The Best Of: Jim Gaffigan

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

What do you think of genetic tests? Are they a corporate money-making scheme, or are they used to help us learn about our history?

[@lisabass7584]

No I don’t clone you or something I don’t trust the government

[@davidalangay1186]

Definitely a money grab. I should have gotten into it.

[@JohnDoe-rb4yz]

You lost me at corporate.

[@deborahmillette]

Both

[@carolnichols7843]

,n,nnnn, k.l x j.

[@garymacmillan]

Jim's wonderful use of his voice really enhances the comedy.

[@marilyntregwin1696]

"YaH, you couldn't pay me to touch you".

[@ThinkAbout-It]

@@marilyntregwin1696 "Not for all the money on the planet" Lol

[@bwianeh]

His humor saved my life once. Pure. Simple. Awemazingly funny 😀✌💚

[@bolweval]

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[@bwianeh]

@@bolweval i was in a dark place mentally and his humor kept me from the darkness

[@charlottebain237]

Awesome! 🫶🏽​@@bwianeh

[@kerrymeyer239]

I saw him front row a few months ago !! I was crying with laughter the entire night.

[@OldRaver]

So excited he is coming to London, seeing him on 13th Nov 🏆

[@amys1885]

That's awesome!

[@codekhalil6437]

"Anyways, so I'm at the gastroenterologist..."😂😂

[@dylannoah123]

jim gaffigan has been my favorite comedian for like 6 years. i’ve listened to all of his specials probably five times each (barring the more recent ones). i can hear the same bit a hundred times and still laugh out loud.

[@barbsmith1006]

He has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! When I watch him I find myself laughing out loud a lot! Thanks!

[@avidnongetit8710]

Me too, I'm amazed how he never crossed the "blue" line and definitely makes me laugh more than a person who makes fun of you while cussing and using inflamitory language or concepts

[@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405]

Me too. Love comedy. But he make me lol waaaaay more than others. 😂

[@saxmuxiq774]

Jim on my top 10, even a long with the black comedians. Sometimes I just want to laugh at those random moments Jim has like I also have....he's also gonna be in a series on one of the streaming channels

[@mouradrouchdy8771]

I Heard his bit about the gastroenterologist at least 20 times. I know it by heart. His delivery makes the joke so effective. Jim Gafigan is my favourite comedian by miles.

[@sparkyspark964]

I used to give my husband a massage almost every night. He actually started to feel guilty about it and I told him not to because it had become part of our nightly routine. He had terrible back problems and he couldn’t sleep without some kind of pain relief. Medication only helped so much. I lost him to cancer 5 years ago and I’m so glad that I did what was in my power to help him even a little bit.

[@joanhughes7742]

He was lucky to have you. Sorry you lost him.

[@sparkyspark964]

@@joanhughes7742 Thank you... I was lucky to have him as well. I read my comment and it’s not like I did this big heroic thing. It’s actually a helpless feeling to not know what to do...

[@joanhughes7742]

@@sparkyspark964 but you did what you could. The human touch can heal the spirit and give comfort when nothing else can. Sometimes what we consider small things are everything to someone else. When he needed you most you were there. Your words of reassurance were important to him, too. I'm a woman of faith and I see your actions and attitude toward your husband as saintly things.

[@shannoninalaska]

He was blessed and so were you.

[@shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405]

Bless you. My husband gives me a massage every morning. We have had some troubles in our 34 year marriage, and this is one of the things that has held it together. I used to have horrible pains in my back before having a hysterectomy, but he has continued the massages. I really really appreciate him for this. More than I can say. I bet your hubby felt the same. ❤

[@pauldionne2884]

Jim's transitions are seamless.

[@CPR12345]

The transition from his colonoscopy to his kids though. 😬😉🤪😜🤣

[@crismcdonough2804]

I still can't see Hot Pockets in the store without laughing.

[@Ohkimba68]

Same

[@joanneking2889]

As a massage therapist, I love this.

[@tacticalmattfoley]

"Maybe she'll help me put together that table."......best line I've heard in comedy stand up in a long time.

[@adamdebesai]

Are Vikings good at making tables? I didn't understand this joke.

[@tacticalmattfoley]

@@adamdebesai he was correlating Vikings with a large Scandinavian furniture manufacturing company who's furniture is notoriously difficult to assembly.

[@adamdebesai]

@@tacticalmattfoley Oh wow, IKEA right? That's a good one!

[@tacticalmattfoley]

@@adamdebesai correct!!

[@suefoss3396]

​. Duh.

[@kerimcandrew4628]

Not sure if I could have survived without the comics and musicians. Superheroes, the lot of 'em.

[@hudsonsteele8532]

Jim Gaffigan, my favorite clean comedian!

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

Happy you like him! What did you think of this video? One of the best of his?

[@weirdbeard1980]

Him a Brian Regan are great at the clean comedy

[@cheezdip3533]

He wasn’t clean when I saw him live lmao

[@AlmaNegra420]

Have you actually seen his specials or are you just watching clips? He's not a "clean" comedian, by any means. His act just doesn't RELY on curse words, even though he uses them quite often. He says "whore" and other curse words in just this video. lol

[@Radio_lux7733]

What does "clean" mean?

[@binkersbonkers244]

Gaffigan is my "go to" when I need to escape the stresses of life

[@SuperDrLisa]

Absolutely

[@reneeschwider6136]

Me too! That's exactly what I'm doing because I know he can make me laugh no matter what. Laughter is the best medicine.

[@lynemac2539]

And timeless. Fabulous.

[@Comicsluvr]

As a Massage Therapist, some of what he said is true.

[@denisewhisler5536]

The gift of clean comedy is an awesome gift from God.

[@radiopete7290]

gaffigan is a million miles from God - he's in touch with his ego - not God. he admits this - He's a Catholic. And he's white and a bigot and probably eats babies - wait he admitted to that too ...

[@OldRaver]

I did the DNA thing too.. 63% Irish, 31% Scottish, 6% Nordic! The only real surprise is not a DROP of English in me! (2 generations born here) I can officially stop feeling ANY guilt for any of England’s Empirical atrocities 👍🤣 Tracked us back to early 1700s in Ireland, absolutely no-one interesting. Boo! (Not managed to find the Scots link yet, reckon a load of my Scottish rellies must have moved to Ireland in the 1600s. ) Fun chatting to relations now all over the World though. 2nd/3rd cousins in France, Dublin, Aus and US have all invited me over for holidays 👍👍

[@trevorwall5203]

As long as this world is of misery malice pain suffering and ignorance there will be great use for my words. The king of human tears.

[@SuperDrLisa]

My ancestry showed us in the Czech Republic 4 generations back. My cousin was told by Czech scientists our last name means "squint" makes sense, we're all near sighted. Lol

[@reneeschwider6136]

My ancestors are Czech also and I'm blind as a bat! But I can still see without reading glasses at least!

[@R-7-7]

Born and raised in Czech Republic. Interesting, most people get European.

[@davidsuda7827]

😮

[@MrNoName7474]

There’s a guy at my work who is a financial advisor and his last name is Goldgrab. Unsurprisingly he is one of the best in the company.

[@moncaman1]

Now this guy is definitely funny awesome stuff!!!...😁

[@DivineIshma]

As a massage therapist he's pretty funny 😆

[@leonascherer1617]

Jim, you have to be the funniest comedian i have ever listened to. I always laugh uncontrollably and my wife is afraid I will have a heart attack. I get all of your humor and there aren't much of us left. Please make my day

[@reneemartinez9286]

My top 3 favorite 😍 comedians 😅😂🎉❤

[@dantheman8279]

Jim is an awesome comedian! Smart and clean jokes!

[@radiopete7290]

more like racist and bigoted - keep watching you'll see

[@carolmahoney2777]

Omg he is sooooo funny. I truly needed a good laugh.

[@themaggattack]

Jim's paranoid rant about massages really shows he lives up to the meaning of his name in Irish. 😆 (BTW the Irish kept excellent genealogical records- until the British destroyed the central post office in Dublin.)

[@TrevorGray4758]

This guy is the best.

[@Se7enLights]

Two funniest people in standup - Jim Gaffigan and Lewis Black. LMFAO from start to finish…

[@patriciangomane2260]

I've watched this over 10 times and laughed single time 🤣Jim is clean and AMAZING!!

[@sandystern1618]

He is hysterical

[@pocahon8460]

Her guilt trip is legendary!!!

[@hibiscus7094]

Jim is amazing

[@estherchoe2580]

He so good

[@faykouri1162]

He’s really good !

[@janisthompson9801]

Yup, he’s on my list! Gotta listen to Sarah Milligan now, straighten my head!

[@cryback37]

I am seeing Jim in December at the Paramount in Seattle. I was supposed to have seen him in June 2020 but he post-poned to January 2021 and then again to December 2021

[@radiopete7290]

who cares? don't waste you time - go see a real comic like Shang Wang

[@sherryt1599]

Beyond the pale is still my fav.. " Moses, you've been smoking some bush "😂

[@miatreadwell8039]

I love him

[@karenmcgough9958]

Jim Laffigan I say 🤣😄😆

[@elizabethwonderwoman6390]

Sent this to my Very religious, retired and lack of humor mother! TRY IT!... She responded ;)

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Well I'm sure she responded, but how did she respond.

[@juleahwillson5705]

I forget to hit like Jim, but I love all the videos!!!

[@brandon54521]

We were at a NASCAR race and the campground we stayed at was the raper campers you’re speaking of. They offered a shuttle to and from the track and campground. We had just missed a shuttle so we started running after the golf cart yelling RAPER!! Wasn’t until the golf cart stopped when we realized what had just happened. 😂😂🤣

[@ruthdanielson919]

Love your comedy. Brings me back to Normalsville. Do you have a bit on old people? As a nurse I love kids, but old folks totally freak me out. Sad, because you want to help older people but i need comedy therapy afterwards. Rough day today. Thank you for the therapy. :0)

[@dorothygarcia5679]

Ji. You. Will. Always top. Man. In. Comedy. And. I'm. Speaking. Through. Out. The. World.

[@radiopete7290]

you're speaking through your ****

[@richardevans1061]

Always enjoyable and very funny!

[@paularhodes1997]

Thank you Sir. After a watching US politics, I needed that! 😂

[@jamesbullard4897]

Fun fun fun! Thank you!!❤️

[@marlynnek6449]

He needs a sitcom.

[@ryanweiss7038]

He had one years ago. The Jim Gaffigan Show

[@DrShemp-sv6gf]

It wasn't that good 😂

[@mzubuki]

Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

[@or2ak]

Religion is a mental illness

[@MerlinOpeth]

Good stuff sir

[@panda59043]

always a funny show : )

[@bcascadascrane9831]

Thanks!

[@bigechoctaw5888]

Lol I know Tom Raper RV lol...the jingle was always "save today Tom rapers way...also love how it was on the border in the middle of nowhere lol

[@LesbianDionysusFan]

I love winter ❄️ ⛄️ 💙🤍

[@moriahisrael4056]

Just gonna leave this here - Hawht Pockets

[@lynnaeasouth1907]

Always fun watching Jim and hey from the Hoosier state I live around the area he's talking about I'd rather live in French Lick tho

[@joylong8897]

Omg the lotion in the basket 😂

[@wamlartmuse17]

Gaffigan makes me laughagain.

[@marceloloeza1414]

JG Goat

[@BoyAditya]

My no 1 artist on Spotify during pandemic 2020-2021 is jim gaffigan 🤣 jim gaffigan beats Van Halen, Metallica that I played constantly.

[@radiopete7290]

boy ! you gotta lot to learn about life

[@ifiknewthen13]

Just clean 😊

[@Robert-ef3wm]

Chief gutter inspector is so funny.

[@paulstubbings645]

Gotta love the fishing/ ice fishing . Just try it

[@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk]

Thank you

[@deicidaltendencies.1118]

His clever 'neutered' voice sells the sht out of his jokes.

[@radiopete7290]

they're not all his jokes - do some research

[@MysteryProductsLtd]

I've got Viking Irish blood. I think. I am drunk watching this though. After signing off at 5am from the call with my girl in Brooklyn who is Jewish Gypsy. So, yeah.

[@behr1638]

Yo, the deep-cut lotion in the basket reference at 6:30.

[@markfairbanks3533]

I had a friend named Dick Holder. "Had" being the operative word, because he infact did not live up to his name. I was like dude, you are a fraud. Thank goodness I still have my friend Hancock.

[@Jman7phxaz]

Underrated comment lol

[@lukewarmwater6412]

ice fishing has always seemed like something that sould get one sent to a, um, home of some sort...

[@radiopete7290]

same goes for your name Luke

[@arielr0524]

I'm never getting a massage again!!🤣

[@weirdbeard1980]

Ha! I'm a ski coach. I live winter

[@NaySayersRanch]

My 60 year old brother in law had a genealogy test given as a gift... Turns out his parents were not his parents his is the son of his oldest brother and no clue who the mom is as those folks who may know have all passed... So sad...

[@maxanthonybruce359]

Good

[@Nebris]

What's really funny is Googled Gaffigan and it actually does mean anxious. 😅

[@unclejoe1917]

Damn! I remember the Tom Raper commercials.

[@erikpuckett7485]

omg. i grew up seeing Tom Raper rv billboards, and have always thought the same thing.

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

I love winter❄☃️🌬 My Canadian winters. Sorry 💁‍♀️

[@jefferyrobertson1974]

Me too

[@micahtee6541]

I went to Tom Raper in Richmond Indiana as a kid.

[@tiffanymoses5761]

He hilarious

[@jumpinjojo]

*He's

[@1m2rich]

Yep the Vikings were every where. Erric the Red was in Britain,Scotland, Ireland, Germany and France. Alexander the Great too.

[@TheArtisanTarotTBMoon]

To quote my big fat Greek wedding. “You Greek.”

[@_JanetLouise]

funny

[@dalekay9ine]

Tom Raper RV is in the Cincinnati tri-state. Hilarious

[@victoriathorne8252]

Hilariously

[@michaelmcgillicutty639]

Wow he's gotten as big as a van

[@jonhammer7109]

Just glad many do. I mean. Ohhh god . Glad I do also. Ohhh god

[@scottjohnson5687]

Yeah pointing that out it is kinda weird what services strangers will do but it really does come down to $$$

[@saxmuxiq774]

This dude is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!!

[@brucewillis4388]

Jim proves you can be funny without being vulgar.

[@mikek7660]

My 10yo wants to know what whores are now

[@thomaschristopherw]

No, he proves that you can ALSO be funny without being vulgar

[@leoolaniyan7062]

And that's why I love him

[@ITxHURTSxWHENxIP]

Can u imagine how much funnier he’d be if he was!

[@Edward-r5h3i]

Yeah but he’s not prude. His earlier stuff when he was younger was a little different.

[@johnnations5932]

The line about the Viking lady pillaging him and helping him build the IKEA table is one of my Top Ten Favorite Gaffigan Jokes of his whole magnificent career🤗😅

[@RicoPetro]

Absolute perfection.

[@JimmyDeLocke]

"A whole country of Scarlett Johansson..." 😅🤣😂

[@hassegreiner9675]

Only, Danish and Norwegian vikings not Swedish raided Ireland; the Swedish vikings were busy out East.

[@sowpmactavish]

Whyd you capitalize all that

[@ImaCatMaia]

My favorite is the bit he does about people who love the Fall season 🍁🍂 "My favorite season that I'm voting for in America's Top Season is Fall. ...AAAHH I NEED CHLOROPHYLL!! "😂 4 kids is a very close second

[@rickmorales6115]

Humor keeps us alive. Thank you. 😆

[@ceciliakaplan6488]

If there were a ranking of stand up comedians of all time, Jim would in the top 5 for sure.

[@stevegross9477]

He is one of the greatest.

[@amandakohler8810]

Oh my goodness! I love his massage jokes....and I'm a licensed massage therapist! Hey Jim, if you're in upstate NY, in Rome, come see us at Zensations Massage. We'll take care of you. 😊

[@JimmyDeLocke]

Jim is so funny I'll listen to the same bit over and over

[@georgehays4900]

There are medications for that.

[@matthewshroba1511]

I often do

[@radiopete7290]

get a life buddy

[@Initwithlove]

Me too! ❤

[@nennie2243]

Me too!

[@colleenwatch]

I had no idea how prolific he is. He has got to be one of the best comics of all time!!

[@bruceeven9942]

Mr. Gaffigan is very talented. Besides making you laugh, to me, a good comedian also makes us question things we've always taken for granted about in life, like the masseuse bit. Also, Mr. Gaffigan's voice changes are what really set him apart from other comedians.

[@NancyRileyNuniverse]

i always listen to jim gaffigan right before i go to sleep! Best time of my day and I wake up happy in the morning 😊!!!