they had pads in the glass closet and a little girl came and said "why do you have those things that moms wear instead of underwear?" I was dying

[@phlegmyflake8267]

WASWAWAWA

[@rheannarichards8419]

Gamer Cow nope

[@phlegmyflake8267]

Oh

[@agravemistakexps4543]

I'm one of those smart kids who see sports as "Which colour are we rooting for today?"

[@annadarealtordle2573]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE U AT?

[@Mawfet]

AnnaDaRealTordle HERE :DDD

[@candytkk2985]

AnnaDaRealTordle yo!!

[@SytymyCH]

AnnaDaRealTordle here

[@karaericksen2612]

AnnaDaRealTordle Here

[@alnarist9824]

Yo

[@char8839]

Yandere-chan+Asu Rito=Asu-chan

[@mellow950]

Sup

[@peiikos]

Sup dude

[@Marie-sh3su]

hai....O_O

[@pattid4373]

WWWWAAAAZZZZUUUUPPP

[@undercover2467]

Hey!! :)

[@onionzcrii795]

it's a "Saw"cerball and 14:18 - 14:25 I was laughing pretty hard KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

[@shindafuhai]

HI BIJJU MIKE NOTICE ME

[@shindafuhai]

Also I'm and early bird

[@briana7475]

malak's butterflies And?????

[@souffle713]

Sara Games and??????????????????

[@chy4521]

Bijuu Mike: Run towards the horizon! me: but it's midnight where I live right now

[@phlegmyflake8267]

I need money

[@awesomecaseyrobloxanddiffe4393]

Phlegmy Flake i dont care

[@danamoon4673]

Phlegmy Flake kk

[@jennystime9063]

Phlegmy Flake K

[@siegwardinspirit]

Phlegmy Flake well, get a job

[@bubbletea1985]

same bro

[@puppymori]

I found a cool secret 1. Do the team skull delinquent Easter egg 2.teleport to the music room 3.cycle through the personas and you'll see what happens

[@wolfyheart6837]

EARLY SQUAD ASSEMBLE!!

[@catsrock31]

xD

[@GiannaDieden]

who wore it better?!?! highlighter vs. Highlighter Mike!!

[@ash7763]

6th!!! I've never been so early

[@megannnnnnn8732]

oh my gosh!! i'm so happy to see your channel growing so fast!!! i never get tired of your content , you're always so weird , and unpredictable. you're perfect!! o^o