The Babylon Bee Celebrates Fatherhood and Indiana Jones

It’s Father’s Day and the Babylon Bee guys, Kyle, Adam, Jarret, and Travis, talk about dad stuff! Stories, memories, gift ideas, and more! It’s the perfect time to talk about the favorite movie trilogy of dads everywhere: Indiana Jones.
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[@georgewagner7787]

My dad ran a homeless shelter in the city and commuted from the suburbs. One day he opened the car door at the train station without looking and a teen driver hit it and took it off. It took awhile to get another so he drove around like that. We kids told him he couldn't so he said, the law says you have to wear a seatbelt not have a door

[@coyotej4895]

Its Not Boycotting, Its called Free Capitalist market, Taking your money to places that share your Ethics and morals.

[@johnbrandt9218]

This episode is hilarious. I listened to the audio version and am watching the video now. Those 4 guys together are great. So funny.

[@magdabadrena2836]

From Puerto Rico! Love Babylon Bee!!!

[@rustman1121]

They're called "Mormon crickets" because it's the specific type of cricket that created an infestation when the pioneers had been in the Salt Lake Valley for just a few years and the crickets were eating all the crops. That's when the "Miracle of the Seagulls" happened when the seagulls came in and ate up the crickets, would throw them up over the Great Salt Lake, and go back for more.

[@kchuvala]

"People don't really bring accessories to Lutheran churches." True. On the other hand, there's the beer.

[@valor101arise]

❤❤❤ love that fab art. Great pic

[@qwazse4]

Our sons’ troop leaves for summer camp on Father’s Day. This really upset my wife because we couldn’t celebrate the day the way she wanted to. I felt bad missing her festivities while I spent the evening lakeside jigging for bass with the boys. Now my kids are grown and I’m still shipping out with the troop on Sunday.

[@Benjamin-rp4hq]

Luke Sky"Juan"ker, that was such a hilarious bit and I don't know why hahaha

[@smolhummingbird]

I literally am re-watching this episode for that 😂😂

[@davedobson5869]

The boxes in the toilet was just because there was a toilet paper shortage back then so he was just recycling paper.

[@VadimR4]

I love Bankers boxes too!

[@meganluck4352]

My dad and I loved the Indiana Jones Trilogy! We still do. The Crystal Skull was kind of weird but loved the first three.

[@kentvanschuyler9520]

American clubby accents... we had the same vocabulary in '74 junior high jazz club...even down to the ''like''s... Walmart humour... y'all lucky to otherwise have almost zero competition, despite your inspired Protestant psycho-genius. God bless the Bee 🐝

[@beardybeardface]

the revover is a Webley, and the autoloader that looks like 1911 is a browning hi power

[@f308gtb1977]

He killed me saying 911.🤣

[@s.marcus3669]

Don't you just hate it when conservatives get guns wrong, too? Grrrrrr!

[@jesusmysavior2424]

Happy Father’s Day 💯💕

[@sherizaahd]

a 911 in that art? 1911.

[@lindajohnson4204]

There was a movie back in the 50s; I do not remember its name. A female character, I believe it may have been Judy Holliday who played her, said something that was memorable to many girls and women, and I'd bet there were a handful of men who liked it, too. Two women were discussing this guy that the Judy Holliday-ish character had met. "He has a sense of humor, but he has a sense of serious, too!" This deeply touched our hearts, and we completely understood it in other people. People with a sense of serious were seriously lacking in our 1950's times, which were not really the godly good old days they are said to have been. Guys, believing Christians, those who really believe in Jesus, as if He is actually real, and our judge AND Savior, have a sense of serious, or they'd never have gotten saved. And with a sense of serious, there are things that believing Christians will not do, or at least they will repent from it if they do, otherwise, they don't have, and probably never have had, a fear of God. So they will lack the benefits of a fear of God, which is wisdom, as defined by God. I don't really believe I am humorless, but I have been called a "humorless * * * * * " by a leading Calvinist on CARM Forum, the Dead Zone, but that was because I called him on calling Jesus, "Jeebus", which he loved to do. (See, it was because he was supposed to be a Christian, and shouldn't be mocking Jesus, even though his theology mocks the character of God). And years ago, I got banned by the Babylon Bee, for questioning some "humor" they descended to, in as gentle and respectful a manner as I could. But yeah, "serious" truth is actually important,, even more important than humor.

[@lonelibertarian]

Here's my regular appreciation post for Jarret. He looks like he could be Christian Paul's dad.

[@gohantanaka]

I miss Ethan.

[@ryant1506]

Best bible dad is zebedee

[@NoahTheMaestro]

LOVE Nick Shakoour’s portrayal of that character in The Chosen!

[@TheMarcintosh]

My choice for the best biblical father would be Job, but with his second round of kids 😂

[@lionheartanddragon]

Job is also my pick for best father in the Bible, and that’s for all 20 of his children. In the first chapter, we find that he continually besought the Lord for the sake of his children. Consider his words about his lost children: Job 29:5 “When the Almighty was yet with me, when my children were about me;” But beyond him being a great father to his natural children, read Job chapter 29, and see his heart as a father of the fatherless! Job 29:12-17 “Because I delivered the poor that cried, and the fatherless, and him that had none to help him. 13 The blessing of him that was ready to perish came upon me: and I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy. 14 I put on righteousness, and it clothed me: my judgment was as a robe and a diadem. 15 I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame. 16 I was a father to the poor: and the cause which I knew not I searched out. 17 And I brake the jaws of the wicked, and plucked the spoil out of his teeth.” O, to be such a dad as that! AMBA

[@alexf8309]

Nice new record. Sounded just like the game. Also I was gonna say "all this and mormon!"

[@lionheartanddragon]

Jephthah was the one who vowed to sacrifice the first thing that came out of his home. AMBA

[@MicahThomasBush]

Travis is an excellent addition to the podcast. The only thing I like about having Jarret on the pod is watching the rest of the cast take the piss out of him. Your dad was right, turn your hat around.

[@NoahTheMaestro]

Fan of that shirt, Jarret! :)

[@jimluebke3869]

"Sean Connery's James Bond really slaps" as the kids would say today.

[@lionheartanddragon]

Paul also had another son in the faith, Titus. AMBA

[@-You-Tube-]

Everybody's favorite gun, the classic 9/11.

[@chriszacherl7637]

i’ve never seen a james bond movie, either. and i’m old…

[@Paul-wd8cz]

This is so funny. The podcasts are some of the best stuff the Bee does. Having 4 guys playing closeted gays who come together each week to talk about all the LGBT stuff going on in their lives. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife. Keep up the good work!

[@tonyascancook]

Nothing wrong with just a little bit of moobage. Dad bods are the best bods! #HappyFathersDay !

[@danielsnowboards]

I disagree

[@coryschutz9574]

Where was Adam's news did I miss it

[@averykempf9164]

Noah blacked out drunk, Samuel did have sons.

[@beardybeardface]

how'd you forget Jeptha? and isaac?

[@lonelibertarian]

You guys should have Robert Kennedy Jr as a guest!!

[@becklyn3]

Jarret, samuel had kids....i think one of his sons was named Joel, but nobody liked them thats one of the reasons the israelites wanted a king....so we got bipolar Saul because samuel wasnt the best at fathering i guess.

[@averykempf9164]

Thank you!

[@marklauber8653]

Tough luck Jarret 😂

[@ryant1506]

The joker is so good at bbal because he's a 7ft skilled soccer player - basketball is easy for him

[@NelsonThePsychopath]

I like the tin man.

[@prayersponytails6227]

No news with Adam? 😮

[@danielsnowboards]

All this and Mordor

[@sherizaahd]

If you guys just want to live without working at your current lifestyle, just multiply your yearly costs by 25. That will get you close using the generic 4% FIRE rule, and then if you want to be more in depth you can do other calculations. Say you wanted to be more conservative by living on 3% of your net worth per year, then you could divide your annual costs by 3% and get that number.

[@jimluebke3869]

There was no "real Indiana Jones" but there was a "real Belloq". Apparently there was a French archaeologies forced to search for antiquities in Egypt for the Naxis, because his wife and kids were in occupied France. When you think about how little effect Jones really had on the plot of Raiders, it's plain to see that he's just an American self-insert character into what would otherwise have been a depressing tragic French movie with subtitles. True story.

[@georgewagner7787]

There's no Walmart in NYC.

[@rockroll9761]

💯👊💯

[@carollyngillespie3860]

Kyle in a dress shirt and tie is just wrong. I already you're all being sarcastic on your ads, now, I'm positive.

[@blakepace]

Don't stab Dad with a light sabre. That's rude!

[@kevinsullivan3448]

Sunglasses, more like moonglasses.

[@adamjensen5860]

What happened to Weakly News when they just skipped? Coming out in another video? Trolling us?

[@OmgBsitka]

People say we dont have free health care.. while we are paying for free healthcare for people who dont want to work

[@TheExit27]

Happy Early Father's Day, guys!!

[@susanpoindexter1635]

My dad was a drunk

[@TWA35186]

How could you not have chosen Job as the best biblical father??? 🤦‍♀️

[@matthewwhitehead1289]

Turn your hat around!

[@lionheartanddragon]

What do you mean? Samuel had no children? That’s not what the Bible says. I Chronicles 6:28 “And the sons of Samuel; the firstborn Vashni, and Abiah.” I Samuel 8:1-5 “And it came to pass, when Samuel was old, that he made his sons judges over Israel. 2 Now the name of his firstborn was Joel; and the name of his second, Abiah: they were judges in Beersheba. 3 And his sons walked not in his ways, but turned aside after lucre, and took bribes, and perverted judgment. 4 Then all the elders of Israel gathered themselves together, and came to Samuel unto Ramah, 5 And said unto him, Behold, thou art old, and thy sons walk not in thy ways: now make us a king to judge us like all the nations.” Not the best things to be said about his sons. Joel, also known as Vashni, had a son named Heman, who became one of David’s chief musicians and worship leaders. AMBA

[@robertthompson3447]

Indiana Jones, what about Darth Vader!?!

[@ChristinewithaC]

Star Wars is now a trilogy of trilogies, and the best franchise ever! Indiana Jones has some iconic scenes, but shallow stories. Temple of Doom drags out the gore and torture scene way too long! 😊

[@terryboyer1342]

Over Easter some cable channel was airing the original Indiana Jones movie. As I had never seen it I thought it was a good time to finally watch it. I popped some corn and eagerly sat down to watch. After about 20 minutes I was so utterly bored I changed the channel to My Little Pony or something. How did it ever become so popular? Total let down.

[@georgewagner7787]

He was handsome, that's how.

[@michaelmaxim7207]

Star wars is great. Especially shatner and nemoy"s acting

[@terryboyer1342]

@@michaelmaxim7207 🖖

[@kentvanschuyler9520]

Cutting out at 59:59.... Utterly tiresome... signed, your fan+++

[@MS-sq3cg]

America issue, executive order. First amendment gets in the ways...what crazy 🐝 🐝

[@laststand6420]

This is still the worstbest podcast out there. Keep up the goodbad work.

[@kchuvala]

Doctrinally, I think it quite orthodox that Satan be depicted with man-b00bs, and Jarret, yours are impressive, even if it was just the satanic lighting.

[@f308gtb1977]

Fun episode, but you don’t know much about guns, or where the term “cracker” actually came from.🤣

[@lorrainem.swartzentruber3077]

Last Crusade is the best in the series. They should have stopped with that one.

[@louisduplessis2075]

Temple of doom...too graphic violence for me...unfortunately.

[@georgewagner7787]

They're lying. Ha

[@tell-me-a-story-]

FAKE NEWS YOU CAN TRUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gunblade7610]

I love this picture, makes me want to hug my toddler, but he's napping now so ill wait. I know Shia has his own things going on, bur would have been nice to aee Mutt back, love he was an anti-commie geaser that does fencing. Id say retcon the latest one and get some look-alikes

[@thedailyliar]

Womanizing, nudity, and abuse. Nice recommendations for Christian men, by Christian men.