The Ballad Of The Arachnophobia of Kaylyn Sheehan - Diabetes Coffee House

CHORUS:
Oh Kaylyn's afraid, yes Kaylyn's afraid of arachnids
And it fills her with fear when spiders are near
Don't you know--
Because Kaylyn's afraid, yes Kaylyn's afraid of arachnids
And laugh though you might
They do her a fright
It is so
VERSE 1:
Well spiders have roamed with us,
Inside our homes throughout history
Given names such as Charlotte,
Stopped only by garlicky sprays
But now gather round close
And I will disclose the great mystery
Why when spiders start comin'
Then Kaylyn starts runnin'
Why Sheehan these beins disdains
[CHORUS]
VERSE 2:
Oh Kaylyn
When spiders come sailin
You're bailin
The rest of the world, we are failin
To get a good grasp on your plight
Cuz you're sensible, and blessed with a spirit
commendable, unless you should hear it: not mandibles, but pincers, "Click click"
In the night
It gives you a fright
Oh--
[CHORUS]
BRIDGE:
Well spiders may come
And spiders may go
But Kaylyn is stayin' the same
While they're spinning their nets
She'll fearfully fret
She has eight-legged bugs on the brain
And try as we may
To relieve her dismay
She keeps on consuming her own curds and whey
We might as well quit
Singing songs about it
She tells herself daily
That spiders aren't lit
[Broken Chorus]
[Two-step Finale]

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