The Basement Yard

[@garbageboy9164]

No one: Danny: leT mE Ask YOU tHis

[@valynciabell1527]

Sophia R this actually made me laugh

[@mango-dt2pv]

And here’s why

[@lookingforgg]

So here's the thing

[@raymolegacyhunting9954]

Let’s get that on a tee shirt

[@hamahaleem498]

"you opened one of my mails" "no i didn't... *whispers* yes i did" 😂😂😂

[@eileenplunkett4113]

44:45 who else thought the video stopped out of nowhere because of how still joe was and how it was completely quiet lol

[@sofiaflores6916]

It really took a second huh 😂😂

[@timmyturner6478]

Literally just saw it and came to comments to see if anyone else noticed 😂😂

[@javieralmeida9492]

Bruh same here😂 I thought I was trippin

[@alexc4686]

I thought the same thing for a second haha

[@chessiedominguez2033]

Like crazy still

[@callmeaurelius]

"I've got an Equestrian for you.." smooth. Smooth. It went unnoticed.

[@dansmellio]

Danny: "As a member of thick culture..." I've never felt more seen🙏 😂

[@Openmouthstef]

Santagato Studios vlog to the pet store to pick out a fish

[@SimplyRobertSmith]

That definitely needs to happen

[@MacarroniNCheez]

please make it happen @jsantagato

[@dsrobin04]

But he never said a pet fish or that it had to be live.

[@EvieDaGreat]

I can’t stop laughing. This episode is so freaking funny. I love how uncomfortable Danny’s question make Joe feel.

[@christinajona6217]

I better see the contract signing they promised omg

[@megmoore6708]

“A chicken beating his wife” Legit just tripped on the treadmill laughing at that. 😂

[@callmeaurelius]

"I Like Thick Mamas", put it on a shirt.

[@domorquaay]

CONGRATS DANNY WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU

[@phillyhippie]

This is the only channel I ever considered being a patreon for

[@J-B-P]

I'm suprised that Joe actually gave you $65 on the spot lol

[@lookingforgg]

I think he gave him back after

[@makenziebriddle872]

Why do they not have millions of subscribers? I’m confused

[@lexiehulsey283]

KZbin podcasts are still in a new stage on youtube. Not many people know about them, i randomly came across their videos from Joes other channel which was randomly recommended to me and im so happy it was. But i believe thats why. Lol

[@Shadowstreak180]

Now give us all a raise and make these two hours long 💖 it's a good time when I get that notification from this channel, good looks from you two! 🤙🏻

[@sazmayo]

Agreed. Start the change.org petition to make Basement Yard two hours long MINIMUMMMMMM

[@michelleelizabeth785]

I mean every week we start getting there. Slowly but surely:)

[@PassiveBrandon]

Congrats Danny you can now buy a couple more weird outfits with that raise and then post it on Joes Instagram 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@AdventureKody]

Danny’s first words: “Pretty f*ckin damn nice”

[@paulz3k]

Joe’s confidence when he said Elmer Fudd was phenomenal...then it got shot down lolol

[@MrsM01]

Paul Jones I died laughing!!

[@m.eems34]

Fun fact: the song your dishwasher plays is called die forelle and it’s about a fish...a song about fish played while you were talking about fish...

[@JennyHendrix69]

I left this video to look that up. Thank you kind user. I can now die in peace.

[@plzcallmejules1088]

8 ads?! Hell yeah. Get that money. I’ll sit through all of them.

[@michelleelizabeth785]

Literally SAMEEEE😁🤷🏻‍♀️

[@plzcallmejules1088]

Joe has to keep affording Danny’s raise. 🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍

[@Andrew-w2p]

For real but only for Joe and/or Danny

[@lexiehulsey283]

Only time i appreciate ads 😂

[@MrCobee91]

Do they only get money if you sit through them?

[@beccafulmer]

Yelling Yosemite Sam at my phone and Danny at 3am!!!! 😆

[@kryscalamity680]

lol I was too!

[@smollsparks1651]

3:12 am 👊

[@Itsdiamxndtho]

Danny, please work on your "woah" 😂

[@DavisD814]

I really hate that they’re so underrated and don’t have millions of viewers and subscribers.. but I also love it because I feel like I’m part of this secret little society.. I need these episodes to hit a full two hours every week...

[@prip1999]

i listen to alot of podcasts and i love how the basement yard is always 1 hr to 1.5 hrs meanwhile most other podcasts are 30-45min

[@eldawilliam]

90% sure zozo is the name of the worst demon you can summon from a ouija board lmfao

[@Bemybrowneyedgirl]

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it..

[@matthewwillis8262]

I AM ZOZO! FEAR ME AS I STEAL YOUR CLOTHES FROM YOUR DRYER

[@Drkilljoy94]

I thought it was Zoso?

[@Ben-ec6ky]

No that shit is made up by douchetubers....Ouija board videos on KZbin are fake as fuck, Lance Stewart is a piece of shit and all of his dickhead friends are to.....fuck KZbin all of it is TRASH except joe santagato and the basement yard :)

[@untitledplug2560]

Ben Kix relax Ben💀

[@abdulsameekanth821]

"I'm also dealing with a beast" -Danny 2019

[@ryanjones7756]

I was eating chocolate chip cookies. Almost stopped, but i thought, "No shit is gonna make Chocolate Chip cookies taste bad."

[@Abryant99]

Fax was eating too, but I was like fuck it, I wanna watch this

[@johnathannnnn]

the 10 DEMANDments.

[@MarcusJung]

"somebody better call the law"

[@amytrieger8283]

Joe sounding like he’s on trial, “I had access to two parakeets”

[@boland73]

Yo I fucking LOVE that these are getting longer and longer! Never gonna complain about it being almost an hour and a half instead of only an hour

[@rossohio07]

Oh my Monday just got that much better!🙌😁

[@JerZGirl71]

I finally joined their Patreon. Just want to thank you both for the laughs. Been out of work due to a spinal injury (can’t teach 1st graders if you can’t stand or bend🤷🏽‍♀️) and I look forward to this show to start my week out right. Thanks for what you do!

[@dirtbrat1760]

Danny is definitely the MAN at demands! 🤣

[@x0laurenknowles0x]

I was eating at the start of this podcast.. I am no longer eating 😂

[@Killsk666]

Lauren Knowles hahaha same

[@johnathannnnn]

Me tooo!!!

[@emmarea9495]

Same. I almost threw up tbh.

[@taylorwindham1]

I kept eating through the negotiation

[@chrystalo9377]

Lmao me too!!! But only reason why it’s not a good idea to eat is cuz they made me laugh way too much😂

[@dylanpoate2311]

You know I hate to break it to you Danny, but poop is not woven food, love you tho

[@stephaniecuello-martinez6560]

6:20 “whats this new thing?” He’s ready to be a dad😂

[@tristianjohnson4289]

This is probably a horrible idea, but what if one episode they call the show “The YardBasement” and act like Danny is the host of the show for an episode. Maybe even switch personalities for a bit too. That would make me laugh so hard 😂

[@jasonleino590]

Hell yes starting off my monday right ❤️

[@kingjoe8588]

Ikr

[@owenmartinez2181]

i’m sorry that you’re a logic fan bro

[@TheMacprincess3]

Plot twist: there is no bird sanctuary but Danny created the website so Joe would “donate” and give him more money😂😂

[@kayleebeauparlant4533]

“I have an equestrian for you” How did Joe not laugh or react??? I nearly died

[@briannafranco8928]

“Shot our to all the thick mammas out there.” HEYYYYYY DANNY 🤣🤣

[@cynthiavielmas6542]

I listen to this podcast once a week while working out w/ headphones, Danny extremely loud haha

[@samanthag1864]

Cynthia Vielmas me tooooo! Lol

[@QueenSince]

They better auction off Danny’s list of demands 😂😂 I’d pay to see that in person 😂😂

[@slayersmith4012]

i instantly liked the video when i read the title.

[@Blue-xn5te]

Watching the adds all the way through so Danny can get dat Miata

[@ObiWanKevobi]

I already love this episode so much

[@BabyBlueButterflies]

I love Mondays because of you guys!

[@rwylbree]

Every Monday, I always eat lunch when I watch the Basement Yard. Within the first 5 minutes I had to stop eating (I'm not stopping this podcast for anything 😂)

[@Heatherrenee424]

This is seriously the only podcast that actually makes me laugh every single time. I fuckin love these two!

[@WVRecords]

I would love it if you guys set up a PO box for fan mail and have a Santagato Studios episode like once every two months or something. That would be so dope!

[@shamsham1515]

I clicked and liked it right away because it said “Danny got a raise “. I knew it was going to be a good podcast 😂

[@CheyenneSee]

On the body type topic: there are genuinely people who just are naturally bigger. Like my body isnt necessarily “fat” but even if I were to work out a ton and eat perfectly I would still be bigger than the “average” woman because of my shape. I could be a more fit size 12 but I’m still going to be a size 12 ya know?

[@lizm7990]

Cheyenne See thank you for this comment!

[@shannonmoreland2710]

I live for these videos every week! Always have me in stitches 😂 congratulations Danny! ❤️

[@alliem9669]

CONGRATS DANNY BABY ON YOUR RAISE I’m proud of you 💕💕💕💕

[@nikitaharris7339]

Literally put my pizza down 😂 like 10 second before joe mentioned “if anyone is eating “ 😂

[@cassidys7427]

Yes please come to denver!!! I'm in fort Collins, AWESOME college town and old town has so many cool things to do.

[@SS-rw2pc]

That always happens to me when i fall asleep watching something I’ll dream about what I’m hearing. It’s so weird! Finally someone else knows what I’m taking about!! No one ever understands

[@christymooney4380]

You guys make me want to keep living.....just for the next episode! You crack me up! I love you to pieces

[@peachesnmulder]

Anyone else screaming "Yosemite Sam!" at 25:20?

[@missfairbanks8661]

Danny that Elmer FUD was on point hahahaa ! Congrats on the raise bro

[@justinperrin9503]

“You’re actually more of a not virgin”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OpinionatedChicken59]

Danny has no filter omfg I'm crying!

[@matthewwillis8262]

Lol 103% voting for Danny for President

[@jessicatucker7421]

"Why is it racist? I don't know, but I feel like it's racist." lmao

[@Bottomsuptraining]

Love the show! Been watching for a while now and love every episode I've watched. Smashing it lads!!

[@Natatattatification]

It's kinda funny how at 12:00 they start talking about fish, and the song playing on the dishwasher is "Die Forelle" by Schubert - a song about a fish

[@sidneyrivera8583]

I watch these every morning during my breakfast, I regret it everytime but never stop 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@raghdahshaibi9859]

This makes waking up in the morning on mondays wayy better💗💗💗

[@beccawalls6289]

I love that Joe didn’t know there were bird sanctuaries. Here in the UK we have the RSPB (The royal society for the protection of birds) which you can pay monthly donations. Love the podcasts, always make me smile 😊 xx

[@jessicagee2523]

I love hearing about ur guys dreams ! I have narcolepsy so I remember my dreams like every night ! Lol keep em comin !

[@dyllan4572]

Yoooooo can’t wait to watch this a work tonight!!! Congrats Danny

[@OpinionatedChicken59]

They let you listen to podcasts where you work?

[@ellievranesevic]

IVE GOT AN EQUESTRIAN FOR YOU OMFG 🤣🤣🤣

[@drekicks13]

Was totally eating lunch at work while watching the beginning of this. Yum.

[@devongee1776]

Won’t shout out his best friends insta 😂😂 but turns in $65 from his pocket

[@tristanmiller9571]

not best friends but yeah

[@B2kliz]

Yay!!! Danny got his raise! Wooo!

[@leeannready3616]

DANNY LOPRIORE FOR PRESIDENT ZOZO!!!

[@samanthalemmon321]

“Are you going to take care of this fish....no”, still wants the fish, 😂 almost died

[@ambarnicole3398]

I feel like every time that Joe laughs he touches his eyes in the funniest way too 😂 Drives me crazy

[@kaigro]

5 minutes in a my stomach hurts. Whether it’s from laughing or disgust I’m not sure😂😂😂

[@jackieh6492]

You have my vote Danny. Danny for president 2020!

[@giovanniramirez77]

you can tell if a bird is sick when their feathers are fluffed up all the time and if there poop smells then you know something is up because naturally, bird poop doesn't smell.

[@alieerae1888]

Congrats Danny!! Next raise at 3000 let’s goooooo 🎉

[@Icefang2014]

As the owner of a guinea pig I'd just like to say that they are really great pets :) Mine likes to snuggle and interact with people. They might not seem like the most interesting pets (hell I didn't even think she'd be so interesting when I got her) but they really are! They're little snuggle bugs and they each have their own personalities

[@kayliegrimm5466]

Congrats 🍾

[@issymanak3587]

dannys thoughts are literally my high thoughts, btw these podcasts are hilarious when your stoned

[@justinperrin9503]

I definitely need to try this lol

[@brandonmartin5513]

“If you were deep enough you would understand” *high enough*

[@theweedman46]

these videos make my mondays better

[@adelisboricua4695]

I’m proud of myself for continuing to eat my lunch during the beginning of this podcast 😂😂 I work with animals for a living and was starving, nothing fazes me

[@MultiJtor]

I love rule #9 “pull it out what you got” and then “ehhhh!!! Thanks!” Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@EnbyAndi]

CONGRATS ON THE RAISE DANNY!!!

[@amyelliott6944]

so excited to relax and tune in 🤙🏻

[@chrisluizinho985]

At 25:41 when joe was goin for high five and got instantly rejected I felt so bad

[@thecariallen]

ULTRA CLEANNN

[@britneyfischer1596]

Hell yeah!!!! Danny got a raise!!! Ty joe 😃👍🏻

[@breecampbell8238]

I had to stop listening to the podcast on Spotify to come on here so I could see Danny do "the woah". 10/10 not disappointed 😭😭

[@drewrichards]

I was eating within the first 5 minutes. Continued to eat while y’all talked about puking and cutting some poops in half. Not surprised by the topic. Good stuff.

[@loosemustard]

Ladies and gentlemen We got em

[@brandytaylor5846]

Danny has my vote for 2020!! Especially after that speech!!

[@Prophxo]

saw this on patreon but waited cause i wanted the vid of this... Danny lookin smokey, Joes awesome shirt.. danny gets his Raise.. lets goo