The Baleful Backtracking Of Bear-Croc! (Squirty Play)

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[@Good_Praxis]

I love how KZbin's smart Algorithm thinks this is Slender: The Eight Pages

[@Raw774]

wait this isn’t slender the 8 pages?

[@Raw774]

@@markusklein7222 ah right thanks

[@charlespereira8548]

A youtuber named Stimpee's also does a lot of these little known steam horror games, and they always recognize them as Slender, lmao

[@dongyenk]

KZbin also often thinks DCSS is minecraft

[@Eunostos]

@ More like you thinking being nonbinary and woman are the same things, genius.

[@2002GrandPrix]

I'm glad that the dev specified that John is physically developed. I was wondering if he was an embryo or not.

[@pokeguy742]

Are you implying a 27 year old fetus can't run as well as a young physically developed gentleman?

[@davidsimpson4046]

I’m first person games I often find myself wondering at what stage of development the player character is at physically. I thinks it’s great to have it clarified

[@vexxama]

I was under the impression he was an intangible being of pure energy till they said that. Good thing that was cleared up from the get go

[@Claymann71]

I get they are not fluent English speakers & are trying to say John is Physically Capable (aka Strong-ish) but the way they said it made me question if John was still on the fence for deciding if he was going to be BORN, OR NOT. Simply amazing. Unintentional comedy writing!

[@neilchuckbarnard857]

'John is physically developed but young!' I'm worried about the police knocking on my door... 😅

[@MrP4rker]

I've really missed the non jimquisition videos. Not that I'm not enjoying those I very much am. I've just missed all the other content

[@joshsmyth130]

yeah, gotta say i missed these.

[@luciankeller3379]

Ye where’s Boglin Watch

[@maxgrieve]

Yeah, love when Jim drops a Squirty Play. Jimquisitions are covering good and important stuff, but what with the world (and the AAA space) being so regularly terrible it's also good to see them test-driving some hacky rubbish for fun.

[@SubjectE57]

Takes me back to the Steam-cleaner days, good times.

[@ThePurbleKing]

Same. It's good to see!

[@Wymorence]

"...go to find their colleague in a distance forest located *in several states* from them,..." Jeez, that must be one massive forest.

[@jubuttib]

I mean at many places in the US you could have like a clump of 5 trees that could cover the corners of 3 states... =)

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

@@jubuttib talledaga national forest.

[@darthplagueis13]

Well... Maybe it's referring to the colleague. If he had a gruesome enough demise he might be located in several states from them...

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

@@darthplagueis13 killed so hard he exists as a solid, liquid, and a gas

[@cmdrmiketv2698]

You were INSTANTLY disturbed by the musical components lol

[@dunngyllite7883]

A hammer, but you can't pick it up now. Avengers crossover confirmed.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

*sigh* memories....sweet, nostalgic, asset flipping memories...

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr...

[@Malekariel]

same

[@aquanecromancer5776]

It's weird asset flips give me a sense of comfort now.

[@heartache5742]

sweet home

[@YouSoSpice]

fucking yakuza font

[@LtColShingSides]

John is well developed. He's got great big... hands.

[@thomasneal9291]

I frankly find tiny hands more terrifying these days. at least since 2015.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@thomasneal9291 it’s like that Burger King commercial from way back, advertising some huge burger or something

[@Fluffkitscripts]

The “disturbing musical component” just sounds like a really distant techno rave.

[@Minihood31770]

The distant and mechanised glow of eastern European dance parties

[@MauricedelTaco]

God I love when Jim Stering plays these sh*t games

[@IsaacIsaacIsaacson]

I can't believe you missed the fact that the physically developed John has the trait Hardness

[@CharlesEtheridgeNunn]

John’s physically developed while Jane is trapped in a gaseous state.

[@FlorSilvestre12]

This is the funniest thing I've read today, thank you

[@markcobuzzi826]

Those blood effects at the end brought back memories of another game Jim looked at. I think it had something to do with a ground, where a lot of slaughtering took place.

[@Jollysapper]

“Before we get crack’in “ This is incorrect. “Before we get ... Crockin’ “

[@BoomBoomBrucey]

Jim, you are the older sibling I wish I had when growing up.

[@ThisIsNeccessary]

I didn't realize how much I missed your ridiculous openings to squirts

[@suicidetoro1482]

Title: Get lost in Terra Mora. Game: Actually, just get lost. Begone. Shoo.

[@michaelkenner3289]

When you got to "finding on the map" in the intro, the words "helps to have a map" played unbidden in the back of my mind.

[@darthplagueis13]

That ending was so freaking perfect. I mean, that's not how one expects to kick the bucket in a game with a bearadile in it, anyways.

[@SkyFire2112]

Oh my god! A squirty play!! I’m so happy! Thank god for JSS

[@Martial-Mat]

2:51 Yeah but Michael's skill is "hardness." How did you miss that?

[@unlikelysalmon786]

This is why the developer had to mention how physically developed Micheal is.

[@Martial-Mat]

@@unlikelysalmon786 lol

[@rickimaru915]

*John’s skill. Michael is the guy that’s missing

[@Martial-Mat]

@@rickimaru915 Thank you. A vital detail.

[@MrLostinsea]

Madame, you just made me fork out the money for the product here! I just ordered two entire Freda Payne-albums and made sure that both included "Ring of Gold!" But as for the game... um... think i'll pass that harder than a sandpapered and lubed kidney stone...

[@dorrud]

"Pissed out of my genitals" ,thank God I was worried I might have been doing it wrong!

[@SA-mo3hq]

Ha, yeah, right guys, we definity all pee out of our genitals, not out of our threehole, no sir....

[@gpturismo]

You need a southern cajun wrestler called Bear-Croc. Now.

[@greenredblue]

Too close to Bear Cock, which is, um, taken.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@greenredblue Oh a Bear/Rooster hybrid, uh? That looks quite terrifying

[@greenredblue]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 "Terrifying" is certainly a word some would use. But, inevitably, there's a dedicated few who can't get enough of it.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@greenredblue I mean, Jim’s first wrestling character was Sterdust XD

[@SyraxV]

Love it when Jim calls me a wierd thing when the video starts.

[@MagnetRP]

I loved watching this video, but I was left wondering about one thing. Did it help to have a map? I feel like this crucial point needed to be addressed in the video.

[@plixie1]

Oh snap, its been so long Jim either doesn't believe in maps anymore or he has forgotten the power it holds.

[@Tookish_By_Nature]

HELPS TO HAVE A MAP

[@dmbowserofficial8544]

Jim. JIM! It has surely been a difficult year for you so far, and I respect your activism and all you do as a creator, but my favorite Jimothy Sterling content is these “let’s play” videos. Your energy is contagious, had me smiling the whole way through. Keep doing your thing

[@Malekariel]

i am sad that we didnt get your take on john's profile at character selection. he has a great desire to look for something. not anything in particular just 'something'.

[@bravo075]

Yeah, I mean, don't you? We all have a desire to find something.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

@@bravo075 Not Jane, apparantly.

[@dertwerst]

Haven't noticed Justin taking so active a role in these non-JQ videos before, that makes them much more fun to watch (I often wind up looking at a different tab during these and just listening, but not this time). Appreciate the scare warning too, lol.

[@Corinth1311]

I enjoyed the extra helping of Justin.

[@evillecaston]

Hot take: Squirty Plays/Direct to Videos are Jimphanie's best works. Maybe I'm just a KZbin boomer, but those never fail to entertain me, even after all these years.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Jimphanie... That’s genius!

[@author_page]

I'm ready for Jimphanie of the Night

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@author_page Commander Sterling Metroidvania.

[@heronator]

Stames Jephanie Fucking Sterling, Son

[@timothymckane6362]

I'm glad these are back since I really LOVE these Squirty Play videos!

[@technopoptart]

it is such a shame youtube is so dismissive of squirty plays, they are just such a comfort-food kind of watch like prawn crisps only instead of eating them you stick em directly into the eyes

[@0h0ur10]

I appreciated the jumpscare warning at the end but mostly because it dramatically increased the comedic impact of "death by tree" lol. Of all the things.......

[@cobra_commander2255]

Thank you so much for doing these again, Jim! You'll always have your weird fans like me who love to laugh along with you playing these awful games.

[@Dogtor_Orsum]

Was the outhouse and red book a Shrek reference or am I giving the game too much credit? Oh well. It's all ogre now.

[@julianharmse8705]

You put more effort into that pun than the devs put into this entire game.

[@LieseFury]

it's not ogre, it's never ogre

[@LaielShepherd]

Why can't I Like and Dislike this at the same time?

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Wasn't there a Shrek "spooky monster chases you in the woods" game back in the day?

[@victoriaoosterhout]

I missed these squirty plays of horror games. Normally horror games scare me, but I always feels safe with Jim Stephanie at the controller.

[@BrightAwake]

THANK YOU for the jumpscare warning

[@plixie1]

I binged all of jims playthroughs during the pandemic..and i need more.

[@crimsQ]

Your squirty plays have a level of perfection I had not thought possible. Keep ‘em coming!

[@sharkofjoy]

"Look! It might be an asset!"

[@raijin2950]

This was hilarious, im glad to see Squirty Play make a return.

[@GreenWhales2]

I don't know why I missed this so much but I did. Thanks Steph

[@davidmaxwell4696]

What are diaries but pieces of our fragmented minds?

[@DonaldPindel]

I get so happy when you make these JSS

[@ProperZen]

I was disturbed by a musical component.

[@thomasneal9291]

and where did it touch you on on this manbearcroc figurine?

[@NPRoland]

I was just thinking earlier today how much I missed these types of videos from you. Love the other content you make as well, but seeing this in my sub feed made me very excited.

[@Th0tsandprayers]

Thank god for J-stef and their willingness to descend into the hellpit that is steam 🙏🙏 You are too good for us

[@kurgo_]

I'm glad to see squirty plays/jimpressions again. Not going to lie, as much as I like the jimquisitions, they can get a bit heavy without any other content in between, so I appreciate these vids, even though they don't get as many views. Thank god for you Jim

[@Ashtonyss]

Oh my goodness. The prophecy was true! It's back!

[@jordanthejq12]

I have no idea what I'm watching, and I love it.

[@HelasHandProductions]

Honestly this game is a little bit charming. I like how the weird bear croc runs, it's kind of adorable.

[@kickslinging]

I was sure "John, a physically developed young man" was an adlibbed joke until I saw it was actually written on the screen with actual words. Incredible.

[@Danhanado]

This takes me back to bingeing Jim's asset flip videos

[@ninavale.]

I've said it once, I'll say it again. I love your squirty play videos. I love all your content, you never fail to bring a smile to my face. Thank God for you, Steph!

[@screaming3285]

I appreciated the jumpscare warning, thanks!

[@AdamLeuer]

God I missed these so, so much!

[@P2T2Films]

I need a full Jim Stephanie Sterling cover of Freda Payne's "Band of Gold" now.

[@deathsyth8888]

"ManBearCroc is real you guys. I'm super cereal! He's the archenemy and half brother of ManBearPig. Why doesn't anybody believe me?" - Al Gore, on the existence of ManBearCroc

[@thomasneal9291]

pretty sure if Al Gore is the advocate of ManBearPig, Dan Quayle would be the advocate of ManBearCroc.

[@wildroses2009]

Yeah because when your journalistic employee goes missing for several days you delegate it to an underling, not call the police.

[@thomasneal9291]

saves on nosy, time consuming questions from the popo. and let's face it, who wants to miss their tee-off time?

[@brandontole2281]

Thanks for doing squirty plays, I really enjoy them!

[@willboogert9902]

Thanks for reminding me to talk about executive dysfunction in my psychiatry appointment tomorrow!

[@TheFaintofHearts2113]

Now I'll never know what's in the forbidden mine...how do you expect me to fall asleep tonight with all that unfulfilled wonderment in my mind at what amazing things could have been lurking within?!

[@dansvensson5292]

That insane laughter at the end... i joined in. Also more singing pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@RipTheJackR]

Ah, Ive been binging these lately... and this one isnt 5years+ old - sweet!

[@jamescornwall823]

Unwatchable for me as a true Gamer™️ as you didn’t play this on hard mode

[@Chim_Zee]

i dont know what squirty plays is, really, but im kinda ready for more after this

[@Deform-2024]

There's a whole playlist on their channel on it. Mostly just bad games on Steam.

[@drakewarnock1239]

Personally I'm more of a John kind of guy. One of his abilities is called Hardness! And Endurance! How could you not play as the physically developed young man, who not only has great endurance but is also hard?

[@ohigetjokes]

Jim, this was really enjoyable. I love hearing you have a good time and be gleefully positive!

[@NeroThacher]

(Intro) Jim: "I dont know about you, but I PISSED..Outof my Genitals" Me: 'Well.....i would hope so'

[@Podgemaster]

It helps to have a map.

[@ThrottleKitty]

JSS: See the crocodile bear!? Me: ... I see a single red dot, and some grass

[@blocking94]

I love the silly little edits, they're really good Jim.

[@ExiledAbomination]

I'm so glad I saw that floating tree, I was starting to get scared by the disturbing music

[@alistair4909]

10:30 for Jim Stephanie Sterling’s beautiful voice

[@paulocarreirapinto]

fucking hell. What a bunch of fairies...

[@Slann88]

@@paulocarreirapinto what a sad little man you are.

[@paulocarreirapinto]

@@Slann88nop. I'm cool.

[@contractzero1194]

Thank you so much for bringing back squirty plays! I love these

[@ThrottleKitty]

I am litterally physically incapable of perceiving this game it's so dark and muddy. I like, took my glasses off and moved them back and forth at the screen. Didn't help.

[@AceTheBoar]

So nice to see the return of squirty plays missed these brings me back used to binge these all the time on a weekend ^^

[@eviloatmeal]

Thanks for the spoop warning, Justin. Makes it a lot more watchable.

[@sparkpoi]

😂 Such a high quality game! I was on the edge of my seat 😱

[@ddjsoyenby]

silent hill more like silent sh1t compared to this.

[@IrishMorgenstern]

I love how you play these games for us. It is great! I have loved these playthroughs for years!!!!

[@FriendlyKitten]

Mhmm. Very important that Jane is *looks at notes*, 'Young and Capable'.

[@misterprickly]

Glad to see you doing the squirt plays again! I've missed these. That *was* a disturbing musical component.

[@johngranahan6102]

Who knows maybe Jim Stephanie might see this and if so, crack on you absolute legend of a human being!

[@hyphz]

0:56 I like that they didn't investigate the missing child. Nor did they search for them. No, they investigated the search.

[@gsilver0]

They're a pinball wizard There has got to be a twist

[@technopoptart]

it's their supple wrist

[@zeldafanman35]

Squirty plays are my favorite content from you, love you Jim

[@phenom8080]

I hope you will make more of these in the near future. I loved these back then. Keep up the good work.

[@nen848]

Everytime I see a squirty play, it warms my heart Steph. I know you don't really read the comments but hopefully you know a lot of us appreciate these

[@memebump7612]

Everyone, quick. Thank God for Jim Sterling! (And maybe share his content on social media because the algorithm hates his anti capitalist views.)

[@ieuanhunt552]

The weird thing isn't that people dislike their anti capitalist views. It's that people only noticed it now. Jim has been complaining about corporate bullshit for years. There has just been a change in tone recently.

[@KaworuNagisa]

It may be totally unrelated, but I really like it when you start to sing. Like in your Cyberpunk video, or here. Also thanks to you I got to find out about a cool song I didn't know before. Thank god for you

[@gw9155]

The fucked up thing is that I really want to see you keep playing this. I'm so weirdly invested in this world now that I need to see you play through more!

[@Tempusmon]

I like to think based on the text that the boss was actually just trying to tell them he'd filed a missing person report about Michael and was informing them they would probably be called about it but only made it to "..Michael hasn't checked in for several days.." before Jane and John Journalist dropped the phone and sped off in their car to satisfy Johns compulsive need to search for something.

[@jacksim5759]

I love how the sprint just turns you into Half-Life 1 Gordon Freeman for like, 4 seconds

[@hiruluk]

Love you Steph. Been missing these squirtys!

[@EyesOfByes]

7:32 If you don't know what "executive dysfunction" is: It's mentally like climbing the last 50m of Mount Everest. It's so f*cking close, but thinking of every step you have to take drains your energy

[@TheSenf]

I really missed the squirty plays 😍😍😍😍 THANK YOU STEPHANIE

[@Sonichero151]

Finally...... another squirty play..... *it's been 84 years*

[@unosamiX]

The part where you started singing took me by surprise. You're a good singer!

[@phlynx68]

Anyone else see the tree not connected to the ground and think "thats Bethesda!"