THE BAD APPLE / STORY

[@BeTheAwakened]

After 5 years, you are one of the only youtube stars I can say I still sincerely enjoy watching sit in a chair and just tell a story.

[@OlanRogers]

Thank you 😊

[@micahfriend7791]

+OlanRogers We should hang out some time.

[@amgirl372]

Literally same

[@MarbleFox162]

+OlanRogers These videos are the highlight of my day. Thank you for all of the fantastic content!

[@QuackersJackers]

+BeTheAwakened that is one of the most honest comments here on youtube. He is fantastic!

[@sianerb9360]

"He scooped a tear from Sauron's eye" Couldn't have had a better birthday x'D

[@ianthefishable]

I read your comment just as he said it 😂

[@sianerb9360]

awesome :P ianthe fishable

[@xXdark3ndAng3lXx]

+Sian Erb Well happy birthday!

[@sianerb9360]

Horizons Y thanks a ton!!!

[@Jasmine-mh3kf]

+Sian Erb straight from Mount Doon lol

[@RoxxiLove93]

I've never laughed so hard at someone screaming the phrase "I'm fondling the peppers!"

[@Katpiratefan275]

"Ooohhh NNOOO!"

[@burgerthecat2190]

I can't unsee the animated one now😂

[@aztecwrrior1997]

same here

[@jameskristian3617]

Same

[@bitni]

"...you respectfully eject it into space" hahahaa My new motto if someone gives me something questionable.

[@pigwarts]

You gonna be the coolest "Back in the old days . . ." grandpa ever.

[@911911911tom]

I watched this on the train home, pinching my nose to try and stop myself laughing like a maniacal idiot in front of like a hundred people. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard, my freaking stomach was so clenched and convulsing so hard with laughter I developed a running stitch in my side that hurt like hell but I still couldn't stop laughing. People were turning around to look at me to see what the hell was going on as I snorted, hiccuped and sobbed my way through this video. I couldn't even breathe let alone talk so all I could do was point at my phone while the other passengers looked at me like I was some escaped mental patient. Bravo sir, you have broken me! Thank you for making my boring train ride home so much more enjoyable

[@2ambeanhunter]

+Tom H that's great :)

[@UnderscoreCare]

+Tom H I have this exact same problem! Its like how can a simple ~8 minute video make me cry with laughter harder than I have all week combined???

[@iflickthings]

+Tom H I was watching this on the train this morning heading to work. Crowded train too. Surrounded by people while I'm hyperventilating. No regrets though.

[@bellanalavalle6748]

Lol I've done this

[@CallMeBeggar]

I love how Olan cracks himself up.

[@youngbloodedxp1710]

Am I the only one who really wants a t-shirt that just says 'I'M DISSECTING PEPPERS'?

[@ResurrectionYT325]

yes

[@anamuasau2615]

I'd rather have a shirt that says "I'M FONDLING PEPPERS!" 😂

[@alicruz5717]

YoungbloodedXP no, I want one too

[@alicruz5717]

Ana Muasau that actually is better

[@theguys9256]

YoungbloodedXP I want one

[@nenekiri]

"I have no idea what he gave us. An embryo of a lava being?" LMAO

[@highhotinfoil]

"Be honest..." me: !!!! "you missed me" me: yesss.... "you missed the tennessee wonder child..." me: so fucking much...

[@OlanRogers]

+highhotinfoil haha

[@annefrankinacan2085]

I fully agree.

[@highhotinfoil]

OlanRogers !!!

[@connorpoulsen1046]

I agree 9000000% percent

[@maidenchynna2725]

amen.

[@trentheinrich579]

Oh my god, this has to be one of the best stories you've ever posted, I was smiling the entire time laughing my ass off, thank you so much.

[@OlanRogers]

😊

[@HomeMovieProduct101]

+OlanRogers my language arts teacher showed us ghost in the stalls as an example of storytelling. I was so happy.

[@MineralMan105]

+home movie productions My math teacher did as a joke before school got out

[@doddleoddle]

oh I LOVE you I just LOVE you

[@queenkatteh5977]

+doddleoddle Hi Doddle! I love you and Olan!

[@alyssaf1820]

DODIE?!? OMG YOU WATCH OLAN?! THIS IS SO COOL MY TWO FAVESSS

[@tonyhaberman1880]

+doddleoddle DODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIEDODIE YOU ARE HERE DODIE HELLO OLAN AND DODIE IN ONE TAB. ON ONE SINGLE VIDEO. my life is complete goodbye now

[@reveluvly]

OH MY GOD YOU WATCH OLAN OH MY GOD YOUR CHANNEL IS MY LIFE THIS IS AMAZING

[@Lunamcmanus]

+doddleoddle NO FREAKING WAY THAT YOU ARE HERE AND WATCHING OLAN.

[@resention8230]

7:41 I will NEVER be able to get over that laugh. That is the best sound I have ever heard. x'D

[@marliegonzales6403]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

[@RikuVA]

It’s such a genuine sense of jolliness! This man could out jolly Santa Claus!

[@TiMSKiii]

this is why I watch youtube.

[@TheAdversaryAlliance]

I love how you can be so funny without resorting to bad language or toilet humor. You're a hero among storytellers and KZbinrs alike.

[@TopDesu]

Holy crap you're so good at telling a story it doesn't feel like 8mins + at all :D

[@Lilly-uf6cy]

Agreed ! Time goes by so fast when he's talking xd

[@joshnilon1602]

Dude I love your videos!

[@andiesinteauh9412]

i could listen to him 4 ever and it wouldnt even feel like 4 mins have gone by 😂

[@christiannavilla6064]

That was 8 min? You are right, olan is so engaging that I hate when the story ends, and it always seems so short. Olan has a gift:)

[@mosesa.weaver3058]

+Christianna Villa, Yes he does!

[@politeParadox1]

You my friend are a superb story teller and provided me a much needed laugh. I just had some head surgery earlier today. It took longer than it should have and I've been feeling rather glum since. Even my doctor had a hard time cheering me up and he is a pretty funny guy. You got me laughing so hard I thought my recent stitches in my head were gonna burst, don't worry though, that did not happen. Thanks for cheering me up, as you have done many times before.

[@OlanRogers]

+Ben Smoot O geez get better soon!! :)

[@jake9292]

+OlanRogers ur a legend Olan, Ben is correct your story telling is fantastic and has made me laugh my ass off at times i thought impossible.. this one made my day today.

[@RoyalProtectorate]

+OlanRogers thanks for the inspiration. because I need to do a story on what goes on on my thanksgiving. Olan keep being you

[@rollingchoncho]

+OlanRogers great job! you are seriously an inspiration. you can always make me laugh.

[@GraceanneParks]

Lil Big O, your laugh could heal all the broken hearts and make puppies gallop toward you joyously. Your laugh could mend countries at war. Oh Olan when you really laugh it is FANTASTIC.

[@jadenchang1764]

6 years later, and it still makes me laugh so hard. This never gets old

[@short_stack]

I'm so glad you posted this when you did. Because of the way everything has been going recently, I needed a good laugh. You make me smile no matter what you do. Thank you :)

[@OlanRogers]

+poisoncandy :p cheer up :)

[@short_stack]

+OlanRogers you just made my life by replying to that! I have a friend who really likes you too and when I tell her you replied she's guna flip :D my brother and I used to watch balloon shop videos together when we were younger, so he'll be excited as well :3

[@kingofspraycheese1072]

+poisoncandy :p fvtrypduche

[@short_stack]

+kingofspraycheese what? Speak English lol

[@Goldenheart_345]

I hope you'll find happiness wherever you go

[@DrewsHappyPlace]

Anyone else like the video before they even started the video because you knew it was gonna be awesome anyway?

[@troyhowes994]

+DrewsHappyPlace I liked the comment before I even read the comment; knowing it was going to be good anyway.

[@HELL_Media]

+DrewsHappyPlace yes

[@b.i.7954]

damn straight

[@shipwreck9146]

+DrewsHappyPlace oh yes, always. This is Olan Rogers we're talking about. He doesn't mess around when it comes to being hilarious.

[@Tylevision126]

got the notification there was a new video and instantly liked it haha

[@hauntedmushroom]

You could tell a story about a time you stepped on an ant and i would still be very entertained and laugh my ass off

[@kirathecat]

Came here from Cranbersher's animation and holy shit my sides. I've never laughed so much.

[@OfNoImportance]

"Only the endings that end with something shooting out your end" Clever…… very clever.

[@LoneStar129]

Olan: "Be honest. You missed me." Me: "YES I FUCKING DID"

[@marcdejager8970]

Am I the only one bothered by the wiggling blanket in the background?

[@Nebulade]

your not the only one

[@wowlizzy4039]

It's the fan 😂

[@cheech4596]

Marc DeJager that kinda creeped me out then I heard the fan

[@cheech4596]

Marc DeJager they where on his buttcheacks XD

[@abbystevens557]

Marc DeJager NO! IM ABOUT TO THROW MY PHONE

[@mosiacsoml]

I just want your laugh as my ringtone..

[@rebecca_7654]

FOR REAL THO 😂📱🎼

[@joeyhaveman]

+Blonde Ambition Go to a youtube to mp3 converter website - convert this video to mp3 then put it on your phone. download a free ringtone maker app onto your phone and follow the step by step instructions to turn it into a ringtone. It's really very easy. I have his old intro song as my ringtone. It never gets old!

[@itsclairenicole]

EXACTLY!!!!

[@sagethyme837]

I would pay good money for that ringtone.

[@mosesa.weaver3058]

+Sage Tuttle, Oh yes! I would too!

[@DannyBoy95211]

After all these years I still rotate back to these hilarious stories for a laugh, and it never fails! Bravo sir 😂

[@NegativeFM]

I have a lot of love to give. Thanks Olan if you remember a couple years ago, +1ing a comment about you possibly being to par or better than the late Whitest Kids U Know. I have also recently seen you besting a youtube troll, unbeknownst to them. Somehow you were involved in a gif/meme or whatever and said troll did not know the culprit... but I did. And I did with a smile. All I could say was, "you can do a lot of things, but dethroneing the great Olan Rogers will never be one."

[@OlanRogers]

Haha thanks for sticking around you rock!

[@toixcwolfl-4941]

+OlanRogers I love your vids so much they make me happy all the time

[@c_style36]

+OlanRogers your gramps gave you a ghost pepper those are the hottest natural pepper peppers in the world

[@c_style36]

+OlanRogers they are very dangerous. those peppers have sent people to the hospital

[@BryM.]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I'VE LAUGHED ALL WEEK THANK YOU OLAN

[@chancemcclendon3906]

can't wait for the animated version :D

[@IsaacCruz]

Chance McClendon check it out ! He just posted it !

[@zesty_lyme8090]

Cranbersher

[@timothyfloogle]

oh yessm!

[@TylerMayMedia]

This is the perfect scene for an early 90s family sitcom.

[@Kwiksilver419]

I miss the stories! I’ve just binged all of them again! Never gets old!

[@life-of-taylor]

This has to be my absolute favorite video of Olan’s. I have so many good memories sharing this story with people, struggling to continue listening to the next part of the story through our own laughter and tears. After six years, it still holds up. Thank you, Olan. These stories will never not bring me joy. :)

[@raiseaglass1607]

+Olan Rogers I don't know if you'll ever read this, but I'm going to post this anyways. Go back 4 years. My older brother was watching your Life Update, so I joined him. I enjoyed all the jokes you made, but when I saw you tear up, I said, "I like this guy." It was so refreshing to see a person who cared so much about people, who was going through a rough time but still could laugh. You really inspired me. During my freshmen year of high school, I watched your videos and learned how to laugh and live life boldly. And now I'm not shy by any means, and I believe you had a part to play in that. Through the rough times of high school, your videos and jokes were always there to remind me to keep on keeping on. And now I'm a senior, and I'll eventually be moving out into the great wide nothingness...you know, college. So, I just wanted to say thank you for all the laughs. You are an amazing person, and one day I hope to meet you in person to say hi and thanks.

[@VanJA2102]

Oh my god, I had a really really hot pepper too once and then I rubbed my eyes afterwards. Holy hell, I was blind for 15 minutes even though I kept rinsing my eyes.

[@VanJA2102]

This was freaking hilarious btw!

[@UnderscoreCare]

+Vanessa Vitecek Thats a slight change in tone XD "I burned my eyes and was blind for while in pure and utter pain... But it was fun!"

[@Hammerai]

At one point I had Ghost pepper (my brother has a plant of it) in my eyes. I was in bed for about an hour with a wet cloth over my left eye.

[@VanJA2102]

Lol I was actually talking about the video there but I didn't express that very well The _Toaster

[@sadlobster1]

Can you answer this for me. How is it that the seeds are the hottest part of a pepper

[@AustinMueller]

So I gotta know... When you go into some of your descriptions, is it more of a rehearsed thing? Or is it more, to borrow a quote from Michael Scott, "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way"?

[@OlanRogers]

Michael Scott all the way. I start down a road and I keep going trying to make it make sense and when I laugh I don't realize what I say until it's done. It's very organic.

[@fearghaldonnellan8946]

+OlanRogers You mean organic like "your Gramps' freshly grown lava beings organic"?

[@AustinMueller]

+OlanRogers Awesome. Just awesome.

[@aubreygarfield2910]

+Austin Mueller Ski or Snowboard?

[@MilesMulligan]

+Austin Mueller He's really great at that. I do the same thing, but I have to edit the hell out of it bc of rabbit trails lol. He knows how to bring things full circle lol

[@brirader3621]

I can no longer remember my old KZbin password but I remembered this story and years later it still cracks me up ❤️ thank you for the endless years of laughter

[@adammilette3076]

2:30 - 2:36 - Nice Lord of the Rings reference there, Olan.

[@shyanneshamrock8309]

this is definitely one of my favorite stories!! The best part of your stories is you laughing and enjoying them with us!!

[@JoshTheEmoticon]

There's a wrinkle in you bed sheets that keeps flapping around. Olan it's a ghost... A ghost in the stalls! XD

[@hollygerig8711]

It's probably a fan off camera. :)

[@donovanforbes1463]

the gohst from the stalls

[@UnderscoreCare]

+Josh The Emoticon The comment I had planned, ripped from my grasp! How could you?

[@GoldFishBoy1337]

+Josh The Emoticon IT'S THE GHOST IN THE STALLS!

[@Dean444ful]

+Victoria Black uuuuggghhhhh Victoria. Victoria, please... Oh my god, Victoria. I just... Victoria -_- look from the bottom of my heart, Victoria. Victoria....

[@Volaths]

I did miss you Olan, you are correct. Your storytelling is second to none, shit never fails to brighten my day.

[@OlanRogers]

😊

[@Sakeykinz]

You are probably the only youtuber that can make me feel better when i have a horrible day, thanks Olan for making such amazing content.

[@Jev]

LOL

[@dabbywabby4770]

Hah jev got 0 likes with 1.2mil subs

[@Imtheg0r3]

I didn't knew u wacthed Olan +FaZe Jev

[@Imtheg0r3]

I didn't knew u wacthed Olan +FaZe Jev

[@Shockwave1423]

OMG JEV WATCHES OLAN WHAT IS THIS

[@ifuckinghatemrgreenpandazm174]

Jev!!!!!!

[@jimmykelly5928]

Man I miss these stories... Glad you're back in the story-telling game Olan!

[@resention8230]

That was the most convincing apple-biting-sound I've ever heard.

[@GippyHappy]

No matter how many times I hear this story it still never fails to make me laugh

[@natalieparks5428]

"IM FONDLING PEPPEEERRS! OOHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" This is my favorite You Tuber

[@briellecorm7206]

Literally choking with laughter. Your story telling makes it so easy to visualize what happened. Freaking phenomenal!

[@JSKiZZinQflat]

in tears that was so masterfully worked. Top 3 All Time: 1. Ghost In the Stalls 2. The Bad Apple 3. Clues Stained in Ink

[@clairecappellino1987]

His laughing just makes me laugh even more!!

[@2ambeanhunter]

+Claire Cappellino same

[@spicymango5978]

THE PICTURE FRAME IS CROOKED 😂😂

[@Southernconjurer]

I stopped watching KZbinrs back in 2012 but I’ll never stop watching yours

[@turbo_time]

Omg I haven't laughed this hard at a story in a long time! I love your channel and you crack me up. Thank you for everything you've done for the KZbin community

[@narwElle]

You always come up with the greatest titles!

[@Sparkitto]

Anyone else here after watching Cranbersher's animation of this story?

[@kentumo]

Yup

[@vecna382]

His laugh could cure cancer.

[@bigtgamer1]

I can't even describe how happy your stories make me!

[@miagoldberg2415]

I love how you exadrate everything. It makes you're story's ten times more awesome.

[@RaayLoveMcFly]

It's so hard for me to understand what he's saying even tho I speak english, but since it isn't my first language... lmao But I always, always love Olan's videos so I watch them 3, 4, 7 times if I have to (and sometimes when I don't really have to, just because they're too funny!).

[@DanishCamp]

+Rayanne Vieira Yeah the beginning had me confused of the story as well but it made sense longer into the video :)

[@RaayLoveMcFly]

Haha he talks very fast :)

[@DanishCamp]

Janie Vremier I think it's mainly the first two minutes being weird and complicated along with him not speaking very clear in those two minutes.

[@RaayLoveMcFly]

Janie Vremier Yes, sometimes I try to hear clearly what I don't understand and I google it, cause sometimes it's a brand's name, a place, or something like that so I wouldn't know lol

[@RaayLoveMcFly]

+SteamArchive I can speak/write in english, but there are some references that there's no way I could possibly know what they mean lmao things we don't have here in Brazil :)

[@carolinepluta7580]

These still make me laugh so hard every time. I wish I could have one of these videos every day because my life would be so much better laughing this hard at least once a day.

[@Necklace2]

After reading your comment below about how all these stories are true, makes me want to meet you and get like a picture or something cuz man you are funny!!! And you're right Olan Rogers, these stories aren't like fictional or anything. It's just how you tell them. Do you happen to have meet and greets?

[@chubles42971]

This is the first time that I've genuinely laughed at a KZbin video in months. God bless you, sir.

[@Dylz0]

Oh man, your story telling is infectious. When I see a new video from you in my sub box, it fills me with excitement like nothing else can.

[@heavyhandedvlogs]

I have missed you. I really have. I am also a younger sibling who did everything wrong, so i FEEL you.

[@stars19735]

first video i saw of yours--subscribed after only forty seconds i found me some comedic gold today im striking it rich

[@chunkymunky4012]

Olan your laugh is the best, whenever you laugh i start cracking up!

[@elizhoudesign]

I saw Final Space before finding Olan's YT channel and I never realized he was just talking normally when he did the voice for Gary

[@SalviAlmighty]

This is still one of my favorite stories. I come back a couple times a year to listen to it again, and I still laugh. To this day I will randomly yell "I'M FONDLING PEPPEEEERS!! OH NOOO!"

[@AvengerNut]

"Tony Stark designed his" XD XD Love you Olan!!

[@selenemercury353]

7:40 😂 His laugh is too contagious, they can't deny it

[@Take-me-to-the-constellations]

I'm crying of laughter Olan keep posting these stories they're hilarious

[@conduit_edm]

Olan, man, you're such an inspiration! Always making our days a little brighter even after raging at Halo. Thanks for being so real bro!

[@ghazal3340]

I love your stories. They make me laugh so much and your way of saying them makes it all the more engaging. Please upload more of your stories please cuz I really enjoy them

[@MikeGen0]

Who came here from Cranbersher?

[@foreverokami16]

I did

[@waylonwalter2151]

I did

[@mr.r2757]

I did also

[@schleepy6362]

I did one year later

[@miniore]

What is up with the ghost on your bed!? :o

[@OlanRogers]

It's waving at my calling fan but my fan wants nothing to do with it so it keeps waving in hopes he'll recognize it one day

[@miniore]

+OlanRogers Hahaha a true olan response! keep up with the vids man (mucho bro hugs) ;D

[@MapDuo]

800 thousand subscribers! OLAN THATS AWESOME!

[@samanthajungers8442]

The whole bit about panicking even when you haven’t done anything wrong is just sooo relatable.

[@brittbooth8310]

Hey Olan, I'm a drama teacher up in Canada and I show your videos to my middle-schoolers and they absolutely love your stories! I usually bust one of these gold nuggets out when I'm trying to get my kids to be more dramatic and engaging their own story-telling....or sometimes just when we need a good laugh. I often have to prepare them to get all the references to the culture of our 90's childhood, but they love it! Thanks for sharing your stories and inspiring my students!

[@AlrightProductions]

At first I thought this video wasn't going to be that good because I usually laugh within the first 30 seconds of an Olan video. But I was SORELY mistaken. I laughed my head off like always. :) Keep up the great videos Olan, and congrats on 800,000!

[@OlanRogers]

Every story is different some take longer to build. 😊

[@jordansunderman5348]

+OlanRogers I missed the stories. they make me so happy

[@wompy1126]

Oh that's one hot pepper. It's like a desert fire

[@MelanieAnneAhern]

Your laugh gives me life

[@Sweetace2211]

THIS is where I remember you from. I knew the voice of Gary in Final Space sounded familiar

[@Star_Rattler]

The laughing in this story has my sides in orbit!! The wheezing tho!!! There are tears in my eyes!

[@attractiveguy142]

shout out to the podcast you did with Mike Falzone. even though I knew what the story was going to be about this is still %10000 times better than what I expected. keep amazing me plan xD

[@attractiveguy142]

Olan

[@Gigaheart]

+Muriuki Wait, does he do regular podcasts?

[@attractiveguy142]

Scheefinator no there was just one podcast they did together. it was fantastic. i would 100% recommend checking it out. the podcast is called " welcome to our podcast"

[@alisaahhz9082]

0:19 MAH PAPAH!! (MY PAPA!!) I saw the animation of this, it was hilarious 😂😂😆😆

[@Nebulade]

such a graceful laugh of yours. 👏

[@giselakrenn2646]

appart from final space, this is still my favorite olan-story! (especially the stopmotion version of it, but i tend to switch because i love olans face and enthusiasm)

[@zuhuraali8810]

I am so glad KZbin recommended one of your videos. I haven't laughed this hard in a while!!! And now I am off to binge watch the rest of them and subscribe to your channel. YAAAYYYYY!!!!!

[@TheSmuFFss]

Your impression of your dad kinda sounded like kronk at the beginning 😛

[@TheSmuFFss]

Specifically at 5:40 :p ALSO you are Marcus Mumford & Adam Scott's love child.

[@cbreeden9547]

+Cecilia Lenahan Agreed

[@tylermcnally9931]

Your bed is trying to speak to you.

[@bethanyfields279]

Congrats on 800,000!!!

[@OlanRogers]

Thank you so much 😊

[@BingMySkillz]

This is my 2nd favorite video behind The Comeback Kid and has me dying every time I hear it! Will forever be my favorite person to watch on KZbin!

[@hopec7487]

i LOVE this man so much. the only person that i can actually watch stories from

[@gabfreakinzombie]

I laughed so damn hard. I always wait for Olan's videos.

[@nemraps]

The ghost on your bed

[@aztecwrrior1997]

That might just be a fan thats off camera

[@alysawilkinson6182]

The flapping bed cover tho..lol

[@TooTurte]

Couldn't stop watching that xD

[@alysawilkinson6182]

yassss lol

[@taphci5536]

I love your stories and other videos they are so great and you are the only person that I sincerely enjoy listening to when they tell a story.

[@chaseearl7023]

olan you freaking make me smile every single video... you have a way of telling stories

[@chunkymunky4012]

Yeah he is good that way