The Best Position in Alcatraz

[@digitallic]

My god that end game was worth the two hour wait. I’m laughing so hard my face hurts

[@juanpemurillo1845]

Here we have the Alcatrash god

[@davidkwon1322]

This was one of, if not, the most epic game on risk Alcatraz. I thought you played horribly and I’m surprised how blue played. Great job on the victory!

[@Kylted]

Thank you

[@lucasfabisiak9586]

Funny to hear you say "Why are these even settings? What is the purpose of this?" and now they're you're favorite settings.

[@Kylted]

Oh god right... I had to learn about the fiesta.. be reborn in it.. and now I thrive in the chaos!

[@Mattis06]

4:01 I didn’t know florryworry played risk. I knew him from eu4.

[@Kylted]

He's dabbled a little bit and raided into our category a few times... but as far as I know hes almost entirely still EU4

[@RainingArtillery]

you know what, I'm just going to go to bed and leave processing this ending for another day.

[@AuralEntropy]

No way I can sit through 2 hours of Alcatraz, even at 1.5x speed. Hope you won for your endurance.

[@lightlayagajoie5739]

I was thinking the other day does Kylted not get these kind of stalemate situations and how does he deal with them.

[@Kylted]

Hahahha I think this was my first ever game of Alcatraz! I remember being mind blown at the end

[@SlowXDreams]

holy shit. watching this almost a year later, how sad the colors look xD

[@mikersj]

Once you realize this is going to take forever skip to 1:47:58 to see the end. 🎉. The end is worth catching.

[@kennethcusmano]

from hero to zero in 2 hours. lol

[@Sushigh0st]

Everyone saying you’re wrong for missing the double trade 36 minutes in but I saw it and I’m honestly not sure how I’d feel in the moment taking a 10% chance at my game just being over and getting 5th. Win the roll and you’re still eating a full suicide from yellow too. Maybe I’m just thinking like a pussy willow though

[@oouptownclownoo175]

What did I just watch….

[@Kylted]

[@oouptownclownoo175]

Love your stuff btw 👏🤙💯 out of all the RISK streamers and content creators by far the best

[@Kylted]

Thank you@@oouptownclownoo175

[@bechne]

Wow, that map suuuuucks with caps. Who’s playing the trash?

[@edzion6433]

TORTURE

[@MrAlanlaing]

Played that map once....never again....sucks balls..

[@KLNDR]

Typical Alcatraz game tbh, this is why ppl play. Hahaha na fr what a rollercoaster ending wtf.

[@Josiah1994.]

lmao how brain dead are are these players lmao easy win, you just have to waste more of your life and easy win.

[@zwm3726]

This reminds me of when Pete first started fixed Fridays even though he hated classic fixed. Anyway, I look forward to your weekly Alcatrash caps content while you slowly get Stockholm syndromed into liking theses settings 😂

[@Kylted]

How does that head of yours fit that GIANT BRAIN

[@zwm3726]

​@@Kylted😂

[@Valentin-uv7wl]

@@Kylted😂

[@Kylted]

@@bobguy6542

[@UnshavenStatue]

so he spake and so it became

[@sanssheriff3829]

Blue would rather give the game to you than to someone who hides in the corner

[@Kylted]

Respect

[@spiderswebb11uk]

This game is like when you have a sleepover as a kid and you have a competition to see who falls asleep last

[@AmazingFit]

That is the biggest redemption I have ever seen in Risk

[@RebelSyntax]

FYI, i quit playing this game because of a nearly 2 hour long fake bot out. I am just letting all the streamers know, its a serious problem (like you didn't know) but if there is one thing I cannot stand its a game that wastes your time with cheaters. This is a long standing known issue but ya. Love the tube community, and hate to dump here, but its just horrible. see ya around.

[@whocares2277]

Next patch: "fixed bug where players could accidentally select Alcatraz caps."

[@spiderswebb11uk]

Turns out Blue respected your fighting spirit

[@Delfontes]

I think it could have been a quicker game.... you could have killed green 30 minutes in, you said you didn't want to risk a 90% roll losing 100 troops for 80... but it would have been a double trade you'd have gotten 160 and been in a dominant position.

[@Kylted]

AHHH

[@supravlieg]

After two games of this I feel like a masochist and understand both why it is called Alcatrash yet is so popular.

[@Zephyrhash2]

2 hours Alcatraz? Jesus, if you don’t want us to watch just don’t upload 😜 But I’ll watch regardless

[@Kylted]

Funny enough the 2 hour caps videos have been performing better than the short quick beauties lol

[@TrueHolarctic]

​@Kylted cant skip ads if youre asleep

[@Kylted]

🤣🤣@@TrueHolarctic

[@UnshavenStatue]

Little did I know when I clicked that this was the first time that Kylted uttered the holy word "Alcatrash"

[@Gary-zt9cp]

Breaking: Spanish player wouldn't let me get my four out of Africa 🌍 ~ slammed it early. I took him down!

[@Kylted]

10 points

[@ArchanDelon12]

KZbin recommending old videos, finally caught the origin of Alcatrash. I love how Kylted said stuff like, "I'll never get a mouse with an unlocked scroll wheel" and, "Why do you play these settings? Why does anyone play these settings? They're horrendous" and "I'll never play these settings again!" A year later and Kylted has an unlocked scroll wheel is still playing Alcatrash 🤣

[@Kylted]

hahahah

[@ce5779]

I was NOT expecting that ending 😂 also I love how you shit on these settings for 2 hours and said you’d never play them again, but I’m pretty sure I saw you playing them a couple days ago on stream 🤔

[@Kylted]

Save me

[@Suncoast_Samurai]

Now look at you… One hit and you’re hooked.

[@user-pr7xf6ei6y]

I've been watching a while, not subscribed, and you sitting through that game and winning got me to change that, that was amazing.

[@Kylted]

Happy to have you

[@joshjohnson3352]

I just realized I just watch this for 4 hours months ago you read my twitch name. Damn what's my life come to lol

[@digitallic]

No risk KZbinr should EVER do Alcatraz!!!! :)

[@agt9tech]

Those setting should be call 50 shade of risk as they are horrible but still entertaining.

[@sydekontrol2330]

That is 2 hours I cant get back... but damn me I couldnt fast foward it was just that train wrecky... blue insisting on taking that 4 bonus was killing me... but I guess it gave yall something to do... You're quasi "I dont give a shit about this game" made the video worth watching.. fortunate turn at the end... great content man.

[@etaashdwaraka2455]

oh how everything has changed. promising not to play alkatrash again? how did that end up

[@Kylted]

Now im addicted

[@John_Skin]

Wait... is this kyles firts game of alcatrash?!!

[@Kylted]

it was, yeah!

[@John_Skin]

@@Kylted This is like the one piece can't stop laughing at the end

[@aaronkrohn8874]

Around the 45-50 minute mark, i think green wanted to trade in your bonus so you could cardblock blue. Then blue saw that almost happen and tried to do it himself (forgetting that green would start trading with yellow) but then you threatened his cap so he took it for himself to prevent you and green from trading in it. I'm guessing.

[@iLunafreya]

Holy smoke it's 2 hours?? dayyum 😅

[@perfectiondreamusa]

white picking maybe the worst capital spot ive ever seen

[@user-pr7xf6ei6y]

White actually got to see Kylted and Purple take their caps first so think about that

[@perfectiondreamusa]

@@user-pr7xf6ei6y capping next to 2 other caps with only one place to take cards and no bonus in progressive is a horrendous cap spot

[@ewallt]

Just take out the blue 7 and he’s card blocked. Blue needed to build up that 7, not take a bonus. Once he did, anyone could have taken his 7.

[@RichardGeresGerbil]

Everything is free in the risk shop I have infinite gems for some reason

[@Kylted]

Oh wow, sounds like a bug

[@BaldyTheOnlyOne]

Patience IS a Virtue!! 1:54:15 Couldn't have happened to a better (send) Dude!

[@pamelagoncalves4376]

I'd just suicide blue fully and try to get and get a card trade plus holding cellar and the +4 bonus that blue the staalllller was try to get

[@thebadger9507]

Do I get a prize if I do?

[@Kylted]

You get a badger wife

[@thebadger9507]

@@Kylted I'd prefer a couple of Mistresses! 😂

[@Kylted]

she will be supportive of your wishes@@thebadger9507

[@thebadger9507]

@@Kylted How are Wives like hurricanes? When they come, they are wet & wild! When they leave, they take half your house & possessions with them

[@oldiehood]

Weird game on a weirder map. Would hope you never go back to this prison again :D

[@davidholland4713]

Missing the double trade to kill green condemns us to stalemate. Why? Edit: I skipped the stupid stalemate. Congratulations on your epic victory. Please, never again.

[@Kylted]

At least I missed it genuinely and not out of a sense of masochism lol

[@isaacingalls720]

What a plot twist at the end

[@pamelagoncalves4376]

Just finished the vid juess patience is the way to win😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😂

[@goldy7018]

nice ending

[@spiderswebb11uk]

I'm 9 minutes in. Hope you didn't drink a Monster...

[@TrueHolarctic]

That was one of the games of all times

[@TinyTim711]

Imagine you quit after green to nullify that game...

[@TrueHolarctic]

Boo

[@Kylted]

bies

[@owapoet]

The real winners were purple and white lol

[@samblackhole]

@Kylted is like "oh if all the other players kill each other I'm gonna win" *rubs his hands*

[@samblackhole]

White splitting on the caps and at the same time opening blue for the hit, that was so dumb. Hopefully they learnt from that mistake

[@samblackhole]

Aaaaaaaaaaand he wins

[@tomasbumble6128]

quite short video, not even 2h..

[@lordhosk]

33 minutes in Doesn't kill green "ohhh thats why this is a 2 hour video... probably fast forwarded too... I bet kylted takes second" (80 minutes later) WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

[@Kylted]

Good summary lol

[@ElCaminoMort]

Is there a 3x speed on YT? Might need it 😂

[@Kylted]

Gotta finish strong on these long unedited caps games with this nightmare fiesta lol

[@ElCaminoMort]

@@Kylted does it count if I already watched on twitch? 😂

[@pamelagoncalves4376]

That would be funny. Imagine watching magenta and blue fight ING over and over and it still being long

[@davidkwon1322]

I love watching Alcatraz games.

[@ronnieballs8145]

Horrific game, but great ending!