Archer fans rejoice! Here are the sassiest lines from all 10 seasons. #Archer #Malory #Netflix
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@mfundroid11163 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Jessica Walter. Your one-liners were deservedly Emmy Award worthy.
@dynamin75253 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it. She was such a vital part of the show. I don't know where they can go from here.
@shawndarling58553 жыл бұрын
@@dynamin7525 Something bad happened to Mallory and Archer goes on a rampage from hell
@mattherron1733 жыл бұрын
@@shawndarling5855 Rampage 2.0: The Rampagening
@shawndarling58553 жыл бұрын
@@mattherron173 He has gone on rampages before but this one will be epic.
@mattherron1733 жыл бұрын
@@shawndarling5855 would you say he's entering a zone, and that zone would be one of danger?
@DerGuteHut4 жыл бұрын
What I like about the show is how it makes perfect sense how Archer became the way he is.
@furionmax78244 жыл бұрын
Oh big time. Everything Archer is is a result of his environment and his mother. He gets his personality and habits from his mother both genetic and how he was raised. For God's sake she stole his bicycle just to teach him a lesson on taking care of possessions and then never gave it back. That's just.... Horrible...
@abnormalnox4 жыл бұрын
Furion Max it is horrible..but it also was a good life lesson.
@paperchasindude65784 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_6814 жыл бұрын
@@abnormalnox idk about that
@abnormalnox4 жыл бұрын
@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 trust me. It wasnt right what she did but it was
@TheCalvinProblen3 жыл бұрын
Jessica Walters played one of the best "worst people" in comedy history. RIP 👑
@pen643 жыл бұрын
Two. Don’t forget Lucille Bluth!
@Diego-zz1df Жыл бұрын
Jessica Walters played *TWO* of the best "worst people" in comedy history.
@whitleypedia11 ай бұрын
This show was more a continuation of ARD than seasons 4 and 5 of ARD.
@creepycustard23834 жыл бұрын
Malory is basically just animated Lucile Bluth
@ruthchelimo67514 жыл бұрын
Creepy Custard And played by the same person no less. She's iconic.
@quimbby4 жыл бұрын
Totally
@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_6814 жыл бұрын
Who?
@RegisEduardo.s4 жыл бұрын
@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 www.google.com
@creepycustard23834 жыл бұрын
@John Pratt kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zna6kKeiq7xnl6s
@ghostthad91554 жыл бұрын
“Oh, like you’d recognize a vegetable that wasn’t wrapped in a Monte Christo sandwich...” I’m wheezing... 😂
@jungminlee1974 жыл бұрын
i'm screaming lmao
@gagahusband4 жыл бұрын
... that is Pam, isn't it?
@Peichen014 жыл бұрын
What’s funny about that? Pam only eat veggie if it so not obvious?
@jungminlee1974 жыл бұрын
@@Peichen01 She's saying Pam never eats vegetables unless it's in some fatty foods. And thus that she can't recognize vegetables
@skylx08124 жыл бұрын
Didn't Archer let Pam woop her ass after they got Pam back from being held hostage or something? Archer told the others not to defend her cause she had this one coming.
@HornetV24 жыл бұрын
They forgot my favorite quote: “Imagine shutting up!”
@pattonramming19884 жыл бұрын
Mother you're in a limousine And if I wanted to sit here all day going no where I'd be a teacher
@thalia62714 жыл бұрын
That one hits too close to home. Still, I'd love it.
@tommynguyen84564 жыл бұрын
As a teacher this is fking hilarious 😂😂😂
@juanjogarzon8099 Жыл бұрын
@@tommynguyen8456 sameeeeee
@JackPavarotti7 ай бұрын
my fav!!!
@mqtsprinter933 жыл бұрын
Who else is here watching this because Jessica Walter passed away today. Her voice acting was what made me addicted to watching Archer.
@TheCrazeace3 жыл бұрын
its going to be tough to never see Jessica Walter's performance again. May she rest in peace
@Ben-rz9cf3 жыл бұрын
First woodhouse and now Mallory. 😭 Poor poor archer. Poor poor world for losing such a goddamn legend
@noelmaldonado78293 жыл бұрын
First Woodhouse, Then Ron and Now Malory 😔
@dannythomas4172 жыл бұрын
@@TheCrazeace Pam: Well, you can always...
@CashCrownz2 жыл бұрын
@@noelmaldonado7829 the same thing is. Ron and Malory were married IRL.
@SpaceKyd3 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else here because Jessica Walter passed away? 😭😭😭
@saviorselfX293 жыл бұрын
Me. 😭
@tonyray65353 жыл бұрын
Yes 😭
@kajlihalilovic44383 жыл бұрын
Me. 😔
@stitches33283 жыл бұрын
Wont be the same without her
@emperorkarlfranzrulerofthe28263 жыл бұрын
yea... :(
@MissBlueEyeliner4 жыл бұрын
My favourite quote to scream at people is always “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR”
@grahamlopez62024 жыл бұрын
I do both of these, but usually it's at my boss and he just yells YES I AM
@AtrociousAK473 жыл бұрын
Then ya gotta say "YOU'RE NOT MY COAL MINE SUPERVISOR"
@JackPavarotti7 ай бұрын
where is your pride? for wearing men's pjs 🤣
@ReasonablySkeptic4 жыл бұрын
NOOO you left out the part where she tries to emasculate Krieger. Malory: "I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor" Lana: "You're not emasculating Krieger." Krieger: "What the hell was the mirror for?" Malory: "SO YOU COULD WATCH"
@xxxchocolatechipzxxx4 жыл бұрын
Dan Z castrate?
@crunchyoats18624 жыл бұрын
@@xxxchocolatechipzxxx Castration is just the balls, presumably Malory would've taken everything that made him a man
@MysticalsofMercer4 жыл бұрын
Krieger : Eeep
@WRMonger14 жыл бұрын
Yup! They left out the best part 🤣
@unscripted4833 жыл бұрын
@@xxxchocolatechipzxxx she says emasculate in the show
@Dabhach13 жыл бұрын
3:39 As an Irishman, I can confirm that this is, indeed, the classic Irishman's dilemma. RIP Jessica.
@steveita21623 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite scene in the whole series
@pessimisticprofessorfarnsw32413 жыл бұрын
@@steveita2162 I have to going with jeopardy but it is very close.
@Spoons1094 жыл бұрын
I wish I was mean enough to be Mallory
@CC-si3cr4 жыл бұрын
You think Mallory is mean?
@ashenamine72664 жыл бұрын
Doesn't every body
@thelaughindustry7734 жыл бұрын
@@CC-si3cr yes very mean.
@craigharvey-gurr3374 жыл бұрын
Candis Yes! She’s the second meanest cartoon character ever!
@subarashii23744 жыл бұрын
@@craigharvey-gurr337 who's the first?
@SpectralUmbreon1973 жыл бұрын
She just wanted to get back to Burt Reynolds. RIP Jessica Walter.
@cbric51793 жыл бұрын
Actually in real life she was married to the fellow who voiced Ron Cadillac
@MsSharondenadel3 жыл бұрын
Her husband who died a year before her :(
@addieb13144 жыл бұрын
*And if I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere I’d be a TEACHER!* Gold
@Alusnovalotus4 жыл бұрын
Addie B I love your Bette Davis pose!
@nathanprime24344 жыл бұрын
That one cut deep.
@emiliopereira92113 жыл бұрын
Line delivery 10/10
@keishad.61153 жыл бұрын
brilliant line!
@Lcarter524 жыл бұрын
Malory: Men's pyjamas? for gods sake woman, where is your pride? Cheryl: In my work Malory: That may be the funniest thing you've ever said
@Melanin-Mari33 жыл бұрын
“Thank you”
@mariaskanal85003 жыл бұрын
@@Melanin-Mari3 "oh shut up!" -Malory
@jgrillo638 Жыл бұрын
@@mariaskanal8500 nobody says "Oh shut up!" Like Malory
@dallasl36883 жыл бұрын
"I killed seven Krauts with a shovel!" Never forget, Mallory Archer is a badass.
@champmorgan7166 Жыл бұрын
That doesn’t enjoy being spritz! 😂
@OtsileM4 жыл бұрын
The writers are something else
@paperchasindude65784 жыл бұрын
It's only Adam Reed who writes the show
@gagahusband4 жыл бұрын
^ yes Adam Reed's gay ass 🏳️🌈 ❤
@ggt473 жыл бұрын
He’s gay?
@nic43193 жыл бұрын
@@ggt47 no
@Anlerolo3 жыл бұрын
@@ggt47 he created Archer inspired by his attraction to a Spanish woman. So pretty much no...
@turdferguson89283 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter. This show will NEVER be the same without her
@alyssarichardson2544 Жыл бұрын
Biggest RIP since Gandolfini. Imagine how cool it'd be if they'd had him voice an antagonist, especially a gangster. Sounds like a stretch until you remember Cpt Byron Hadley, the murderous torturer in The Shawshank Redemption is the same dude who voices Mr Krabs from Spongebob... An interaction between the two would be absoute gold.
@tommynguyen84564 жыл бұрын
Ray: I'm crippled! Cyril: OH THEN GO JOIN A SUPPORT GROUP! Malory: For what? Crippled gay hillbilly spies? Ray: You know... Malory: There's a niche 😂😭💀
@Laratasincola3 жыл бұрын
There is an -ish*
@noahsigrist85763 жыл бұрын
That was pam
@c4yourself3192 жыл бұрын
Archer: "Mother, you're in a limousine!" Malory: "And if I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere I'd be a teacher!" Hands down my favorite line by Malory. RIP Jessica Walter. You made me laugh countless times and I couldn't be more grateful.
@ryancory59584 жыл бұрын
after she stabs kreiger in the shoulder with her shoe..shes actually animated very well as having only 1 high heel on...great animation...amazing show
@gameboyhotline37123 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman2 жыл бұрын
Okay, truth in advertising: I did NOT realize that was the reason why she walked funny until I just now read this...😊
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
great catch!
@lavalampluva55401 Жыл бұрын
She should have pulled the shoe out and put it back on her foot.
@sf900014 жыл бұрын
“Maybe you’re turning into people” BUT I DONT WANNA BE PEOPLE!
@BrendanSlob4 жыл бұрын
"Look at Woodhouse..He thinks he's people!!!"
@headspill3 жыл бұрын
mood
@nataliacloves3 жыл бұрын
Came back to this after finding out Jessica Walter passed, she was so good at playing awful people who are hilarious. Rest in peace legend.
@fuffle74 жыл бұрын
Cheryl: Oh my god what if I have psychokinetic powers? Pam: I don't know, just try to only use them for good Cheryl: ... ... ...no.
@valentinbalbinot50544 жыл бұрын
"Do I get the operation now ?" "No son, you're gonna die" That one always cracks me up xD
@holynarwhale87293 жыл бұрын
"Don't you want a grandkid." "Well if I did I would just scrape all of your previous mishaps together in one pile and knit a onesie for it" RIP Jessica Walter.
@m111atthugartner34 жыл бұрын
For god‘s sake! Where is your pride?! In my work?? That mabe the funny’s thing you ever said😂😂😂
@ScarletRain6134 жыл бұрын
She actually says 'for god's sake'. Sorry to correct.
@HomestarCrawler3 жыл бұрын
Oh, shut up.
@XaldinX3 жыл бұрын
@@ScarletRain613 that’s not what she says
@TidusX163 жыл бұрын
Glad so many people are paying tribute to Jessica Walter. So many of my favorite moments in Arrested Development and Archer are because of how great of a mom she was in those shows!
@johnegan5967 Жыл бұрын
*wasn't. And that what makes her character extraordinary
@Greg-TC4 жыл бұрын
You couldn’t have let the end go one more second to see Ray exhaling the smoke?
@kazuhira_miller4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense to cut the scene off the video is about malory not ray
@pumpkin64294 жыл бұрын
...no...
@jovetj4 жыл бұрын
Or to have Cheryl say in the elevator she watched a -burning- building burn down... which Malory would have actually enjoyed hearing about (before she stormed off).
@j.vonhogen96504 жыл бұрын
@@jovetj - I believe you meant "a building", not "a burning". That was a funny scene in the full episode. It doesn't feel complete in this compilation though, without the last line about the burning building.
@jovetj4 жыл бұрын
Yep I meant building. Ooops! Thanks for the catch.
@thegulo133 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter. This was my favourite character from your acting career.
@marielysdiane33424 жыл бұрын
Mallory is easily my favorite character in the show
@j.vonhogen96504 жыл бұрын
It's my favorite Archer character too! The voice acting is so good; perfectly timed delivery of every single line, just the right amount of emotion, tension, confidence, anger, and (occasional) softness/tenderness. Malory is such a fun character, she should have a spinoff series (or prequel series) called 'Malory'. 😎
@alexhennigh52424 жыл бұрын
@@j.vonhogen9650 No. Just because something or someone is good in a show doesnt mean it needs a spin off. Archer is good as it is, let's leave it that way.
@j.vonhogen96504 жыл бұрын
@@alexhennigh5242 - You maybe right about that, but I would still love to see a couple of episodes about the early days of Mallory and Sterling Archer, perhaps in the form of extensive flashbacks. There has been this Scrooge-like episode where Archer visits places from his youth with quasi flashbacks, but that episode didn't work for me, partly due to the annoying voice of the actor who delivered the lines of the 'ghost'. That's one of my least favorite Archer episodes, and a huge missed opportunity if you'd ask me. I wish they had used one of the 'coma' seasons for some clever, well-written flashback/prequel/origin episodes that would have made much more sense in the world of Archer than the stupid & painfully unfunny fantasy seasons, in which our beloved characters played completely out-of-character. I really hope next season won't be a Last Jedi-like disappointment with a 'woke' and weak Archer instead of an 'awakened' and empowered Archer.
@alexhennigh52424 жыл бұрын
@@j.vonhogen9650 Fair enough. Sorry if I came across like a dick with my comments, twas not my intention. I'm just dog tired of reboots, remakes, and spin offs in general. You do make some valid points though that even with my disdain for the topic I'd still like to see in some capacity because I'm sure they could make it as good as Archer itself.
@KTF03 жыл бұрын
I think i went through a phase of every character being my favorite character. Well, except Cyril.
@AngryJT4 жыл бұрын
US Netflix BRING BACK ARCHER (and give us seasons 8-10)
@BrieoRobino4 жыл бұрын
Just get Hulu
@walkz0074 жыл бұрын
that sucks,we have all the seasons in th UK, maybe you can change something's around,vpn's and all that.
@BrieoRobino4 жыл бұрын
@@walkz007 but its on Hulu so I don't need to.
@walkz0074 жыл бұрын
@@BrieoRobino sorry replied to the wrong person,true.
@dickhead6254 жыл бұрын
check UK netflix
@JuveKSA4 жыл бұрын
Malory: Passive aggressive comedy gold
@zinouhoussoum29094 жыл бұрын
she's aggressive aggressive most of the time though
@wahn104 жыл бұрын
There's nothing passive about Malory. She's just aggressive, period. What a Queen.
@KaxxxE4 жыл бұрын
Zinou Houssoum that’s the difference between her and Lucille
@tommynguyen84564 жыл бұрын
Lol what part of her is "passive"? 😂
@shaunhurst25953 жыл бұрын
There are so many character faults built into Malory that I don’t think a person like her actually exists. And if she did do not give her access to money and power.
@jackieacheson49283 жыл бұрын
Sad sad day. Jessica Walter has passed away. There will never be another like her. I'm seriously heart broken.
@stefnorm1043 жыл бұрын
I came to pay my respects to Jessica Walter, one of the funniest women on television and the very definition of a "tough ol' broad." Her presence will be missed 💔
@abmuyak4 жыл бұрын
The Irishman’s dilemma 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this show is gold
@bradmclean49883 жыл бұрын
This show won't be the same. Malory will be missed.
@allday1aweek3 жыл бұрын
This chose an interesting time to show up in my recommended. RIP Jessica Walter, you were a treasure.
@brandonjohnson63953 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Lucile/Mallory. One of the funniest characters in TV history
@denzelwashington21503 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter hope your glass is full in heaven
@omarheard68174 жыл бұрын
They forgot the scene at the end of episode 3 season 2, Mallory "immigrants driving around in their low riders, listening to raps, burning down all the jobs"😅😆🤣. That was the quote that started me watching Archer
@jgaya3 жыл бұрын
That was the best 😆😆😆😆
@Alusnovalotus3 жыл бұрын
That says a lot about you, actually.
@omarheard68173 жыл бұрын
@@Alusnovalotus I was laughing at something Mallory said in that episode, her views ARE NOT my own
@fredrikbermhed25293 жыл бұрын
@@Alusnovalotus laughing at a joke doesnt equal to sharing it's veiws.
@MaryLou9132 жыл бұрын
I was just going to say this!
@vera61743 жыл бұрын
Absolutely devastated to hear of Jessica Walter’s passing. She was so effortlessly funny, biting, and so damn talented. This one hurts a lot. Thanks for everything ♥️
@deonosbey56603 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Jessica Walter , the show will not be the same without you.
@mikeh48183 жыл бұрын
She voice recorded the upcoming season before she passed, thankfully
@CarrotFlowers4213 жыл бұрын
Why is this not trending? RIP Jessica Walters
@eduardov.23244 жыл бұрын
Mallory is the queen of reading you for filth
@fredmand3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter...an extraordinary performer in so many mediums... Drink'n a glass for you.
@QuantumQuill4552 жыл бұрын
Her threatening Krieger for trying to experiment on AJ and then her rant for Kreiger spraying her are my favorite lines.
@thnktank14 жыл бұрын
Look at me chopping ice for a Tom Collins like field hand. Ohhh, or do I want a Mint Julep. Malory is my spirit animal!❤🐴
@limazulu61924 жыл бұрын
Username checks out xD
@jonathancurrie51703 жыл бұрын
RIP Malory Archer, AKA Jessica Walter. The best worst mom in both Archer and Arrested Development
@cmurphy07073 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Jessica Walter we’ll miss you.
@dannythomas4173 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020 all over again!
@IsraelHV3 жыл бұрын
Jessica Walter passed away today 😔 her voice acting was awesome, a beautiful woman with lots of talent.
@jaredchristian44353 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Jessica Walter, I'm sure you're ordering Woodhouse in a better place now.
@humanhueyfreeman3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Jessica “Lucille Bluth/Mallory Archer” Walter. We love & will miss you! 🥲
@seanbedford74373 жыл бұрын
Jessica Walter, 'Archer' star, dies at 80. RIP Malory 😢
@dat1guy5093 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe she’s gone. Rest In Peace Jessica Walter 🕊🙏🏾
@bricksymalone4933 жыл бұрын
Here after the passing of Jessica Walter what a legend she was
@dracoslasher353 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Jessica Walter you were a true legend 🙏🏼 can't imagine the show without your Mallory archer 😭
@tauntedoctopus26973 жыл бұрын
To think I was quoting your lines today without knowing you'd passed. Rest in Peace Jessica Walter. Your voice will live on in our memories until our time comes, too.
@jrubynho3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter. Thanks for the fun moments with Malory!
@rolandreyes83653 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter.
@woody40773 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.JESSICA W.
@amazingracetopfan3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Jessica Walter, you'll be sorely missed
@1ToDream3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica.
@m45bugatti3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter we can never thank you enough for how awesome you made Malory
@Hellwolf363 жыл бұрын
Anyone here after finding out the news that Jessica Walter passed? This woman will forever be missed.
@aivalera3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walters. She really was the heart of the show.
@thomashaynes80433 жыл бұрын
Jessica is just an incomparable force that can't be replaced, but I would love to see Malory's long lost twin sister appear in the last season of Archer voiced by Martha Stewart.
@MaryLou9132 жыл бұрын
Great idea!
@shoakman3 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace Jessica Walter.
@BVaxter3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine Archer without her RIP Malory
@kennywrong3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter. Absolute Legend. Archer has been my favorite go to comfort zone for years. I've never felt this kind of loss from the death of someone I've never even met before. I feel like I've lost a friend.
@ianmeadows69414 жыл бұрын
Cheryl: Oh my God what if I got psychokinetic powers! Pam: I don’t know, just try only to use them for good. Cheryl: *whispers No 😈 Pam: 🤨
@jackcoogan3103 жыл бұрын
I bet Sterling is a mess right now... RIP Jessica Walter
@BillieSharkTooth3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Jessica Walter 2021
@reginagonzalez44674 жыл бұрын
2:31 YOU GUYS LITERALLY CUT OFF THE BEST PART, AKA, WHEN RAY SAYS “You need some garters.”
@jovetj4 жыл бұрын
No the best one is:Ray: "No view, but it's got two queens."Malory: "Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?!"
@natashaa38833 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace ❤️🥺
@DivoGo3 жыл бұрын
Jessica Walter. R. I. P. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@BenKim163 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Mallory. Rest In Peace Jessica Walter.
@deedeeg63994 жыл бұрын
Imagine all Disney female villains (villainesses) rolled up in one very, very, very, very mean woman.
@Pand0ra283 жыл бұрын
Who's here after news of Jessica Walter's death? 😢😢
@misteridiot1234 жыл бұрын
He tried to mind control her lmaoooo
@connerkrueger9778 Жыл бұрын
2:51 “Well don’t just sit there sweating like a gigantic cheese do something!” 😂
@ThreeToxxx3 жыл бұрын
Godspeed, Malory. Rest in Opulence.
@rileyfreeman28754 жыл бұрын
Malory: c'est la vie, dear. Sterling: yeah, and c'est la *child support!* Malory: well just tighten your belt.
@ermini33 жыл бұрын
Rip Jessica Walter
@Juankisp3 жыл бұрын
God damn it.. this one really hurts! Miss her already.
@daaimdaanish70163 жыл бұрын
Exactly how I feel
@bobbysabbar41873 жыл бұрын
Rest in power queen
@christiansalmeron75623 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walters. Man, I still can’t believe she was 80. She looked like she was in her 50’s!
@soraslp3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter ❤️ Thank you for everything.
@sarenarterius60583 жыл бұрын
I'm really going to miss her.
@pschroeter13 жыл бұрын
Malory: "Woodhouse dear I need some more ice." Woodhouse: "Straightaway, m'am." Malory: "Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor." Lana: "You're not emasculating Krieger." Krieger: "What the hell was the mirror for?" Malory: "So you could watch." Krieger: "Eep!"
@JoeBobTarheel3 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessica Walter
@thetechwookie3 жыл бұрын
RIP you princess
@yussufhussein88593 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Jessica Walter watching Archer won't be the same with you gone.