The Best of Joey Diaz and Tom Segura | Chapter 1

[@MrSkarbek36]

Off work today loading up the coffee pot and bowl pack.... Let’s go

[@jeremiahmoya5054]

Nick S enjoy your day man

[@carlo894]

Same bro

[@thein1990]

Got my coffee in my cup already and my yocan packed with a nice ball

[@MrSkarbek36]

Kyle DaNiell hell yea

[@IIEthanGamingII]

Kyle DaNiell my friend is letting me borrow his yocan pen right now, best dab pen I’ve ever used

[@hereis6655]

Joey's stories with Tom's laugh is the greatest combo

[@nickkolesnik5054]

Ralphie May and joey will always be my fave

[@dannygreen592]

I can't stand Lee's bitch ass laugh tho, dudes a bitch.

[@hereis6655]

@@dannygreen592 you got internal things to deal with. Lee has done nothing to you

[@lewpal]

@@dannygreen592 Lee is a God. He’s the Rich Evans of the Church.

[@matitzarichie4415]

@@hereis6655 ju gs ju Ut

[@backrowftw1097]

Joey:”leave Bert alone” 1 minute later:”he’s a mess” lmfao

[@SingingWhileDrunk]

That's what tom does he likes podcasts with people like Bobby lee and bert just to make fun of and laugh in their face glad Joey dosed this fool

[@irishmixtape]

@@SingingWhileDrunk😅oo14

[@jugz9130]

@@SingingWhileDrunkbro they’re all friends 😂😂 they make fun of eachother

[@tylerdurden7534]

Lee out here making content like a soldier!💪

[@captaincobracrunch]

Tremendous

[@shnek5143]

is this channel actually ran by lee or is it ran by a fan?

[@tylerdurden7534]

This is most likely ran by lee. I dont thinks ever been confirmed or denied, just makes sense. Now I know that the Joey Diaz Clip channel that post all movies and tv hes been in is ran by a fan, he says so himself in the comment section.

[@W0lf]

Lee out here laughing in the background like a soldier 😂!

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

The way Joey Diaz describes cocaine literally gives me chills

[@KekmanOG]

If just hearing about it gives u chills just wait till u snort some cocksucka 🤣

[@MH-ds8cb]

“You get her Sunday, she’s nice and soft. She’s already taken 20 punches to the head. She’s already Roseanne McGowan whatever...” 😂

[@plasma9839]

Megan H imma get you on a Sunday

[@Zach-Fetters]

@@plasma9839 creepy dude

[@allbottledup9513]

@@Zach-Fetters He’s an old school dude. Shit was different back then. Now he’s married, it’s not like he’s talking about today.

[@billybatts9491]

​@@Zach-Fetters pencil neck fkn geek. Youve never been laid.

[@evanabbott2737]

“Lifting weights with some skinny Chinese kid with a camera...”🤣

[@AdventuresPvP]

I can listen to Joey talk for hours he's the best story teller ever

[@GruneD]

“Evaaaa”

[@idgaf1241]

The “I am a savage” rant was pure gold

[@DatHuzzah]

Joey can make Tom laugh easier than Pavarotti empties a cake shop, tremendous

[@evanschulte6153]

Lee "what did the good coke smell like?" Joey "delicious. Paradise.."

[@TheDramageek88]

Tom knows how to pull this shit out of Joey. So great!

[@jonvia]

Joey was always around the craziest people growing up. Its tremendous!

[@ERC641]

Lee's random laughing and weird little noises 😂😂😂

[@KR0OK]

It's crazy how I've watched all of these episodes and remember every specific moment because Joey Diaz is just that fucking funny 🤣

[@xavierpaquin]

51:32 "100mg, they're stronger than death. I took two of them to New York..."

[@diegoledezma4045]

Xavier Paquin how this man gonna take 1200 and function but takes 100 and can’t handle it

[@xavierpaquin]

@@diegoledezma4045 One hypothesis is it's an older clip and they started "low" and gradually built up

[@axxionjaxxn1369]

"He was a bodybuilder..Steroid, fucking nut, cocaine, solid dude."😂😂😂 Yup, sound real solid🤣🤣🤣

[@lesliemoore9183]

COMICS ARE MISSING OUT HERE IN ALASKA. JOEY PLEASE COME TO ANCHORAGE

[@emmajayne682]

That flight in is a bit sketchy for them I reckon? Sending Love to Alaska from the UK ❤👍 ❤Stay safe everyone❤

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Is it true about Anchorage...that female pickings aren't great, so whenever decent looking women go there, they're treated like they're smoking hot? Not trying to be funny, but girl told me that before

[@lesliemoore9183]

This Mothafucka Said that’s very true lol. Women from small villages come down here and think they’re fuckin Beyoncé...

[@ThomasTk30]

True story . The best of Tom Segura is actually , the best of listening to uncle Joey stories.

[@cloroxbleach3367]

Am I the only one who'd love an episode with Joey, Tom Segura , Bert Kreischer and Rogan

[@jb1996BLOP]

Ari would cry....

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Replace Bert with anyone... And id watch.

[@cloroxbleach3367]

@@j.a.r.family2576 whatcha got against bert?

[@cloroxbleach3367]

@@jb1996BLOP yeah I like Ari's comedy but he's really good at shooting his own career in the foot

[@idgaf1241]

Ari isn’t that funny, they should

[@ArielAPR1]

Joey's got stories for days! It's crazy after all those years of drugs his memory is still intact I can't even remember what I did the week before half the time lol

[@matthewblack986]

Schools open back up so up early again........Uncle Joey in the morning is the key to a tremendous day.

[@idamarialauritz791]

I need an audiobook read by Joey for sleeping. His voice soothes me.

[@CarlosFlores-pw9wj]

Man i miss the church and uncle joey torturing Lee with edibles😂🤣

[@TheViolator91]

Same 😭😭😭

[@highpowered3288]

Definitely

[@xandercorp6175]

One hour is a hell of a clip, dawg.

[@lillbunnyhop]

Uncle Joey makes working overnights so much fun🤣love him

[@davidcabrita9753]

Ahahahah! Yes!!! Shame here

[@derMight]

“No, he died.” As Uncle Joey sips a beer, this has to be a tattoo or a t-shirt

[@seancrutcher525]

The way he said it and the face he made was hilarious

[@dubkatmtl]

18:30

[@AlphaSierra375]

This is possibly the best thing that has happened on Earth-categorically stitched in one location. If the rumors are true-Thank you Lee! I'm rooting for you man!

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

Tom steers the ship and let’s Joey talk

[@davidec.4021]

18:39 that’s a blood chilling scene from an oscar fucking movie look at that tremendous line and gesture jesus christ

[@x1prodigy0x]

Greetings fellow night owls 🙏

[@shaunacrawford3810]

Joey you are my favorite podcast!!! Thank you for continuing while this Corona Virus has the world shut down!! You bring a smile to my face and make me feel like I can handle this...Wish I could’ve seen you when you were in Tempe AZ at the Improv but shows were sold out!! Definitely next time you roll on through..Hopefully it won’t be to long of a wait!!! Stay Healthy and positive about life!!!

[@vredehuman5242]

Joey is such a great storyteller

[@fabledkiper]

Joey is so high in the second clip he’s so high

[@miket1675]

Fabled Kiper he’s gone off them xan bars lol

[@fabledkiper]

Mike T u mean vitamins

[@MLHMODZ]

That’s Xanax haha

[@Sneak248]

16:40 LMFAO

[@jamesfish2132]

🤣 thank God I wasn't the only one to think that was timestamp worthy

[@MH-ds8cb]

I’m on my second listen...great call on that time stamp! Tremendous 👌🏼

[@pgorodiloff]

Lee saying that’s romantic was hilarious

[@TehUltimateSnake]

Sounded like my car tryin to start up this morning.

[@xPadge112x]

This...this kinda shit. When you walk in a room and see a group like this. You know it warms you up. Good times are to be had.

[@OpentheLightAUA92]

"Let's call him Tommy, well Darren......."lol

[@randomcro24]

The story wit the cross country sky OMGgggg hahaha

[@cameronlawrence4251]

LETS GOOOOO THIS IS THE KINDA VIDOES WE WANT!!!!!

[@roottv8417]

Automatically thumbs up 👍

[@kanibaldre]

solo un par de minutos me tomo para engancharme en las historias de Joey, no se si tengas un audiobook pero si llegara ha existir, sin duda lo escucharia. Super chingon.

[@Greasysweet6]

34:34 “I don’t care if you’re Jonny MMA this leg weighs 265!” 😂

[@cmgamer1309]

These clips are tremendous, keep 'm coming. Appreciate the effort. Best of Joey & Kate next?

[@UNNOIN]

24:35 Thanks for that Joey, wouldn't have known what a police car sounded like without that.. lmao

[@asleepcorn3391]

@LivingTheFate it sounds more like wind, maybe he was describing the sound of the storm? Who knows bro lmfaooooo🤣

[@emmajayne682]

Thanks for the great content Uncle Joey, keep em coming, stay safe, love from England UK ❤👍 12.30 pm here, wayching this while doing my Mummy chores, headphones one washing dishes and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂

[@tombystander]

"when I get home I'm ripping the Beyonce poster down" lmaooo

[@plasma9839]

Great line

[@MyLifeRSC]

He's even got one of laughs that make you laugh

[@Karma_2003]

Why did I read the thumbnail as Tom and Jerry

[@horseloggermd363]

Thursday nights were always the best.

[@brandondsouza3763]

This whole video is just Tremendous!

[@lauracampos8542]

Thirsty Thursday’s and Sunday funday!!! Gotta really know how to party to know those are the best days! I used to have sooooo much fun!!

[@Avrielfer]

Man these 2 make the best duo toms laugh and joey diaz storys and jokes fucking amazing

[@jameskeiley88]

Joey Diaz great story teller

[@garbougesenior3486]

Uncle Joey almost gets arrested on every flight LMAOOO I swear 😂

[@229Sports_]

He died…longest sip of all time 😂18:38

[@TwstedLizard]

1:04:30 I identify as a SAVAGE but i still check the male box. Legendary

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

Off 1 g of mushroom chocolate, Joey's looking godlike Edit: seeing Joey open up about his mother has me crying.

[@xcesarxramosx]

16:40 😂

[@enriquemendoza4130]

Uncle joey is a beast dawg...priceless in par with Betty white, Willie Nelson, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart etc.

[@murderc27]

Weird list

[@djgarcia9970]

"Leave Bert alone..." Proceeds to roast Bert

[@jeremydelerocha6275]

Joey is the most human ever! Aliens would grab joey and try to bring him back with zero luck! A group of half dead aliens would bring him around the universe like a focking Docta!

[@neong]

Love to see someone knows how amazing an act Fluffy is. Man is a monster.

[@DiamondDiscipleAcademy]

Enjoying this while on my day off smoking a J

[@patrickambrosino6408]

What comic are they talking about at min 7? Cause I’m pretty baked and I can’t hear shit

[@bostonquad2068]

Sometimes when you cook that s*** it gets so hard you got to hit it with a screwdriver flat head and a hammer just to take a .4 off

[@noelnegele6039]

Or put the rock in a bag, seal it and hit the back against the floor repeatedly

[@timvoorman6919]

Just by looking at Joey i feel high

[@DJ-je2zh]

“What a great fuckin’ night that was”

[@blove9415]

50:03 I had the same thing from weed and alcohol. When id vacation or not be home and I'd be sober for 24 hours lol I'd get those jolts everytime id try to sleep I'd have to stay up until I saw the sun and then I could pass right out no problem

[@alexfisher900]

“That fuckin coke was GOOOOD!”

[@jonvia]

"Tehn the phewn awf."

[@Tjp7624]

Lee Syatt high laughs like Joey holds him hostage and tells stories before killing him

[@garretthenning8262]

I wish lee wasn’t so faded all the time or the audio would be perfect

[@nxgsit150]

1:04:35 love ittt

[@ZenMaster4President]

I knew a guy who tortured his dog and murdered his kids, solid dude, you would love him Tom Segura

[@johnd2149]

Thanks lee

[@adamthobajr8597]

He's so cute _when he laughs_ dear Gawd

[@gregc33487]

My favorite noise from Joey 24:40

[@duffdabsduffdies]

I love Uncle Jofy 😂😂

[@ZitiPatrol]

Everytime Joey bangs his hand on the table I think someones knockin at my door.

[@ashacklett01]

Please make a Best of Joey Promos and Ads!!! "HULU Plus - They don't FUCK AROUND!"

[@joshgreen8791]

Is this going to be a movie or what

[@robjohnson5754]

rolled his eyes at lee .lol

[@seancarr8832]

Beyonce posters legend Joey

[@amnerrodriguez9151]

1:01:25

[@AtbChronic]

58:00

[@talisfinney984]

Here's to ya Joey, you da fucken man🍻🍺💊🍺🍺🍺💊🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙

[@kennybanger]

13:56 who snoring lmfao lee?

[@wweHBKfan11]

I love Tom and Jofy!

[@kentuckybeararms]

He called Tom Mike 1:06:49

[@luisdiaz5022]

DONT EVER TELL SOMEONE FROM JERSEY TO TURN THEIR PHONE OFF - big facts

[@aammdj]

Tremendous!

[@ca74050]

16:40 Ladies and Gentlemen, the bronchitis babbler

[@SamuelSkelton117]

2:44

[@LuckyfoeShamo77]

Nice to see Tom without the massive ego

[@DONTOURAGETV]

“Sunday what ?” ... That’s like “Funny how ?”

[@123G-r4d]

16:42

[@adamthobajr8597]

_Lee Syatt is so cute when he giggles_

[@billy-deangonzalez9979]

16:41- 16:46

[@cjlproductions3281]

I die when I hear his wheeze 😂

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

1:01:59 Joey… his last name is segura lol

[@AKUKO]

16:41 *incoherent chainsaw noises

[@pm3632]

What a combination