The best low intelligence dialogue check fails in FNV

[@cyak]

I would have loved to have been allowed to actually battle Otho in the arena.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Wish we could have bought plants for the Lucky 38 too.

[@maxrander0101]

i think the best ones are the burp and Ice cream ones

[@tapioca8436]

People are so astonished when they meet you because it’s so rare for such a dolt to survive so long in the wastes

[@thenewplantationisinyourmind]

Sandor Clegane "How did a mad fucker like you last this long?" Courier: "Me good at kill."

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

10 strength and 10 endurance, 1 intelligence and 4 charisma. The Super Mutant build.

[@Mr.Nobody_97]

IQ 0 Battle IQ 9000+

[@PolishGod1234]

Not all supermutants are dumb ​@@Anonymousrando-uz9sn

[@Just_Some_Dude73]

Thats what brain damage does to you

[@monkeyskitz]

"Ive heard they shoot lasers out of their eyes" "........wow." "Theyve got the right idea"

[@cannibaletiquette5038]

"they've got the right idea." It's the only choice in a true low intelligence run.

[@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972]

Everyone sees the Courier in a very specific view, a badass, legendary gunslinger from the Mojave who climbed out of his grave to decide the fate of thousands For some people, he’s more a kin to Forrest Gump

[@Kaanfight]

My favorite part of this comment is you saying “a kin” instead of “akin” lol It’s what the courier would do!

[@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972]

@@Kaanfight nice catch!

[@Kaanfight]

@@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 hey, if it was intentional it was superb comedy. If it was unintentional, it was still funny as hell!

[@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk]

I mean the courier HAS been everywhere...

[@zjjohnson3827]

I hope Season 2 of the Fallout show has a Courier cameo, but its a Lord Death of Murder Mountain and 1 Int Courier, and he’s just briefly shown in full Elite Ranger Armor sitting on the ground playing Lincoln Logs with 37 gold bars that everyone else is too afraid to try and take from him

[@griffonclaw]

Only Fantastic would worry about losing his job to a "moron" per Gannon. Also, damn... the BoS is so petty. No chill.

[@PainweedingPills]

On the other side, if BoS takes over Helios One, Fantastic will evolve into "Fucking Spectacular".

[@riverman6462]

That's why I kill them in EVERY single one of my playthroughs. The Mojave Chapter of the Brotherhood is an old world relic, meant to go byebye

[@patrickblanchette4337]

3:19 I love how patient & kind Ranger Milo is with you when you pick that option😊.

[@servingtime]

What do you have to say for yourself?!? [>Burp loudly

[@drewrenken7328]

Silus, first of all its cretin. If you're going to insult me, do it properly.

[@thevarietychannel1017]

Nice movie reference!

[@C333jx]

The fact that “ICE CREAM!” is actually a legitimate way to get pass the security check for the robot 😭😭

[@joshuagraham1800]

You can pass the same check if you have 7 luck as well

[@Santi-vr6rm]

A low intelligence run in this game (and the classic ones) is always fun af

[@dimastha2929]

1 INT + Jinxed + melee build. Now THAT'S where the fun's at

[@xtackett3728]

When cannibal Johnson says “what?” It’s so perfect because he seems genuinely astonished at your extreme stupidity

[@xconnorgrillox]

ICE CWEAAAAM!❤❤❤

[@d.k8257]

The interaction between the courier and Fantastic is incredible

[@fernwebber4829]

"That was well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?" "Had a kind of poetry to it, sir."

[@Pikernik]

Burp loudly got me by surprise. That's got to be the best along with ice cream

[@raoul9016]

2:41 the decision between whoops and time to roast is hilarious

[@battlesheep2552]

TBF, the number of edgy bounty hunters in the wasteland calling themselves "reaper" is most likely greater than zero

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

yeah ncr hitsquads call themselves reapers too.

[@voli6570]

@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174”Remove the first E! Remove the first Eeeeee!!!”

[@captaintakasha]

1:13 lol she reduce her price this is new for me.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Yeah, when I did my low intelligence run I didn't WANT the intelligence implant, as that would defeat the purpose. XD

[@Cappuccino_Rabbit]

That Paladin really took that burp to a personal level

[@PainweedingPills]

3:11 I actually got this one while i was doing a hardcore mode NCR playthrough. I realized the reason why i got this was due to the damn chem addictions (probably Med-X and/or Mentats withdrawal).

[@sjins1poolboy698]

I accidentally levelled my INT 3 character up with the logic processor implant so I spent the rest of the game addicted to med-x so as not to miss any good dialogue 😂

[@scootyman3800]

“I’m gonna cut the price in half” Ur real lucky I’m too stupid to know I’m being insulted right now

[@cannibaletiquette5038]

Yeaup, its all honor and duty and protocol until you rip a mouth fluffy. when you do even the paladins go a lil ghetto.

[@salty-9]

I imagine that the curior got shot so he/she was brain damaged...

[@zucc_]

ICE CREAM!

[@JustDevon1]

“I recommend the smarter implant” Good luck with that!! I have Sub-Brick Intelligence!!!!

[@PerfectAlibi1]

It means your low intel speech is SLIGHTLY smarter. Hence I didn't take it... ^^

[@MxchaBrxwn]

It just hit me that the ice cream one worked because the robot thinks you’re special ed

[@MemesandBigFunnys]

Burp loudly 💀

[@VerkatosEnsei]

All this time, having just played FNV recently, I never knew that "You're one of them special folks, ain't you?" was from THIS game

[@cr4yv3n]

I lost it at Silus and Fantastic 🤣

[@DourFlower]

4:00 burst out laughing

[@pattyayyy]

How dare you belch in the face of a paladin

[@jackwambaugh3723]

It’s never been easier to be a billionaire, never been harder to be a millionaire

[@Zenriesz]

Average intelligence Stat of people who like fallout 3 and 4

[@christophermcdonald3163]

Lame.

[@telphex4471]

Average intelligence stat of a new vegas stan

[@MiguelHernandez-lo5lg]

Good ol' Fallout New Vegas Elitism at its finest. Can you politely fuck off and let people enjoy things?

[@sebastiann.8088]

you triggered the mob

[@SuperGman117]

NUUUUU YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE BEDEZDER GAEM

[@Zanjutsu]

ICE CREAM!

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Thank you, Sir. Have a nice day.