The Best of r/oldpeoplefacebook

[@rzeka]

Part 2 is up: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnXbaqyLgs50hLc

[@jaycardoTF]

that is cool tks

[@FrostDirt]

Lol after 1 year

[@parsa..]

rzeka k

[@MarcusAureliusAnAugustus]

Wait, rzeka means river in polish, do you have something common with Poland?

[@sweetibluu]

The link has xD in it xD

[@squimbling]

My 'post three minion pictures' button isn't working someone help???

[@hydrodragonn7385]

nowheredaisy try going in to control panel and type in "spange" it should fix it. If not its just a bud. Also I lost my grandson in Walmart could you find him?

[@longislandlegoboy]

+HydroDragonN all jokes aside isn't it possible to do that with a macro on your mouse, pretty sure you can at least copy and paste? Or am I just an idiot?

[@hydrodragonn7385]

poke yeah you're totally correct with that, but I was joking. I'm going to have to add a minion macro on my naga.

[@rzeka]

+poke autohotkey could do it

[@deletednbwa1599]

nowheredaisy hit ctrl

[@naturlich4500]

My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE

[@MK-ex4pb]

Natür lich fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on your Facebook page

[@mysterymeat64]

SPANGE NO

[@kevo9352]

Lmao the dad acting like google was Facebook till his kids finally gives directions

[@IMelkor42]

Kevo Don't you mean 'like Facebook was Google' ?

[@maxfieldstanton5411]

"He likes walnuts, sounds like Walmart" That is literally every grandson ever.

[@kmbs1827]

this deserves way more views

[@DoppiaD97]

spange

[@jasonmnosaj]

no

[@bebekhykeem]

garlic bread

[@alvin_row]

Kinda. I mean, there isn't much new content, it's all from reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook.

[@Hamatabo]

he's just reading off reddit posts

[@3astralad399]

spange no

[@doruandrei2431]

mmmmmmmmmm

[@davypolson6060]

hm Kkdk

[@SteppingWolf]

RICHER

[@BipolarBear_pen15]

VrescoTM Order corn

[@doruandrei2431]

congestion congestion

[@DamonDeion]

"SPANGE" "NO" I CANT

[@mushtombofficial]

spange *NO*

[@Xixu.co.6]

Why do old people always think people are just going around giving away free drugs? Who's paying for all these free drugs? Do they know how much it would cost to supply an entire school with meth?

[@iu.lia.na.]

V.Vega That's true 😂 although some drugs are given for free the first time in order to get them hooked up for more

[@cecilia-1980]

Your voice is so relaxing

[@rzeka]

what really? I hope it still is cause I've changed it a lot. Either way thank you

[@amybeees]

rzeka do asmr

[@Yasmin-vq9dz]

Cecilia :-] damn it really is

[@IAm-ce8eo]

adropintheocean cyr?

[@dustinmartin9]

he sounds like cry vocally but speaks in a cadence similar to jacks films

[@StLouisFilms]

"This was the wrong photo I've commented on -laughs- heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me !!" "Garlic bread"

[@theyeags5505]

spange

[@adaharrisonn]

no

[@Khamug]

garlic bread

[@神-w1y]

s

[@joebidentrueform4734]

can i buy a youtube here

[@scribbleworld656]

Under WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? Spange spange? spinge s p i n g e

[@pinkbutterfly413]

order corn order corn please order corn

[@kinkanalchemist]

I had to stop the video there so I wouldn't asphyxiate

[@therealfox1129]

he likes wallnuts. sounds like wallmart i found him spange no

[@zephynum]

walnuts* walmart*

[@ScreamerProductionss]

0:24 I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT KAREN WAS TRYING TO SAY. I'VE TRANSCRIBED THE TEXT!! "So tired of this! Stop making them popular on here and in the news. They want their name out there. They need it. Like those people who say "I killed someone!" when they actually didn't. Since they're so popular on social media, in the news, and on television, they think to themselves "I'm so great!". The reality is you're the same as everyone else. You put your pants on one leg at a time. After you're gone only your family will remember you. Everyone else will just forget you. Don't get above yourself. Remember where you came from. You, and other people like you, would be nothing without us. Never EVER forget that it might just be your biggest mistake."

[@monkeydad47]

still sounds like an old person rambling so nothing really changed but i appreciate that your took the time out of your day to translate it.

[@judecharlton4111]

Maple_Hobbit d

[@kurtiscotton8168]

MY MOM SHOWED ME THE STRAWBERRY QUICK POST ALL SUPER SERIOUS WHEN I WAS IN 6th grade!! I was like mom wtf This isn't real Stop

[@Grellibe]

Funny how they tell us not to believe everything you see and hear and to not fall for scams. Yet...they somehow think if it's on the internet it absolutely has to be real.

[@IudiciumInfernalum]

How old is the Strawberry Quick post anyway? I don't remember seeing it on facebook.

[@Wolfpaw754]

Most of this type of stuff was around 2004-2008 like on totse (creators of jenkem) and 4chan.. ahh back when internet culture was just for people in the know.. before the normies, those were the days.

[@infusedwithsepticpuss]

By the way you type, i'll assume that was yesterday?

[@mertgokce7332]

NASCAR

[@duvanner1960]

I love your laugh. "help" "What can we help you with, Rob?" "Thankss" "ha-HA!"

[@ajwest5569]

"delete this now i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey to think about thing's underneath boxershorts" -Joanne

[@thenewlevi]

Lost is at "My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE"!

[@mishmashmush]

Levi Olson Is that Yhom Torke

[@meowdynyall9284]

0:16 You know, that key that puts up three posts of the same picture of a minion with a bunch of fruit on its head to Facebook. Everyone has that key on their keyboard, right?

[@rzeka]

I got like 20 dude

[@rzeka]

Igotbored Its only been a year dude

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

"too late she's gone" jesus christ LOLD

[@samgreenwell4672]

This is perhaps the funniest video I've ever seen. Thank you spange lord.

[@dejahatchett2451]

"Midget butts" I literally screamed

[@mrflibble1259]

why was this I'm my recommended? I mean, I'm not complaining that was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I looked at the views and subs count expecting to see multiple millions, you sir are underappreciated. subscribed.

[@YoShibyl]

69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@toxoplasicity]

*S P A N G E*

[@g80gzt]

these are just robots trying to figure out how to exist

[@LilaElfe]

I love that you read everything! I hate it when people just use Google or something, because how you tell the joke is way more important than most people think. I laughed so hard!

[@FluffySharkz]

@walmart i cant find mu grandson

[@FluffySharkz]

please help me

[@FluffySharkz]

he likes walnuts. sounds like walmart

[@FluffySharkz]

i found him

[@FluffySharkz]

spange

[@FluffySharkz]

no

[@CLK944]

"where to buy chicken casserole supplies" *Top 10 questions scientist still can't answer*

[@bluenosethebaby]

*post three minion pictures*

[@cards5719]

are you planning on making more narrations of old people facebook? i almost choked on air from laughing so hard... please consider a part 2... one year later jesus christ man get on it

[@rzeka]

Yeah, probably. I have a lot of ideas for videos and a part 2 to this is one of them but I'm really lazy and have a lot of shit to do for school. plus I've been sick for like the past 2 weeks. glad you liked it tho, thanks

[@cards5719]

rzeka sorry to hear that. hope you start feeling better soon

[@Skulltaro]

rzeka mmmmmmmmmm

[@leeiif]

Can I buy a KZbin here?

[@harashiSAN]

We should all ask Advil about random things.

[@jonathangerbino2621]

"he likes walnuts. sounds like walmart" "i found him" "spange" "no" I lost my mind. XD

[@llydia]

*_LARGE EGGS ARE LARGE EGGS_*

[@MediaBoy13]

"signs of punctured lung"

[@LucasFernandez-fk8se]

"Order corn Order corn! Hello Hello? Can I speak to a real person please? Order corn"

[@disturbeddemons1]

i truly lost it at that desperate last attempt "please order corn" lmfao

[@Meowzipan]

This needs not only a sequel but also 2M views.

[@DeltaChairlines]

Sometimes I’ll add “Advil” to the end of a question because of this video. Does anyone else do this? _Advil??_

[@keepdancingmaria]

I just loved the son giving up and giving his father the address of a grocery store. So funny, and a little bit kind.

[@eddyx8218]

This is something I didn't know I needed to see.

[@god47398]

this one time my grandmother posted a happy birthday post on my cousins page and signed '-Grandma' but she just hit enter or something and it autocompleted and tagged to '-Grandmaster Flash'

[@zachv7449]

NASCAR

[@parxart]

Boxxy Lego Playmobil christ😂😂😂

[@wesofx8148]

No, kids, you don't continue to get smarter your whole life.

[@angelbaby6489]

im legit crying rn, your narrating is so funny

[@caddeine]

The little laughs make this so much better

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

Kaliah Vaire midget butts

[@hannahwollenzin7172]

I've been up since 9 am yesterday, it's 5 am right now and I am crying at this video. Oh my god

[@pippincovington1348]

congratulations, youve been chosen by the algorithm

[@mili9308]

5:33 your laugh was so cute lol

[@marygolds]

I've watched this video repeatedly for years and I just now realized that the background music is the theme from pacman world 2

[@_kenemon_]

WHY ARE THE COMMENTS HERE SO BAD WHAT'S GOING ON

[@_kenemon_]

Ah, I had it on newest first. Sweet jesus, your next video needs to be about some of the shit here.

[@rzeka]

I mean all it would be is "PAC MAN MUSIC" "hey you sound like jacksfilms" "(quote from video)"

[@_kenemon_]

rzeka There's some inane shit in the comments section, but yeah, you're kinda right. Normal cancer will be normal cancer.

[@klara9698]

Kenemon hahaha i had it on newest first too just now and it was p confusing and anguishing lmao thank god ur comment was pinned

[@winter4265]

sorry oops.bad connect

[@ineffablesplendor4172]

The narration is what made this so funny

[@macki34549]

There are very few videos that can make me laugh after the first watch but this never gets old

[@meme0taker87]

it gets very old

[@april_]

||-//

[@ibeamy]

Susan is having problems again. Too late. She's gone. I farted from laughter.

[@ruler_of_everything]

"garlic bread" -joanne

[@MultiGamingNetwork03]

I think the sad part is, I would absolutely believe that "Advisory message" from Berkeley Campus Police. They do tend to have problems with public things.

[@medigoomnis]

Never understood why the Post Three Minion Pictures key was so big on these keyboards.

[@katebecker1016]

i love the-"i can't find my grandson" one. spange

[@thesimulacrum]

Your laugh has cleared my skin and watered my crops

[@jakenodar7958]

SPANGE NO

[@Jiffyytv]

can i buy a youtube here

[@Poggle566]

Somebody made a printout of that strawberry quick thing and handed it around in my high school. The teachers all warned us about it.

[@SpaceLemon.]

5:33 that giggle needs to be locked in a vault and keept safe forever, for it is a treasure.

[@atadstrange]

I am not lying when I say this This video had me laughing like an idiot the entire video I was gasping for air after the video because I was laughing too hard. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank you.

[@rhaeys]

same

[@TomoyoTatar]

Dont get above your raisins!

[@kurumi6969]

*MY NAME IS MICHEAL NOT GICHEAL PLEASE CHANGE!*

[@Moonfreyaa]

Gichael says: My name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE 😂😂😂😂😂 Im deceased

[@HusbandofLois]

Moonfreya is Gichael related to Pichael?

[@GloriosoMD]

"too late, shes gone" fking killed me xD

[@McHeisenburger]

*_*MINION PICTURE_** "Shit, wrong key."

[@wgatevans3017]

Your laugh is so much like jacksfilms, its perfect

[@Jess-if4ft]

naytharn am 80% sure it's him ngl

[@user-vt6zb3ug7w]

This dudes laugh is some cute shit right here. Like listen to that adorable laugh and try to not be happy. This is some good shit

[@mynamefrank6567]

im new with compurts. i stop in, they help me, thankyou im gond. # 1 tks.

[@1pelikone]

order corn

[@tinmanlobster]

Advisory: mmmmmmmmmmm

[@not_adrs]

Dear moths are great Advisory: mmmmmmm

[@triforceofpizzza]

He not like the banana

[@ThaaaChantall]

It's like we watched the same vid

[@layna-heyhey]

Idk why, but I hope that person gets the corn they wanted.

[@anastewarttamariz8650]

i woke my brother up in the other room because i was laughing so much this is comedy gold thank you

[@reviewerofcomments]

Alexa, Order a computer

[@smolbrendan5978]

1:51 "spange" You sound like Vinny there. Has anyone ever told you that?

[@rzeka]

smol brendan This is the highest compliment I've ever gotten

[@kamariamorgan6672]

Honestly it wouldn't be this funny if it wasn't for his delivery

[@MegaMetal96]

Is it crazy if I think the guy at 6:18 has a point? Large eggs are large eggs.

[@lonestarlibrarian1853]

Brandon St. Whyte But eggs are sold by different prices and at different quality assurance levels by different brands.

[@novindichar]

So, does the chicken casserole supply store just sell chicken casseroles?

[@bmxboxter]

WE NEED MORE OF THIS, YOU HAVE GAINED A NEW SUBSCRIBER

[@khaji4561]

I love how this came out nearly a year ago but most of the comments are from today.

[@azzazelynn988]

1:44 I lost it at *spange* 😂

[@zman1064]

@Wal-Mart can I buy a KZbin here?

[@mataschmata]

this literally had me in tears holy shit

[@PrincessFelicie]

ah ah great vid re zika have a nice day mom loves you bye post google thyroid infection ok why is the voice not answering google thyroid infection

[@rubyashe5744]

Don't get above your raisen. Word.

[@22222Sandman22222]

Hi Rzeka, I want to inform you of the fact, that even though you probably were inspired by Jack's Films' KZbin channel and its videos, I found this video better than the average Jack's Films video. Good stuff, my man! Keep this video-bonanza up! Yes! *********** Yours truly, H.L.

[@22222Sandman22222]

where to buy chiecken casserole supplies

[@sulfruos7747]

dad this is youtube not google

[@BloomBlanche]

Congestion

[@Naeidea]

I am in stitches, the voice over is perfect!!

[@reviewerofcomments]

Where is my computer?

[@isabellacamacho6105]

his laughs make this video an A+

[@sausagelynx]

God it's been so long since I watched this video. This is a certified classic man

[@gavinmiller2590]

You have a very nice, clear voice, and you have a cute laugh.

[@zachv7449]

NASCAR

[@pig420]

R

[@toygummybear9397]

Spange

[@dreamfulskies.5108]

yess

[@dagbroad]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[@kuuttinen]

I love the way you say "poop". It sounds elegant, like "poóp".

[@romantic_hippie]

Your commentary on these is perfect 😂

[@droppedspaghetti8005]

You're little laughs and giggles are so cute. No homo

[@buckeye7040]

Whische _I LIKE PIC_

[@droppedspaghetti8005]

Whische He likes your profile pic

[@Spudsbottom]

Thanks youtube for recommending this 😂

[@burlyheads]

same

[@dreamfulskies.5108]

same

[@aetherlikesanimegirls8965]

Tbh ur laugh gives me LIFE

[@jimmyspewtron2161]

The "Gichael" one had me crying