The Best Purchase Of My Life.

[@lesigh3410]

Schlatt: "I'm not gay" His fans: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that"

[@sappysav7445]

I love how schlatt put “cap incoming” before he said that he wasn’t gay LMAO

[@mint_iguess]

@@sappysav7445 Maybe it wasn't him but his editor. idk if he has one

[@Pattrrs]

@@mint_iguess He has one

[@JevinJohnson-CloudShift]

"I'm so straight I kiss guys because I know I won't enjoy it" best logic ever

[@xeli3046]

*her

[@lazyDudesGaming]

JSchlatt and Jambo walking towards door saying “c’mon Jambo, we’ve got some money to make” Is quite possibly the cutest thing on the internet.

[@coffxx_addictxd3613]

It is tho

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Come on Master Chief let’s get the fuck outta here

[@LDimno]

1:56

[@isocialist]

Calliope pfp... 😳

[@lazyDudesGaming]

@@isocialist calliope with short hair baby

[@leebeehua1931]

Schlatt when he got a new cat : I just made the best purchase of my life Also Schlatt :

[@gavingadway]

Oh shoot, I said your comment in a different way. Do you want me to delete it?😂

[@justincoltharp9701]

The power of schlatt is he genuinely is excited by everything. So everything is fantastic to him

[@leebeehua1931]

@@gavingadway Its okay

[@leebeehua1931]

@@justincoltharp9701 I can agree

[@Get.Drished]

Never mind this is my best purchase of life.

[@myles3067]

Schlatt: is a millionaire Schlatts bathroom: the equivalent of the bathroom of a gas station Subway

[@valerka9012]

He spends all his money on his beard , i swear to god . It looks good

[@FeliX-yg6ng]

@@valerka9012 true

[@Omni-Man-Edits]

Why is there a gas station in a subway

[@papi5130]

@@Omni-Man-Edits key word. “A gas station subway.” Some gas stations have a mini subway in them. Like some Walmart’s do.

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

He stays rich by avoiding spending money

[@StarSwisss]

Schaltt's cat being a feline version of him makes this even better

[@frenox3307]

why are there not any replies lmao.

[@wuffalo]

@@frenox3307 beats me

[@mlgwolftrix4708]

@@frenox3307 idk man

[@affjdjdndachdndndm5371]

trol

[@StarSwisss]

@@frenox3307 youtube hadnt even given me a notification that anyone liked this, only realised when ur reply showed up lmao

[@Patterrz]

"Let me introduce you to my bathroom" Me: oh boy here we go

[@DamiemBlorp]

Hello random verified person ill like your comment

[@Kumbucket50]

checkmark...???

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXfEpqOwa9KjsJo

[@big_cum_daddy_four_incher]

what's up checkmark

[@idkwhattoput4006]

What’s up checkmark :nice:

[@honeyydewew]

Schlatt: “I am not gay” Editor: “cap incoming” He really had to do em like that

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear hon

[@Xedrie]

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

[@isahuh3053]

@@AxxLAfriku this is why you had to make a video called “STOP CYBERBULLYING ME”

[@Jequarius67]

i feel bad for schlatt finger broke through the roll i know from experience

[@Ccaabboossee]

Wrong way round

[@michael_m38]

"cmon jambo, we got some money to make!" this made me smile for some reason lol

[@Double_OJ]

"I am not gay, I'm not gonna tell you I'm gay to sell more hoodies" We need more men like schlatt

[@Double_OJ]

I also noticed to "cap incoming" lmao

[@shroast6990]

We really do need more men that aren’t gay

[@alexguardado3666]

@@shroast6990 I’m one

[@joshdonkin7777]

@@shroast6990 wow

[@diorsse]

i mean tbf he used to be

[@DR-zr1rp]

Jambo is literally the best actor, he makes this even funnier than it already was

[@cerealb4mlk]

@Vap Pri no.

[@sirhissboi6100]

Soup

[@egg3255]

Jschlatt's cat, Jambo, makes videos 1000% funnier

[@noha.osama.x]

@Austin Reece yes now go away and do ur homework kid

[@ellyjoe1503]

Soup

[@maxhayer5241]

That cat has the best comedic timing.

[@yassir8501]

Soup

[@some_random_rando]

Soup

[@gatetohstuff]

Soup

[@statelover354]

Soup

[@squooshy2999]

Soup

[@sun_le_citron]

As a french, i find the bidet extremely weird and when my grandparents had one (unused) and i was too short to reach the thing to clean my hands, i would do it with the bidet I then learned what it was originally for and i never used it ever again I am terrified of bidets since then

[@smiff428]

His New York accent comes out way more when he’s scared

[@idkman9696]

Defense mechanism

[@sirshelf]

@@idkman9696 omg yes

[@lizasimpkins6033]

@@idkman9696 best response you couldve given

[@vunga8195]

@@idkman9696 HAHAHA

[@markerblue8966]

*s p o o k e d*

[@maniandbeano]

This was so serious he had to actually say that he's not gay. I've never seen such a serious situation from Schlatt

[@chemicallykayla]

We don't believe him

[@luciusisdead]

nah, he’s probably just a top

[@sidrayouwantmetosaymylastn9192]

is he actually gay or not

[@lilmissytrissy7668]

Well it also said cap incoming before he said it

[@specialoperationsunitalpha9737]

Lol

[@dylang3508]

I want a Gif of Schlatt and Jambo running out the door saying "come on jambo, we got some money to make"

[@notlucyanna563]

on it

[@cloudoloud1285]

Same

[@Trathien-]

i dont think you know what a gif is

[@cloudoloud1285]

@@Trathien- say that to yourself mate lol. We dont mean with the audio maybe something like words at the bottom with the speech there.

[@Trathien-]

@@cloudoloud1285 i know what a gif is, you clearly also dont know what a gif is

[@cynthiaaxyz]

I dont get why everyone hates him 😭 hes so funny

[@ethan.0805]

Its cause nobody can take a joke these days lol

[@cynthiaaxyz]

@@ethan.0805 fr people are so soft

[@muffinlord99]

People are just not that bright.

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

cuz the ugly bird loves telling people what to do and the ugly bird hates it when they have no power over someone and so the ugly bird hates him specifically

[@cynthiaaxyz]

@@anonymouscheesepie3768 💀

[@zoombah5371]

schlatt choosing not to blur out the pubes on his toilet was a bold move and i applaud him tbh

[@eater_of_yeets]

I thought this same thing tbh

[@freddieh.mercury8893]

@ham nai h I agree

[@__eggy__]

i was literally thinking of this

[@ArixCupio]

sorry what-

[@rac9569]

Schlubes

[@pizzat1me788]

Schlatt’s bathroom is probably the most cursed thing i’ve seen in my life

[@Jambion]

The previous one was much. Much. Much. Worse.

[@iammrhappy3387]

The 420 likes is worse

[@VylaGZ]

i wanna know now

[@DaveDoesntGame567]

@@VylaGZ you haven’t seen it?

[@mrfosilman]

@@VylaGZ One word. *CARPET*

[@benbovard9579]

Even Jambo was horrified by the power of the bidet.

[@ToasttSG]

Chirp, am I right?

[@chupakabruhhh1613]

@Brooklynn Nelms agreed (2)

[@benbovard9579]

@@ToasttSG Funnily enough, Chirp is the disc me and my friends play whenever we fight the ender dragon

[@chem1349]

@Brooklynn Nelms agreed (4)

[@QueenRatMan]

@@ToasttSG you are right, musical circle

[@Zombienism]

Ok but Jambo crab walking with a little trill is prolly my absolute favorite I love him 😭

[@iannulmer9936]

Schlatt:"I'm not gay" Gayschlatt compilation video:"History will not see it that way"

[@grimendstone]

@NonDunePipp I think he has that word blocked

[@fuimbi]

Historians will see the video and still say he wasn’t gay

[@okiebyebye]

@@grimendstone who jschlatt?

[@dimitri6171]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJnFcn-aecaUiM0

[@nyctoby]

@@okiebyebye yea

[@vonixishere]

The toddler walk just keeps getting more intense each time we see him

[@missing_link_]

@nothing just look can you like.... stop..?

[@ariesdamnato923]

@@missing_link_ what's the video link??

[@missing_link_]

@@ariesdamnato923 no clue, but they keep commenting that link-

[@missing_link_]

I'm pretty sure they're just promoting their videos-

[@ariesdamnato923]

@@missing_link_ That's annoying asg

[@princessofpigs]

The fact that Schlatt is constantly trying to get me to buy stuffed animals now really sends me.

[@ryandabeast333]

The fact that I’m buying them too-

[@ifae1933]

the fact that im buying it rn

[@MattDueskable]

what does it send you?

[@Ciretako]

you could have jschlatt's fursona in your house though 😳

[@WinterMarii]

totally not buying them rn

[@imnotreal3213]

Jschlatts walk after using the bidet had me dying of laughter

[@freddieowen8831]

“I was not privy to this information” was the most ingenious unintentional joke I’ve ever heard

[@gremlinonion1323]

Wait I don't get it

[@mr.froschi6526]

Explain it please.

[@cryed0]

iirc privy means toilet

[@freddieowen8831]

Privy = Toilet 😭

[@okie9025]

@@cryed0 in what language

[@abouttheblank1260]

From the thumbnail i thought he finally found an indestructible keyboard

[@a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750]

That’s too much power for one man

[@benji600]

Needs to get an indestructible desk first

[@aaaaaaaaaa7980]

If there is one he'd find away to destroy it

[@sentrygunmainman5010]

If he had an indestructible keyboard. He might destroy himself

[@ickyattorney1012]

Same tho

[@mare_dps]

“And I didn’t shit for a month after that..” Got me wheezing

[@RedheadGingerbread1892]

I never in my life thought I would hear Schlatt go 'pspspsps' to a cat.

[@yhuali5120]

“Come on Jambo, we’ve got some money to make!”

[@dimitri6171]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJnFcn-aecaUiM0

[@cybernubmaster988]

I read this as he said it

[@demilettucee3657]

That is the single most depressing bathroom I've ever seen

[@unknowner076]

it even has CARPET LIKE WTH

[@ivorydoesgacha7755]

Ik

[@Bmm2433]

@@unknowner076 I have carpet in my washroom is that weird

[@RandomWeeb]

Lol your pfp is from Charlotte

[@crowmosome5002]

@@Bmm2433 Yes very much. The reason to not do that is that mold can build up under the carpet and get on top of it if liquids from toilet, sink, or shower/bath get into it since bacteria and other shut live moisture in that nice warm carpet of yours.

[@marouka99]

Schlatt: buys cheapest bidet Also Schlatt: complains about how it’s too cold and high pressure…

[@TurqSamurai]

@Vap Pri street food tastes gross

[@Dylan_____]

sure sounds like something someone who uses a bidet would say...

[@TurqSamurai]

@@Dylan_____ tf is a bidet

[@TurqSamurai]

@@Dylan_____ oh nvm

[@Dylan_____]

@@TurqSamurai did you even watch the video

[@qibli7812]

jshlatts content is always very unique

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Some stand up while wiping Some stay seated while wiping But all shall rise whenever jschlatt uploads

[@angelfowler2241]

Hello there

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXfEpqOwa9KjsJo

[@Shield-ul9tx]

Also the opposite of each other cant wrap theyre heads around how they do it

[@TheEdenSnow]

All rise for the furry goat overlord

[@darksregions6816]

When you realize owo is the top comment of this video

[@sibro4747]

This takes the line "I'd rather die standing than live kneeling." To a whole 'nother level

[@evanf-raw]

@I complete shut up

[@tehrybite]

There’s no need to hide it Schlatt, we all know that ever since you bought your new standing desk you’ve become a stander for life.

[@SafetyKitten]

Standing while wiping is actually the most disgusting concept of all time

[@whyme3927]

@@SafetyKitten agreed

[@TheRealestKushSmoker420]

@ham nai h bruh what

[@okie9025]

@@SafetyKitten nobody stands, it's a squat at most

[@ThorFriess-js7tk]

As a wise man said “I am disgusted that people stand up to wipe their ass” funny video keep up the good work shlatt!

[@JonTheGeek]

"I am not gay!" "I would go all the way in gay chicken."

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

"Whoever pulls out, uh, he's the gay one"

[@yo.potatoes]

@@bleedingmasque.6193 WTFFFF😂

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

@@yo.potatoes he said it, not me I am simply a vehicle to voice this technicality

[@solveig431]

I meeeeaaan

[@beercansam9290]

He’s not gay he’s powerful

[@ozankorkmaz6319]

I love how he changed the title from "The Worst Purchase Of My Life." to "The Best Purchase Of My Life."

[@mekayla5527]

💀

[@urmompart2210]

because he buy yootoo z

[@oublie-moi]

💀💀💀

[@li0nna]

Abi anlamıyorum ya nasıl insanların tuvaletlerinde su şeysi yok, hala kavramakta zorluk çekiyorum

[@EpicDonutDudeMemes]

0:00 when you take a shit and the water splashes up

[@CFM2]

poseidon kiss 😫

[@oguzomlet906]

@u know me? no I don't and I don't want to

[@tradeliftsaman]

wassup checkmark

[@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt]

@@CFM2 😳😳😳😳

[@baithuy]

What's up checkmark

[@tpb_1]

0:48 that’s gotta be the best description ever

[@24FramesOfNick]

I watched this on the toilet using my own bidet

[@_ayoitsvic_3180]

please god stop

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@Very-Uncorrect]

Apple

[@clonetrooper2168]

What's up checkmark

[@mayimimi9615]

What's up checkmark

[@sterthedude]

6:36 schlatt telling you to wipe with his merch

[@elis_cat_store5264]

Why is it wholesome when he says “come on jambo!”

[@topblokeharvey]

“This is the best purchase of my life.” Jambo: Am I a joke to you?

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha literally

[@dyslexicmitochondriashorts7088]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Cool username. Cool channeI too

[@akish302]

Soup

[@rexailos475]

Wait he adopted him, he didn't buy him

[@rempuia69]

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool username We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@matrixiekitty2127]

That’s not a bathroom, that’s a glorified closet. A glorified closet that now shoots water.

[@iwouldshipyoubutno7676]

Would one call it.... A water closet?

[@dennis_s]

@@iwouldshipyoubutno7676 Aaaaahhhh! Bri'ish Moment

[@iwouldshipyoubutno7676]

@@dennis_s ah, thank you! But unfortunately I'm just a stupid American making stupid puns😆😂😆😂😆

[@dennis_s]

@@iwouldshipyoubutno7676 Well, you and I aren't as different as you may think. I'm also American. 🇺🇸

[@iwouldshipyoubutno7676]

@@dennis_s 'ey, nice! Well, either way, I hope you have a great day!

[@kaylag6287]

i have never laughed so genuinely in my life

[@thecringeyboy3194]

I love how Jamboo was at first willing to help Jschlatt with the bidet but once he saw the water he instantly regretted it.

[@palatianator_007]

Lol

[@nathanjereb9944]

And somehow got into the shower

[@soupmuncher985]

when jambo and him got scared at the same time i laughed so hard

[@sullivan100yearsago4]

Ik same

[@sanstheskeleton6112]

“Cmon Jambo we got money to make!” Idk why but I found that so funny and wholesome

[@ToasttSG]

Chirp, am I right?

[@slippyy6742]

@@ToasttSG thats a bad gimic

[@l0mio833]

THIS is why i love watching Schlatt💀😭

[@emilyw3567]

“im not gonna tell you I’m gay, I’m not gonna pretend that I am” The first recommended video at the side of this one: I went on a dating show with my ex - Weston Koury. With a thumbnail picture of him in a maid dress and schlatt

[@sophieistired1594]

the cap incoming warning was so funny too

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

Mines just an A M O G U S video

[@petroleumjelly417]

You know it’s a risky product if even Jambo himself is startled by it

[@deez7297]

U mean soup?

[@rottenribz]

@@deez7297 His name is Jambo, but chat calls him Soup

[@DaybreakPT]

He's Jcatt now.

[@snowfox4277]

@ari Kh Get your wife beating cult out of here. If you’re gonna promote it then maybe you should tell them everything it says... Quran 4:34 “Men are caretakers of women, since Allah has made some of them excel the others, and because of the wealth they have spent. So, the righteous women are obedient, (and) guard (the property and honor of their husbands) in (their) absence with the protection given by Allah. As for women of whom you fear rebellion, convince them, and leave them apart in beds, and beat them. Then, if they obey you, do not seek a way against them. Surely, Allah is the Highest, the Greatest.”

[@rottenribz]

@yup Sure a headpat with that too ✌️😩

[@kellerm67000]

stg I thought he was gonna say “I swallowed my pride, and put Minx’s presents she got me a couple weeks ago to good use.”

[@cadimikesell8112]

Lmaoo

[@optimusburrinktea562]

Omg what is your pfp, my orchestra teacher had that printed out on his wall wtf

[@andyo3637]

@@optimusburrinktea562 tell your orchestra teacher that he is legendary

[@dimitri6171]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJnFcn-aecaUiM0

[@MaddoxNine]

I had the same thought. The thumbnail looks ominous

[@doomeddog5589]

thanks for posting this right after getting jambo and saying jambo was the best purchase of your life you really done-goofed that up

[@shaygolden8283]

His cat has such a comedical appearance at all times.

[@carterwhittington2463]

*comedic or comical

[@jamesdub5308]

@@carterwhittington2463 I’m pretty sure that’s about the same thing

[@jefe3856]

His cat has such a comedical appearance at all times.

[@carterwhittington2463]

@@jamesdub5308Ok, sure but it’s not grammatically correct,

[@kingbrandy._.2832]

@@carterwhittington2463 who actually cares

[@polaritygames3046]

I’ll be dambed if he doesn’t make a part two where he buys the most expensive one available.

[@b__c7538]

Lol, dambed

[@CibuYT]

I have to say, as a french man, I'm both horrified and proud of this concept

[@irbis7656]

dont be horrified its way better than wiping schlatt just got a really bad one

[@aaronbrastrom1838]

Tf is a concept

[@thatsaury228]

I feel you, I'm an italian woman.

[@ellyr7an]

Why are you french

[@aaronbrastrom1838]

Tf is even France

[@kiko8150]

3:23 jambo :)

[@litolguy_]

Two schlatt videos in one month??? We have been blessed

[@gachapaiten7678]

Yeah it’s surprising

[@jooyeonlover1929]

@about you i agree

[@aliceinpains_]

Indeed

[@kendallhiggins1]

In like one WEEK big man’s scarcity act is going away I guess les goooooo

[@alexm21376]

Yes

[@RoZe_Water]

I love how every time Schlatt makes a semi-major purchase, he makes a video about it just for the tax write-off. Edit: Jesus I get it, It's "write-off" calm down everyone.

[@ethand.5937]

mailbox

[@almondmelk]

Ride off 💀

[@jackras6139]

“ride off”

[@erite_zx4499]

Ride off

[@tony_5156]

Fuck taxes

[@daveisghost5173]

Jambo's reaction after the water shot and hit the wall was amazing. This is what Schlatt had been missing. A sidekick.

[@fifisifi]

Fr

[@spooky9424]

Bold of you to assume that Schlatt it’s Jambo’s sidekick smh

[@thegeneralissimo470]

I love how Jambo is just as confused and terrified as he is.

[@caty6784]

The “cap incoming” part got me LMAO

[@notracc9096]

Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he lives you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you eill go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏

[@rocketio]

@@notracc9096 lol

[@Praepositus_Magna_Muliebris]

@@notracc9096 ??? Why, this is not the place for this.

[@Praepositus_Magna_Muliebris]

@@notracc9096 also the Christian god is called Yahweh so yeah

[@hazelnutoats]

@@notracc9096 oh my god shut up

[@chiyaburro]

The fear in Jambo’s eyes when he saw the high pressure has convinced me never to use a bidet

[@mrsteastoryreader]

You don’t normally use them at full power. You use them at low pressure once you’ve finished so that it cleans it faster and uses less toilet paper. Or you can use high pressure and scream in agony. You can also change the temperature and setting for genders.

[@lexisking152]

It has certain levels you put it on, you get used to it after a bit

[@pn7600]

i like the high pressure

[@fiurdinar8494]

@@pn7600 same, i just like the tingling feeling from it lol

[@pissedoffncrying]

LMAO HOMIE WAS TERRIFIED

[@pardon_the_frog5075]

Schlatt: *unholy toilet installing noises* Jambo: *full halloween pose* Ah yes the perfect chaotic couple

[@vikation5576]

@I complete stop

[@JadeTechna]

@I complete no

[@Toehamster]

@@vikation5576 What did they say?

[@johnnyjoestar2335]

Schlatt*

[@vikation5576]

@@Toehamster he was posting a link without any context I think

[@Jolieroman]

Jambo made it all the more hilarius as reaction to the bidet 😂😂😂😂

[@goldswaggamer4007]

I could've sworn this man said Jambo was the best purchase in his life Edit: Jambo it is

[@anapple1220]

This is true 2 Also you spelled jambo wrong

[@dkth3inkmachine698]

@@anapple1220 This is true 3

[@lepus9588]

... jambo

[@thebestdanjan]

Jambo?

[@explicitcomments]

keep

[@Kimmie6772]

I love how jambo shares your disgust at the spraying water. He freaking arches up like it's a predator 😆

[@ginjiu4ye]

Ikr

[@RoyGreen-oc2me]

6:32 Did bro just tell me to wipe my ass with his plush?

[@rudyolfschiermeister8167]

"i not gonna flirt with men on dating shows" weston: well gee thanks

[@epicguitarsolo6625]

“I’m not gay I won’t tell you I’m gay” “I was the champion at gay chicken”

[@thebootybandit3804]

@I complete is this some Muslim stuff or something?

[@1810jeff]

Everyone knows it's not gay as long as you win gay chicken.

[@nerdishlive]

Schlatt: I’m not flirt with other guys on dating shows Weston: “I’m Schlatt’s ex...”

[@submissivewif]

@ari Kh IM CRYING LAUGHING

[@kate.1791]

@ari Kh LMAO PLEASE-

[@blaiseburton]

@ari Kh begone bot

[@sxlvx1261]

@ari Kh why is everyone laughing at this comment-

[@mjhws]

@ari Kh you did not make me listen to Quran in the mf bathroom-

[@OmnipotentNoodle]

>Flushing sound >Waddles out of bathroom, traumatized he didn't wash his hands :' O

[@jedimindglitch89]

He could have prepared himself for the bidet by using the training kit Minx sent him

[@elongated2761]

A what???

[@nicolasa.3192]

The shear gremlin in the laugh that just escaped my mouth...

[@mobilek2137]

What kit??

[@baileydas]

@@mobilek2137 Listen to the chuckle sandwich podcast

[@Hollybolly._]

@@mobilek2137 go look at the chuckle podcast with minx’s being a guest on there

[@kiiok2322]

4:36 the cat was like, “ don’t even think about it”

[@adamdanish8721]

You meant soup

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

how dare you disrespect jambo, "the cat"s name is jambo. 😤😤 /hj

[@tumbletwat4471]

his name is not "cat" his name is jambo

[@birtheb2358]

"the cat" has a NAME.

[@detona091]

Soup

[@minteemackerel1415]

“Come on Jambo, we got money to make!” Awee this actually made me laugh really hard.

[@alic-c]

It's so nice to see that he has a companion now

[@takoyaki08]

Soup

[@minteemackerel1415]

@@takoyaki08 soup

[@natron0331]

Schlatt gets violated by a toilet bidet

[@lina_kalio1570]

Schlatt: * trying to install a bidet * Jambo: anyways so I started meowing

[@taxfraud4853]

this is so funny that I laughed my way to Mars that Elon musk started crying

[@sagenaw7137]

Ayy I'm 1k like

[@LordLobster]

2019 Jschlatt: I'm hiding my face 2021 Jschlatt: Here is me shitting lmao progress

[@mr.hungee9624]

*HA*

[@skripe]

its schlad

[@stellalaa_]

Hello verified person

[@shidder2610]

what's up checkmark

[@sylvberry]

what’s up checkmark

[@shidder2610]

in b4 top of comments section just for having a checkmark

[@atooommm]

what’s up checkmark

[@spaghettidecoder2309]

schlatt is the only man who could make taking a dump entertaining

[@sadnapkin8128]

I actually thought that the package would be the buttplugs Minx send to his house

[@queenofvermin]

@ari Kh wh... Fuggin what?

[@grandpapipablito8050]

@ari Kh wtf

[@sicksalt7765]

That's the actual greatest purchase he ever made, he just can't say that on camera.

[@dimitri6171]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJnFcn-aecaUiM0

[@gonzofernandez]

the "cmon jambo we got some money to make" makes me think that schlatt is a scheming cartoon character and every episode he has a new get rich quick idea, which jambo reluctantly tags along with. like wallace and gromit meets ed, edd and eddy

[@Caz.Heisenberg]

Imma draw jambo and schlatt like a cartoon character now

[@draxbrady1535]

Time stamp 😈

[@gonzofernandez]

@@Caz.Heisenberg good man zach man

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXfEpqOwa9KjsJo . .

[@superknuten3845]

This is possibly the weirdest video I’ve watched in a very long time, but there’s no way I can skip it.

[@gabbyh7825]

FR BAHAHA

[@emma_nutella58]

I find it very hard to believe that Japan is the only country that had toilets figured out, France had the right idea but Japan has made going to the toilet a pleasurable experience

[@supermudkipz]

I dunno about you but I find shitting to be a very enjoyable experiance

[@Massive_Orange]

What is wrong with you?

[@pathatrle2504]

Can’t wait for the collab with Ludwig titled “Understanding the Other Side”

[@dimitri6171]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJnFcn-aecaUiM0

[@joerogan9921]

ludwig schlatt collabs are the best

[@fissilepear7805]

Schlatt’s video “I’m disgusted” singlehandedly made me go from a stand and wipe person to a stay seated and wipe person

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXfEpqOwa9KjsJo. . .

[@watevr4evr]

Never gonna have my hand that close to the toilet water, my butt is out end exposed?? I'm gonna stand up so i can defend it.

[@reyn_xd3622]

Same

[@redmist6630]

respec

[@pbjwizard]

i'm split down the middle

[@heatherjones1580]

I'm not sure whether I'm more scared of schlatt or his bathroom I'm terrified It's so......empty Also, please read the caption, it's truly beautiful

[@uh3what]

@ham nai h stfu

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

ahaha i read it. Its beautiful

[@AlexAlex-fg8ew]

What the guy above me said👆

[@anameisntenough]

@@AlexAlex-fg8ew wut

[@MookalH]

Do you mean the description

[@pauljoedominic]

Cat's reaction is priceless

[@ShamrockCinema]

I sometimes forget that Jschlatt isn't a 48 year old man and then he says "in my 21 years of life" and I'm like...noooo???

[@potthethird]

Holy shit he’s only a year older what the fuck

[@soaphope3398]

I know the fact that I’m older than him by a few months is actually mind boggling to me

[@commanderpinkie7617]

21...? You’re telling me he’s only 2 years older than me? Holy shit, I’ve aged so much with KZbin that I’m at the average KZbinr age now. I was like 8 the last time I remember. What the heck??

[@ambergonzalez5700]

@@commanderpinkie7617 I also can't believe it's a two-year difference for us too. Time really does fly. This is crazy!!!

[@guthraiel]

Same, I was surprised when I found out he is 21

[@ties_s]

"The best purchase of my life" Jambo: 😐

[@allftw2677]

I think jambo was a rescue cat

[@nopotatovisible2550]

he didnt buy Jambo, he got him for free at the shelter because he had ringworm

[@AnEldritchBeing]

@@allftw2677 imma pretend I did

[@AnEldritchBeing]

@@nopotatovisible2550 'nt hear that

[@nicolec3404]

Jambo trying to get in on the bidet action is the best thing I’ve seen today

[@attifornow1433]

schlatt playing with toilet for 7 minutes

[@Illusca]

i like how he had to reassure everyone how he was not gay during this video multiple times

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

The best part is how he reassures us, but I don't think there was ever any doubt to begin with.

[@strawberrana]

he's not gay, ok?

[@ConnorPugs]

Big guy, how long until you have made enough money on here, delete your channel, and become a massive landlord who owns literally half of the real estate in Kansas?

[@Saraah_cha]

We don’t know, but his power grows every day

[@inzaghi872]

What's up checkmark

[@avesoe]

Yooo Connor

[@JacklynWasFound]

Ayyyeee connor :D

[@avesoe]

Wait no not yo Connor don’t give him ideas mr pugs

[@Max_VF]

He gets the cheapest bidet and wonders why the water is so strong and cold, incredible

[@5nowfIake]

Pspspspspspspsps

[@CleanYourApartmentNow]

Quiet down European

[@samgruzinskiy]

Don’t care didn’t ask + you’re a foreigner

[@Max_VF]

@@CleanYourApartmentNow American

[@Max_VF]

@@samgruzinskiy American

[@MyHomieZ]

I've never seen someone so scared of a bidet 😂 It is a good idea jschlatt

[@idkj350]

alt title: schlatt endures shit sprayer and rants about being "straight" for 8 minutes

[@kayrxxed8752]

HAHA YES

[@max-ed4uf]

It’s 7

[@foggykii9242]

@@max-ed4uf *S H U T*

[@max-ed4uf]

@@foggykii9242 nah

[@vincenaccarato3585]

@@foggykii9242 what does he shut 🤔

[@thethrone3440]

Are we not gonna talk about how majestic his hair is when not hidden by a hat-

[@parkchimmin7913]

Floof

[@marysworld9760]

it's so ✨fluffy✨

[@wonderlandwar773]

i really dont like his hair nor his facial hair

[@acek2016]

He has a loooot of hair

[@marysworld9760]

@@wonderlandwar773 ok

[@mintlikesgoldbearlol8718]

Jschlatt: "best purchase in my life" Also jschlatt: "never doing that again"

[@mintlikesgoldbearlol8718]

@I complete I-

[@Demonetizedh8re]

The best purchase was the youtooz