The Balldo: A KF Joint

Never send a w*man to do a King's job.
Credit to: Not Who You Think on the Farms.

[@mariokarter13]

"What happens if I don't stretch before?" Quoth the Balldo: "Forever sore"

[@Blu3-Fir3]

The Joshua Graham AI voice honestly makes these even better.

[@natemathews3780]

Poetry is badass

[@suigeneris2663]

Art.

[@lillylynn6115]

Balldos Downhill Spiral was just on Law&Crime Network with 5.89M followers😂

[@BernardGarcon]

Just saw. Heard it was actually done without any extreme bias one way or another. Just gets more normie eyes on the arrest and not the shit he wants them to see as a deflection.

[@purpleoblivion7128]

How did you react coming back to civilisation and learning that Noseferatu had imploded so hard in just a month?

[@BernardGarcon]

Disbelief that somehow he managed to make his entire situation worse in a way no one could've imagined

[@ashleypwns6316]

Truly a masterpiece

[@horseheadkid]

im never going to recover from "quoth the balldo" (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ))

[@Numb217]

Bravissimo! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@ThomasRoiloup]

Punish Elissa!

[@dukeofblizzards255]

I wonder if Keith Szarabajka or Roger Cross ever thought their voices would be used in a poem regarding an alcoholic cuckhold Probably

[@BernardGarcon]

Undoubtedly it crossed their minds