The Best Christmas Movie Side Characters of All Time

Clem and Kenjac enter the draft room for a Christmas Movie Side Characters Draft. We get into our favorite antagonists and protagonists of the category, quote some of the most memorable lines from the films, figure out what Sinbad's real name is, and more.
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[@leafs34]

clem is the best, hes the king of useless facts in the most endearing way possible.. love that guy

[@222333aaaaaa]

Seems like a genuinely good person

[@laxjeff18]

Phil Hartman in jingle all the way, “can’t bench press your way out of this one” is just an all time delivery

[@AlphaEpsilonPi]

Showing visuals of what each pick is what elevate this podcast so much

[@H3FChrisdx1]

jon favreau’s character in the movie “four christmases” was one of the first that popped into my head. the scene where he’s HOUSING chicken wings while going perfect in a round of taboo is all time lol

[@Sambone25]

I thought the same thing! Welcome to the octagon!

[@jacob3771]

Flip the tube…

[@scotty4473]

Great Christmas movie

[@aaronbrody7305]

The fact that Bernard doesn't get a mention until the honorable mentions broke my heart

[@brianvaccaro1037]

Parents treated every second with the light on in the car like it was an additional year in jail.

[@hookster999]

Ken Jack w/ that beard is giving some serious Sam Rockwell “Moon” Vibes and I love it! Ken J = Awesomeness! Dog Walk = Awesomeness! Barstool = Awesomeness!

[@sparkd8129]

I was starting to think Phil Hartman as Ted in jingle all the way wasn’t gonna be picked would of been a shame if Ed missed him knowing he loves the movie like I do lol

[@tylerpetress8479]

Crazy there’s so many great characters in a movie called “Home ALONE”

[@connorrooney6346]

You guys really need to see some more Christmas movies

[@datdude27]

No love for Polar Express is tough, but Myron was a phenomenal pick.

[@rgmadden980]

Favorite content on the net right now. Sad thing is I have run through every draft and am now waiting for new ones on a week to week basis.

[@spicerack6778]

KenJac's admission at 7:33 is very refreshing to hear, except I sheepishly lasted into my 20s....

[@222333aaaaaa]

This is just the home alone draft

[@fa916]

Great show boys!

[@hrockoff]

Clem needs to be a regular. Fantastic panel.

[@EPiche09]

Sounds fun! Merry Christmas! My favorite side character from a Christmas movie is Sindbad in Jingle All The Way. Not sure his name.

[@michaelfromenci]

Eddie doing Ted from jingle all the way is fucking hilarious spot on

[@The0neAn0nly1215]

If no one takes Max (the dog) from the grinch this draft means nothing to me.

[@jacob3771]

The neighbors from Christmas Vacation could have gone as early as the second round

[@hookster999]

Oh my Gosh Chiefs comment about old people is so true!! I also feel like the old people that looked so scary were also able to smoke like two packs a day, eat a pound of bacon a day, drink case MG D’s a day, and still live to 100 - - it’s crazy, what a Ment by Chief!

[@jgo413]

kenjac and clem niceeee

[@sparkd8129]

Gizmo was def a great out of the box pick by Clem I love it!

[@krislokos64]

KenJac’s cat with another MVP appearance

[@Nagnullat]

It has become clear that these kings have only watched like 5 xmas movies.

[@griffint7075]

Clarence was the steal of the draft, should’ve easily been a top 4 pick. Great pick chief.

[@hullj18]

Neil from the Santa Claus is by far the biggest villain in all of Christmas movies! Trying to convince a kid Santa isn’t real? Get bent Neil!

[@samsigrist5374]

I was thinking the same thing Clem, 2 or 4! 😂

[@discopotato675]

They didn't even mention that Fuller (Kieran Culkin) is Macaulay Culkins brother in real life

[@ProcessSixersFan]

Yeah they did. Mentioned Roman Roy from succession, who is well known as macaulay’s brother

[@jacobpruitt7350]

Buzz is a solid pic

[@jakeberggren4654]

Carl not taking Heat Miser shows how shit of a pick it was for the other Christmas draft

[@loganhawley9859]

How in the world did they not Max from the Grinch!!! Was a solid third rounder from a classic.

[@spartan_dawg_14]

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN

[@kenhill7048]

Friday After Next.. Money Mike (Katt Williams)

[@MrScott34]

The fact that KenJac didn't bring up that The Old Man in A Christmas Story is also Billy Madison's dad in Billy Madison surprised me.

[@lornemalvo4492]

Thankfully I could never find the stash. I looked everywhere, I'm convinced at this point either my dad buried them in the backyard or they kept it at my grandparents house.

[@macrahn5847]

11:00 Eddie eats his own words and karma kills the “king of Christmas’ “ chances

[@mikehawk8276]

One year I woke up in the middle of the night to sneak out and look at the presents.. Came out to a living room full of gifts and my dad passed out next to the milk and cookies. Great Christmas but I'd say my ma did everything to make it great

[@kmathieu2220]

Home alone is great but they gotta mix it up a bit

[@Ben-bb7mi]

Just remember Ralphie's mom in "A Christmas Story" is Suzanne Hanrahan.

[@TheUpNorthTrip]

She's a Lesbian, a Lesbian!

[@Ben-bb7mi]

@@TheUpNorthTrip I know! I know!

[@h4a2u0s]

Anna Faris' character in Just Friends. Samantha James.

[@chrisdesante1068]

Yukon Cornelius slugs beers 100%

[@charlesmassie1765]

Bruce Willis said it's not a Christmas movie sounds ooo

[@CHIILTS]

1) Hans Gruber (Die Hard) 2) Know-It-All (Polar Express) 3) Jovie (Elf) 4) Grand-Santa (Arthur Christmas) 5) Al ( Die Hard) Hon... Santa (Paul Giamatti - Fred Claus) , Marcus (Bad Santa) , Cindy Lou (Grinch)

[@ryanharber4512]

No love for Scrooged? Ghost of Christmas Past the taxi driver. “It’s a BONE you Lucky Dog!” so many good characters in Scrooged like ghost of present fairy, future Death and Claire the girlfriend. Edit: Carl’s honorable mention

[@FLAchilles]

Once again get Ryan Whitney back on the draft

[@danielknovaq9786]

Thought Ken Jac was jersey Jerry when I fired up the video

[@ericguerino2858]

Don't care, but no better funny side xmas character than Anna Faris was in Just Friends as Samantha James!

[@seanthompson986]

Chief in a runaway

[@bradyschlabach289]

Where is Pedialyte?

[@connorwachter9201]

No mention of Ralphie?

[@discopotato675]

I woulda picked Marcus (the elf) from Bad Santa before Thurman Scut and the Dad from A Christmas Story

[@hurley365]

Always thought they were Hungarian bad guys in die hard

[@pop3754]

No WSD in the snake draft is like no spud Webb there

[@connorleary3080]

I hate how kenjac names is his last three pics in the final round, it’s like he gets credit for mentioning them all now… did it last draft too

[@cameronjones4493]

No one’s picked yet but I have to think the pigeon lady comes in somewhere in this draft

[@coleturner6906]

You could argue Cousin Eddie is 1.1

[@ryanwildberger9037]

Money Mike- Friday After Next

[@danrodriguez3454]

Die hard is cool but plenty of other characters in other movies to draft. Technical foul for not drafting Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights.

[@connorleary3080]

is kenjac recording on the sun??

[@diagnosedtopg7657]

In 1989 I found the game Crossfire in my parents closet. Also Cindy Lou who not being drafted was a miss.

[@laurahadley711]

best part of this draft….KenJac’s cat ❤️ what a cuddle bug!

[@danielbsw2520]

Pigeon Lady?

[@scotty4473]

Cousin Eddie would of been my #1

[@NeonKC]

I have no reasonable reason why but Kenjac rubs me the wrong way

[@sbd5983]

Haven’t even started watching but I’m gonna say this right now Die Hard is a Christmas movie

[@h4a2u0s]

Cool

[@sbd5983]

@@h4a2u0s Cool

[@bigbodybess5318]

No WSD? Auto like

[@adamwest-patrick9051]

Not drafting Whitey Duvall was a huge miss.

[@robbyblonde]

Have they only watched 5 Christmas movies?

[@OuchesVonDoom]

I dead ass still believe in Santa I'm 40 years old

[@krislokos64]

I don’t think main villains should have been included. Also, way too many Home Alone picks. I get it, it’s considered the best Christmas movie for you guys, but it’s literally the entire cast in this draft. A lot of other good movies with characters.

[@riseofthebon3951]

One huge miss… John Ritter’s final role in Bad Santa. “fat sausage fingers”

[@sterlingmalaryarcher]

THANK YOU!! His and Bernie Mac's interactions are amazing.

[@imnez12]

"Addicted to dieing on a hill" needs to be on a T-shirt The "white lie" that I was told as a kid was the ice cream truck was a music truck that drove around the neighborhood so the kids could come outside and twirl...... It wasn't until 2nd grade when I was at a playdate when I realized the music truck also had ice cream. Of course my parents told me that was only for kids that had all their homework and chores completed :(

[@vinniesonbon]

Wait…Santa isn’t real?

[@coltronw]

clem wins, gremlins locks it in

[@lukeut8680]

Is Kenjac prepping for a role as the Unibomber?

[@CHIILTS]

Hoping for an Austin Powers reboot as Dr Evil

[@kevinzielinski9568]

5 picks from the same movie? Really

[@danrodriguez3454]

Yeah not sure what these guys were thinking. Pandering or just lazy picks, unsure.

[@djp1363]

cindy lou who??

[@rossmckinney1816]

Bring back Whitney!!

[@mseminara]

Ken Jack looks like an insurrectionist. 🤫

[@mattsean6164]

Carl got too cocky over the last few months with all of the wins and tries to get so fancy now. Cousin Eddie was a bad pick

[@garyjohnson9498]

Here in the third round, Carl wins.

[@mattsean6164]

Carl got the lowest draft percentage. He’s gotten way too cute with his picks. Stinks at drafting lately

[@Ben-bb7mi]

It's a shame WSD missed this draft as the Old Man in A Christmas Story is a White Sox fan. I mean, that would've been his round 1 pick.

[@PowerADAM423]

Harry easily the better pick over Marv

[@Moose71275]

Cousin Eddie should have easily been first overall.

[@connor4stro]

5 die hard characters should have just thrown this one in the garbage

[@gabelynch3529]

i hope there aren’t any parents who watch this with their kids. i know it’s not like a family friendly show but clem dropping the santa’s not real bomb

[@nadimhaidar4361]

love these guys, but they are all middle-tier movie watchers. They just ripped the same old shit. The best pick was Gizmo. still enjoyed this draft.

[@patrickr2547]

Yikes

[@SullyReviews5000]

Cousin Eddie goes number 1. End of story. How is anyone else even open for discussion. This is crazy to me.

[@matthewberry3804]

Too much home alone. No diversity

[@drakebaker7253]

KenJac sucks, put the cat down and focus.