The Best of Rifftrax - Alien Outlaw

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[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

I'm such a sucker for anytime the RiffTrax cast all talk at once for a joke.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Haha for sure, I think the best example of this is the Titanic one, with the business men and the Irish drunks haha Business business quarterly reports stock projections business business Aaay rabble rabble why I oughtta kick yer arse

[@abundantYOUniverse]

9:52 Somebody murdered Gypsy! MST3K references are worth ten points!!

[@jonathanwashington6083]

I giggle every time they imitate Lash Larue's slurring speech.

[@maxbrandt6]

Several years after this "movie" Kari Anderson went on to have a very successful career as a make-up artist, everyone else just faded into the sands of time or slipped into a food coma.

[@joes.4149]

That woman is fine with her little get up 😂

[@davincent98]

🎶I'm an Alien Outlaw Half Predator and Tim Shaw My baby, she's an Asgard She's a one-of-a-kind🎵

[@algomaone121]

2:21...This segment of Alien Outlaw is brought to you by Jimmy Dean’s Sausage!

[@olivermarijuanajones5041]

My new favorite word: "Nymphette", thanks for that...

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

It's been in casual use since the 1960's, but has dropped out of common use due to the blight of "twitter-speak".

[@deanfiora4227]

Clearly, you never read Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita."

[@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554]

'Cause it's right there in the second amendment of the Declaration of Independence thank you President Lincoln'

[@ryanbarker5217]

which was another one of golden corral's short-lived slogans.

[@artificialdumbness9118]

we don't have a golden corral where i live. after seeing several of these videos, i am not missing anything, apparently.

[@doomsdayaddams2894]

You are not. True story: I took my young daughter there three times. Each time, she threw up there or in the car on the way home. I finally accepted that as a sign.

[@typacsk]

If you watch Rifftrax, and Roy Wood Jr's stand-up bit about working there, you've pretty much got all you need.

[@randyj420]

Ohh...where's my twin brother with those mini bikes LOL - brilliant.

[@doryna_sira]

The Andy Griffith opening line is particularly funny given this was filmed a couple of counties over from where the man himself grew up.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Two of my favorites have to be at 1:05 Composed? Surely it was the result of some catastrophic software malfunction 9:54 Somebody murdered Gypsy.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

I loved it when all the guys talked over each other. It was the funniest part.

[@riceymartin2203]

Out of the trio, Kevin's the clearest to me. I can make out most of what he says

[@spaghettisultan5484]

Aliens from a distant galaxy understand how to use Earth revolvers, lever-action rifles, and ride horses Okay

[@toomanyaccounts]

they understand those better then liberals do

[@typacsk]

I was waiting for one of them to build a hang glider.

[@deanfiora4227]

@@toomanyaccounts I hope you were being sarcastic. Otherwise, my computer screen is brighter than you are.

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@deanfiora4227 liberals think the following 1. you just need to pull the trigger twice on a closed bolt semi auto without a round in the chamber and it will fire. 2 that the ar-14 went into production. 3. that ar stands for assault rifle no matter that shotguns, single shot 22s and bolt action guns also have AR on them

[@chwenhoou]

Still, they're more believable than the aliens from Battlefield Earth.

[@YouTube-tied]

"Where do you think you're doing??? Where do you think you're doing???" Man just typing that sprained my brain.

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

Hm... not sure if Pooter Scott was in the right state of mind when he came back to direct Alien Outlaw: Covenant, probably needed more Iron City beer in him.

[@chrisc6857]

This movie feels like the director had a weird dream one night while sleeping off substances we won't identify, and then (most likely thanks to the residue of said substances clinging to his brain) decided it was actually a good idea for a film.

[@MrGBH]

"Dynaimte, known for causing explosions nearby, but not actually exploding itself" Also known for not damaging rocks during explosions, apparently.

[@clayschnadelbach8136]

Where's my twin brother with the mini-bikes? Guinness book of world records reference. Nice.

[@jasonbrown6113]

I feel like this movie's intended demographic was gun safety classes whose instructors had a hangover and needed to put on a video.

[@patrickdrazen8411]

@8:30--a high-five AND a fist-pump?! There is definitely NO intelligent life in the universe!

[@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt]

This film had guts. Most exploitation films just dimly show boobs, and more boobs. This film went with the buns. A risky choice, but some say it paid off in the end.

[@drumr72]

I see what you did there. Cute.

[@shanegawales5121]

😄

[@dannystargazer]

all rifftrax from here forward should include lash larue's loose denture imitations

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

😂👍This movie reminds me of a comedy hour show back in the early 1970’s I use to watch called “ He Haw!😂

[@10191927]

These aliens had absolutely no purpose in the film.

[@maxbrandt6]

The hallmark of rather bad writing, never let the audience know anything about the antagonists. Forget about characterization, motivation, skills, and backstory; that's not important in this movie.

[@baxterwilson368]

I love that chase music. Gets me every time. 😂

[@purplegreenredyellow]

This movie is a momentous event.

[@Nightweaver1]

A momentous event?

[@missmoanypants]

Nightweaver20xx A momentous event.

[@JMartJr]

Indeed, Lash Larue's last film...

[@Gusterson98]

4:09 please honey, not while I'm reading my 'zine!

[@MerkinMuffly]

Where's my twin brothers with mini bikes, that'll be lost on millennials on up.

[@typacsk]

Nah, they were still a pretty common reference in the 80s and 90s

[@pottedrodenttube]

This film is a momentous event.

[@rushifellpainting4631]

Potted Rodent This film?

[@TheFoggyjones]

A momentous event.

[@rushifellpainting4631]

Andy Jones A momentous event?

[@TheRadical42]

Oh Man! That "Tah-Dah!" around 10:20 was one of the best laughs these guys have ever given me! :D I split a gut! I almost wet myself! :D

[@JamaicanCastle]

I'll give the movie this much, it was better lit than the average TV show these days.

[@PrinsaVossum]

4:18 He's the guy with the whip from The Dark Power, isn't he?

[@pottedrodenttube]

yep, Lash LaRue :D

[@karnerblue7658]

I was wondering that, too!

[@PatTheBatmanFan]

The guy who trained Harrison Ford to use a whip deserved better than this. Of course, no one really deserved this.

[@deanfiora4227]

Yes, but he appeared in his first movie in 1945.

[@Ferich11]

I thought West Virginia and I were the only ones that go hunting in boxers, boots and a mildly offensive or perverted trucker hat. Dumbass should be wearing an orange pair though. I prefer neon colored speedos, work best in my experience. Running full speed through the forest is easier with this gear setup too. By the way dont do this during tick season.

[@joshuablack8221]

08:25 Why would aliens celebrate that way?! 😂

[@Nightweaver1]

So... who the hell is Lash LaRue and how did he end up in so many movies?

[@LchanOtakudom]

The expert whip handler who taught Harrison Ford how to use a whip for Indiana Jones. Seriously, his skill with a whip was amazing!

[@deanfiora4227]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lash_LaRue

[@markhuss2430]

Started in Western’s in the 1950’s

[@stanmcserr8576]

Why would they have Lash la Rue and not his whip? Not to say that would have helped this turd of a movie, but still.

[@bartlebyscriviner6456]

5:11 Is that the Grandpa from Silent Night, Deadly Night?!

[@231mac]

Nope

[@victorhernandez8723]

10:20 Oh man! That couldn’t have been timed better!

[@JMartJr]

Starring ME as the Sheriff Deputy by the Jessie Jamison trailer.

[@letswatchnow3293]

5:49 Her mouth looks upside down 😆

[@rubystevens4593]

Ha, she looks like Dee Wallace after a stroke

[@missmoanypants]

I can’t unsee that.

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@YTRulesFromNM]

3:32 Mr. Pickles!

[@pretorious700]

Yes, I'm guessing aliens will arrive with revolvers.

[@demonkingbadger6689]

The guy in the car at 4:20 or so sounds like he broke into the crew's booze fridge.

[@nicktaylor2657]

They cast Lash LaRue but don't have him use his whip Why?🤔

[@srbrant5391]

“His death poop set a county record.”

[@ZERO_O7X]

Theme song and soundtrack orchestrated and performed on a $79 Radio Shack Casio keyboard from 1984. 😂

[@srbrant5391]

0:51 - Music by _Star Fox 64._

[@Eazy-ERyder]

2:55 I love Rifftrax overlapping voices

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

I swear they shot at the same stream as Suburban Sasquatch.

[@scottjohnson388]

Turlet Winda.

[@greedyd5524]

Make sure your toilet windurs are closed

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Hall and Oates rural cousins”

[@JamesKingsleyQPatriotOrg]

This looks very late 70's.. When Men were Men and Women were mostly Nakid...lol

[@nooctip]

Gypsy? MY god was it Clayton Forester?

[@Roadvirus1]

Nope....Cambot did it.

[@MacTechG4]

No, it had to be Timmy!

[@BitsofRealPanther]

"Tobacco-sexuals."

[@michaeldownstairs]

The music is equal parts DIC _GI Joe_ and _Star Wars: Dark Forces_ for the PlayStation 1

[@georgewilson7432]

This movie doesn't feature Joe Don Baker?

[@jonathanwashington6083]

George Wilson I think that was the tubby ginger neckbeard.

[@kentcox5788]

ROMULAN ALE, IT'S THE WATER And the blood !!!!

[@carlkolchack3012]

Ty again

[@CaptainCalculus]

I still don't understand why aliens would use guns

[@chwenhoou]

The only thing missing from this movie was a sponsorship from Coors.

[@kevinramsey417]

It's too bad Kari Anderson was one and done as an actress, the camera adored her.

[@RavnerRavner]

5:41 is that linda lovelace?

[@algomaone121]

5:00...HEEE HAAAWWWWW!

[@felicity4711]

11:43 Font reference! :-)

[@FreejackVesa]

That's wild. In one film, everyone involved instantly destroyed their possible future political careers. Nothing ever really gets deleted.

[@ZehnWaters]

Okay, does anyone know what that song @7:35 is?

[@NoWay-cs9xm]

Dance with me -cynthia McKinney.

[@ZehnWaters]

@@NoWay-cs9xm Do you have a link for that? I can't find it.

[@NoWay-cs9xm]

@@ZehnWaters nah I only saw credits and a video with this movies excerpt

[@KASH10043]

So does every producer of porn flicks dream of making a so-called "serious" movie one day? Hilariously bad.

[@timberry4709]

Geek moment - - 5:37 - - That's a Apple ][ behind her! (Still have mine.)

[@heatherwanamaker7904]

lmao

[@thedevilisatroller6527]

anybody need anything whip

[@WorldWar2freak94]

The only likable people in this stinker were LashRue’s character and the fat guy.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

This movie feels like a PSA for the harassment women just have to deal with and confirming their worst fear: the world sees them as walking fleshlights. Doesn't help most women's clothes seems to be trying to replace their skin and/or are glorified underwear. It _also_ doesn't help that guys seem to think it's the man-code to go out of their way to gawk and be sleezy in _any_ situation they're around a woman, no matter the context. ...I'm sorry--I don't know what came over me. I should say something about the riff. Er... If they recognize the big dude, do they ever mention the whip wizard old guy? (Sorry--I haven't gotten around to buying the riffs yet.)

[@calypsokiosko9067]

idunbeezasmart1 While both are pretty "acid in the lungs" awkward, I'd like to think the 10 minute clip of a terrible typically length movie is the worse of the two. Also--did you know you can check to see who +1 a comment on your Google+ page? If you go there, you can see I didn't thumb up my own comment; I admitted it was terrible. The thumb up was probably someone who felt bad for me.

[@dickmoore1154]

Jeez, you found this movie's attitude towards women to be it's most disgusting aspect ? On the exploitation movie sleaze-o-meter this thing barley even registers. On the Lash Larue just took his shirt off, oh Christ, I'm gonna be sick-O-meter, on the hand, it's scores pretty high.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

Dick Moore Gee. Um...that makes me feel better, I guess? The Lash LaRue one _is_ pretty out there.

[@DenOfVipers]

fuck off, idunbeezassmart1, because I guess idunbeezassmart was already taken? Anyway, yeah, fuck off.

[@karnerblue7658]

Let's all laugh at the idiot who thinks that if he shows he's a male feminist that it'll get him laid!

[@wcharliewilson7004]

Guys dissing the south from MN. The same Minnesota that has Ilhan Omar. Let that sink in?

[@TerrenceNowicki]

So you're saying Minnesota is better than the South.

[@joes.4149]

The south is so easy to make fun of even by southerners.

[@FreejackVesa]

Everyone makes fun of the South, yet everyone is moving there 😂 honestly the south is a best kept secret at this point.

[@typacsk]

That's an... odd comparison to make, regardless of how badly they hurt your feelings.

[@crazyfvck]

LOL. The chick that plays Jesse Jamison reminds me of the pilot from Aliens.

[@FuckYouWhosNext]

love that Ferrari Dino 246